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You know, I'm the first guy in the world who is dating two girls at the same time

but isn't cheating on his girlfriend.

Lika, I've been looking for a special girl for all my life.

And it turned out that you were always here.

Let's keep this secret between us.

Lika? Can I spend the night at yours?

Nikita, don't you think we should have a couple of dates more before you ask that?

It's just, my friend is spending the night with a girl at my place.

Well, not exactly with a girl but with a woman. It doesn't matter, though.

- So, will you let me in? - Okay.

- But you will sleep in the living room. - Okay.

ANGELICA

Wakey-wakey, sleepy head!

Yes.

I've gained a little weight.

Sometimes I'll be like this.

Sorry. But yesterday you said that it didn't matter.

Yes, of course.

- Good morning. - Good morning!

Stop it.

Lika, excuse me - I need to go to the restroom.

You know, there are always a lot of people there.

You can go to the class and don't wait up for me.

Lika, I want to know everything in detail!

Well, Nikita and I are...

- dating! - This version of you and Emelianov?

Yes! Girls, I regret only one thing, that I haven't told him earlier.

We could have got together long ago.

Right! I always said that men must be won!

Roma also resisted it at the beginning but he became mine anyway.

Now I need to get Lyoha and then I'll be happy, too.

- What? Do you want to be with Lyoha? - Yes, I do.

But there's one problem, a mature one, with cellulite.

Listen, Lyoha is dating our Dean.

I knew it wasn't that simple!

How did he manage to enter this department

if he makes two mistakes in the word "interview"?

Wait, do you want to compete with our Dean?

Have you lost your survival instinct?

Girls, please. I dated a racketeer once and he knew I was cheating on him.

That was dangerous and this is nothing.

Well, I need to go.

I need to meet my boyfriend - Nikita Emelianov.

That's awesome! I've always dreamed of saying that! Okay, see you.

Maybe, I should take a risk as well.

Do you mean syrniki? Do you think they aren't fresh enough? I can eat them.

Am I hallucinating or did you really start dating the fatty?

Yes, I did. You know, she's got an amazing...

apartment, a really huge one!

It's possible to live there without meeting Lika even once.

By the way, I can get a Moscow registration as well.

Well done then. I started to worry that I need to take you to the hospital -

to check your head!

I'm fine. Tell me about your night.

Were you good enough to graduate with honors?

Listen, you, a matchmaker, there was nothing, understood?

There was nothing, she didn't come, I didn't come either, got it?

Kiselyova! Molchanov!

- Get away from each other! - Why? We're dating.

Is it the USSR again and we can't kiss?

Come with me, Molchanov. Now!

Why me?

Are you a fool or do you like to suffer?

Why were you kissing Kiselyova in front of everyone?

Didn't Burdukovskaya hit you hard enough with that door?

Why are you interfering with my life? Why?

If I want to date Burdukovskaya, I will. If I want to date Kiselyova, I will.

I can date them both if I want to. So what?

So what? Kiselyova is as much of an idiot as you are!

And Burdukovskaya is a good and clever girl. You should date her.

Otherwise I'll call your father and he won't give you the keys to his apartment!

And you'll have no place to do your dirty things with that girl

Did you send for me?

Burdukovskaya, I restore your monitor duties from today.

But I still remember that you hit Molchanov!

And your first task is to work things out with him.

- That's why since today he's your deputy. - What?

What deputy? I am no sucker!

The discussion is over! Go to your classes, both of you.

Nikita, finally! Where have you been?

- I need to take my flash drive from Lyoha. - Come on then, Lyoha's in class.

- Would you like some? - No.

It's not our Lyoha, he's from another group.

- Well, I need to go. - Nikita, you're acting really strange.

But I appointed the consultation for 5 pm. Where is everyone?

They are late.

Roman Alekseevich, I'm reading your post about Somali now. It's very interesting!

- Thank you. - People are often kidnapped there.

Were you scared?

Well, it was as scary as in Chertanovo at night.

And it's typical to hire a body guard there.

Actually, I wanted to write about it.

Fine, I'll tell you.

The body guards wait for a possible client right outside the airport.

Do you remember that my laptop was stolen?

I think my body guard did it.

Now I see who was laughing that hard and loud.

Burdukovskaya, you told everyone that the consultation had been canceled.

It's true.

I need to go to the publishing house.

But I came back because I left my suitcase

with the address of the publishing house in it.

Zhenya, I thought we were over it.

I'm a professor, you're a student.

Just look at me, I'm a grown man of 35.

And you are so young, you're still a kid.

Nikita, explain to me what is going on.

Well, I'm drinking tea.

Were you embarrassed?

You were ignoring me in the university.

I'm ready to spend every moment with you.

You just got it wrong.

- Really? - Of course!

Well, it's late. I think, I should go home.

No, wait. You won't go anywhere

because I've got a surprise for you.

Delicious!

Lika, I don't feel very comfortable.

What if Kristina come home soon?

Kristina is at Lyoha's.

They are having a romantic evening, too.

Awesome! A three-point goal!

- Lika, Lika, Lika! - What is it?

What's wrong?

Everything is moving too fast, you know?

We need to get to know each other better.

I think, I'm not ready yet, do you understand?

Good morning, beautiful.

It's so good to wake up beside you.

And it wasn't that good to fall asleep right next to me, right?

Why? You are always beautiful.

I've been thinking all night and decided that I'm ready.

No, Nikita!

Everything is moving too fast!

We need to get to know each other better.

Hi, mom.

Hi, Anzhela, I have a surprise for you!

Your slim version is now also studying in your group. So you may thank the Swiss.

What Swiss?

Those who made a beautiful and expensive watch. Your Dean liked them very much.

By the way, the passport for the slim you is also ready.

You may come over and take it. What version are you now?

I'm slim now.

Then you'll do it when you gain weight.

- Get fat! No offense. - None taken.

Mom, I don't know what I would do without you. Thank you!

The slim me is now officially studying at our university.

Now I'll have to study for two people.

Here he is. Nikita!

- Hi! - Hi!

Nikita, are you dating the fatty so that you can get closer to the beauty?

Don't get caught or you won't get her apartment.

- What the hell are you talking about? - Sorry.

I'm sorry. I forgot about family ties and the stuff.

See you.

Don't pay attention, he's always talking nonsense.

But wait, he's right!

- About what? - Well, look. I'm slim now,

and it will be strange if we come together.

Everyone saw you with Lika yesterday.

So, we're going to be a couple in the university only when I'm fat.

Maybe, we'll do the other way round?

I hope you were kidding.

What is going on here?

- Okay, let's go. - Yes, right.

Hello.

Sit down, please.

And where is Burdukovskaya?

It seems that she passed away.

In any other case she would have been here.

Molchanov, stop talking nonsense!

Where is the register? Who is the deputy monitor?

It's me.

Alright, we'll do without it.

Write down today's topic:

the stages of formation of the media market in modern Russia.

Hello. May I come in?

Yes, of course. Come in.

I want you to draw a diagram.

What the hell? This is my dress and shoes.

Is Burdukovskaya going to wear my clothes now, too? Where did she get them?

I don't know, but she has the key for my apartment.

Stop being greedy! She looks awesome!

Zhenya, show me the skirt.

Burdukovskaya, it turns out that you're a hot chick.

Molchanov!

Calm down your libido.

Bloody hell! She's hitting on my Lyoha!

In Saratov a person is sent to the dentist after such things.

Does she have a late puberty or what?

- Listen, Burdukovskaya, do you want to... - No, she doesn't!

Do you want to wake up in my T-shirt?

Molchanov, leave the room!

I've just decided to start learning! Look, I'm at the front desk!

I told you to leave the room!

Fine.

Just don't punch me.

I should leave the room as well - I was making noise, too.

Evgeniya,

I had no intentions to kick you out.

I'm going to be loud, too, so I'll just leave.

Roman Alekseevich, may I go out, too?

Enough of your ridiculous behavior, get back to your places, all of you!

Burdukovskaya, baby, you miss me already.

Let's go to the cinema. No one brought the register anyway.

No one will mark us absent.

Get away from him!

What kind of fetish do you have - to hit on people I'm dating?

You don't understand!

I did it for Roman Alekseevich.

I wanted him to get jealous.

You and a professor?

Now I see what it means to be committed to studying completely.

Shut it!

Well done, you strategist. I see my style in it.

Evgeniya, get back to the class.

And you too.

Molchanov, you can stay here.

Ill luck. May I miss the other classes, too?

What is going on here?

Burdukovskaya!

That''s enough! To my office, now!

And you too!

Listen, girl. I'm sure you don't know it, but Nikita is dating your fat sister.

They were holding each other hands all yesterday.

And you're lucky it was me who saw you kissing and not her.

Otherwise you'd be lying with a broken spine now.

I know it, thank you.

It was a farewell kiss,

because Nikita said that he loved Lika and would be with her.

Really? But Lyoha said that Nikita loved her square meters in the city center.

I know Nikita very well.

He can't stand fat people.

Can you stop kissing each other on every corner?

This is a university and no brothel!

Are you jealous?

And you, Roman Alekseevich, is there something wrong with your head?

Why are you attracted to students so much?

You whisper to each other everywhere, cancel classes.

Just look at what you've done to Zhenya. She looks like a cheap girl.

I don't want to see you anywhere near Burdukovskaya.

Why do you forbid them this? I know that you slept with Lyoha!

He's my son, you rude thing!

Margarita Sergeevna, I'm sorry, I didn’t mean that!

- Shut up, Kiselyova! - Stop it!

Let me say something.

Firstly, there's no need for me to listen to all of this.

And secondly, Margarita Sergeevna,

there's nothing between me and Zhenya, and nothing even can be.

We've sorted everything out. Sorry.

Listen to me carefully, Kiselyova. If I see you with my son again, I'll kick you out!

He needs a good and clever girl. And this is definitely not you.

If I'd known you would be interfering with my life so much,

I would've never agreed to enter here. I'd have become a DJ as I always wanted.

So, I love Kristina. And if you expel her, I'll leave, too. Is it clear?

I'm sick of it! Let's go.

I've missed my baby so much!

Oh really?

And I wasn't your baby yesterday, was I?

Because you surely didn't want to kiss me.

Why? I did!

I just didn't have time for this.

You had time to be embarrassed of me, though.

Lika, you're so tensed.

Let's order something tasty tonight, I'll give you a massage

so that you can relax.

Alright.

But we'll do it when I'm fat.

Don't you mind?

Well, we can start like this.

Perhaps, you'll transform during the process.

Okay, I got it.

You know, it feels like you've just got out of the army.

I got so turned on when you stood up for me.

It's good that mom believed this whole love stuff. She still thinks that I'm a kid.

Thanks for playing along, I should have done it long ago.

I'm at your service.

It's not a big deal.

Zhenya!

Hi.

It's for you.

I'm feeling bad for what happened yesterday.

I was wrong calling you a kid.

You're a wonderful and very beautiful young woman.

I didn't mean that I don't want to be with you,

I'm just not ready for a relationship now.

So I offer you my friendship, to begin with.

So, who can tell me what groups journalistic encounters are divided into?

- Zhenya? - Formal and informal.

Well done!

Formal encounters imply interviews with officials,

starting with a press secretary and finishing with the president.

Of course, the formal style implies some regulations.

At least someone is in a good mood because I feel like I've been taken by a hurricane.

And it's not Katrina but a more powerful one - Nikita.

He texted me this morning to ask what version I was.

I texted back that I was the fat me and he didn't even reply.

He's so embarrassed of the fat me that he didn't even come to the university.

We now have the band Nervy playing instead of the bell.

You're complicated,

You, you, you, you are so simple,

But that's why I'm with you.

We are walking on the edge, Eternally angelical,

Neither mine nor in the cage But you're so magical!

And the poison that is sweet Makes my lighthouse so complete.

You're free like an animal But you're so magical!

Thank you, guys. See you.

Nikita, no one has ever done for me something like this!

I love you.

Lika.

I love you, too.

But when you're slim.

You see, when you're fat, I feel nothing for you.

I can't even kiss you, you know?

I tried to get over myself and accept you like this

but it doesn't work, you see? And I don't know what to do.

I'm so sorry.