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Ow!

That hurts!

You need to go to Bar Harbor Hospital for an endoscopy.

This could be a bowel obstruction.

What kind of business is this?

Well, I need another doctor to check my feet and another for my eyes.

Yes, that's exactly how it works.

Yes, you need to go to Bar Harbor right now

unless you've recently eaten fermented sewage.

There's my hand sanitizer.

Hello, welcome to Let's Unpack this with Elaine.

Today, let's see what we're unboxing.

Ooh, hand sanitizer.

Try again, honey.

No trying again.

We can't lose the practice time.

The sleep in is tomorrow.

The what?

The sleepover at the school, all the high schoolers, bring sleeping bags,

they play games.

Oh, there's always this amazing pillow for us.

I can do the wake-up call in the morning.

Stop that now.

Actually, you know what doc you should come

because a lot of adults actually do chaperone.

It's very fun.

It's a night to feel like a little kid again.

Why would anyone want to feel like a kid again?

Because they have happy memories?

Oh, I've never understood nostalgia.

Doc, I owe you a co-pay.

But I'm short this month.

No, please accept paradise payment.

She's a good chicken doc.

She's my best chicken.

Piper is the hell.

No.

No.

No.

And Otis go.

Wait, I've been looking for that.

Will you please pop the vehicle down?

Robert, what do you do here?

I could ask you the same question.

But, she's... Doc's got nothing like this.

Oh, my gosh.

Doc, these are your parents.

Hi, I'm there offspring.

Yes.

Where'd you go?

No, on time that it happened, it's attack on your genitals.

Just now.

It was my patient.

You don't have to do that.

Wow.

Yeah.

Wow, that is significant swelling.

Oh.

It's my decorator's own cream.

Should you do the trick?

What?

No, steroids shots at a scrotum's going to relieve the inflammation faster.

Yes.

But far more invasive to the patient.

A shot in my wear?

Would you rather have testicles the size of cantaloups for one day or one week?

What was that?

What?

My nuts are still burning.

You don't need a shot, Hub.

Send a prescription to the pharmacy.

Well, at least give them an ice pack to relieve the swelling.

Thanks, Doc.

It's Dr. Best.

Yeah.

Thank you so much for joining.

So, where do you guys stand?

At a hotel in Baja.

Yes, you should be staying here.

I could set up the guest room.

Oh, no, we're not out there.

We're second together, right?

Well, family time.

Yay.

I need to speak with you.

What could it be, my God?

My valve on stress reliever.

Are you just filming yourself unpacking things?

Yeah.

But, you know, in like a cute way.

This is very big right now.

Oh, you're adorable.

No.

But not as adorable as you think.

Oh, what?

Radical honesty.

It is the foundation of my psychiatric practice.

You're welcome.

Vanessa.

Oh.

Thank you.

Have you noticed anything off with Robert Limi?

No.

What do you mean?

The rigid movements, physical ticks.

I mean, his father had Parkinson's.

His mother had dementia.

He could have a neurological predisposition.

Your father is perfectly healthy, Martin.

And that's that.

So, thank you for seeing me, Louisa.

Of course, of course.

I have wonderful news.

Oh, we raised enough money to save the school.

Actually, you're the new principal.

Oh.

Congratulations.

Yeah.

I quit.

Oh, yeah, greener pastors.

And there's no one more deserving than you to be a new principal.

Oh, my, wow.

I gosh, have so many questions when, when, when with the start.

Immediately.

Oh.

Also, side note, the school is closing at the end of the semester.

School board just decided.

What?

Oh.

Wait, so, so, so you're just Bailey?

Yeah, but, but the, the sleeping is tomorrow night.

Oh.

Yeah.

Can you literally tell after to tell them?

What?

Or don't.

You know, you can let them finish the semester, send an email.

You know, they'll figure it out.

Wait, I have to send them an email?

Yeah, the principal, aren't you?

All right.

Who?

Almost forgot.

I don't even get the chair.

So, why are you here?

Out of the blue.

Well, we wanted to find out what you gave it all up for.

Then you had a flourishing career, a townhouse in Cambridge.

And now you're here with chickens and bugles and men with cantaloupe balls.

I needed a change of pace, a change of pace.

Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is for us?

Every event, all our peers, all our colleagues, they all want to know what happened.

What went wrong, your poor mother, she can't go to

the salon without being peppered with questions.

I'm desperate for a keratin treatment.

I know, sweetheart.

Well, I'm sorry, it's been so difficult for you.

And your hair.

Apologies.

Apparently, this was the only time the sink could be fixed to change the subject.

What happened?

I, um... Oh, this is in trouble for years.

Robert, what?

Your head?

What about my head?

Vanessa.

What?

I need to examine you.

Don't be ridiculous.

That's it.

That's it.

Get out.

Don't you think I should get out in it?

I'm out.

That's done.

And then you start doing this.

Oh.

You know, he can sleep through anything.

Come on.

What?

See?

He's fine.

Why did you see?

Damn it.

I, uh, I typically take my morning walk alone.

Well, I just thought I'd make sure you don't get lost.

Right here.

Sounds even smaller than I remember.

Just as ridiculous.

Who's dog is that?

Why is it following us?

Well, I have no idea.

Never seen that dog before in my life.

I have filthy beasts.

Robert, where did you go last night?

Up the stairs.

Turned left and under the duet.

But that's not true.

I saw you get in the car.

Do you not remember?

Listen, I'm still your father.

If I say I didn't go out, I didn't go out.

Well, I'm sorry, but I just... filthy Monroe.

Well, he has a point.

Shoot.

Just... shoot.

But Jamas, I'm charming.

Why?

It's sleep in day.

Um, beats nudity day.

No, that's next month.

Can't eat.

I remember my sleep in.

Pamela Carrot kissed me in the seven minutes and having closet.

Eh.

With tongue.

Doc, what's favorite school memory of yours?

The day I left.

Because I like being a grown-up.

Wearing grown-up clothes and doing grown-up things.

What do we have?

A stethoscope.

Wow.

Get me that.

Ha.

Ha.

Sarah.

Oh!

My nasty brother and his witchy wife are coming to see me.

I haven't seen them in 11 years.

They're up to something.

Or they just miss you?

No.

No.

No.

They're about as warm as freezer burn.

Here.

Try the school sheets.

Hmm.

What is in that?

That smells like feet.

Truffle oil.

Well, save yourself the trouble.

That tastes like fruit.

An old chef friend of George's just got a Michelin star.

It's time that I challenge myself again.

So for tonight, at the sleeping, I'm taking polenta and sun-dried tomato

croquettes, lamb chops, which is sheetle chimichur.

We're talking for teenagers, right?

From Portland.

I need to spread my culinary wings.

Teenagers.

From Portland.

You know, what do I even bother?

Pearls before swine.

Pearls before, oh, no, no, no.

I didn't mean you brisket.

I meant you.

I had George make us a little... something.

Looks edible.

I should just look sick.

I remember when you used to eat your boogers.

I never did.

I can't imagine you both growing up in Portland.

Going to the blueberry festival.

After we left, we never looked back.

Why would we?

Yeah, all right.

The past is the past.

Better just sweep it all under the rug, right?

Sarah, you're tough act.

Does not mask your deep regret and shame about your life choices.

If anything, it emphasizes it.

Shut up, Vanessa.

And while we're on the subject of radical honesty, how about this one?

Why are you here?

I'm decided to sell a house.

My house?

My house.

Someone's left at me.

I'm the eldest son.

I directly asked you.

You can't do this.

Why now?

Because it's time for us to retire.

Travel the world.

So you're off on a safari looking at the zebras.

Well, I'm back here living on the street, licking donuts out of a dumpster.

And you're welcome to buy the house from here if you can.

How would I pay for that in lobsters?

Feel like.

I know you've had it harder than most.

But that doesn't give you an excuse to be cruel.

Oh, Sarah, you bring that up.

This has nothing to do with that.

You mean her.

Vanessa, we're leaving.

Come on.

And Sarah, I could feel like to buy a chip in, make up the rest after you're saving.

No.

I'm not taking charity from my nephew.

Go on.

Get out.

What happened?

Oh, I swerved to avoid a squirrel.

Since one of you cared about squirrel.

Wait.

Are you Lauren's parents?

I'm his best friend.

Sheriff Mark.

You don't seem remotely intelligent enough to be Martin's peer.

That's a good one, Mrs. B.

I could see what Marty gets a sense of humor.

Wow.

Look at this family moment.

Bring it in.

Bring it in for a big hug.

Yes.

Wow.

Okay.

Okay.

Back to business.

It seems as though your insurance has expired.

Sure.

Oh, no, there's a mistake.

Did you forget to pay the bill?

No, no.

No, I paid the bill that's been a mistake, didn't you hear me?

Probably.

Anyway, so if we're finished here...

Dog scene.

Come on, get in the car.

Dog junior.

Come on.

There.

A clock.

I am absolutely fine.

There's no need for all this, no need.

Something's not right.

You're falling asleep during the day.

You're out at night.

Even if you won't admit it, what's going on?

All right, don't tell your mother this, but I'm on a new medication.

It keeps me awake at night.

So sometimes I drive around a little if I can't sleep.

That's all.

That's why you left the other night?

Yeah.

You crashed bumped up bush.

What's the medication for?

An enlarged prostate.

It's a new alpha-reductase inhibitor.

What's the name of the drug?

It's called... You can't remember.

Of course I can remember.

I just can't recall it this minute.

Fine.

I'll go check the bottle myself.

It's in your suitcase?

No, I took the last one this morning throughout.

But you need to take it daily.

Yeah, I ordered a refill.

I picked it up later today.

What's the name of the local pharmacy?

Sally's.

This inquisition is over.

Stamps.

Maybe I'll use one someday.

Let's see what's that.

It's Vanessa.

Doc, just stomach pain.

It's gotten worse.

I think I'm dying.

Hey, let me examine you.

I'm a gastric surgeon.

That's my specialty.

Farley, you need to go to bar-bar-bar.

I'm a gastric surgeon.

You need to go to bar-bar-bar.

I'm a gastric surgeon.

You need to go to bar-bar-bar-bar.

I said to go to bar-bar-bar.

Duh.

Duh.

Eh.

Eh.

What is that?

No, I'm surprised.

Oh, yeah.

Trick aphasia.

What?

It's a hairy... Take it away.

It's a compulsive disorder where the patient pulls out and consumes their own

hair forming an obstruction in the stomach called a trichobezo, a hairball.

Can I go now?

Yes, to bar-harbor for endoscopic removal.

That is just the tip of the iceberg.

I'll call them myself.

Here's your hat.

Uh, once your name, you want to clear that up at some high-genia.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, my gosh, I caught all of that.

I'm going viral!

I'm looking viral!

Is this what you're going to do with your life?

What?

Well, you could create art.

Work that stirs the soul instead of broadcasting literal trash.

Is that what you want to do?

Be a garbage person?

Vanessa.

That's enough.

No, Doc, please.

It's fine.

It's fine.

It's got, um, got thick skin.

You know, like a rhino.

Well, hello, talk to your best.

How can I help you?

We had to pick up some pills for Robert Best.

Nothing's been called in for that.

Are you sure?

Yes.

But now I know where you get your looks.

Robert's got vavavu.

Can we not today?

Okay, fine.

But wait.

How would you know?

About the vavavu.

He came in early this morning, about some minutes for his flip phone.

Is what?

Looks like Daddy's got a burner phone.

Get your coffee, folks.

Extra caffeinated.

Hey, we've built all night long.

Got to stay up.

I can't believe it's the last one.

I know.

For one day.

Done?

Come on, guys.

Last one.

Oh, this building holds the childhoods of the whole town.

All the memories are here.

Oh, gosh.

I remember my sleeping.

Danny Carlin.

My name is so hard to pee on his leg.

Okay.

Thank you so much for coming early to help set up.

Now remember, no matter how sad we are, that our beloved

historic magical welcoming and accepting school is closing.

We're doing this for the kids.

So, so let's make this one of the best nights.

They're a little Portland day lives.

Okay?

Hell, yeah.

Let's make this the best sleep in Portland is ever seen.

Thank you, Mark.

Okay.

Head quarters are this way.

I think you'll remember the memory tree.

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Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Where does it divide our pictures?

Hey.

Ahem.

Senior play.

Hey.

What's wrong?

You have viral today.

And I know.

Do you think that I'm like a garbage person?

Whoa.

What?

Like someone that just puts more stupid crap into the world?

I love your shows.

Look!

Jorg alert!

Smart historic in Port Winde.

Oh, not the smartest.

Oh, you've had perfect scores on your SATs in math and English.

You know the scores are good for five years, right?

This is smart.

Wow.

I can't believe this will all be over.

I love this school.

Everything about it.

I even love the school song, you know?

I know it's corny, but like, made me feel so strong and proud.

Like, I could overcome any obstacle.

Kind of feel like maybe we shouldn't have gotten back together.

What?

Saved ourselves those eight years.

Mark, Mark, you can't mean that.

I do, though, because it's like, what's the point of

having all those happy memories if they're just over?

Stop beating yourself up over that sweetie.

Martin, we're going out for a snack.

Yeah, apparently you don't eat anything.

Nothing but blueberries and ketchup in there.

Who eats that?

I'm glad you called.

This is Dr. Martin Best.

Dr. Robert Best's son, who is this?

Does it bother you not having a living room?

You never grew out of the fidgeting, I see.

I won't ask you something and I want you to be honest.

Okay.

Who's Francesca?

What?

Francesca, who is she?

Have you been going through my mind?

Are you having an affair?

Oh, what?

An affair?

No.

I would never.

You're confusing me with your answer.

What?

What is that, Robert?

What's going on?

What's going on?

Is we're leaving.

We'll go pack.

Of course, dear.

Martin, what have you done?

Yeah, last one ever.

Hey, no running.

Okay.

Okay, maybe I'll go.

What are your PJs?

I'm so cute.

If it's meet them, why is it green?

It's a chimichurri sauce.

It's chimney, gross.

Oh, you did not.

Oops.

Where's normal food?

Like, no.

Oh, you think it's new?

No, I won't.

I won't.

You don't.

You don't.

You don't.

Put the dip down, dear.

Put the dip down.

Oh, my gosh, don't think there's love on your face.

Come on, get some air.

I'm trained now.

What's that?

Between us.

Keep it quiet.

Thank you.

Forgot my... I just... It's what the kids want.

Yeah.

Traitor.

Jimmy gross.

Jimmy gross.

It does me, ladies.

Make me shine so bright it blinds you.

It's cold.

You have to pack some punch.

Bring it on.

Maybe too much sugar.

Yes, what time it is.

Maybe too much coffee.

Last year's winner, Britney Perkins has hidden the mosquito.

Remember, it can be anywhere in the school and whoever

finds it first will be the skater leader until next year.

Yeah.

Maybe not until next year.

You know what, guys?

Just... just try and soak up every moment of this.

Every memory.

Every smell.

Are we gonna get started or what?

It's too dark and dangerous.

Exactly.

It's the one place I know what I should think to look.

Okay.

Mark.

Why don't you find it?

Okay, okay.

Thank you.

Yes, it hurts me.

It's in time.

Mark, how you doing?

What do you mean?

I'm good.

I'm so good.

What do you ask?

Well, you have a wire.

That is all good.

Hey, did anybody find the mosquito yet?

That is such a good game.

Yeah, yeah.

What's happening?

Can you hold this phone just right there?

Thanks.

Mark, you're in shock and when it wears off, you might feel the shot.

What would I be his shot?

You don't know what you're talking about.

Have you tried George's lamb chops?

They were weird.

Is there any more coffee?

I'm just going to cut your shirt open a little so I can better examine you, okay?

How long until the ambulance comes?

I don't know.

There's an accident up the coast.

Damn it.

What is it?

I'm worried about inner abdominal bleeding.

I'm worried about any debate.

Nice.

Funny.

Hell.

We're going to call it your damn father.

He's in here.

Move, move, move.

I've got the doctor.

Here we have got him.

I've got him.

What have you done here?

Let's have a look.

Oh boy.

Hey, Doc.

Oh, Doc's seeing you.

What are you guys doing here?

You tried George's lamb chops?

Hey, stop talking.

All right.

Yeah, this guy's going to need intravenous

antibiotics once we remove that foreign object.

You're not thinking of extracting him here.

Remove what could cause hemorrhaging we should wait for the ambulance.

Ordinarily yes, but with the late emergency services

along we leave at the greater the risk of infection.

Doc's, hey, no need for a long back.

I think I'm understanding now where you were talking about about the shock one.

Hey, do you know what my mom is?

My mom here.

Do you know my mom?

Because somebody, please get my mom.

Yeah, I'll get her.

Thank you.

I'm going to sit back at her.

Sarah's getting your mom.

Okay.

Sarah's getting your mom.

Excuse me.

What's going on?

What's going on?

Do we do anything?

Just hold my hand.

Okay.

Well, the obstruction doesn't appear to have pierced the gastric wall.

So we should go ahead and remove it right away.

And I disagree.

We should cut the wire, leave it in, and wait till we can get to a proper O.R.

and bar harbor.

Cut the wire, cut it with what?

That's the most idiotic thing I ever heard.

Well, I... I just think that the room's not sanitary and there'll be a lot of... Yeah.

Look.

Oh, obviously.

What do you get scared of a bit of blood, doctor?

Is my mom here?

Because it's starting to come.

No, no, no, no.

She's here.

She's here.

It's okay, Markey.

I love you, baby.

It's going to be... Oh, okay.

Okay, Mom.

Jesus.

Does everybody crazy here?

Oh, Markey.

Well, we could do it your way.

I'm calling a car.

No, no.

Your plan it is.

Well, excuse this, doc, get me off this thing.

Okay.

I have to wait for the anesthetic to take.

Hey, doc, seeing you.

If you get this out of me without losing my liver,

I'll wave that speeding ticket from the other night.

I'm speeding ticket with one outside of the casino.

I'm listening to them.

It's obviously delirious.

The casino.

You unpaid bills, phone calls.

You've been gambling, haven't you?

Oh, grow up.

We all blow off steam in our own way.

I play a little back around.

And I bet on Japanese baseball.

Robert.

Been staying up all night.

That's why you're so tired falling asleep during the day.

There's no new medication.

You just can't stop.

Can you just...

I wonder what this has to do with the things to get out of my stomach.

We still have to wait for the anesthetic to kick in.

Who's Frances?

She places my bets for me, all right?

Just satisfied.

Francesca, the woman we wired $10,000 to for life insurance.

All right, guys, can we maybe do this later?

That's why you need an serious house, isn't it?

How much have you lost?

A lot.

Oh, my God, Robert.

And the ticks?

This from extreme stress, right?

Yeah, well, my doctor might have said something about that.

This is more defined, Robert.

I'm so quickly...

You know me.

Oh, my gosh, can we make this another time?

Talk about needing to unpack this.

Fuck.

Hey, I'm not a suck anymore.

I'm in pale.

I'm in pain.

Oh, and I'm freaking out.

Mark, even with the anesthetic, he's still going to hurt.

I need you to calm down.

Calm down now.

I stopped lowering like a school girl.

Oh, man, keep it quiet.

There's no way to talk to a patient and distress.

The patient needs to shut up, because I can't concentrate.

Well, he's not just a patient.

He's a person.

Oh.

Does anyone know anything that will calm down?

I do.

Mark.

Though the path went far and high, we will travel together.

Though the river's deep and wide, we will forge a path together.

Or we are the students.

That's it, Mark.

Just focus on the song.

Just focus on the song.

Make the world a brighter, better place.

Can we listen to our teachers and we study history?

Thank you.

And can we feel the glory to achieve our history?

For we are the students a poor, when day, when we

learn to make the world a brighter, better place.

A brighter, better place.

Yeah.

That's a lot of blood.

That's a lot of blood.

I'll be right back.

Thank you.

Thank you, Mark.

Thank you.

Martin?

Hey.

It's Louisa.

It's me.

Okay.

Hi.

You're going to be okay.

Yeah, just breathe.

Look at me.

Oh.

Martin, you've got to do something about this.

I've been trying exposure therapy leaving Biles a blood around.

Who?

Yes.

Not even helping.

Can I do anything?

He's just stay here.

Please.

Yeah.

I think I understand you more now.

I'm seeing your parents.

Oh.

Yeah.

I breathe.

I think.

What is it?

I've been trying to get through the sleep and make everybody happy.

But I'm sad.

I don't want to put on a smile.

I want to be sad about the school closing.

I want to feel sad.

I want to talk about it.

Remember the good times and the not so good times.

If I don't, it feels like it never happened.

Unless what my parents did after the accident, we stopped talking.

Forged through and pretended everything was fine.

You don't have to be like that.

Like them.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

It's the seven minutes in heaven closet.

Right.

You're crazy.

Hey.

Come on back.

Okay.

Let us out.

Not until you give.

Nice.

The EMT has just got here.

They are hot.

Oh my god.

E.

I got to see those EMTs.

You know.

So yes.

I'm stood.

Thank you.

Wow.

That was a good shot.

Are you okay?

I don't need your pity.

How about another piñata?

That I would take.

After all these years, I'm supporting him.

And this is what I get.

Humiliated.

What a cliche.

The champion of radical honesty.

And I couldn't even see what was going on with my own husband.

Now everyone will get a good laugh over that.

Look, I don't know what you're going through.

But I do know how it feels when everyone can see your worst moments.

When your personal life is on display.

And all I can say is that you have a pass.

You're kind.

Genuine kindness is rare.

He'd be a fool not to love you back.

What?

I may not know what's going on in my own home, but I can tell.

You're in love with my son.

Good luck.

The best man.

We're difficult.

Do you really do this every year?

Yeah, yeah.

Thank God it's the last one.

And Sarah.

Why did I stop coming to see you years ago?

No boy.

Why are you asking this now?

I don't know.

I've always wondered and I just want to know.

I was having an affair with a married man.

He was the principal here.

And your father said I was making a fool of myself and was ruining the family name.

And that if I didn't stop seeing him, that you wouldn't let you visit anymore.

So that's why you stopped coming in the summers.

Because I chose him.

I chose the man.

Who are you?

What?

Why are you smiling like that?

I always thought you just got sick of me.

And you've been carrying this all these years.

Well, I'm not everyone's cup of tea.

So what happened to him?

Well, though I found out and they moved away.

So...

lose, lose.

Can you ever forgive me?

No.

Because there's nothing you need to be forgiven for.

I wouldn't go that far.

It's just a hug.

I'm not going to squeeze you to death.

It's debatable.

Mark, how are you feeling?

I almost died.

And I would have died mad at the person who knows me best in the world.

It's time for me to move on.

It almost makes it worth getting impaled.

Not really, but off.

Hey, partner.

Hey, yes.

You saved my life.

It's all my best, bud.

You're welcome.

All right, now let me go.

This one.

Perfect potato, salmon, creme fraiche.

It's genius, Georgie.

These kids do not know what they're missing.

Thank you.

I might have overreacted to Dante getting Michelin Star.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

I see.

No.

I'm George.

George.

What?

Yes, you're not.

That's wonderful.

Where's Vanessa?

Inside plotting her revenge.

She'll never forget me, you know.

She might.

Maybe you should talk.

There's nothing to talk about.

Wow, of course.

Past is in the past, right?

Oh, don't you start, too.

Why don't you think it's odd?

Beth, you never talked about what happened.

Not once.

I'll never never held a pity party.

It's not a pity party.

Stop it.

That's the problem.

What are you saying?

I'm saying that I can't remember.

The last time you said my sister's name.

Don't be ridiculous, of course I have.

Then say it.

I have nothing to prove to you.

You can't say it, can you?

Say it.

Say it.

Say it.

Say her name.

And I cannot.

And I will not talk about her.

We're leaving, Robert.

I'm driving.

Goodbye, Martin.

I'm sorry.