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Are you ready to get food or what?

Hey.

Hey.

Can we go get food now?

I'm good. I'm not hungry anymore.

What do you mean you're not hungry anymore?

I'm good.

You said you were hungry like 30 minutes ago.

I'm about to change my mind.

That's not how that works. You don't get hungry and then you're not hungry.

that doesn't make any sense i'm busy just scrolling instagram

yes scrolling on instagram

stop what are you you're giving yourself

brainwaves mind your business go do whatever you want

i'm in the middle of looking at something

feet pictures yeah what the fuck is wrong with you i just i didn't

realize people did this yeah it's for like horny like

foot dudes like wait people

really like this dumb yeah they really like that what do you think

just memes or something literally i thought it was a joke like some trend no

it's like there's guys in the feet a lot i mean it's really not that weird to be

honest um pretty weird just looking at people's feet it's kind of

gross well maybe you i mean but you know some people are into it

so wait guys get

like turned on by this yeah what do you think the girls are posing their

pictures of feet for like i i like feet like i think they're pretty hot shut up

what stop you're you're lying this has to be like some

trend like to go viral or something no it's like no i mean like feet are kind

hot like shut up I'm not lying you think I'm like a lie about everything I'm

serious no like like look at like your feet are like really like they're like

small and like you have like nice like soles and like toes like if you weren't

my step sister like I would think you're I'm being serious I'm just saying oh my

god you really think I'm stupid I'm I'm being like wow

I think other shit's hot, too, like asses and titties, like a normal guy,

like... No, that's what I'm saying. Like, there's all that on a woman, and

of all things you and others find hot, this sounds

too crazy to believe. It's real.

I don't know what to tell you. Like, I don't know. It's just, like, it's just,

like, kind of hot.

There's nothing hot about thieves.

There are.

I don't believe you.

Yeah, like, I mean, I don't know what to tell you.

My God.

There's so much of this content online.

Like, guys get, like, foot jobs and stuff, and, like, it's fucking... Foot

And they lick them.

Yeah, when you, like... Wait, what's the... Do you... Well, like, a girl

her feet and, like, you know, like, jerks off, kind of, like, but you just,

instead of your hands, you use your feet.

Oh, my God.

That's... You think I'm making that up?

Yeah, that's freaky.

Well, it is kind of freaky, yeah.

But yeah, no, it's like I've gotten them before.

Oh my gosh. I'm not lying.

I'm not lying. It's a real thing.

It's a real thing.

What the fuck? So like it makes you... Yeah, I can.

But then you do other stuff too sometimes or whatever.

God, that's so weird. You're weird.

You think I'm like full of shit.

I kind of do.

I don't, yeah.

I would get, like, if you, like, just from your feet, I would get it like a

boner. You're such a loser.

I would, like.

Nah, there's no way.

There's no way.

I'm just telling you the truth.

Oh my gosh.

I don't know what to say to that.

Do you think I'm lying?

I do.

I could prove it if you really wanted to.

Prove it?

How?

I don't know.

Like me put my feet on your dick?

Yeah. If you didn't, I mean, if you didn't, like, tell anybody or whatever.

Why would I tell? I don't know.

Because you're normal.

You're right. That's fucking weird.

I didn't tell you. Like, I'm just telling you it's, like, it's real. Like,

don't think, like, people actually like feet. I'm just saying.

I just want to make you look stupid right now.

You don't think it would work.

I don't think so. Do you swear to God you're not going to tell anybody?

You're not going to tell mom?

I don't want to tell anybody.

I'm going to pull it out.

Okay, let's just try real quick because there's just no way.

I've never seen this before.

Don't make fun of my dick. It's small right now. Shut up.

I got to see this for my own eyes. This is crazy.

So like.

Yeah, so, like, to do it right, you gotta, like... Yeah.

You gotta use, like, lube.

You're terribly pretty, okay?

Why are you not, like, gonna turn off and... Wow.

People are really into this.

Yeah.

Okay,

I see.

See, I'm not, I wasn't lying.

Hell, man, actually, are people actually all from this?

Yeah.

I mean.

Okay, and then, like, you can take, like.

Take your feet and, like, kind of grab it like that. Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, I see.

And, like, you can kind of get more on your toes.

Oh, shit.

Okay.

Wow, you, like, must be a pro at this.

Yeah, I am. I mean, like, kind of.

balls on your feet and I'm like, yeah.

Like that?

Yeah.

Yeah. Like that?

Yeah. Wow, you rock hard, bro. What the fuck?

I told you.

I like feet, they're hot.

Um, okay.

Wait, don't keep going.

But I kind of like this.

What?

It's like hot.

It's super hot, but.

What? What's wrong?

It's kind of making me worry. I'm not going to lie.

Well, that felt like it spoke to work.

Well, I can like do stuff to you too.

Fuck me?

You'd fuck me?

Yeah, as long as you don't tell anybody.

Why would I tell anybody?

Because, I don't know.

It's so weird.

I mean, yeah.

Come on.

Yeah, I swear to God, I won't tell anybody.

You promise?

I'll make you call everything, like, whatever you want.

I could use that right now.

Just keep your mouth shut, you weirdo. You too. I won't. I swear.

I won't tell anybody.

Wow.

Do you want to put it in your mouth?

Why not?

No wonder there's girls over here all the time.

I mean, I can't leave you quiet. Sorry.

That's pretty nice, right?

I guess I could use this.

like a lot of stuff like yeah i was literally thinking you're a freak i'm

definitely freaking yeah yeah you are

You gotta fuck me good, then.

Ha ha.

Oh shit.

Oh fuck.

This is worth it.

Did you?

I don't want to go in there.

I love you.

I love you.

God. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. I gotta calm super hard shit.

Can you show me a little more, please?

We definitely held your end of the deal and I came along.

I believe you now.

I'll tell you a few things.

Thanks.

Thanks for not lying to me.

Told you.

Alrighty, well.

I guess we can go get some food now.