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♪♪♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER AND FOX BROADCASTING
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I AM SO EXCITED
ABOUT STAR WHORES.
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FEZZIE, MAN, IT'S STAR WARS.
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SCREW THAT!
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HEY, FORMAN, MAN,
THIS THING BETTER BE GOOD.
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IF I DON'T SEE SOME SPACE JUGS,
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I'M GONNA BE SUPER-PISSED.
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I DON'T KNOW, GUYS,
I HEARD IT'S OKAY.
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WELL, THERE'S NO WAY
IT'S BETTER THAN
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THE PLANET OF THE APES.
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I MEAN, THOSE APES WERE
REALLY GOOD ACTORS.
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[LASER WEAPONS FIRING]
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WOAH.
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AND THEN THEY GO INTO THIS BAR
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AND THERE ARE ALL
THESE SPACE CREATURES,
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AND THEN SOMEONE MAKES A MISTAKE
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AND PICKS ON OBl-WAN KENOBI,
AND THEN HE TAKES OUT
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HIS LIGHT SABER AND
HE GOES "WHOOSH"
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AND HE CHOPS THIS GUY'S
ARM RIGHT OFF.
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AND IT'S A SABER THAT'S
MADE OUT OF LIGHT.
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
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THIS DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE A NICE MOVIE.
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NOW, "THE WAY WE WERE",
THAT'S A NICE MOVIE.
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SO ERIC, YOU GOING TO
GET YOURSELF SOME
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STAR WARS PAJAMAS NOW?
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KITTY, I'M GOING BACK
TO WORK, FULL-TIME.
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OH MY GOD, YOU'RE KIDDING.
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NO, I RAN INTO RON MILBANK
AT THE K-MART,
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AND HE'S MOVED BACK
TO REOPEN THE PLANT.
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OH.
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OH, THIS IS A GODSEND.
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OH.
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AND TO THINK HOW CLOSE WE CAME
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TO LOSING THE HOUSE.
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LOSING THE... MOM,
YOU SAID WE WERE FINE!
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OH, ERIC, HONEY, I LIED.
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OH, HONEY,
THIS IS THE BEST NEWS.
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WELL, I'M... I'M SO GLAD
THAT YOU'RE HAPPY.
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[GIGGLES]
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HEY! WAY TO GO, DADDY!
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AH, MY JOB AND MY LITTLE GIRL.
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OKAY, SO I'M HERE, TOO, DAD.
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OH, AND SPEAKING OF YOU,
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I TOLD MILBANK'S SON DAVID
TO COME BY TO SEE YOU.
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DAVID MILBANK?
DAD, I HATED THAT GUY.
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YEAH, WELL, I HATE
HIS DAD, BUT...
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I SMILE LIKE HELL
WHENEVER I SEE HIM.
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AND YOU'LL DO THE SAME. GOT IT?
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GOT IT!
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[GIGGLES]
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DAVID MILBANK? OH, BARF!
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ERIC, REMEMBER WHEN
YOU BEAT HIM UP
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ON THE PLAYGROUND?
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YEP, I KICKED HIS ASS.
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WAIT, WASN'T HE THE KID
WITH SCOLIOSIS AND ASTHMA?
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YEP...
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AND I KICKED HIS ASS.
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SO, JACKIE,
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YOU WANT TO GO SEE
STAR WARS TONIGHT?
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GOD, MICHAEL, I TOLD YOU
I DON'T LIKE SPACE.
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JACKIE, IF WE'RE GOING TO
START OUR RELATIONSHIP OVER,
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YOU GOTTA MEET ME
HALFWAY, HONEY.
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WELL, MAYBE I WANT TO DO
SOMETHING ELSE TONIGHT.
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LIKE WHAT?
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GOD, JACKIE!
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WE CAN DO THAT FOR
THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
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STAR WARS IS
A LIMITED ENGAGEMENT.
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FINE, FINE, BUT I WANT
THE BIG POPCORN.
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AH, THEY FINALLY LEFT.
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NOW IT'S JUST THE THREE OF US.
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THAT'S GREAT, FEZ.
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OH, I GET IT.
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IF I WAS GONE,
YOU TWO WOULD KISS.
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AH, LIFE'S A BITCH, HUH?
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(KITTY) ERIC, DAVID'S HERE.
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THE SCOLIOSIS-ASTHMA
FREAK IS HERE.
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I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THIS.
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[FOOTSTEPS]
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HEY, GUYS, I'M BACK.
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YEAH, HEY.
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WOW, DAVID, YOU'VE
REALLY GROWN UP.
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ME? LOOK AT YOU.
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YOU LOOK REALLY GROWN UP.
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AS A MATTER OF FACT,
WE'VE ALL GROWN UP.
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YES, BUT HIM MUCH
MORE THAN YOU HAVE.
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SO, DAVID, HEY...
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TELL US ABOUT YOU. WE'RE DATING.
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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WHAT?
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I'M JUST... SORRY, MAKING
CONVERSATION HERE.
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[SIGHS]
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SO, UH, DONNA, ARE YOU
STILL WRITING SHORT STORIES?
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YEAH, I STILL WRITE A LITTLE.
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WELL, NOT EVERY...
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UM, YOU STILL WRITE?
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I MEAN, I'D LOVE
TO READ YOUR STUFF.
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YEAH?
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WELL, ENOUGH ABOUT US.
TELL US ABOUT YOU.
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DAVID, YOU STILL GOT
THAT BIG OLD CURVE
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IN YOUR SPINE?
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CAN I SEE IT?
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HEY, KELSO.
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LAURIE?
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I'M BORED.
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IF YOU'RE BORED, YOU
SHOULD GO SEE STAR WARS.
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NO, I WAS THINKING OF
DOING SOMETHING ELSE.
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LAURIE? WHAT'S GOING ON?
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YOU'RE ACTING LIKE YOU'RE
LIKING ME, AND THAT'S WEIRD.
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IT'S LIKE I TOLD YOU,
KELSO, I'M BORED.
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WELL, THAT'S VERY FLATTERING...
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BUT, UH, YOU KNOW, JACKIE
AND I ARE BACK TOGETHER.
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OH, I UNDERSTAND.
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DO YOU WANT TO SEE
MY APPENDIX SCAR?
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ONCE AGAIN, WHAT'S HER NAME
AND I ARE BACK TOGETHER!
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WELL, IT'S NOT MY
BEST STORY, BUT IT'S...
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WOW!
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I LOVE IT.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE?
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YEAH. OH MY GOD, YEAH.
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I TOTALLY HAVE MORE.
I HAVE SOME...
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OH, GOD.
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OH MY GOD, I AM SO...
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YEAH.
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SORRY. I'M SO SORRY,
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THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
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OH, I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THIS.
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HEY, WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON HERE?!
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I SPILLED SODA ON HIM.
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OH.
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I SHOULD LEAVE.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
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ALL RIGHT.
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HEY, DONNA, GREAT WRITING.
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WHAT IS IT WITH YOU?
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ME?!
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DONNA, HE'S HITTING ON YOU.
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HE IS NOT!
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WE'RE JUST FRIENDS!
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HE TALKS TO ME, LISTENS TO ME,
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SHARES IDEAS WITH ME.
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OH MY GOD, DONNA.
YOU ARE SO NAIVE.
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ERIC, JUST 'CAUSE A GUY
PAYS ATTENTION TO ME
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DOES NOT MEAN HE WANTS
TO GET ME NAKED.
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OH, GROW UP!
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WAS THAT WHY YOU
PAID ATTENTION TO ME?
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OF COURSE...
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NOT. OF COURSE NOT.
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I LOVE YOUR MIND.
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THAT'S THE THING I LOVE.
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SO DONNA SAYS DAVID AND HER
ARE JUST GOOD FRIENDS.
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AND IF I DON'T BELIEVE THAT...
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UM, THEN SHE'S GONNA THINK
THAT I DON'T TRUST HER.
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ERIC, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
LET DAVID HAVE DONNA.
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I MEAN, THEY LOOK
SO NICE TOGETHER.
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YOU SEE, THIS IS WHY YOUR
COUNTRY LOST THE WAR.
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MY COUNTRY NEVER FOUGHT A WAR.
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YEAH, BIG SURPRISE.
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YOU KNOW, FORMAN,
I'M A ROMANTIC.
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SO I SAY YOU CHOKE HIM
'TIL HIS EYES POP OUT.
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YEAH, HITTIN' PEOPLE'S COOL.
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I DON'T KNOW. IF I HIT THIS GUY,
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DONNA'S JUST GONNA BE PISSED.
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NO, MAN, CHICKS DIG THAT STUFF.
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I MEAN, LEIA, RIGHT?
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SHE ACTED LIKE
SHE WAS MAD AT HAN,
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BUT I COULD TELL SHE LIKED HIM.
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KELSO, MAN,
WHAT ARE YOU, AN IDIOT?
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LEIA LIKES LUKE.
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I MEAN, SHE KISSED HIM
ON THAT BRIDGE.
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AHH! PFF! JUST FOR LUCK.
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GUYS, I HAVE
A REAL PROBLEM HERE!
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OH, I GOT IT.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD LET
DAVID HAVE DONNA
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BECAUSE, I MEAN, THEY
LOOK SO NICE TOGETHER.
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OW.
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(RED) NOW, REMEMBER, A
JEDI IS HIS OWN MASTER.
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HIS OWN MASTER...
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HIS OWN MASTER.
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A JEDI'S POWER LIES
WITHIN HIS OWN...
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ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?
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WHAT? YES.
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UH, YOU WERE SAYING...
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MAY THE FORCE BE WITH ME?
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NO, I DID NOT.
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JEDI KNIGHT! HA!
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JEDI DUMB-ASS!
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LUKE!
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I DON'T MEAN TO BUM YOU OUT,
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BUT I JUST SAW PRINCESS LEIA
CRUISING AROUND
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WITH DARTH VADER
IN HIS TIE FIGHTER.
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RIGHT, CHEWY?
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[GROWLS]
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MAN, THIS TOTALLY SUCKS.
I SHOULD BE HAN.
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QUIT WHINING!
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[GROWLS]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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SOMEBODY GET THAT?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WHY DON'T I JUST GET IT MYSELF?
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HA-HA-HA-HA.
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HONEY, IT'S DARTH VADER.
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THANKS, MOM.
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OH, UH...
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MY GOD!
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YOU GUYS JUST GOTTA COME
OVER TO THE DARK SIDE.
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THEY HAVE FREE FOOD.
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HEY, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WITH PRINCESS LEIA?
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HEY, GUYS.
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LEIA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH DARTH VADER?
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WELL, WE'RE, UM,
JUST FRIENDS, LUKE.
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HE'S NICE, I THINK
YOU'D REALLY LIKE HIM.
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NO, I WOULDN'T.
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GIVE ME A CHANCE, LUKE.
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[GAGS]
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LOOK. HELLO.
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HE'S CHOKING ME
WITH HIS MIND HERE.
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[EVIL LAUGH]
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IT'S LIKE, YEAH, EVIL.
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[LAUGHING]
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WHEN MICHAEL AND I WERE APART,
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HE REALIZED HOW MUCH
HE MISSED ME.
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I'M TELLING YOU, DONNA,
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BREAKING UP WITH HIM WAS
THE BEST THING I EVER DID.
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID, LIKE,
GETTING A PEDICURE WAS
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THE BEST THING YOU EVER DID.
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THAT WAS LAST WEEK, DONNA.
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I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
ABOUT ERIC.
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HE'S ACTING LIKE THIS
POSSESSIVE, MACHO JERK.
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OH, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU, DONNA.
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NO, JACKIE, I'M WITH HIM
BECAUSE I THOUGHT
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HE WASN'T LIKE THAT.
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MRS. PINCIOTTI, CAN YOU
PLEASE TELL DONNA I'M RIGHT?
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ISN'T IT COOL WHEN MEN
ACT LIKE THEY OWN YOU?
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OH, YEAH.
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MOM, WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE
FEMINIST CLASSES YOU TOOK?
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OH, RIGHT.
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NO!
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HEY, MR. PINCIOTTI. HEY, DAD.
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HEY, THERE, ERIC.
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HEY, DAD, UH...
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00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:14,936
I WAS WONDERING IF
YOU'D SHOW ME, LIKE,
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A FEW FIGHTING MOVES.
244
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,148
WHO YOU PLANNING TO FIGHT?
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DAVID MILBANK.
246
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:26,656
DAVID MILBANK?
HE'S GOT SCOLIOSIS AND ASTHMA.
247
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:29,117
YOU COULD TAKE HIM.
248
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:30,368
COME ON NOW, ERIC.
249
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:31,744
WHY DON'T YOU, UH...
250
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:35,123
BEAT UP KELSO?
I DON'T WORK FOR HIS DAD.
251
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,708
HE'S MAKING A MOVE ON DONNA.
252
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,085
OH, NO, NO, NO.
253
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:44,549
DONNA'S NOT GOING NEAR
THAT PRETZEL BOY.
254
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,927
NO, NO, YOU GOTTA
NIP THIS IN THE BUD, ERIC.
255
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
256
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,932
THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE
IS VERY VULNERABLE.
257
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:56,269
OH, OH, AND HIT HIM
WITH A BANJO.
258
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A BANJO, BOB?
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00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,779
WHAT? I'M HELPING.
260
00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:09,115
WHERE IS HE GONNA GET A BANJO?
261
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I DON'T KNOW.
262
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,077
BUT I SAW A GUY
GET HIT WITH A BANJO ONCE.
263
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:16,998
AND HE WENT DOWN.
264
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:25,715
HITTING A GUY
WITH A BANJO IS DIRTY.
265
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:29,218
YOU WANT TO KNEE HIM
IN THE GROIN.
266
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:33,723
YOU CAN HIT HIM IN
THE GROIN WITH A BANJO.
267
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,852
SO WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO DO TONIGHT?
268
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:42,065
OH, AND I YOU SAY SEE
STAR WARS AGAIN, I'M LEAVING.
269
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:47,946
YOU DON'T WANT TO LEAVE.
270
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,282
YOU WANT TO SEE STAR WARS.
271
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,534
STOP IT! I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU.
272
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:56,287
YOU ARE WEIRD,
AND I'M GOING HOME.
273
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:59,248
JACKIE.
274
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:03,503
OH, BOY.
275
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,296
THAT'S TERRIBLE
THE WAY SHE TREATS YOU.
276
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:08,383
RIGHT?
277
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:11,970
YOU KNOW, I SAW STAR WARS,
AND I'M NOT A MOVIE EXPERT,
278
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:13,304
BUT I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY,
279
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,932
IT WAS THE GREATEST FILM
OF ALL TIME.
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FINALLY!
281
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,687
SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS.
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00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,814
YEAH.
283
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,149
YOU KNOW, KELSO,
I ALWAYS THOUGHT
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00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,902
YOU WERE KIND OF DUMB.
285
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:32,073
UH-HUH.
286
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,575
BUT I DON'T CARE.
287
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,248
YOU KNOW, I DON'T EITHER.
288
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,667
IT'S...
289
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,132
WHERE'S ERIC?
290
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:54,137
UM, I DON'T KNOW.
291
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,147
I THINK YOU DO KNOW, RED.
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00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,482
ALL RIGHT, KITTY.
293
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:07,608
SOME KID'S BEEN
HITTING ON DONNA,
294
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,576
SO HE WENT TO FIGHT HIM,
BUT IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
295
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:10,695
NO BIG DEAL?
296
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,531
YOU MEN ARE SUCH NEANDERTHALS.
297
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,367
FIGHTING OVER A WOMAN.
IT'S RIDICULOUS.
298
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:17,827
IT'S LIKE THAT TIME
AT THAT BEACH
299
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,871
WHEN THAT LIFEGUARD
PINCHED MY FANNY.
300
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,583
YOU JUST HAD TO LAY HIM OUT,
DIDN'T YOU?
301
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:26,044
WELL, YEAH!
302
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,881
WELL, HOW DO YOU THINK
I FELT, RED?
303
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,883
WATCHING YOU STAND OVER
THAT POOR MAN,
304
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,136
YOUR... YOUR EYES
BURNING WITH INTENSITY,
305
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:38,514
YOUR... YOUR SUNTANNED
MUSCLES GLEAMING
306
00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:41,267
LIKE A... LIKE A BRONZE GOD.
307
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:04,082
OKAY, YOU AND ME, RIGHT NOW!
308
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,500
ERIC, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
309
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:06,787
THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU, DONNA.
310
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:07,877
ERIC, STOP IT!
311
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:08,920
YEAH, GO AHEAD, HOLD ME BACK.
312
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,090
STOP IT!
313
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:15,093
ERIC, FOR THE LAST TIME,
314
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:18,721
DAVID HAS NO INTEREST
IN ME WHATSOEVER.
315
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,099
YEAH, I DO.
316
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:23,267
WHAT?
317
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,727
WELL, WHY DO YOU THINK
WE'VE BEEN SPENDING
318
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:27,980
SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER?
319
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:29,816
'CAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS?
320
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:32,318
OH, COME ON, DONNA!
321
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,612
I MEAN, I'VE TALKED TO YOU,
I'VE LISTENED TO YOU,
322
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,365
I'VE SHARED IDEAS WITH YOU.
323
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,283
WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?
324
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:40,993
SHE'S HAVING A LITTLE
PROBLEM WITH...
325
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:44,372
WHAT?!
326
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,790
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
IT TAKES WITH WOMEN.
327
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,678
I MEAN, YOU PUT IN ALL
THIS TIME AND EFFORT,
328
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:48,835
AND THEY WANT TO BE...
329
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:50,211
[TOGETHER] JUST FRIENDS!
330
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,296
I KNOW. I HATE THAT.
331
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,465
MAN, AND TO THINK I WAS
GONNA KICK YOUR ASS.
332
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,300
HEY, YOU HAD EVERY REASON.
333
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,262
DO YOU HEAR THAT, DONNA?
"EVERY REASON."
334
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:01,013
YOU KNOW WHAT, ERIC?
335
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:05,351
YOU DON'T TRUST ME,
AND YOU DON'T RESPECT ME.
336
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:10,523
NO, NO, DONNA,
I WAS JUST TRYING...
337
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,942
(DONNA) GET AWAY FROM ME!
338
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,656
WELL, IT WOULDN'T
HAVE WORKED OUT
339
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,158
WITH HER AND ME ANYWAY.
340
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,576
I MEAN, I'M NOT SUPPOSED
TO SAY ANYTHING,
341
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:22,983
BUT WE'RE JUST HERE UNTIL MY DAD
342
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,954
CLOSES DOWN THE PLANT.
343
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,582
WAIT. CLOSE?
344
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,834
I... YOUR DAD WAS
OPENING THE PLANT FULL-TIME.
345
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,419
YEAH, WELL, THEY'RE
BURNING OFF THE INVENTORY,
346
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,838
AND THEN THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE.
347
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,966
MY DAD'S DEPENDING ON THAT JOB.
348
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,093
YEAH, WELL, I GUESS HE
SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT AHEAD,
349
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,553
LIKE MY DAD.
350
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,680
HEY...
351
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:54,317
YOU BASTARD! YOU BROKE MY NOSE!
352
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:56,527
GOOD!
353
00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:02,658
[HEAVY BREATHING
LIKE DARTH VADER]
354
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:06,871
[IMITATES DARTH VADER]
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, FORMAN.
355
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:11,542
BEFORE I LEAVE,
DONNA WILL BE MINE.
356
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,515
HEY, DAD.
357
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:28,184
HEY, DAD, CAN I TALK TO YOU?
358
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,269
ABSOLUTELY.
359
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:34,065
ERIC, I AM VERY, VERY
DISAPPOINTED IN YOU
360
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,858
FOR FIGHTING.
361
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:38,069
I'M SORRY.
362
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,696
IT'S OKAY.
363
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:47,286
SEE YOU IN THE CAR.
364
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:52,959
WHERE YOU GUYS GOING?
365
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:56,754
OH, TAKING YOUR MOTHER OUT
FOR DINNER AND A MOVIE.
366
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,465
A LITTLE CELEBRATION.
367
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,593
YOU KNOW, SON,
SOMETIMES LIFE GIVES YOU
368
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,428
A GOOD BOUNCE.
369
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:07,390
SO WHAT DID YOU
WANT TO TALK ABOUT?
370
00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:11,102
UM... HAVE A GOOD TIME.
371
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:14,272
OH, YEAH.
372
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:26,117
HEY, LITTLE BROTHER.
I MADE OUT WITH KELSO.
373
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,995
SHUT UP!
374
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,289
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
375
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,040
EVERYTHING'S WRONG.
376
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:37,003
DONNA'S MAD AT ME.
AND THE PLANT'S CLOSING.
377
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,587
DAD'S OUT OF A JOB.
378
00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:40,756
OH, WOW.
379
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:42,466
GUESS THIS IS A BAD TIME
TO TELL HIM
380
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:46,637
I FLUNKED OUT OF COLLEGE.
381
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:47,930
YOU KNOW WHAT, LAURIE?
382
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,975
I CANNOT BELIEVE
THAT YOU'RE THE FAVORITE.
383
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:54,603
YEAH.
384
00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:57,523
DOESN'T IT KICK ASS?
385
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:02,111
OH, THAT VADER'S GOT 'EM.
386
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,822
THERE'S NO WAY OUT OF THIS.
387
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,825
IS THIS A TRUE STORY?
388
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,494
YEAH.
389
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:15,916
THAT VOICE... OH.
390
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:19,420
JAMES EARL JONES.
391
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,714
ERIC ACTUALLY LIKE THIS?
392
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:23,591
THAT KID'S ON DOPE.
393
00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,343
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