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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER AND FOX BROADCASTING
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OH, UM, HERE, BERNICE.
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I MADE YOU A PLATE OF LEFTOVERS.
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OH, THANK YOU...
THAT REMINDS ME, RED.
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MY GARBAGE DISPOSAL
IS STILL BROKEN.
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WELL, JUST AS LONG
AS YOU ENJOY IT.
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LISTEN, I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
LET'S EAT OUT NEXT SUNDAY.
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THAT WAY, EVERYBODY CAN GET
SOMETHING THEY LIKE.
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OKAY, GRANDMA,
TIME TO GET YOU HOME.
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ERIC, YOU GOT TO WARM THAT CAR
UP FOR AT LEAST 10 MINUTES.
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HE'S A GOOD BOY.
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IT'S JUST A SHAME HE DOESN'T
HAVE A BETTER HOME LIFE.
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AH. YOU KNOW, KITTY,
WHEN I WAS RAISING CHILDREN,
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THE RIGHT WAY...
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THAT'S WARM ENOUGH, ERIC.
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BUT YOU JUST...
SHOW ME TAILLIGHTS.
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LET'S ROLL, GRANDMA.
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[MANDY PLAYS SOFTLY ON RADIO]
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[TURNS UP VOLUME]
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TURN OFF THAT BEATNIK MUSIC.
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WATCH THE ROAD.
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YOU DON'T LIKE IT
WHEN I COME TO VISIT.
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YES, I DO. I REALLY DO.
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YOU'RE A FILTHY LIAR.
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YOU DIDN'T LEARN TO LIE
FROM MY RED.
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THAT CAME FROM YOUR MOTHER.
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YOU SEE, GRANDMA, THAT'S
THE PROBLEM RIGHT THERE, OKAY?
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EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE,
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YOU SPEND THE WHOLE DAY
CRITICIZING MY MOM.
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WELL, I TELL IT LIKE IT IS.
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OKAY, GRANDMA,
THEN HERE'S HOW IT IS.
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YOU'RE VERY NASTY.
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AND I DON'T SEE WHY YOU
HAVE TO BE SO HATEFUL.
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I DON'T THINK BEING NICE
FOR A WHOLE DAY WOULD KILL YOU.
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GRANDMA?
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[BUMP]
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GRANDMA?
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OH... OH, NO!
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HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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JUST SHOOTIN' SOME HOOPS.
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OH, I'LL GET IT.
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ERIC, WHAT'S YOUR GRANDMA
DOING SLEEPING IN THE CAR?
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SHE'S NOT, UH,
SHE'S NOT SLEEPING.
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SHE'S DEAD.
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NO. REALLY. SHE'S DEAD.
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[SHUDDERS] WH-WHAT?!
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT, SHE'S DEAD?!
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I, UH, WAS DRIVING HER HOME,
AND THEN I YELLED AT HER,
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AND THEN SHE DIED.
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SHE DIED?!
WELL, WHAT DID RED SAY?
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OH, I'M NOT TELLING RED.
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UM, ERIC, I DON'T
MEAN TO CRITICIZE,
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BUT ARE YOU INSANE?!
YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING!
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ERIC, I JUST GOT TO GET
MY 8-TRACK OUT OF THE CAR.
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KELSO...
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GRANDMA FORMAN,
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CAN YOU JUST MOVE
YOUR LEG A LITTLE BIT?
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KELSO, SHE'S DEAD.
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[SHUDDERS]
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OH, MY GOD!
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ERIC, YOU'RE IN SHOCK.
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YOU HAVE TO GO INSIDE AND TELL
RED RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW!
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WAIT, UM...
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WILL YOU DO IT?
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PLEASE! RIGHT NOW!
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OH.
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I FORGOT THE TUPPERWARE.
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OH! SHE SENT BACK THE LEFTOVERS.
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THIS IS SO TYPICAL
OF YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
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WHY DO I EVEN PUT UP WITH HER?
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MOM, I THINK YOU MIGHT BE
COMING DOWN A LITTLE HARD
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ON GRANDMA THIS TIME.
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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SHE IS JUST AN EVIL, EVIL,
HORRIBLE LITTLE WOMAN.
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WHAT DID SHE SAY
ABOUT ME THIS TIME?
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NOT MUCH.
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SO DID YOU GET
YOUR GRANDMA HOME OKAY?
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WELL, UM...
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YOU KNOW, THE STRANGEST
THING HAPPENED.
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OKAY, NOW HERE'S THE PART
WHERE I GET LOST.
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HOW DID SHE HIT THE SIDEWALK?
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WELL, I OPENED THE DOOR FOR HER.
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AND WHAT THE HELL
WAS GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD
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WHEN YOU DID THAT?!
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OH, JUST YELL AT HIM, RED.
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I'M SURE THAT HIS GRANDMOTHER
DYING HASN'T UPSET HIM ENOUGH.
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ERIC, TAKE YOUR MOTHER
IN THE HOUSE.
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SHE'S HYSTERICAL.
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YES, SIR.
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AND, UM, I HAVE
TO TELL YOU, SIR,
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WHEN WE WERE DRIVING,
I SAID TO GRANDMA...
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I SAID...
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ERIC! THIS IS NO TIME
TO GET UPSET!
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WELL, WHEN IS THE RIGHT TIME?
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I'LL HANDLE THIS, ERIC.
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YOU JUST TAKE
YOUR MOTHER IN THE HOUSE.
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MOM.
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WELL, TH-THIS IS...
THIS IS A TERRIBLE LOSS.
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MOM, DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY
THAT SHE WAS EVIL?
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I NEVER SAID ANY SUCH THING.
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OKAY.
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[THUD]
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OH, SWEETIE,
I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
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YEAH. I HAD A FINAL THIS WEEK.
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OH, I'M SO SORRY, HONEY.
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OH, NO. THIS COULDN'T HAVE COME
AT A BETTER TIME.
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I WAS REALLY UNPREPARED.
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BUT I MISS GRANDMA.
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I KNOW, HONEY. WE ALL DO.
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MOM, WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS FOOD?
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WELL, YOU KNOW, BUSY HANDS
ARE HAPPY HANDS.
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OH, SAY, WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP
OF CHILI WITH YOUR WAFFLES?
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW...
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SURE!
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SO HOW DID YOUR BROTHER
TAKE THE NEWS?
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OH, YOU KNOW MARTY.
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HE'S TALKING ABOUT HIS FEELINGS,
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AND THEN HE STARTED BAWLING,
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SO I HUNG UP ON HIM.
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I'M NOT PAYING
LONG-DISTANCE RATES
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TO LISTEN TO THAT CRAP.
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UNCLE MARTY IS SO IN TOUCH
WITH HIS FEELINGS.
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IT'S LIKE HE'S COMPLETELY
SELF-ACTUALIZED.
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HE'S A DUMB-ASS.
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NOW, RED, HONEY,
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I DON'T THINK THAT
YOU'RE REALLY MAD AT MARTY.
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I THINK YOU ARE
JUST GOING THROUGH
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ONE OF THE FIVE STAGES
OF DEALING WITH DEATH.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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THERE ARE FIVE STAGES:
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DENIAL, ANGER, BARGAINING,
DEPRESSION, ACCEPTANCE.
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KITTY, I'VE GOT 2 STAGES:
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ANGER AND DRINKING.
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ERIC, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAID
TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
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YOU DID NOT KILL HER.
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I DID, DONNA. I KILLED HER.
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SHE WAS OLD, AND THE SHOCK
OF HER GRANDSON
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TELLING HER
THAT SHE WAS NASTY KILLED HER.
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HAVE YOU TALKED
TO RED ABOUT THIS?
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I'M NOT TALKING
TO MY DAD ABOUT THIS!
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DO YOU REMEMBER HOW ANGRY HE GOT
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WHEN I DIDN'T RAKE THE YARD?
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AND THIS IS, LIKE, TWICE AS BAD!
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WELL, I DON'T REALLY WANNA TALK
ABOUT THIS ANYMORE.
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ERIC, YOU NEED
TO TALK ABOUT THIS!
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DONNA, WE DON'T TALK ABOUT
THINGS IN THE FORMAN FAMILY.
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IT'S NOT LIKE YOUR HOUSE,
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WHERE EVERY TIME
YOU HAVE A "FEELING,"
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YOUR DAD GIVES YOU
A BIG HUG AND A GOLD STAR.
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I'M JUST TRYING
TO HELP YOU HERE.
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WELL, I DON'T... TALKING
ISN'T GONNA HELP ME, OKAY?!
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WHAT'S GONNA HELP ME
IS... DRINKING!
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WELL, NOW YOU'RE
JUST BEING STUPID.
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HEY, FORMAN,
LET'S GO GET WASTED.
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OH, GREAT.
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SEE? HYDE'S A REAL FRIEND.
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HE'S GONNA HELP ME GET
THROUGH MY GRANDMA'S DEATH.
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YOUR GRANDMA'S DEAD?
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OH, MAN, UH...
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LET'S GO GET WASTED.
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AS FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS,
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NOT BROTHERS... HUMAN BEINGS,
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HOW DO YOU FEEL?
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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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I GOT AWAY FROM THIS FAMILY.
I'M NOT AFRAID OF MY FEELINGS.
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WELL, I AM.
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OKAY, NOW.
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WHO WOULD LIKE A MONTE CRISTO?
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OH, KITTY, GROOVY SANDWICHES.
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NO RED MEAT, RIGHT?
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OH, NO.
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JUST HAM.
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YOU KNOW, MARTY, WE REALLY
SHOULD TALK ABOUT MA'S FUNERAL.
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NO, DON'T WORRY. IT'S ON ME.
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IT'S NOT A ROUND OF BEERS.
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WE'LL SPLIT THE COST.
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SWEET RED. SO GENEROUS.
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EVEN WHEN YOU'RE LOW ON FUNDS.
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I JUST WANT WHAT'S BEST FOR MOM.
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[WHIMPERING]
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YEAH, MARTY, THAT'S...
THAT'S WHAT WE ALL WANT.
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IT'S JUST THAT WHEN I FEEL BAD,
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I DON'T CRY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.
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[BLUBBERING]
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WAITRESS...
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WAITRESS!
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FORMAN, RELAX, OKAY?
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HI. UH,
WE'RE GONNA NEED A PITCHER
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AND FOUR GLASSES, PLEASE.
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I'M GONNA NEED TO SEE SOME I.D.
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OF COURSE.
I HAVE MINE RIGHT HERE,
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BUT THE REST
OF THE FELLAS LEFT THEIRS
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BACK AT THE MILITARY BASE.
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GOTCHA.
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UH, SO, YOU'RE IN THE MILITARY?
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WHAT BASE ARE YOU FROM?
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IT'S A SECRET MILITARY BASE.
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WELL, I'M CHARLOTTE,
AND THIS IS MY SISTER CHARLENE.
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HI. I'M... TED.
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SERGEANT SHAFT.
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I'M TOMMY HONCHO.
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I AM ERIC FORMAN.
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OH, UH, SALLY, UH,
PUT THAT ON OUR TAB.
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AND BRING EVERYBODY
A ROUND OF SHOTS.
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WHAT IS GOING ON?
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THEY'RE PICKING US UP. AY, NO.
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NO. IT'S A GOOD THING.
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OH. OKAY.
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EXCUSE ME, FELLAS, BUT WE
NEED TO TALK TO THE LADIES.
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YEAH, WELL, THESE LADIES
ARE WITH US, OKAY?
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WELL, THEY CAME IN HERE
WITH US, OKAY? GREAT.
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GET LOST. THEY ARE
TRYING TO PICK US UP.
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I THINK YOU'VE HAD QUITE ENOUGH
FIREWATER, THERE, CHIEF.
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HEY, YOU MESS WITH ERIC FORMAN,
AND YOU MESS WITH ME.
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ARE YOU LOOKING FOR TROUBLE?
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OH, YES.
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OH, I'M LOOKING FOR TROUBLE.
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ANYBODY ELSE?
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HUH?
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WELL, THERE'S THREE OF US, SO...
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SO WHERE WERE WE?
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OH, YES. YOU WERE PICKING ME UP.
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WELL, NOW WHERE IS ERIC?
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IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING.
I'M WORRIED SICK.
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ERIC IS ACTING OUT.
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HE DOESN'T HAVE
THE EMOTIONAL TOOLS
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TO DEAL WITH THIS TRAGEDY.
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YOU'RE AN EMOTIONAL TOOL, MARTY.
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NOW, WHO WOULD LIKE
LEMON BUNDT CAKE?
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WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!
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UM, I WENT TO A BAR.
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ERIC, HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?
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NO. I'VE BEEN FIGHTING.
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OH, MY LORD!
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ERIC, IT'S OKAY.
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JUST LET THE FEELINGS OUT.
237
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PUT 'EM BACK IN THERE, ERIC!
238
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,062
YOU KNOW,
WHEN A FATHER AND SON...
239
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MARTY, YOU ARE THIS CLOSE
TO A HEADLOCK.
240
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GOOD NIGHT!
241
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,070
ERIC, JUST BECAUSE
THERE HAS BEEN
242
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A TRAGEDY IN THE FAMILY
243
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IS NO REASON TO ACT CRAZY.
244
00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:24,659
MY SON GETTING IN A BAR FIGHT,
245
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LIKE... LIKE SOME KIND
OF BAR FIGHTER!
246
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:34,294
KITTY, STOP COOKING...
247
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:37,922
AND GO TO BED.
248
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,175
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
249
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:42,010
WHEN THE TIMER GOES OFF,
250
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,138
ONE OF YOU BETTER TAKE
THAT ROAST OUT OF THE OVEN,
251
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:46,556
OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY.
252
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,478
SIT DOWN, ERIC.
253
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,446
DON'T DRINK THAT.
254
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:05,366
PUT IT ON YOUR EYE.
255
00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:08,578
COME ON, I'M KIDDING!
256
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:22,008
SO... THIS IS BEER.
257
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,311
AND AS MUCH AS
WE ALL MISS BERNICE,
258
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:37,607
WE MUST REMEMBER THAT SHE
IS NOW IN A FAR BETTER PLACE.
259
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,195
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DIE TO GET
TO A BETTER PLACE, MAN.
260
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JUST DRIVE 50 MILES
IN ANY DIRECTION.
261
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SHUT UP, HYDE.
262
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ARE YOU OKAY?
263
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,207
I DON'T KNOW, MICHAEL.
264
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:58,002
IT'S JUST THAT...
DEATH IS SO UNEXPECTED.
265
00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,171
I MEAN, WE ARE
SUCH FRAGILE BEINGS,
266
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,841
NEVER KNOWING WHEN
THE FLAME OF OUR LIVES
267
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,927
WILL BE BLOWN OUT
BY THE WIND OF DEATH.
268
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,846
WHAT?
269
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,640
I AM SO TURNED ON! AREN'T YOU?
270
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:11,432
OKAY. LET'S GO.
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CAR? COAT ROOM.
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BETTER.
273
00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:24,195
Kitty: UM... I KNOW WE
HAD OUR DIFFERENCES.
274
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:27,115
I MARRIED RED, AND... AND... AND
YOU HATED ME.
275
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:31,828
AHEM. UH, WELL, UH,
JUST TRY TO BE NICER TO GOD.
276
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,627
Laurie: LIFE IS SO COMPLICATED.
277
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:43,339
YOU GET OLD AND DIE.
278
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:46,676
THANK GOD I'M STILL
YOUNG AND HOT.
279
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:53,932
Hyde: MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
280
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:58,021
THEY'RE JUST GONNA
THROW THAT RING AWAY.
281
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,068
ARGH! NO, I CAN'T!
282
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:10,325
Fez: OH, MY GOD!
THERE IS A BODY IN HERE!
283
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,623
Red: WELL, MA...
284
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:19,083
OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE!
285
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,504
OH, SORRY.
286
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:26,507
THOSE SHOULD BE CLOSED.
287
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:33,306
HEY... OH, GOD!
YOU GOT A BLACK EYE.
288
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:36,142
IT... LOOKS PRETTY HOT.
289
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,811
WELL, YOU SHOULD
SEE THE OTHER GUY.
290
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,688
DID YOU REALLY LAY HIM OUT?
291
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,023
NO. I MEAN, HE WAS HUGE.
292
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,525
I MEAN, YOU SHOULD HAVE...
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIM.
293
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:45,777
THE FACT THAT
I EVEN TOOK THE PUNCH
294
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:50,615
IS A TESTAMENT
TO HOW TOUGH I REALLY AM.
295
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,491
OW.
296
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,661
OH! SORRY.
297
00:15:57,122 --> 00:16:00,541
LOOK, DONNA, I'M SORRY.
298
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:03,378
ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT.
I WAS ACTING CRAZY.
299
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:04,879
AND, UM...
300
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,215
AND I'M COMPLETELY OVER IT NOW.
301
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:10,301
I MEAN, YOU JUST...
YOU CAN'T DWELL ON THESE THINGS.
302
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,928
SO YOU HAD
A HEART-TO-HEART WITH RED?
303
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,930
HELL, NO.
304
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:16,224
SO YOU'RE STILL JUST
SUPPRESSING EVERYTHING.
305
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:19,435
SURE BEATS DEALING
WITH IT NOW, RIGHT?
306
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,230
HUG.
307
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:30,488
I'M... REALLY SORRY
YOUR MOM DIED.
308
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:33,700
IT'S LIKE... SAD AND STUFF.
309
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:41,165
HEY!
310
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,418
PRETTY GREAT FUNERAL, HUH?
311
00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:51,843
RED, I'M SORRY
ABOUT YOUR MOM, MAN.
312
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,429
AND I'M SORRY KELSO'S AN IDIOT.
313
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:02,353
MR. RED... ALWAYS REMEMBER,
314
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,023
A MOTHER'S GOODNESS
IS CARRIED ON FOREVER
315
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,025
BY HER SONS.
316
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:15,192
[MARTY WHIMPERING]
317
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,661
HAVE YOU MET MY SISTER MARTY?
318
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,080
[BLUBBERING]
319
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,542
HEY, WHAT'S ALL THIS STUFF?
320
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,545
CAMERAS. MY DAD WAS
AN AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER.
321
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,047
HAD HIS OWN DARKROOM.
322
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:32,550
REALLY?
323
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,927
HEY, FORMY, YOU HAVE ANY
NAKED PICTURES OF YOUR GRANDMA?
324
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:36,763
NO!
325
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,599
HA HA! YOU DO NOW!
326
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:48,399
HEY! MY OLD TRAIN SET.
327
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,151
YOUR TRAIN SET?
328
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,153
THAT WAS OUR TRAIN SET.
329
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:53,988
WELL, REALLY,
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MINE.
330
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,491
YOU NEVER PLAYED WITH IT, RIGHT?
331
00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:02,663
RED...
332
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:05,416
DO YOU WANT TO KEEP THE TRAINS?
333
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:06,584
IF YOU DON'T WANT 'EM.
334
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,753
NO, IT'S NOT ABOUT ME.
335
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,588
IT'S ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT.
336
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,882
MAKE AN HONEST DECLARATION
OF YOUR NEEDS.
337
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,384
WOULD YOU CUT THE CRAP?!
338
00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:19,680
JUST SAY TO ME,
"MARTY, I WANT THE TRAINS."
339
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:25,728
MARTY...
340
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,564
I'D BE GLAD TO HANG ON
TO 'EM FOR YOU.
341
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:30,066
RED... ARE YOU
ASKING ME FOR THEM?
342
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,484
NO!
343
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,069
FINE.
344
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,571
THEN I'LL KEEP THEM.
345
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,740
FINE. GO AHEAD AND KEEP 'EM.
346
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,243
I DON'T WANT THE DAMN THINGS!
347
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:41,953
KITTY...
348
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,373
YOU GO IN THERE AND TELL THAT
BASTARD TO GIVE ME MY TRAINS!
349
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:54,382
RED... IT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
I GOTTA MAKE A PIE.
350
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,738
OH, WELL, NOW, SEE?
351
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:19,949
MARTY LEFT YOU THE TRAINS.
352
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,993
YEAH, HE DID.
353
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,035
AND HE EVEN SET IT UP RIGHT.
354
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:25,204
SEE?
THE STATIONS ARE ALL SPREAD OUT.
355
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:29,375
FIVE STOPS, FIVE TIMES THE FUN.
356
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,210
BUT IF HE THINKS HE'S PLAYING
WITH 'EM WHEN HE VISITS,
357
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:33,546
HE'S GOT ANOTHER THINK COMIN'.
358
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,798
NOW, RED, YOU HAVE
TO SHARE WITH YOUR BROTHER.
359
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,884
I DON'T WANNA!
360
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:42,096
OKAY, I AM GONNA GO
MAKE A COFFEE CAKE.
361
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,599
HA HA. TOOT-TOOT!
362
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,897
HEY, DAD, NICE TRAINS.
363
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:53,858
YEAH.
364
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,151
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE
365
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,903
THAT YOUR GRANDMA HELD ON
TO THEM ALL THESE YEARS.
366
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:59,530
I THOUGHT SHE'D THROWN 'EM AWAY.
367
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,490
YEAH, SHE WAS A GOOD EGG,
GRANDMA.
368
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:03,743
YEAH, SHE WAS.
369
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,787
YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS
A LITTLE BOY, I HATED PEACHES.
370
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:11,000
AND MOM KNEW THAT, SO, UH,
WHENEVER SHE MADE A PEACH PIE,
371
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:14,670
SHE'D MAKE A LITTLE
BLUEBERRY PIE... SPECIAL,
372
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:17,590
JUST FOR ME.
373
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:21,344
YOU KNOW, SHE WAS
THE FIRST ONE TO CALL ME RED.
374
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:24,388
AND THE LAST TIME I SAW HER...
375
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:27,266
I DIDN'T...
376
00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:30,061
I DIDN'T SAY, "I LOVE YOU."
377
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:34,065
I DIDN'T EVEN SAY GOOD-BYE.
378
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,859
I SAID, "SHOW ME
THE TAILLIGHTS."
379
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:45,743
DAD, UM, THE LAST THING
I SAID TO HER
380
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:49,372
WAS, "IT WOULDN'T
KILL YOU TO BE NICE."
381
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,798
BUT I THINK IT DID,
BECAUSE SHE DIED.
382
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:07,807
THAT COULD ONLY
HAPPEN TO YOU, SON!
383
00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:13,980
IT'S OKAY.
384
00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:16,607
I KNOW.
385
00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:28,911
WHAT'S THE MATTER, KITTY?
386
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:33,416
I'M ALL OUT OF EGGS.
387
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,252
AND FLOUR!
388
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:37,586
[KITTY SOBBING]
389
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:40,047
COME HERE.
390
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,550
ERIC, COME HERE.
391
00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:48,931
HEY, DO YOU THINK
THESE DIAMONDS ARE REAL?
392
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:51,809
OH, FAMILY MOMENT.
393
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:54,312
I'LL LEAVE YOU THREE ALONE.
394
00:21:57,691 --> 00:22:00,943
I'M JUST GONNA WAIT OVER HERE.
395
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:04,543
I'M REALLY SORRY
THAT OUR LAST CONVERSATION
396
00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:07,700
DIDN'T GO SO SMOOTH.
397
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:11,287
BUT, UM, LOOK, THAT IS NOT
HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU AT ALL.
398
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,695
Voice imitating Bernice:
THEN WHY DID YOU KILL ME, ERIC?!
399
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:16,542
I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!
400
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:23,049
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
DOING OUT HERE?
401
00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:26,010
FREEZING MY NADS OFF
FOR A JOKE, MAN.
402
00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:29,221
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