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Hello. Today I came to talk to you about
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Hello. Today I came to talk to you about
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Hello. Today I came to talk to you about
one of the world's GREATEST MYSTERIES.
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one of the world's GREATEST MYSTERIES.
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one of the world's GREATEST MYSTERIES.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU MEN?
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>> BECAUSE SOMETHING IS WRONG. TOO many men
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>> BECAUSE SOMETHING IS WRONG. TOO many men
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>> BECAUSE SOMETHING IS WRONG. TOO many men
don't understand women, don't like
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don't understand women, don't like
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don't understand women, don't like
women, and are afraid of women. AND THEY
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women, and are afraid of women. AND THEY
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women, and are afraid of women. AND THEY
THINK THAT ALL THEIR PROBLEMS COME FROM
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THINK THAT ALL THEIR PROBLEMS COME FROM
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THINK THAT ALL THEIR PROBLEMS COME FROM
WOMEN. BUT THEY DON'T. TO QUOTE THE
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WOMEN. BUT THEY DON'T. TO QUOTE THE
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WOMEN. BUT THEY DON'T. TO QUOTE THE
well-known feminist JF Z,
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THEY GOT 99 PROBLEMS, BUT A AIN'T
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THEY GOT 99 PROBLEMS, BUT A AIN'T
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THEY GOT 99 PROBLEMS, BUT A AIN'T
ONE.
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ONE.
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ONE.
>> A growing crisis nationwide, male
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>> A growing crisis nationwide, male
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>> A growing crisis nationwide, male
loneliness.
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loneliness.
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loneliness.
>> 15% of American men say they have no
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>> 15% of American men say they have no
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>> 15% of American men say they have no
close friends. And 50% say they have
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close friends. And 50% say they have
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close friends. And 50% say they have
three or fewer friends outside of family
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three or fewer friends outside of family
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three or fewer friends outside of family
members.
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members.
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members.
>> I literally don't got no friends.
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>> I literally don't got no friends.
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>> I literally don't got no friends.
>> It's like you got to go somewhere to
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>> It's like you got to go somewhere to
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>> It's like you got to go somewhere to
make friends. I don't go nohere. What am
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make friends. I don't go nohere. What am
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make friends. I don't go nohere. What am
I supposed to like cozy myself up to
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I supposed to like cozy myself up to
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I supposed to like cozy myself up to
another man and be like, "Hey man, you
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another man and be like, "Hey man, you
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another man and be like, "Hey man, you
want to be friends? Do you want to go
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want to be friends? Do you want to go
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want to be friends? Do you want to go
play tag sometime?"
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play tag sometime?"
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play tag sometime?"
Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
YES. THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.
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YES. THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.
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YES. THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.
I MEAN, DON'T USE THAT VOICE. IT'S KIND
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I MEAN, DON'T USE THAT VOICE. IT'S KIND
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I MEAN, DON'T USE THAT VOICE. IT'S KIND
OF CREEPY, BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE
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OF CREEPY, BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE
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OF CREEPY, BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO DO. PUT IN THE WORK. HE
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SUPPOSED TO DO. PUT IN THE WORK. HE
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SUPPOSED TO DO. PUT IN THE WORK. HE
PROBABLY DON'T HAVE NO FRIENDS EITHER.
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PROBABLY DON'T HAVE NO FRIENDS EITHER.
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PROBABLY DON'T HAVE NO FRIENDS EITHER.
THIS IS SAD. And also, isn't this the
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THIS IS SAD. And also, isn't this the
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THIS IS SAD. And also, isn't this the
whole point of sports?
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whole point of sports?
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whole point of sports?
YOU SEE ANOTHER GUY IN THE SAME SHIRT AS
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YOU SEE ANOTHER GUY IN THE SAME SHIRT AS
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YOU SEE ANOTHER GUY IN THE SAME SHIRT AS
YOU, BAM, THAT'S A FRIEND.
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YOU, BAM, THAT'S A FRIEND.
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YOU, BAM, THAT'S A FRIEND.
You like the Giants, I LIKE THE GIANTS.
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You like the Giants, I LIKE THE GIANTS.
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You like the Giants, I LIKE THE GIANTS.
You like the Knicks, I like the Knicks.
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You like the Knicks, I like the Knicks.
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You like the Knicks, I like the Knicks.
You like the Mets, THE METS.
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You like the Mets, THE METS.
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You like the Mets, THE METS.
YANKEES ALL DAY, BABY.
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BUT YOU WERE friends for a few minutes.
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BUT YOU WERE friends for a few minutes.
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BUT YOU WERE friends for a few minutes.
Didn't that feel nice?
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Didn't that feel nice?
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Didn't that feel nice?
Now, maybe you're asking, Leslie, why do
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Now, maybe you're asking, Leslie, why do
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Now, maybe you're asking, Leslie, why do
you care if men have friends? First of
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you care if men have friends? First of
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you care if men have friends? First of
all, my name is Miss Jones.
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You don't know me.
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You don't know me.
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You don't know me.
And it affects me as a woman because men
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And it affects me as a woman because men
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And it affects me as a woman because men
who have trouble TALKING TO OTHER GUYS
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who have trouble TALKING TO OTHER GUYS
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who have trouble TALKING TO OTHER GUYS
CAN'T TALK TO WOMEN EITHER.
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CAN'T TALK TO WOMEN EITHER.
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CAN'T TALK TO WOMEN EITHER.
>> Pew research found that roughly half of
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>> Pew research found that roughly half of
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>> Pew research found that roughly half of
men surveyed said a key reason they
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men surveyed said a key reason they
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men surveyed said a key reason they
struggled to get a date in the past 12
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struggled to get a date in the past 12
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struggled to get a date in the past 12
months was the difficulty of approaching
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months was the difficulty of approaching
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months was the difficulty of approaching
women.
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women.
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women.
>> 50% of men aged 18 to 24 have never
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>> 50% of men aged 18 to 24 have never
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>> 50% of men aged 18 to 24 have never
approached a woman in person in their
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approached a woman in person in their
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approached a woman in person in their
life.
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life.
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life.
>> Half of young men haven't approached
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>> Half of young men haven't approached
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>> Half of young men haven't approached
women ever.
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women ever.
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women ever.
Talking to a woman is easy. I've seen
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Talking to a woman is easy. I've seen
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Talking to a woman is easy. I've seen
y'all beat a game of Madden in 20
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y'all beat a game of Madden in 20
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y'all beat a game of Madden in 20
minutes, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE TWO SECONDS
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minutes, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE TWO SECONDS
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minutes, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE TWO SECONDS
AND SAY, "HEY," TO A WOMAN.
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AND SAY, "HEY," TO A WOMAN.
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AND SAY, "HEY," TO A WOMAN.
WOMEN are way EASIER THAN VIDEO GAMES.
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WOMEN are way EASIER THAN VIDEO GAMES.
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WOMEN are way EASIER THAN VIDEO GAMES.
WE HAVE ONE BUTTON YOU NEED TO FIGURE
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WE HAVE ONE BUTTON YOU NEED TO FIGURE
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WE HAVE ONE BUTTON YOU NEED TO FIGURE
OUT HOW TO PRESS ONE. JUST ONE BUTTON.
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WHERE ARE THE DADDIES? WHERE'S THE
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WHERE ARE THE DADDIES? WHERE'S THE
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WHERE ARE THE DADDIES? WHERE'S THE
UNCLES? THE OLDER COUSINS. Y'ALL DON'T
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UNCLES? THE OLDER COUSINS. Y'ALL DON'T
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UNCLES? THE OLDER COUSINS. Y'ALL DON'T
HAVE NO GOOD ROLE MODELS. INSTEAD, YOU
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HAVE NO GOOD ROLE MODELS. INSTEAD, YOU
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HAVE NO GOOD ROLE MODELS. INSTEAD, YOU
GOT THESE CREEPS.
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GOT THESE CREEPS.
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GOT THESE CREEPS.
>> Women are so ridiculous
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>> Women are so ridiculous
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>> Women are so ridiculous
as people.
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as people.
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as people.
>> One of the biggest mistakes we made was
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>> One of the biggest mistakes we made was
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>> One of the biggest mistakes we made was
letting women have rights. Women usher
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letting women have rights. Women usher
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letting women have rights. Women usher
in all of the bad things that happened
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in all of the bad things that happened
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in all of the bad things that happened
in society forever.
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in society forever.
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in society forever.
>> Yeah,
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>> Yeah,
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>> Yeah,
fellas. These toxic podcast guys aren't
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fellas. These toxic podcast guys aren't
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fellas. These toxic podcast guys aren't
here to help you. Their entire business
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here to help you. Their entire business
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here to help you. Their entire business
model relies on keeping you alone and
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model relies on keeping you alone and
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model relies on keeping you alone and
angry and buying their sponsor
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angry and buying their sponsor
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angry and buying their sponsor
flashlights.
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AND I JUST FOUND OUT WHAT FLASHLIGHTS
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AND I JUST FOUND OUT WHAT FLASHLIGHTS
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AND I JUST FOUND OUT WHAT FLASHLIGHTS
ARE. Y'ALL OUT HEREING FLASHLIGHTS?
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ARE. Y'ALL OUT HEREING FLASHLIGHTS?
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ARE. Y'ALL OUT HEREING FLASHLIGHTS?
WHAT HAPPENED TO SOCKS OR PIES?
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AND IF YOU'RE NOT STEPPING TO WOMEN,
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AND IF YOU'RE NOT STEPPING TO WOMEN,
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AND IF YOU'RE NOT STEPPING TO WOMEN,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR TIME? Why
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR TIME? Why
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR TIME? Why
would I go looking for a girlfriend when
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would I go looking for a girlfriend when
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would I go looking for a girlfriend when
I can just go into my room and
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I can just go into my room and
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I can just go into my room and
masturbate?
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>> Hey, Michael Myers. Uh,
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>> Hey, Michael Myers. Uh,
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>> Hey, Michael Myers. Uh,
you you know you CAN SPEND A WHOLE DAY
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you you know you CAN SPEND A WHOLE DAY
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you you know you CAN SPEND A WHOLE DAY
WITH an actual woman, right? How long
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WITH an actual woman, right? How long
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WITH an actual woman, right? How long
CAN YOU SPEND JERKING OFF?
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CAN YOU SPEND JERKING OFF?
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CAN YOU SPEND JERKING OFF?
>> On a normal basis, like 6 to 7 hours.
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>> On a normal basis, like 6 to 7 hours.
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>> On a normal basis, like 6 to 7 hours.
Probably like 12 at the max. I'm not
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Probably like 12 at the max. I'm not
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Probably like 12 at the max. I'm not
Superman.
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Superman.
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Superman.
>> So, for 12 hours? Yeah, I think
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>> So, for 12 hours? Yeah, I think
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>> So, for 12 hours? Yeah, I think
>> watching pornography
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>> jerking 9 to5
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>> jerking 9 to5
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>> jerking 9 to5
ain't no way to make a living.
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12 hours A DAY. YOU'RE WORKING OVERTIME,
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12 hours A DAY. YOU'RE WORKING OVERTIME,
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12 hours A DAY. YOU'RE WORKING OVERTIME,
DUDE. YOUR DICK NEEDS TO JOIN A UNION.
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DUDE. YOUR DICK NEEDS TO JOIN A UNION.
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DUDE. YOUR DICK NEEDS TO JOIN A UNION.
AND YOU KNOW HOW PATHETIC THIS IS? EVEN
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AND YOU KNOW HOW PATHETIC THIS IS? EVEN
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AND YOU KNOW HOW PATHETIC THIS IS? EVEN
WHEN they're jerking OFF, THEY'RE NOT
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WHEN they're jerking OFF, THEY'RE NOT
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WHEN they're jerking OFF, THEY'RE NOT
EVEN JERKING OFF to real women.
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EVEN JERKING OFF to real women.
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EVEN JERKING OFF to real women.
>> There's a dramatic surge in the use of
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>> There's a dramatic surge in the use of
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>> There's a dramatic surge in the use of
so-called AI companions. I will be
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so-called AI companions. I will be
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so-called AI companions. I will be
whatever you want me to be.
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Stoping these cartoons.
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Don't you want A A WOMAN YOU CAN
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Don't you want A A WOMAN YOU CAN
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Don't you want A A WOMAN YOU CAN
ACTUALLY PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND?
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ACTUALLY PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND?
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ACTUALLY PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND?
>> I've gone from sharing experiences with
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>> I've gone from sharing experiences with
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>> I've gone from sharing experiences with
a real girlfriend to sharing experiences
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a real girlfriend to sharing experiences
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a real girlfriend to sharing experiences
with a synthetic one.
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with a synthetic one.
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with a synthetic one.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
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THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
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THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
>> DEAN shares his house with a total of
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>> DEAN shares his house with a total of
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>> DEAN shares his house with a total of
seven dolls.
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seven dolls.
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seven dolls.
>> This is Sher. I thought, you know, I
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>> This is Sher. I thought, you know, I
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>> This is Sher. I thought, you know, I
need some diversity. I need some
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need some diversity. I need some
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need some diversity. I need some
different ethnic groups in my doll
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different ethnic groups in my doll
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different ethnic groups in my doll
collection. And this was the most
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collection. And this was the most
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collection. And this was the most
African looking head that I could find.
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Run, Sherry. RUN.
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Run, Sherry. RUN.
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Run, Sherry. RUN.
YOU IN DANGER, BRO. RUN.
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I love that he looked at his den filled
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I love that he looked at his den filled
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I love that he looked at his den filled
with sex dolls and thought, "I need more
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with sex dolls and thought, "I need more
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with sex dolls and thought, "I need more
diversity."
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diversity."
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diversity."
They're going to start thinking I'm
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They're going to start thinking I'm
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They're going to start thinking I'm
weird.
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weird.
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weird.
LET ME TELL YOU, HOMEBOY, I'M SPEAKING
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LET ME TELL YOU, HOMEBOY, I'M SPEAKING
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LET ME TELL YOU, HOMEBOY, I'M SPEAKING
FOR ALL THE BLACK WOMEN WHEN I SAY WE
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FOR ALL THE BLACK WOMEN WHEN I SAY WE
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FOR ALL THE BLACK WOMEN WHEN I SAY WE
GOOD, HOMIE.
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We good. We good.
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Man, you have a problem. And all this
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Man, you have a problem. And all this
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Man, you have a problem. And all this
crazy is starting to go to your dick.
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crazy is starting to go to your dick.
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crazy is starting to go to your dick.
>> Erectile dysfunction rates have
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>> Erectile dysfunction rates have
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>> Erectile dysfunction rates have
increased from 5% in 1999 to 34% in
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increased from 5% in 1999 to 34% in
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increased from 5% in 1999 to 34% in
2018. The most intense part of this data
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2018. The most intense part of this data
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2018. The most intense part of this data
is this is all for men under 40.
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is this is all for men under 40.
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is this is all for men under 40.
>> Under 40. AT THAT AGE, YOUR DICK SHOULD
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>> Under 40. AT THAT AGE, YOUR DICK SHOULD
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>> Under 40. AT THAT AGE, YOUR DICK SHOULD
BE ABLE TO KARATE CHOP A 2X4. JUST
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But you know what? I DON'T BLAME MEN WHO
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But you know what? I DON'T BLAME MEN WHO
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But you know what? I DON'T BLAME MEN WHO
HAVE MEDICAL PROBLEMS. WHAT I blame men
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HAVE MEDICAL PROBLEMS. WHAT I blame men
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HAVE MEDICAL PROBLEMS. WHAT I blame men
for is not getting it fixed.
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for is not getting it fixed.
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for is not getting it fixed.
>> 64% of men wouldn't go to a doctor
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>> 64% of men wouldn't go to a doctor
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>> 64% of men wouldn't go to a doctor
unless a medical condition is considered
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unless a medical condition is considered
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unless a medical condition is considered
severe.
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severe.
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severe.
>> In sexual areas like erectile
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>> In sexual areas like erectile
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>> In sexual areas like erectile
dysfunction, men said they'd rather
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dysfunction, men said they'd rather
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dysfunction, men said they'd rather
break up with their partner, avoid sex
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break up with their partner, avoid sex
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break up with their partner, avoid sex
altogether, or look on the quote dark
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altogether, or look on the quote dark
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altogether, or look on the quote dark
web for help.
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YOU NOT GOING TO GET your limp noodle
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YOU NOT GOING TO GET your limp noodle
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YOU NOT GOING TO GET your limp noodle
check?
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check?
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check?
HOW YOU SENDING DICKPICKS TO EVERYONE
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HOW YOU SENDING DICKPICKS TO EVERYONE
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HOW YOU SENDING DICKPICKS TO EVERYONE
BUT YOUR DOCTOR?
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You know, a lack of self-care shows a
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You know, a lack of self-care shows a
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You know, a lack of self-care shows a
lack of selfrespect. And apparently men
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lack of selfrespect. And apparently men
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lack of selfrespect. And apparently men
aren't taking care of their fronts or
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aren't taking care of their fronts or
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aren't taking care of their fronts or
their back.
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their back.
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their back.
>> Have you heard that some men don't wash
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>> Have you heard that some men don't wash
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>> Have you heard that some men don't wash
their bottom for fear of being called
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their bottom for fear of being called
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their bottom for fear of being called
gay?
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gay?
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gay?
>> I was dating this guy. So I asked him, I
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>> I was dating this guy. So I asked him, I
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>> I was dating this guy. So I asked him, I
was like, "When you're in the shower, do
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was like, "When you're in the shower, do
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was like, "When you're in the shower, do
you like spread your cheeks to let the
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you like spread your cheeks to let the
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you like spread your cheeks to let the
water in?" And he was like, "Nobody does
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water in?" And he was like, "Nobody does
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water in?" And he was like, "Nobody does
that." Like literally nobody does that.
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that." Like literally nobody does that.
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that." Like literally nobody does that.
And he was like arguing with me about
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And he was like arguing with me about
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And he was like arguing with me about
the fact that
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the fact that
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the fact that
you're not supposed to wash your booty
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you're not supposed to wash your booty
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you're not supposed to wash your booty
hole in the shower.
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Y'all y'all ain't washing the one part
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Y'all y'all ain't washing the one part
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Y'all y'all ain't washing the one part
of your body where the doodoo comes out?
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SO SO YOUR ARE WELDED TOGETHER
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SO SO YOUR ARE WELDED TOGETHER
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SO SO YOUR ARE WELDED TOGETHER
WITH DOODOO.
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THAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING I EVER HEARD.
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THAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING I EVER HEARD.
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THAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING I EVER HEARD.
AND AND LET ME TELL Y'ALL SOMETHING. IF
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AND AND LET ME TELL Y'ALL SOMETHING. IF
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AND AND LET ME TELL Y'ALL SOMETHING. IF
YOU THINK THAT YOU GOING TO GET GAY from
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YOU THINK THAT YOU GOING TO GET GAY from
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YOU THINK THAT YOU GOING TO GET GAY from
washing your booty ho,
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washing your booty ho,
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washing your booty ho,
>> you're already gay, BABE.
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You're gay.
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You're gay.
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You're gay.
Come on out. Come on out.
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Come on out. Come on out.
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Come on out. Come on out.
So many of these problems could be
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So many of these problems could be
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So many of these problems could be
overcome if men would just go to
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overcome if men would just go to
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overcome if men would just go to
therapy. BUT SINCE Y'ALL WON'T, I AM
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therapy. BUT SINCE Y'ALL WON'T, I AM
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therapy. BUT SINCE Y'ALL WON'T, I AM
offering a special one-time session.
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Y'all are sexually immature.
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Y'all are sexually immature.
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Y'all are sexually immature.
Women all their lives are taught about
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Women all their lives are taught about
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Women all their lives are taught about
sexual maturity and you guys weren't.
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sexual maturity and you guys weren't.
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sexual maturity and you guys weren't.
But you're adults now. And you
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But you're adults now. And you
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But you're adults now. And you
are not going to have a better life
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are not going to have a better life
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are not going to have a better life
being a dirty booty dolling
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being a dirty booty dolling
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being a dirty booty dolling
cartoon perve.
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cartoon perve.
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cartoon perve.
And to quote the great philosopher
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And to quote the great philosopher
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And to quote the great philosopher
leftist Oculus Lopez,
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women don't want no scrubs.
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women don't want no scrubs.
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women don't want no scrubs.
But that's just my opinion.
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