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FORMAN, MAN, IT'S A TINY
LITTLE SCRATCH,
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AND RED'S NEVER GONNA SEE IT.
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NO, RED SEES EVERYTHING.
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HE SEES WHEN I PUT
CHEAP GAS IN THE CAR.
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I GOT IT.
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WE'LL PUT MY
"GAS, GRASS, OR ASS"
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BUMPER STICKER OVER IT.
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AH, LISTEN, FORMAN.
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WHATEVER HAPPENS,
WE'LL ALL TAKE THE RAP.
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YEAH.
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WHOOSH!
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HOW'D YOU SCRATCH THE CAR, ERIC?
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HAVE FUN. SEE YA, FORMAN.
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WELL?
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WELL, UH...
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SIR, I WAS, UH...
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PULLING OUT OF
THIS PARKING SPACE...
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WELL, CREEPING IS MORE LIKE IT.
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I WAS CREEPING...
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YOU WERE SCREWING AROUND,
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AND YOU BACKED INTO A HYDRANT.
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I CAN SEE THE PAINT MARKS.
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NO!
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AND BY NO, I MEAN EXACTLY.
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BUT IT WASN'T MY FAULT, SIR.
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KELSO WAS GIVING ME A...
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A WHAT?
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KELSO WAS GIVING ME A...
PURPLE NURPLE.
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IT'S, UH, WHEN YOU GRAB
SOMEONE'S NIPPLE
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THROUGH THEIR SHIRT AND TWIST IT
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REAL HARD...
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UNTIL IT BECOMES PURPLE.
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GIVE ME THE KEYS.
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DAD, I...
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YOUR DRIVING PRIVILEGES
ARE SUSPENDED
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UNTIL YOU LEARN
SOME RESPONSIBILITY.
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DAD, I AM VERY RESPONSIBLE.
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NO. NO, YOU'RE NOT.
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RESPONSIBLE PEOPLE DON'T
GO AROUND GETTING
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THEIR NIPPLES TWISTED.
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SEE, WHEN YOU SAY IT, THOUGH,
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IT JUST SOUNDS WEIRD.
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♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪
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♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪
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♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪
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♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪
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♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪
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♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪
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♪ WHOA, YEAH ♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER
PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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HELLO, WISCONSIN!
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BLOW!
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OH MY GOD.
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"HAIR DOs AND DON'Ts
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OF OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALISTS."
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OH MY GOD.
IS THAT DOROTHY HAMILL?
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SHE'S A VIRGIN.
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SPEAKING OF, UM...
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YOU KNOW THOSE GIRLS AT SCHOOL
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WHO DO IT, LIKE, ALL THE TIME?
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YEAH?
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ALL RIGHT. IS IT JUST ME,
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OR DO THEY SEEM MORE RELAXED?
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HI!
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WHAT WERE YOU GUYS DOIN'?
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THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT SEX.
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COME ON, FEZ,
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CHICKS DON'T TALK
ABOUT SEX, MAN.
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IT'S DIRTY.
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YES, WE DO,
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ESPECIALLY WHEN IT
INVOLVES MICHAEL KELSO.
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MY DREAMBOAT.
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OH, GREAT.
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NOW WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT
JACKIE AND KELSO'S SEX LIFE.
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THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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BEFORE YOU GUYS GOT HERE,
JACKIE AND I WERE
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ACTUALLY HAVING
A PRETTY GOOD TIME.
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I KNOW. I WAS SURPRISED TOO.
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HEY, DONNA, YOU WANNA
GO TO MY HOUSE?
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YOU KNOW WHAT? OKAY.
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SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANNA DO?
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WE COULD WALK TO THE HUB.
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TOO FAR.
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WE COULD WALK TO... TOO FAR.
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MAN, THIS SUCKS.
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I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
RED TOOK AWAY MY CAR
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BECAUSE OF ONE
STUPID LITTLE SCRATCH.
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I KNOW, MAN.
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WHO WOULD THINK
RED WOULD OVERREACT?
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I DID.
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I HAVE NOTICED
RED IS A REAL HARD-ASS.
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ONE TOKE OVER THE LINE,
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SWEET JESUS, YOU ARE CLOBBERED.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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HEY, GUYS.
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CHECK IT OUT.
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DID YOU GET A CAR?
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YEAH. MY COUSIN SULLY
LOANED ME HIS WHEELS.
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SO, WHERE TO?
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YOU JUST WANNA HANG?
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YEAH.
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SNOOKUMS?
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YES, POOKY?
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DO YOU WANT TURKEY
OR TUNA SANDWICHES
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TONIGHT FOR DINNER?
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TONIGHT?
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TONIGHT'S MEAT LOAF NIGHT.
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RIGHT, BUT I HAVE MY CLASS
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AT THE COMMUNITY COLLEGE
IN KENOSHA TONIGHT.
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I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT LAST WEEK.
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YOU MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT.
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YES, I DID. REMEMBER?
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YOU WERE WATCHING "BARETTA."
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OH, MIDGE, YOU CAN'T
TELL ME ANYTHING
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WHILE I'M WATCHING "BARETTA."
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IT'S COMPLICATED.
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BOB, I'VE BEEN TELLING
YOU FOR MONTHS
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HOW I'VE NEEDED
TO EXPAND MY MIND.
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IS THIS ABOUT JEWELRY?
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'CAUSE I'LL BUY YOU JEWELRY.
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NO, SWEETIE.
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IT'S ABOUT ME BECOMING
A WHOLE PERSON.
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MIDGIE, DON'T TAKE THIS
THE WRONG WAY,
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BUT THAT'S JUST STUPID.
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WELL, I DON'T THINK
IT'S YOUR DECISION.
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WELL, I'M THE MAN OF THE HOUSE,
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AND I SAY YOU'RE NOT GOIN'
TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE.
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YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO,
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YOU BIG... ASS.
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WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT?
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THAT SCRATCH.
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WHAT SCRATCH?
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THE SCRATCH THAT ERIC
PUT IN THE CAR.
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I GOT MOST OF IT OUT
WITH RUBBING COMPOUND.
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YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT BEFORE.
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IT WAS A DOOZIE.
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WELL, THAT MUST HAVE BEEN
QUITE AN ACCIDENT.
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WAS HE KILLED?
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SEE?
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THAT'S WHERE HIS SMART
MOUTH COMES FROM?
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DRIVER SAFETY IS
SERIOUS BUSINESS, KITTY.
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WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT, RED.
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WE SHOULD TEACH HIM A LESSON.
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SO WHEN HE COMES HOME,
I'LL HOLD HIM DOWN,
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AND YOU BURN HIM
WITH A CIGARETTE.
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JUST SO YOU KNOW, DONNA,
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WHEN I FINALLY DECIDE
TO DO IT WITH MICHAEL,
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I HAVE THE WHOLE THING
PLANNED OUT.
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FIRST, I'LL BE WEARING
SOME VERY SEXY RENOIR.
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DON'T YOU MEAN PEIGNOIR?
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YEAH, OKAY, WHATEVER.
STOP RUINING THIS, DONNA.
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OKAY.
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AND THEN THERE'LL BE
CANDLES EVERYWHERE.
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AND ALSO THERE'LL BE
A GIGANTIC BANNER.
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THEN MICHAEL WILL COME IN,
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AND THE WIND WILL BE BLOWING.
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IT'LL BE THE MOST MAGICAL
NIGHT OF OUR LIVES.
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SO, IF YOU HAVE IT
ALL PLANNED OUT,
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WHY ARE YOU, UH...
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WHY YOU STILL WAITING?
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I WANT IT TO BE REALLY,
REALLY SPECIAL.
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WELL, I MEAN, HOW CAN IT NOT
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WITH A GIGANTIC BANNER?
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EXACTLY.
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BOB DOESN'T WANT ME
TO TAKE THIS CLASS,
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BUT IT SOUNDS SO EXCITING.
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IT'S ALL ABOUT
FEMALE EMPOWERMENT.
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IT'S CALLED "THE WOMAN WARRIOR:"
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FIGHTING FEMALE STEREOTYPES."
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THAT'S THE PROFESSOR.
ISN'T HE CUTE?
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UH-HUH, DARLING.
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SO? YOU WANNA COME?
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OH, WELL, UM...
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I CAN'T SAY I'M NOT TEMPTED.
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YES, I CAN. I'M NOT TEMPTED.
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DON'T YOU WANT TO BECOME
AN EMPOWERED WOMAN?
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WELL, YOU KNOW. I JUST...
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I DON'T HAVE TIME TO BE
AN EMPOWERED WOMAN.
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I'M TOO BUSY RUNNING
THIS HOUSEHOLD.
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YOU'RE SO LUCKY, KITTY.
YOU HAVE IT ALL.
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A GREAT FAMILY
AND A GREAT CAREER.
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HOW DID YOU TALK RED
INTO LETTING YOU WORK?
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OKAY, WELL, ONE DAY WE SAT DOWN,
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WE DID ALL OUR BILLS,
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AND WE REALIZED WE WERE
GONNA LOSE THE HOUSE.
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THIS BACK SEAT SUCKS.
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IT'S... IT'S TOO SMALL.
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FEZ'S LEG IS TOUCHING MINE.
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NO, YOUR LEG IS TOUCHING MINE.
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I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE
IN THE BACK SEAT.
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I SHOULD BE DRIVING MY OWN CAR.
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WELL, THE REASON YOU'RE
NOT DRIVING YOUR OWN CAR,
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FORMAN, IS BECAUSE
YOU'RE IRRESPONSIBLE
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AND YOU SCRATCHED IT.
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HEH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
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AAH!
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I'M TRYING TO DRIVE
THE CAR HERE, MAN.
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[TURNS ON RADIO]
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NO, PUT IT BACK.
I LIKE THAT SONG.
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WHY DON'T YOU PIPE DOWN
THERE, BACK-SEAT CHARLIE?
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♪ AIN'T NOBODY
GONNA TAKE MY GIRL ♪
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ALL RIGHT!
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THE BACK SEAT SUCKS.
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WELCOME TO MY SAD LITTLE WORLD.
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[MALE ANNOUNCER]
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OH, GREAT. NO PICKLES.
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NOW WE GOTTA GO BACK.
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[ALL] SHUT UP!
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HEY, WHY DOES SULLY
HAVE A STATUE
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OF THE VIRGIN MARY
ON HIS DASHBOARD?
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MAYBE HE'S, LIKE,
RELIGIOUS OR SOMETHING?
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WASN'T SULLY IN PRISON
FOR ARSON?
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YEAH, PEOPLE THAT BURN STUFF
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BELIEVE IN GOD, TOO, HYDE.
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WHY DOES THE KEY CHAIN
SAY "I LOVE BINGO"?
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SULLY MUST LOVE BINGO.
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ALL RIGHT.
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I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT
MAYBE THIS ISN'T SULLY'S CAR.
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THEN WHOSE CAR IS IT?
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[SIREN BLARING]
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♪ OH YEAH! ♪
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THIS IS GREAT. I'M DEAD.
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YOU KNOW, WHEN WE WERE IN MY CAR
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AND I WAS RUNNING THE SHOW,
I DON'T REMEMBER
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ONE SINGLE TIME
WE ALL GOT ARRESTED.
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THAT'S TRUE.
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HEY, ERIC, WILL YOU JUST RELAX?
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WE'RE ALL IN TROUBLE HERE.
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
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WE'RE NOT ALL IN TROUBLE HERE.
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YOUR PARENTS HAVE 7 KIDS.
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THEY WON'T EVEN
NOTICE YOU'RE GONE.
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YOUR PARENTS DON'T EVEN
LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY.
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AND YOUR MOM...
PROBABLY ONE CELL OVER.
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SO THAT JUST LEAVES ME.
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I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'S
REALLY IN TROUBLE HERE.
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LOOK, FORMAN, I'LL BE IN AS
MUCH TROUBLE AS YOU ARE
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AS SOON AS EDNA SOBERS UP.
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I WILL BE DEPORTED.
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THEY'RE GONNA SEND ME
BACK TO MY HOMELAND,
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THE BEAUTIFUL ISLAND OF...
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00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,906
OKAY, WHO'S THE RINGLEADER HERE?
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00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:42,409
[ALL] HE IS.
246
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:44,119
YOU GET ONE PHONE CALL.
247
00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:45,453
TO ANYWHERE?
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00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:49,124
ONE LOCAL PHONE CALL.
249
00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,127
SO, WHO SHOULD WE CALL?
250
00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:55,296
I'D CALL RED, BUT I
FEEL SAFER IN JAIL.
251
00:11:56,841 --> 00:12:01,428
I, UH, DON'T KNOW
MY PHONE NUMBER.
252
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:04,180
I CAN'T CALL EDNA, MAN.
IT'S POKER NIGHT.
253
00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:05,628
NO OFFENSE, BUT
ISN'T EVERY NIGHT
254
00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:09,269
"POKE 'ER NIGHT" FOR EDNA?
255
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:15,608
NO, NO, NO. I GOT IT.
256
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:18,236
I'LL CALL JACKIE.
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00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,157
HER DAD'S A LAWYER,
258
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:26,953
AND SHE'S GOT A CHECKBOOK.
259
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,288
HELLO?
260
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,583
JACKIE?
OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE HOME.
261
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,042
I WAS DRIVING A STOLEN CAR,
262
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:34,961
AND I GOT ARRESTED.
263
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,046
OH, MICHAEL, THIS IS
JUST LIKE THE BOOK
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"PRISONER OF LOVE" WHERE CLIFF,
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THE RUGGED YET SWEET
MOTORCYCLE MECHANIC,
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WAS THROWN INTO JAIL,
267
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,889
AND THEN HIS TRUE LOVE
TASHA WAS FORCED
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TO BE A SLAVE FOR THIS
REALLY RICH MEAN GUY.
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00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,174
JACKIE, I'M NOT KIDDING AROUND.
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00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:53,730
I'M REALLY IN JAIL.
271
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,274
OH MY GOD. ARE YOU OKAY?
272
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,026
YEAH, I GUESS,
273
00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:00,278
BUT I'M A LITTLE COLD.
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00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:03,948
IT'S LONELY
IN THE JOINT, JACKIE.
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00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,950
OH MY GOD.
YOU'RE REALLY IN JAIL.
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00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:08,077
WHAT IF YOU NEVER GET OUT?
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00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:11,289
THAT WOULD REALLY... SUCK?
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00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,291
YES, IT WOULD, MICHAEL,
AND I PROMISE,
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00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,739
THE MINUTE YOU GET
OUT OF PRISON,
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00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:17,045
I'M GONNA PROVE MY LOVE TO YOU.
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COOL. THANKS.
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00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:22,175
MICHAEL, DO YOU EVEN KNOW
283
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,593
WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU?
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00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:26,221
YEAH.
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00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:29,098
NO.
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00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:31,976
WE'RE GONNA MAKE LOVE,
YOU IDIOT.
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00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,771
ALL RIGHT!
288
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,908
YOU TWO HAVE A NICE LITTLE TALK?
289
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,035
OH YEAH!
290
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,747
YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?
291
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,082
WHAT?
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00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,458
NOTHING!
293
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:59,295
BECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO ASK
HER FOR HELP, YOU MORON!
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00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:03,216
OH MY GOD. YOU'RE RIGHT.
295
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,635
GIVE ME ANOTHER DIME.
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00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:08,263
WE ONLY HAD ONE DIME.
297
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:11,516
WE ONLY GOT ONE PHONE CALL.
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00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,143
OH MY GOD.
299
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:15,478
SOMEBODY GIVE ME A SPOON.
300
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:19,023
I'M GONNA DIG MY WAY OUTTA HERE.
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00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,197
LOOK AT THIS.
302
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,725
HERE WE ARE
SITTING DOWN TO DINNER,
303
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:29,367
ERIC'S NOT EVEN HOME YET.
304
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,494
WELL, HONEY, YOU
TOOK AWAY HIS CAR.
305
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:35,164
HE HAS TO WALK EVERYWHERE.
306
00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:37,834
WALKING'S GOOD FOR HIM.
307
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:40,879
RED, WHY DO YOU HAVE
TO BE SO HARD ON HIM?
308
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:43,715
SAME REASON MY OLD MAN
WAS HARD ON ME...
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00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,634
TO PREPARE ME FOR THE WORLD.
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00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:49,262
YOU KNOW, KITTY,
WHEN I WAS HIS AGE,
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00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:52,307
I COULD HAVE PARACHUTED
ONTO A DESERTED ISLAND
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WITH NOTHING BUT
A SWISS ARMY KNIFE,
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00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:57,854
AND I'D HAVE SURVIVED.
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00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,355
WELL, OKAY, THEN, WE'VE
LEARNED SOMETHING...
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00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:02,942
NO SKYDIVING FOR ERIC.
316
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:06,070
I TELL YOU, KITTY, THE WORLD
IS A TOUGH PLACE.
317
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,698
YOU DROP YOUR GUARD
FOR ONE SECOND,
318
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:12,994
AND IT'LL KICK YOU
RIGHT IN THE ASS.
319
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:17,749
WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT, RED,
THE WORLD IS HARD.
320
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,919
SO WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF
ERIC CAME HOME TO A PLACE
321
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:24,255
THAT WASN'T?
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00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,840
ALL RIGHT, KITTY,
323
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,717
WHEN YOU WIN THE LOTTERY,
324
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:31,054
YOU CAN BUY HIM DISNEYLAND.
325
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,267
I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE WENT TO THAT CLASS.
326
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:40,939
MARRIED WOMEN DO NOT
ABANDON THEIR FAMILIES.
327
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,942
SURE THEY DO, DAD.
IT'S THE SEVENTIES.
328
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:45,944
I KNOW WHAT DECADE IT IS.
329
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,612
DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT
I'M EATING A SANDWICH
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00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,114
INSTEAD OF A HOT MEAL.
331
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:53,409
WELL, WANT ME TO MICROWAVE
IT FOR YOU?
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00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,996
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY SHE NEEDS THIS.
333
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,706
I'VE GIVEN HER A GREAT LIFE.
334
00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:01,292
DAD, THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE.
335
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,961
THE WHOLE POINT
OF THE EQUAL RIGHTS
336
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,568
AMENDMENT IS SO THAT
WOMEN DON'T HAVE
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00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,006
TO DEFINE THEMSELVES BY A MAN.
338
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:08,341
DONNA, IS THIS ABOUT CLOTHES?
339
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,468
'CAUSE I COULD BUY YOU CLOTHES.
340
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,223
THIS IS POINTLESS.
341
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,557
HEY, WHILE YOU'RE UP,
342
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:19,644
YOU WANNA GET DADDY A BEER?
343
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,105
HONEY?
344
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,317
ERIC, YOU GOTTA
DO SOMETHING, MAN.
345
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:27,652
ME?
346
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,196
HEY, WHAT ABOUT YOU,
KELSO, OR HYDE?
347
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:35,159
I CAN'T TALK TO COPS, MAN.
I GO INSANE WITH RAGE.
348
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:38,037
OH, AND... ME TOO.
349
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:41,082
NUTS. WHOO!
350
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,459
ERIC, YOU GOTTA HELP US.
351
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:48,840
SO NOW I'M BACK IN CHARGE?
THIS IS SO TYPICAL.
352
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,010
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE.
353
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,512
ONCE AGAIN, I'LL SUCK IT UP,
BE THE MAN,
354
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,473
AND SAVE ALL
OF YOUR SORRY ASSES.
355
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:04,480
OFFICER, I NEED TO TALK
TO YOU, PLEASE.
356
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,154
YOU GOTTA LET ME GO!
357
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:12,488
PLEASE, GOD!
358
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,657
MY DAD'S GONNA KILL ME.
359
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,284
YOU STOLE A CAR, KID.
360
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:19,412
WHAT KINDA COP WOULD I BE
IF I JUST LET YOU GO?
361
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:23,124
MY BEST FRIEND THE COP?
362
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,625
LOOK, IT REALLY WASN'T MY FAULT.
363
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:26,461
WE BORROWED IT FROM A FRIEND.
364
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,108
YEAH, I HAVEN'T HEARD
THAT ONE BEFORE.
365
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,547
HEY, GUESS WHAT?
366
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,049
THEY DIDN'T REALLY
STEAL THE CAR.
367
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,633
THEY BORROWED IT FROM A FRIEND.
368
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:34,343
WELL, ACTUALLY, THEY DID.
369
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:36,137
TURNS OUT THIS GUY
SULLY BORROWED IT
370
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,930
FROM HIS GRANDMOTHER,
AND SHE FORGOT
371
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:39,891
AND CALLED IT IN STOLEN.
372
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,852
NICE OLD LADY, THOUGH.
SHE PLAYS BINGO.
373
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,313
OH MY GOD. THIS IS GREAT.
374
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,647
SO WE'RE FREE TO GO?
375
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:47,982
YEAH. WHICH ONE ARE YOU?
376
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,567
ERIC FORMAN.
377
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,194
FORMAN?
378
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:54,197
IS YOUR DAD RED FORMAN?
379
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,282
UH... YEAH.
380
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:59,035
YOU POOR BASTARD.
381
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:04,665
THANK YOU.
382
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:07,085
HERE.
383
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,427
SO?
384
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,555
SO, CALL A CAB. WE'RE SPRUNG.
385
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,850
WHAT? WE'RE FREE?
386
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:24,894
ALL CHARGES DROPPED.
387
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:28,481
WAIT, THAT IS WHAT
YOU WANTED, RIGHT?
388
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,738
LET'S GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE.
389
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,959
OH...
390
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,086
HI, BOB.
391
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,673
MIDGE, I, UH... I BEEN THINKING.
392
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,241
IF TAKING THAT CLASS
MADE YOU HAPPY,
393
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,969
THEN I GUESS I'M HAPPY.
394
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,638
OH, SWEETIE, IT MEANS
SO MUCH TO ME,
395
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,086
AND IT'S ONLY
TWICE A WEEK, SO...
396
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,474
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
397
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,269
I THOUGHT THIS WAS
A ONE-TIME DEAL.
398
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,647
BOB, YOU CAN'T LEARN
TOTAL FEMALE EMPOWERMENT
399
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,315
IN ONE NIGHT.
400
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:14,318
IT TAKES 10 NIGHTS.
401
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:15,653
WAIT. UH-UH.
402
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,739
MIDGE, YOU'RE NOT GOING BACK.
403
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,492
APHRODITE, THE GODDESS OF WAR,
WOULDN'T TAKE THIS,
404
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,786
AND NEITHER WILL I.
405
00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:32,795
HEY, DAD.
406
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,298
HOLD IT.
407
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:43,598
ABOUT THE CAR...
408
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:46,309
I KNOW IT WASN'T...
409
00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:51,272
[CLEARS THROAT] AND I, UH...
410
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:57,236
YOU SEE, WHEN I WAS A KID...
411
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:05,286
MAYBE I CAME DOWN...
412
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:09,332
EH, HERE'S THE KEYS.
413
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,044
THANK YOU, SIR.
414
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:14,712
SO, WHERE YOU BEEN ALL NIGHT?
415
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,422
PRISON.
416
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:19,300
YEAH, OKAY.
417
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,472
JACKIE!
418
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,266
MICHAEL! YOU'VE BEEN SPRUNG!
419
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,062
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
420
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,065
ON THE INSIDE, JACKIE.
421
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,109
DID THEY BEAT YOU?
422
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:39,946
YEAH.
423
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,739
DAMN THOSE POLICE.
424
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,282
OH, NO. IT WAS HYDE,
425
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,910
BUT HE REALLY FROGGED ME.
426
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,579
OH, POOR BABY.
427
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,706
THANKS, J.
428
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,086
OKAY, SO LET'S DO THIS THING.
429
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,462
THIS IS SO PERFECT.
430
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,256
I DON'T EVEN MISS THE PEIGNOIR,
431
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,383
THE PIRATE SHIRT, OR THE WIND.
432
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,510
WHAT ABOUT THE BANNER?
433
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,595
IT'S OKAY.
434
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:09,267
THE IMPORTANT THING IS
I'M HERE WITH YOU.
435
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:13,688
AND I'M PREPARED
TO GIVE MYSELF TO YOU,
436
00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:17,525
BODY, MIND, AND SOUL.
437
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:21,487
MICHAEL, THIS IS GONNA BE
THE MOST MAGICAL NIGHT
438
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:25,074
OF OUR LIVES.
439
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,788
OH YEAH. AND ONE MORE THING.
440
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,456
MY PARENTS ARE AT THE A & P,
441
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:35,251
SO WE ONLY HAVE,
LIKE, 15 MINUTES.
442
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:46,130
♪♪♪
443
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:58,065
YOU GUYS ENJOYING YOUR BURGERS?
444
00:21:58,233 --> 00:21:59,400
GOT ENOUGH PICKLES ON THEM?
445
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:00,848
THAT'S HOW FATSO BURGER
DOES 'EM.
446
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:02,069
LOTS AND LOTS OF PICKLES.
447
00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:04,697
YES, YES.
448
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,157
[MUMBLING] YEAH. GREAT.
449
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,533
GOT ENOUGH ROOM BACK THERE?
450
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:08,868
ACTUALLY, IT'S
A LITTLE BIT CROWDED.
451
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:11,120
GOOD, THAT'S THE WAY
IT SHOULD BE.
452
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:13,497
YES, YES.
453
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:14,999
I FEEL LIKE GOING TO THE MOVIES.
454
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,334
WHERE DO YOU GUYS WANNA GO?
455
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:17,668
LET'S GO TO THE RESERVOIR.
456
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,003
MOVIES IT IS.
457
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,838
YES, YES.
458
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,174
I KINDA FEEL LIKE GOING
TO THE RESERVOIR.
459
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:26,135
RESERVOIR IT IS. YES, YES.
460
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:28,179
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