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Emily,

what are you doing here?

Hey, Daddy.

It's so good to see you again.

Where's Jane?

Is everything okay?

Well, yes. You already know Jane. She's being a total brightzilla, taking care

of the cakes and the flowers and everything else.

She was telling me how much of a big help you were with all the wedding

preparations.

Yeah, I'm so proud of you, sweetie.

Well, I'm trying, but we both know Jane.

and nothing's ever good enough.

Do I detect a little bit of jealousy there? Do you wish you were the one

married?

Maybe just a little, but I want to marry a guy just like you.

No one I ever date ever lives up to you, Dad.

You know, you're going to have to call me the stepdad at the wedding.

We both know how jealous your real dad gets.

Well, our real dad is a total loser, and besides, you're the one that takes care

of us.

You know, why don't you come in, sit down, and you can tell me all about your

wedding preparations.

Okay.

You

know,

it's a bit of a shame that Jane didn't

want our bachelorette party. I know you were really looking forward to it.

Yeah, well, I am her maid of honor, so that would have been my main

responsibility.

But we both know Jane.

She always gets what she wants.

It's her big day, okay? Just be happy for her.

I am, but I'm also almost 25 years old, and I'm starting to wonder if I'm ever

going to get my big day. You know, my chance to be the center of attention.

How about right now?

What do you mean?

Well, pretend that today is your big day and you're the center of attention.

Oh, you're the best, Dad. Thanks. No, no, no. I mean it.

What can I do to cheer you up?

Well, there is one idea that could be fun.

Okay, let's hear it.

No, it's dumb.

Actually embarrassed I brought it up.

Come on, out with it.

We both know I've seen you do way more embarrassing things.

Well, it's for Jane's honeymoon.

They're going to Tahiti, right?

Yeah, Tom's parents paid for a really expensive resort and it has a bungalow

the water.

A bungalow? Wow, amazing.

Yeah, so Jane was worried about fitting in with all the rich people and she

didn't want to let Tom down.

So that's what I've been doing this week.

She sent me out to get the perfect outfits for her perfect honeymoon.

I'm sure whatever you got is great and that she'll love it.

I mean, I hope so.

I got all these outfits for the trip and now I'm starting to wonder if they're

even going to work.

So I was thinking maybe I could try them on for you and you could see if they

work or not.

Oh.

I'm not a fashion kind of guy, sweetie.

Oh, come on. I know you're my stepdad, but you're still a guy, and so is Tom.

So if you like it, he definitely will.

There's a big difference. I mean, James' husband -to -be is like a young, hip

dude, and I'm just some, like, old stepdad.

Old? Come on. You can never be old.

Come on, please?

Look. I know if you really like these, then Jane is going to have a really big

boost confidence for her honeymoon.

Come on, Daddy.

Come on. I have a really good model walk.

Look, let me show you.

Cute, but I don't know, Emily.

Look, I learned this one on RuPaul's Drag Race.

Encore. Really?

Come on, I really think you're going to like this.

I don't know.

Come on, baby. Can we go to the movies or do anything else? You did say we

do anything I wanted to do today.

Okay. Okay, sweetie.

Let's do it. Thank you, daddy.

Of course.

Okay, now you go look in the bedroom while I get changed.

The bedroom?

Yeah.

I can't keep walking up and down the stairs each time, can I?

No, I suppose not.

That's right, silly.

Now go in the bedroom and get ready for the most perfect honeymoon fashion show.

As ready as I'll ever be.

Well, they're going to be going to a fancy dinner party, so I thought this

appropriate.

I took the tags off, but I could always return them if you don't like it.

Well, it... Oh no!

You don't like it, do you?

No, no, no.

It's perfect, honey.

I think you look...

Perfect.

Do you think Jane will be able to fit in with all the other wives?

Oh, without a doubt.

I think it's a little too long, though.

You know, it's a tropical vibe, so I was thinking shorter.

Like this.

What do you think?

You said it's a classy resort, right? And I think that might make her look a

little cheap.

Cheap? Or do you think she's going to look slutty?

No, I don't think anyone will think that she's a slut.

I'm just saying I like it, you know, how it is.

Are you sure?

I can always get a hint, like, that... Whoa.

Stop, Emily. I said that I like it, and it's nice. You know, just go ahead and

try the next one.

Yes, sir.

Whatever you say, Daddy.

So, there's going to be a lot of parties on the island, and I was thinking this

would be good whenever she goes out dancing.

Yeah, it looks really nice, dear.

I was a little worried about what you said before, you know, about her looking

like a slut.

You don't think this is too slutty?

No! No, I mean, it looks, uh...

Looks, uh, youthful and fun. I'm sure it'll be great.

I mean, this fabric just feels amazing on me. And I just love this color.

Doesn't pink look good on me? I mean, obviously it looks good on Jane, too,

it just looks amazing.

Um, are you okay, Daddy?

Yeah, I'm fine. I'm good. You know, let's just keep going. Are you sure?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm good.

Yep, you go ahead and try on the next outfit.

Okay, I think you're really going to like this next one.

Okay.

Whoa, honey, I thought you were gonna be in clothes, not lingerie.

Oh, no, Daddy.

This isn't Jane's honeymoon lingerie. She's picking that up herself tomorrow.

This is just so that she can relax at the hotel room at night.

You know, think.

Elegant, classy, married lady pajama.

I mean, do you think he'll love it?

It's just super classy and super elegant and...

I think it's perfect for Tom since, you know, he's super conservative.

I mean, you can't even see my ass unless I hike it up and bend over.

Whoa, stand up, stand up, sweetie.

Don't be silly, Daddy. This is what she's not going to be doing.

All right.

I mean, do you think I should keep it?

I think this looks so good.

If you're my husband, would you like it on me?

I think that he will love it.

And, honey, you did such a great job with all of your...

Your outfit selections.

I just, I don't know if I should be doing this. I should probably go. No,

There's only one more left.

You know, I don't know, darling. I should probably... Please, please,

The last one is the most important one. You have to stay.

Okay. Okay, one more. Last one.

You're the best, Daddy. Thank you.

So, they're going to be at the beach most of the time, so this is going to be

her outfit.

Honey, you look absolutely stunning.

All the other husbands on the island are going to be jealous.

Of Jane, I meant.

Thank you, Daddy.

I'm just, you know, really glad that you like it.

What's wrong?

Are you okay?

No, no, no, no. It's nothing to do with you, sweetie.

Then tell me.

Then what is it?

Nothing. Nothing.

Come on, Daddy. You can trust me.

Well, you know, you looked stunning, and our little Janie's

being married off, and it reminded me of your mom.

Oh, her.

Yeah, see, that's why I didn't want to bring it up.

Okay, Daddy.

I'm here. You can tell me anything.

Well, you know, your mom and I had a lot of good times and we loved each other.

Before she left you for that stupid biker asshole.

I don't know. Maybe I wasn't good enough for her or something.

No.

You were just too good for her.

I mean, that's why Jane and I stayed.

You just took such good care of us.

I tried my best.

Well, do you want to know a secret?

Sure.

Well, I've always dreamed about marrying a man like you.

You're just so strong, and you always make me feel so safe.

Thank you, sweetie. That's really nice of you to say.

Do you want to know something else?

What?

Well, this.

This is kind of like our own little honeymoon.

That's really sweet of you to say.

You know, once you and Janie are married off, you won't be able to cuddle like

this. Why not?

I love to cuddle my daddy.

Because it's inappropriate, and this is kind of the stuff you only do with your

husband.

But it feels so good.

Yeah, but we shouldn't be doing it.

Why not, Daddy?

Doesn't it feel good for you?

It does.

You know, but it's not right.

You said I reminded you of Mom, right?

Yeah. Well, why don't I remind you of the good times instead of the bad times

you had?

Please.

Please, Daddy. Kiss me.

Kiss me like... You're my husband -to -be.

I don't... Sweetie.

I'm not sure, though, sweetie.

Oh, gosh.

I'm dying to do this, Daddy.

My dear.

Sweetie. What? This is so wrong. I don't... Oh, come on, Daddy.

You know you like it.

It is fun kissing.

Mommy, just treat you right.

Don't you want that?

Shh, stop, stop.

God, dad, you're so hot.

I just dream about you every night.

You're lying.

I'm not.

Sweetie, no.

Kissing's cool, but I don't think we should.

Come on, Dad. I can just feel how hard your dick is for me.

It's really fucking hard. You're really hot.

Yeah? Yeah.

Come on. Let's have some fun.

I don't know, sweetie.

Yes, you do.

Are you sure, though, sweetie?

Yes. It could ruin our relationship.

We've been dying to do this for a long time.

I think it's time.

My tiny little hand just wrapped around that cock of yours.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Oh, this is fucking crazy.

Oh my God. Do you like that?

It's so good, baby. Yeah. How about this?

Oh my God.

Yes, Johnny.

It's so wrong.

But it's so right.

It's hot.

Let's take a moment.

You're so fucking nice.

You're such a pretty girl.

You look so good with my cock in your mouth. Yeah.

Your cock.

It just feels good deep in my mouth.

Your cock. Yeah.

God, you're so fucking hot.

Daddy, just give me goosebumps all around.

Oh, God.

This is hard.

Oh,

yes,

Daddy.

Oh,

my God. It feels so good.

So when we quit like that.

I'm going to drop this experiment.