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Last Christmas on LA Law.

And thank you.

For what?

For being a friend when I needed one.

Oh, that was my pleasure.

I want to spend Christmas with my son and my wife.

And without the holidays factoring into the equation, would you still want to be

coming home?

Well, I'm getting a lawyer, Stuart.

It's everything always about money.

Merry Christmas, Rose.

Merry Christmas.

I'd like to help, but I've got this TV thing. You should be talking to Ann

Kelsey. Arnie, this woman needs a killer. She needs you. CJ, I am

But my plate is pretty full right now. Excuse me.

It's not your run -of -the -mill custody case.

When they were divorced two years ago, the father was drinking. He never

contested the mother getting the kids. But now he's AA, a churchgoer, and about

to be married. He's cleaned up his act and he wants custody.

Arnie, it is more complicated.

Evidently, he has been thinking about this for some time. He hired an

investigator and found out Maggie was involved with someone.

She's been divorced for two years, right? The relationship started during

marriage. If the husband didn't bring it up during the divorce, he'll have a

hard time now.

She's a good mother, right? The best.

Okay, so the affair is nothing to worry about. If Anne has the time, this is a

piece of cake. Arnie, the lover is a woman.

The children are six and eight. Father claims they're better off with him.

On Friday, Maggie fired her lawyer. He said David would probably win. Not

necessarily. In California, homosexuality isn't grounds for denying

Yeah, but we both know it happens.

Okay, okay, there is judicial bias, but according to the law...

Being gay is only relevant if the woman is promiscuous.

She's bringing the wrong kind of people home to her kids.

What's this other woman like? Do we know anything about her? A lot, actually.

It's me.

Next up, Barnes v. Barnes, petition to modify a custody order.

This is yours, Arnold. I brought it in. Mrs. Barnes is a friend? No, Leland.

She was my lover, which is why her husband is trying to take her children

Seems to me there's a conflict of interest here.

We don't see each other anymore.

Mrs. Barnes is aware of the possible conflict.

She still wants my representation. It's her call. I make no judgments about

anyone's personal life, but... What if there's publicity? What does this say

about the firm?

It says we don't discriminate on the basis of race, gender, or sexual

orientation, right? Absolutely.

Yeah, right. Moving along to holiday miscellanea. The partners voted $1 ,000

ceiling on staff Christmas bonuses, except for Benny Stelowitz, whose bonus

up to $1 ,500 in lieu of a scheduled raise we can't honor.

I hope no one gets wind of this yuletide generosity.

Next, we're seeking a second draft Santa.

Oh, that's me.

Sorry, guys, I'm a screw. No, you got picked again?

Mm -hmm.

And as much as I hate to miss an encore, I have other plans. Well, I always

wanted to be Santa, but I'll be out of town this year. We're short more than

Santa people. Gwen wants to be relieved of planning the Christmas party. Ho, ho,

ho.

Let me sneak this in.

Thanks, Betty. The bells are sugar and the trees are gingerbread.

Great.

Oh, we weren't having her back.

Roxanne assures me the woman will be a floater covering phones this week only.

Once again... I wouldn't. I'm looking for a volunteer for St. Nick and or

planning the Christmas party.

I'll probably be in Matthew's birthday on Thursday. It's just a matter of

planning. We could forego the party this year. Several of us can't attend. Some

of our major clients have sent their regrets. We could just have a quiet

toast with the staff. Yeah, sounds kind of nice. Come on, guys.

All right, we're decided then.

And adjourned.

You were looking for me?

Does Leland still open his personal mail?

As far as I know. Is there a problem?

There could be.

If he gets one of these.

Thinking of you this holiday season.

Rosalind Shays?

Read the postscript.

Hope you can...

Drop in for my annual open house?

Apparently a service has sent out her cards for several years.

After her accident last spring, no one thought to cancel.

Oh, my gosh.

We need to intercept Leland's card. I don't think it'll do much to elevate her

spirits. The ghost of Christmas past.

I'll take care of it.

Oh. So, is it true we're canceling the Christmas party? We thought we'd keep

things simple and get people home early.

Don't you think that makes sense?

Yeah.

But since when is a party supposed to make sense?

She has a point.

We have something more important to worry about.

I just received a call from Ed Kravitz.

He wants us to terminate Bill Casteverde.

Why? When Kravitz went public, Bill did the due diligence on the offering.

The estimates of the company's future profits were not accurate, but Bill

catch it. My God.

Is he suing us? No.

No, but he wanted to leave the firm. I persuaded him to stay, but I had to

promise to fire the attorney involved.

We have no choice, Douglas.

We have to let Castaburdy go.

Merry Christmas.

He's wasting his time. David won't drop this.

Hey, look, Arnie is very good.

He and David's attorney will work something out.

You're not a great liar, but thanks for trying.

I miss you.

I just thought it would be easier.

Easier for who?

Yes.

Thanks, Gwen.

Padlet just left.

20 minutes, not a good sign.

Hey.

Sorry, I won't budge.

They want to take it to court.

According to Pavlik, David insists that your new lifestyle is, quote, damaging

to his children, unquote.

You want to talk damage?

He didn't see Tim and Jenny for a year after the divorce.

That doesn't count. All that counts is who I've slept with. The worst thing you

can do is let your emotions take over.

David is going to play hardball. He is going to bring up the incident at your

son's school.

That may help them prove psychological damage, and they will drag in anything

make you look like an unfit mother.

Now, if you're going to the bars, you should stop.

I've never been to a gay bar.

Ronnie, this isn't necessary. I don't want them to have anything else to use

against you.

Now, to be absolutely safe, I wouldn't spend the night with anyone.

Above all, I wouldn't bring anyone home.

You don't have to worry.

Good. I'll see you here at 9 o 'clock tomorrow.

Go over your testimony.

Thank you.

That's okay. I can find my way.

So this year, it's an extra thank you.

Merry Christmas from Mackenzie Brackham.

Thanks, Rockman.

No, this isn't right.

Oh, I'm used to it.

Please don't feel badly about getting your bonus when I'm not getting a bonus.

It's part of being a temp. I don't expect to be treated like family, even

I pay the price for my independence.

It's what I've chosen.

No, this is wrong.

The check's for too much. It's a mistake.

There are no mistakes.

When a gift comes your way, you take it, or the universe will be offended.

What do you think?

I think it's great. It's maybe a little crooked, but... Well, that's its charm.

Well, then... Do you want your wine?

Sure.

Uh, Zoe, I decided I ought to go to my family's for Christmas.

I leave Friday afternoon.

Oh, sure.

You know, it's the first year none of the kids are home, and it might be hard

for our parents.

It might.

You okay with it? Of course.

I mean, I'll miss you.

I thought about dragging you along, but it just... It's a little early for that,

don't you think?

Yeah. Besides, it solves the whole office party dilemma.

It wasn't a dilemma.

In fact, we both agreed that it would be a good time to let everybody know that

we were seeing each other.

But it's not a party now anyway, so... I was kidding.

It's really okay, Jonathan.

It's only for five days.

Five days?

Think you can make it up to me?

Can I start now?

Mm -hmm.

The cab was dispatched 15 minutes ago.

You've got plenty of time. Yeah, I just hate to get to the airport at the last

minute, you know. Honey, it's not the last minute.

I can't believe the IRS wouldn't reschedule this thing.

There it is.

Look, honey, don't worry.

I'll pick up Matthew's birthday cake on the way back from the airport. It's

right on the way. Honey, we can take care of it.

Look, a man turns two years old once in his life.

I'm with Dad. I want to be there, okay?

I know.

And I want to make up for later.

Last year was last year.

Hurry home. Okay.

Hey, look who woke up to say goodbye.

Hello.

Give daddy a big kiss. Big kiss.

Grace, you got a second?

I've been in since seven. I can take a break. I've got to show you these.

Bloom sent them from Maui.

Grace, this is paradise.

I've never been to Hawaii.

No, me neither. When I was with Zoe, we talked about going, but we never did.

But I could always see myself sitting right on this beach here doing

nothing.

Sounds like heaven.

Then why don't we do it?

Oh, look, this is not a come on.

We go as friends, period.

We both need to get away. This place is a whole other state of mind, and I can

get us a real sweet deal on the playing fair.

What are you doing, Tommy?

Me? Nothing.

Okay, I thought the holidays might be a little rocky for you this year. They are

for me.

We're probably both spending too much time alone.

You're right.

But I don't think Hawaii would help. Nothing like flying over a volcano to

your mind off of things.

And then you got your tropical breezes.

Maybe a swim before breakfast.

I can't.

Send me postcards, okay?

Don't fall into any craters.

I really miss you.

My marriage had problems.

And I admit, Some are my fault.

I'm an alcoholic.

I'm recovering now, but before I was divorced, I was still drinking. Did your

drinking affect your children?

I'm sure it did. They were probably confused and scared, and I'm very sorry

that. But I never hit my kids or even yelled at them. What about your wife?

Yes, we had fights.

I thought it was because of my drinking. You say you thought the fights were

about your drinking. Wasn't that the case? That was Maggie's excuse. The

were really about sex. Objection. Move to strike, Your Honor. How far off the

track are we going to get here? It's directly relevant, Your Honor. Mr.

drinking during the marriage was partly a response to being deceived about his

wife's sexual preference. That's ridiculous, Your Honor. I'm overruling

Becker. I think Mrs. Barnes' behavior is relevant.

Do you feel your wife lied to you, Mr. Barnes? Yes, I do.

She never admitted to me that she didn't like men.

Our marriage was a lie.

And I think that hurt Tim and Jenny far more than my drinking.

Why do you want custody of your children, sir? I am not the same man I

years ago. I don't touch alcohol. I am very active in my church.

I'm about to be married to a wonderful woman.

And I believe that I can make a happy, normal home for my kids.

Thank you.

Mr. Barnes, three years ago when your daughter was five and having difficulty

learning to read, didn't you call her stupid?

I'm so sorry about that. I had a hangover. Your son at six, he plays

soccer.

Three months ago, didn't you force him to finish a game when he had a sprained

ankle? We didn't know it was sprained.

And he wanted to play. You pressured him.

You told him to act like a man.

What's wrong with that?

He needs a real male role model, not...

Women pretending to be men. Move the strike.

So ordered.

Isn't it true, sir, that when you and your wife were divorced, you showed no

interest whatsoever in getting custody of the children? My wife had convinced

that I was a bad parent. Weren't you?

Didn't you spend Saturday with your friend, Sunday sleeping off binges?

your wife have to explain to Timmy that Dad was too sick to come to the school

play because you were passed out drunk?

Yeah.

I admit all that.

I did terrible things when I was drinking. And you need to make up for

so you want your kids back. I love my kids.

I always have, and they know that.

I am just trying to do what is best for them. Like trashing their mother's

personal life in open court?

To you, that's being a good father? Objection! Argumentative!

Withdrawn. I'm done here.

I have no excuse. I screwed up.

But it was one mistake.

Unfortunately, a crucial one.

The client could take a huge hit. And it isn't just that Kravitz forced us into

a corner.

Your billables are down.

And I'd spoken to you previously about the Renfrew cause of accident. And I

responded to your concerns. Leland, I recognize this is a serious error.

But I can guarantee it won't happen again.

Bill, we both wish there was some other way.

But there's not. We can't trade a million -dollar client.

For a second chance. Since we had no choice, we opted to tell you now.

But that doesn't mean you have to leave right away. We won't announce this till

the first of the year.

You'll get a month's severance and the best recommendation we can give under

circumstances. Thanks.

That'd be great.

If there were any other jobs out there.

So I told Mom what time my flight got in, and she said...

Well, that's great, baby, but we're not going to be here. You're kidding. No,

they figured it. Thank you.

Their first year alone, and they leave for London tomorrow.

You're not going out of town?

No.

Well, I am.

I just bought a non -refundable ticket to Maui a half an hour ago.

You're kidding. Well, I got to thinking.

I mean, I got a whole week off. I've been working like crazy, and you are

to be gone.

Why not go lie in this van?

I could blow it off.

No, no, no, you're right.

You should get away.

It's non -refundable.

I could come along, but... You'd only have a few days.

Look, it's no big deal.

Go.

I'll stay here and be lonely.

We still have New Year's Eve.

Well, actually,

my return is January 1st. Oh, you think you can squeeze me in sometime in 92?

I know it's frustrating.

Well, at least you're on the early flight, and Matthew won't mind if you're

fashionably late.

Hold on, honey.

Yeah? You've got a call on two.

Do you know who it is?

Sorry, babe.

Stuart?

Stuart?

This is too much money. I couldn't sleep last night. Nonsense, Benny. We wish we

could have done more. Ready, Ann? Yep. But I heard we couldn't afford a party,

and I think it's because you gave me too much. Benny, I wouldn't have signed the

checks if the partners hadn't agreed.

You deserve every cent.

I can't take that temp anymore. I'd rather answer my own phones.

Have a nice lunch, Mr. McKenzie.

That was Mr. Brackman, Betty. Oh, right.

Any messages?

Oh, um...

The travel agent called with your flight information from Maui. Maui?

That was from Mr. Mulaney.

Mrs.

Barnes, in your opinion, is your ex -husband a good father?

He loves Tim and Jenny. But when he was drinking, he was never there.

He'd promised to take the kids to Disneyland or Magic Mountain and then

six hours late.

I couldn't stand it. I was...

relieved when David decided to move out. Is that the only reason?

No. We didn't have a marriage anymore.

We never talked.

After the divorce, how often did your husband see Tim and Jenny?

That first year, twice.

David didn't start taking the kids on weekends until he got sober.

Now, you work as a commercial artist. How much time do you spend with the

children? I'm there when they come home, and I have them every weekend they're

not with David. And you help support your children financially, is that

Yes. When we were divorced, we agreed to split everything 50 -50.

Did your ex -husband make his payments promptly?

No. That first year, I'd always have to beg him for the check.

Thank you, Mrs. Barnes.

I have no more questions.

Mrs. Barnes, has your husband ever missed a child support payment?

No, but there were many times... And even when he was drinking.

David Barnes never lost his job, and he contributed equally to the family's

support, didn't he?

Yes. You had lesbian affairs during your marriage.

Isn't that true, Mrs. Barnes?

I had one relationship.

It wasn't an affair.

I fell in love.

And you were unfaithful to your husband.

You started sleeping with this woman, Cara Jean Lamb, and you didn't tell him

about it.

You let him go on believing he had a normal wife. Objection to the implied

characterization of Mrs. Barnes' sexual behavior is abnormal.

Sustained.

Mrs. Barnes, have you ever kissed or fondled your female lover in front of

children? We've ended the relationship.

Please, answer the question.

No, I have never fondled my lover in front of my children.

Did you kiss her?

Yes, and I don't believe it traumatized my children.

Did you ever talk to them about Ms. Lamb? I explained to them that C .J. and

loved each other and that some people might not understand.

Don't you think that confused them, Mrs. Barnes? Maybe even frightened them?

I think if anything frightens them, it's what David is doing now. Your son

physically injured another child because that child said you were a lesbian. My

son was shoved up against a wall by some older boys who were teasing him. He hit

one of them back and gave him a bloody nose.

I am not sure Timmy even understood what the teasing was about.

Mrs. Barnes, your personal life seems to be in constant turmoil.

First you're married, then you decide you're gay, then you end that

relationship. How can you possibly provide a stable home? My personal life

business, Mr. Pavlik.

It has never kept me from loving my children.

or being there for them. And you honestly believe that being raised by a

mother is better than a heterosexual environment?

If I'm the mother, yes.

I have nothing further.

Hey, Ben. You're in early.

Yeah, I'm in early.

You ready for Christmas?

Well, I thought I was, but I had a little surprise yesterday.

Sort of threw me for a loop.

Me too.

Well, what's the problem?

Well, what if you have something big that you want to give somebody

and you know they'll like it?

And you have the money for it.

But you're worried that they might think it's... Too much?

Yeah. Well, if a gift comes from the heart, that's usually the kind of

people like.

Billy?

Yeah?

I told you a secret.

Could you maybe help me?

Sure.

Dr. Latimer, you're the psychologist assigned by the court to evaluate the

Barnes children, is that correct?

Yes. And Jenny seems to be a normal, outgoing eight -year -old. She's bright

well -socialized.

But doesn't your report refer to a certain sadness when Jenny feels she

being observed?

Yes, and I felt that was because of her family situation.

Jenny's situation includes a lesbian mother who brought her female lover

Could that be the cause of Jenny's sadness? Objection.

Speculation. Overruled.

Yes, I think Jenny's feelings are related to her mother's sexual

What were your observations about Timothy Barnes?

Tim is six. He's also bright, but he's developed behavior problems which seem

be getting worse.

He's been acting out. He's been fighting at school.

And this aggressive behavior is directly related to his confusion over his

mother's homosexuality? In my opinion, yes.

Do you feel that psychotherapy is indicated for Timmy Barnes?

I think it would help. What he's been through would be disturbing for any six

-year -old.

Thank you.

Dr. Latimer, isn't it possible Timmy Barnes has problems because his father

an alcoholic who never paid much attention to him before he sobered up?

It's possible, yes. And isn't it also possible that it's his father's

toward his mother that might be the cause of Timmy's aggressive behavior?

Again, it's possible, but... And there is no clinical evidence that having a

parent... Damages a child, is that right?

No, but Clinton... Or that the children of gay parents grow up to be gay. Well,

we're not sure how that imprinting takes place. In fact, isn't it true that most

homosexuals are raised in heterosexual families?

Yes. So if a straight family doesn't guarantee a straight child, why should a

gay family guarantee a gay child?

Well, it doesn't necessarily.

No more questions.

You may step down, Doctor. If there are no more witnesses... We would like to

call one more witness, Your Honor.

Ms. Cara Jean Lamb.

You busy?

Arrests are down.

The cops have to do their Christmas shopping, too, you know.

Something wrong?

Would you tell me if you and Tommy were going to Maui together?

Tommy isn't going to Maui.

I saw his travel plans, though.

Do you think that I would go off with Tommy and not tell you? Do you think

that's who I am? That seems like a pretty strange coincidence. The two of

I don't care what it seemed like. Ask me. Don't accuse me. I didn't accuse

The hell you didn't. I did not. The hell you didn't.

That's why you broke our date last night. So you could sit home brooding

this. No, no, no. I thought since I was going to see my parents without you, you

thought I wasn't all that... Why would I expect to meet your family? You don't

even want your office to know we're involved.

Come on, Zoe. We both agreed to keep this private and give ourselves some

at the beginning... Yeah, well, for you, it's still the beginning.

Yeah.

I've been cautious about going public, but you're just ignoring the problems

we're going to face. We have a problem right now.

Maybe we just need a little time away from each other.

Sounds like that's what we're going to get.

Yeah.

Miss Lamb, when you were sexually involved with Mrs. Barnes, did you ever

relations at Mrs. Barnes' home?

No, never.

But you did visit her home when the Barnes children were present.

Yes. Did you ever openly display affection for Mrs. Barnes in front of

children? I may have put my arm around her. I probably kissed her.

In a non -sexual way.

The children didn't seem to pay any attention.

Didn't Tim Barnes once tell you he hated you? His father called that morning and

cancelled a trip to Dodger Stadium.

Tim also told his sister he hated her and the family dog.

Ms. Lamb, how many sexual relationships have you had in the past five years?

Objection, Your Honor. That is completely irrelevant.

It goes to the best interest of the children, Your Honor. We believe Ms.

be sexually promiscuous, which is both a health risk to the Barnes children and

a bad moral example.

Objection overruled. During the time you were involved, Mrs. Barnes wasn't your

only sexual partner. How many others were there? Two.

Have you ever been tested for AIDS, Mrs. Barnes? Your Honor, this is offensive.

I said I'd allow it, Mr. Becker.

Yes, I was tested for the HIV virus three years ago. The result was

Why were you tested, Ms. Lamb?

Because I felt it was the responsible thing to do.

I have nothing further.

Ms. Lamb, do you love Maggie Barnes?

Yes. And what about Tim and Jenny? Do you care about them?

Yes, very much.

According to Mrs. Barnes, you know her better than anyone.

Do you feel that her children belong in her custody?

Oh, yes.

Yeah, Tim and Jenny are great kids, and she raised them. What are you asking her

for? She encouraged my wife to lie to me. Well, do, Mr.

Barnes. I'm sorry, Your Honor.

I have no further questions.

You may step down, Miss Lamb. Your Honor, since this concerns the Barnes

children most directly, the respondent requests that the court hear from them

personally. Well, I think the six -year -old is too young, but I would like to

talk to the eight -year -old. I'll meet with Jennifer Barnes at 10 a .m.

tomorrow in my chambers.

We're adjourned.

Thanks for coming, Josh.

Bye -bye.

He made it to O 'Hare.

Night -night, sweetie.

Hi,

honey.

Well, at least it's closer than Dulles.

If it's any consolation, there was too much chaos for Matthew to miss you.

Ned got it all on videotape.

Well,

we'll keep our fingers crossed it's only flurries.

I love you, sweetie. Bye -bye.

That second candle really wore him out.

Want me to change my plans for tomorrow? I don't want to leave you in the lurch

with Stuart gone.

No, we're covered.

Matthew can go to Laura's, and Stuart should be home by noon. Oh, don't let me

forget.

We can't thank you enough for all you've done.

I know you've only been with us a few months, but I've forgotten how we ever

managed before.

Thanks. I put something under the tree for Matthew and Stuart, and I got this

for you.

That's so sweet, but it wasn't necessary.

I saw it and I thought of you.

Oh.

It's beautiful.

Thank you.

The card tells all about the properties of crystals, but the truth is I just

thought it would look pretty on you.

Need some help?

No, I got it.

It's beautiful.

I'm glad you like it.

Merry Christmas, Anne.

And you have a good Christmas, too. A great Christmas.

So, uh, see you next week, right?

Right. See you soon.

Okay. Bye -bye. Bye.

I'm not firing Betty. She's a temp.

I'm just letting her go a day early. The day before Christmas? Come on, that

hurts. She deleted the entire client billing file. Because I was rushing her.

got it back. How can you be so patient?

I hate to see someone lose a job like this. Huh? One more chance?

Oh, I give up. You were sent the Salvation Army.

Thanks, Rox.

Oh, good night, Mr. Brackman.

I'm Mr. McKenzie, Betty.

Oh, I found this card addressed to you, Mr. McKenzie.

It must have been thrown away by mistake.

You know, you could make a wreath out of your cards.

I used to do it all the time.

When I got more cards.

Well, thank you. Would you leave it on my desk for me?

Do you know what this is all about, Jenny?

Mm -hmm.

If me and Timmy are going to live with my mom or my dad.

How do you feel about your mom?

Do you love her?

Yes.

What's she like to be with?

Is she happy most of the time?

Uh -huh. She likes to do stuff.

Go shopping on Melrose and hiking in the mountains so she can draw.

She listens to us, too.

Even if Timmy's acting like a weenie.

What about your dad?

Do you like to be with him?

Yeah. He doesn't yell at us anymore.

He takes us places, too.

And Cara Jean Lamb.

How do you feel about her? Oh, CJ's way cool.

She sure decided to spit through your teeth.

And she had a cat one time that didn't even have a tail.

How do you feel when CJ and your mother are together?

They don't fight like my mom and my dad.

CJ makes her laugh.

Did you ever see them hug or kiss each other?

It's okay.

You can tell them.

Well, one night... I got up for a drink of water, and my mom didn't know it.

CJ was going home, and I saw her and my mom kissing.

Did that bother you?

Yeah, but I told my mom, and we talked for a long time.

She said if I didn't like her, CJ wouldn't come over anymore.

But I said I did.

Well, do you still feel that way about CJ? Do you still like her?

Yeah, but she can't come over anymore.

My dad doesn't want her to.

Why do you think that is?

Because my mom loves CJ and not him.

Okay, so far you've straightened my books, you've adjusted my lamp, you've

played with the toy, now you've picked up my sofa pillows.

Want to talk about Maggie?

I still haven't heard anything yet.

No, I didn't mean the custody case.

Oh, it's so bloody stupid.

I called it off, you know.

Third time in two years.

You'd think I could let go.

Maybe you don't want to.

Maybe that's why you got her a lawyer and you're stuck by her. Tommy, she

the future.

I have trouble committing to next week.

I love her kids, but I don't want the responsibility.

So you write her off? She's just out of your life.

Well, better to hold on like you and Zoe.

I'm sorry. I am sorry.

That was a low blow.

Yeah, that was.

I think I should leave before I spread any more Christmas cheer. Hey, CJ, I

didn't take offense.

You're right, I held on to Zoe for too long and it killed me to lose her. But

Zoe and me, I mean, we'll always know each other because what we had between

we don't just throw that away.

Just wait.

I thought if we talked to each other...

Face to face instead of through our lawyer.

Oh, you think that's going to soften me up?

That you'll get around me like you did during the divorce?

I tried to tell you what was happening. You wouldn't listen.

So it's my fault.

You cheat on me with women and that's my fault. Look, blaming her is only going

to punish your kids. What do you know about it? I'm divorced too.

Mine was my fault.

I wanted to punish myself. You want to punish everybody else. Look, she is the

one who has been sleeping around. That's not the point.

The point is...

I still had feelings for my wife, and so do you. My marriage was over. There

wasn't any hope, and it didn't make any difference. I still loved her.

And a part of me always will.

I didn't mean to hurt you, David.

But I can't change what happened.

I don't understand.

I don't understand how you can prefer a woman to me. I did love you.

When I married you and for a long time after that.

But I stopped.

And that was way before I met C .J.

I thought if I got sober, if I stayed on the wagon, that

you would want me back.

Well, a few years ago I might have.

But it's too late now.

We both just need to move on.

Please.

Stop using Tim and Jenny to hurt me back

You

everyone have one of these To

all of you may you have the warmest of holidays

Do you have a designated driver?

Uh, yeah, I got eight.

Faster, dancer, prancer.

William? Benny, this is fantastic.

We even have cab service and hotel rooms in case you drink too much. I still

can't fathom how you managed it.

Oh, I used some of my bonus money.

You did all this in a budget of $1 ,500?

No, $15 ,000.

It's okay, Douglas. It was just a small mistake.

Caviar?

Just on my way to your office.

Hi.

Um, yeah, I just stopped by and dropped this off.

Here, you first.

Go ahead.

That tropical sun can be brutal.

Thank you.

Now I'm refundable.

Merry Christmas.

Here's now.

Betty,

why are you still working?

Um, this is personal.

I'm almost finished.

Need some help?

Before I go, I wanted to...

Oh, no.

Is this some kind of a sick joke?

No, no.

I understand these cards were ordered some time ago.

Leave it to Rosalind, huh? She always did like to get in the last word.

Yeah.

As if she weren't unforgettable enough, huh?

No return of grace.

I wish more women knew how to network like this.

God damn it. I miss her.

How can it be Christmas again?

Am I so soon, Grace?

CJ, she gave him more visitation. He dropped the petition.

The kids are home with their mother.

Yay, Arnie.

Oh, thank you.

Bye. Bye -bye.

I don't want anyone.

I had a hell of a closing.

What? I just love you, that's all.

That's Gatun?

Stuart, I know you were desperate to get out of Chicago, but don't you think you

should head west?

I did.

Betty, I just want to talk.

I'm going to come in, okay?

You don't have to worry.

You know me, right, huh?

Bill, we work together here.

Careful.

Okay?

Here I am.

Here's my hand.

Hold on.

Easy, Betty.

Easy.

It's okay, Betty.

I'm right here with you.

I'm right here.

Hang on, Betty.

It's gonna be okay.

I want it to stop.

It will stop.

A few more days, and it's a whole new year.

This is a crummy Christmas for a lot of us.

I just messed everything up.

I let everyone...

It's not you.

Everybody's life is a bad dream sometimes.

Last week, my folks told me they're getting a divorce.

After 29 years.

And just when I thought things couldn't get worse, I got fired yesterday.

I don't believe you.

Leland. It's true, buddy.

I had to let Billy go.

Now, if anybody should jump...

It's me.

Come on, Betty.

Give me your hand.

She's been admitted to L .A. County for 72 hours. No visitors till tomorrow.

Did anybody read her note?

No. I got it right here.

It says, my landlady thinks she's keeping my finches for the holidays.

Tell her there's an extra case of birdseed under the sink.

Goodbye, I wish I were stranger.

How could she be stranger?

It's a typo. I think she meant stronger.

Benny It's okay, I'm fine Betty's hanging in there Nobody went out the

Hey, where's the music?

How about it guys?

Yeah, are we gonna let all this food and drink go to waste?

Let's play

It's going to be a bride.