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A SHARD OF THE UNIVERSE

EPISODE 6

American batteries failed.

Our batteries are still working, but it's not enough.

Should we turn off all the instruments?

Leave only the life-support systems.

Meeting on the station issue will be in a couple of hours.

Very well.

Timur, why does your stuff fly?

'Cause everyone is fussing about.

But only your stuff flies.

Units were damaged, as a result of the module colliding

with the space station, resulting in damage to the power supply.

The station is out of control.

It means we're going to lose the station.

Because the station will start its uncontrollable descent from orbit.

We can do it if the damages can be fixed during emergency EVA.

Excuse me.

Do we all get that if the crew stays, they'll have trouble breathing in 24 hours?

It's up to crew to stay there or not.

- Are you asleep? - No, I'm not.

Let's talk?

I went to a restaurant with a girl.

With Kristina Yashina.

We had to leave right away.

There was a picture on the wall of her dad embracing you as his property.

I didn't want her to see it.

Mom, that man... Is it Yashin?

Do you realize that he looks into dad's eyes every day?

If you want to tell your father, please not now.

I was ready to keep quiet all my life, because I love him.

And I'd like him to have good memories of, maybe, his only flight into space.

But then I thought that I respect him enough not to play for a sucker,

listening to him and thinking that I know everything.

And you know everything.

Or should I say nothing?

- You decide. - I did.

And you?

Can we both decide?

Do we love him or respect him?

I'll do what you want.

Give me some time to think.

Suicide's not an option, by the way.

Don't worry.

Moscow MCC to the crew in the VHF1 channel.

Go ahead.

Perhaps they'll make a decision to start repairs.

What do you think?

Seriously?

I had a toilet falling apart at my summer home,

and I didn't want fix it.

And here the Kutovykh' stuff is on every corner.

Affirmed.

- If the crew decides to stay... - I know!

Two of them are going home.

To reduce the pressure on the system and increase the chances for others.

- Good morning! - Hello!

Excuse me, could you please take it off?

Sure.

And could you please not hang a copy?

Okay.

- How about breakfast? - No, thanks.

One moment.

A gift, then.

In case you don't come here anymore.

Thanks. Excuse me.

- Hello? - Hello, Nadya.

I'm so sorry to bother you.

I remember that you're way off our life and I'm not going to get into yours,

but there has been an accident and I had to let you know.

Yes, of course, I'll be right there.

Well.

Here's a dumb question.

Who is in favor to try to fix this good thing made by people,

which costs as much as Laos.

I see.

I'm sorry, Megan, but you're packing...

Is it because I'm a woman?

- It's 'cause I'm the crew commander. - I'd say everything I think about you.

Go back to Earth and write complaint against me.

There will be staying:

Neil, sorry, the accident happened in the American sector.

Me and the Picasso of our time.

Megan Wright and Andrey Kamanin will go home.

Can I have a minute?

Are you unhappy, too?

Or didn't I talk to Megan politely enough?

It's not the point. Do you see Timur is sick?

You mean his runny nose?

He has swelling in his eye sockets.

If it's sinusitis, he won't be able to work if there'll be not enough oxygen.

- You have to stay. - Even if there's a mixed picture.

Why is it mixed?

'Cause I don't have enough experience.

You're going home.

Great joke, Gennadievich!

- Take this. - I won't do that.

You have two options. Put it under your arm or I'll put it in your butt.

A healthy person can have 37.2. Vasyutin flew with a fever.

I'll smack you. I'm not your mom to stand over you with a thermometer!

Take it!

What were you thinking when you were choking on that water?

What were you thinking, Timur?!

Hello.

Sorry, I'm not aware of the situation,

and I couldn't find anything on the Internet.

American batteries failed. There is only VHF link.

That's why your husband can't call you.

I had to bother you.

Larisa, thank you for calling me.

It's about time!

And I apologize...

for our last conversation.

No, I do apologize.

Now it's decided who will stay at the station.

Timur or Andrew.

Timur has a fever.

He's a soldier.

Fever is no excuse.

What is excuse?

Stroke at 56?

I know you serve a great purpose.

It's your and his life, but...

Didn't they see an enlarged vessel in your eye?

They wanted to see how he'd behave in microgravity.

You're still lab rats for them.

He needs to have a diagnostic puncture.

He had water in his nose for 20 minutes.

They can't diagnose him under station conditions.

At the same time, Kutovykh feels good.

He's lying!

Now he can't set world records. But he can work.

He has six spacewalks under his belt.

And Kamanin has no experience.

The third member supposed to stay in and insure the work of Yashin and Spencer.

Kamanin performed well during training in Houston.

Lots of people perform well during sex with rubber women.

We work out the incidents, but they're always standard.

Usually if one thing goes wrong, everything else goes too.

There is a first aid kit at the station.

Millions of dollars were invested in it. There are antibiotics.

Will you take responsibility if Kutovykh has a brain abscess?

Will you take responsibility if Kamanin doesn't come out of the hatch?

He'll have to get out and he can't.

Kamanin flew there in a state of latent depression.

This bomb will explode in a stressful situation.

What are you doing here?

I'm waiting for you.

Your classes ended an hour ago.

Have you ever been diagnosed with manic-depressive psychosis?

- No. - Strange.

That's weird when a guy first gives gifts

and then leaves the restaurant 20 minutes later without saying anything.

And the next day he's waiting for you by the side of the road.

Can I go to your place?

But I live in a restricted area.

But you have excursions, don't you?

For money.

On the left you can see the kindergarten I went to,

and right behind it the school where I didn't do so well.

The situation on the ISS remains difficult.

An unsuccessful attempt to dock the module resulted in a power failure.

At the moment, repair work is in full swing.

On the right is the Sberbank. I used to drink beer behind it in 7th grade.

My dad later slapped me so hard for it that my brace came off.

You told them about me, right?

And what now?

- You're not eight years old. - No, I'm 35.

And I'm a good military pilot.

And I'm also Kutovykh Jr.

A sunshiny imbecile born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

Bone head prince. Nothing can happen to him.

If you don't want to be the bone head prince, then don't be.

You'll die from your seriousness, but there will be no one to blame.

But it's good now. If something went wrong, it'll be weird, 'cause there's no Kytovykh.

Is this your parents' bedroom?

Tell me about your dad.

How do you get on? What's he like?

We have f*** up relationship. That's what he'd have said.

We're fine. I'm lucky.

Lucky to be the very first, fastest dad's sperm,

that even condom couldn't stop.

There could be more...

So he f*** anything that moves?

He just loves life. And life loves him.

- Does your mom know? - She loves him too.

But dad doesn't love anyone.

As soon as you let someone into your life, they shit everything up.

And your mother's story shows this very well.

Sorry. And when you don't love anyone, everyone needs you.

He's just a fat asshole.

No.

Are these his hemorrhoidal suppositories?

You really care?

What do you want?

I can sleep with you if you want.

But if you want love or anything,

you bark up the wrong tree.

I'm just like my dad. Something doesn't work inside.

Sleep with me.

Take your clothes off.

I'll be right back.

Hello?

I don't ask for Timur.

I know you'll do whatever you want.

But for everything I gave you, can I ask for 40 seconds of airtime?

Sometimes I feel like it's not real, either.

I mean, it's like a bad dream:

all those ballistic descents, ammonia leaks.

Every time I wonder why.

I don't know.

But they do know. Both Gena and Andrey.

The thing is...

Of course, he volunteered to stay there.

But by and large, he's not an astronaut.

So who is he?

He's different.

That's what Gena said, too.

But he don't think so now.

- Did he talk about Andrey? - Yes.

What did he say about him?

Waste not, want not.

Knowing Gena, this is such a bizarre compliment.

That Andrey is a pro,

that you can rely on him.

Gena stays at the station anyway.

You can really rely on Andrey.

But his eyesight is bad.

It's dark there anyway.

They even go to the restroom by touch.

I wonder if Megan yells at them if they don't put the seat down.

Is there a seat in there?

There's everything. Except the laser sight.

Or maybe they have it too.

Excuse me, can I get Olga Kutovykh in the main hall?

She's not here.

Excuse me.

Don't worry, Anna Pavlovna. He sounds good, they're okay.

- Thank you so much. - He's good!

You didn't have an abortion, did you?

No, Anna Pavlovna.

Now tell him.

We'll have communications in two minutes.

What should I tell? That I'm pregnant?

If they sent him home because of this, he won't forgive me.

Do you love him?

Do you want him to come back alive?

- He won't forgive me. - Anna Pavlovna, a minute and a half left.

Thanks. Look at Roman Viktorovich, my husband.

He won't forgive me.

He just won't.

Easy-easy, don't worry.

It's okay.

Moscow MCC to the crew in the VHF1 channel.

Go ahead, MCC.

It's Pamir. Go ahead.

Give the headset to Timur Kutovykh.

You're with Kutovykh.

Timur, it's me!

Yes, hi!

- How are you? - I'm fine, and you?

- Timur, I wanted to say... - Are you okay?

I'm pregnant.

That's it.

What did they say?

That's it.

My wife is pregnant.

In addition to the f*** snot.

By the way, I remembered how I know about the farting cat.

You forgot?

Your wife told this to mine at a picnic a couple of years ago I think.

A couple of years?

I was standing nearby, so I heard and remembered it.

I see.

Are we okay?

Sure.

- What are you doing here? - I came to sing.

Aria of Pavlik Morozov. For you.

Wait.

You're an astronaut's wife, and you know how to keep a secret.

Well...

If Gennadyevich and your Timur stay at the station,

forget what I say.

But if they leave Kamanin,

you have to stand up and say

that those who remain on the station, especially after such an accident,

must feel each other

like Tom Sawyer felt Huckleberry Finn, like Marx felt Engels.

The slightest mistake could lead to death.

There cannot be Yashin and Kamanin in the same crew.

Why not?

Because Gennadievich is f*** Kamanin's wife.

- What? - I saw it myself, Anya.

Congratulations, you'll have a grandchild!

And don't beat yourself up about this.

My mom probably would've done the same.

Let's go?

Timur, wait.

I want to make an announcement.

In response to your boorishness and chauvinism,

my friend, my colleague Neil Spencer

acted like a straight arrow.

He offered me

to go home or stay in his place.

Neil, you couldn't do this to me, could you?

Again, he acted like a straight arrow.

Neil, did you really do that, or is this woman lying?

"This woman" has name. It's Megan Wright!

You're a tolerant idiot!

You'll all be serving them soon!

And in the meantime, they'll be f*** you in all your holes!

- Why are you talking to me like that? - How should I talk to you?

- Respect me! - What? - You don't understand?

- I'm a human being. - What? - I demand respect.

You don't appreciate anyone, but yourself. You're the only hero, and we're garbage.

I wanted you to like me, but now I regret it.

And yes, I offered Megan to stay.

She said yes.

I'm going crazy, guys. This is a mad world.

Give him space panties.

Never say a girl, "Sleep with me."

- Say, "Sleep with me, please." - Okay.

You've had sex before?

Yes, with a girl from school.

I see. Well, get dressed. The excursion is over.

You're so beautiful.

And kind.

I don't what to do.

Mom will be here soon, pack up. I'm not kidding.

Come on!

Hi, mom, where are you? Should I pick up Matvey?

An accident?

Goodbye, buddy!

Please leave the carriage.

Didn't we forget anyone?

- Luke! - I'm your father!

Good boy!

Did I ever tell you the joke about the frog with the hippopotamus stuck to it's ass?

I'll get over the word "ass".

Such a bitch! But she's a great astronaut.

It's giving me a toothache.

It'd be funny if we land somewhere, and you still had to pull it out.

This is going to be okay.

You'll make it to the USA.

Pamir, do you copy?

Go ahead.

Landing is planned near the Jezkazgan village at 6:23:50 a.m.

Coordinates are 47°20′N.

65°35′E.

Affirmed.

The weather in the landing zone is good, up to 6 m/s.

Sunrise is at 5:56 a.m.

Undocking is at 5:58:05 a.m.

Turning on ignition at 425, 6, 30, 20.

- Why are you silent? - I'm reading the instructions.

You're so outgoing.

I'm used to working in silence.

We stayed here to work, didn't we?

We've starting the stopwatch.

I give the command to spread the hooks.

Affirmed.

Spread of hooks at your command.

Is he going to be medically boarded?

I don't know.

Turning on ignition at 425, 6, 30, 20 altitude.

Affirmed. The docking adapter is clear.

We're departing.

Good luck, Timur! We see you.

If you see space panties, at least take a picture of them.

He won't get back there anymore?

I don't want this baby.

- I already hate this baby. - Easy-easy.

Hold her!

Watch the departure corridor.

The corridor is clear.

Hold her legs!

04, 02, 30. I confirm the Soyuz TMA-01M spacecraft

of the ISS undocking.

She's okay.

Everything will be fine. Timur, too.

Don't touch me.

Just go home.

My husband's at the station, of course I'll stay.

Fleabag!

I should've said earlier.

In secret.

I just don't like dirt.

This lady is sleeping with your husband.

This is nonsense!

I'm not going anywhere.

Go away!

Get up! You hear me?

- Go away! - I'm not going anywhere!

- Get out! - I can be here!

Stop it! I'm sorry. Easy-easy.

Easy! What are you doing?

I just wonder, what do these complicated women have between their legs?

A rose?

What do they see in them?

I'm so stupid.

I knew you were lying about that guy, but I didn't know why.

Did Yashin tell you about the middle finger building?

Yes.

For eight years I walked by this house.

And more.

All right. You can stay here, of course.

But you have to stick to certain rules.

You are hated, you'll have to abide.

In a session with the station, you'll speak only the pre-approved text.

And you won't let Andrey feel with a word

or an intonation

that you're nervous or guilty.

Especially your close friend Gennady Yashin is there.

I'm not sure about it.

I just...

I worry about Andrey more than him, I don't know what it is.

I just don't understand.

Don't re-hang the toilet paper here.

Don't turn people against you.

May I?

We always remove the tray.

Look.

You're not the first one.

It hurts every time and I've already seen these looks.

I'm Hillary Clinton to them,

and you're Monica Lewinsky with stain on your dress.

At 9:12 there'll be a session.

You missed it at that time.

The wives gather in one room.

I's in official cases.

Let me speak first.

Men sometimes need to duck at their wife's feet.

Gena might close up if he hears your voice.

And don't be silent. They get worried and think we're crying.

- I get it. And... - Don't you dare to apologize.

I wasn't going to.

We'll try to make a connection in 6 minutes.

Okay!

Station, do you copy?

It's hard to hear and it won't get any better.

The wives will now speak to you.

Go ahead.

I don't hear you, Larisa!

Do you hear me, Andrey?

Yes, Nadya. I hear you, but not too well.

How are you?

I'm...

The dome fell and broke in the bathroom.

I was told items would start to fall.

I don't know how to hang a new dome without you.

I really don't.

I don't know how to be without you.

Without you.

Hello?

Where are you?

Hello?

That's it.

Over.

Did you hear that? She doesn't know how to be without you.

- Maybe it'll all work out. - Shut up.

- What the hell? - Just shut your mouth.

I really don't get it now, Andrey Sergeyevich.

Found this in the filter today.

If I wanted something to remember her by, I'd take a hairpin, too.

She has beautiful hair.

How long have you found it?

Just before your sudden insight about the farting cat,

which you learned about at the picnic.

You Jebby!

I understand your wife.

You found this hairpin, made something up, was sitting there smiling, keeping quiet.

Made something up?

I have no idea where did you find it, I see this hairpin for the first time.

Okay. Let's put it this way.

Unless you're an utterly hopeless asshole, give me an honest answer,

did you sleep with my wife?