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Let's live heroically, let's live with style. isagiyoku kakko yoku ikite yukou

Even if the two of us are torn apart... tatoe futari hanarebanare ni nattemo

...take my revolution.

Revolutionary Girl Utena ...take my revolution.

Revolutionary Girl Utena

In the sunlit garden, we both joined our hands. hikarisasu garden te wo toriai

Drawing close for comfort, we both swore... chikai atta nagusame atta

...never again would we ever fall in love. mou koi wa ni do to shinai yotte

I see that photo of us standing cheek to cheek... hoho wo yoseatte utsuru shashin no

...and place a bit of my loneliness in our smiles. egao ni sukoshi no samishisa tsumekonde

Even if I dream, even if I cry, even if I get hurt... yume wo mite namida shite kizutsuitemo

...reality keeps on coming recklessly. genjitsu wa gamushara ni kuru shi

I wanna find my own place, the value of being... jibun no ibasho sonzai kachi wo mitsuketai

...the person I've been until now... kyou made no jibun wo

Let's find the strength to throw it all away. isagiyoku nugisuteru

Strip down to nothing at all. hadaka ni naru

Become like rose petals, blowing free! jiyuu wo mau bara no you ni

Even if the two of us are torn apart... tatoe futari hanarebanare ni nattemo

...I swear that I will change the world. watashi wa sekai wo kaeru

Okay, this morning you'll have all your usual classes.

Your music class at third period is doing music appreciation.

The topic is Orff's Carmina Burana.

The report due on it is all finished.

Just check your locker before music class, please.

You have an English vocabulary test sixth period.

Here's your cheat sheet.

Right.

I'll fill you in on your afterschool schedule at lunch.

After that-

Tsuwabuki? After that-

Tsuwabuki?

Yes?

Thank you.

S-Sure!

Runaway horse!

A horse has broken out!

Look out!

My name is Mitsuru Tsuwabuki.

I'm an elementary school kid who has devoted his life to Nanami.

And I have a secret no one else must ever know!

The Secret Nanami Diary

Tsuwabuki's been hurt?!

Yes! He tried to protect me, and...

Is he dead?!

Of course not!

He just got knocked over and scratched a bit,

but he's still unconscious.

I was just arranging for treatment at the hospital!

Oh, what's this?

A schedule book?

Oh, yeah. That's Tsuwabuki's.

So, he's got addresses and stuff in there?

There seem to be diary entries in it...

What, you read them?

"My name is Mitsuru Tsuwabuki."

"I'm an elementary school kid who has devoted his life to Nanami."

I've always watched over Nanami.

Only her...

It's all your fault!

Saionji's ruined because you made a fool of him!

Saionji won't come out of the Kendo room now!

You creep!

We want our old Saionji back!

C'mon, say something!

What are you doing?

Mistress Nanami...!

Now, what can be causing such an uproar?

If you have any problems, go to the student council with them.

Uh, well...

I-It's not that!

E-Excuse us!

Are you okay?

Yes, thank you.

Your name's Nanami, right?

I'm starting to see why you're so popular with the boys, Himemiya.

Nanami is wonderful.

So pure, noble and beautiful.

Seeing her helping the weak and despising evil...

She's the personification of school justice!

But I also know...

...about Nanami's true face.

"Nanami's true face"...?

What's with that look?!

He seems to know you really well.

Your image and the real you.

Whatever do you mean?

She's wearing your special dress, isn't she, Mistress Nanami?

It suits her so well.

Oh... Oh, my! I'm so sorry!

No, I...

The way she stoically watched from the sidelines...

...as her victim suffered, never dirtying her own hands.

How appropriate for one who rules the school from the shadows!

I remember that happening!

So, that was your doing, Nanami?

T-That must have been something Tsuwabuki imagined!

I can't even picture myself doing something that bizarre!

He's a weird little kid, isn't he?!

Nanami's bullying didn't stop there.

Yes... There was that other time...

Mistress Nanami, class 2-A is having cooking class, right on schedule.

So it would seem...

And what about the special ingredient?

Yes. I made a clean switch.

It's fire-breath spicy!

Special super-spicy Indian hundred-fold curry!

Excellent...

Just you wait and see... Utena Tenjou and Anthy Himemiyal!

Soon I'll have you crying out in pain.

Curry!

Curry!

Curry!

CURRY!

All set!

Mistress Nanami!

The fun's about to start. Be quiet.

I'm sorry, it's just...

What?

We didn't switch in the hundred-fold curry.

It said "Special nine-billion fold curry."

"So strong it'll blow you to smithereens and make phantom elephants trumpet."

Phantom... Smithereens...?

No way...

Miss Tenjou and Miss Himemiya...

Well, thanks to Nanami's curry, they switched personalities.

Mistress Utena! That's wonderful!

There's just something wrong about complimenting your own body.

I've never been good at sports,

so it's wonderful to see myself doing so well.

Well, still, we have to find some way to get back to normal.

Don't worry.

I'm sure Nanami's doing just fine.

Yes... Nanami was doing her best.

She was paying for her crime with a smile on her face!

Mistress Nanami!

An elephant?!

Mistress Nanami!

AGAIN?!

Mistress Nanami!

A souvenir.

And then a stronger Nanami returned!

Nanami!

Big Brother-r-r-r!!!

Nanami! Is there any more?!

That was their last batch!

They said the time it takes to refine 9 billion-fold spice...

...is a full 200 years!

200 years?!

I remember thinking it had to be divine justice.

Now that you mention it, that all did happen, didn't it?

You've really been up to no good.

What are you talking about?!

It wasn't my curry that made your personalities switch!

It was all because of YOUR cooking, wasn't it?!

Was it?

Listen, you...!

I wonder what other dirt he has on you in here.

Hold it!

Isn't there anything about Tsuwabuki in there?!

He only seemed to write about you, Nanami.

Nanami never seemed to miss a chance...

...to make life difficult for Himemiya.

Yeah, like that time...

Wow, I heard this was some sort of haunted house,

but it's really clean inside.

What a lovely room.

Yeah. That's because Himemiya works to keep it clean every day.

You like to keep things neat, huh, Miss Himemiya?

Wow! I'm just so impressed!

Hmpf! Now to show him she isn't the sweet girl he thinks she is!

You're in luck, Miss Tenjou, getting to live with such a feminine girl.

Was that a jab?

Miss Himemiya? May I borrow an eraser?

A snail!

A garter snake!

An octopus!

The jig is up, Anthy Himemiya!

That's what will happen!

But it's tough for Nanami, too.

No matter how she hurts people, she ends up getting hurt the worst!

Himemiya? May I borrow an eraser?

Anthy Himemiya...

Prepare yourself!

It's dangerous to just go and open that closet up.

This can't be real!

This all has to be some terrible dream!

How can this huge octopus be here?

All these octopus tentacles...!

Hmm...

You're REALLY up to no good, aren't you?

No good? Me?

Ah, jeez! You've gotta be kidding me!

I was the victim that time, right?!

"And so Nanami has made Himemiya her sworn enemy..."

Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! HO-O-OLD IT!

I'm not her enemy!

There's no use in playing dumb at this point...

"...but there is a very profound reason for this..."

"...which no one must ever know."

Reason?

Hold it! Enough of this! Give that back!

It isn't yours! Hold it! Enough of this! Give that back!

It isn't yours!

It isn't yours! If you keep pulling, it's going to tear.

If you keep pulling, it's going to tear.

You monster! Demon! Criminal!

That describes YOU!

What's wrong?

Do you hear that?

What is it?

Soft teeth grinding...

Like the swaying of a rope bridge in the wind...

No... It's the creak of a swing at the beach...

Touga, the former leader of the student council...

Guess who.

Cut it out, Nanami.

Isn't it a lovely night...

...Big Brother?

How did I get such an adoring little sister?

Nanami's entire world revolves around Touga.

Listen, you people...!

"Touga is the only one who can measure up as Nanami's ideal man."

I'm still just a kid...

...but I want to be a big brother like Touga someday!

Let's stop.

This isn't right.

These are Tsuwabuki's feelings in here.

It's not right to look at them.

You've already read a ton! Like his feelings carry such weight!

Don't my feelings carry weight?!

49 kilos worth, at least.

Agh! I've gained!

Oh, my. What's this page, I wonder?

"Strategy number 1."

What strategy?!

Where am I...?

Who am I...?

It's no use... I can't remember anything!

Nanami?

Who's there?!

Have you forgotten?

I'm your big brother!

My big brother?!

Come to me, Nanami!

Big Brother-r-r-r!

H-Hold it! What's THAT all about?!

Dunno... H-Hold it! What's THAT all about?!

Dunno...

"Strategy number 2..."

AGH! No, wait!

Tsuwabuki...!

Please don't read any more!

Oh, it's too late to ask that!

We're going to reveal all your evil conspiracies right now!

They're not evil conspiracies!

I've been trying to be a man worthy of you, Miss Nanami!

Ooh, you awful little boy!

Nanami, calm down!

If you get excited, you'll turn into a cow again!

"Strategy number 2."

"If Nanami turns into a cow again,"

"I plan to handle it like this..."

Nanami!

Take that cowbell off!

Take it off!

Can't you leave me alo-0-one?!

Don't you know what that thing around your neck really is?! Can't you leave me alo-0-one?!

Don't you know what that thing around your neck really is?!

Ho-o-onestly, a Sebastian Dior cowbell!

Yes, a cowbell, as in a bell that a cow wears around its neck!

What are you talking abo-o-out?!

Take a good look around you!

Y-You mean my royal-quality Sebastian Dior bell is...?!

Not Sebastian Dior...

Cow-stian Dior!

C-Cowstian...?

You went around, proud to wear that huge bell around your neck...

...without even knowing what a cowbell is!

You're acting just like a cow!

A cow...?!

Look, what's done is done and can't be helped.

Now take that thing off before...

...you become a cow in both body and mind!

Wh-What are you talking abo-o0-out?!

I'm not going to turn into a cow, you kno-o-ow!

You're just trying to scare me mo-o-ore!

She must be jo-o0-oking...!

Mistress Utena, look! It's finally finished!

What is it?

A sweater!

Thanks, but it's a little out of season, isn't it?

I was so close to becoming the idol of the scho-0-0-ol!

I can't seem to think clearly anymo-o-ore!

Am I having delu-u-u-usions?! Do I need my appendix remo-o-oved?

Perhaps I've been bitten by a poisonous snake's too-o0-oth!

Someone bring me a blanket, and so0-0-on!

Nanami...?

What happened to Nanami?!

What happened to Nanami?! On a lazy, sunny afternoon...

Oh, my! On a lazy, sunny afternoon...

On a lazy, sunny afternoon...

...on the road to the marketplace.

M-Miss Nanami! ...on the road to the marketplace.

...on the road to the marketplace.

A wagon rattles along...

She's coming this way! A wagon rattles along...

Oh! I get it! A wagon rattles along...

Seeing this red sweater's making her mad! A wagon rattles along...

Oh, my! ...carrying a calf within.

...carrying a calf within.

Himemiya, run for it! ...carrying a calf within.

Right! ...carrying a calf within.

The precious calf is going to be sold.

Such a sad look the calf's eyes hold.

It's all right. Such a sad look the calf's eyes hold.

Such a sad look the calf's eyes hold.

It's all right, Miss Nanami... Such a sad look the calf's eyes hold.

Such a sad look the calf's eyes hold.

Dona Dona Dona Dona...

Even if you're a cow, I'll always take care of you. Dona Dona Dona Dona...

Dona Dona Dona Do...

I'll join you now... Dona Dona Dona Do...

Dona Dona Dona Do...

Dona Dona Dona Dona...

Dona Dona Dona Do...

Stop it! Stop reading!

Accept it gracefully, Tsuwabuki! Stop it! Stop reading!

Accept it gracefully, Tsuwabuki!

DON'T LOOK!

A h h h h h h h h

Where am I?!

Oh, you're finally awake.

How do you feel?

What are you writing?

Well, it's all screwed up now.

Your schedule.

I'm correcting it.

Oh... So what is it?

I'd like to see it.

I'll tell you later.

Don't worry about it.

I've got it!

Oh, no!

I'm sure I'll find all sorts of awful things written in here!

Grab him!

No, no, no, no! NO DON'T!

Lemme go! Lemme go!

Now, let's see... "Strategy number 24..."

Oh god, I'm finished!

If she reads that page, I'M FINISHED!!!

Extra! Extra!

I'm finished! Oh, I'm finished!

What's wrong?

Oh, I have a secret I can't keep!

The king has ears like a donkey!

A donkey, you say?

It's awful!

I'm not even a donkey.

The truth is, I am...

A monkey hiding behind a girl's face!

Oh, how shameless!

No one will ever marry her now!

I-have-caught-a-monkey! I-have-caught-a-monkey!

Curry...

Curry...

Curry...

CURRY!

Missing truth and forever, kissing love and true your heart.

Hold me tight with your arms so true. dakishimete honto no te de

The key to unlock tomorrow is reality. ashita wo hiraku kagi wa reality

I want to keep on smashing lies apart. uso wo kowashi tsuzuketai

No matter how much the two of us may talk... kore ijou hanashi wo shitemo

...you still just can't see anything. anata ni wa mienai

Excuses are fitting for adults who... mukashi no hanashi ni sugaru

...just cling to old stories. otona ni wa ii wake ga niau

The angels who weren't chosen... erabarenai tenshitachi ni

...don't need wings to fly! hane saemo iranai

Missing truth and forever, kissing love and true your heart.

I like who I'll be tomorrow and... ashita no jibun ga suki to

...I'll believe in myself because I want to believe. shinjiteiru no shinjitai kara

I want to be hated by lies. uso ni kirawareteitai

Next Episode

Starting today, we'll be living in my brother's house.

This is Mistress Utena's and my new room.

I feel like I met Akio a long time ago.

Hey, Himemiya. If you ever have any problems,

come to me with them first.

I'll do anything to help.

I want us to be friends like that.

Mistress Utena, the truth is, I...

Next time, on Revolutionary Girl Utena,

Their Eternal Apocalypse Next time, on Revolutionary Girl Utena,

Their Eternal Apocalypse "Their Eternal Apocalypse."

"Their Eternal Apocalypse."

The absolute destiny apocalypse.