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ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
THIS IS NO SWEAT.
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IF WE LEAVE RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL,
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WE SHOULD MAKE IT TO JACKIE'S
SKI CABIN BY, LIKE, 6:00.
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MAN, I CAN'T WAIT.
A TRIP TO MY FAVORITE PLACE.
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ANYWHERE BUT HERE.
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AND I'M BETTING
THAT ALPINE VALLEY
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IS GONNA GIVE THE KID MANY
MAKE-OUT OPPORTUNITIES
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WITH DONNA THIS WEEKEND.
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THE KID... IS IN.
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WHAT'S WITH THE WHOLE
"KID" THING?
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IT'S COOL.
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IT'S NOT COOL?
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NOT COOL. DORKY.
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HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH.
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GUESS WHO MADE OUT WITH
PAM MACY BEHIND THE GYM.
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EVERYONE.
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NO!
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ME!
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KELSO, A LOT OF PEOPLE
HANG OUT BEHIND THE GYM.
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YEAH!
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THAT'S WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT IT.
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EVERYBODY SAW IT.
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OH, THAT'S GREAT, MAN.
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YEAH, BECAUSE THEN
EVERYBODY CAN TELL JACKIE,
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YOU MORON.
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YEAH, AND THEN SHE'S
GOING TO DUMP YOU,
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AND WE WON'T BE ABLE
TO GO UP TO HER SKI CABIN.
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SHE'S NEVER GONNA FIND OUT.
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YOU ARE A DOG, MICHAEL!
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A DIRTY, DIRTY DOG!
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WHAT'D I DO?
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YOU KISSED PAM MACY.
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OH!
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I TRUSTED YOU, MICHAEL!
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AND NOW ALL MY FRIENDS
ARE LAUGHING AT ME.
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I CAN'T EVEN SHOW MY FACE
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IN THE THIRD-FLOOR
BATHROOM ANYMORE,
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AND THAT'S THE COOL BATHROOM.
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BUT... I...
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NO, MICHAEL. WE'RE THROUGH.
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OKAY, IF THAT'S THE WAY
YOU WANT IT, WE'RE THROUGH.
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AND MONDAY, WHEN WE GET BACK
FROM THAT SKI TRIP, IT'S OVER.
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NO, MICHAEL. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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YOU WON'T BE SKIING
THIS WEEKEND.
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OH, THAT'S JUST GREAT, JACKIE.
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CANCEL THE SKI TRIP
AND DISAPPOINT
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ALL OUR FRIENDS!
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
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WE... ARE STILL GOING.
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WELL, THEY'RE SURELY
NOT GOING WITHOUT ME.
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RIGHT, GUYS?
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OH, AND DID I MENTION
MY PARENTS ARE NOT COMING,
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SO IT'LL BE JUST US?
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SO WE'LL SEE YOU MONDAY.
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♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪
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♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪
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♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪
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♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪
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♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪
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♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪
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♪ WHOA, YEAH ♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER
PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING
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HELLO, WISCONSIN!
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♪♪♪
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SO, ERIC'S GOING AWAY
FOR THE WEEKEND.
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MM-HMM.
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WHOLE HOUSE TO OURSELVES.
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MM-HMM.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
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DINNER IN FRONT OF THE TV.
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NO...
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YOU DOG.
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NOW, ERIC,
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YOU'RE GOING TO BE
DRIVING IN SNOW,
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SO I'LL PUT TOGETHER
AN EMERGENCY ROADSIDE KIT
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FOR YOU, IN CASE YOU
RUN INTO TROUBLE.
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OKAY, THAT'D BE GREAT.
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PREPARATION MAKES
ALL THE DIFFERENCE, ERIC.
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TAKE KITTY LITTER.
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I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW MANY TIMES...
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♪♪♪
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OH GOD, ERIC...
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OH.
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IT'S A ROAD FLARE.
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A ROAD FLARE CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE.
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I SAID A ROAD FLARE
CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE.
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WHAT? OH.
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CHECK. RIGHT.
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ROAD... FLARE. RIGHT.
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OKAY, NOW, GOOD.
HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY?
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OH, OKAY.
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YOU KNOW MY P.E. TEACHER,
COACH WILSON?
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WELL, HE HAD THIS CRUSTY STUFF
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ON THE CORNER OF HIS LIP,
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SO KELSO SAYS TO HIM,
KELSO SAYS...
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♪♪♪
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DAD?
DAD, ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?
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OF COURSE, I'M LISTENING.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M HEARING?
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YOU NEED TO BUCKLE DOWN.
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I'VE TOLD YOU
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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THAT SCHOOL IS SO IMPORTANT...
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WHAT YOU DO NOW DETERMINES...
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OH, RED. THAT IS SO GOOD!
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OOH, OOH, OOH. RIGHT THERE.
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OOH, THAT HASN'T BEEN
TOUCHED IN YEARS.
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HEY, DONNA.
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MAN, I BROUGHT MY
DOUBLE SLEEPING BAG.
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YOU KNOW?
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GREAT, CAN ERIC AND I BORROW IT?
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OH, HYDE.
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WATCHING YOU FAIL
OVER AND OVER...
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IT IS LIKE CHARLIE BROWN
AND THE FOOTBALL.
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YEAH, MAN, I JUST...
I JUST DON'T GET IT.
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NO, BECAUSE ERIC ALREADY HAS IT.
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HA, HA, HA, HA!
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OH. HEY, KELSO.
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UM...
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LOOK, I JUST WANT TO MAKE
SURE WE'RE COOL,
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'CAUSE THIS WEEKEND IS,
LIKE, REALLY IMPORTANT
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FOR ME AND DONNA, SO, UH...
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THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING.
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HEY, I UNDERSTAND.
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I UNDERSTAND THAT WE'RE
NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.
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OKAY, LOOK, MAN, YOU
BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF.
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I KNOW I DID.
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BUT THAT'S NO REASON
FOR ME TO SUFFER.
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THAT IS A GREAT REASON
FOR YOU TO SUFFER.
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WHAT...
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I'M GOING.
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BYE. GO.
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SEE IF I CARE!
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OH, COME ON, MAN!
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WELL, HERE'S YOUR
EMERGENCY ROADSIDE KIT.
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KITTY LITTER?
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OH.
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KITTY LITTER.
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UM, HONEY, I PUT SOME SANDWICHES
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IN YOUR DUFFEL BAG.
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NOW, UM, WHY DO YOU NEED
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SUCH A BIG BAG OF OREGANO?
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DONNA'S... ITALIAN?
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HA, HA, HA, HA!
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OKAY, STAY WARM.
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HEH.
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OKAY, HEH-HEH.
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I SEE WHAT'S GOIN' ON.
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YOU'RE NOT REALLY GOING SKIING.
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THIS IS ALL JUST A GAG.
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YOU'RE JUST TRYING
TO GET ME ALL WORKED UP
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SO YOU CAN GO,
"OH, JUST KIDDING, BUDDY."
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YEAH, YOU GOT ME.
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THAT'S A NICE BURN.
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IT SURE IS.
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BYE-BYE.
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OHH... HEH-HEH.
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HE'S NOT GOING.
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HE'LL BE BACK.
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HEH-HEH-HEH.
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YEP.
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ANY SECOND NOW.
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HE'S PROBABLY JUST
GOING AROUND THE BLOCK.
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I GOTTA HAND IT TO HIM,
HE GOT ME THERE.
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THAT'S A MAJOR BURN!
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YEP.
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THERE HE IS! I KNEW IT!
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OH, NO. THAT'S NOT HIM.
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♪♪♪
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I HAVE NEVER SEEN SNOW BEFORE.
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IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART
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OF THIS WHOLE TRIP IS?
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THAT MICHAEL IS NOT HERE.
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HE'D JUST BE SITTING HERE
TELLING ME HOW CUTE I LOOK
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IN MY FUR-TRIMMED COAT.
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I KNOW I LOOK CUTE.
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I DON'T NEED HIM HERE FOR THAT.
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FORMAN, MAN,
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WHAT'S ALL THIS CRAP
THAT RED GAVE YOU?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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HE'S OBSESSED WITH KITTY LITTER.
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I THINK HE MIGHT BE
GOING INSANE.
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[TIRES SKIDDING]
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[SCREAMING] AAH!
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FAR OUT.
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WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS WE HIT SOME ICE.
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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OH, GREAT. WE'RE STUCK.
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LOOK!
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I MADE MY FIRST SNOWBALL!
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I LOVE SNOW SO MUCH.
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MY FINGERS ARE NUMB WITH JOY.
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THAT'S FROSTBITE, FEZ.
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HOW RUDE!
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I HATE YOUR WHITE MAN'S WINTER.
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GET IN THE CAR, FEZ.
GET IN THE CAR.
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ERIC, DO SOMETHING!
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YEAH, MAN, STOP GOOFIN' AROUND.
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OH! IT'S FREEZING!
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♪♪♪
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THIS IS AWFUL!
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WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
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BUT I LOVE MICHAEL!
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[ALL] SHUT UP!
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OKAY, THINK ERIC, THINK.
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WHY KITTY LITTER?
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USE THE GUM, ERIC.
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DAD?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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I'M NOT HERE.
YOU'RE IMAGINING ME.
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NOW WHO'S INSANE,
MR. SMART MOUTH?
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I GUESS I AM.
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USE THE GUM TO STICK
THE CANDLE IN THE CAN.
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THE CANDLE HEATS THE CAN,
WHICH MELTS THE SNOW
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BEHIND THE TIRE.
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THEN POUR ON THE KITTY LITTER
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FOR TRACTION.
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NOW, YOU THINK
YOU CAN HANDLE THAT?
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YES SIR.
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GOOD, BECAUSE YOU DON'T
WANT ME BACK OUT HERE.
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I MAY BE A FIGMENT
OF YOUR IMAGINATION,
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BUT I'M STILL
FREEZING MY ASS OFF.
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♪ LOVE HURTS ♪
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♪ OOH-OOH LOVE HURTS ♪
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MICHAEL, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING DOWN HERE?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I THINK ERIC ACTUALLY WENT.
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WHAT A JERK.
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WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GO TO JACKIE'S CABIN
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AND TALK TO HIM?
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I CAN'T. I DON'T HAVE A CAR.
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AND BESIDES, JACKIE
HATES ME FOREVER
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'CAUSE I KISSED PAM MACY.
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YOU KNOW, WHEN MR. FORMAN
AND I WERE DATING,
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I SAW HIM KISSING A GIRL
IN A MOVIE THEATER ONCE,
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AND I FORGAVE HIM.
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YOU FORGAVE HIM FOR
KISSING ANOTHER GIRL?
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YES SIR.
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I MEAN, IT WASN'T
SO MUCH KISSING
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AS IT WAS A...
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A GROPING, SLOPPY, PAWING,
NIBBLING NIGHTMARE.
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BUT... BUT YOU FORGAVE HIM?
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YEAH, I FORGAVE THE BASTARD.
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COOL!
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♪♪♪
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OKAY, CANDLES? CHECK.
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CHIANTI? CHECK.
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FANCY NUT MIX? CHECK.
250
00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:47,539
AND HOW'S MY PRETTY LADY?
251
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,500
OH, YOU ARE SO FULL OF CRAP.
252
00:11:54,964 --> 00:12:02,964
♪♪♪
253
00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:09,644
[COUGHS] WHOA.
254
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:10,979
BRRR.
255
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,397
WELL, HELLO THERE.
256
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,773
HEY.
257
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,775
THANKS FOR STOPPIN'.
258
00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:17,623
ARE YOU GOIN' ALL THE WAY
TO ALPINE VALLEY?
259
00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:18,987
OH... HEH-HEH...
260
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:22,574
I'M GOIN' WHEREVER YOU'RE GOIN'.
261
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,702
WOW. THAT'S LUCKY.
262
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:31,624
SO TELL ME, DID IT HURT?
263
00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:33,001
WHAT?
264
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,920
WHEN YOU FELL DOWN FROM HEAVEN.
265
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:42,469
NO. I'M FINE.
266
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,686
ALL RIGHT, WE MADE IT.
267
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:55,064
YEAH, JUST IN TIME.
THAT STORM WAS GETTING NASTY.
268
00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:58,735
I AM SO COLD.
269
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:02,572
THE SNOW HAS STOLEN MY MANHOOD.
270
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:07,160
OKAY, THERE'S ONLY ONE BEDROOM.
271
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,162
IT WAS GONNA BE
FOR MICHAEL AND I,
272
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:15,543
BUT SINCE OUR LOVE IS... DEAD,
YOU TWO SHOULD TAKE IT.
273
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,128
ALL RIGHT.
274
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,463
WANNA GO CHECK OUT OUR ROOM?
275
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,798
DEFINITELY.
276
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,132
WHERE YOU GUYS GOIN'?
277
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,675
I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA HANG...
278
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:26,721
OHH, I AM FREEZING.
279
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:31,309
THE WINTER IN MY COUNTRY
IS 70 DEGREES.
280
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,686
WE MUST HOLD EACH OTHER
FOR WARMTH.
281
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:36,356
STOP TOUCHING ME.
282
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:39,234
I'M GOING TO DIE.
283
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:41,236
OKAY, FEZ. OOH...
284
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:43,530
AMARETTO. HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH.
285
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:45,990
YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN?
THIS'LL WARM YA RIGHT UP.
286
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:49,285
TAKE A SIP OF THAT.
287
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,666
YUM, LIQUID CANDY.
288
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,323
KITTY, YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT SOMETHING
289
00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:06,094
THAT HAPPENED OVER 20 YEARS AGO.
290
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,012
AND THERE YOU WERE
AT THE MOVIES,
291
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,764
IN FRONT OF GOD AND EVERYBODY,
292
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:12,100
SLURPING ON HORSEFACE
LYNN TAYLOR
293
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,102
LIKE SHE WAS A POPSICLE.
294
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,436
KITTY...
295
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:20,108
A BIG, EASY, HORSEFACE POPSICLE.
296
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,860
HORSEFACE?
297
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:26,281
SHE WAS A RUNNER-UP IN
THE MISS WISCONSIN PAGEANT.
298
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,158
WHICH SHE LOST BECAUSE...
299
00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:32,954
SHE WAS SUCH A HORSEFACE.
300
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,584
THANKS FOR THE BURGER.
301
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:39,919
OH, AND THE HAT.
302
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:42,297
I JUST LIKE TO SEE THAT SMILE.
303
00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:47,135
SEEMED KINDA DOWN ABOUT
YOUR FRIEND... ERIC.
304
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,012
OH, YEAH.
305
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:51,139
IT'S JUST...
306
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:54,893
YOU KNOW, HE'S ALWAYS
BEEN THERE FOR ME.
307
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:58,813
LIKE, WHEN PEOPLE
USED TO CALL ME DUMB...
308
00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:03,318
HE'D SAY, "HEY, HE'S NOT
AS DUMB AS YOU THINK."
309
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:06,029
PEOPLE DON'T LIKE TO TALK
ABOUT IT, BUT, UH...
310
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:10,116
GUY-TO-GUY RELATIONSHIPS
ARE PRETTY SPECIAL, YOU KNOW?
311
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,701
THEY CAN BE
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING
312
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,287
IN THE WORLD.
313
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,735
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I DO THIS STUFF.
314
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:18,249
IT'S JUST, LIKE, I GET
THESE URGES, YOU KNOW?
315
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,876
AND I CAN'T CONTROL 'EM.
316
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:24,672
SHOOT, I WROTE
THAT COUNTRY SONG.
317
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:28,092
♪ I'VE BEEN CHEATED ♪
318
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:31,763
♪ BEEN MISTREATED ♪
319
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:37,685
♪ WHEN WILL I BE LOVED? ♪
320
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:47,695
[JACKIE CRYING]
321
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,657
OKAY, THAT'S PROBABLY
JUST JACKIE CRYING.
322
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:52,784
YEAH.
323
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:56,371
♪♪♪
324
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:57,872
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S TOO MUCH.
325
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,291
CAN YOU PLEASE GO OUT THERE
AND BREAK THAT RECORD?
326
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,964
WHAT'S GOING ON?
327
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:09,968
"SPY VS. SPY", MAN...
THEY KILL ME.
328
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:13,388
NO, WITH HER?
329
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:19,310
SHE SEEMS UPSET OR SOMETHING.
330
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,980
OKAY, LOOK. WHERE'S FEZ?
331
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,439
FEZ? OH...
332
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:25,233
WELL, HE KILLED THAT
ENTIRE BOTTLE OF AMARETTO,
333
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:26,901
AND THEN HE RAN OUTSIDE,
SAYING HE HAD TO MAKE
334
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,445
A SNOW ANGEL.
335
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:32,490
BUT HE WAS IN HIS UNDERWEAR.
336
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,283
OKAY, LOOK, YOU EITHER
NEED TO GO GET FEZ
337
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:35,702
OR CONSOLE JACKIE.
338
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,078
ALL RIGHT, I TAKE DONNA.
339
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,580
JACKIE. YEAH, JACKIE.
340
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:42,750
[JACKIE CRYING]
341
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,549
OKAY...
342
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,051
[BAWLING]
343
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:53,553
OH... OH...
344
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:56,806
'KAY, YEAH, OKAY.
NO, I CAN SEE YOU'RE UPSET.
345
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,266
UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
346
00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,934
NOW LISTEN, ALL RIGHT?
347
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,353
IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION,
348
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,064
PAM MACY WOULD
GIVE IT UP TO ANYBODY.
349
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,113
WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
WE'RE ALL ALONE.
350
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,614
GOD, HYDE, YOU CAN BE
SUCH A JERK,
351
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,116
YOU KNOW THAT?
352
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,993
OH, COME ON.
I'M JUST GOOFIN' AROUND.
353
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,327
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
354
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,015
LOOK, I'M UP HERE
WITH ERIC, ALL RIGHT?
355
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,748
ERIC, GET IT? NOT YOU.
356
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:24,417
I KNOW, OKAY, I KNOW.
357
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,044
LOOK, DO YOU THINK
I LIKE HITTING ON
358
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,503
MY BEST FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND?
359
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:28,963
I DON'T.
360
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:34,802
BUT I LOOK AT YOU.
I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU.
361
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,055
I CAN'T HELP IT.
362
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,182
WELL, YOU BETTER.
363
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,315
[SLAPS HIM] WHACK!
364
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,654
IT'S SO CLEAR TO ME NOW.
365
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:55,573
I CAN'T JUST GO AROUND
USING PEOPLE LIKE
366
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,659
MY SEXUAL PLAYTHINGS.
367
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:01,454
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, GUS?
368
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,749
'CAUSE PEOPLE'S FEELINGS
ARE WAY MORE IMPORTANT
369
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,794
THAN THOSE SEXUAL URGES.
370
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:10,254
[SIGHS] YOU'RE GOOD PEOPLE, SON.
371
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,632
YOU TOO, MAN.
372
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:16,803
WELL, THIS IS WHERE YOU GET OFF.
373
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:19,806
AND ONE MORE THING:
NEXT TIME, TAKE A BUS.
374
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,682
YOU'RE TOO PRETTY TO HITCH.
375
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,811
AW, THANKS, MAN.
376
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,826
BYE, GUS!
377
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,578
HEY, FEZ! FEZ!
378
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,038
HEY, MAN.
379
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,373
KELSO, YOU'RE HERE.
380
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:49,085
YEAH, I GOT A RIDE
WITH THE NICEST GUY.
381
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,379
LISTEN, I HAD A LOT
OF TIME TO THINK
382
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,089
ON THE WAY UP HERE, AND...
383
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,632
WELL, I'M SORRY.
384
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,050
YEAH, YEAH, I'M SORRY.
385
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,469
I SHOULD NEVER HAVE COME
UP HERE WITHOUT YOU, MAN.
386
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,596
AW...
387
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,600
I AM A WINTER NYMPH.
388
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:08,604
I LOVE THE SNOW.
389
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:11,315
HOORAY, AMERICA!
390
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:21,367
[SOBBING]
391
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,911
MICHAEL! OH, MICHAEL!
392
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:25,621
OH, MICHAEL.
393
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:27,874
YOU DROVE ALL THE WAY HERE
IN THE DRIVING SNOW STORM
394
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:30,835
JUST TO BE HERE WITH ME,
DIDN'T YOU, MICHAEL?
395
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,546
AND YOU WOULD NEVER,
EVER DO THAT
396
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:36,674
FOR PAM MACY, WOULD YOU?
397
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:39,927
NO?
398
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,429
LOVER.
399
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,890
OH, YOU KNOW IT.
400
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,817
CAN ONE OF YOU GUYS
PUT HIS PANTS ON?
401
00:19:57,154 --> 00:20:02,283
KITTY, THIS CAN'T JUST BE
ABOUT ME AND LYNN TAYLOR.
402
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,784
WHAT'S REALLY BOTHERING YOU?
403
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,286
OKAY...
404
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,538
I JUST WANNA KNOW, WHY NOT ME?
405
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,207
WHY NOT YOU WHAT? I MARRIED YOU.
406
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:10,574
YEAH, BUT WHEN WE WERE DATING,
407
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:14,712
YOU JUST SAT THERE.
YOU HELD MY HAND POLITELY.
408
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,714
DIDN'T YOU THINK
THAT I MIGHT ENJOY
409
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:21,761
A PASSIONATE MANHANDLING
IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
410
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,888
WELL, I RESPECTED YOU.
411
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:28,142
I'M AN OLD-FASHIONED GUY.
412
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,895
I DON'T THINK THAT YOU
SHOULD GROPE AND MAUL
413
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,981
THE ONE YOU LOVE.
414
00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:39,862
'TIL YOU GET TO FLORIDA.
415
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,782
THE FOUNTAINEBLEU.
416
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:46,202
WITH THE DOOR LOCKED
AND A CARTON OF CIGARETTES.
417
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,831
OH, RED, OUR HONEYMOON.
418
00:20:57,631 --> 00:21:00,299
LET'S GO UPSTAIRS.
419
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,260
NO.
420
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:05,805
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES.
421
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:11,894
WELL, UH, HERE WE ARE.
422
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:14,021
YEP.
423
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,359
SO I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT...
424
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,528
KELSO CHEATED ON JACKIE
WITH PAM MACY.
425
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,405
I MEAN, THAT IS JUST A...
426
00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:24,865
SERIOUSLY UNCOOL MOVE.
427
00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:27,368
YEAH.
428
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,996
I MEAN, TO RISK
EVERYTHING FOR...
429
00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:34,542
ERIC, I WOULD NEVER
DO THAT TO YOU.
430
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:37,545
YOU CAN TRUST ME.
431
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:38,879
REALLY?
432
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:41,173
ABSOLUTELY.
433
00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:44,385
I WOULD NEVER KISS
PAM MACY BEHIND THE GYM.
434
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:49,515
NEVER SAY NEVER, DONNA.
435
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:52,977
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER
PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING
436
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,730
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE
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437
00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:59,900
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT
PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
438
00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:03,362
WELL, THIS NIGHT
TURNED OUT OKAY.
439
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:05,656
PRETTY ROMANTIC.
440
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,325
YEAH, IT'S JUST HOW
I IMAGINED IT...
441
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:08,826
JUST YOU AND ME...
442
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:13,039
I DO NOT FEEL TOO GOOD.
443
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,543
THANK YOU.
444
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:21,172
OKAY, MAYBE IT'S NOT
JUST HOW I IMAGINED IT.
445
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,506
COVER YOUR EARS.
446
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:24,675
THIS PART GETS PRETTY GROSS.
447
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:26,802
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