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Wow.
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For a lady with no elastic powers, she
sure took that well.
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You know what would be crazy?
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If you did these kinds of videos, you'd
be a hit.
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I know. Can you imagine?
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Oh, enough games.
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Tick that big dick up my dirty little...
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So, anal?
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So what?
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So what?
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I've never had anything up there before.
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Eh, it's not that bad.
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Yeah, well, not all of us can contort
our bodies into a pretzel, Helen.
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You could probably stick a watermelon up
there and you wouldn't feel a thing.
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You know this won't work, right?
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What won't?
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This whole going through his favorite
porn tags thing.
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This won't stop him from going to those
websites, you know.
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Oh, whatever.
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What do you know?
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Okay.
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If you want my advice, just relax and
don't stress over it.
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Superpowers or no, it really isn't that
bad.
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So, did it still hurt when you gave
birth to the kids?
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Mmm.
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You love these big breaths, don't you?
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Oh, that's it, baby.
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Stick it in me.
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There's no way that's enough.
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Oh, yes.
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And after that, do I put it inside?
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No, no, no. You see, that's the
interesting part. You don't even have to
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inside. Just rub against it and you're
good.
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Sometimes a little less is more, you
know?
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A little less is more.
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Huh. And if you're having trouble
keeping it in there, don't worry about
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What do you mean?
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I'm just saying not everyone has the
right equipment to do it properly.
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Huh. Is that so?
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, gotta go.
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I'll talk to you later, Cass.
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Good luck.
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So... I've been doing some more research
on your dirty laptop habits, and here's
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what I found out.
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You seem to have a type.
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Videos are categorized by these things
called tags.
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And to help you lose interest in those
sites, I figured it would be best if I
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let you experience the real thing.
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And I found it.
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I found the list of your favorite...
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We are going to go through each and
every one until you've lost all interest
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those dirty websites.
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Starting with... Well, that explains why
you've been so distracted lately.
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You know you can't focus with this
throbbing down there, right?
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Hold still, sweetie.
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I'll take care of this.
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This thing's rock hard.
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This isn't working.
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Don't let this give you any ideas, young
man.
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I'm only going to do this for you once.
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Feeling better?
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What?
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Oh.
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Sorry.
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So?
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Not as big as the ladies in your videos,
but here they are.
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Boobies. Oh, and remember.
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I'm only going to do this for you once.
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I am not talking dirty to you, by the
way.
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Ah.
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Oh.
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There.
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That should stop you from going to those
dirty websites.
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Right?
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It should be your bottom I'm
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spanking, but...
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you'd enjoy that too.
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A bit peculiar, but I'll try to put my
best foot forward.
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But let me tell you, learning about it
was no small feat.
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It's been five minutes.
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You okay down there?
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I'll give you another five.
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Don't worry.
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I got some advice about this earlier
from a friend.
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I did it!
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Fuck you, Helen, you stupid elastic
bitch!
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Sometimes a little less is more.
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I thought of that just now.
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All right, just go easy now, okay?
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Helen says it won't be so bad, but maybe
since this is my first time, we
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should... Cupcakes!
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No buts about it.
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Okay.
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I hope you're ready for this.
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And just so we're clear, I'm only going
to do this for you once.
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No more dirty websites.
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Right?
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So, you think you're clever, huh? You
didn't think I'd notice.
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Well, the jig is up, young man. Because
I figured you out.
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And I have proof.
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I have your phone.
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And with it, more of your filthy
favorite tags.
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Did you really think you could hide this
from me?
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Nuh -uh.
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I'm more cleverer than you think.
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We are going to go through these right
now.
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Starting with... Dig in.
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If we're going to get through these
tags, you are going to have to fuel up.
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Wait a minute. Didn't I do this already?
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Oh. Okay.
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Now this is more
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appropriate.
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Because you've been a very bad boy.
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A very bad boy.
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away there you've been thinking about
this for a long time haven't you
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i can tell from your hard and throbbing
dick how much you want this
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you want me to squeeze out every last
drop of your thick and
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creamy seed don't you how do you want me
to do it Would
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you prefer I suck it out of you with my
sensual lips?
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Crush it between my soft and supple
tits?
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Maybe use my voluptuous and shapely ass.
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Or you could just stick it in and pump
every last drop inside of me.
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You can have me any way you want.
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Because I'm all yours.
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So, what do you think?
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Was that dirty enough?
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Kath, I won't lie.
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Even I'm a little turned on right now.
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Hold it, mister.
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The tag clearly says breath.
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Phew. Now that that's out of your
system, this is the last I'll hear about
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dirty websites.
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