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Hi, I'm Kissa Sins. And I'm Adriana Cechek. And we're here for amissax .com.

And we're going to give you all our love.

Jonathan. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you. Happy

birthday, dear Jonathan.

Happy birthday to you.

Come on and make a wish, honey.

Come on, Jonathan.

Make a wish.

Yay!

Would you like to have your cupcakes for breakfast, darling?

Or would you like to open your present first?

He can't open any cupcakes. Not until you have your breakfast first.

Oh, come on. This is what I'm talking about. You baby the boy.

Let him do what he wants.

Thank you, but maybe Auntie is right. Maybe I'm a little too old for birthday

songs. Well, you're never too old for birthday songs, baby.

You're 31, and we think that... No, no, no, no.

No lectures on his birthday.

I think it's time he opens up his present now.

We're going to think you don't like it.

Mommy did not teach you to be an ungrateful little boy. You better smile

thank you.

It's a pocket pussy.

Not just any pussy, baby.

It was made from two of the classiest pussies in the whole world.

The perfect petals were molded from my body.

It's in the tight little pussy hole from your aunt.

We thought we might have a little conversation about you leaving the

But later is fine.

Why? Let's be up front and tell him why we got this gift for him.

Well, the two do seem to go hand in hand.

You've always been a late bloomer, but we think it might be time to leave the

nest.

Well, maybe not leave the nest, darling.

You know how I like you and your mommy.

You make mommy and auntie so proud of the success in your career.

What if you had some success in your personal life?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What are you talking about?

All your friends are getting married, dear.

Don't you want to meet that someone special?

Well... Not just any girl, darling. She has to be a lot like me.

Elegant, passionate, driven.

And aristocratic.

Or like your auntie, dear.

Artistic, vegan, contemplative, and progressive.

We know these qualities are hard to come by, but a man has to have a taste of

such qualities to know what to find.

Me and your mommy have put our special love juices inside of your present, and

it's still warm.

Aw, you speak to us.

Remember your manners, honey. You should say thank you.

So, you want me to put my dick inside of a plastic replica of your pussy?

Exactly. But dear, if you say another swear word in front of your auntie or

mommy, I... Jonathan!

You know you are not allowed to say swear words in this household.

See, this is exactly what I'm talking about.

You show me another man, 31 years old, living at home without a lady.

Who doesn't act like a heathen, and I'd be surprised.

I know, I know. But the boy can be reformed.

We're not going to give up on him.

Oh, baby.

I know it's your birthday.

I didn't really want to have this talk with you on that day, but... But it's

time. We believe in you.

We think you can go out and find a nice woman who's just like us.

You're right.

It's time for an intervention.

I'm sorry, Auntie and Mommy, but there's just not that many girls I'm interested

in that are interested in me.

You need to try harder, Jonathan.

Let her show you how good a real woman can feel and taste and give you more

drive. And more inspiration.

Come, come, come, come.

Relax. I know this is a lot to take in, but just let it go.

Come on, dear.

Come on. Dear, come on.

No, no, no, dear. Come on.

You can't experience us by looking at porno magazines and those floozies.

We need to show you how classy ladies do it.

Exactly.

Let mommy guide you.

Look, it's tedious. It's hard.

I just don't really know if this is right and if it's just the right thing

do.

There we go.

We're just going to help you. You know, you're going to find an elegant woman

just like us.

It's still warm.

Are you ready?

Do you want to do it, Auntie?

Here you go, son.

Come on, go ahead and do it.

It's okay.

We're just learning here.

He's a good boy, aren't you?

All right, I guess go ahead.

Okay.

Here we go. It's nice and wet for you.

Oh, hello.

How does that feel, dear?

It feels pretty good here. Can you let me do it at least? Oh, okay.

No, honey.

That's not how you do it. Yes, push it all the way down.

Maybe... Can you show him your pussy?

Maybe you need a little cork, I think. Right, I think you should show him

Are you sure this is... Well, here's your mother's vagina, dear.

Here. Show him.

Yes. Oh, there you are.

Yes, baby.

You came out of there.

See? Isn't it the same?

It kind of looks the same.

Yes, it is.

Happy birthday, dear. It's just the height, too. Now put it back in. All

all right. It doesn't make you too happy.

Let me do it. Let Auntie do it. Good.

There.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

so nice.

Doesn't that feel good?

Oh, dear.

That feels so good. It feels pretty good.

Yeah, it looks good, too. You must be out of the top of there.

Oh, you're so hard for mommy and auntie.

Oh, that's my very girthy boy.

I'm sorry about the gift you guys got me. Oh, no, it's good news.

You know what this means.

I know exactly.

We'll have to show you.

I think you should put your mouth on it.

My mouth?

Well, it's come through the top. How else will he learn?

True. Come on.

It's his birthday.

I really think the pocket pussy is good enough. I can definitely learn and try

with it. I don't think so.

Do you want to get a woman like your mom and your aunt or not?

I don't know. I would love to have a woman.

I don't know if this is not normal or... It's agitational, dear.

Oh, yes.

Oh, nice.

Oh, that

looks so lovely. Would you like to try it? Here, grab it.

What do you have in mind?

Since he broke this, I mean... We'll have to use one of our real pussies.

the only logical thing. I mean, it is molded after us. We might as well.

It's like he's already fucked it anyway.

I really don't think that's the same thing.

Well, I mean, you are so hard that you broke through the pocket pussy.

So I think it's only right that...

Don't worry. I don't have to put it in, dear.

You can just rub it on the outside just so you can feel the warmth.

Yeah. I don't know. Just think about this.

See? Feel the warmth?

Maybe you should put your foot down, too.

Do you want to help guard it?

I think I should.

I'm just not sure if this is...

This is okay.

Okay.

Oh, there it goes.

Isn't that nice?

Look at that, darling.

Good birthday, little spirit.

How do you like that, dear?

Do you like that?

Yes. I mean, it's just real good.

Doesn't it?

You just

look to pop out of every type of pussy.

I don't really see what this has to do with me getting a girlfriend.

Well, it's your birthday.

Oh, yes.

You definitely are my son.

It's like a puzzle piece.

It's great how family is.

Oh, you're making your auntie so nice now.

You know, my family's getting hurt.

Oh, yeah.

Such a good boy. You want to come inside of your mommy?

Yes, you do.

Yes, you do. I don't want to, but it does feel good.

Yeah, yeah.

I don't know if I'm going to be able to come inside of your mommy.

Oh, yes.

Come on, your mother. Oh,

yes.

What a good boy.

Oh, yes. Look at that.

birthday present.

Yes.

It's so nice what you've done for your mommy.

But you've been naughty for your auntie.

We're going to teach you that a woman always comes first. Yes, we are.

Give me some calm.

Come on.

I think so.

Stay with me.

It's my turn.

It's auntie's turn.

So now you need to compare the inside holes to your pockets.

There we go. There

we

go.

What a good boy you are.

You're definitely teaching them how good.

Yes, there we go.

Oh, shit.

Oh, no.

Fuck.

Good son.

Please don't do that again.

Oh,

shit. Oh, shit.

That was a good son.

You give us that birthday present back.

Yes, do it, do it, do it, do it.

Oh, shit.

Yes, Ray Perry.

Oh, shit.

respectable woman.

Happy birthday, dear.

Um, thanks.

On second thought, maybe you can stay, you know, with us.

I don't know. I'm thinking about trying to find my own place,

actually. No, no, no, darling.

You're best here with mommy. We're all the women you need, dear.

Thank you for playing with us at missax .com.

See you again soon.