Original subtitles

- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...

[laughter]

- WHEN YOU THROW IN A BOTTLE OF ROSE,

NOT ALWAYS GONNA GET WHAT YOU WANT.

- OH, MY GOD. THIS ROOM...

- I'M GLAD. - YOU DID GOOD. YOU DID GOOD.

I LIKE IT. I'M GONNA HIRE YOU

FOR THE REST OF THE JOB. - NOT BAD FOR AN EX-WIFE.

- HI, KIM. HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

HOW'S YOUR PAIN RIGHT NOW? - GOOD.

- WELL, WE'LL GIVE YOU SOME PAIN MEDICATIONS TO TAKE HOME.

- ARE YOU CONCERNED FOR HER,

BECAUSE SHE'S NEWLY SOBER AND STUFF,

LIKE THAT THEY'LL GIVE HER MEDICATION

AND--IT AWAKENS THE BEAST.

- THE FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MY MIND

WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOD, THAT'S TOO EARLY.

- WELL, LET'S WISH HER LUCK AND CHEERS.

KIM!

[upbeat music]

- LIFE ISN'T ALL DIAMONDS AND ROSE,

BUT IT SHOULD BE.

- MONEY DOESN'T GIVE YOU CLASS.

IT JUST GIVES YOU MONEY.

- KNOW YOUR FRIENDS.

SHOW YOUR ENEMIES THE DOOR.

- I FOUGHT TOO HARD FOR THIS ZIP CODE

TO GO HOME NOW.

- I LIKE TO HAVE FUN, BUT I DON'T PLAY GAMES.

- LIFE IS A JOURNEY,

AND I'M FINDING MYSELF EVERY DAY.

- I'M BORN AND RAISED IN BEVERLY HILLS.

THIS IS MY TOWN.

- HELLO.

- HI!

OOH, YOU LOOK PRETTY.

- AH, THANKS. WELL, YOU TOO.

YOU LOOK PRETTY.

- I JUST GOT HOME. MM.

- WHERE SHOULD WE SIT?

- SIT OVER HERE. - OH.

- MM.

CHLOE. - OH, I LOVE THIS VIEW.

- YOU DO? - I THINK IT'S THE ONE THING--

I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE MY HOUSE.

THE ONE THING I MISS AND I DON'T HAVE

[patting cushion] IS SEATING AREA LIKE THIS.

I WOULD LOVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

THERE'S NOWHERE FOR ME--ARE THOSE TURTLES UP ON YOUR WALL?

- THEY'RE--NO, THEY'RE NOT, LIKE, REAL TURTLES.

THEY'RE JUST, LIKE, A DECORATION.

- OH, I LOVE THEM.

- [laughing] KIM...

- OH, I LOVE THEM.

- OKAY. - I LOVE TURTLES.

- YOU'RE SCARING ME.

- THEY MUST BE SOME SORT OF GOOD LUCK OR SOMETHING.

- THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO THINK.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

- THE OTHER NIGHT AT MY HOUSE,

WHEN TAYLOR CALLED,

I WAS COMPLETELY CAUGHT OFF-GUARD.

- OKAY, I HAVE KENNEDY WITH ME ANYWAY, GUYS.

KEEP HER WITH ME THEN? - OH, YOU HAVE KENNEDY WITH YOU?

- YOU DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS AT MY HOUSE?

- NO IDEA.

- I MEAN, I WAS--

I WAS SHOCKED BY THE PHONE CALL.

I WAS SHOCKED BY EVERYTHING THAT WAS SAID.

I BELIEVE TAYLOR HAS A PROBLEM WITH DRINKING.

TAYLOR HAS A LOT OF PAIN

THAT SHE'S DEALING WITH.

AND I BELIEVE THAT TAYLOR IS USING ALCOHOL

TO ESCAPE FROM HER FEELINGS AT TIMES.

I DO CARE ABOUT TAYLOR.

AND I REALLY CAN'T SIT HERE AND WATCH IT HAPPEN

TO SOMEONE CLOSE TO ME.

- WELL, WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT WE DO TO HELP HER?

- WELL, I THINK-- THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

- BECAUSE IT'S SO HARD FOR ME TO SAY SOMETHING TO HER.

- WELL... - I MEAN, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT.

- IT'S HARDER TO WATCH OUR FRIEND GO DOWN.

- WHENEVER I'VE GONE TO YOU BEFORE AND SAID,

"KIM, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. I'M WORRIED.

YOU KNOW, LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED,"

WE END UP IN A HUGE FIGHT.

SO NOW I'M SCARED TO SAY SOMETHING TO TAYLOR.

- BUT WHEN YOU'VE COME TO ME, I HAVE LISTENED.

- BUT YOU DIDN'T ADMIT IT. - WELL, I DIDN'T--

IT DIDN'T MEAN I DIDN'T HEAR YOU.

AS MUCH AS WE DON'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING,

'CAUSE WE'RE AFRAID OF WHAT SHE'S GONNA SAY

AND ANGRY SHE'S GONNA GET

AND HOW HARD SHE'S GONNA CRY,

WE NEED TO SAY SOMETHING.

- I MEAN, BELIEVE ME, I KNOW ALL THIS,

AND I SEE IT, AND I ALWAYS STRUGGLE,

AND I THINK,

I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING, EVERY TIME I THINK BACK

TO THE TIMES THAT YOU AND I HAVE SPOKEN.

- I'M GOING, AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO COME WITH ME.

I'M GONNA GO SAY SOMETHING TO HER.

WHAT'S BEING A GOOD FRIEND,

HELPING HER OR NOT SAYING ANYTHING?

OBVIOUSLY I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING.

- OKAY. - THIS HAS NEVER GONE OVER WELL

FOR ME.

[line ringing]

- WELL, THAT'S WHY WE'LL DO IT TOGETHER.

- HELLO?

- TAYLOR? - YES.

both: IT'S KIM AND KYLE. - HI, GUYS.

- SO WE'RE JUST SITTING HERE TALKING.

WE WERE WONDERING IF YOU WERE GONNA BE AROUND

FOR A FEW MINUTES. WE WANTED TO COME BY.

- YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. ANYTIME.

YOU KNOW THAT. - OKAY, SO WE'LL BE BY

IN ABOUT 15, 20 MINUTES.

- OKAY, GUYS. - BYE.

- KEN.

- I'M DOWN HERE.

I'M FEEDING THE SWANS.

- OH, THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL, AREN'T THEY?

THAT'S PERFECTION, ISN'T IT?

BLACK AND WHITE LIVING TOGETHER IN HARMONY.

- THEY WEREN'T ALWAYS LIKE THAT.

- NO. THEY STARTED OFF FIGHTING, RIGHT?

- YEP. - I DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT

YOUR BLISSFUL MOMENT HERE, BUT WILL YOU COME UP?

LET'S DECIDE WHAT WE'RE GONNA PACK

FOR SAINT-TROPEZ.

WE'RE GOING TO SAINT-TROPEZ TO SEE KEN'S SON,

WARREN, MY STEPSON, AND HIS WIFE SUE.

HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO WARREN?

- YEAH, I SPOKE TO HIM. OF COURSE.

- YEAH? SO THEY'RE THERE--

- HE'S LOOKING FORWARD TO HAVING US STAYING WITH HIM.

WARREN WAS A PRODUCT OF MY FIRST MARRIAGE,

WHICH DIDN'T LAST VERY LONG.

I HAD TOTAL CUSTODY OF HIM

FROM THE AGE OF TWO, AND I BROUGHT HIM UP ON MY OWN.

I'M EXCITED TO BE GOING, ACTUALLY.

- WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM SINCE THE WEDDING.

WARREN, WHO WAS VERY YOUNG AT THE TIME,

MET SUE, WHO WAS MY FRIEND,

AND IT WAS A BIT OF A ROCKY START,

I HAVE TO BE HONEST.

I WAS FRIENDS WITH SUE,

AND I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW THAT THEY WERE TOGETHER,

AND OBVIOUSLY, HIM BEING MY STEPSON,

IT WASN'T THE EASIEST OF SITUATIONS.

- YOU'RE OKAY WITH STAYING WITH WARREN, YEAH?

IN HIS HOUSE? - YEAH, IT'S FINE. I'D LOVE TO.

WE CAN TAKE GIG.

- WE'RE TAKING GIG?

- YEAH. OKAY, OKAY, WILL YOU COME

AND HELP ME PACK?

WHAT ABOUT THIS?

- OH, I LOVE THAT. - YOU LIKE THAT, RIGHT?

SAINT-TROPEZ, MAYBE IN THE EVENING.

GOING OUT TO DINNER WITH WARREN AND SUE.

- LOVE IT. - OKAY, GOOD.

OKAY. - IT LOOKS PERFECT.

- KIND OF MAYBE SHOPPING IN SAINT-TROPEZ.

- LOVE IT. YOU KNOW, I LOVE THAT.

- IT'S REALLY SWEET. - I WAS WITH YOU

WHEN WE BOUGHT IT.

- WHAT ABOUT THIS PINK TRENCH? THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

- OH, I LOVE THAT. - YOU SAY YOU LOVE EVERYTHING.

- YEAH, BUT I DO LOVE THAT. - NO, YOU JUST SAY

YOU LOVE EVERYTHING EVERY TIME BECAUSE IT MAKES IT EASIER.

- I MUST LOVE IT, BECAUSE I BOUGHT IT FOR YOU.

- DON'T SAY YOU LOVE EVERYTHING.

WHAT'S GIG GONNA WEAR, MORE IMPORTANTLY?

- I'VE GOT HIS CLOTHES READY.

- HAVE YOU?

WHAT'S HE GONNA DO ON THE BEACH?

BECAUSE IT'S HOT FOR HIM.

YET HE CAN'T GO NAKED

BECAUSE OF HIS ALOPECIA.

- HE'LL LIE ON THE SUN BED UNDER THE UMBRELLA.

DARLING, ARE YOU FINISHED NOW?

I'M DYING FOR SOME TEA. - NO.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS?

- I LOVE THE HAT. - OH, MARIA, TEA, PERFECT.

JUST ONE CUP?

- WHAT?

- OH, JUST BRING IT IN HERE THEN.

DARLING, DON'T WORRY.

MARIA WORKS FOR ME, NOT YOU.

THANK YOU, MARIA.

- MARIA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT'S MY TEA.

- GO AND DO YOUR PACKING.

YOU'RE NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO GET TEA, KEN.

- WHERE'S MY TEA, EH?

WHERE'S MY TEA?

- HEY, THERE. HI. HOW ARE YOU?

- OH, LOOK AT YOU, ALL DRESSED UP IN YOUR HOUSE.

- WELL, NO, I JUST CAME FROM MY ACCOUNTANT'S OFFICE.

- OH.

- HOW ARE YOU? - FUN TIMES.

- HOW ARE YOU?

- GOOD TO SEE YOU.

COME IN. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO?

- JUST HANGING OUT. - JUST TWO SISTERS HANGING OUT

FOR THE DAY, YEAH. - THAT'S NICE.

- YEAH. - IT WAS FUN.

- AND I GET TO HAVE A VISIT. THIS IS GREAT.

- KENNEDY'S IN SCHOOL TILL LATER, RIGHT?

- YES.

YES. - OH, MY GOD.

THIS IS SO PRETTY. I LOVE A HOUSE WHERE YOU CAN SIT

AND ACTUALLY SEE THE POOL.

- WE SPEND A TON OF TIME OUT THERE, ACTUALLY.

KENNEDY'S A GREAT LITTLE SWIMMER.

SO WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GUYS DOING TODAY?

- JUST KIM CAME OVER TO VISIT ME,

AND WE WERE JUST TALKING

ABOUT WHEN I HAD KENNEDY

AND WE WERE AT KIM'S HOUSE FOR THE BARBECUE.

- THAT WAS A HAND-OFF ISSUE.

- I JUST WANT TO SAY ONE THING, TAYLOR.

I'M NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT OR BE AFRAID TO TELL YOU.

THIS ISN'T JUST ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT.

I DO RECOGNIZE WHEN I SEE SOMEBODY

THAT I FEEL HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM.

- [giggles]

- TAYLOR IS IN A SUITCASE.

- I'M READY TO GO HOME.

[laughs]

- I DON'T DRINK VERY OFTEN.

BUT, WHEN I DRINK, I FIND

THAT I CAN FORGET A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ALL THE STRESS I'M UNDER

AND ALL THE PAIN I'M FEELING.

- IT'S NOT LIKE SHE WASN'T CARED FOR.

THERE WAS SOMEBODY THERE TO TAKE CARE OF HER.

SHE WAS NOT LEFT ALONE OR UNATTENDED.

IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.

BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW.

WHEN IT GETS TO SOMETHING LIKE THAT,

YOU GOTTA SAY, "WHAT AM I DOING?"

- I'M A LITTLE TAKEN ABACK.

NOT KNOWING WHERE KENNEDY WAS

WAS A MISCOMMUNICATION BETWEEN MY NANNY, MY MOM, AND ME.

- THESE THINGS NEED TO BE WAKE-UP CALLS FOR YOU,

AND I'M SURE THAT WAS A BIG ONE

AND HUMILIATING THAT EVERYBODY KNEW.

- IT'S BEEN A HELL OF A YEAR.

IT'S BEEN BAD. THERE'S THE DEATH

AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO SOMEDAY EXPLAIN

TO KENNEDY THAT HE'S NOT HERE

AND HOW THAT HAPPENED, AND, UM...

THERE ARE DEFINITELY TIMES

WHEN, YOU KNOW, IF TWO DRINKS

HELPS YOU FORGET, THEN FOUR...

YOU START TO FEEL A HELL OF A LOT BETTER

FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

AND THEN THE NEXT DAY I WAKE UP,

AND I AM IN THE DARKEST PLACE I COULD BE IN.

- I KNOW.

ALL RIGHT?

I KNOW.

WHEN YOU REACT TO ALCOHOL THE WAY I DID

AND THE WAY SHE DOES,

ONE DAY IS TOO MANY.

SO SHE JUST CAN'T DO THAT.

ALCOHOL JUST SEEMS SO EASY.

IT'S JUST SO EASY

AND MAKES THINGS SO MUCH BETTER

FOR THE IMMEDIATE MOMENT.

IT STARTED TO AFFECT ME

IN A WAY THAT I WAS EMBARRASSING MYSELF

AND MY CHILDREN.

AND I SEE IN YOU...

I SEE THAT IN YOU.

- DO YOU THINK YOU COULD, YOU KNOW,

NOT USE IT AS A CRUTCH ON YOUR OWN?

DO YOU THINK YOU COULD DO THAT BY YOURSELF?

- I DO.

IT'S SOMETHING THAT I KNOW I HAVE TO DO,

BECAUSE I'M AN ONLY PARENT NOW.

AND KENNEDY NEEDS ME,

AND I HAVE TO MAKE A FUTURE FOR US.

- I'M HAPPY THAT YOU REACTED THE WAY YOU DID.

- I WAS, LIKE, SWEATING BULLETS.

- LISTEN, I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SISTERS

AND HAVE THE RELATIONSHIP THAT YOU CAN COME TO ME

AND SAY, "HEY, YOU'RE SCREWING UP HERE,

SO YOU NEED TO GET YOUR [bleep] TOGETHER."

- WELL, THIS IS WHAT SISTERS DO.

SO... - ALL RIGHT, I GOT IT.

- BUT, GUESS WHAT, IT'S NOT USUALLY THIS CALM.

- COMING UP...

- I HEAR FROM ALL THE GIRLS THAT YOU, LIKE,

HAVE AN ISSUE WITH ME.

- OOH. - THEY'RE HEAVY, HUH?

[chuckles]

ALL RIGHT, SO PUT THIS HERE.

I LOVE MOHAMED'S NEW HOUSE. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

I THINK IT'S REALLY THE BEST CREATION HE'S EVER DONE.

LET'S MOVE THESE CHAIRS OVER HERE A LITTLE BIT.

AND TONIGHT I'M HAVING A LITTLE HOUSE-WARMING

TO SHOW THE GIRLS.

HEY, MOHAMED. - HEY, HOW ARE YOU?

NICE TO SEE YOU. IT IS WELL?

- WELCOME TO YOUR OWN HOUSE.

- OH, HI, DARLING.

- HOW ARE YOU?

MOHAMED IS MOHAMED.

I MEAN, HE'S AN INCREDIBLE HUMAN BEING,

BUT FAITHFULNESS IS NOT HIS STRONGEST POINT.

AND IT'S, YOU KNOW, A TOUGH THING FOR A PROPER DUTCH GIRL

THAT BELIEVES IN BEING FAITHFUL.

YOUR SWANS, I WANTED TO PUT THEM OUT THERE,

BUT THEY DON'T WANT TO GO. - THEY WILL.

- NO, BUT EVERY TIME THEY PUT THEM THERE, THEY RUN BACK.

SO I DON'T WANT TO UPSET THEM.

- NO, OKAY.

- MWAH, MWAH.

- HEY, LISA.

- HEY, WHERE ARE YOU? HELLO, DARLING.

- SHE'S HOLDING MY HAND. LOOK.

- I'VE GOT HIM.

I LOVE THE FACT THAT MOHAMED AND YOLANDA

HAVE SUCH A CIVILIZED RELATIONSHIP.

IT'S RARE TO SEE.

LET'S HAVE A DRINK. COME ON.

OH, THIS LOOKS GORGEOUS.

- YOU LIKE IT? - I LOVE IT.

- IT'S CUTE, NO? - IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.

WE'RE GOING TO SEE KEN'S SON IN SAINT-TROPEZ.

- YOU ARE? - YEAH.

- I'M GOING TO PARIS. WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING?

- YOU ARE? NEXT WEDNESDAY.

- BUT YOU'RE GOING TO--DON'T YOU CHANGE PLANES IN PARIS?

OR YOU'RE FLYING TO NICE?

- NO, I'LL GO TO PARIS, AND THEN I'LL GO

TO SEE THEM-- YEAH, I HAVE TO CHANGE PLANES.

- YES. - THEN I'LL GO BACK TO PARIS.

WHY DON'T WE HOOK UP? - YEAH, LET'S DO THAT.

- [humming]

- HI, SEXY MAN. - HI, BABE.

- HEY, SEXY MAN. - HEY, LISA.

- WHO ARE YOU GONNA KISS FIRST? - HEY, WAIT.

HE'S MINE. GET AWAY.

[laughter]

- GOT HERE FIRST. - OH, YOU GUYS LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

- HI. - HI, BABY.

- THANKS.

I'LL TEXT YOU WHEN WE'RE DONE.

OKAY? THANKS.

- HEY, B! HOW ARE YOU, GIRL?

- HI, YOLANDA.

- I THOUGHT I SAW YOUR SEXY BOOTY.

- LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE CHICAS.

MY LOVE, MEET THE GIRLS.

- HI, GIRLS. all: HI.

- HOW ARE YOU? - I'M JENNIFER.

- HI, JENNIFER. I'M DAVID.

- THIS IS JENNIFER, DAVID... - NICE TO MEET YOU.

I THOUGHT THAT MUST BE YOU. HI, BRANDI.

I'M DAVID. NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO ME--OH, SORRY,

I WAS LIKE, "THERE'S YOU!" - OH, YOU HAVEN'T MET BEFORE?

- I NEVER MET HIM. - HEY, MOHAMED.

- HI. I WANT TO SAY HELLO TO MY BROTHER-IN-LAW.

[laughter] - HI, HOW ARE YOU?

- MOHAMED. NICE TO MEET YOU. - JENNIFER. NICE TO MEET YOU.

- HI, DARLING. - JENNIFER, BRANDI.

YOU KNOW BRANDI. - OH, YOU KNOW BRANDI?

- YEAH. - I KNOW BRANDI FOR A LONG TIME.

- KISS ME AGAIN. ANY EXCUSE, ANY EXCUSE.

- OF COURSE YOU DATED BRANDI. - NO, HE DID NOT.

- DID YOU GUYS REALLY DATE? - NO.

I'M TOO OLD FOR HIM,

AND HE'S TOO OLD FOR ME.

[laughter] I DON'T FLIRT WITH MOHAMED.

I DON'T THINK I DO.

NO.

- SO WHO'S COMING TONIGHT?

- WELL, JUST ALL THE GIRLS.

AND ADRIENNE CANCELED THIS MORNING.

- YEAH. - SHE TEXTED ME THIS MORNING,

SAYING, "I'M NOT COMING.

SORRY." - WHY?

- OH, YOU MISSED IT.

- HALLELUJAH!

THEY CANCELED. YAY!

- HEY, BENNY, WHAT'S UP?

- $1 MILLION A SQUARE FOOT.

- OH, YOU LOOK GREAT. YOU LOOK GREAT.

- I HAVE TO GO TO PARIS NEXT WEEK.

- AND I'M GOING TO MEET HER. - AND SHE'S GOING TOO,

SO I THINK YOU SHOULD GO WITH ME.

- YOU KNOW I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU GUYS ASK ME TO DO.

- YAY!

- PARIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

I USED TO LIVE THERE WHEN I WAS MODELING.

EVERYTHING THERE IS GORGEOUS. EVERYTHING.

- DEAN. - I'M DAVID.

- VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU, DEAN.

- HOW ARE YOU? - LILI ZANUCK'S...

both: SON. - GOT IT.

- AND WIFE. MARISA, DID YOU MEET MY HUSBAND?

- HI, MARISA. I'M DAVID. - HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.

MY HUSBAND, HE GREW UP IN THE MOVIE BUSINESS

AND SO DID HIS FATHER, RICHARD ZANUCK.

HIS GRANDFATHER RAN AND FOUNDED 20th CENTURY FOX.

THE ZANUCKS HAVE BEEN IN THE MOVIE BUSINESS

SINCE THE 1920s.

- YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD BE LILI'S DAUGHTER.

- I KNOW. EVERYONE--YEAH, WE LOVE THAT.

WE LIKE THAT. - THAT'S COOL.

SHE'S A GREAT GIRL. - I LOVE HER.

- YEAH, SHE'S A GREAT GIRL. - I LOVE HER.

SHE'S BEEN MY BEST FRIEND FOR 16 YEARS.

- YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN TOGETHER THAT LONG?

- WOW.

IT'S ABOUT TIME FOR A CHANGE.

- YEAH. - I MEAN...

I MEAN, BASED ON MY HISTORY. - I AGREE.

BUT I DON'T AGREE. - I WAS TALKING TO HIM.

- SHE'S LIKE, "I AGREE." - SEE, I'M LIKE THE GUY.

THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH ME. I'M LIKE A GUY.

I THINK LIKE A GUY, SO I'M LIKE, YEAH, THAT'D BE NICE.

HE'S--I'M VERY LUCKY, 'CAUSE HE'S SO IN LOVE WITH ME,

I'M SO LUCKY, BUT I'M THE ONE

ALWAYS PLAYING WITH THE GIRLS.

I'M LIKE, "YEAH, THAT GUY OVER THERE'S REAL HOT.

I'D LIKE TO DO THAT." - ARE YOU--

YOU'RE GOOD WITH THAT? YOU'RE LIKE...

- SHE DIDN'T SAY IT IN FRONT OF ME, SO...

- I WAS GONNA SAY, IF I SAID THAT, MY HUSBAND WOULD NOT--

- NO, I MEAN-- - HE WOULDN'T BUY IT.

- NO, BECAUSE WE ALL THINK IT.

I'M JUST HONEST ABOUT SAYING IT.

[laughs] I LOVE YOU.

- THANK YOU SO MUCH.

- THANK YOU, JAY.

- WOW, THIS IS GORGEOUS.

- HEY, GUYS. - HELLO.

- KEN. - HOW ARE YOU?

- YOU LOOK PRETTY. - GOOD TO SEE YOU.

- I LOVE THIS. - I'M GONNA GO SAY HI TO KYLE.

HEY.

HEY, KYLE. - HOW ARE YOU?

- I'M GREAT.

HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.

GOOD TO SEE YOU. WELCOME BACK.

HOW WAS YOUR TRIP? TELL ME ABOUT YOUR TRIP.

- MY TRIP WAS-- IT WAS GREAT.

I WENT TO HOLLAND TO SEE MY FAMILY.

AND THEN I TOOK GIGI TO PARIS,

AND SHE HAD HER PHOTO SHOOT THERE.

AND THEN DAVID MET US THERE, AND THEN WE FLEW BACK.

SO I JUST GOT BACK, BUT NOW I HAVE TO GO AGAIN

NEXT WEEK.

I HAVE ALL THESE MEETINGS WITH AGENCIES

FOR GIGI, SO...

- YOU'RE GOING TO PARIS? - YEAH.

- WE'RE GOING TO PARIS TOO. - I'M GOING ON THURSDAY.

YOU ARE? - YEAH, WE'RE GOING TOO.

- WHEN? both: WE'RE GOING...

- ON THE 13TH. - YEAH.

- OH, MY GOD, WE'RE GOING THE SAME DAY.

- WE ARE? both: OH, MY GOD.

- YOU KNOW WHO'S GOING TOO? LISA'S GOING AS WELL.

- NO WAY. - SWEAR TO GOD.

SO, SINCE THE THREE OF US

ARE ALREADY GOING TO PARIS,

WE DECIDED TO JUST INVITE THE WHOLE GROUP

AND ALL GO AND MAKE IT A FUN GIRLS' WEEK.

- WE'RE GOING TO FRANCE. WE'RE GOING TO SAINT-TROPEZ.

- YEAH. AND THEN I'M GONNA GO TO PARIS AFTER.

- OKAY. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- I'M GONNA TAKE KENNEDY AWAY

BECAUSE SHE GOES BACK TO SCHOOL LIKE--

YOU KNOW, THE SUMMER'S OVER SO QUICKLY.

AFTER THE CONVERSATION I HAD WITH KIM AND KYLE,

I REALLY DON'T FEEL LIKE PARIS

IS THE BEST IDEA FOR ME.

I THINK I NEED TO STAY HOME

AND FOCUS ON MY OWN WELL-BEING

AND SPEND TIME WITH MY DAUGHTER.

- LISA AND KEN ARE GOING TO PARIS,

AND SO ARE YOLANDA, AND NOW WE'RE ALSO GOING.

YOU GUYS SHOULD COME. - OKAY, LET'S DO IT.

- COME ON, LET'S GO. - YEAH.

- IT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN.

- SO I WILL TELL YOU, THOUGH, I AM IN LOVE WITH YOUR WIFE.

I THINK SHE'S-- LIKE, I THINK SHE'S SO GREAT.

NOT, LIKE, NOT IN A WEIRD WAY-- - ISN'T SHE AWESOME?

- WE HAD AN INSTANT CHEMISTRY. WE, LIKE, GOT ALONG.

- I KNOW. SHE TOLD ME.

- I REALLY, REALLY LIKE HER. GOOD GIRL.

LIKE, FUN. NO BULL[bleep].

- MOHAMED PICKED WELL.

WE MET THROUGH HER EX-HUSBAND.

- MOHAMED?

- THE ARAB CULTURE IS, LIKE,

"WELL, I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO HER,

BUT I DON'T REALLY WANT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN."

- BUT THAT'S HIS CULTURE, NOT YOURS.

- THAT'S IT. THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT.

- I DID WELL FOR ME, AND I DID WELL FOR HIM.

[laughter]

- HOW ARE YOU, TAYLOR?

- I'M GOOD. HOW ABOUT YOU?

- YOU'RE GOOD? - YOU DID AN AMAZING JOB

WITH THE HOUSE. - YOU LIKE IT?

- HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN BUILDING THIS HOUSE, THOUGH?

- HE'S BEEN ON IT, LIKE, TWO YEARS.

- YEAH, IT'S INCREDIBLE. - YEAH.

SO YOU'VE BEEN GOOD? - I'VE BEEN GOOD.

- YOU KNOW, I WANTED TO ASK YOU, I HEAR FROM ALL THE GIRLS

IN THE GROUP THAT YOU, LIKE, HAVE AN ISSUE WITH ME.

I DECIDED TO ASK TAYLOR

WHY SHE'S TALKING BEHIND MY BACK.

BECAUSE I HEARD FROM BRANDI AND FROM LISA

AND FROM KYLE THAT SHE DOES.

- I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOLANDA'S OPINION

ABOUT HOW I SHOULD FEEL.

FIND DAVID HANGING, THEN LET ME KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.

- DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT?

- COMING UP...

- THANK YOU FOR HAVING US.

- THREE WHOLE DAYS WE'VE GOT TO PUT UP WITH YOU?

- I HEAR FROM ALL THE GIRLS IN THE GROUP

THAT YOU, LIKE, HAVE AN ISSUE WITH ME.

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT?

- NO. WHAT ISSUE DO I HAVE WITH YOU?

- NO, I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, FROM, LIKE,

THREE DIFFERENT GIRLS,

"OH, WATCH OUT FOR TAYLOR,

BECAUSE SHE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU."

AND I'M LIKE, WELL, IF SHE HAS,

I MEAN, CERTAINLY CALL ME AND LET'S GO

TO STARBUCKS AND TALK IT OUT. - YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.

RIGHT, RIGHT. - AND I'M, LIKE,

SO BLACK AND WHITE.

LIKE, WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET.

SO JUST, IF YOU EVER HAVE ANYTHING,

THEN LET'S GO TO STARBUCKS AND HAVE A COFFEE

AND TALK IT OVER. - ABSOLUTELY.

YEAH, AND VICE VERSA. - 'CAUSE, LIKE, I MEAN,

I HEARD IT, LIKE, THREE TIMES, SO I THOUGHT, OKAY,

TONIGHT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BRING IT UP.

- MY ISSUES REALLY AREN'T ABOUT HER.

THEY'RE MORE ABOUT DAVID

AND THE RELATIONSHIP HE HAD

WITH MY CLOSE FRIEND LINDA.

AND THIS JUST DOESN'T FEEL LIKE THE RIGHT TIME FOR ME.

- SO I WAS JUST TALKING

TO TAYLOR,

AND I WAS SAYING, "SO WHAT IS YOUR ISSUE WITH ME, YOU KNOW?

"BECAUSE I'VE HEARD FROM A COUPLE OF GIRLS

THAT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME."

- WHAT'D SHE SAY? - NO, SHE SAID

SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING.

- PROBABLY THE ONLY THING IS, IS THAT ONE

OF HER BEST FRIENDS WAS MARRIED TO DAVID.

- SO?

- MAYBE HIS EX HAS A BONE TO PICK.

WHO KNOWS?

- HIS EX IS STILL IN LOVE WITH HIM.

SHE TOLD MY HUSBAND THAT SHE STILL LOVES HIM

AND WISHED THAT THEY WERE STILL TOGETHER.

- THERE YOU GO, RIGHT? - YEAH.

OBVIOUSLY TAYLOR IS LYING,

SO I PLAN TO JUST WAIT FOR TAYLOR

TO GATHER THE COURAGE TO COME TO ME

AND SAY WHAT SHE THINKS.

[laughter]

THANK YOU, EVERYBODY, FOR COMING.

AND I'M LOOKING SO FORWARD TO GO TO PARIS.

YOU KNOW, IT WAS LIKE, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING

BY MYSELF, AND IT ENDS UP THE ENTIRE CREW IS GOING.

- EXCEPT FOR ME. - EXCEPT FOR YOU.

BECAUSE SOMEBODY'S GOT TO WORK AND, YOU KNOW...

- WE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOLANDA, DAVE.

- [playing piano]

♪ ♪

- SEE YOU ALL IN FRANCE.

- WELL, HELLO.

- HEY. - DADDY'S HERE!

[laughter]

both: HI.

- HOW ARE YOU? - OH, MY GOD.

IT'S BEEN AGES.

- I KNOW.

- HI. - HI, LISA.

- HOW ARE YOU?

- YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED.

HI. YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED.

- YOU KNOW WHAT, IT WAS SO FUNNY.

WE DID ALL THE PAPERWORK AND EVERYTHING

FOR GIGGY, AND WE GET HERE,

AND THIS IS WHY I LOVE THIS COUNTRY.

AS SOON AS WE GET HERE, THEY'RE LIKE,

"OH, LITTLE DOGGY, WELCOME TO FRANCE."

NO, NOT EVEN A REQUEST FOR PAPERWORK.

- WHY DON'T WE SETTLE DOWN OVER BY THE TERRACE HERE?

- OH, OKAY, PERFECT.

OH, WOW. - JUST OVER HERE.

THE GARDENS LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

- OH, THANKS. - REALLY COME ALONG.

- SIT THERE. SUSIE.

- NOW, OKAY, IT'S ALL WORTHWHILE.

IT'S A LONG WAY. - OH. CHAMPAGNE?

- WHY NOT? - WHY NOT?

- I COULD DO WITH A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE

AFTER THAT JOURNEY.

- SO IT'S 22 HOURS? - VIA PARIS.

AND THEN WE'RE GOING BACK VIA PARIS.

pop! OH!

I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO HIT ME ON THE NOSE.

- WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WE WERE HERE?

LAST AUGUST?

- WE HAVEN'T BEEN HERE FOR TWO OR THREE YEARS.

- YEAH, TWO OR THREE YEARS.

- PANDY GOT MARRIED LAST AUGUST.

THAT'S WHEN THEY WERE IN L.A.

- THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING TOO.

ABSOLUTELY STUNNING. - YEAH, IT WAS STUNNING.

- SO WE'RE STAYING IN THE GUEST HOUSE?

- YOU REMEMBER WHERE IT IS, DON'T YOU, THE GUEST HOUSE?

- YEAH. - JUST PAST THE TENNIS COURT

OVER THERE. - NICE.

- YEAH. WOW, YOU'VE GOT A GOOD SET-UP HERE.

WARREN'S DONE VERY WELL.

HE OWNS A LOT OF PROPERTIES IN NOTTING HILL,

WHICH IS A HIP, FASHIONABLE DISTRICT,

AND HE'S REALLY DONE VERY WELL WITH IT.

ABSOLUTELY SELF-MADE.

CHEERS. - CHEERS.

- THANK YOU FOR HAVING US. both: CHEERS.

- WHERE'S MY GRANDSON?

- HE'S STILL ASLEEP.

- HE WAS OUT LAST NIGHT. - OUT PARTYING LAST NIGHT.

- ALL RIGHT. - HE'S GRADUATING, ISN'T HE?

- GRADUATING NEXT WEEK. GOT HIS BUSINESS DEGREE.

SO WE'RE FLYING BACK ON SUNDAY.

- OH, JOB ALMOST DONE, WELL DONE.

WELL, LET'S DRINK TO THAT. - CHEERS.

21, AND HE'S-- - IT'S HARD TO THINK

OF YOU STILL EVEN NOW AS A GRANDPA.

I CANNOT BELIEVE I SLEEP WITH A GRANDPA.

THAT'S A VERY SCARY THOUGHT.

- WELL, I HAD WARREN WHEN I WAS 16.

- OH, YEAH, RIGHT.

- HE WAS 19. - UH, 21.

- NO, HE WAS 19 WHEN HE HAD YOU.

- NO, YOU WERE 21, WEREN'T YOU?

- OH, I CAN'T REMEMBER THAT FAR BACK.

- NO, YOU WERE 19. HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW?

- OH, THAT'S-- [overlapping protests]

LET'S NOT GO INTO AGES.

- LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT AGE.

- I HIT IT OFF WITH SUE PRETTY MUCH AS SOON AS WE MET.

WE WERE ACTRESSES. WE HAD SOME SUCCESS.

AND SHE WAS ACTUALLY IN A BOND MOVIE,

THE SPY WHO LOVED ME.

SO, WHEN THINGS GOT A LITTLE BUMPY,

IT WAS DIFFICULT, BUT THANKFULLY ALL'S WELL

THAT ENDS WELL, AND WE'RE A GREAT FAMILY NOW.

- WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO PARIS?

- IN THREE DAYS. - THREE DAYS.

- THREE WHOLE DAYS WE'VE GOT TO PUT UP WITH YOU?

- I'M SO EXCITED TO GO TO PARIS.

I'M SO EXCITED TO WALK ON THE STREET

AND JUST ABSORB ALL THE CULTURE.

I LOVE BEING IN EUROPE.

- WELCOME TO AIR TAHITI.

both: HELLO. - HOW ARE YOU?

- WE'RE SO EXCITED YOU'LL BE FLYING WITH US NONSTOP TODAY

FROM LOS ANGELES TO PARIS.

- YAY! - AND WE ARE SO EXCITED

TO FLY WITH YOU.

- YOU SEE THE SEA HERE. COME ON.

QUICK DRINK BEFORE WE HIT THE BEACH.

[all speaking French] - GOOD DAY!

- GOOD DAY, HELEN. HOW'S IT GOING?

- HOW'S IT GOING? - VERY WELL, AND YOU?

- VERY WELL, THANK YOU.

- HELENE, LISA. AND MY FATHER.

- IT'S A PLEASURE. - IT'S A PLEASURE.

IT'S SO HOT. - OH!

- AND THIS IS GIGGY. - OH!

- CAN I HAVE SOMETHING LIGHT, BUT NO ALCOHOL.

- WITHOUT ALCOHOL. VIRGIN COCKTAIL.

- YES, YES. VERY LIGHT.

- NO ALCOHOL? - YEAH, NO, SHUT UP, YOU.

[laughter] - WE USED TO LIVE IN FRANCE,

AND WE USED TO SEE WARREN AND SUE ALL THE TIME.

BUT WE'VE BEEN IN THE STATES NOW FOR NINE YEARS.

CHEERS, GIGGY.

AND OUR VISITS HAVEN'T BEEN VERY FREQUENT.

RYAN! both: RYAN!

- OH, RYAN. - YOU'VE WOKEN UP?

- HEY, HEY. - I NEEDED MY BEAUTY SLEEP.

HOW'S IT GOING? - GOOD.

- SORRY, SORRY. - HE'S GETTING TALLER

EVERY TIME I SEE HIM.

- KEN'S GRANDSON RYAN,

HE'S ALMOST THE SAME AGE AS MAX.

SO THE FAMILIES HAVE REALLY INTEGRATED VERY WELL TOGETHER.

- YOU ALL RIGHT? - RYAN, YOU DIDN'T SAY HI

TO GIGGY.

YOU DIDN'T SAY HELLO. - HEY.

[laughter]

- SO SHOULD WE GO AND HAVE A LOOK AT THE BEACH?

- LET'S GO FOR IT. - WHY NOT?

CAN WE CANCEL THE PARIS PART OF THE TRIP?

THANKS. - I THINK YOU SHOULD STAY, YEAH.

- STAY HERE. - YOU SHOULD BRING

ALL YOUR FRIENDS HERE.

- THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO. - YOU DON'T WANT THEM.

- NO, PROBABLY NOT. - DO YOU, WARREN?

- I THINK THERE'S A BIT TOO MUCH WEIGHT ON THAT ONE.

- YOU'RE SO HEAVY.

[laughter]

NO, NO, NO. [overlapping chatter]

YOU'RE SO-- YOU'RE SO FAT.

- BEFORE I GOT SOBER,

THE THOUGHT OF PACKING UP AND GETTING ON A PLANE

WAS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT FOR ME.

IT'S A HUGE DIFFERENCE FOR ME

TO BE ABLE TO BE EXCITED

AND NOT FEEL LIKE, OH, I HAVE TO GO BECAUSE IT'S MY SISTER

AND SHE INVITED ME.

- WE LIKE HEAVY BAGS.

- PLEASE TAKE OVER. I'LL SHARE MY HUSBAND.

- HI, HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?

- VERY GOOD. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

- THANK YOU.

- ARE YOU BOTH TAKING CARE OF US?

- YES, BOTH OF US. - SUPER.

- THANK YOU.

- DO YOU HAVE THE OTHER TWO PASSPORTS?

- I DO.

- HE HAS TWO WIVES TODAY.

- I LIKE THAT. - [chuckles] LUCKY MAN.

- I HAVE THE PASSPORT. I HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE

AND A PASSPORT. - YOU DID IT THIS YEAR.

- AND I'M HERE. - IT'S AMAZING.

- IT'S A MIRACLE YOU'RE EVEN AT THE AIRPORT.

- IT'S AMAZING.

- IT'S A LOT DIFFERENT THAN THE LAST TRIP SHE INVITED ME ON.

I GOT A NEW DRIVER'S LICENSE,

A NEW PASSPORT, AND I'M READY.

- DON'T HAVE AN I.D. TO GET ON THE PLANE?

- I HAVE A PASSPORT.

I'M JUST LOOKING FOR IT. I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE.

- DID YOU BRING YOUR PASSPORT TOO?

- WHAT DOES SHE MEAN, SHE'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE?

IF SHE'S LOOKING FOR IT...

both: SHE'S STILL AT HOME?

- PLANE TIME IS GONNA BE AT 12:10.

AND WE'RE AT GATE 121.

- THANKS. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

- HAVE A NICE FLIGHT.

- WHEN YOU WERE DRINKING,

WHAT TRICKS DID YOU HAVE UP YOUR SLEEVE?

- UM, THERE WAS WINE IN MY COFFEE CUP.

- AND YOU'D BLOW ON IT AND PRETEND IT WAS HOT

TO MAKE ME THINK IT WAS REALLY COFFEE?

- NO, I JUST KEPT IT OVER HERE.

I DIDN'T BLOW ON IT. I DIDN'T GO THAT FAR, LIKE...

I DIDN'T DO THAT. - YOU WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR?

- I THINK YOU KNEW.

- I KNOW EVERYTHING WITH YOU.

- YOU KNOW, THE THING IS, I KNEW PRETTY MUCH

AS SOON AS I HAD ONE--

- I KNOW IF YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IT.

- I KNOW, 'CAUSE I FELT GUILTY AS SOON AS I DID.

I WAS LIKE-- - I KNOW IF YOU'RE THINKING

ABOUT HAVING A DRINK, I KNOW IF YOU HAD A DRINK,

I KNOW WHAT YOU DRANK.

IT FEELS LIKE SUCH A RELIEF

TO FINALLY BE ABLE TO HAVE

THESE OPEN CONVERSATIONS WITH MY SISTER KIM

ABOUT HER DRINKING.

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I-- WHEN YOU WERE SOBER

AND THEN YOU WOULD FALL OFF THE WAGON, AS THEY SAY,

WHY I DIDN'T ALWAYS ACKNOWLEDGE IT?

- WHY? - BECAUSE THEN ONCE WE ALL KNEW,

IT WAS JUST LIKE, BRING IT ON.

NOW BRING ME A DRINK.

- I WANT TO EXPLORE MY FRIENDSHIP WITH MY SISTER.

WE'VE GOTTEN THROUGH ME GETTING SOBER,

AND WE NEED TO BE SISTERS AGAIN.

- ARE YOU GUYS FIGHTING AGAIN?

both: NOT YET. - I WAS JUST GONNA SAY.

- IT'S A LONG FLIGHT.

- WE'RE GOOD RIGHT NOW.

HOLD ON. THIS IS ACTUALLY AN UNKNOWN NUMBER.

HELLO?

- KYLE? - MARISA?

- YEAH. - ARE YOU OKAY?

- I'M OKAY.

- WHAT'S WRONG? WHY AREN'T YOU HERE?

- DEAN AND I WERE ON OUR WAY TO THE AIRPORT,

AND THE ABSOLUTE WORST HAS HAPPENED.

- COMING UP... - WHERE IS KIM?

- I DON'T KNOW. I'M GONNA CALL RIGHT NOW.

- HERE WE GO AGAIN.

- WHY IS KIM NOT UP HERE?

- DEAN AND I WERE ON OUR WAY TO THE AIRPORT...

- ARE YOU COME-- - NO, I'M NOT COMING

BECAUSE MY FATHER-IN-LAW PASSED AWAY TODAY.

HE HAD, LIKE, I GUESS A SMALL HEART ATTACK,

AND HE JUST PASSED AWAY IN THE HOUSE.

- I'M SO SORRY.

WE'RE THINKING ABOUT YOU, OKAY? - WE'RE THINKING ABOUT YOU.

LOTS OF STRENGTH. BYE, SWEETHEART.

- BYE. - BUH-BYE.

- BYE, HONEY. BYE. - THANK YOU.

OKAY, BYE.

- IT REALLY JUST PUTS THINGS INTO PERSPECTIVE.

WE'RE ALL WASTING SO MUCH ENERGY FIGHTING.

LIFE IS SHORT.

YOU REALLY HAVE TO MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT.

I'M GLAD-- I'M GLAD IT HAPPENED

THIS MORNING AND NOT WHEN SHE JUST LANDED--

- I KNOW, NOT WHEN SHE WAS ON THE FLIGHT,

AND THEN SHE WOULD LAND AND GET THE NEWS

WHEN SHE LANDED IN PARIS.

- THANK YOU.

OH, IT LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL, DOESN'T IT?

LOOK HOW PRETTY IT LOOKS.

- AMAZING, ISN'T IT?

- YOU THINK IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL NOW IN DAYLIGHT,

YOU WAIT TILL YOU SEE IT

WHEN THE DARKNESS COMES AND THE CANDLES.

- TONIGHT'S OUR LAST NIGHT IN SAINT-TROPEZ,

SO WE'RE GOING TO VILLA ROMANA

TO HAVE AN AMAZING DINNER.

- MAYBE SOME CHAMPAGNE TO START?

AS EVER? - [speaking French] AS USUAL.

- IT REALLY IS SO PRETTY. - UNBELIEVABLE.

IT'S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL NOW THAN EVER.

- DID YOU SAY I'M EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL NOW THAN EVER?

DID YOU JUST SAY THAT? - NO.

- THAT IS SO SWEET OF YOU, WARREN.

- WE'RE STILL DOING OUR HOUSEWARMING?

- YEAH. - 'CAUSE WE CAN'T GO TO THAT,

'CAUSE WE'VE GOT RYAN-- ALL RYAN'S FRIENDS COMING OUT.

- OH, YEAH. - WHAT, YOU DON'T TRUST 'EM

ON THEIR OWN? - WE LIKE TO GO OUT WITH THEM.

- WE LOVE THEM. WE HAVE FUN WITH THEM.

- I'VE OFTEN INTIMATED TO WARREN

THAT HE SHOULD COME AND LIVE IN BEVERLY HILLS.

BUT HIS BUSINESS IS IN LONDON.

SO I DON'T THINK THERE'S VERY MUCH HOPE OF THEM MOVING.

YEAH, WE DON'T SEE THAT MUCH OF YOU.

WHY DON'T YOU COME TO L.A.

FOR A MONTH OR SOMETHING AND STAY WITH US?

- IT'S GETTING THE TIMING RIGHT FOR US,

BUT WE'D LOVE TO-- - YOU'RE ALWAYS ON HOLIDAY.

- NO, NO-- - I MEAN, TRYING TO FIT--

FIT US IN BETWEEN YOUR HOLIDAYS OR YOUR WORK?

I WAS KIND OF LIKE A STEPMOTHER BUT ALSO A FRIEND TO WARREN.

THERE WAS ONLY FIVE YEARS BETWEEN US,

SO IT WAS A GREAT RELATIONSHIP. EVERYTHING WENT REALLY WELL.

- 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, WE'RE LEAVING IN THE MORNING.

- NO, I KNOW. - WE'RE LEAVING AT 11:00.

WE'VE GOT TO GO TO PARIS. - THANK GOD.

IT'S BEEN EXHAUSTING. - CAN'T BEAR ANOTHER DAY OF IT.

- I MADE IT MY BUSINESS TO GET ON WITH WARREN.

I MARRIED KEN, I LOVED HIM,

AND I WANTED TO LOVE AND EMBRACE HIS SON.

I MEAN, NOT LITERALLY.

I HAD FRIENDS FOR THAT.

- LOOK AT THOSE GUYS THERE. THAT'S COOL.

ALL THE ARMY GUYS AGAIN.

- HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?

- FINE. AND YOU?

- OH, YOU GET OUT NOW.

both: BONJOUR.

COMMENT ALLEZ-VOUS?

BIEN, BIEN.

- YAY, WE'RE FINALLY HERE.

- LOVE IT. IT'S SO CUTE.

- WOW, IT'S A REALLY BEAUTIFUL PLACE, ISN'T IT?

- RIGHT. - BONJOUR, MADAME.

- BONJOUR. GOOD MORNING.

[speaking French] HOW ARE YOU DOING?

- VERY WELL.

WELCOME TO THE LUTETIA. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

- MY NAME IS YOLANDA FOSTER.

- SO THIS IS YOUR KEY.

616. YOU ARE ON THE SIXTH FLOOR.

- AW, LOOK AT THESE TWO.

- ALL RIGHT. THAT'S SWEET.

[laughter]

- OH, MY GOD. IT'S SO PRETTY.

HONEY, WE CAN SEE THE EIFFEL TOWER

SO PERFECTLY FROM HERE.

OH, LOOK AT YOU WITH THE CHAMPAGNE.

CAN YOU BELIEVE WE'RE HERE IN PARIS?

- WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LITTLE CHAMPAGNE TOAST.

MWAH.

- I'M SO EXCITED

TO BE HERE WITH MY HUSBAND.

[French accent] I'M FEELING VERY ROMANTIC.

- BEING IN PARIS WITHOUT DAVID IS HARD

BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A ROMANTIC CITY,

AND WHO BETTER TO BE WITH THAN YOUR MAN?

- WARREN DECIDED TO SURPRISE US

WITH A HELICOPTER.

- BYE.

- WHICH IS SO MUCH QUICKER. - COME ON.

- FOUR HOURS IN A CAR OR 20 MINUTES IN A HELICOPTER.

YOU KNOW, AND GIGGY DOESN'T DO TRAFFIC.

- OH, COME IN. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POP A BOTTLE

FOR THE SECOND TIME TODAY.

- I KNOW. YOU'RE GOOD AT THAT, HUH?

- OH, I'M GETTING BETTER. DON'T WORRY.

- OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT THE VIEW.

- AMAZING.

I'M LOSING MY VOICE.

- I KNOW. ME TOO. I DON'T KNOW.

IT SOUNDS LIKE WE-- - NEED TO STOP MAKING OUT.

[laughter]

CHEERS. - CHEERS, GIRLFRIEND.

HERE WE ARE.

IN PARIS. - IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

- IT'S JUST INCREDIBLE.

- AND IT'S BASTILLE DAY,

SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE AMAZING FIREWORKS.

- TIME FOR A NEW--NEW-- both: NEW BEGINNINGS.

- NEW--

- AND HAPPY ENDINGS.

- ALWAYS.

YOU KNOW WHAT, NOTHING CAN OVERPOWER

THE BEAUTY OF PARIS,

NOT A SICKNESS, NOT A SORE THROAT,

NOTHING. - OH, MY GOODNESS.

- OOH. - LOOK AT THIS.

- WOW, WHAT A GREAT VIEW.

- ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME? - NO.

- OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT THIS VIEW.

- GORGEOUS. HELLO. - HI, GIRLS.

- HI. - HI. OH, OH.

- OH, WHAT SIDE? - OH, MY GOD, THAT'S SO PRETTY.

- ISN'T IT GORGEOUS?

- GORGEOUS.

- OH, MY GOD.

LOOK--WHY IS GIGGY HERE BY HIMSELF?

- OH, MY GOSH. GIGGY'S HERE.

- HELLO. [laughter]

GIG. - I THOUGHT GIGGY WAS HERE

BY HIMSELF.

- HE WANTED TO GET HERE EARLY. HELLO.

- MWAH. HI. - HOW ARE YOU?

- GIGGY WANTED TO SEE ME. THAT'S WHY.

HELLO. - GOOD BOY.

- WHY IS KIM NOT UP HERE?

- WHERE IS KIM? - I DON'T KNOW.

I'M GONNA CALL HER RIGHT NOW.

- SHE'S GONNA MISS THE FIREWORKS.

- WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST THING SHE MISSES.

- MAYBE SHE GOT TIRED. - SHE SAID HER THROAT HURT.

HER STOMACH HURT.

- WELL, I THINK EVERYBODY'S JUST JET-LAGGED.

- HI. WHERE ARE YOU?

OH, OKAY, PERFECT. HURRY UP. LOVE YOU.

- SIS COMING? - SHE'S ON HER WAY, YEAH.

- SO'S CHRISTMAS. HURRY UP. TELL HER.

HERE WE GO AGAIN. HERE WE GO AGAIN.

- LISTEN, SHE'S ALWAYS LATE. WHAT CAN WE SAY?

WE ALREADY KNOW THAT.

COMING UP...

IS EVERYTHING OKAY? - YEAH.

[giggles]

- ANYTIME THEY'RE ON A BALCONY. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- LEAVE HER ALONE. - I CAN'T STOP IT,

'CAUSE SHE'S TALLER THAN ME AND SHE PUTS--

KEEPS PUTTING HER ARMS AROUND ME.

- LEAVE-- JUST COME OVER HERE.

- I'M IN PARIS. IT'S A CITY OF ROMANCE.

KEN MIGHT FINALLY GIVE INTO ME,

AND WE COULD HAVE A NIGHT OF PASSION TOGETHER.

- BRANDI, STOP IT.

- [speaking French] DO YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH ME TONIGHT?

I DON'T KNOW. - KEN, YOU GOT IT.

YOU GOT YOUR WIFE AND BRANDI TONIGHT.

GEE. - I'M LUCKY IF I GET MY WIFE,

LET ALONE MY WIFE AND BRANDI.

[laughter]

- WE ARE IN FRANCE, SO... - YOU WOULD DO THAT?

WHEN YOU WERE MARRIED, DID YOU DO THAT?

NEVER HAPPEN WITH ME. I COULD NEVER DO THAT.

- AFTER, LIKE, A GAZILLION YEARS OF MARRIAGE

AND YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR MAN HAPPY,

IF YOU BRING IN A GIRL AND THERE'S RULES

ABOUT PENETRATION... - OH, WHAT'S THE RULES?

TELL ME. - THAT THERE'S NO PENETRATION.

- I DIDN'T GET A HANDBOOK.

I'M NOT SHARING MY HUSBAND WITH ANYBODY,

AND I DON'T WANT TO BE SHARED.

THANKS A LOT. NO. UH-UH.

I'LL STICK WITH THE MENAGE A DEUX.

- SO WHERE'S MARISA?

- YOU DIDN'T HEAR?

- HEAR WHAT?

- I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT NOW,

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO RUIN EVERYBODY'S MOOD, BUT...

- OH, MY GOD, I'M SCARED.

- THEY WERE ON THEIR WAY TO THE AIRPORT...

- RIGHT. - AND THEY GOT A CALL

THAT DEAN'S FATHER COLLAPSED,

SO THEY TURNED AROUND AND WENT TO THE HOUSE--

- IS HE OKAY?

- HE DIED.

- NO.

- I KNOW.

- HE DIED? - HE DIED.

HE DIED. - HE MUST BE A MESS.

HE'S VERY CLOSE TO HIS FATHER. - WELL, FIRST OF ALL,

HIS DAD WAS HIS BEST FRIEND.

- KYLE'S TELLING LISA WHAT HAPPENED.

- OH, MY GOD. - DEAN WAS CLOSE WITH HIS DAD.

I JUST KEEP THINKING ABOUT HOW...

TERRIBLE HE MUST BE FEELING.

- OH, HERE COMES SOME... [indistinct].

all: HI. - YOU LOOK PRETTY, HONEY.

- WELCOME TO PARIS.

- THANK YOU.

- HI, KIM. - YOU LOOK SO SEXY.

- KIM, THEY'RE LOOKING FOR TAKERS FOR A THREESOME.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO-- [laughs]

- WOULD YOU LIKE TO PARTICIPATE? - JUST JOKING.

- WHO'S ASKING?

- FAMILY IS OUT.

- FAMILY'S OUT, SO YOU GOTTA GO ON.

- UM, LET ME PICK.

NO.

- HOW ARE YOU?

- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? - LET ME LOOK.

YOUR LITTLE NOSE IN PARIS.

I LOVE THAT.

- WE JUST ARRIVED IN PARIS, AND I AM EXHAUSTED.

I GUESS I WAS THE LAST ONE UPSTAIRS.

OOPS.

GREAT. - WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT FACE?

WHAT WAS THAT? - WHAT? NOTHING.

- NO, YOU WENT... [gasps]

- 'CAUSE I FELT LIKE-- - TO THROW UP?

IS EVERYTHING OKAY? - YEAH.

[giggles]

- WHAT TIME'D YOU GET HERE, KIM?

- I GOT HERE...

LAST NIGHT. NO. WE CAME THIS AFTERNOON.

- THIS AFTERNOON.

- I'VE BEEN HERE FOR DAYS, LISA.

WOW, OOH. I FEEL LIKE MARILYN.

- I'M WORRIED ABOUT KIM'S BEHAVIOR.

SHE SEEMS TO NOT BE THAT LUCID.

- WHOA, SCARY.

- THE KIM I'M SEEING TONIGHT

IS NOT THE KIM I'VE BEEN SEEING FOR THE LAST FEW MONTHS.

[gasps and exclamations]

- OH, MY GOD.

- [speaking French] THE FIREWORKS...INCREDIBLE!

THE FIREWORKS ARE AMAZING.

- VOOM, VOOM, SHEBANG.

- THAT IS SO COOL. HOW DO THEY DO THAT?

- BUTTERFLY-- OH, HEARTS.

- OH. - IT LOOKS SO PRETTY, YOU GUYS,

LIKE RAINING DIAMONDS. - OH, LOOK AT THAT.

[exclamations and applause]

- THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. LOOK AT THAT.

- WE'RE SO EASY TO PLEASE. - WHOO!

- BEAUTIFUL. - WHOO!

- WELCOME TO PARIS.

- CAN YOU SPEAK UP A LITTLE?

- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...

- I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE LIKE HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF.

- IT DOES REMIND US OF HAWAII.

- [sobs]

- READY TO DO THIS? - LET'S GO.

[laughter]

- NO! NO! [coughing]

- THESE FURRY QUACK-QUACKS--

IT WAS JUST TOO MUCH.

- DON'T GO IN THERE NOW. - DON'T GO IN THERE.

[bang] OH, THAT'S ONE.

- OH, MY. - YOU'RE JUST SO DIFFERENT

TOWARDS ME, AND YOU ACT DISTANT AND ODD.

ATIVE.

YOU HOLD A GRUDGE. - THAT'S WHAT I FEEL.

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