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What kind of fashion show is that?

I looked the same at my prom

when I was swimming in the river,

lost my skirt and then put a plastic bag instead.

- Good morning everyone. - Hello.

Me and Ivan Davidovich have exciting news for you.

The thing is that Nikita's proposal was so romantic

that we decided that the wedding should be held in two days.

- Hurrah! - Congratulations.

ANGELICA

What do you mean in two days?

Why are you worried? The restaurant, party,

all this knick-knackery is paid for already.

A couple of signatures and envelopes are left.

Can you adopt me? My parents won't mind.

- And my granddad, too. - What's your name?

- Kristina. - It's interesting.

So, the restaurant is De Lisseur.

Every dishwasher there has two degrees each.

Maybe we didn't plan to celebrate it in a restaurant?

The whole elite goes there.

Slava Piterskiy made his clip there.

Well done. Come on. It's a wedding.

Everything should be great, including the restaurant.

They still register your marriage without posh restaurants, don't they?

We'll register it right in a restaurant.

By the way, it was very difficult to make this date

available for us.

They used to be more cooperative for 40 000 rubles.

Well, I did the most important thing for our bride.

I've chosen the dress. Now we have to try it on. Let's go.

Hold on.

Have you thought about the way I'll get married?

I'm skinny.

When grandma was getting married she was fat.

And then stayed skinny forever.

So, thank you very much.

But we decided to slow the things down

with a marriage with Nikita.

Quiet! The exam is on.

Okay Timur. It's a mock essay.

So enrollees understand how exams are held.

So, don't worry.

Why are you so worried?

I don't know. Everything should be fine.

Alla Viktorovna and Margarita Sergeevna will assess the answers.

They are objective and unbiased teachers.

Hello Alla Viktorovna. Won't you assess the answers with Margarita Sergeevna?

Yeah, we were supposed to

but Margarita Sergeevna got intoxicated.

Roman Alekseevich will replace Margarita Sergeevna.

Well, now objectivity is questionable.

And you said art school was useless.

If you drop out, you'll paint pictures on Arbat.

Ul', why do you need all this?

For someone to think that she can get married.

Can't she?

She can. But with some serious consequences.

- Children? - Come on, hurry up.

Well, this is in case someone asks you.

They will. If you have lots of pens they'll ask you for sure.

This is in case you'll get thirsty.

This is in case you'll get hungry.

This is sedative. Right, it's for me.

This is Vitamin B. It improves your brain work.

Thank you Zhenya.

Please, only exam takers in the audience.

It's just a mock. Don't panic.

I'll be panicking behind the door.

Lika.

I was at your attic to look for some old furniture.

It's for my flat, I mean the one I'm renting, anyway.

Look what I found.

This is my granny's diary.

Where did you get it? I thought granny burned it down.

Your granny had everything planned.

There was a secret place in the box, that was in an old wardrobe.

And this fell from that box.

You can't even imagine what you found.

Sorry, I accidentally looked inside. There your granny gives a description

of her amazing wedding.

And the most important thing is. Spoiler.

It doesn't matter whether you'll be fat or skinny on your wedding.

It means I'll be the most beautiful bridesmaid.

- It means that wedding will take place. - I said so.

Hurrah! I'll go and call your mum.

There's so much to do.

We have to get ready for an auction, we have to buy a round loaf.

I have to kiss whatman paper with different lipsticks.

- How did it go? - Great.

- Was is hard? - I improvised a lot and wrote a lot.

- Were there many questions? - None. Just the writing part.

There will be in the exam for sure.

That's why it's important that Alla Viktorovna asks you them.

Not Roman Alekseevich.

Otherwise it'll be more like an interrogation.

Look. Medieval wedding.

Castles, carriages.

Looks like that those carriages were the places where they were having...

What? It would take you ages to get to a restaurant.

Why not to have, you know.

Get off me, please.

Let me go. You're interrupting me.

I'm preparing a dream wedding for my friend.

I can only imagine to have this one.

What kind of wedding do you imagine for us?

Me?

The same you're racking your brain over for Vershinina.

We'll have the same. Even better.

But just in a year or two.

We just have to save a little.

But actually

I've dreamt about a nice wedding since my childhood.

What are you doing?

I'll start saving now.

Come to me.

You found this diary just in time.

Otherwise, the wedding would be ruined.

I was also thinking about the way we'll go to a restaurant.

- Shall we rent a limousine? - Limousine it is.

Maybe we can wait for Nikita?

He'll come home from work and we'll discuss everything.

- A limousine, exactly! - A limousine with sunroof.

With a sunroof, yes.

I'll come out and shout:

my babe is getting married.

We didn't plan to have a limousine.

The Potapovs have the longest limousine in Moscow. One of the two here.

After assassination attempt he doesn't use it at all.

Okay. We'll need something else.

50 doves and a cake.

- A big one, about 1,5 meter. - Mum.

Please, stop.

I told you I'm against a luxurious wedding. I don't need this.

Moreover, Nikita doesn't have money right now.

He and his parents won't feel comfortable if you pay for everything.

What do you mean if? We've already paid for everything.

And, sorry, but I'm your mother

and I want everything to get done properly.

- Do I ask a lot? - It's nothing.

No, I'm not rejecting your help.

I just want everything to be economical.

Moreover, when I was picturing my wedding in my childhood, I dreamt about....

I'm sure that all your dreams came true.

I was doing some research all night. It says here that...

Well, great. It's an A.

Hello Roman Aleksandrovich.

- Alekseevich. - Right.

They ask you to come to the Dean's office.

There's some problem with documents.

What do they want from me? What a nonsense.

Well, I'm just a messenger. They just asked me to tell you.

Gena.

It's not me. You know. They told me, I told you.

Gennadiy, it's a good thing you did now.

It just looks different. Thank you.

I don't need your thank you.

We had a deal.

Okay. Go, go.

Open the door.

It's not funny.

I won't let you Roman Alekseevich flunk Timur in the exam.

It's mean.

It's so beautiful here. But quite expensive, I guess.

And I didn't plan to have a fluffy dress.

I just wanted to wear some white sundress. Not more expensive than 3000 rubles.

You'll wear a white sundress to the countryhouse. This is wedding.

Just look at that one. I think it's gorgeous.

Yes, it's amazing. Look.

You don't need any filters to post this one on Instagram.

It must be expensive.

No, just 3500 rubles.

Wait. It's like my jeans, but 2000 more expensive.

We got extremely lucky with this salon.

They give a 99% discount on the owner's birthday.

Today is exactly...

- The thirteenth. - Right. The thirteenth of June.

- It's very beautiful. - So, let's try it on.

What's up teach? Got nervous a bit?

Put your feet away, I'll sweep here.

Wow, you're like an angel.

No, you're not an angel. Even better.

You're like me when I had my wedding.

- Madam, you look great in this dress. - Thank you.

- It must be very expensive. - No, just 3500 rubles,

- It's a huge sale here today. - Oh, really?

Here. I take this dress.

- Wrap it up for me, please. - Hold on a second.

Don't you see my daughter is trying it on?

My sister, I mean. Anyway. How is that possible?

I already paid for this dress. It means it's mine now. Take it off quickly.

Hey. Wait a second.

I'll skin somebody alive right now.

Even a blind won't marry you. Do you get it?

We don't things like that here. This lady was first to try this dress on.

- Sorry if I was abrupt. - You were.

It's just my fiancé. He's terminally ill.

And his last wish is to marry me.

And I wanted him to see me in this amazing dress.

- She's saying crap. Stop that nonsense! - Kristin.

- I will give you this dress. - Thank you.

- Here. - Thank you.

You'll have to pay the difference for this dress.

Just a little bit.

263 000 ruble for that lady.

I've already guessed that.

And now I guessed too.

Young man, if you're ready to answer, please come to me.

I'm already in line to Alla Viktorovna.

Come to me without any lines. Here, take a seat.

They've gone completely crazy with that wedding.

Mum is wasting a lot of money and also tries to trick me.

I don't know how to calm down this Golden Antelope.

Well, I have a plan.

But I'll trade it for a kiss.

Anzhelochka, my daughter, don't get mad with me.

We got everything, we realized everything.

I bought you another dress.

Free of charge.

Well, I mean, two for the price of 1.

It's gorgeous. I even tried it on.

I'm ready to kill someone for this dress.

But I don't like this dress.

It's, it's too white.

It's ugly.

- I want a different one. - Look.

Isn't it too soon for hysteria?

Wedding is not today. Stop being whimsical.

Okay. Fine, fine.

I'll buy a dress myself then. And I'll arrange everything myself, too.

- To spare you all my whims. - Hold on. Wait, wait.

Okay, I like all your whims.

Anything you like - we pay.

- What do you want? - Okay.

I want...

I...

A dress like Lera Kudryavtseva has.

- This is my dream. - So is mine.

Not for myself. For Lika.

- Hurrah, you have an A. - Yes!

It was the main creative exam.

One moment.

So, Roman Alekseevich, you didn't flunk Timur, did you?

Were you afraid that I'll call the Ministry and they'll reread his essay?

Yes. My heart stopped beating three times.

Look at this yourself.

Don't want to lie to you.

The Ministry would have hiccups after reading this essay.

Some gags mixed with quotes.

God knows whose quotes.

I got everything when I read his mock essay.

The Americans took whole lotta loans for real.

And they didn't have an cash left in the treasury.

Right. I guess I missed this one while preparing.

You arranged everything so that Timur enrolled?

It's not fair. Why?

Firstly, not to make you sad.

Secondly,

Now you'll turn this smart aleck

into a decent student before the term begins.

Roman Alekseevich. Thank you very much.

For everything.

Sorry that I thought so terrible of you.

- Did you hurt yourself? - No, no, it's fine.

Or I did. My head. Pretty bad.

Do you see it too?

- Hello. - Oh, hi guys.

Look, do you have something to drink?

Preferably fresh juice. Preferably made of red Sicilian oranges.

You know. We've just run out of these particular ones today.

- Shame. - Oh, Lerochka, you're here already.

Meet my daughter Lika and her fiance Nikita.

- Nice to meet you. - And this is Lera.

And she kindly agreed to rent out her dress.

You know I'm always happy to help.

Ivan Davidovich told me that it's the easiest way to join his party.

And I've dreamt about it for a while.

- I bought a suit like one Merkel has. - Congratulations.

Congratulations to you guys.

There's one tiny wine stain.

There was no corkscrew in a limo.

Baskov said he'd carefully chip bottle neck.

Never believe a drunk Baskov.

Okay, I'm out of here. I need to buy a briefcase. I'm wannabe politician.

- Good luck. - I'll see you off.

So, did you want a dress from Lera Kudryavtseva?

Here you go.

Anything else?

A horse.

- What? - I mean I want to come to Lika

on a horse, like a prince.

Yes!

- A horse? - Yes.

- Timur, you have to know the truth. - Okay.

The one that was seemingly flunking you,

in fact was trying to help you.

- It was bad. - Like for real?

Well yes. The phrase 'for real' was a frequent guest in your essay.

Come on. Don't worry.

It's even more interesting like that.

We will not only go the cinema and parks,

but we'll also study, learn something new.

No, I'll take my documents back and will apply next year.

- By myself. - Are you serious?

Of course. I don't want you to owe this Roman Alekseevich.

I would do the same.

I don't know how you did it,

but you finally managed to make me fall in love with you.

Kristin, it's a bit bad time.

Hey, chipmunk.

Lika is being whimsical and I don't have time for this.

You'll have to go with Lyokha for these decorations for a wedding car.

One can't trust him with so much money.

And hurry up there. Shake your leg.

- Hello. Do you like it? - Voila!

Now you'll be a prince on a white horse, as you wanted.

I bought it.

It was easier to buy him than to rent

cause it'd go together with a stableman.

And that man stinks worse than a horse.

Wait. Is that a horse?

An alive horse in my house?

- Can you imagine that? - His name is Dark Lord. Just brought him.

One granny saw him at the entrance,

didn't believe her eyes and went to the hospital.

You have an amazing mum. Want a horse? Fine get it.

Now we have to find a place for him to stay a night.

Let's take him to Ulyana's room. They're both not very talkative.

- They'll get along. - Take him to your room.

It's you who needs an ugly friend to look prettier, right?

I don't like him. I don't like him.

He has,

he has some cunning eyes.

He'll annoy me at the wedding.

I don't want a horse at all.

I want a white, I want a white helicopter.

To arrive at the registry office on it, right?

Like in an action movie. We'll go down the slings.

- It'll great, right? - Right.

A helicopter?

Well, sorry that a horse I found for a couples of hours

has some cunning eyes.

You what? I thought you're smart, kind nice girl.

But you're even more capricious than Diana.

If you don't like the way I organize things, do it your way.

Well, look at that.

Finally, I can decide for myself.

Why won't you understand that wedding you want to organize is amazing.

It's gorgeous, luxurious. But it's not for us.

We want a wedding we'd like.

Do you understand?

I'm so sorry.

I just thought that may be,

if I arrange it the way you'd like it, you'll forgive me.

For all these years I haven't been together with you.

To leave you under granny's wing was my biggest mistake in my life.

You have nothing to be sorry for.

I'm not mad at you. I love you.

Let's organize it together.

But the way I like it. Without those posh things.

You're so sweet.

I wanted a wedding in Alice in Wonderland style.

It was my favorite book.

I also wanted to get married on the 21st of July.

- Like our grandparents. - It's great that I find it out now.

Why didn't you say it earlier?

You were so obsessed with your

dream wedding that you didn't want to hear me.

So it's our fault that we have to interrogate you?

She's always like that. When she was on the first year,

she was wearing trainings in winter because I accidentally took her boots.

I mean I mixed them up.

So, I take it we'll have some horsemeat barbecue today?

Hey, can I take a selfie with him?

If he could speak, he'd definitely say nah.

- Btw, I can ride horses. - Btw, I never doubted that.

Well, mum called me.

Granddad has high blood pressure. They took him to hospital.

I have to go.

Lika, I'm so sorry. But I guess we'll have to postpone our wedding.

Nikita, of course.

I'm sure granddad will be fine.

It's even better now.

I mean now we'll have more time to organize our new wedding.

I guess so.

Well, in that case.

Nobody will give us money back, anyway.

Let's come up with some silly occasion to have a fancy dinner tomorrow.

Hold on a sec. It turns out I was helping with preparation,

choosing and even trying on

a dress for a wedding that won't happen?

Not nice actually.

Look.

Maybe I'll get married?

Hey ma, what's wrong? They said 'a silly occasion'.

Actually, I like the idea.

At least you deserved it.

Think about it. Just think about it. It will be our dream wedding.

We talked about it today. We even started saving.

And it's free of charge.