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TENSE MUSIC
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POLICE SIREN
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Hey, you got a permit
for those guns?
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I got your permit right here.
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80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC
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Catchy tune.
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SOUND EFFECTS AND
SHOOTING FROM ARCADE GAMES
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GEEK IN ARCADE
Fuck this game.
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FUCK YOU!
ARCADE GAME BEEPING
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STATIC FROM ARCADE GAME
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CLANKING AND WHIRRING
OF MACHINERY
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CAR HORNS HONKING
AND PEOPLE SCREAMING
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PEOPLE SCREAMING
AND BABY CRYING
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SIGNAL FROM POLICE WALK TALKIE
We need backup,
we need Kung Fury.
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GUN SHOTS AND SCREAMING
IN THE DISTANCE
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SEDUCTIVE 80'S SAXOPHONE MUSIC
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Yeah, that's my bicep.
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TELEPHONE RINGING
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One second babe.
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Hello?
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POLICE OFFICER
We got an arcade machine
down here going crazy,
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it is killing everybody,
it's destruction,
chaos, terror-
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CRUNCHING OF PLASTIC
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What are you gonna do?
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My job.
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80'S SYNTHPOP ACTION MUSIC
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CAR ENGINE REVVING
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PEOPLE SCREAMING
AND DOG WHIMPERING
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CAR HORNS HONKING
AND CAR ACCELERATING
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80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC
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INTERFERENCE IN MUSIC
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MUSIC KICKS BACK IN
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FUTURISTIC GUN SHOTS
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INTERFERENCE IN MUSIC
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END OF 80'S TECHNOPOP
ACTION MUSIC
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Game over.
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STATIC FROM FAILING MACHINERY
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KUNG FURY I'm a cop and
damn good at my job.
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It all began years ago.
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In the line of duty,
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me and my partner were
chasing down
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a mysterious Kung Fu-master.
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KUNG FURY
You're under arrest, punk.
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Show us your hands.
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CLINKING OF
METAL CLASPS CLOSING
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Good work, Dragon.
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That crazy stunt could've
killed us both.
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But goddammit, you're the
best partner I've ever had.
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Thanks,
I learned from the best.
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You're like a father to me.
SWORD SWINGING
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KUNG FURY
With one fatal blow,
he hit my partner.
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SQUELCHING
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KUNG FURY I could tell
he was dead straight off.
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TENSE MUSIC
AND KUNG-FU MASTER GRUNTING
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EERY ECHOING
AND DRIPPING OF BLOOD
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KUNG FURY
Before I could pull the trigger
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I was hit by lightning
and bitten by a cobra.
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I blacked out.
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EERY ECHOING
AND SOFT TINKLING
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And saw images of ancient
Shaolin temples and monks,
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mastering the art of Kung Fu.
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There was an ancient prophecy,
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about a new form
of Kung Fu so powerful,
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only one man could master it.
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The chosen one.
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When I woke up,
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I saw the Kung Fu master
running towards me.
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I could feel my body mutate
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into some sort of
Kung Fu freak of nature.
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KUNG FU MASTER SCREAMING
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80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC
WITH A KUNG FU UNDERTONE
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You!
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You are the chosen one!
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- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
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Knuckles.
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KUNG FU MASTER SCREAMING
IN THE DISTANCE
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TENSE MUSIC
AND FIRE CRACKLING
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KUNG FURY
As a memento,
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I put on a strip of cloth
from the dead Kung Fu master.
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I decided I would use
my new super Kung Fu powers
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to fight crime.
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So, I became
the best cop in the world.
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I became, Kung Fury.
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80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC
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80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC FADES OUT
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STATIC FROM RADIO
AND NOISES FROM THE CITY
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CHIEF MCNICKLES
I don't wanna hear it Kung Fury.
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I just got back from city hall,
$50 million worth of damages,
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and I got the mayor up
my ass like a fag on Viagra.
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How am I going to explain
this to the press, hm?
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You just destroyed an entire
city block for Christ's sake.
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Didn't you tell me
to block it out?
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I told you do it by the book.
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Cut the bullshit.
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Nobody else could have stopped
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that arcade machine
and you know it.
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CHIEF MCNICKLES
Oh man, listen to me Kung Fury.
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You need to start following
the rules like the rest of us,
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so I'm assigning you
a new partner.
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What?
Hell no, I work alone.
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Not anymore you don't.
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Say hi to your new partner,
Triceracop.
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Very nice meeting you Kung Fury,
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looking forward to
working with you.
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You're like a father to me.
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I work alone.
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Either you team up
with Triceracop,
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or you're off the case.
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I'm not off the case,
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I quit.
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80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC
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80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC
COMING FROM RADIO
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Yeah Yeah, I did the blood test.
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It was positive, yeah?
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GIRL ON PHONE
What the hell
are you talking about?
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Yeah no problem.
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HITLER
Give me the phone.
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TENSE MUSIC
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HITLER DIALLING PHONE
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What the hell is this?
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TELELPHONE RINGING
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- Chief McNickles speaking.
- Is this the police?
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- Yeah, this is the police.
- Fuck you!
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POLICE OFFICERS
SHOUTING HYSTERICALLY
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BULLETS PINGING OFF WALLS
AND GLASS SMASHING
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MALFUNCTIONING?
PHONE BEEPING
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I need someone
to trace that call!
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But that's impossible!
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HACKERMAN
Not for me it isn't.
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ROCK AND ROLL GUITAR RIFF
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KUNG FURY
Hackerman, he's the most
powerful hacker of all time.
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Follow me.
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HACKERMAN
I was able to triangulate
the cell phone signal
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and trace the caller.
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His name is Adolf Hitler.
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Hitler, he's the worst
criminal of all time.
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Do you know him, sir?
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I guess you could say that.
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In the 1940's,
Hitler was a Kung Fu champion.
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KUNG FURY
He was so good at Kung Fu,
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that he decided to change
his name to Kung Fuhrer.
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But he didn't stop there.
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He knew of
the Kung Fury prophecy,
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and wanted to claim the throne.
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He and his posse of
Nazi soldiers
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conducted experiments
for years.
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TENSE MUSIC
WITH A KUNG FU UNDERTONE
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But they weren't able
to figure out
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how to master the art
of Kung Fury.
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And one day,
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he disappeared
from the face of the earth.
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And no-one has seen him
ever since.
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Until now.
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I guess he figured if he could
find and kill the chosen one,
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he would become
Kung Fury himself.
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He must have traveled in time
in order to get here,
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that's probably why
he disappeared.
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So, what're you gonna do?
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My job.
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I'm gonna go back in time
to Nazi Germany,
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and kill Hitler,
once and for all.
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HACKERMAN
So, how are you gonna do that?
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I'm not sure.
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I need some sort of
time machine.
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Wait a minute,
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using an RX modulator,
I might be able to conduct
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a mainframe cell direct and
hack the uplink to the download.
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What does that mean?
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With the right algorithms,
I can hack you back in time.
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Just like a time machine.
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Well then, it's hacking time.
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80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC
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80'S ACTION MUSIC
FADES TO STATIC
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ACTION MUSIC KICKS BACK IN
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COMPUTER BEEPING
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Oh, no!
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INTERFERENCE IN
80'S ACTION MUSIC
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SILENCE
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EERY ECHOING AND WIND BLOWING
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SOFT 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC
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ELECTRICAL SURGE
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MUSIC FADES OUT
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Fuck!
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That's a Laser-Raptor.
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I thought they went
extinct thousands of years ago.
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TENSE MUSIC
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MACHINE GUN SHOOTING
AND LASER-RAPTOR WAILING
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SOFT, INDIGENOUS MUSIC
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BIRD CAWING IN THE DISTANCE
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Who are you?
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My name,
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is Barbarianna.
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ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC
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What year is this?
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It's the Viking age.
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That explains the Laser-Raptor.
Fuck!
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I went too far back in time.
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You need to get out
of this valley.
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This place is swarming
with Laser-Raptors.
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I'll meet you at the God's drop.
Katana can help you get there.
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Who's Katana?
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KATANA
I'm Katana.
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I can give you a ride to Asgard.
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A ride on what?
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UPBEAT ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC
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ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC FADES OUT
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So, who are you?
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I'm a cop from the future.
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I was sent back in time
to kill Hitler,
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but I accidently went
too far back in time
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and ended up in this place.
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I know someone
who might be able to help you.
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INTERFERENCE IN MUSIC
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Thor!
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DRAMATIC MUSIC
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THOR
Behold! It is me, Thor!
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Son of Odin
and protector of mankind.
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Check out my pecs.
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Your pecs are epic.
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THOR
Thanks bro!
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So, anyway.
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Thor, this is Kung Fury,
he's a cop from the future.
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KUNG FURY
Yeah, I need to get to
Nazi Germany and kill Hitler...
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- so if you could help me with--
- Stop!
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SOUNDS OF A STORM BREWING
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Hammer time.
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DRAMATIC 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC
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Walk through this portal and
you'll end up in Nazi Germany.
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Good luck to you Kung Fury!
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Thanks Thor!
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Well,
looks like this is my ride.
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Hey, future cop,
where are you going?
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You know what.
Here, take my number.
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And use this phone to call me.
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It's a personal, transportable,
cellular telephone.
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It features 645 channel
capacity,
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10 number speed dial,
and an electronic security lock.
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This revolution in communication
could make it possible
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for more and more people
to have a phone in their car!
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80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC
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MUSIC FADES OUT
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TENSE MUSIC
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MUSIC FADES OUT
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Tank you.
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TENSE MUSIC
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I'm the greatest Kung Fu master
of all time,
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right guys?
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CROWD CHEERING AND WHISTLING
251
00:18:42,959 --> 00:18:46,167
HITLER
Thank you!
252
00:18:50,417 --> 00:18:54,376
TANK ENGINE REVVING
AND ACCELERATING
253
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:01,334
KUNG FURY
I'm disarming you.
254
00:19:01,334 --> 00:19:03,959
My arm! My arm!
255
00:19:04,417 --> 00:19:09,584
ARM MIMICS THE SOUND
OF A HELICOPER
256
00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:14,251
DULL THUD
257
00:19:14,251 --> 00:19:17,709
LOW INTENSE DRONE
258
00:19:17,876 --> 00:19:19,584
Kill him!
259
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:25,126
CLAMOR OF NAZI SOLDIERS
260
00:19:25,959 --> 00:19:30,501
NAZI SOLDIERS GROANING IN PAIN
AND KUNG FURY GRUNTING
261
00:19:46,751 --> 00:19:50,376
80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC
262
00:20:54,959 --> 00:20:57,417
You don't need that spine,
263
00:20:59,001 --> 00:21:01,084
it's holding your back!
264
00:21:03,084 --> 00:21:05,667
MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY
265
00:21:19,376 --> 00:21:23,667
SOFT, SAD MUSIC
266
00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:26,584
NAZI SOLIDERS GROANING
267
00:21:27,001 --> 00:21:29,626
KUNG FURY GROANING IN PAIN
268
00:21:31,751 --> 00:21:33,001
HITLER
A-ha!
269
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:34,042
Fuck you Kung Fury.
270
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:38,417
Now nothing can stop me
and my army of death.
271
00:21:38,417 --> 00:21:41,876
HITLER LAUGHING
AND CROWD APPLAUDING
272
00:21:41,876 --> 00:21:45,334
MUSIC BUILDS
273
00:21:46,584 --> 00:21:50,084
CROWD WHISTLING AND CHEERING
274
00:21:51,542 --> 00:21:53,334
Thank you guys!
275
00:21:54,209 --> 00:21:57,751
MUSIC BUILDS TO A CRESCENDO
AND THEN FADES OUT
276
00:21:57,751 --> 00:22:00,251
SOUNDS OF A STORM BREWING
277
00:22:00,251 --> 00:22:01,626
What the fuck?
278
00:22:01,626 --> 00:22:04,126
CROWD CHATTERING HYSTERICALLY
279
00:22:04,126 --> 00:22:08,834
THUNDER AND LIGHTENING
280
00:22:10,501 --> 00:22:13,126
LOW RUMBLING
281
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:19,667
THUNDER CLAPPING
282
00:22:19,667 --> 00:22:22,917
EERY ECHOING
283
00:22:27,126 --> 00:22:34,459
BEEPING AND WHIRRING
OF MACHINERY
284
00:22:40,209 --> 00:22:42,584
SILENCE
285
00:22:43,334 --> 00:22:47,292
NAZI SOLDIERS PRATTLING
AND LASER-RAPTOR SNARLING
286
00:22:47,292 --> 00:22:48,417
Kill them!
287
00:22:48,417 --> 00:22:52,626
80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC
288
00:23:17,376 --> 00:23:21,584
MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY
AND SHOOTING OF GUNS
289
00:23:22,292 --> 00:23:24,792
NAZI SOLDER SCREAMING
290
00:23:25,001 --> 00:23:30,542
80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC
KICKS BACK IN
291
00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:36,834
FUTURISTIC GUN SHOTS
AND CROWD SCREAMING IN AGONY
292
00:23:39,959 --> 00:23:41,501
MUSIC FADES OUT
293
00:23:41,501 --> 00:23:45,334
NAZI SOLDIER GROANING IN PAIN
294
00:23:45,334 --> 00:23:51,001
Alright Hitler, the gig is up,
show me your hands.
295
00:23:51,001 --> 00:23:57,334
CLANKING AND WHIRRING
OF MACHINERY
296
00:23:57,334 --> 00:24:00,126
TRICERACOP GRUNTING
IN CONFUSION
297
00:24:03,459 --> 00:24:05,292
BIRD CAWING
298
00:24:09,376 --> 00:24:13,876
TRICERACOP
Hackerman,
have you seen Kung Fury?
299
00:24:15,001 --> 00:24:18,834
HACKERMAN
Oh, no! We were too late.
300
00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:26,417
UPBEAT 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC
301
00:24:46,042 --> 00:24:48,667
MUSIC FADES OUT
302
00:24:48,667 --> 00:24:52,001
CARTOON KUNG FURY GRUNTS
IN CONFUSION
303
00:24:57,251 --> 00:24:59,084
Who the hell are you?
304
00:24:59,084 --> 00:25:01,876
My name is Cobra.
305
00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:06,084
I've been expecting you
Kung Fury.
306
00:25:06,084 --> 00:25:08,542
I'm your spirit animal.
307
00:25:08,542 --> 00:25:10,209
What the hell is this place?
308
00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:15,959
This is heaven,
I'm afraid you're dead.
309
00:25:16,292 --> 00:25:17,501
What?
310
00:25:17,501 --> 00:25:20,084
But it looks so real.
311
00:25:20,084 --> 00:25:24,501
Yeah, no it's totally real.
312
00:25:24,501 --> 00:25:26,417
Mr. Cobra, I'm a police officer.
313
00:25:26,417 --> 00:25:29,959
I need you to send me
back to earth, pronto.
314
00:25:29,959 --> 00:25:32,917
I'm sorry,
I can't help you with that.
315
00:25:32,917 --> 00:25:35,626
You see, you're dead.
316
00:25:35,626 --> 00:25:37,709
- You're under arrest!
- What?
317
00:25:37,709 --> 00:25:42,876
For obstruction of justice,
you're breaking the law!
318
00:25:42,876 --> 00:25:47,292
ACTION MUSIC
WITH DRAMATIC SINGING
319
00:25:49,792 --> 00:25:53,834
CARTOON KUNG FURY SCREAMING
AND MUSIC FADES OUT
320
00:25:57,501 --> 00:25:58,542
What the hell happened?
321
00:25:58,542 --> 00:26:02,292
I hacked away all of
your bullet wounds Kung Fury.
322
00:26:02,292 --> 00:26:03,084
Thanks!
323
00:26:03,084 --> 00:26:06,709
BIRD CAWING AND
LASER-RAPTOR SHRIEKING
324
00:26:16,292 --> 00:26:21,417
TENSE MUSIC
325
00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:30,209
I want to welcome you
and your friends to Germany.
326
00:26:32,084 --> 00:26:34,626
We are not so different,
you and I.
327
00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:39,042
I mean we both got
good style, you know?
328
00:26:39,042 --> 00:26:41,292
Red, you know?
329
00:26:41,542 --> 00:26:43,334
So, that's cool!
330
00:26:44,584 --> 00:26:48,542
We both like doing moves,
check it out!
331
00:26:48,542 --> 00:26:50,126
HITLER GRUNTS IN EXERTION
332
00:26:50,126 --> 00:26:55,792
And killing people, I love it,
you clearly do, too!
333
00:26:56,251 --> 00:26:58,209
And that's cool!
334
00:26:59,126 --> 00:27:00,042
Join me,
335
00:27:00,042 --> 00:27:03,584
we could be brothers,
we are so alike.
336
00:27:03,584 --> 00:27:07,126
It's almost like
we finish each other's...
337
00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:09,292
- Balls.
- What?
338
00:27:10,417 --> 00:27:14,084
HITLER GROANS IN PAIN
339
00:27:31,626 --> 00:27:33,917
Oh, my,
not much left of him is there?
340
00:27:33,917 --> 00:27:37,292
The important thing is that
he is gone.
341
00:27:37,834 --> 00:27:39,626
Sorry I doubted you Triceracop.
342
00:27:39,626 --> 00:27:41,876
You're the best damn partner
I've ever had.
343
00:27:41,876 --> 00:27:45,292
I came back in time
for you Kung Fury,
344
00:27:45,292 --> 00:27:47,917
because, damn it,
I love you.
345
00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:52,084
TRIUMPHANT 80'S
SYNTHPOP MUSIC
346
00:27:52,084 --> 00:27:56,251
Team work is very important.
347
00:27:56,876 --> 00:28:00,834
So, what happens now Kung Fury?
348
00:28:02,834 --> 00:28:06,167
Well, I need to
head back to the office.
349
00:28:06,751 --> 00:28:10,834
Looks like it's gonna be
hell of a lot of paperwork.
350
00:28:13,459 --> 00:28:18,459
TRIUMPHANT 80'S
SYNTHPOP MUSIC
351
00:28:23,334 --> 00:28:27,709
CAR HORNS HONKING
AND PEOPLE SCREAMING
352
00:28:29,001 --> 00:28:33,751
CAR HORNS HONKING
AND CAR ENGINE ACCELERATING
353
00:28:33,751 --> 00:28:34,792
Open the doors, Hoff.
354
00:28:34,792 --> 00:28:38,292
I'm sorry Fury,
I can't let you do that.
355
00:28:38,292 --> 00:28:39,376
Open the doors, Hoff!
356
00:28:39,376 --> 00:28:43,542
I'm sorry, I can't let you
open the doors Kung Fury.
357
00:28:43,542 --> 00:28:44,792
Goddammit, open the doors!
358
00:28:44,792 --> 00:28:48,459
- Sorry I can't--
- Open the doors!
359
00:28:48,459 --> 00:28:54,751
Did anyone ever tell you
not to hassle the Hoff 9000?
360
00:28:54,751 --> 00:28:58,251
Oh, Hoff 9000,
you son of a bitch.
361
00:28:58,251 --> 00:29:03,917
UPBEAT 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC
362
00:29:06,126 --> 00:29:13,542
INTERFERENCE IN MUSIC
COMING FROM RADIO
363
00:29:13,542 --> 00:29:15,459
Piece of shit.
364
00:29:15,459 --> 00:29:20,917
INTERFERENCE IN RADIO SIGNAL
365
00:29:20,917 --> 00:29:25,209
TENSE DRUM MACHINE MUSIC
366
00:29:31,292 --> 00:29:33,501
TRICERACOP Oh, my,
not much left of him is there?
367
00:29:33,501 --> 00:29:38,167
KUNG FURY
The important thing is that
he is gone.
368
00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:40,626
MUSIC BUILDS
369
00:29:50,376 --> 00:29:52,334
Game over.
370
00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:55,542
Wait a minute,
371
00:29:56,376 --> 00:29:59,626
I've seen that symbol before...
372
00:30:01,376 --> 00:30:03,334
somewhere.
373
00:30:12,751 --> 00:30:13,959
Hitler!
374
00:30:13,959 --> 00:30:15,959
BIRD CAWING
375
00:30:16,876 --> 00:30:21,167
TENSE MUSIC
376
00:30:21,501 --> 00:30:27,584
80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC
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