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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER AND FOX BROADCASTING
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OH MY GOD.
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FROM UP HERE,
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POINT PLACE LOOKS
JUST LIKE PARIS.
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YOU THINK THAT LOOKS LIKE PARIS?
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GOD, NO WONDER YOU THINK
KELSO COULD BE A MODEL.
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WHOA!
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I COULD SO BE A MODEL.
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COME ON, MAN.
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SHUT UP AND JUST KEEP PAINTING.
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IT'S DONE!
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HA-HA!
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GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE
FINALLY DONE IT.
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A POT LEAF ON THE WATER TOWER!
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THIS IS THE PROUDEST
MOMENT OF MY LIFE.
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IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A POT LEAF.
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WHAT?
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IT LOOKS LIKE A HAND
GIVING THE FINGER.
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IT DOESN'T HAVE
TO LOOK PERFECT, HYDE.
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IT'S ART.
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GET UP AND MAKE IT BETTER!
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FINE!
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JUST, YEAH, MAKE IT
WIDER RIGHT UP THERE.
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YEAH. OUT FURTHER, THOUGH.
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YEAH, RIGHT UP THERE.
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OHH!
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OH MY GOD. MICHAEL!
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[THUD]
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HEY, KELSO!
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(KELSO) YEAH?
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HOW'S IT LOOK FROM DOWN THERE?
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(KELSO) IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S
GIVING ME THE FINGER.
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YOU GUYS, THIS IS SO STUPID.
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WE SHOULD JUST TAKE HIM
TO THE HOSPITAL.
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NO, JACKIE, THEN MY DAD
WILL FIND OU...
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AAH! AAH!
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SHUT UP!
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OKAY, MY MOM'S A NURSE.
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I'M GOING TO GO WAKE HER UP.
MAYBE SHE CAN FIX HIM.
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JUST DON'T WAKE UP
RED, THOUGH, HUH?
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HE'LL KILL US ALL.
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GEE, YOU THINK?
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[PASSIONATE BREATHING]
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(KITTY) OH, RED!
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(RED) OH, KITTY!
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(ERIC) OKAY, LET'S GO.
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EVERYBODY HOP IN THE CAR,
AND LET'S GO NOW.
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WHERE'S YOUR MOM?
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SHUT UP!
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DON'T YOU DARE TALK
ABOUT MY MOTHER!
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♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪
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♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪
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♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪
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♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪
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♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪
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♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪
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♪ WHOA, YEAH ♪
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HELLO, WISCONSIN!
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NO, DAD...
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THERE'S NO WAY THIS
COULD'VE BEEN AVOIDED.
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YES!
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YEAH, THE COW KICKED ME
AFTER I TIPPED IT OVER.
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I'M NOT LYING!
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OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
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I LOVE YOU TOO.
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HE BOUGHT IT.
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UM, EXCUSE ME. UM, YES. UM...
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MY FRIEND AND I WOULD LIKE
OUR SPONGE BATH NOW, PLEASE.
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ERIC, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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THEY WERE SLEEPING!
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MICHAEL, AS GOD IS MY WITNESS,
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I WILL NURSE YOU BACK TO HEALTH.
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THANKS, JACKIE.
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I'M IN A LOT OF PAIN.
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OHH, MY POOR BABY.
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ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
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I'M GOING. WHOEVER WANTS A RIDE.
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[GROANING]
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HEY, I'M SORRY
ABOUT TONIGHT, YOU GUYS.
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SORRY? WHY?
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WE GOT TO WATCH YOU FALL, MAN.
I HAD A BLAST!
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SEE YOU, KELSO.
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HYDE IS SUCH A JERK.
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THIS IS ALL HIS FAULT.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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WHO SAID THE POT LEAF
WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH?
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HYDE DID.
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MM-HMM, AND WHO SAID YOU
SHOULD LEAN OUT FURTHER?
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HYDE DID.
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SO WHO MADE YOU FALL
OFF THE WATER TOWER?
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NO, NO, NO, NO, WAIT, JACKIE.
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THAT'S CRAZY.
HYDE'S, LIKE, MY BEST FRIEND.
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
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BRIAN PICCOLO AND GAYLE SAYERS
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WERE BEST FRIENDS.
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YEAH, BRIAN'S SONG.
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I LOVE THAT MOVIE.
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SEE, MICHAEL,
GAYLE HELD BRIAN'S HAND
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AND CRIED AND GAVE HIM
SIPS OF COOL WATER
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IN HIS HOSPITAL BED.
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SO WHERE ARE YOU NOW?
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I'M IN A HOSPITAL BED.
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AND WHERE'S HYDE?
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WELL, HE ISN'T GIVING ME
SIPS OF COOL WATER,
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THAT'S FOR SURE!
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WELL, WE GOT VANDALS
IN THIS TOWN.
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I WAS DRIVING HOME, AND I
SAW THE WATER TOWER
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GIVING ME THE FINGER.
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VANDALS, YOU SAY?
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HMM, WHERE WERE YOU
LAST NIGHT, ERIC?
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OH, CAN IT, LAURIE.
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ERIC, YOU LOOK PALE.
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LET ME SEE YOUR EYES.
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(KITTY) LOOK AT ME.
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♪ TELL ME THAT YOU LIKE IT ♪
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♪ YEAH ♪
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DO YOU HAVE A FEVER?
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OH.
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I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED.
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RIGHT AFTER BREAKFAST,
I WANT YOU TO MOW THE LAWN.
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THE FRESH AIR WILL DO YOU GOOD.
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ERIC, IS SOMETHING
BOTHERING YOU?
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GOD, MAKE IT STOP!
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[PASSIONATE BREATHING]
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(RED) OH, KITTY!
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[PASSIONATE BREATHING]
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(RED) OH, KITTY!
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[PASSIONATE BREATHING]
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(RED) OH, KITTY!
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AAH!
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(RED) OH, KITTY!
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AAH!
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[PASSIONATE BREATHING]
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(KITTY) OH, RED!
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(RED) OH, KITTY!
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(KITTY) OH, RED!
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♪ TELL ME THAT
YOU LIKE IT, YEAH ♪
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♪ YOU AIN'T GOT NO... ♪
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WELL, OKAY, NOW, UM...
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SO FAR, ERIC IS 9 OUT OF 10.
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HE'S GOT... HE'S GOT
BLOODSHOT EYES,
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MOOD SWINGS, IRREGULAR APPETITE,
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ODD SLEEPING PATTERNS.
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OH, RED, OUR JOHNNY IS HIGH.
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KITTY, THAT'S NONSENSE.
HE'S NOT ON DRUGS.
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HE'S... JUST WEIRD.
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MORNING.
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HUNGRY?
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I... I OVERSLEPT.
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I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL.
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IT'S, UH... BYE.
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THAT KID'S ON DOPE.
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WELL, I'LL SAY. IT'S SUNDAY.
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BOY, THESE AFTER-SCHOOL
SPECIALS ARE THRILLING.
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I MEAN, WHO KNEW IT
TAKES ONLY ONE BEER
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TO TURN A CHEERLEADER
INTO A WHORE?
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YOU KNOW, FEZ,
THIS SHOW CONTAINS
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AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE.
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THAT VERY THING HAPPENED
TO A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.
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REALLY?
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MM-HMM.
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MAY I ASK WHO?
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MAN, THAT IS ONE DRUNK,
SLUTTY CHEERLEADER.
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THERE GO HER POM-POMS.
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ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
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THAT IS QUITE ENOUGH!
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EVERYWHERE I LOOK NOW
IT'S SEX, SEX, SEX!
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WELL, IT'S DISGUSTING,
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AND I WILL NOT HAVE IT
IN MY BASEMENT!
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ERIC, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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OH, WELL, EXCUSE ME,
DONNA, FOR HAVING
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A LITTLE MORAL FIBER.
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OKAY, WELL, I'M GOING
TO GO CHECK ON MICHAEL.
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(HYDE) YEAH, HOW'S HE DOING?
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OH! OH YEAH, LIKE YOU CARE.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST APOLOGIZE?
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APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT?
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WELL, IF YOU DON'T KNOW,
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THEN OBVIOUSLY
YOU'RE A BIG FAT JERK!
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OKAY, SHE'S NUTS.
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I KNOW. YOU ARE NOT FAT.
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ERIC.
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GET OFF MY MOM... WHAT?
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WHAT IS IT WITH YOU?
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YOU'VE BEEN EXTRA LOSERY LATELY.
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I SAW MOM AND DAD HAVING SEX.
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[ALARM RINGS]
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OH!
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OH, YOU POOR THING!
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IT'S ALL RIGHT.
IT'S OKAY, BABY'S FINE.
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OH, LAURIE, IT WAS HORRIBLE.
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I CAN'T GET THE IMAGE
OUT OF MY MIND!
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I MEAN, IT WAS MOM AND DAD,
BUT THEY WERE...
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THEY WERE LIKE
A PAIR OF WILDEBEESTS
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ON A NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC
SPECIAL.
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[NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC SPECIAL
TYPE THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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(NARRATOR) DEEP IN THE UNEXPLORED
PSYCHE OF A CONFUSED YOUNG MAN,
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IS A WILDERNESS CALLED...
WILD WISCONSIN.
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AFTER SEVERAL DAYS OF TRACKING,
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WE FINALLY LOCATED
THE DEN OF THE WILY RED.
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HERE WE SEE SUBURBUS SEXMANIACUS
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TRACKING HIS PREY
THROUGH THE LIVING ROOM.
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OBSERVE AS THE MALE INDICATES
HIS INTEREST IN MATING
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BY MAKING LOUD,
AGGRESSIVE NOISES.
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[WHIRRING]
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THE FEMALE'S ATTRACTIVE
DOUBLE-KNIT PANTSUIT
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AND SCARLET LIPS
SIGNAL HER READINESS.
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THIS DISPLAY IS NOT LOST
ON THE MALE.
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OH, THERE HE GOES.
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LET'S WATCH.
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[CLINK]
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♪ TELL ME SOMETHING GOOD ♪
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♪ TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME ♪
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♪ TELL ME THAT
YOU LIKE IT, YEAH ♪
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ERIC, I AM SO SORRY.
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BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND.
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MOM AND DAD ARE IN LOVE.
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THEY HAVE URGES
AND NEEDS, JUST LIKE US.
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NO URGES, NO NEEDS!
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I LEARNED IN PSYCHOLOGY CLASS
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THAT WHAT YOU WENT
THROUGH IS TRAUMATIC,
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BUT DON'T WORRY,
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MANY PEOPLE HAVE HAD
THIS SAME EXPERIENCE.
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REALLY?
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AND THEY TURNED OUT ALL RIGHT?
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WELL, SOME OF THEM TURNED OUT
TO BE SERIAL KILLERS.
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BUT I'M SURE THAT'S
JUST A COINCIDENCE.
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BUT WHATEVER.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THE SAD THING IS?
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I ACTUALLY THINK YOU'RE
TRYING TO BE NICE.
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YEAH.
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IT'S JUST NOT MY STRONG SUIT.
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SORRY.
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SO I'LL BE ALL RIGHT?
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NO.
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♪♪♪
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DONNA, I'M REALLY
NOT IN THE MOOD.
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OH, COME ON.
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I'M JUST TRYING TO GET
A LITTLE ACTION HERE.
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DONNA, I JUST CAN'T.
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COME ON. ALL THE OTHER GUYS
ARE DOING IT.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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ARE YOU, LIKE,
MAD AT ME OR SOMETHING?
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IT'S JUST...
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DONNA, I SAW
MY PARENTS HAVING SEX.
246
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OH GOD!
247
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OH, YEE!
248
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,925
YEAH.
249
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,011
AND YOU LIKED IT, RIGHT?
250
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NO! GOD, NO! THAT'S SICK!
251
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:10,765
EVERYONE'S SICK!
252
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I'M KIDDING.
253
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,643
ERIC, I'M KIDDING.
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00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:17,605
OH, GOOD ONE.
255
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,942
ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
256
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,026
I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
257
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I'VE NEVER TOLD ANYBODY ELSE.
258
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ALL RIGHT?
259
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:30,660
WHEN I WAS 12,
I SAW MY PARENTS DOING IT.
260
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,038
HOW DID YOU GET OVER IT?
261
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:37,584
WELL, AT FIRST, I WAS, LIKE,
COMPLETELY FREAKED OUT.
262
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:41,546
BUT THEN EVENTUALLY
THE PAIN RECEDED,
263
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,924
AND I WAS ABLE TO LIVE AGAIN.
264
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:46,718
DONNA, I DON'T
SEE THIS RECEDING.
265
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,326
I MEAN, I WALKED IN
ON RED AND KITTY,
266
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:49,554
AND THEY WERE...
267
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THEY WERE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE.
268
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,100
OH, GOD. THAT'S NOTHING.
269
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:57,228
I CAUGHT MY PARENTS OUTSIDE,
IN BROAD DAYLIGHT,
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ON THE HAMMOCK.
271
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:03,484
WHERE I USED TO READ, LIKE,
MY NANCY DREW MYSTERIES.
272
00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:08,239
OH, MAN, THAT IS SO MUCH
WORSE THAN MINE.
273
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:12,619
I CAN REMEMBER, LIKE,
LITTLE BITS OF NAKED SKIN
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00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:16,539
PEEKING THOUGH THE HOLES
OF THE HAMMOCK.
275
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WOW.
276
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:23,463
IT'S WEIRD, BUT KNOWING
WHAT YOU WENT THROUGH
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00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:26,841
JUST MAKES ME FEEL
SO MUCH BETTER,
278
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:29,719
BECAUSE YOU'RE, LIKE,
TOTALLY OVER IT, RIGHT?
279
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:35,099
AND LATER THEY CAME INSIDE,
AND THEY HAD, LIKE,
280
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:40,063
THIS CHECKERBOARD PATTERN
ALL OVER THEIR ARMS AND LEGS!
281
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:43,691
AND MY DAD LAUGHED
AND SAID THEY FELL ASLEEP
282
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:48,237
ON THE HAMMOCK,
BUT I KNEW IT WAS A LIE.
283
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:52,283
I KNEW WHAT HE DID TO MY MOM.
284
00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:00,583
YOUR MOM.
285
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:05,797
OKAY, I'M READY TO FOOL AROUND.
286
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,924
PLEASE TAKE ME HOME.
287
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:20,269
OH HEY, LOOK, JACKIE.
IT'S MY FRIENDS,
288
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:23,064
ERIC, DONNA, AND FEZ.
289
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,859
YEP, THAT'S ALL MY FRIENDS.
290
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,835
KELSO, IF YOU HAVE
SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME,
291
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,322
WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY IT?
292
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:35,743
OH, NO.
293
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:38,538
I THINK YOU HAVE
SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME,
294
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,248
AND I'M GOING TO BE
RIGHT OVER HERE
295
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,750
WHEN YOU'RE READY.
296
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:49,738
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
THIS IS STUPID.
297
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,259
JUST APOLOGIZE ALREADY.
298
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,011
FORMAN, ITS NOT MY FAULT.
299
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,262
WHATEVER. HE THINKS IT IS.
300
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:55,513
IT IS!
301
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,932
YOU MADE ME FALL OFF
THE WATER TOWER.
302
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,020
HOW? DID I PUSH YOU?
303
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,604
WELL, NO, BUT...
304
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:06,691
DID I MAKE THE RAILING SLIPPERY?
305
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:07,859
NO.
306
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,569
THEN HOW IS IT MY FAULT?
307
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:12,405
BECAUSE!
308
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:15,533
YOU DIDN'T LIKE MY ARTWORK.
309
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:20,913
AND YOU DON'T RESPECT ME
AND YOU LAUGH AT ME
310
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:25,918
AND YOU'RE INCONSIDERATE
OF MY FEELINGS.
311
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,965
KELSO, NO OFFENSE,
BUT YOU SOUND LIKE A CHICK.
312
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:37,096
WELL... MAN, I DO!
313
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,142
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
314
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,770
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN
I WAS CLIMBING YOUR FENCE
315
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:46,105
AND I HIT MY FOREHEAD
ON THAT TREE BRANCH,
316
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,191
AND I FELL INTO YOUR
YARD AND YOUR DOG YOGI
317
00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:52,028
CAME OUT OF THE HOUSE
AND BIT ME TWICE ON THE ASS?
318
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,951
YEAH.
319
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,662
YOU BLED AND YOU CRIED.
320
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,583
I BLED. I DIDN'T CRY.
321
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,794
YEAH, YOU DID.
322
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:10,588
YOU BLED AND YOU CRIED.
323
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,465
AND YOU LAUGHED, MAN, A LOT,
324
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,218
WHILE I WAS BLEEDING.
325
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:16,636
DO YOU SEE MY POINT?
326
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:20,056
YEAH. IT'S FUNNY
WHEN FRIENDS GET HURT.
327
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,815
CLOSE ENOUGH.
328
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,192
SORRY.
329
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,903
HEY, STOP TALKING LIKE A CHICK.
330
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,490
OH, OH.
331
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,158
HA-HA-HA.
332
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:42,245
GOD, YOU'RE BOTH IDIOTS!
333
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,708
ERIC?
334
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,127
YOUR FATHER AND I HAVE NOTICED
335
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,921
THAT YOU'VE BEEN ACTING
VERY STRANGE LATELY.
336
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:56,175
LIKE A HIPPIE.
337
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,594
IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU WANT TO TELL US?
338
00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:01,681
ARE YOU ON DOPE? ARE YOU?
339
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,225
BECAUSE WE CAN HELP
GET YOU CLEAN.
340
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,477
THERE'S COUNSELING,
HOSPITALIZATION...
341
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:09,647
MY FOOT KICKING YOUR ASS.
342
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:17,655
MOM, DAD, I'M NOT ON DRUGS.
343
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,158
OH, WHAT A RELIEF.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA...
344
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:23,327
KITTY, KITTY, HE'S LYING.
345
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:26,914
THAT'S WHAT THE HOP-HEADS DO.
346
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:29,250
MOM, DAD, I SWEAR,
I'M NOT ON DRUGS.
347
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:32,253
WELL, THEN, WHAT THE HELL'S
WRONG WITH YOU?
348
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,299
WELL, I ACCIDENTALLY S...
349
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:39,010
I WAS UPSTAIRS, AND I... I...
350
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,637
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M ON DRUGS.
351
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:51,439
OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE!
HE SAW YOU GUYS DOING IT!
352
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,150
THERE.
353
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,862
I HELPED!
354
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,908
OH, HONEY.
355
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:04,327
WERE YOUR FATHER AND I
HAVING INTERCOURSE?
356
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:07,288
MOM!
357
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:11,375
WELL, NO WONDER YOU'VE
BEEN ACTING SO WEIRD.
358
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,003
RED, SAY SOMETHING.
MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER.
359
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,715
UM...
360
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:21,761
[CLEARING THROAT] IT'S
MORE FUN THAN IT LOOKS.
361
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,270
RED.
362
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:32,438
WHAT?
363
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:34,357
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?
364
00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:35,900
YOU KNOW WHAT?
365
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:43,741
UM, YOU GUYS DO IT,
AND, UM, I'M OKAY WITH THAT.
366
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,910
SO...
367
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,204
THANKS.
368
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,540
SURE THING.
369
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:54,961
[CLEARS THROAT] I JUST HOPE
YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON.
370
00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:57,755
OH.
371
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:01,425
YES SIR, I DID.
372
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,638
WAIT A SECOND. WHAT LESSON?
373
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:06,931
ALWAYS KNOCK.
374
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,307
OH.
375
00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:09,558
OH!
376
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:10,977
OH, EVEN IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE AFTERNOON.
377
00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:13,521
OH MY GOD!
378
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:21,779
MAN, THAT WAS FUNNY.
379
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,781
HA-HA-HA-HA.
380
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:26,117
I DON'T... I DON'T KNOW
HOW FUNNY IT IS.
381
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,578
WHAT IF THAT HAD BEEN YOU
WALKING IN OUR YOUR PARENTS?
382
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:37,837
AND YOUR MOTHER WAS A DANCER.
383
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:41,465
I IMAGINE THAT WOULD'VE
BEEN QUITE SOMETHING.
384
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,718
QUIT IT, KITTY.
385
00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:44,969
OH.
386
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,762
HEY, DON'T.
387
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,934
COME ON NOW. STOP THAT.
388
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,854
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WARNER AND FOX BROADCASTING
389
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,483
BOY, KELSO'S GOING
TO BE SO HAPPY
390
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,777
THAT I FINISHED HIS GRAFFITI.
391
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:04,989
OH, YES.
392
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,283
I AM VERY TALENTED.
393
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,535
AY... AY!
394
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:11,329
[THUD]
395
00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:13,205
[CRASH]
396
00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:14,457
[THUD]
397
00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:15,833
OH, NO!
398
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,836
I AM HURT...
399
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:22,256
AND ALL ALONE...
400
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,467
AND IT IS GIVING ME THE FINGER!
401
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:26,218
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.
402
00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:28,343
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CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT
403
00:22:28,344 --> 00:22:30,066
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