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Jimmy, I'm the host of the show. Thank

Jimmy, I'm the host of the show. Thank

Jimmy, I'm the host of the show. Thank [cheering] you. Thank you for watching.

[cheering] you. Thank you for watching.

[cheering] you. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us here in our

Thank you for joining us here in our

Thank you for joining us here in our studio. It is Monday. We're back. I'm

studio. It is Monday. We're back. I'm

studio. It is Monday. We're back. I'm glad you're, you know, when we left you

glad you're, you know, when we left you

glad you're, you know, when we left you last week on Thursday night, we were uh

last week on Thursday night, we were uh

last week on Thursday night, we were uh not at war. And today we are at war. We

not at war. And today we are at war. We

not at war. And today we are at war. We are at war. And I used to say the one

are at war. And I used to say the one

are at war. And I used to say the one thing that surprised me about Donald

thing that surprised me about Donald

thing that surprised me about Donald Trump in a good way is that he hadn't

Trump in a good way is that he hadn't

Trump in a good way is that he hadn't gotten us into any wars. Now there's

gotten us into any wars. Now there's

gotten us into any wars. Now there's nothing good about him. It's zero. In

nothing good about him. It's zero. In

nothing good about him. It's zero. In retrospect, we should have seen this

retrospect, we should have seen this

retrospect, we should have seen this coming two weeks ago when he convened

coming two weeks ago when he convened

coming two weeks ago when he convened the first meeting of his new board of

the first meeting of his new board of

the first meeting of his new board of peace. He met with the board of peace.

peace. He met with the board of peace.

peace. He met with the board of peace. Eight days later, we're at war. Turns

Eight days later, we're at war. Turns

Eight days later, we're at war. Turns out they probably should have just given

out they probably should have just given

out they probably should have just given him that Nobel Prize. I mean, remember

him that Nobel Prize. I mean, remember

him that Nobel Prize. I mean, remember Star Wars R2-D2's playing Chester

Star Wars R2-D2's playing Chester

Star Wars R2-D2's playing Chester Chewbacca and C3PO suggests he let the

Chewbacca and C3PO suggests he let the

Chewbacca and C3PO suggests he let the Wookie win. We should have let the

Wookie win. We should have let the

Wookie win. We should have let the Wookie win. Now we have no arms. Poor

Wookie win. Now we have no arms. Poor

Wookie win. Now we have no arms. Poor GMO. This was I know it was a tough

GMO. This was I know it was a tough

GMO. This was I know it was a tough weekend. Um, GMO, I know you and the

weekend. Um, GMO, I know you and the

weekend. Um, GMO, I know you and the Ayatollah were very close, RIGHT?

Ayatollah were very close, RIGHT?

Ayatollah were very close, RIGHT? [laughter]

Every morning, uh, GMO would call him.

Every morning, uh, GMO would call him.

Every morning, uh, GMO would call him. He'd say, "Hola, Ayatollah." And they

He'd say, "Hola, Ayatollah." And they

He'd say, "Hola, Ayatollah." And they had a great conversation.

had a great conversation.

had a great conversation. >> I'm sure you'll find a new Ayatollah. I

>> I'm sure you'll find a new Ayatollah. I

>> I'm sure you'll find a new Ayatollah. I bet you'll find an even better one.

bet you'll find an even better one.

bet you'll find an even better one. >> Yeah, I think I'll be okay. [laughter]

>> Yeah, I think I'll be okay. [laughter]

>> Yeah, I think I'll be okay. [laughter] >> This Ayatollah was 86 years old. I feel

>> This Ayatollah was 86 years old. I feel

>> This Ayatollah was 86 years old. I feel like they could have killed him by

like they could have killed him by

like they could have killed him by slamming a door really hard. It's early

slamming a door really hard. It's early

slamming a door really hard. It's early Saturday morning, just after midnight.

Saturday morning, just after midnight.

Saturday morning, just after midnight. The Pentagon launched what they are

The Pentagon launched what they are

The Pentagon launched what they are calling operation epic fury which is

calling operation epic fury which is

calling operation epic fury which is different from its original title which

different from its original title which

different from its original title which was operation epino distrao. [laughter]

was operation epino distrao. [laughter]

was operation epino distrao. [laughter] It was a [cheering]

it was a sophisticated military strike.

it was a sophisticated military strike.

it was a sophisticated military strike. They did it in concert with Israeli

They did it in concert with Israeli

They did it in concert with Israeli forces. It required intense secrecy,

forces. It required intense secrecy,

forces. It required intense secrecy, which is why Donald Trump watched it

which is why Donald Trump watched it

which is why Donald Trump watched it unfold from his membership only beach

unfold from his membership only beach

unfold from his membership only beach resort in Florida. From the very spot on

resort in Florida. From the very spot on

resort in Florida. From the very spot on which just two months ago, Vanilla Ice

which just two months ago, Vanilla Ice

which just two months ago, Vanilla Ice performed on stage with a Ninja Turtle.

performed on stage with a Ninja Turtle.

performed on stage with a Ninja Turtle. Just as the prophecy foretold, the

Just as the prophecy foretold, the

Just as the prophecy foretold, the president monitored the attack from his

president monitored the attack from his

president monitored the attack from his super secure bunker at Mara Lag. Don't

super secure bunker at Mara Lag. Don't

super secure bunker at Mara Lag. Don't worry, I I'm sure these um fabric

worry, I I'm sure these um fabric

worry, I I'm sure these um fabric curtains are totally soundproofed.

curtains are totally soundproofed.

curtains are totally soundproofed. The ceiling is open. Trump probably just

The ceiling is open. Trump probably just

The ceiling is open. Trump probably just came in from the golf course. He's

came in from the golf course. He's

came in from the golf course. He's sitting there. He's sweating like a a

sitting there. He's sweating like a a

sitting there. He's sweating like a a yam and a hat. He's And for whatever

yam and a hat. He's And for whatever

yam and a hat. He's And for whatever reason, they released a photo with a map

reason, they released a photo with a map

reason, they released a photo with a map in the background that revealed all the

in the background that revealed all the

in the background that revealed all the Iranianamean target locations, which

Iranianamean target locations, which

Iranianamean target locations, which surprises me. It's not like them to be

surprises me. It's not like them to be

surprises me. It's not like them to be sloppy.

sloppy.

sloppy. He launched a top secret military strike

He launched a top secret military strike

He launched a top secret military strike from the same kind of enclosure they

from the same kind of enclosure they

from the same kind of enclosure they used to sell hummus at a farmers market.

used to sell hummus at a farmers market.

used to sell hummus at a farmers market. You know, people stay at Mara Lago. They

You know, people stay at Mara Lago. They

You know, people stay at Mara Lago. They have guests on site who rent rooms for

have guests on site who rent rooms for

have guests on site who rent rooms for How does that work? Don't go in the

How does that work? Don't go in the

How does that work? Don't go in the cabana next to the pool house. They're

cabana next to the pool house. They're

cabana next to the pool house. They're having World War II in there tonight.

having World War II in there tonight.

having World War II in there tonight. Trump claims the operation in Iran could

Trump claims the operation in Iran could

Trump claims the operation in Iran could last four to five weeks or longer. And

last four to five weeks or longer. And

last four to five weeks or longer. And also that it won't be difficult. Of

also that it won't be difficult. Of

also that it won't be difficult. Of course, our supremist leader launched

course, our supremist leader launched

course, our supremist leader launched this attack without getting approval

this attack without getting approval

this attack without getting approval from Congress, which is something

from Congress, which is something

from Congress, which is something regular presidents do all the time. Six

regular presidents do all the time. Six

regular presidents do all the time. Six Americans were killed in the

Americans were killed in the

Americans were killed in the counterattacks, which is terrible and

counterattacks, which is terrible and

counterattacks, which is terrible and tragic. And I hope that we show their

tragic. And I hope that we show their

tragic. And I hope that we show their families how grateful we are for this

families how grateful we are for this

families how grateful we are for this sacrifice that they made. And of course,

sacrifice that they made. And of course,

sacrifice that they made. And of course, [applause] yes, and

[applause] yes, and

[applause] yes, and of course, our president would have gone

of course, our president would have gone

of course, our president would have gone over there to fight himself were not for

over there to fight himself were not for

over there to fight himself were not for those pesky bone spurs that still

those pesky bone spurs that still

those pesky bone spurs that still haven't healed up. And look, I think we

haven't healed up. And look, I think we

haven't healed up. And look, I think we could all probably agree that the

could all probably agree that the

could all probably agree that the world's a better place without the

world's a better place without the

world's a better place without the Ayatollah. But no one seems to

Ayatollah. But no one seems to

Ayatollah. But no one seems to understand why it was so urgent that we

understand why it was so urgent that we

understand why it was so urgent that we attack immediately. They got no approval

attack immediately. They got no approval

attack immediately. They got no approval from Congress. Even Ted Cruz said he saw

from Congress. Even Ted Cruz said he saw

from Congress. Even Ted Cruz said he saw no indication that Iran was close to

no indication that Iran was close to

no indication that Iran was close to getting nuclear weapons. And wasn't

getting nuclear weapons. And wasn't

getting nuclear weapons. And wasn't Donald Trump supposed to be the

Donald Trump supposed to be the

Donald Trump supposed to be the president of peace?

president of peace?

president of peace? >> I will prevent World War II

>> I will prevent World War II

>> I will prevent World War II as only I can. And I will prevent World

as only I can. And I will prevent World

as only I can. And I will prevent World War II. We're not going to have World

War II. We're not going to have World

War II. We're not going to have World War II.

War II.

War II. >> I will prevent World War II. I will

>> I will prevent World War II. I will

>> I will prevent World War II. I will prevent I promise World War II. I

prevent I promise World War II. I

prevent I promise World War II. I promise I will be your peacemaker. Going

promise I will be your peacemaker. Going

promise I will be your peacemaker. Going to be a peacemaker.

to be a peacemaker.

to be a peacemaker. >> I'll be your peacemaker. I will be your

>> I'll be your peacemaker. I will be your

>> I'll be your peacemaker. I will be your peacemaker. before I even arrive at the

peacemaker. before I even arrive at the

peacemaker. before I even arrive at the Oval Office. I will have the disastrous

Oval Office. I will have the disastrous

Oval Office. I will have the disastrous war between Russia and Ukraine settled.

war between Russia and Ukraine settled.

war between Russia and Ukraine settled. I will get it settled before I even

I will get it settled before I even

I will get it settled before I even become president. I'll get that thing

become president. I'll get that thing

become president. I'll get that thing settled before I take the office. I will

settled before I take the office. I will

settled before I take the office. I will have that war settled in one day. 24

have that war settled in one day. 24

have that war settled in one day. 24 hours.

hours.

hours. >> I'll have that war settled in 24 hours.

>> I'll have that war settled in 24 hours.

>> I'll have that war settled in 24 hours. My proudest legacy will be that of a

My proudest legacy will be that of a

My proudest legacy will be that of a peacemaker and unifier. That's what I

peacemaker and unifier. That's what I

peacemaker and unifier. That's what I want to be, a peacemaker and a unifier.

want to be, a peacemaker and a unifier.

want to be, a peacemaker and a unifier. >> Well, you're 0 for two, I guess.

>> Well, you're 0 for two, I guess.

>> Well, you're 0 for two, I guess. Trump has been [cheering]

Trump has been [cheering]

Trump has been [cheering] now after the bombing calling for the

now after the bombing calling for the

now after the bombing calling for the Iranian people to rise up to topple the

Iranian people to rise up to topple the

Iranian people to rise up to topple the regime, which is the opposite of what he

regime, which is the opposite of what he

regime, which is the opposite of what he said he would do. Usually, you know, he

said he would do. Usually, you know, he

said he would do. Usually, you know, he usually only calls for the overthrow of

usually only calls for the overthrow of

usually only calls for the overthrow of a government when he loses an election.

a government when he loses an election.

a government when he loses an election. But now it's different. Immediately

But now it's different. Immediately

But now it's different. Immediately after the attack, the president offered

after the attack, the president offered

after the attack, the president offered this message of hope and liberation to

this message of hope and liberation to

this message of hope and liberation to the people of Iran.

the people of Iran.

the people of Iran. >> Now, okay, you ready? Can you handle

>> Now, okay, you ready? Can you handle

>> Now, okay, you ready? Can you handle this? Hamburgers for all.

this? Hamburgers for all.

this? Hamburgers for all. Oh, I Well, you know what? That's That

Oh, I Well, you know what? That's That

Oh, I Well, you know what? That's That was him at Waterburger on Friday. That's

was him at Waterburger on Friday. That's

was him at Waterburger on Friday. That's what he should be invading. Fast food

what he should be invading. Fast food

what he should be invading. Fast food restaurants. Trump is suddenly all about

restaurants. Trump is suddenly all about

restaurants. Trump is suddenly all about toppling regimes, which is interesting

toppling regimes, which is interesting

toppling regimes, which is interesting because I remember a time when the idea

because I remember a time when the idea

because I remember a time when the idea that a president would start a war

that a president would start a war

that a president would start a war because he couldn't make a deal was seen

because he couldn't make a deal was seen

because he couldn't make a deal was seen by some as a negative.

by some as a negative.

by some as a negative. >> Our president will start a war with Iran

>> Our president will start a war with Iran

>> Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to

because he has absolutely no ability to

because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He's weak and he's

negotiate. He's weak and he's

negotiate. He's weak and he's ineffective.

ineffective.

ineffective. >> Well, look at that. Another prediction

>> Well, look at that. Another prediction

>> Well, look at that. Another prediction he got right. That's Nora dumbass has

he got right. That's Nora dumbass has

he got right. That's Nora dumbass has [cheering] done it again. [applause]

[cheering] done it again. [applause]

[cheering] done it again. [applause] >> But hey, you know what? When your best

>> But hey, you know what? When your best

>> But hey, you know what? When your best friend was a pedophile and you're losing

friend was a pedophile and you're losing

friend was a pedophile and you're losing bigly in the swing states with an

bigly in the swing states with an

bigly in the swing states with an election coming up, what do you do? I'll

election coming up, what do you do? I'll

election coming up, what do you do? I'll tell you what you do. You fire the

tell you what you do. You fire the

tell you what you do. You fire the weapons of mass distraction.

weapons of mass distraction.

weapons of mass distraction. >> Yes. I believe that we will end up in a

>> Yes. I believe that we will end up in a

>> Yes. I believe that we will end up in a war with Iran because I think Obama

war with Iran because I think Obama

war with Iran because I think Obama views that as politically good for him.

views that as politically good for him.

views that as politically good for him. But he's losing in swing sets. I have

But he's losing in swing sets. I have

But he's losing in swing sets. I have said for a year and a half that in the

said for a year and a half that in the

said for a year and a half that in the end we'll end up with somewhere before

end we'll end up with somewhere before

end we'll end up with somewhere before the election, we will end up in a form

the election, we will end up in a form

the election, we will end up in a form of war with Iran. And I think he's doing

of war with Iran. And I think he's doing

of war with Iran. And I think he's doing it for political reasons.

it for political reasons.

it for political reasons. >> And since Obama didn't do it, Trump

>> And since Obama didn't do it, Trump

>> And since Obama didn't do it, Trump said, "Well, why not? I'll do it." And

said, "Well, why not? I'll do it." And

said, "Well, why not? I'll do it." And he, this is another one. This is from

he, this is another one. This is from

he, this is another one. This is from 2012. He tweeted, "Now that Obama's poll

2012. He tweeted, "Now that Obama's poll

2012. He tweeted, "Now that Obama's poll numbers are in a tail spin, watch for

numbers are in a tail spin, watch for

numbers are in a tail spin, watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran.

him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran.

him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

He is desperate.

He is desperate. I guess at least we know why he did

I guess at least we know why he did

I guess at least we know why he did this. Only one in four Americans, by the

this. Only one in four Americans, by the

this. Only one in four Americans, by the way, believe the US made enough of an

way, believe the US made enough of an

way, believe the US made enough of an effort at diplomacy with Iran before

effort at diplomacy with Iran before

effort at diplomacy with Iran before using military force. That includes many

using military force. That includes many

using military force. That includes many from his MAGA base who feel that Trump

from his MAGA base who feel that Trump

from his MAGA base who feel that Trump violated his promise to keep us out of

violated his promise to keep us out of

violated his promise to keep us out of foreign entanglements and regime change.

foreign entanglements and regime change.

foreign entanglements and regime change. Secretary Pete Hexath said, "This is not

Secretary Pete Hexath said, "This is not

Secretary Pete Hexath said, "This is not a so-called regime change war, but the

a so-called regime change war, but the

a so-called regime change war, but the regime sure did change." which you know

regime sure did change." which you know

regime sure did change." which you know what in times like these I I for one am

what in times like these I I for one am

what in times like these I I for one am grateful that the lives of the men and

grateful that the lives of the men and

grateful that the lives of the men and women in our military are in the

women in our military are in the

women in our military are in the experience capable totally not at all

experience capable totally not at all

experience capable totally not at all shaky hands of the former weekend

shaky hands of the former weekend

shaky hands of the former weekend co-host of Fox and Friends right they're

co-host of Fox and Friends right they're

co-host of Fox and Friends right they're so casual about this blob VA hosted a

so casual about this blob VA hosted a

so casual about this blob VA hosted a Medal of Honor ceremony today he's

Medal of Honor ceremony today he's

Medal of Honor ceremony today he's supposed to be honoring veterans who

supposed to be honoring veterans who

supposed to be honoring veterans who lost their lives in Afghanistan and

lost their lives in Afghanistan and

lost their lives in Afghanistan and World War II but along the way he got

World War II but along the way he got

World War II but along the way he got distracted and started rambling about

distracted and started rambling about

distracted and started rambling about the curtains and drapes

the curtains and drapes

the curtains and drapes >> I picked those drapes in my first term.

>> I picked those drapes in my first term.

>> I picked those drapes in my first term. I always like gold, but I think we can

I always like gold, but I think we can

I always like gold, but I think we can save a lot of money. I just saved I just

save a lot of money. I just saved I just

save a lot of money. I just saved I just saved curtains. He saved Christmas. He

saved curtains. He saved Christmas. He

saved curtains. He saved Christmas. He saved curtains. He saved drapes. He's a

saved curtains. He saved drapes. He's a

saved curtains. He saved drapes. He's a drapist. He's Oh, sorry. You know what?

drapist. He's Oh, sorry. You know what?

drapist. He's Oh, sorry. You know what? [cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering] [applause]

He's He's an alleged drapist.

He's He's an alleged drapist.

He's He's an alleged drapist. Would someone please check the

Would someone please check the

Would someone please check the expiration date on his brain? Meanwhile,

expiration date on his brain? Meanwhile,

expiration date on his brain? Meanwhile, Milani was in New York today presiding

Milani was in New York today presiding

Milani was in New York today presiding over a meeting of the UN Security

over a meeting of the UN Security

over a meeting of the UN Security Council. This is the first time ever

Council. This is the first time ever

Council. This is the first time ever that a first lady has presided over a

that a first lady has presided over a

that a first lady has presided over a security council meeting less than 72

security council meeting less than 72

security council meeting less than 72 hours after her husband started a war.

hours after her husband started a war.

hours after her husband started a war. It uh looks like the worst season of The

It uh looks like the worst season of The

It uh looks like the worst season of The Bachelorette yet, I will say. But even

Bachelorette yet, I will say. But even

Bachelorette yet, I will say. But even though it was her first time, Melania

though it was her first time, Melania

though it was her first time, Melania handled it like a seasoned old pro.

handled it like a seasoned old pro.

handled it like a seasoned old pro. >> Good afternoon.

>> Good afternoon.

>> Good afternoon. The 10,113

The 10,113

The 10,113 meeting of the SE security council is

meeting of the SE security council is

meeting of the SE security council is called to order.

called to order.

called to order. >> Very good. [laughter]

>> Very good. [laughter]

>> Very good. [laughter] My husband wanted to be here, but your

My husband wanted to be here, but your

My husband wanted to be here, but your escalator is trying to kill him. And the

escalator is trying to kill him. And the

escalator is trying to kill him. And the first lady was there purportedly to

first lady was there purportedly to

first lady was there purportedly to promote education and as a means to

promote education and as a means to

promote education and as a means to advance tolerance and peace around the

advance tolerance and peace around the

advance tolerance and peace around the world. Even though an event like this is

world. Even though an event like this is

world. Even though an event like this is largely ceremonial, an appearance by the

largely ceremonial, an appearance by the

largely ceremonial, an appearance by the spouse of the leader of the free world

spouse of the leader of the free world

spouse of the leader of the free world is significant.

is significant.

is significant. >> Collectively, your mission to maintain

>> Collectively, your mission to maintain

>> Collectively, your mission to maintain security while upholding the

security while upholding the

security while upholding the responsibility of preventing conflict

responsibility of preventing conflict

responsibility of preventing conflict during times of both war and peace is

during times of both war and peace is

during times of both war and peace is significant.

significant.

significant. >> That's right. [laughter]

>> That's right. [laughter]

>> That's right. [laughter] That's how it's pronounced now.

That's how it's pronounced now.

That's how it's pronounced now. Actually, significant is her new

Actually, significant is her new

Actually, significant is her new signature perfume.

signature perfume.

signature perfume. AI is democratizing knowledge.

AI is democratizing knowledge.

AI is democratizing knowledge. [laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter] >> Those poor UN translators. I mean, how

>> Those poor UN translators. I mean, how

>> Those poor UN translators. I mean, how do you say democratinizing in Chinese?

do you say democratinizing in Chinese?

do you say democratinizing in Chinese? [laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter] In fairness, she had a very long day

In fairness, she had a very long day

In fairness, she had a very long day trying on hats. So, on Friday in New

trying on hats. So, on Friday in New

trying on hats. So, on Friday in New York, former President Bill Clinton

York, former President Bill Clinton

York, former President Bill Clinton testified for more than six hours in

testified for more than six hours in

testified for more than six hours in front of the House Oversight Committee

front of the House Oversight Committee

front of the House Oversight Committee to answer questions about his

to answer questions about his

to answer questions about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. They

relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. They

relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. They had a lot of questions for Bill. They

had a lot of questions for Bill. They

had a lot of questions for Bill. They wanted to know about the 16 times he

wanted to know about the 16 times he

wanted to know about the 16 times he flew on Epstein's jet and also how many

flew on Epstein's jet and also how many

flew on Epstein's jet and also how many shoes Hillary threw at him when she

shoes Hillary threw at him when she

shoes Hillary threw at him when she found out he flew 16 times on Epstein's

found out he flew 16 times on Epstein's

found out he flew 16 times on Epstein's jet. James Culr, the Republican

jet. James Culr, the Republican

jet. James Culr, the Republican knucklehead of the committee, said

knucklehead of the committee, said

knucklehead of the committee, said Clinton was charming and showed southern

Clinton was charming and showed southern

Clinton was charming and showed southern people skills. You know a guy smooth

people skills. You know a guy smooth

people skills. You know a guy smooth when he's subpoenaed to testify about a

when he's subpoenaed to testify about a

when he's subpoenaed to testify about a pedophile and leaves with a new fan.

pedophile and leaves with a new fan.

pedophile and leaves with a new fan. The Clintons have now by doing this, by

The Clintons have now by doing this, by

The Clintons have now by doing this, by testifying, [applause] they put Trump in

testifying, [applause] they put Trump in

testifying, [applause] they put Trump in a tough spot because on the one hand,

a tough spot because on the one hand,

a tough spot because on the one hand, Trump loves to drag them through the

Trump loves to drag them through the

Trump loves to drag them through the mud, especially Hillary. But on the

mud, especially Hillary. But on the

mud, especially Hillary. But on the other, he's now the only president who

other, he's now the only president who

other, he's now the only president who pled around with a pedophile who hasn't

pled around with a pedophile who hasn't

pled around with a pedophile who hasn't answered questions under oath.

answered questions under oath.

answered questions under oath. >> I don't like seeing him deposed, but uh

>> I don't like seeing him deposed, but uh

>> I don't like seeing him deposed, but uh you know, they certainly went after me a

you know, they certainly went after me a

you know, they certainly went after me a lot more than that.

lot more than that.

lot more than that. I don't like I don't like Look, I like I

I don't like I don't like Look, I like I

I don't like I don't like Look, I like I like them

like them

like them >> and I don't like seeing them deposed.

>> and I don't like seeing them deposed.

>> and I don't like seeing them deposed. >> In fact, I believe we should stop

>> In fact, I believe we should stop

>> In fact, I believe we should stop deposing presidents permanently starting

deposing presidents permanently starting

deposing presidents permanently starting right now. You see, folks, it's

right now. You see, folks, it's

right now. You see, folks, it's important the important thing to

important the important thing to

important the important thing to remember is that even though the

remember is that even though the

remember is that even though the president's name has been redacted

president's name has been redacted

president's name has been redacted hundreds of thousands of times from the

hundreds of thousands of times from the

hundreds of thousands of times from the Trump Epstein files, he doesn't know

Trump Epstein files, he doesn't know

Trump Epstein files, he doesn't know anything about them.

anything about them.

anything about them. >> I don't know anything about the Epstein

>> I don't know anything about the Epstein

>> I don't know anything about the Epstein files. You know, I've been fully

files. You know, I've been fully

files. You know, I've been fully exonerated.

exonerated.

exonerated. >> Well, and case closed, I guess. And of

>> Well, and case closed, I guess. And of

>> Well, and case closed, I guess. And of course, the little MAGA fan club that's

course, the little MAGA fan club that's

course, the little MAGA fan club that's running this investigation, James Comr,

running this investigation, James Comr,

running this investigation, James Comr, Nancy Mace, and their fellow GOPons,

Nancy Mace, and their fellow GOPons,

Nancy Mace, and their fellow GOPons, even though there is a detailed

even though there is a detailed

even though there is a detailed multi-part accusation of Donald Trump

multi-part accusation of Donald Trump

multi-part accusation of Donald Trump from a young teenage girl that none of

from a young teenage girl that none of

from a young teenage girl that none of us have seen because it disappeared.

us have seen because it disappeared.

us have seen because it disappeared. Even though that's still being hidden by

Even though that's still being hidden by

Even though that's still being hidden by the Department of Justice, Republicans

the Department of Justice, Republicans

the Department of Justice, Republicans on the House Oversight Committee have

on the House Oversight Committee have

on the House Oversight Committee have the audacity to agree with the

the audacity to agree with the

the audacity to agree with the president's claim that he has been

president's claim that he has been

president's claim that he has been somehow exonerated.

somehow exonerated.

somehow exonerated. >> Mr. Chairman, President Trump said today

>> Mr. Chairman, President Trump said today

>> Mr. Chairman, President Trump said today that he knew nothing about the Epstein

that he knew nothing about the Epstein

that he knew nothing about the Epstein files and he was exonerated. Do you

files and he was exonerated. Do you

files and he was exonerated. Do you agree that he is exonerated in this

agree that he is exonerated in this

agree that he is exonerated in this matter?

matter?

matter? >> From all the evidence I've seen, he's

>> From all the evidence I've seen, he's

>> From all the evidence I've seen, he's been exonerated for for a long time.

been exonerated for for a long time.

been exonerated for for a long time. Nancy, can I ask you?

Nancy, can I ask you?

Nancy, can I ask you? >> When have survivors said to you that

>> When have survivors said to you that

>> When have survivors said to you that President Trump is exonerated? Yes.

President Trump is exonerated? Yes.

President Trump is exonerated? Yes. Because they've only ever told me they

Because they've only ever told me they

Because they've only ever told me they want to see him question.

want to see him question.

want to see him question. >> Nope. I've never heard that from a

>> Nope. I've never heard that from a

>> Nope. I've never heard that from a single victim.

single victim.

single victim. >> Whatever happened to being struck by

>> Whatever happened to being struck by

>> Whatever happened to being struck by lightning?

lightning?

lightning? Where are you, God? WHERE ARE YOU?

Where are you, God? WHERE ARE YOU?

Where are you, God? WHERE ARE YOU? [applause]

These clowns, you know, they made a deal

These clowns, you know, they made a deal

These clowns, you know, they made a deal with the Clintons. Clintons wanted their

with the Clintons. Clintons wanted their

with the Clintons. Clintons wanted their testimony to be live on television so we

testimony to be live on television so we

testimony to be live on television so we could all see it. But the Republicans

could all see it. But the Republicans

could all see it. But the Republicans didn't want that, which I don't know

didn't want that, which I don't know

didn't want that, which I don't know kind of tells you all you need to know

kind of tells you all you need to know

kind of tells you all you need to know about this. So they agreed on some rules

about this. So they agreed on some rules

about this. So they agreed on some rules and one of them being there would be no

and one of them being there would be no

and one of them being there would be no photos released of from the deposition.

photos released of from the deposition.

photos released of from the deposition. This that was an agreement that

This that was an agreement that

This that was an agreement that Congresswoman Lauren Boowbert

Congresswoman Lauren Boowbert

Congresswoman Lauren Boowbert immediately violated on Thursday. She

immediately violated on Thursday. She

immediately violated on Thursday. She shared a photo of Hillary Clinton. So

shared a photo of Hillary Clinton. So

shared a photo of Hillary Clinton. So they stopped the testimony. James Comr

they stopped the testimony. James Comr

they stopped the testimony. James Comr promised it wouldn't happen again and

promised it wouldn't happen again and

promised it wouldn't happen again and then it did happen again. Another photo

then it did happen again. Another photo

then it did happen again. Another photo went up and then on Friday, Lauren

went up and then on Friday, Lauren

went up and then on Friday, Lauren Boowbert posted a photo of Bill Clinton

Boowbert posted a photo of Bill Clinton

Boowbert posted a photo of Bill Clinton on her Instagram or whatever, proving

on her Instagram or whatever, proving

on her Instagram or whatever, proving once again whether it's a Beetlejuice

once again whether it's a Beetlejuice

once again whether it's a Beetlejuice musical or a congressional hearing, you

musical or a congressional hearing, you

musical or a congressional hearing, you cannot take this woman anywhere. Lauren

cannot take this woman anywhere. Lauren

cannot take this woman anywhere. Lauren Boowbert is not among our best and

Boowbert is not among our best and

Boowbert is not among our best and brightest. She was on the Piers Morgan

brightest. She was on the Piers Morgan

brightest. She was on the Piers Morgan show on one of the subjects was

show on one of the subjects was

show on one of the subjects was inflation. Piers asked her, I think, a

inflation. Piers asked her, I think, a

inflation. Piers asked her, I think, a very good question. He asked the

very good question. He asked the

very good question. He asked the congresswoman this.

congresswoman this.

congresswoman this. >> What is inflation?

>> What is inflation?

>> What is inflation? >> Okay, it's a question from Lauren

>> Okay, it's a question from Lauren

>> Okay, it's a question from Lauren Boowbert. [laughter]

Boowbert. [laughter]

Boowbert. [laughter] a member of Congress who sits on the

a member of Congress who sits on the

a member of Congress who sits on the House Oversight Committee is what is

House Oversight Committee is what is

House Oversight Committee is what is inflation?

inflation?

inflation? >> Well, inflation is when uh when the the

>> Well, inflation is when uh when the the

>> Well, inflation is when uh when the the price of things um is is over um is is

price of things um is is over um is is

price of things um is is over um is is too expensive because of of um the uh

too expensive because of of um the uh

too expensive because of of um the uh federal government uh really squandering

federal government uh really squandering

federal government uh really squandering the tax dollars. So, you have the Green

the tax dollars. So, you have the Green

the tax dollars. So, you have the Green New Scam, hundreds of billions of

New Scam, hundreds of billions of

New Scam, hundreds of billions of dollars spent there um to provide

dollars spent there um to provide

dollars spent there um to provide affordable energy. Uh and it was not

affordable energy. Uh and it was not

affordable energy. Uh and it was not affordable. It was never free. It was

affordable. It was never free. It was

affordable. It was never free. It was never discounted.

never discounted.

never discounted. >> Well, first I want to congratulate peers

>> Well, first I want to congratulate peers

>> Well, first I want to congratulate peers on not laughing. Um, [laughter] but this

on not laughing. Um, [laughter] but this

on not laughing. Um, [laughter] but this is an important subject and inflation. I

is an important subject and inflation. I

is an important subject and inflation. I want to make sure everyone understands

want to make sure everyone understands

want to make sure everyone understands it. So, what we've done is we've written

it. So, what we've done is we've written

it. So, what we've done is we've written out Lauren's definition. Thank you, dear

out Lauren's definition. Thank you, dear

out Lauren's definition. Thank you, dear [cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering] of inflation.

of inflation.

of inflation. And you can, you know, take a screen

And you can, you know, take a screen

And you can, you know, take a screen grab of this or whatever. She says,

grab of this or whatever. She says,

grab of this or whatever. She says, "Well, inflation is when uh when the

"Well, inflation is when uh when the

"Well, inflation is when uh when the price of things um is is over, is is is

price of things um is is over, is is is

price of things um is is over, is is is too expensive because of of the uh

too expensive because of of the uh

too expensive because of of the uh federal government uh really squandering

federal government uh really squandering

federal government uh really squandering the tax dollars. So, you have the Green

the tax dollars. So, you have the Green

the tax dollars. So, you have the Green New Scam. Uh hundreds of billions of

New Scam. Uh hundreds of billions of

New Scam. Uh hundreds of billions of dollars spent there um to provide

dollars spent there um to provide

dollars spent there um to provide affordable energy uh and it was not

affordable energy uh and it was not

affordable energy uh and it was not affordable. It was never free. It was

affordable. It was never free. It was

affordable. It was never free. It was never discounted." Lauren Bober, it's

never discounted." Lauren Bober, it's

never discounted." Lauren Bober, it's hard. You know what? [applause] I'm

hard. You know what? [applause] I'm

hard. You know what? [applause] I'm going to tell you something's going to

going to tell you something's going to

going to tell you something's going to shock you. She never graduated high

shock you. She never graduated high

shock you. She never graduated high school. She got her GED at age 33. And

school. She got her GED at age 33. And

school. She got her GED at age 33. And they might want to think about taking it

they might want to think about taking it

they might want to think about taking it back.

back.

back. According to [cheering]

According to [cheering]

According to [cheering] the Federal Reserve,

the Federal Reserve,

the Federal Reserve, the Federal Reserve says the definition

the Federal Reserve says the definition

the Federal Reserve says the definition of inflation is the increase in the

of inflation is the increase in the

of inflation is the increase in the prices of goods and services over time.

prices of goods and services over time.

prices of goods and services over time. Which But she was so close. You know,

Which But she was so close. You know,

Which But she was so close. You know, you did a [applause] nice try, Lauren.

you did a [applause] nice try, Lauren.

you did a [applause] nice try, Lauren. You know what this give yourself a hand

You know what this give yourself a hand

You know what this give yourself a hand this [applause] time. We have a good

this [applause] time. We have a good

this [applause] time. We have a good show for you tonight. Sarah Pigeon is

show for you tonight. Sarah Pigeon is

show for you tonight. Sarah Pigeon is here. Sci [cheering] Smith is sitting in

here. Sci [cheering] Smith is sitting in

here. Sci [cheering] Smith is sitting in the pre and we'll be back WITH URBAN

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