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UGH!

What happened? Where am I?

Do you need a break Donatello?

Nope. Not unless you do, little ninja.

Hey Cody, could you pass me the ionized pivot wrench?

Sure thing Donnie.

No no, allow me. Perhaps I can fetch you both an espresso as well.

Anything to be of assistance.

You know, Sir Ling, sometimes I think you're

looking forward to us getting home even more

than we are.

Like you're not going to miss us.

I mean, Raph, I can understand, but...

Wise guy.

The Turtles!

Now I remember.

I am still inside that insufferable robot,

where those cretins used that decompiler program

to tear me apart bit by bit.

Or so they thought.

It has taken some time, but my advanced fail-safe systems have finally repaired me.

And now that I am 97.005% reconstituted, the Turtles will pay!

We did it!

What?

Finally, you guys can go home!

The time window is up and running again!

Time window?

And perhaps my window of opportunity for revenge!

Back!

Get out of my way!

It's so not yesterday!

It's the only way to play!

Guess we're here to stay!

Back!

Alright guys, Don and I have set the time window

to get you as close to your own time as possible.

I hope I didn't forget anything!

Let's see...

Helix, Helix 2, Helix 3, Helix 3 Turbo Edition, Helix 4, Helix 4H...

No, Mikey, we're not bringing anything back.

Including our weapons. We can't pollute the time stream.

Yes, you've done quite enough of that already.

Bon voyage!

Well, I suppose this is goodbye.

Cody-san, thank you for your hospitality.

Though this may be goodbye, we have forged a bond that will stand the test of time.

Past, present, and future.

Remember your teachings, little ninja.

Well, guess this is it.

Take care, guys. I won't ever forget you.

And we won't forget you, Cody.

Thanks for everything!

Remember the ninja code.

We're gonna miss you, kid.

So long.

Huh?

Serling! What's wrong?

What's happening?

Some sort of virus is overriding my system.

Serling!

Not just some virus, you miserable droid.

But the queen of all viruses!

No! Stop!

Ah!

Guys?

Serling?

Anybody see that?

Just as we entered the time window, it looked

like a surge of energy or an explosion.

Yes, Leonardo. It was most disconcerting.

Tell you what's not disconcerting!

Home sweet home! Dead ahead!

Hey, what's up with the sudden change of course?

And what's he doing here?

I don't know, but I think it has something to do with Viral.

Look!

Time and time again you try to destroy me.

Well, now time is on my side.

And with it, I am going to make you suffer.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Donnie, what just happened?

Viral, she must have overridden the time coordinates Cody and I had worked out.

But I have no idea how.

I do. Just as you were all leaving, she surged out

of my system core and infected the time window.

She what?

Uh, guys?

But that would mean that she's somehow taken control of the temporal stream.

Guys?

Which would explain why we did not make it home.

Seriously? Guys?

And ended up here.

Then we're not alone!

Oh, that doesn't sound good.

Puny organic insects!

Over and over again you sought to destroy me.

To rip me up into bits and bites.

Well, now my little friend here is going to return the favor.

Oh, how I'm going to savor this.

Serling, blast that lizard!

I would, but I'm afraid that just before Viral left

my interface, she disabled all my defense systems.

Leave your weapons here.

Wouldn't want to pollute the time stream.

Good call, Donnie.

Oh!

Extinction's coming early for you, lizard-brat!

Take that! And that!

Mikey!

This is how we go out? As lunch?

Here's your treat!

Skiddy-up!

Now that's how you kick butt old school style.

Really old school.

It's like I always say, in the hands of a ninja, anything can become a weapon.

Including my new pal here.

Think I'll call him Zog the Second.

So you were able to fend off some pea-brained beast.

But your time travails have just begun!

Ouch.

Why am I always on the bottom?

Where are we now? I think you mean when.

There! The Leonda!

You, Strange Knight, and your band of green fiends, prepare to be vanquished!

Charge!

Strange Knight? Does he mean me?

Relax, Buckethead. It's just one guy. No sweat.

Attack!

Charge!

All right, maybe a little sweat.

Charge!

Welcome to the Dark Ages, Turtles.

And for you, they will be dark times indeed.

I can't believe this! From dino times to medieval times?

Believe it.

And unless we figure out a way to turn the tables on

Vyral, it's just a matter of time before we're history.

You shall be vanquished for the king!

And you shall be getting off your high horse!

What? Stop that!

All hail Sir Mikey the Bogey! Tally-ho!

I'm not programmed for this!

Wait a second.

The Decompiler Program!

Decompiler? What?

The program we used to rip Vyral apart in the first place!

It's still uploaded on Serling's main drive!

But I thought Vyral disengaged all of Serling's weapons!

Yes, she did. But if we can find a way to re-engage

them, I just may be able to use them to get us home!

Come on!

Go! Go! Go!

If I can jerry-rig some kind of uplink module to Serling's bumper

grid, I should be able to get his weapon systems back online!

Rigging uplink module to his bumper ma-huh?

Look around, brainiac! We're in the Dark Ages here! We ain't got that kind of-

Not here we don't. But if you know who sent us to

another time, one closer to the present, I'm on it!

On what?

Hey! Static for brains!

What? You dare!

That's right! I'm talking to you, you overgrown

electrode! Is this the best you can do?

What's he doing?

You call these tough times? Come on! Why don't you

put us some time where you can really watch us squirm?

I dare you to send us to when the-

Huh?

So be it, fool! Prepare to experience your ultimate nightmare!

Finally! I'm not on the bottom!

Are we home?

That don't sound like home!

Action!

The shelf? Mikey, what did you say to Viral? When are we?

I think around present day. Or at least that's when I asked her

to send us. Of course I had to make it sound dangerous, so...

So you got us sent to some twisted time with two shredders?!

Look, I was only trying to help, okay?

Make that three! Look out!

Okay, this just went from bad to worse!

I don't believe we've been introduced!

Welcome, turtles, to the not-so-distant future, where it is time for you to perish!

You'll do, mizzenhand worms!

The turtles will be my prize!

Great! Three shredders!

The shredder's going at it in an all-out rumble, and we're caught in the middle!

Time to get out of here! Donnie, what's it gonna take to get Serling up and running?

After shredder number three slashed right through his main circuit drive? A

miracle! It's an advanced droid part! Technology from a hundred years in the future!

You! But how? I disposed of you myself!

Uh, do we know you?

Ha!

Whoa! Leo!

The shells of the turtles will be my trophies!

Donnie, the Ootrom shredder!

Of course! His exoskeleton! It's made with Ootrom technology! I can work with that!

Uh!

Guys! We've got to get to the circuit drive inside the shredder's exoskeleton!

Crack him open? Now you're talking my language!

You dare strike the one true shredder?!

We're not making a lot of headway here!

No joke? You mean taking on our odd rival

without any weapons ain't giving us an edge?

Surely you would rather focus your attacks on a shared adversary than each other!

Ah, the rat!

Donatello! Now!

All right then! Here goes nothing!

Sometimes the enemies of an enemy can be a friend!

Yeah? Well they ain't looking too friendly now!

Come on!

Dear me! What happened? Oh, you're still here? I

thought I'd rid myself of you miserable misanthropes!

There's no time to explain! Are all your

systems up and running? Including your weapons?

I believe so.

Then open up! Turtle X mode! Quick!

All right! The decompiler program worked on Viral as

an algorithm! Time to see how it works as a blast!

But first...

To deal with the shredder!

Hey!

Firing decompiler!

Shut up, you mink!

Nice work, Donnie!

Oh no! No, it can't be!

But it is, you wretched organic! You may have weakened me, but

not before I was able to reinfect this pathetic piece of hardware!

And now that I have...

No, the decompiler! Inside the time stream we're nothing

more than temporal data flows! We'll be scattered to bits!

Correct! Or did you not calculate for that?

Guys! Get out of the way!

Just... just vanished! This can't be!

Master Splinter!

We're home... but Master Splinter... father... he's...

And it's all my fault!

What? Where am I?

Huh? These antiquated programming codes! These rudimentary data pulses!

This must be what the primitive humans once called

the Internet! What a pathetic and feeble display!

How long must I search in this archaic netherworld before

finding something with enough power to repair my damages?

Hmm... what is this?

It appears to be some sort of data vault. Why, this emanates a

power source far superior to this otherwise ancient technology!

I will draw its power into my matrix and escape this outmoded

cyberspace and dispose of the turtles as I did their feeble master!

Strange... I am unable to access it.

Hmm... this rudimentary piece of tech will not defy my will!

I live!

I'll be in a turtle!