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What did he call me?

He called you Jean Grey because that's who you played in that book last

Saturday. Oh, that.

Babe, this is Natasha, the other Black Widow.

The real Black Widow.

Seriously, Axis?

We're down to recycling talent?

What's next?

Randomly bringing in Captain Marvel because we spent so much money on her

costume? No, of course not.

guys.

Let's fucking do this.

Oh, Red.

You read my mind. But this time, no condoms.

You're such a pig. And no, all I have to do is save the world.

I'm cheating.

Alright, God.

I'll come with you.

You cannot. My cards are two zero.

Mine is not.

Babe?

Babe?

I'll be right there.

It's been a long time.

I've missed you, Sugar Tits.

I had a feeling we needed some dick.

Oh, yeah.

You really are a modern marvel.

Oh, yeah.

Your dick's so much better than all

this, girl.

Oh, yeah.

That's what they always tell me.

Come on, Captain. Put some super neck into it.

Is that good hamburger face?

Medium rare.

Thank God you got that mask on. I gotta look at that ugly mug.

Oh, shut up. It's not right.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

You should feel pretty honored.

Salute, Captain.

You know what we haven't tried yet?

What?

One in the pink, two in the stink.

That's not going to happen.

What's with all these porn chicks so freaked out about you?

I see them do it all the time.

Must be a pink thing, huh?

I don't know.

Why don't you bend over and find out?

I know you can fuck me harder than that.

Maybe if you're lucky enough, I'll give you a ride on a

spaceship. Oh, yeah.

I've always wanted to try that one out.

That's what it might seem like, but I'm actually looking right at you. Okay.

I lost most of my vanity when they burnt me in this crisp.

Yeah.

I can see why you smell like bacon.

You can keep calling me Captain.

That's how I should be addressed by everyone.

Okay, there you go.

Four.

Yeah, you're being inside of this pussy.

Oh my God.

I look so good.

Yeah, you're going to give me that car.