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Starring Andy Griffith...
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With Ronny Howard.
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Also starring Don knotts.
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I get so tired
counting calories.
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Hello, Otis.
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Hi, ladies.
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Is Mr. Goss here?
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He's out fetchin' my suit.
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Got the spots off, Otis.
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It might save us all
a lot of trouble
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if you'd just get yourself
a whiskey-colored suit.
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Well, miss bee.
And miss Johnson.
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How nice you look.
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Got your blue print on
today, haven't you?
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Say, that chocolate stain
come off the collar
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real good, didn't it?
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Well, like I say...
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It always pays
to look your best.
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Andy's suit ready?
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Oh, sure, sure, sure.
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Andy goin'
to that dance tonight?
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Well, he didn't say.
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I wouldn't mind takin' in
that dance myself.
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That is, of course,
if I had a nice lady partner
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to go along with me.
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Fred, if I could just...
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You could wear your green pile.
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I could pick you up
at 8:00.
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Well, that's very kind
of you, Mr. Goss,
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but I wasn't really
planning on going.
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Aw. Everybody's
gonna be there.
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What is it, Otis?
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My suit!
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Huh? Oh.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
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It needs cleanin' bad.
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I just had it cleaned!
I'm pickin' it up.
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Oh. Oh!
Well...Yes. Sure.
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There you are.
Perfect.
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Always pays to look your best.
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Andy's suit.
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Huh
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Andy's blue suit.
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Oh, the suit.
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The suit, yes.
Sure, sure.
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Anything for you, miss bee.
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Well, bee.
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Certainly looks like
you have an admirer.
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Oh, Clara, please.
You know how men are.
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Yes.
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Terrible, aren't they?
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I got the front all swept.
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Already?
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Boy, I can't wait
for Barney to get back
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to tell him what
an outstandin' deputy you been.
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What'll I do now?
Can I go arrest somebody?
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Well, there ain't actually
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any heavy-duty arrestin'
to do right now.
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What the deputy
usually does is, uh...
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Empty the trash.
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Okay.
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Pa...
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Since I am a deputy
and I'm doin' deputy work,
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could I wear the deputy hat?
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Well, that sounds
reasonable enough.
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Come on.
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Come over here.
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Now, let's see.
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How's it look?
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It looks fine.
I'll tell you one thing.
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You won't be bothered with
gettin' sun in your eyes.
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Hey. Hey.
Wait a minute, deputy.
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How'd you lose your teeth?
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Well, it was like this, sheriff.
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It happened
at the big bank robbery.
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I nailed two of the robbers,
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and the other guy
shot my teeth out.
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Now, you know I handle all
the robberies around here.
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You come over here
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and get that trash out.
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I know it's Friday, Otis,
but ain't you a little early?
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I'm dead sober, Andy, but
I expect I'll get over it.
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Since I'll probably
end up here over the weekend,
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I thought I'd bring
my good suit and leave it
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so's I can change
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in case I get out in time
for church sunday.
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Now, one thing.
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I'm short-handed
with Barney away.
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Won't be anybody to lock you up.
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I better see
if I got my own key.
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There she is.
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That's fine,
providin' you find the lock.
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Oh, the lock's easy.
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The real problem's
findin' the door.
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You, uh, goin'
to the dance tonight?
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No, I'm too give out
from a week of double duty.
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I'll just go home
and anchor down that couch.
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Fred goss is tryin'
to talk your aunt bee
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into goin' with him.
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Fred goss over at the cleaners?
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Mm-hmm. Oh, he was
sweet-talkin' up a storm.
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Fred goss and aunt bee.
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There's an unlikely
combination, ain't it?
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I'll have to
get after her about that.
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Yeah, do that.
I'll be seein' you, Andy.
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Okay.
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Fred goss and aunt bee?
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I think I got a good price
on these tomatoes,
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don't you, Clara?
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Mm-hmm. Who's Andy
taking to the dance tonight?
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The dance?
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Mm-hmm.
Who's he taking?
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I don't think he's going.
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Probably will sit here
with you, won't he?
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Oh, probably.
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That's what I thought.
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What are you getting at, Clara?
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Just this.
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Maybe you oughtn't to be
so quick
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to turn down Mr. Goss.
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What?
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Well...
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Maybe it might not be a bad idea
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if you considered Mr. Goss
as a possible match?
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Mr. Goss and me?!
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For two reasons...
Andy and Opie.
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What does Andy and Opie
got to do with it?
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Well, the plain fact
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is that Andy's
still a young man.
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He needs a wife.
And Opie needs a mother.
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Well, what does that
have to do with me?
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Andy can't bring a wife home
while you're still here.
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Why, that'd be turning you out,
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and he'd never be able
to do that.
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Well, I'd never stand in the way
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of Andy getting married.
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Don't you see that your
being here is preventing it?
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Why, Andy has to close his eyes
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to his own happiness.
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He can't get married
until you get married
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and settle somewhere first.
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I never thought of it that way.
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Andy's not getting a wife
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because he doesn't
want you to be lonely.
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Why, he sees lots of girls!
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He goes
to the dances! I...
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Aunt bee.
Hi, miss Johnson.
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Have you got
a little somethin' to eat
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for a hungry sheriff
and his number
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he means me. I wore
Barney's hat and everything.
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I'm just starting it.
You go and get washed up.
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I didn't mean
to interrupt anything.
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No, we were just chatting...
About the dance.
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Ought to be a ripsnorter.
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Who are you taking
to the dance, Andy?
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Alice stapleton?
Sissy Wainwright?
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Estelle Parsons?
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Fact is, I ain't takin' anybody.
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Oh, you're going alone
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so you can dance
with all of them.
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No, I'm not going
to the dance at all.
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I thought I'd just spend
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a nice, quiet evening
here with you.
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Well?
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Well, maybe he hasn't met
the right girl yet.
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Oh, bee, now, you know
perfectly well that he's...
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Thanks for gettin' my suit
cleaned, aunt bee.
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I don't know
whether it needed it or not,
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but I guess
it was worth the dollar
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for you and you-know-who
to have a little talk.
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What do you mean?
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Come on, aunt bee.
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It's no secret
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about you and Fred goss...
Can't expect to keep
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a flaming romance like that
secret for long.
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I'm scared to leave
my paint ladder outside
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for fear he'll come by
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and take you off
elopin' with him.
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It was a little joke,
that's all.
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It was just a joke!
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Many a truth is said in jest.
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I just can't believe it.
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Bee, I'm speaking to you
as a friend when I say
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it may be time
that you opened your eyes
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and thought
about getting married...
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For everybody's sake.
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But Mr. Goss
isn't my type.
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Oh, he's not as bad as all that.
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Besides, when you reach our age,
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we can't be too choosy.
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Well, Andy might not even
approve of him.
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On the other hand, he might
approve of him very much.
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Now, why don't you
settle things?
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Invite Mr. Goss to dinner
and find out.
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Hey, I believe I've got
an outstanding idea
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for this evening, deputy.
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What is it, pa?
I mean, sheriff.
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Well, how would it be
if you and me and aunt bee
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all got in the car
and went over to mount pilot
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and had supper
in that Chinese restaurant?
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You mean where they stick
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the little parasols in the rice?
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The very place.
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That'd be nifty, pa.
I mean, sheriff.
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Then it's a deal, son.
I mean, deputy.
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Oh. Hello, everybody.
Here's lunch.
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Howdy, aunt bee. We was
just talkin' about you.
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Andy, you won't be working
late tonight, will you?
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Well, no, I don't expect so.
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Well, I thought I'd ask
Mr. Goss over for dinner.
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Mr. Goss?
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Unless you have
other plans, that is.
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Oh, no, no. I don't have
any other plans.
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But, pa, we were going
to go over to mount pilot
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for that Chinese supper.
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If you'd rather go over
to mount pilot, I can...
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Oh, no, no, no.
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If you want to have
Mr. Goss for supper,
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that's an outstanding idea...
Just outstanding.
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Well.
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Well...
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I'll go ask him.
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But, pa, what about
the Chinese restaurant?
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Oh, we'll make the trip
another time.
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If aunt bee would like
to have some company,
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it's only fair she has
her say once in a while.
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Now, don't you worry.
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We'll get parasols stuck
in your rice real soon.
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See if you can set up lunch
like Barney does.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Aunt bee and Fred goss.
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Hmm.
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Pass me that gravy,
will you, miss bee?
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I think I'll make myself
a gravy sandwich.
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Oh, be careful!
Careful.
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Oh, makes awful spots.
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I guess you heard
about the fella
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that put the cleaning fluid
right in with the gravy.
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That way, when he got
a spot on his tie,
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it took care of itself
automatically.
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Mixing those chemicals with food
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could be mighty dangerous.
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Well, it...
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It was just a little joke
about gravy.
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Well, let me tell you,
gravy is no joke.
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No, sirree.
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Takes a lot of work to
get it cleaned off proper.
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Lot of good spottin'.
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People just don't realize.
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Yeah, well,
I mean, I didn't, uh...
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I didn't mean to...
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Wine stains almost as bad.
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You know who brings in
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a lot of clothes
with wine stains?
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Mrs. Doug Palmer.
256
00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:44,678
She brings in Doug's suits.
257
00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:47,180
And they got spots on 'em
made from elderberry wine.
258
00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:49,917
Now, I don't know
if she knows it.
259
00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,119
And far be it for me to gossip.
260
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,721
But that's what it is.
261
00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:55,989
Doug's hittin' the old
elderberry wine.
262
00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:58,125
Is that right?
263
00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,127
Mrs. Rick Jackson brought in
a suit the other day.
264
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,195
It had blond hairs on it.
265
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:06,033
What color is
Rick Jackson's wife's hair?
266
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,735
Brunet.
267
00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:10,771
'Nough said.
268
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:14,307
Know what kind of cleaning
is trouble cases? Dresses.
269
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,444
And flockin'...
It comes apart. I get blamed.
270
00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:21,181
And that paper taffeta...
Can't even be tumble dried.
271
00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,383
Ought to be a law against it.
272
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:27,054
Yeah, I see what you mean.
273
00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:29,222
And buttons...
274
00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:31,191
Plastic buttons that melt.
275
00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,126
Rhinestone buttons that...
276
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:37,230
They got to be all took off
and sewed back again by hand.
277
00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:38,899
Would you believe it?
278
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:42,102
Last week, someone
brought in a blue print.
279
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,137
Had 23 rhinestone buttons.
280
00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:46,073
23 rhinestone buttons!
281
00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:49,843
Woman like that
ought to be run out of town.
282
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,845
I'll get some coffee.
283
00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:55,749
Last week, a fella left
284
00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:58,118
a fountain pen in his pocket.
285
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:01,922
I had 30 pounds of clothes
bein' cleaned in ink.
286
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,123
Why, I, uh...
287
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,826
I believe I'll help aunt bee.
288
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,394
And, young man,
289
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:11,198
there's a matter
of grass stains.
290
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,301
Can I give you a hand, aunt bee?
291
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:17,437
Uh...well, uh,
the sugar, maybe.
292
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,506
Okay.
293
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:23,210
Boy, Mr. Goss certainly knows
his business, doesn't he?
294
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,978
Yes, he does, doesn't he?
295
00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:27,514
He's a fine man.
Got his own business.
296
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:30,117
Did it all by himself...
Hard work.
297
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,953
Yes, sir, he's a credit
to the town.
298
00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,922
You really like him?
299
00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:38,458
Yeah. Don't you?
300
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:42,029
Yes.
Yes, he's very nice.
301
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:44,231
Yeah, he makes good company.
302
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,334
He's a good talker,
likes a good joke.
303
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:50,237
He's never been married, has he?
304
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,372
I don't think so.
305
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:53,473
Why?
306
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,042
Oh, nothing.
307
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:59,212
'Cept he'd probably make
a good catch for somebody.
308
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:04,051
Yes, sir, there's wonderful
husband material there.
309
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:09,022
Or am I tellin' you
somethin' you already know?
310
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,971
I left some Berry pie
in the icebox
311
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,505
if you get hungry later.
312
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:29,977
Where are you and Mr. Goss
goin' tonight, picture show?
313
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,244
I expect so.
314
00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:33,346
Well, you stay
out of that balcony.
315
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,848
Oh, Andy, please.
316
00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:37,250
Well, he's a pretty fast
worker, ain't he?
317
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,853
He's movin' this thing
right along.
318
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,554
Yes, he is, isn't he?
319
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:45,525
I guess 'fore long he'll be
askin' you to set the date.
320
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,861
Hmm?
Oh, yes, I guess so.
321
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:51,431
Well, the way you two
lovebirds been carryin' on,
322
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:54,467
a thing like that's
bound to happen.
323
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,336
I wish you every happiness.
324
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,138
Thank you very much, Andy.
325
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,640
And I wish you
much happiness, too.
326
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,477
Well, there's Romeo now.
327
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,280
Howdy, Fred.
Come on in here.
328
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,449
Hi, Andy.
Hello, bee.
329
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,252
Well, they keepin' you busy?
330
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:16,056
Oh, I'll say.
You wanna hear somethin'?
331
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,926
Gilly Parker's wife brought in
a pair of pants today.
332
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:21,194
You know what I found
in one of the pockets?
333
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:22,195
A poker chip.
334
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:24,464
No!
335
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,333
Yeah.
And what's funny is...
336
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,268
This is the funny part, bee...
337
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:31,138
Mrs. Parker, she says to me,
"I wonder how gilly
338
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,941
gets his pants so wrinkled
at choir practice."
339
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:36,209
We could sure tell her,
couldn't we?
340
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,277
Yeah.
341
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,146
You ready to go?
342
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:42,115
I think I'll see
if Opie's tucked in.
343
00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:43,383
I'll look after the young'un.
344
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:46,954
You all go ahead
and have a good time.
345
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,957
Oh, you should see
the stuff I find in pockets.
346
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,491
You know Wayne devereaux?
347
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:54,127
Well, I found a picture
in his pocket,
348
00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:56,296
and it wasn't
of Mrs. Devereaux.
349
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,965
It was of Myrna loy.
350
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,379
'Bout ready for bed?
351
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,480
Yeah, pa.
352
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,148
Brush your teeth?
353
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:18,485
Just feel how wet
the toothbrush is.
354
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,653
I want to tell you
a little story.
355
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:24,124
One time a long time ago,
there was this little fella,
356
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,193
and he never brushed his teeth.
357
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,228
Now, you may not believe this,
358
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,998
but all he'd do
was wet his toothbrush.
359
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,465
Hmm.
360
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,734
Yeah, yeah. To him, it was
a right funny joke.
361
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,404
Every time he thought
about it, he smiled.
362
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,140
And then one day,
he quit smilin'.
363
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:43,143
Never smiled again
the rest of his days.
364
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,345
Why didn't he smile anymore?
365
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:49,116
He was too embarrassed.
He didn't have any teeth.
366
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,318
Oh.
367
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,288
Where you goin'?
368
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:59,292
Guess I'll go
brush my teeth again.
369
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:02,562
I got another little
somethin' to tell you.
370
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:06,766
Looks like aunt bee might be
gettin' married pretty soon.
371
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,568
Who's she gonna marry?
372
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:09,736
Mr. Goss.
373
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,571
Is he gonna marry her, too?
374
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:14,407
Mm-hmm. That's generally
the way it's handled.
375
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,043
When somebody marries you,
376
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:19,046
the polite thing to do
is marry them right back.
377
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,648
Why do people get married, pa?
378
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,483
Oh, a lot of reasons.
379
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:26,419
Have a home, family,
be together.
380
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:30,223
I guess mainly 'cause
they love one another.
381
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:32,625
Does aunt bee
love Mr. Goss?
382
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,261
Yes, she does.
383
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:37,597
Does that mean that she
don't love us no more?
384
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,432
No, she loves us, too.
385
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,501
Kinda confusin', ain't it?
386
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:46,239
Well, see, you can love
a whole lot of people.
387
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:47,774
The more, the better.
388
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:50,743
See, that's
the regular kind of love.
389
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:53,246
And it's a fine, fine thing.
390
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:56,449
But then you meet
that special person,
391
00:16:56,483 --> 00:17:00,087
and you got a special love
all saved up for them.
392
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,522
That's the marryin'
kind of love,
393
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:05,758
and that's the very best kind
'cause it comes
394
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:09,062
from way down deep
inside of your heart.
395
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:12,099
Did you and mom have that deep
396
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:15,135
yes, son, we did.
397
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:18,505
And does aunt bee
have that kind now?
398
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,073
Yes, she does.
399
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:23,110
Then it's all right, ain't it?
400
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:27,114
Yeah, son,
I expect it's all right.
401
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:30,683
Mmm!
402
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,485
Now, you go to sleep.
403
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:36,189
I'll see you in the morning.
404
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,624
All right.
405
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:48,868
Thank you for
a very nice evening, Fred.
406
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,838
If the popcorn butter
dripped on your dress,
407
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,274
bring it in
first thing tomorrow.
408
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,508
Don't put it off.
409
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,110
I'll bring it in
the first thing.
410
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,646
Don't forget... you and
the family get a discount.
411
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,848
That's very nice of you.
Thank you, Fred.
412
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:04,317
Good night, bee.
413
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,153
Good night.
414
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:18,131
Oh, hi, Andy.
415
00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,599
Oh, howdy, aunt bee.
416
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,369
I guess I kinda
lost track of time.
417
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:24,704
Did you sample that Berry pie?
418
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:27,740
Well, let's take care
of that right now.
419
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,377
Not for me.
Too much popcorn.
420
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:31,911
Oh, too much popcorn, huh?
421
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:35,215
I believe I'll take a piece
out on the front porch
422
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,584
and eat it,
it's such a fine night.
423
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,651
Opie!
424
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:42,622
Hasn't he been asleep?
425
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,291
Fell asleep the minute you left.
426
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,825
Is there something
the matter, Opie?
427
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,628
No, I just fell awake.
428
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:51,231
All I have to say
is "Berry pie,"
429
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:53,900
and customers
come out of the woodwork.
430
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:57,170
Well, I'll get two forks
since you're up.
431
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:59,406
Pretty soon,
you'll be makin' pies
432
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,174
for Mr. Goss, won't you?
433
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:04,277
Well, I'll always make
an extra one for you, Opie.
434
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:07,514
Yeah, I think it'll work out
just fine, aunt bee.
435
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:08,948
Yeah.
436
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:12,485
Gettin' married will
give you a home of your own.
437
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:15,655
It'll mean companionship
for a woman my age.
438
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:16,956
Yes. Yes, it will.
439
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,625
It's important... companionship.
440
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,727
Give you somebody
to look after you.
441
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,596
Give someone for me
to look after, too.
442
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:24,931
That's important.
443
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,433
That is important.
444
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:29,436
He'll be fine company
for you. Just fine.
445
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,871
We can go places and do things.
446
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,441
Yeah, yeah.
That means a whole lot, too.
447
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,576
He's basically
a very fine person.
448
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,611
That's just exactly what he is.
449
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,348
Yeah.
450
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,316
Yeah, all in all, I'd say
451
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:46,286
there's just every reason
in the world
452
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,920
for you to get married.
453
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,856
Well, it's gettin' late.
454
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,324
Pa?
455
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,393
You left out one of the reasons.
456
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:54,661
What reason is that?
457
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,563
That aunt bee's gettin' married
458
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:59,832
'cause she's got that special,
deep-down kind of feeling.
459
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:03,836
Oh. I was tryin' to explain
about love to the boy.
460
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,373
And aunt bee has it
for Mr. Goss, don't she?
461
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:09,342
She sure does, she's got
that extra-special love
462
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,478
for him... the kind
I was tellin' you about
463
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,780
that comes from
way down deep inside of you.
464
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:16,716
Don't you, aunt bee?
465
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,318
Come on.
466
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,297
Don't you, aunt bee?
467
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:43,843
I-I-It'll be fine, Andy.
468
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,512
It'll give you a chance
469
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:48,448
to find yourself a wife
and a mother for Opie.
470
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:52,419
It's how I want it, Andy.
I really do.
471
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:58,558
Really.
472
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,832
Well...
473
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:09,402
Seems like we been
goin' around in circles.
474
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:12,839
You have to understand
somethin', aunt bee.
475
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,875
Among folks
that love each other,
476
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:18,044
like we do,
477
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:23,015
nothin' can be best for us
unless it's best for you.
478
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:28,287
Oh, Andy.
479
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,693
Now...
480
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:36,596
The rule around here
has got to be
481
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,531
no marryin' off
482
00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:42,068
unless it's of the absolutely
overwhelmin' nature.
483
00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:45,472
Oh, Andy.
484
00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:46,906
Gosh, pa.
485
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:49,342
Did I say the wrong thing?
486
00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:50,943
No, ope, you was the only one
487
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,512
who said the right thing.
488
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,830
I still don't know how
to break the news to Mr. Goss.
489
00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:13,032
Just leave it to me.
490
00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:23,910
Mr. Goss, aunt bee
been in here?
491
00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:25,412
No, haven't seen her.
492
00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:26,946
She wanted me to fetch
her pattern book.
493
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:28,815
Dress she's making to wear
to church social.
494
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:29,816
That right?
495
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,083
It's beautiful.
496
00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:33,420
Yards and yards
of paper taffeta.
497
00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:35,688
Paper taffeta?
498
00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:37,624
And the upper part
is all flocking.
499
00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:38,925
Flocking?
500
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,092
And down the front is
501
00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:41,828
a double row of plastic buttons.
502
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,763
Buttons?
No, she couldn't!
503
00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:45,532
She wouldn't!
Not a double row!
504
00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:48,568
And down the back is
rhinestone buttons, 36 of 'em.
505
00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:50,970
36 rhinestone buttons!
506
00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:53,139
Wouldn't surprise me
if every woman in town
507
00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:54,741
wants one, once they
see aunt bee's.
508
00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:59,646
What kind of dress you wearin'
to the social, miss Johnson?
509
00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:02,615
Oh, mine's just plain cotton.
510
00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:04,484
Cotton?
511
00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:06,753
Good, good.
512
00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:08,020
No buttons?
513
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:09,188
No buttons at all.
514
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,157
Oh, that's wonderful!
515
00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:13,092
'Course, aunt bee
probably ought not
516
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,561
to go to the social at all.
517
00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:16,429
She is taken cold.
518
00:23:16,463 --> 00:23:18,731
Cold?
Fine.
519
00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:21,167
Too bad you already
got the tickets.
520
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,936
'Course, you could take
miss Johnson here.
521
00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:27,474
Yes! I could!
522
00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:30,777
Yes, I guess that would
be all right.
523
00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:32,979
Well, I'll explain it
to aunt bee.
524
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:36,816
Just plain cotton, huh?
525
00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:39,586
Cleans fine.
526
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,757
Well?
How'd it go?
527
00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:45,925
Perfect.
528
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:48,127
Oh, oh, I feel so much better.
529
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,996
Now, where will we go
for dinner?
530
00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:51,831
Let's go get Opie
and have a Chinese supper.
531
00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:52,932
Good!
532
00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:54,166
Now, one thing...
533
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,968
I don't want anybody
spillin' anything.
534
00:23:56,002 --> 00:23:58,237
I got a feeling we just
lost our discount
535
00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,672
at the cleaning store.
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