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Season 4 of Omnibus Night.

Yes! Ooh, you brought wine.

Come in, come in.

It's going to relax you a little bit. I know how you go with scary movies.

Are the girls home?

No, Stan's driving them to the agency around the city tonight.

Good man. It'll be just us tonight then.

Girls night!

I'll open it up.

anything really unusual about Dan and Blair lately?

Like what?

Like they're too close.

I just think Dan has a soft spot for an orphan. She's hardly an orphan.

She's a porn exchange student.

Didn't you choose her?

If I remember right, wasn't it your idea to bring the American girl into your

house? I thought if we were to get Blair here, then Lexi wouldn't leave for

college.

I'm not ready for her to leave the nest yet.

Just not yet, anyways.

Well, what's going on? You act like you're suspicious.

Just come out with it. Tell me what you're worried about.

Alright.

I think Dan's sleeping with Blair.

It started out as intuition.

A feeling that something was going on.

Tell me the evidence.

First, his behavior changed.

We were both excited to do something for an orphan girl.

to bring them into a foreign exchange student program.

And when we adopted Lexi, it was perfect, but it was different. She was a

Blair's a woman. She's an 18 -year -old woman.

18 is still a teenager.

When I first met Blair, she was giving Dan the eyes right in front of me. I

ended up going to bed early that night. He came in at 1 a .m. and was so

distant. He wouldn't pull me in, cuddle me.

hugged me. He was different. It's like things had changed.

The next night, it's like a switch had flipped on him. He had told me that we

could send her to a different family in the foreign exchange program and that

she wasn't fit for our family.

And now he's warm again with her.

And things are really strange.

I told him that Blair could stay with you.

Hey, this is the first time I'm hearing about this.

I know.

I know.

I just wanted to hear what he would say if I told him that I found her another

place. I figured he would tell me no.

Stop it. You're missing the point.

He was outraged at the thought of relieving. He raised his voice at me,

never does that.

He said that we would be rejecting a vulnerable young woman.

And that we should be her family just like we were for Lexi.

Just until Blair finishes her undergrad.

Dan is handsome.

You've always been a little jealous.

I mean, you might just be a little too suspicious.

I have proof, Adriana.

Blair would drop little hints to my wife about our affair.

I covered for Blair pretty well.

I explained Blair's little g -string under my bed.

as her laundry got mixed up with ours, and I lied and said that I gave Blair a

chore of doing the family laundry.

Our credit card was charged for a cancelled cab, and I blame that on our

daughter.

Blair's lipstick was on my collar.

Well, that was because I paid a visit to my old unsteady aunt in an earthing

home who wears the exact same shade of red.

The smell of sex in our bedroom right before she came home from work.

Darling, I told her, now you're getting to be too suspicious. Maybe you should

get some professional help.

I had hoped turning the tables would work, but I could feel my wife flipping

farther and farther away.

I had hoped our mutual friend, Adriana, could talk some sense into her.

You have to have an affair.

What? Look, you've convinced me. He's definitely cheating on you.

Lies on top of lies.

What are you going to do about it?

Cheat?

Absolutely. It'll make it even. You have to cheat on him.

I could never. I would never be able to get away with that.

You will or you won't, but at least this way you'll be even.

Don't tell me you haven't ever imagined what it'd be like to have an affair.

He's the first man you've ever been with.

Most girls have their first sexual encounter with a girl.

Really?

Yes, and I'll bet you've never even tried another woman.

Well, I've never looked at a woman without sexual attraction.

I mean, I can tell if a woman's beautiful or not.

But not like guys.

It's different.

I want you to close your eyes.

No, really.

Come on, close your eyes.

I can't see anything. It's really necessary.

What is this?

Your brain needs to think. You don't need your eyes distracting your thought

process.

Adriana, seriously?

I can't buy into this new wave therapy thing that you do. I'm having a serious

crisis. Stop it.

Just trust me.

First, you need... to relax.

And breathe in.

Hold in.

Deeper. Deep. Hold it all the way to the bottom of your lungs.

Now breathe out.

One, two, three, four.

And now breathe in.

One, two, three, four.

Exhale. One, two, three, four.

Good girl.

Okay, now keep breathing.

And just hold it in and let it go.

And again.

Now I want you to think back throughout the years when you first started having

problems in your relationship with Dan.

I want you to pinpoint when you questioned that Dan was your soulmate.

I would never.

It's him that has the idea that he needs someone else.

If someone is straying, it's an indication that something is wrong

connection of both partners.

Tell me, Sophie.

Have you ever strayed before?

No.

Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.

Tell me your sins.

I mean, I guess I've flirted with other guys before, but I never crossed the

line in real life.

Maybe in my dreams there's someone.

What about in your dreams?

I have a guy I dream about.

He's just a fantasy.

I want to feel like someone needs me.

Like oxygen.

I touch myself to this man I'm dreaming of.

But he has a past, though.

And I show him how to trust and love.

Just like with Dan.

Now he doesn't need me anymore.

Don't mention Dan anymore. Go back to your dreams.

And tell me what he looks like.

He's tall, proud, handsome.

He doesn't say much.

He wears a suit.

He's got some blisters and scars from his hard -working...

But his touch is soft against my skin.

Does this man rescue you?

No, we rescue each other.

Keep breathing.

He kisses you softly.

Adriana, I just... I... I don't...

I'm him.

I want to make you feel good.

I want to make you...

You're so delicate and kind.

You taste so good.

Amen.