Original subtitles

He is coming.

Cover your butt.

Cover the what?

Vitruvius. Lord Business.

You've hidden the craggle well, old man.

Robot, destroy him! Yes, Lord Business.

Your robots are no match for a master builder.

Why, I see everything.

My eyes!

The Kragle, the most powerful super weapon, is mine.

Ah, the Kragle!

Now my evil power will be unlimited.

Can you feel me?

I can feel you. Woo!

Nothing's going to stop me now.

Wait, there was a prophecy.

Oh, now there's a prophecy.

About the piece of resistance.

Oh, yes. The supposed missing piece of resistance that can somehow magically

disarm the Kragle.

Give me a break.

One day, a talented lasso fellow, a special one with faith of yellow, will

the piece of resistance found from its hiding refuge underground.

And with a noble army at the helm, this master builder will thwart the craggle

and save the realm and be the greatest, most interesting, most important person

of all times.

All this is true.

Because it rhymes.

Oh, wow.

That was a great, inspiring legend that you made up.

A special one? What a bunch of hippie, dippy

baloney.

Good morning doorway.

Morning wall. Morning ceiling. Good morning floor.

Ready to start the day.

Ah, here it is.

Instructions to fit in, have everybody like you, and always be happy.

Step one, breathe.

Okay, got that one down. Step two, greet the day's smile and say... Good

morning, Steve!

Good morning, city.

Good morning, city. How you doing? Good morning, city.

Step three, exercise.

Jumping jacks, hit them.

One, two, three.

I am so pumped up.

Step four, shower.

And always be sure to keep the soap out of your... Shave your face.

Brush your teeth.

Comb your hair.

Wear clothes.

Almost forgot that one.

No, no, uh -uh, no, not that wrong.

And that's it, check.

Step nine, eat a complete breakfast with all the special people in your life.

Hey, Planty, what do you want to do this morning? Watch TV? Me too!

I'm President Business, president of the Octan Corporation, and the world. Let's

take extra care to follow the instructions or you'll be put to sleep.

forget Taco Tuesday is coming next week. That's the day every rule -following

citizen gets a free taco and my love.

Have a great day, everybody.

You have a great day, too, President Business. Man, he's such a cool guy. I

always want to hear more of what... Wait, did he say put to sleep?

Tonight on Where Are My...

What was I just thinking? I don't care.

Step 11.

Greet your neighbors.

Hey, Joe. Hey, pal. Hey,

surfer Dave. Hey, brah. Oh, good morning, Sherry. Oh, hey, Jasmine.

Angie. Loki. Bad Leroy.

Fluffy. Fluffy Junior.

Fluffy Senior.

Jeff. Well,

obey all traffic signs and regulations.

Step 13. Enjoy popular music.

Oh, my gosh. I love this song.

Always use a turn signal.

Heart between the lines.

Drop off dry cleaning before noon.

Read the headline.

Don't forget to smile. Always root for the local sports team.

Always return a compliment.

Hey, you look nice.

So do you. Drink overpriced coffee. Here you go. That's $37.

Awesome. Everything is up now.

Did you see Where Are My Pants last night, buddies? Classic

episode. Everything is up now.

Rob, Michael?

There's two by two macaroni over here. Two by two macaroni flying in. Here's

one, Mel.

Cheese floats! Cheese floats! Come on, everybody!

Roger that, Roger. Can I get a couple of LARPs over here? Hey, guys, watch me

drill this down.

work tonight. Who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get crazy?

Chicken wings?

I love chicken wings. Hey, who wants to share a croissant with this guy?

Croissants? I love croissants. Oh yeah, I sure do love giant sausages. Giant

sausages? No way.

You know what I love to do? Is share a meal with the special people in my life.

Fred, Barry, Gail, me and you.

Ah, no, wait. Guys, wait up. Okay, I'll meet you there.

Oh, where did it go?

Oh, there you are.

I think I heard a whoosh.

Hey, pal, I hate to tell you this, but I don't think you're supposed to be here.

Yeah, the rules specifically state worksite closes at 6, the hardhat area

That's not official safety orange.

If you see anything weird, report it immediately.

Well... Guess I'm gonna have to report you.

Where you going? Miss!

I didn't mean to scare you! I'm - I'm so -

Hey, that's not so bad.

What is that?

I feel like maybe I should touch that.

A special one with a face of yellow will make the piece of resistance fine.

Good morning, apartment.

Wake up! How did you find the piece of resistance?

The piece of what? The piece of resistance.

Plan done, master builder.

No, I'm master builder. Oh, so you've never heard of the prophecy.

No, I... Or the special... No, no, I... You're a liar.

You'll kill him.

Look,

um... I watch a lot of cop shows on TV.

Isn't there supposed to also be a... Isn't there supposed to be a good cop?

Oh, yes.

But we are not done yet.

Hi, buddy.

I'm your friendly neighborhood police officer.

Would you like a glass of water? Yeah. Yeah, actually. Too bad.

Security cameras picked up this.

You were found at the construction site convulsing with a strange beast. That's

disgusting. Then why is it permanently stuck to your back?

Get out of the way! Get out of the way!

Don't come up and take me!

Look, it's not my fault. I have no idea how this thing got on my back.

Of course, buddy.

I believe you. Great. I believe you, too.

You see the quotations I'm making with my claw hand?

It means I don't believe you. Why else would you show up with that thing on

back just three days before President Business is going to use the crackle to

end the world?

President Business is going to end the world?

But he's such a good guy.

In Octan, they make good stuff.

Music, dairy products, coffee, TV shows, surveillance systems, all history

books, voting machines.

Wait a minute.

Come on. You can't beat this, you stupid.

This is a misunderstanding. I'm just a regular, normal, ordinary guy. And I'm

late to meet my best friends in the whole world. And they're probably

right now. They're probably out looking around. Hey, where's Emmett? Hey,

where's my best friend Emmett? Hey, you know what?

Ask all my friends. They'll tell you.

Oh, we got them all right.

That guy's not a criminal mastermind.

See? Yeah, you know, he's kind of an average, normal kind of guy. Thank you.

But, you know, he's not like... Normal like us. No, he's not that special.

Wait, I'm so confused. Who are we talking about?

Wait, does he work with us?

Gail doesn't remember me?

Look at Randy here. He likes sausage.

That's something.

Gail is perky. That's something.

Harry, well... When you say Harry, I go... When you say the other guy, I

go...

I know that guy, but I know, like, zippy -zap about him. We just talked earlier.

I mean, all he does is say yes to everything everybody else is doing. You

he's just sort of a little bit of a blank slate, I guess.

That'll be $42, please.

We all have something that makes us something, and Emmett is...

nothing.

There you go.

I told you I was a nobody.

It's the perfect cover.

Cover? Cover for what?

I can't break them. Take them to the melting chamber. What?

They're going to melt me? Am I going to die?

You'll live. You'll be fine.

President Business, I have him right here, sir. Yes, we've told him he lives

he doesn't try to escape, but we're lying to him.

Wait, what did he just say?

Oh, hell.

Wait! There's obviously been a mix -up here. You've got the wrong... Ow!

That is going to start hurting pretty soon.

Come with me if you want to not die.

Hi, everybody.

How's the melting good?

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Red alert. Red alert. I need everyone, repeat, everyone to go after the

The tunnel's that way.

Ow. Oh, boy.

Oh, sir, you're brilliant.

We'll build a motorcycle out of the alleyway.

Ow. Oh.

I didn't catch your name or anything about what you're up to or what we're

here. It's brilliant, sir, that you pretended to be a useless nobody.

But you can drop the act. It's me. It's cool.

Oh, the act.

Whenever you can.

Dead full of bad guys.

Watch out! Hold on!

We need to meet up with Vitruvius and tell him the piece has been found. Uh

-huh. They're up on the monorail.

Release the copper chopper.

And the prophecy states that you're the most important, most talented, most

interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe.

That's you, right?

Uh, yes.

That's me.

Great. You drive.

What?

Wait, what's your favorite restaurant?

Any chain restaurant.

Favorite TV show? Where are my pants? Favorite song?

It really kind of depends on... You're not even a master builder, are you? I

mean, I know what a master builder is. Why don't you tell me what it is? That

way I can see if you're right.

You ruined the prophecy.

I'm sorry, okay? You just made being special sound so good.

I didn't think I was going to follow you to the end of the universe.

You were?

Well, here's the thing. How do we know for sure that I'm not the special? We

just don't know it yet.

Do you have any idea what that does to your colon?

O -Y -G -O -S -H.

Just put the hat on.

Oh, and this, and this, and this, and this.

And by the way, I have a boyfriend.

Uh, I'm not sure exactly why you'd bring that up. He's super serious, and you do

not want to mess with him. Okay.

So, don't get any ideas.

I never have any ideas.

Wait! Wake him up!

Hey, listen, do you think you can explain to me, like, why I'm dressed

and what those big words in the sky were all about and, like, where we are in

time?

Your home, Bricksburg, is one of many realms in the universe.

There's also this one, Pirate's Cove, Vikings Landing, Clown Town, a bunch of

others we don't need to mention.

Lord Business, or as you think you know him, President Business.

Joel the Craggle, the most powerful object in the universe.

Blah, blah, blah. Proper name, place name, backstory stuff.

Mm -hmm.

I'm so pretty. I like you. But I'm angry with you for some reason.

Mm -hmm.

Great.

I think I got it. But just in case, tell me the whole thing again. I wasn't

listening.

Okay, all the people of the universe were once free to travel and mingle and

build whatever they wanted.

But President Business was confused by all the chaos.

So he erected walls between the worlds and became obsessed with order and

perfection. And he stole a mysterious secret super weapon called the Kragle.

he hired Bad Cop to hunt down all the master builders who were always changing

everything. And those of us who remained, well, we went in hiding, built

tunnels to survive.

And we search for the piece of resistance, the only thing that can stop

Kragle.

Kragle? I know that. It might have been that cop. He said something about the

Kragle. President Business was going to use the Kragle to end the world in three

days. I can't make any sense of it. Taco Tuesday.

I knew that was suspicious.

There's no time to lose. We must find Vitruvius and get to the office tower

before it's too late.

Okay.

How scary can someone's office be?

trying to locate the fugitive, but his face is so generic it matches every

face in our database.

Diabolical. Okay, have Bad Cop meet me in my office in 23 seconds. Ciao.

Coffee sales are through the roof, sir. Glad to hear it. Let's rebuild that roof

to be even higher.

The roof team is on it. Sir, can you approve this poster for Taco Tuesday?

Perfect. Woo!

We love everyone in this room. We love you, sir. Hey, guys. Great job on the

radio station. Thank you, sir.

We love listening to this song over and over again. Keep it up, guys.

Honey, where are my pants?

Cut!

Hilarious. That never gets old. It does not.

Bad cop is waiting for you in your office. Wonderful. Fantastic. Would you

cancel my two o 'clock? This next meeting could run a little bit deadly.

Accident alert.

Light sequence.

Plane test.

Engage dramatic entrance.

Bad cop.

For business, I know the special got away, but don't be so serious.

Where's the other guy?

Hey, buddy.

I missed you. Aw, did you really?

Have I ever shown you my relic collection?

Nope. I don't think you have. Nobody knows where this stuff comes from. This

is the cloak of Bandai. I hear it's super painful to take off. You want to

it on? Well, um... No.

But thank you. We've done some great work over the years together, bad cop.

Capturing all those master builders and torturing them and whatnot.

Thank you, sir.

Although, you did let the piece of resistance go. The one thing that can

plans. The one thing that I asked you to take care of.

That's super frustrating. It makes me just want to pick up whoever is standing

closest to me and just throw them through this window and out into the

abyss of happiness.

I want to do it so bad.

I know you do, sir. Please, please don't. And it's not just you, bad cop,

keeps messing up my plans. People everywhere are always messing with my

But I have a way to fix that.

A way to keep things exactly the way they are supposed to be.

Permanently.

Behold, the most powerful weapon of all the relics.

Ah! Kragle!

As you can see, they're loading the Kragle in a big machine upstairs.

I call it the Tentacle Arm Kragle Outside Sprayer, or TACO. The S is

So on Taco Tuesday, he's going to spray the Kragle over everyone and everything

with a bunch of super scary nozzles like this one.

I'll show you how it works. Sir, I don't know that this is necessary.

Oh, don't worry. I won't test it on you.

I'll do it on your parents.

What?

Hiya, son.

Hi. How is it going in the big city?

Mommy, Daddy, what are you doing here?

Okay, Pa, I just want you to act naturally, like you're going about your

Gotcha. Yeah, keep your hand up like that. Ma, scoot.

Two steps into the right. Pa, why do, whenever I talk to Ma, you start to

Oh, sorry. Get back to where you were.

Get to here? Perfect. That's great. You can't do anything better. There's no

reason why you should move. Right. Now, Ma, hand on his shoulder. And you, Pa,

you just moved and you just wrecked it. Uh -huh. You wrecked it. Bad cop, you

see what I'm talking about?

All I'm asking for is total perfection.

Send in a micromanager.

And then I just spray them with the

taco.

Oh, Pa, hold me. Oh, darling, I can't move me legs.

Does that upset you? Bad cop.

Surely. You feel bad for your parents, and you want to help them, don't you?

We're okay, son. Just a little stuck is all.

Go ahead.

Finish the job.

Of course, sir.

No, I don't want to. You have to. I don't want to. Would you please be

can't. You must. Shut it. It's not nice. It's your job, man.

I can't do it. They're innocent. Just as I thought. Your good cop side's making

you soft, bad cop.

Robot! Bring me the fleece -crested scepter of Q -Teep and the police

Nihil. You've already let the special get away once.

Sir, I'm just going to make sure it doesn't happen again.

No more, Mr.

Night Guy!

Oh, son!

On Taco Tuesday, I'm going to craggalize the entire universe so that everyone

will stop messing with my stuff!

Are you gonna be with me, or are you gonna be stuck having a tea party with

mom and dad?

Soon.

Sorry, Dad.

I have a job to do.

All you have to do is blend in and act like you belong here. Ah, perfect.

Well, out of here. I'm a cowboy.

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

Shoot, shoot, shoot. Bullet, bullet, gun.

Zap, zap, zap, pow, zap, pow.

What are they looking at? I made a mistake. You should just be still. Act

stool. Wait. Howdy, guys.

Nope, stools don't talk. Come sit on me. Stools don't talk.

Let me show you how it's done.

Find the wizard and get this over with.

There he is.

What's your name?

Who? I've never heard of that man. Whom I am not.

Who are you?

It's me.

I am a blind man and cannot see.

It's wild style.

Are you a DJ?

What? Why is everybody... Oh, wait, wait.

Were you the student I used to have who was so insecure that you kept changing

her name? No, no, no. Yeah, first Dark Storm, then Gemini, then Never Smiled,

then Freak Faced, then Snaggy Panic?

Meet me upstairs in ten seconds.

Oh, man.

You have a very weirdly decorated place.

Thank you.

Vitruvius, we have found the piece of resistance.

Is it true?

Yes, but... The prophecy states that you are the special, embodiment of good,

foiler of evil, the most talented, most brilliant, most important person in the

universe.

That would be great, but Emmett is the one who found the beast.

Oh, okay.

Emmett, the prophecy states that you are the special.

The most talented? I'm not sure he's special, actually, because he's not even

master builder. Watch.

Emmett, just give him what's around you. Build something simple. Okay. Like an

awesome race car. Great. Go.

Do you have the instructions?

No. You must create the instructions in your mind, my liege. Huh. Okay.

Race car.

Um, well, there's a lot of really cool stuff here.

Don't see a wheel or...

Three more wheels.

See, he can't do it. He will never be a master builder. Of course not. Not if

you keep telling him he can't. He needs to see that he can.

What are you doing? We are entering your mind.

What? To prove that you have the unlocked potential to be a master

Whoa,

are we inside my brain right now? It's big.

I must be smart.

I'm not hearing a lot of activity here. I don't think he's ever had an original

thought in his life.

That's not true. For instance, one time I wanted to have a bunch of my friends

over to watch TV.

Not unlike this TV that just showed up magically.

And not everybody can fit on my one couch. And I thought to myself, well,

if there was such a thing as a bunk bed? But as a couch.

Introducing the double -decker couch.

So everyone could watch TV together and be buddies.

That was literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Please, Wildstyle, let

handle this.

That idea is just the worst.

There must be something around here that proves his potential.

If the man upstairs chose him to be the special, there must be a reason.

Who's the man upstairs?

See? He doesn't even know about the man upstairs.

Doesn't he have, like, super gross hands that look like they're made out of big

pink sausages? Like eagle talons mixed with squid?

Wait.

You've seen the...

Whoa! That's what I was just thinking about!

How did you... And this weird dream when I touched the piece? Well, I mean, I

wasn't asleep, so it wasn't really a dream.

Emmett, you had a vision.

I did?

Master builders spend years training themselves to clear their minds enough

have even a fleeting glimpse of the man upstairs, and yet your mind is already

so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first

place. With proper training, you could become a great master builder.

I could?

The prophecy chose you, Emmett.

But I can't do any of the stuff that the prophecy says I'm supposed to do. All

you have to do is to believe.

Then you will see everything.

Are you ready, my son?

Yes, I am.

I think.

Then we haven't a moment to lose. We must assemble.

The master builders.

Do you think Zeppelins are a bad investment?

Any of you

fellas seen this guy?

Wait a minute, partner.

These mechanical birds will get our message out. They will go to an internet

cafe and email the remaining master builders who will meet us in the secret

realm of Cloud Cuckoo Land.

Cuckoo Land? Wait, what happened to that whole training part?

Don't worry, Emmett.

Your training begins now.

Piano man, open up. Your training begins later.

On three, one.

I think we're in the clear.

Freeze. All I want is the piece of resistance.

We would rather he died than give it to you.

I would not rather he died. Look, everybody, we can do this the easy way,

can do it... Go, run!

They took the hard way. Fire! Fire!

Let's move in here. Which way to cop Pookaland?

Head for the big bright thing in the sky.

You mean the sun? Yeah, yeah, that's it. Let's get out of here. Here, use this.

What? Wait, hey, what are you doing? Let's go.

I don't know what I'm doing.

Goodbye.

That's okay.

We'll start with how to become a master builder. Step one, trust your instincts.

Okay, okay. Build something!

Build something!

Take that!

Unless your instincts are terrible.

No,

the wheel!

We need to attach the wheel to something that spins around.

We need to attach the wheel to something that spins around.

Oh.

Oh, no.

Wait, no, no, no.

Hey,

thanks for saving my life back there.

Even if, you know, eventually it turned out to be pointless.

Well, for what it's worth, this has been about the greatest 15 minutes of my

life.

What the... Relax,

everybody, I'm here.

Batman! What's up, babe? Babe! What? Oh, sorry, Batman, this is Emmett. Emmett,

this is my boyfriend, Batman.

I'm Batman.

That's your boyfriend?

Batman, huh?

Where'd you guys meet? It's actually a funny story, right, Batman?

There he is.

Police to meet you, bad cop. Fat man.

The place results.

Fine. Guess what, you big dumb baby?

Your car is a baby carriage.

Oh, no, your boyfriend's gone.

Hey, babe.

What? Let's hold hands.

So, uh, hey, guys, I think we're about to crash into the sun. Yeah, but it's

going to look really cool.

Is this Cloud Cuckoo Land? I don't see any clouds or cuckoos. No, no, this is

Middle Zealand, a wondrous land full of knights, castles, mutton, torture

weapons, poverty, leeches, illiteracy, and, um... Yeah,

that too.

Once we arrive at Cloud Cuckoo Land, we'll raise an army of master builders.

Yeah, yeah, anyway, you guys gotta check out these new subwoofers I installed in

the back. I call them the dogs. Listen to them bark!

This is a song I wrote for Wildstyle.

Darkness. It's about how I'm an orphan.

No parents.

This is real music, Emmett.

Batman's a true artist.

Dark, brooding.

Well, I'm dark and brooding, too.

Guys, look, a rainbow.

So you're going to drive up the curved part, take it all the way to the top,

park the car.

Friends, welcome to Cloud Cuckoo Land.

I just need to give the secret knock.

Okay.

I'm just going to come right out. I have no idea what's going on or what this

place is at all.

anyone know what not to do? Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules.

There's no government, no babysitters, no bedtime, no brownie faces, no

bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind.

You just said the word no like a thousand times. And there's also no

consistency. I hate this place.

Any idea is a good idea, except the not happy ones. Those you push down deep

inside where you'll never, ever

Your fellow master builders are gathered in the dog.

The what?

That's Superman.

Girl, what are you doing right now? Hey, Superman.

Hey. What's that? Lantern. Green Lantern. Yeah, yeah. You want to sit

at the meeting?

I have to go back to Krypton.

Didn't Krypton blow up? My fellow master builders, including, but not limited

to, Robin Hood, Mermaid Lady, Gandalf, Swamp Creature, 1980 -something Space

Guy, 2002 NBA All -Stars, and Wonder Woman.

You have traveled far to be here for a moment of great import.

We have learned that Lord Business plans to unleash a fully weaponized craggle

on Taco Tuesday to end the world as we know it.

Please, calm yourselves.

Green Ninja, Milhouse, Nice Vampire, Michelangelo, Michelangelo, and

There is yet one hope.

The special has arisen.

Have the young man step forward.

As you wish, Dumbledore. I'm Gandalf! It's pronounced Dumbledore.

Dumbledore? No, Dumbledore.

Thought you said Dumbledore. Vitruvian!

All right, you gotta write all that down, because I'm not gonna remember any

it, but here we go.

The special will now give an eloquent speech.

Go ahead, man. You got this.

Okay.

Hello.

I'm Emmett.

Oh, and this is the piece of resistance.

Thank you.

Well, uh, I know that I, for one, am very excited to work with you guys to

into the Octan Tower, find the craggle, and put this thing on the thing.

And I know it's going to be really hard. Really hard?

Wiping ye bum with a hook for a hand is really hard.

This be impossible!

The last time we tried to storm Lord Business's office, we used every plan we

could conceive.

The result was a massacre too terrible to speak of. Who are you? The name be

Metalbeard, and I'll tell you a me tale of woe. Oh, great. Here we go again. I

arrived at the foot of the tower with me hardy master builder crew, only to find

the craggle was all the way up on the infinitieth floor, guarded by a robot

army. and security measures of every kind imaginable.

Lasers!

Sharks!

Laser Sharks!

Overbearing assistants!

And strange, dangerous relics that entrap, snap, and zap!

And there be a mysterious room called the Think Tank.

I barely made it out of that room with just me head!

And organs.

Okay. I had to replace every part of my once strapping, virile pirate body with

this useless hunk of garbage ye see before ye. So if ye think it be a good

to return to that forsaken place, special. What idea have ye that be

the ideas of 100 of our fallen master builder brothers?

Well...

Well, technically, I'm not exactly a master builder yet.

What?

Please, everyone, everyone, please.

Rubbish. Yes, it's true.

I may not be a master builder.

I may not have a lot of experience fighting or leading or coming up with

or having ideas in general.

In fact, I'm not all that smart.

And I'm not what you'd call a creative type.

Plus, generally unskilled.

Also, scared and cowardly.

I know what you're thinking.

He is the least qualified person in the world to lead us.

And you are right.

This is supposed to make us feel better.

There was about to be a but.

You're a but.

Yes. You all be on your own.

I believe in this lost cause.

Why are you leaving? A house divided against itself would be better than

Abraham Lincoln, you bring your space chair right back here.

Come on, guys.

We can still do this.

Right?

Well, you were right about him being a ding -dong.

You're a huge disappointment.

Get him out of here. I don't want to look at it.

Well, at least it can't get any worse.

I was wrong.

It's the orb of T -Italy.

It's the bad guys.

Whoa! Go, go!

Come on, everyone. Protect this vessel. Put that on his ankle.

It's a tracking device.

Take the master builder prisoner.

Oh, he led them right to us. Guys, no, no, no. It's not my fault. You are the

worst leader I've ever seen. To the Batmobile.

Dang it. To the invisible jet.

Dang it. Every man for himself.

No, we must protect the people.

Jack, do you know what time it is? It's game time.

Y 'all ready for this?

Oh, no! They were ready for that. It didn't break! Because it crackled.

I seen y 'all.

Fire!

I can't move!

Don't worry, Superman.

I'll get you out of there. Don't! Don't! Ah!

Oh, my gosh. My hands are stuck.

My legs are stuck as well. I super hate you.

Ow!

Babe,

help me get him out of here. I said every man for himself.

Hey, you got to be there for me.

Fine.

Fine, fine, fine.

I need you to have a better attitude about it. I have a great attitude.

Ow. The special's in the northwest quadrant.

We've got him cornered.

Ow, ow, ow.

Where'd he go?

Oh, no.

We've hit our silly cloud stabilizers.

Let's go. We need to get Emmett out of here. Can't we build something?

Hey, I'm Ben, but you can call me Benny, and I can build a spaceship. What?

Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship.

No, you can't. The tides are surrounded.

That's okay. I didn't really want to build a spaceship anyway. That's cool.

Well, where can we go where we can't be found?

Maybe we can go underwater. What if we went underwater?

Great idea, Ben. Thank you, Batman. Your ideas are the best.

But, hey, I just said that. We could build a submarine.

A bat submarine, patent pending. With the rainbows.

And dreamcatchers in case we take a nap. Like an underwater...

But you can't build all of them at once.

Ready? Break!

Okay. These are the colors I need. Blue raspberry and sour apple. If anybody has

black parts, I need them, okay? I only work in black.

And sometimes very, very dark gray. Use the yellow brick. You guys, can I help?

No, it has to be this way. No, I need that.

Where is he?

Anyone know what this is? And do you need it? I think we could use wings,

boosters. Ew, get your retro space life out of my area. You guys, hey, tell me

exactly what to do. And how to do it. Hey, man.

Don't worry about what the others are doing.

You must embrace what is special about you.

There he is! All units, attack the sub!

Get to the water.

So sorry, Unikitty.

Do you want to sit down and talk about it?

What the heck is that? It's a double -decker couch.

Which seemed like a good idea at the time, but I now realize it's not super

helpful.

But it does, you know, it has cup holders.

Seats flip up with coolers underneath.

You are so disappointing on so many levels.

Why are my pants cold and wet? Ew.

The walls are crying.

We're coming apart of the seams.

This is not how Batman dies.

Micromanagers, what's going on down there?

Scanning submarine wreckage.

No survivors detected.

Scuba Cops, drive to the entire ocean if you have to. We have got to find that

beast. Let's get these prisoners back to Lord Business and give them the good

news. The special is no more.

Hello, everybody.

Superman. Wonder Woman. I had no idea you'd be here. Mr. Shaquille O 'Neal.

Greetings all.

Welcome to my think tank.

All the master builders you've captured over the years, you've brought them

here. You're a very perceptive person, Superman.

They come up with all the instructions for everything in the universe.

Robot! No! No!

Can't get much worse than this. Uh, hello, neighbor.

Oh, no. It's Green Lantern! Oh, my gosh, we're roommates. How crazy is that?

Does anyone have some kryptonite that they could give me?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Where is the special?

The special and the piece of resistance are at the bottom of the ocean. Wait,

are you telling me you don't have him? Sir, my scuba team is looking for his

remains as we speak. Bad cop. He could still be alive. The piece could still be

out there. The only remnant of the special was a double -decker couch.

Wait, hold on.

A double -decker couch?

Yes, sir.

Really? So it's like a bunk bed couch?

Is that what it's like?

That's weird.

If you're sitting in the top middle, how are you going to get down without

climbing over someone?

If you're sitting on the bottom and you're watching TV, are you going to

watch through a bunch of dangling legs?

Who's going to want to sit on the bottom?

It is literally the most useless idea I have ever heard.

Well, we're still alive.

Yeah! The double -decker couch.

It wasn't totally pointless after all. It's the one thing that stayed together.

I always believed in you, Emmett. I don't mean to spoil the party.

But does anyone else notice we're stuck in the middle of the ocean on this

couch? I mean, it's not like a big, gigantic ship is just gonna come out of

nowhere and save us, my gosh!

Have at it!

Three keys!

That'll be enough!

I thought you said we were a lost cause!

Yeah!

Did ye not hear me whole story circumscribing the folly of this whole

enterprise?

That's kind of hard not to hear when you're yelling everything.

So, why did you come back?

This bedoubled land couch.

I watched Lord Business's forces completely overlook it. Which means we

more ideas like it. Oh, thank you. Ideas so dumb and bad that no one would ever

think they could possibly be useful.

Oh, thank you.

So, Special, what do we do?

Uh... Well?

What's the last thing Lord Business expects Master Builders will do? Build a

spaceship? Kill a chicken? Marry a marshmallow?

Why this?

No,

it's follow the instructions.

No, now listen, wait, listen.

Guys, you're all so talented and imaginative, but you can't work together

team.

I'm just a construction worker, but when I had a plan and we were all working

together, I mean, we could build a skyscraper.

Now, you're master builders.

Just imagine what could happen if you did that.

You could save the universe.

Well said, Emmett. Well said.

Really? She be a fine speech there, laddie.

Okay.

Somebody get me some markers!

Some construction paper!

And some glitter glue!

I call this Emmett's plan to get inside the tower, put the piece of resistance

on the craggle, And save the world.

I've built a hundred just like them back in the city.

If we could just get in there, I know where all the air ducts and wiring are

located. I can get us anywhere.

How will we get inside?

In a spaceship.

Spaceship! Great idea. A bat spaceship.

No, they're expecting us to show up in a bat spaceship or a pirate spaceship or

a rainbow sparkle spaceship. One of those sounds awesome to me. My idea is

build a spaceship that's exactly like all the other Octan delivery spaceships.

So not the special spaceship that I'm building for all of you right now.

Benny. Maybe next time.

Oh, you're really letting the oxygen out of my tank here.

Yeah, but according to your precious instructions, this ship needs a

We don't have that part.

Maybe we could find one. What do you think? A spaceship is just going to

out of the blue? Are you kidding me? This ain't Ben.

Chewie! We're supposed to be halfway to Naboo for a sweet party right now. This

hyperdrive keeps malfunctioning, taking us to loser systems like this.

Captain Solo, we must go. You know how perturbed I get if we are not punctual.

Droid's right.

Let's roll. Now hold on, eh?

This might be the right galaxy after all, because I see a heavenly body.

Oh, whoa, I have a boyfriend, and it is super serious, right, babe? Of course

it's serious.

Yeah. Got room for just one dude? Whoa, babe. If he's a cool dude like you.

You're trying to bail on us. I'm not trying to bail on you. You asked them if

you could go with them on their partnership. That thing is filled with

vivants. You speak French now? Babe, look, if this relationship is ever going

work between us, I need to feel free to party with a bunch of strangers whenever

I feel like it. What?

Babe!

I will text you.

Where'd you get that sweet space cape, brother?

Party time!

Babe?

Wildstyle, you're such an amazing person. And, you know, if Batman can't

that, then he's just...

Well, he's just as blind as a guy whose eyes stopped working.

And I'm going to tell you something.

Batman is the worst person I've ever met.

Need a hyperdrive? No way.

Babe! I knew it! I knew this! You really had me there. Those guys were so lame.

All they did was play space checkers. Plus, it turns out the hairy one's a

And the metal one, too. All dudes.

But won't they notice their hyperdrive is missing?

Come on, Chewie. Hit the hyperdrive.

Nah, they'll be fine.

Step one. All right, we need a red four -piece unit over at the... Unikitty.

You're supposed to follow the instructions, remember?

Sorry. Oh, talking to the baby. What do I even... I can't... Nice.

Step two.

We pilot the ship to the service entrance so we can get past the

also kind of cool, laser gate.

Hey, Tidy. I have a drive -on.

Who are you here to see? I'm here to see your butt.

Is that last name butt's first name yours?

Oh, my gosh.

Pow.

Wham. Cut that.

First try.

Step three, we break into Lord Business' office and we'll plunder his collection

of relics for disguise.

Step four, Benny and Metalbeard will sneak their way into the master control

room. Motion sensors triggered in sector 12.

10 -4.

Uh -oh.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Go ahead.

Metalbeard, that was awesome! First law of the sea.

Never place your rear end on a pirate's face.

Once inside, they'll use their technical know -how to disable the Kragle shield.

I am the computer.

Cool, talking computer.

Please disable the shield system.

Of course.

There are no movies in your area with that title.

Step five. Vitruvius will provide lookout and make sure we're not being

followed. Okay.

Step six, Batman and Unikitty go into the boardroom to make one last change to

Lord Business' plan.

I move that we freeze the universe. Can I get a second on that? I second.

Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises. Bruce Wayne?

Uh, who's that?

Sounds like a cool guy.

We'd like to invest in your company. Your weapon to control the universe

super sweet, I must say. It is, indeed, super sweet. Cool. What kind of sound

system does it have?

Uh, sound system? Well, I mean, we have an iPod shuffle. Wait a second. You're

telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't

to tunes and surround sounds?

Embarrassing. Well, we, I mean, we need to get that done. I want eight -foot

speakers. Great call. Yeah, I want speakers that you can hug with your arms

your legs and just feel the beat.

Listen up. We need new instructions for a speaker system for the taco.

We'll never help you. Whatever you say, boss.

Then, once the instructions are printed, Wildstyle and I will enter the crackle

room, place the thing on the other thing, and save the universe.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, I didn't draw that. Is that me exploding?

Uh, I didn't mention that earlier. When you reunite the piece with the crackle,

it might explode.

No, but it might not, right?

Sure, sure, sure.

Let's go with that.

Attention, everybody.

Incoming speaker delivery.

Who are you two?

We are transfers from downstairs.

What? Excuse me? Your robot voice sounds an awful lot like a human voice. Give

me a break. I've never been a robot before. What do you mean? You have

been a robot. No, no, no. Do not listen to her. What are your robot serial

numbers?

Everything is awesome.

No way. This is my jam. This is also my jam.

Everything is awesome.

Everything is cool when you're part of a team. I don't want to sing the song.

Everything is awesome.

Everything is cool when you're part of a team.

Everything is awesome.

When you make it our dream.

Quick, let's go. Everything is awesome.

Hmm, I thought you didn't like that song.

I don't.

Mm -hmm.

I know you put on the tough act, but I don't think you're as mean as you're

trying to seem. Me? I'm not mean. What are you talking about? What are you

saying? You were all... He got the special, true, because he can't possibly

this special. This guy, are you kidding me?

I don't think that's you.

The real you, anyway.

Look, Emmett, I wanted it to be me, okay?

I wanted to be the special.

And I know that sounds super mature. It's just, ever since I heard the

I wanted to be the one.

I was right there in that construction site, right on top of it, and then it

turned out to be you.

That night in the city when you thought I was the special And you

said I was talented and important That was the first time anyone had ever

told me that And it made me want to do everything I could to be the guy you

talking about Lucy what

that was my real name you asked earlier and

I really like that name.

Hey, what are you two losers talking about? Oh, nothing.

Thought I'd help you guys. Left a weird cat thing to stall.

Business, business, business.

Numbers. Is this working?

Yeah. Yay!

There's bad cop. Oh, many boys.

The pipes.

Okay, wait for my signal.

Good luck, Emmett.

Lucy.

I don't like goodbyes. Let's just call this... See you later, alligator.

See you later, alligator?

After a while, crocodile.

Who's Lucy?

Batman. When we get inside this room, there are going to be audio sensors

everywhere. We have to be really, really quiet.

Don't worry, Dad. I read your dumb instructions. Stop yelling at me.

Benny, what's our status with the shield? Oh, yeah, yeah, no, it's going

It's just going great. It's coming!

Downloading latest episode of Where Are My Pants. Where are you getting pants

from? You know what I want.

Mask up. Hi, this is Lord Business' assistant.

He would like you to come to his office immediately.

Copy that. Thanks. You are welcome, sir.

Hey, who is that?

That's the signal, but the shield is still up.

We'll wing it.

I'm a bad pun.

Shh. Benny, disable the shield. Disable the shield. Now.

Disable the shield. Searching for Albanian restaurants.

What? No. I never once said anything. I don't understand what you mean.

Disable the shield. Benny, what's going on? Disable the shield. Come on. You are

undermining me. Which phrase would you like me to underline?

Disable the shield. Let me try.

Be. A disabling of yon shield.

Disabling shield. What?

The Trubius. I see you've accidentally wandered into my think tank. And by the

way, I found a few of your friends.

By which I mean all of them. Sorry.

Acceptable work, bad cop. Thank you, sir.

Robots! Destroy this old man at once.

Did you just call me old?

Yeah, so what?

Well, Junebug, I really prefer the word experience.

You see, Emmett, a corrupted spirit is no match for the purity of imagination.

No!

Vitruvius! No!

Vitruvius!

My sweet Emmett, come closer.

You must know something about the prophecy.

I know, I'm doing my best, but I don't... The prophecy.

I made it up.

What?

I made it up.

It's not true.

But that means I'm just... I'm not the special.

You must listen. What I'm about to tell you will change the course of history.

Not so special anymore, huh?

Well,

guess what?

No one ever told me I was special. I never got a trophy just for showing up.

I'm not some special little snowflake. No.

But as unspecial as I am, you are a thousand billion times more unspecial

than me.

Robot, bring me the sword of exact zero.

Must be weird.

One minute, you're the most special person in the universe.

The next minute, you're nobody.

Oh, I have a nice spot for this in my relic room.

Uh -oh, my mistake.

There it goes.

Bye -bye forever.

Well, I guess there's only one thing left to do.

Release the Kragos.

Computer. Yes, sir. Set the electric shocker to 100 Mississippi. No problem.

Then terminate everyone.

Already on it. Emmett, that should give you enough time to witness the first

location to be craggled. Your hometown. No!

Bad cop, unfortunately I'm going to have to leave you here to die.

What? Sir, I... It's not personal.

It's just business.

Lord business.

Ciao!

beginning zapping termination in 99 mississippi 98 mississippi 97

mississippi and so

need to worry about is this question that i'm about to ask you who wants a

yeah i know all

right everyone act normal

perfect now everybody say freeze

so i guess running around and screaming is normal

Micromanagers, commence micromanagement. Commencing micromanagement.

Please,

please, won't somebody help us?

Emmett, you'll think of something, right? Like you always do.

Didn't you hear him?

The prophecy's made up.

I'm not the special.

I think for a moment I thought I might be.

Who said that?

I did. I am Ghost Vitruvius.

Emmett, you didn't let me finish earlier because I died. The reason I made it

the prophecy was because I knew that whoever found the piece could become the

special. Because the only thing anyone needs to be special is to believe that

you can be. I know that sounds like a cat poster, but it's true.

Look at what you did when you believed you were special.

You just need to believe it some more.

But how can I just decide to believe that I'm special when I'm not?

Because the world depends on it.

Zabak termination in 35 Mississippi. What?

34 Mississippi.

33 Mississippi.

32, Mississippi.

31, Mississippi.

30, Mississippi.

29, Mississippi.

38, Mississippi.

37, Mississippi.

36, Mississippi.

35, Mississippi.

34, Mississippi.

Now it's your turn to be the hero.

No!

See you later, alligator.

Don't!

No, Evelyn!

Mississippi.

Six, Mississippi.

Five, Mississippi.

Four, Mississippi.

Three, Mississippi.

Two, Mississippi.

One, Mississippi.

Zero, Mississippi. Error.

Termination. Failure.

He saved us.

What do we do now? There's got to be a bright side here somewhere.

Does anyone have any ideas?

Emmett had ideas.

If only there were more people in the world like he.

Maybe there are.

Meet me downstairs in ten seconds.

Series is over.

Benny, send this out to everyone in the universe.

1980 -something technology?

Now you're talking!

Hey, everybody.

You don't know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me.

I know things seem kind of bad right now, but there is a way out of this.

This is Emmett.

And he was just like all of you.

A face in the crowd.

following the same instructions as you.

He was so good at fitting in, no one ever saw him.

And I owe you an apology, because I used to look down on people like that.

I used to think they were followers with no ideas or vision.

Because it turns out Emmett had great ideas, and even though they seemed weird

and kind of pointless, they actually came closer than anyone else to saving

universe.

And now we have to finish what he started by making whatever weird thing

into our heads.

All of you have the ability inside of you to be a groundbreaker. And I mean

literally. Break the ground.

Peel up the pieces.

Tear apart your walls.

Build things only you can build.

Defend yourselves. We need to fight back against President Business' plans to

freeze us.

Today will not be known as Taco Tuesday.

It will be known.

A Freedom Friday!

But still on a Tuesday!

End of the line.

Bad cop?

I hope there's still a good cop in me somewhere.

I'll hold these guys off. You go stop them. Yay!

Great idea, but how will we get there?

I could, uh... I could build a... I could build a... I could build a...

You're not going to say no? Build away, whatever your name is.

and protect that spaceship.

Press up!

Where'd he go?

Press up!

Wild style! Look! It's the citizens!

Ho, ho, ho!

Don't forget us, Master Builder. What is going on? You stop!

Just stop it!

Great job! This might actually work.

T 'was your speech which roused this hearty crew.

If only Emmett were here to see this.

He'd say something adorable like...

No, no, no, no, no, no!

No!

What in the world is that?

Adorable.

Uh -oh.

No. No!

No, no, no, no! Hey, don't eat me! Don't eat me! Do not eat me! Please!

This is a disaster.

Why? Why? What?

What?

Why is this dragon on top of the luxury condo development?

I was just playing and... Look, I know it's hard to understand, but this is

Dad's stuff, okay?

All of this that you see before you is all your father's. And everything is

thought out. There is... What did you do down here? Did you take the top off of

the tower?

It was an accident.

You accident? Accidentally, expertly, carefully took the entire top off of

tower?

Yes. You know the rules. This isn't a toy.

It kind of is.

No. Actually, it's a highly sophisticated interlocking brick system.

But we bought it at the toy store.

We did, but the way I'm using it makes it an adult thing.

The box for this one said ages 8 to 14. That's a suggestion.

They have to put that on there.

Can I... me to be able to finish playing with all this?

Look, now you have your stuff over near the Christmas decorations.

All those bricks, you can build anything you want.

Finn, we're going to play a little game.

It's called Let's Put Everything Back the Way You Found It. But, Dad, you

understand. So I can make things the way they're supposed to be.

Permanent.

This rebellion ends right now.

No, it's a hodgepodge. That's what it is. What's Batman doing on it? What is

this, a robot pirate?

Dang it.

Stop, stop it. No, stop it, stop. I've got glue all over that construction

worker.

Here, give that to me.

Stop it, stop it, stop it. Oh, those are my friends. No, stop it. Ye were a

hearty crew, but it be, it be over.

The resistance.

I can still save them.

Let's get this gunk off this construction worker.

He's not just a construction worker, Dad. He's the hero.

Nope, he's not.

He is a ordinary, regular, generic construction worker, and I need to put

back where he belongs.

Now, where is my X -Acto knife?

is that.

Yeah. I think I saw the exacto over there in the middle of the land.

Oh, great. Thank you. You're welcome.

It's up to you now, honey.

I know that sounds like a cat poster, but it's true.

Sorry,

Street.

I can see everything!

What the heck is this?

I am a master builder!

Release every micromanager we have!

I'm going inside that thing. You got it, Emmett.

Take that.

Good night. Come here. We'll help you out, kid.

From the dead, Burkowski?

Well, you're too late.

Skeletron, get her.

I can't move.

See your friends. Oh, they're finished.

My world is almost finished.

The last thing I need to do is finish you.

No, stop, please.

If you do one more thing, I'm going to unleash my secret weapon.

Your secret weapon?

Yes. It's called the Power of the Special.

That sounds dumb.

All right.

Here it comes.

My secret weapon is this.

What is that? Is it super small? I don't see anything.

It's my hand.

I want you to take it. You want me to take your hand off? No. I want you to

me.

Look at all these things that people built.

You might see a mess.

Exactly. And a bunch of weird, dorky stuff that ruined my perfectly good

Okay. What I see are people inspired by each other and by

you.

People taking what you made and making something new out of it.

Finn, did you make all of this?

The people are trying to stop President Business from using the craggle.

What's the craggle?

Um, it's in there.

President Business is the bad guy?

If... If the construction guy said something

to President Business, what would he say?

You don't have to be the bad guy.

You are the most talented, most interesting,

and most extraordinary person in the universe.

And you are capable of amazing things.

Because you are the special.

And so am I.

And so is everyone.

The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.

It's about all of us.

Right now, it's about you.

And you still can change everything.

Oh, we got a hugger.

Be careful.

I have been told it might explode.

Hey, Mitch.

Thank you.

And I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart... From this moment

forward, I solemnly promise that I will never...

Emmett!

Emmett! Hey, everyone!

Is everyone okay?

Where's Lucy?

Emmett! Lucy!

We did it.

Emmett, wait.

Batman, there's something I need to say to you.

No, Wildfell.

I mean, Lucy.

He's the hero you deserve.

Thanks, Batman.

Before it was cool.

Whoops, I have the antidote for the craggle. How did that happen?

Yay!

The craggler. What's this?

Yay! Daddy, you're okay.

Hi, Mom.

Hi, Dad.

We're okay soon.

Hey, guys, time to come up for dinner.

Taco Tuesday, your favorite. Okay, honey, we'll be up in a sec.

Yeah, we'll be up in a sec.

I gotta tell you something.

What? Now that I'm letting you come down here and play, guess who else gets to

come down here and play?

Your sister.

What? Well, things sure have a way of working out smoothly. Am I right, guys?

What?

We are from the planet Duplon. We are here to destroy you.

Oh, man.

Everything is awesome.

Yes, this is real music.

Dark. Ruining.

Imported. Groundbreaking.

Check out the lyrics.

Darkness.

No parents.

Continue darkness.

More darkness. Get it? The opposite of...

You get it, that's just a burnt bird!