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Countless miles of cyberspace combed over.

Innumerous lines of programming code scoured.

A myriad of bytes, nodes, and caches scrutinized.

But finally, exactly 92,643 nanoscopic data bits later,

our father is about to be whole again.

Uh, that's assuming this works.

It has to work.

I designed the Cybermat Portal to convert matter into code.

So by reversing the polarity of the default stasis application,

code should be able to be converted back into matter.

Sounds like you've got everything covered, Donnie.

Yeah, especially the big words.

Well, here goes.

Mother!

Yeah!

Yeah!

We were so worried.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Are you okay?

How you feeling?

I feel...

whole...

and happy to be home...

though a bit lightheaded.

The matter conversion process is stressful, Father.

Let's get you some rest.

Rest?

He needs to pack.

We're scheduled to depart for the wedding in minutes.

Hello, and welcome back, sir.

Uh, wedding?

Yeah, case in April's.

About time, right?

My sons, let us celebrate our reunion.

And I can think of no better place to do so

than the union of Casey and April.

Father, if you're up for it, so am I.

Let's finally put the problems of cyberspace behind us.

And when the villains and turtles fight

It's gonna be one shell of a sight

You know the turtles got your back

Back to the sewer

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Back, back to the sewer

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Oh-oh!

Leonardo

Donatello

Raphael, Michelangelo

I love being a turtle

There's a mean green team of heroes like you've never seen

Doing everything they can

To stop evil Shredder's plan

Oh, yeah, the turtles are

Back, back to the sewer

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Back, back to the sewer

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Little Shrink-o-Ninja Turtle

Back, back to the sewer

Casey's Grandma's farmhouse?

Here we come.

You know, Raph, some people head to the country

For a slower pace of life

Sorry, bro, but I ain't some people

I'm the best man

I got duties like teaching Casey how to tie a tie

Which may take a while

Seeing as how that ain't one of my better ninja skills

Man, Serling, I am so looking forward to this

I love weddings

When have you ever been to a wedding?

Been to? Never

Seen on TV? All the time

Every series eventually does a wedding episode, dude

I'm not picking up any virtual fluctuations or distortions, Master

The digital-to-physical conversion has been a complete success

I am glad to hear it, my son

Hey, guys, we're here

They're here

And so is Master Splinter

It's so good to see you

This makes our wedding even more special

Perfect, even

Sensei, you look like a million bucks

Better than a million pieces, right?

Come on in, everyone

Take a load off

I'm telling you, the Shredder never stood a chance

Yes, I have heard

My sons have made their father quite proud

How about you, Master Splinter?

What was cyberspace like?

It was... strange

I had no single sense of self, but rather...

a multitude of thoughts and feelings

Common to them all, however, was a longing to return to my family

Well, Donnie sure took care of that

Yeah, that big old brain of his was working

overtime to get you out of there safe and sound

Are you guys expecting someone?

No, none of the guests are due to arrive until the morning

Casey!

That's assuming Casey got the dates on the invitations right

Well, all those letters and numbers seem the same when you're writing in calligraphy

Hey, cuz

What's shakin', April?

Don't you worry, Casey

I told your cousin Sid if he tells a soul about your special friends

I'll bust his kneecaps

What a long journey this has been

Ancient one?

Guess I'd better go get the spare blankets

Blankets? What a treat

Professor?

What up, guys?

Angel?

See? This is why I love weddings

I hear ya. Nothing beats being surrounded by friends and family

Hey, nice to see you!

Hey, Professor!

We have the position

And soon, in the name of the Master, we shall have the heads!

I'm telling ya, the rabbit goes in the hole, around the tree, and then...

Voila!

You sure this is right?

Uh, guys? The ceremony starts in an hour

So, gettin' nervous yet?

Me? Nervous?

Come on!

I've taken on entire street gangs single-handedly

Caught mano-a-mano with some of the biggest baddies in the criminal underworld

Fought monsters, mutants, and aliens

I mean, you'd think I'd get nervous just cuz today I'm gettin' there

Meh... meh...

Whoa there!

Nice going, best man

Hey, just be glad none of those monsters or mutants ever proposed

Okay, April, your veil is all ready

I also put together the boutonnieres and floral arrangements

One for every guest

Thanks, Mikey. You're the best bridesmaid ever

Bridesmaid? Give a turtle a little respect!

I'm the maid of honor!

Yeah!

So? How do I look?

Ah...

Beautiful!

Right this way, ladies and gentlemen

And, uh, none of the aboves

Inter-dimensional...

Oh, I give up

Donatello!

Good to see you

Where is your gift, Jen?

Gifts, Usagi?

We were supposed to bring gifts?

Well, I'm sure...

Hisomi won't mind if I share his

Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

Shit!

I guess, uh, you're Hisomi

Captain Morito, I'm pleased to report that there is no sushi bar at the reception

Thank goodness. We wouldn't want a repeat of what happened last time

I still smell like soy sauce

You okay, Leatherhead?

Oh, yes

I'm fine, Angel

I just always cry at weddings

Well, that's just about everyone

You guys seen April?

I haven't seen April

She's not here

You think she's having second thoughts?

Oh, I knew this would happen

Easy, my son

It is tradition for the groom not to see the bride before the ceremony

She is preparing herself in the farmhouse

I will fetch her

I must warn the others

You will warn no one, rodent

I wonder what's taking so long

How's it looking out there?

Psst! Guys! Everything okay?

April!

Whoa! Babe, you look...

Whoa! Easy, killer

Sorry for the delay

Master Splinter went to find you

You haven't seen him?

No

I wonder where he could be

Whoa! Master Splinter!

What's going on? Did anyone see him?

Master Splinter!

He's here... He's...

What the shell's going on?

Your long-awaited demise

The shredder?

Attack!

I don't remember getting your RSVP, bucketful brains

Yeah, like didn't we fry you up next time?

My body, perhaps, but the electric current you sought to destroy me with

did not damage my digital core

Digital core?

Yes

I escaped back to cyberspace

where I was able to absorb the massive influx of energy

Energy that allowed me to reconstitute myself

to become more powerful than ever

Yeah, I'm kind of getting that

Then it was simply a matter of infecting one

of the rat's data bits with a line of code

that once converted into matter became a homing beacon

which led me right to you and this most auspicious occasion

You crashed the wrong wagon, Conn

We'll handle the shredder. Get Master Splinter out of here!

You'll handle nothing!

Your attempts to destroy me have only made me faster, stronger!

And it will now cost you everything

It is time

Hellworms!

No!

And now it is your turn to perish!

Wait! Look!

Something's still moving in there!

Donnie, check it out! Mikey and I will back up Raph!

Your brother is wise to run

Still, he only postpones the inevitable

I will destroy you all!

Everyone out! Hurry!

We've got to get Master Splinter back to the hauler

It's safe, and it might just give us our only chance at beating the shredder

Finish them

The shredder saved us

I thought he had a digital core

If we can get a sampling of that core's coding

signature, we might be able to use it against him

A digital core?

But I thought in this world the shredder was made entirely of matter

So did I. But since this shredder was born out of Viral's body,

he must have inherited some of her digital properties

So how do we get this sampling, my son?

With this

The shredder infected one of your data bits, so that

when converted into matter, it became this beacon

If we could convert it back into code, we'll have our sample

and all the data we need to destroy the shredder the same way we destroyed Viral

With your decompiling blast!

So, what do you think the odds are of us getting through this?

Statistically speaking,

Dead!

Yeah? Well, I'd say they just got a little bit better. Look!

It's the Justice Force!

Sorry we're late

Whoa!

Oh, and congratulations from all of us

This is your end!

Unhand my sons!

What? Ha! What could you possibly do to make me?

This!

Pathetic! You are powerless to defeat me!

I can't get a shot through that shield! It's impervious to the decompiler beam!

But perhaps it is not impervious to flesh and blood!

Hmph!

I will never fall to you, rat!

It was not my aim to make you fall

Outta your way, bro!

Hey, rat! I think I finally figured out how to tie this thing

Casey!

Now then, let's not let a few bad apples ruin all the fun

I believe there's a wedding to be had

Yes, but perhaps outside

Since I've been to this wedding, it always makes me cry

And so, by the powers vested in me, by Planet Dunib, it gives me great

pleasure to pronounce you, Casey Jones, and you, April O'Neil, man and wife

You may kiss the bride