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Wow.

For a lady with no elastic powers, she sure took that well.

You know what would be crazy?

If you did these kinds of videos, you'd be a hit.

I know. Can you imagine?

Oh, enough games.

Tick that big dick up my dirty little...

So, anal?

So what?

So what?

I've never had anything up there before.

Eh, it's not that bad.

Yeah, well, not all of us can contort our bodies into a pretzel, Helen.

You could probably stick a watermelon up there and you wouldn't feel a thing.

You know this won't work, right?

What won't?

This whole going through his favorite porn tags thing.

This won't stop him from going to those websites, you know.

Oh, whatever.

What do you know?

Okay.

If you want my advice, just relax and don't stress over it.

Superpowers or no, it really isn't that bad.

So, did it still hurt when you gave birth to the kids?

Mmm.

You love these big breaths, don't you?

Oh, that's it, baby.

Stick it in me.

There's no way that's enough.

Oh, yes.

And after that, do I put it inside?

No, no, no. You see, that's the interesting part. You don't even have to

inside. Just rub against it and you're good.

Sometimes a little less is more, you know?

A little less is more.

Huh. And if you're having trouble keeping it in there, don't worry about

What do you mean?

I'm just saying not everyone has the right equipment to do it properly.

Huh. Is that so?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, gotta go.

I'll talk to you later, Cass.

Good luck.

So... I've been doing some more research on your dirty laptop habits, and here's

what I found out.

You seem to have a type.

Videos are categorized by these things called tags.

And to help you lose interest in those sites, I figured it would be best if I

let you experience the real thing.

And I found it.

I found the list of your favorite...

We are going to go through each and every one until you've lost all interest

those dirty websites.

Starting with... Well, that explains why you've been so distracted lately.

You know you can't focus with this throbbing down there, right?

Hold still, sweetie.

I'll take care of this.

This thing's rock hard.

This isn't working.

Don't let this give you any ideas, young man.

I'm only going to do this for you once.

Feeling better?

What?

Oh.

Sorry.

So?

Not as big as the ladies in your videos, but here they are.

Boobies. Oh, and remember.

I'm only going to do this for you once.

I am not talking dirty to you, by the way.

Ah.

Oh.

There.

That should stop you from going to those dirty websites.

Right?

It should be your bottom I'm

spanking, but...

you'd enjoy that too.

A bit peculiar, but I'll try to put my best foot forward.

But let me tell you, learning about it was no small feat.

It's been five minutes.

You okay down there?

I'll give you another five.

Don't worry.

I got some advice about this earlier from a friend.

I did it!

Fuck you, Helen, you stupid elastic bitch!

Sometimes a little less is more.

I thought of that just now.

All right, just go easy now, okay?

Helen says it won't be so bad, but maybe since this is my first time, we

should... Cupcakes!

No buts about it.

Okay.

I hope you're ready for this.

And just so we're clear, I'm only going to do this for you once.

No more dirty websites.

Right?

So, you think you're clever, huh? You didn't think I'd notice.

Well, the jig is up, young man. Because I figured you out.

And I have proof.

I have your phone.

And with it, more of your filthy favorite tags.

Did you really think you could hide this from me?

Nuh -uh.

I'm more cleverer than you think.

We are going to go through these right now.

Starting with... Dig in.

If we're going to get through these tags, you are going to have to fuel up.

Wait a minute. Didn't I do this already?

Oh. Okay.

Now this is more

appropriate.

Because you've been a very bad boy.

A very bad boy.

away there you've been thinking about this for a long time haven't you

i can tell from your hard and throbbing dick how much you want this

you want me to squeeze out every last drop of your thick and

creamy seed don't you how do you want me to do it Would

you prefer I suck it out of you with my sensual lips?

Crush it between my soft and supple tits?

Maybe use my voluptuous and shapely ass.

Or you could just stick it in and pump every last drop inside of me.

You can have me any way you want.

Because I'm all yours.

So, what do you think?

Was that dirty enough?

Kath, I won't lie.

Even I'm a little turned on right now.

Hold it, mister.

The tag clearly says breath.

Phew. Now that that's out of your system, this is the last I'll hear about

dirty websites.