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[MUSIC ON TV]
♪ YOU'RE A MEAN ONE ♪
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♪ MR. GRINCH ♪
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MAN, THE GRINCH HAS A BIG BUTT.
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YES, NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS
LIKE A BIG, GREEN GRINCH ASS.
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HOLD THE LADDER FOR ME.
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SO, ERIC, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING CHRISTMAS EVE?
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WELL, MY PARENTS ARE
HAVING THE SAME LAME
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CHRISTMAS PARTY THEY
HAVE EVERY YEAR.
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ALL THE ADULTS.
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HEY, NEIGHBOR,
IS THAT MISTLETOE?
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ALL RIGHT, HOW DOES THAT LOOK?
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LOOKS GREAT.
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AND SO FABULOUS.
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GUYS, THE ORNAMENT'S UP HERE.
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[TOGETHER] OH, YEAH.
LOOKS GREAT.
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OH, I JUST LOVE CHRISTMAS.
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IT'S ALL ABOUT GOOD TIDINGS
AND CHEER.
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[SIGHS] AND SHOPPING.
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I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S WHAT
JESUS WAS GOING FOR.
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HEY, I GIVE TOO.
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EVERY YEAR MY FRIENDS AND I
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DELIVER GIFT BASKETS
TO THE UNFORTUNATE.
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I THINK YOU MEAN LESS FORTUNATE.
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OKAY, WHATEVER. BUMS.
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OH, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING
WATCHING CARTOONS?
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HOLIDAY INN IS ON.
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♪ WHERE THE TREETOPS GLISTEN ♪
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♪ LA, LA, LA, LISTEN ♪
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ERIC, COME ON, HELP ME
GET THE DECORATIONS.
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SURE, MOM.
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YOU KNOW WHAT MY
FAVORITE CHRISTMAS GIFT
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OF ALL TIME IS?
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LITE BRITE.
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IT'S FUN MAKING THINGS
WITH LITE BRITE.
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WELL, IT IS.
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MAN, MY FAVORITE GIFT IS CASH.
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THAT WAY YOU CAN BUY
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, DONNA?
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HUH?
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LIKE LET'S JUST SAY
SOMEBODY GAVE YOU $6.00
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AND SOME CHANGE, RIGHT?
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TO BUY A PRESENT.
WHAT WOULD YOU GET?
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WHY, IT DOESN'T MATTER
HOW MUCH A GIFT COSTS,
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AS LONG AS IT'S PERSONAL
AND SENTIMENTAL.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S BOTH
PERSONAL AND SENTIMENTAL?
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DIAMONDS.
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[KITTY SCREAMS]
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WE WERE GOING THROUGH A BOX
OF CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS,
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AND WE FOUND A CHRISTMAS RAT.
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♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪
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♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪
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♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪
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♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪
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♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪
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♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪
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♪ WHOA, YEAH ♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER
PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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HELLO, WISCONSIN!
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♪♪♪
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WELL, LAURIE, SEEING
ANYONE SPECIAL AT COLLEGE?
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OH, I LIKE TO DATE AROUND.
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[COUGHS] SLUT.
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BLESS YOU.
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THANKS, MOM.
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HEY, DAD, INSTEAD OF BEING
AT YOUR PARTY THIS YEAR,
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IT SEEMED TO ME THAT I
COULD THROW A PARTY
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IN THE BASEMENT.
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I MEAN, I THINK I'M OLD ENOUGH.
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HA, HA, HA, HA.
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FINE.
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FINE? FINE?
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WELL, EVERY YEAR HE
JUST MOPES AROUND HERE
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LIKE IT'S THE END
OF THE WORLD, ANYWAY.
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ALL RIGHT. THANKS, DAD.
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SO NOW, WHO'S GOING
TO SING THE HIGH PARTS
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ON THE LITTLE DRUMMER BOY?
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WELL, TRADITIONALLY,
IT'S THE MAN WHO
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CAN'T GROW FACIAL HAIR.
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HEY, DAD, ONE MORE THING
ABOUT THE PARTY.
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I NEED SOME MONEY.
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ALL RIGHT, ERIC, I WANT YOU
TO PICK OUT THIS YEAR'S TREE.
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AND WHATEVER YOU DON'T SPEND,
YOU CAN USE FOR YOUR PARTY.
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DAD, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
I HATE HAGGLING
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WITH THOSE TREE LOTS.
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HAGGLING IS PART
OF BEING AN ADULT.
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HERE'S $40.
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I WANT 50.
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KNOCK IT OFF.
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PICK OUT A GOOD ONE.
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OKAY, FINE. THROW YOUR PARTY.
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BUT CAN I AT LEAST MAKE YOU
SOME PUNCH AND COOKIES?
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MOM, NO.
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JUST PUNCH.
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NO, MOM.
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WELL, YOU CAN'T HAVE
A CHRISTMAS PARTY
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WITHOUT PUNCH.
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THAT'S JUST INSANITY.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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EH, EH.
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BOB, I JUST WANT
TO THANK YOU AGAIN
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FOR THE JOB, YOU KNOW?
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OH, I ALWAYS NEED EXTRA HELP
DURING THE HOLIDAYS.
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I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MY SECOND
IN COMMAND AROUND HERE.
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UH, SO, LISTEN...
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HOW ABOUT YOU CLOSE UP FOR ME
ON CHRISTMAS EVE, HUH?
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WHY WOULD WE BE OPEN?
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IT'S A BIG NIGHT, RED.
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PICTURE A GUY DRIVING HOME
FROM WORK ON CHRISTMAS EVE.
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♪ FA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
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BOB, NOBODY WORKS
ON CHRISTMAS EVE.
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ALL OF A SUDDEN HE REALIZES,
HE FORGOT TO BUY A GIFT.
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HE PASSES BY THE STORE HERE,
SEES WE'RE THE ONLY PLACE OPEN.
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SO WHAT DOES HE DO?
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HE COMES IN HERE
AND BUYS A FRIDGE.
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SO, THIS GUY'S INSANE?
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NOT MY PLACE TO JUDGE.
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SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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FINE.
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HA, HA. I KNEW I COULD
COUNT ON YOU, RED.
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OF COURSE, YOU'LL HAVE TO
WEAR THE SANTA CLAUS SUIT.
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AH, YOU GOT ME THERE, BOB.
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NO, I'M SERIOUS, RED.
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NO, YOU GOT ME THERE, BOB.
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FORMAN, WOULD YOU RELAX?
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THIS IS A GOOD PLAN.
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WE CUT DOWN THE TREE,
KEEP THE 40 BUCKS FOR BEER.
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CAR.
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WHERE?
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KELSO, CAR MEANS GET DOWN.
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OKAY.
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I'M DONE.
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NO, I DISAGREE, KELSO.
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SEE, IF YOU WERE DONE,
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THE TREE WOULD PROBABLY
BE MORE HORIZONTAL.
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NO, I MEAN I'M DONE.
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CAR!
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ALL RIGHT, CUT IT YOURSELF.
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FINE, KELSO!
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CAN YOU BELIEVE HIM?
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HYDE, DID YOU HAVE TO WRITE
YOUR NAME IN THE SNOW
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SO CLOSE TO THE TREE?
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SORRY.
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NOW WE GOT 40 BUCKS FOR BEER!
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YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WE SHOULD DO?
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NOT GET ANY PRESENTS.
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NO PRESENTS.
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THAT WAY WE GOT
MORE MONEY FOR BEER.
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NOW, SHH!
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OH, ERIC, THIS IS THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL TREE
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I THINK WE HAVE EVER HAD.
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OH, AND IT'S SO FRESH.
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MISS PINCIOTTI, LOOK,
I WAS THINKING ABOUT
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GETTING A PRESENT FOR THIS GIRL.
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AND, UH, YOU KNOW,
SHE'S ABOUT DONNA'S AGE.
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SO, I WAS KIND OF WONDERING
WHAT DONNA LIKES.
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PERFUME.
DONNA WEARS WHITE SHOULDERS.
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IT'S NOT JUST FOR SHOULDERS.
SHE COULD WEAR IT ANYWHERE.
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REALLY?
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SURE, LIKE YOUR NECK,
OR THE MALL.
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WOW! ALL RIGHT.
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WELL, HOW MUCH DOES
A BOTTLE OF THAT RUN?
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MMM, ABOUT $12.
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OH, WELL.
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WHAT ABOUT A BOTTLE
OF CRAPPY PERFUME?
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WHAT DOES THAT RUN?
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GOSH, I DON'T KNOW.
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I'LL CALL BOB'S MOM.
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ERIC, YOU DID NOT GET
THIS FROM A LOT.
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YOU STOLE IT.
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I HAGGLED.
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WITH WHO? SMOKY THE BEAR?
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YOU STOLE IT.
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WELL, YOU'RE ONE TO TALK.
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YOU'RE FLUNKING OUT OF COLLEGE.
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HOW'D YOU KNOW?
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I DIDN'T. SHUT UP.
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SHUT UP.
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YOU SHUT UP. YOU SHUT UP.
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OKAY. OKAY.
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OKAY, NOW, BE CAREFUL
WITH THIS ONE.
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IT'S VERY, VERY OLD.
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OH, IT LOOKS TERRIBLE.
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LAURIE, HANG THAT ONE
AROUND ON THE BACKSIDE.
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OKAY, GRANDMA.
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YOU KNOW, KITTY, YOU GOT
TWO RED ONES TOGETHER.
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UH-HUH, SO I DO.
THANK YOU, BERNICE.
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ERIC, HELP ME HANG
THESE STUPID ORNAMENTS.
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I CAN'T. I'M PLANNING A PARTY.
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I DON'T GET IT.
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HOW COME THE LITTLE
DRUMMER BOY GETS TO HAVE
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A PARTY?
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BECAUSE I ASKED,
YOU STUPID SISTER.
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THAT'S NOT CLEVER.
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I DON'T HAVE TIME TO BE CLEVER.
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I'M PLANNING A PARTY, MISS...
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DUMB GIRL.
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[DOORBELL CHIMES]
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I'LL GET IT.
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OH, HI, IS MICHAEL HERE?
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THERE'S NO MICHAEL HERE.
YOU HAVE THE WRONG ADDRESS.
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MIKE, I WANT YOU TO DRIVE
ME AND MY FRIENDS AROUND
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ON CHRISTMAS EVE.
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WHY?
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TO DISTRIBUTE GIFT BASKETS
TO THE LESS FORTUNATE BUMS.
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OKAY, BUT WE'D BETTER BE BACK
IN TIME FOR THE PARTY.
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YES, PERHAPS YOU LOVELY
LADIES WOULD LIKE TO JOIN US?
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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WELL, WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE
HELPING THE LESS FORTUNATE.
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OKAY.
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HEY, JACKIE, COME HERE.
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WHY?
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JUST COME HERE.
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HYDE, IF YOU WANT
TO MAKE OUT WITH ME,
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THE ANSWER'S PROBABLY NO.
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WELL, OKAY, LOOK.
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JACKIE, I KNOW THIS GIRL, RIGHT?
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AND I WANT TO GET HER
A CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
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OH MY GOD! IT'S DONNA!
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IT'S NOT DONNA.
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OKAY, IT'S NOT DONNA.
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SO, HOW MUCH DO YOU
HAVE TO SPEND?
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$6.00.
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YOU DON'T DESERVE A GIRL
LIKE DONNA FOR $6.00.
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I'M NOT TRYING TO GET DONNA.
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GOOD, 'CAUSE YOU WON'T
FOR $6.00.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? THANKS A LOT.
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NEVER MIND. BYE-BYE.
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WELL, WE'LL SEE YOU
TOMORROW, BABES.
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MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
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SURE.
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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
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WHAT?
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BUYING DONNA A GIFT.
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YOU KNOW ERIC LIKES HER.
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I KNOW, MAN, BUT THEY'RE
NOT OFFICIALLY...
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STILL, IN MY COUNTRY,
I WOULD STRING YOU
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FROM THE TALLEST TREE.
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WE'RE NOT IN YOUR COUNTRY, FEZ.
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RIGHT, SO GOOD LUCK WITH DONNA.
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REMEMBER, EVERY DAY IS
CHRISTMAS AT BARGAIN BOB'S.
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00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:55,945
WOO-HOO!
242
00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:57,280
WE'RE BACK FROM THE STORE.
243
00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,658
KITTY, I MADE A FEW CHANGES
ON YOUR GROCERY LIST.
244
00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:03,203
I DON'T LIKE YOUR TASTE IN DIP.
245
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,163
NO, OH, LAURIE. NO, NO, NO, NO.
246
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,831
IT'S FOR ERIC'S PARTY.
247
00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:09,042
HERE, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
THIS TONIC OUT TO THE BAR.
248
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,544
MAKE SURE WE HAVE
ENOUGH RUM AND VODKA.
249
00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:14,297
ALL THAT RUM AND VODKA.
250
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,716
KITTY, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.
251
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,386
IT'S FOR THE PARTY, BERNICE.
252
00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:20,845
OH, THAT'S CONVENIENT.
253
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,932
ALL I KNOW IS THAT MY RED
DIDN'T START TO DRINK
254
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,684
UNTIL HE MET YOU.
255
00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:29,354
AND I DIDN'T START TO DRINK
UNTIL I MET YOU.
256
00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,982
[LAUGHING] HA, HA, HA, HA.
257
00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:35,402
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
258
00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:36,736
OKAY, BERNICE, HERE.
259
00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:39,030
HELP ME GET MORE OF
THE PARTY SUPPLIES.
260
00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:44,911
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
261
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:48,915
HO-HO-HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM.
262
00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:54,838
THIS SHOULD PROBABLY GO HERE.
263
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,507
MISTLETOE?
264
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,843
YEAH, WELL, IT'S REALLY
MORE FOR DECORATION.
265
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:02,762
IS THAT A FACT,
266
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:04,222
NEIGHBOR?
267
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:07,517
UH, NO.
268
00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,147
ERIC, WHERE DO WE PUT THE BEER?
269
00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:14,482
PUT IT IN THE ICE CHEST.
SHH! SHH!
270
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:15,817
OKAY, NOW, HERE YOU GO.
271
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:18,111
PUNCH AND COOKIES,
JUST LIKE I PROMISED.
272
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,446
NO, MOM!
273
00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:21,531
ERIC, MOM MADE IT FOR YOU.
274
00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:24,242
THE LEAST YOU COULD DO
IS DRINK A LOT OF IT.
275
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:27,078
NOW, YOU TWO,
YOU ARE JUST THE BEST
276
00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:29,414
CHRISTMAS PRESENT
A MOTHER COULD HAVE.
277
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,791
OH, OH, OH, OH.
278
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:49,517
HELLO, LAURIE.
279
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:51,478
KELSO.
280
00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:54,606
SO...
281
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,609
UH...
282
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,986
COOL.
283
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,282
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
284
00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:07,160
OOH, PUNCH.
285
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:08,495
YEAH, CAN I POUR YOU SOME?
286
00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,538
NO, THANK YOU.
287
00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,791
BUT IF YOU WOULD LIKE,
YOU COULD BEND OVER
288
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,376
AND PUT MY GIFTS UNDER THE TREE.
289
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:20,757
WHOA, GIFTS!
290
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,842
NO, NO, I THOUGHT
WE SAID NO GIFTS.
291
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:25,553
NO, KELSO, YOU SAID NO GIFTS.
292
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:27,597
WHAT'S CHRISTMAS WITHOUT GIFTS?
293
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,849
YEAH, MAN, WHERE'S YOUR HEART?
294
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:32,852
NOBODY TELLS ME
ANYTHING AROUND HERE!
295
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,580
NOW I GOTTA GO GET
SOMETHING FOR JACKIE.
296
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,814
SHE'LL KILL ME!
297
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,691
HEY, CHEER UP. HAVE SOME PUNCH.
298
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,360
I DON'T WANT ANY PUNCH.
299
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,738
I GOTTA GET A GIFT FOR JACKIE...
300
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:46,866
WHO I'M BREAKING UP WITH.
301
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:55,500
[MUSIC ON TV] ♪ RUM PA PAH PUM ♪
302
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,215
♪ RUM-PA-PAH-PUM ♪
303
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:03,550
HI, MR. FORMAN.
304
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:04,957
KELSO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
305
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:06,219
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.
306
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,429
I KNOW, I'M LOOKING
FOR A CHRISTMAS GIFT.
307
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:09,889
DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE
THE ONLY PLACE
308
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,684
IN THIS WHOLE TOWN THAT'S OPEN?
309
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:16,396
YEAH, I KNOW.
310
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,898
WHAT CAN I GET FOR $17?
311
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:21,234
WELL, WE'VE GOT SOME REALLY NICE
312
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:25,238
HEAVY DUTY EXTENSION CORDS.
313
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:27,532
NO.
314
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,410
HOW MUCH IS THAT REFRIGERATOR?
315
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,747
HELLO, LADIES.
316
00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,082
SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.
317
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,530
MAY I GET YOU
SOMETHING TO DRINK?
318
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,752
WE HAVE BEER.
319
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,087
WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE?
320
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:44,257
WE HAVE PUNCH,
BUT WE ALSO HAVE BEER.
321
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,593
PUNCH IS FINE.
322
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,722
PUNCH IT IS, OKAY.
323
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:55,894
WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHASE DOWN
THAT PUNCH WITH A NICE BEER?
324
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:04,193
OH, I'M KICKING YOUR ASS!
325
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,446
GOOD GAME, MR. FORMAN.
326
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:07,780
OH, YOU LEAVING?
327
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,115
YEAH.
328
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,923
COME ON, COME ON.
WE'LL PLAY ANOTHER GAME.
329
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:12,118
NO, JACKIE'S WAITING FOR ME.
330
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:13,453
I REALLY...
331
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,580
ONE MORE GAME!
332
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,217
YOU KNOW WHO YOU REMIND ME OF?
333
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:29,594
FREDDIE PRINCE.
334
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:33,139
NO, RICARDO MONTABLAN.
335
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,975
YOU SAID MODEL BLONDE.
336
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:37,477
OKAY, SHUT UP.
337
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:40,229
OKAY, FEZ, I WANT YOU
TO SAY SOMETHING,
338
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:43,942
LIKE, REALLY SLOW?
339
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:48,196
HELLO, MY DARLINGS.
340
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:53,076
AND WHEN I SAY HELLO,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
341
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:57,163
HE WAS MY FRIEND FIRST.
342
00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:00,166
MAN, WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH THE PEP SQUAD?
343
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:03,461
YEAH, THEY SEEM
EXTRA STUPID TONIGHT.
344
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:07,173
JACKIE, THIS IS FOR YOU.
345
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:08,508
OOH!
346
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,176
MICHAEL, WHAT IS IT?
347
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,511
OH!
348
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,346
IT'S HOT ROLLERS!
349
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:16,099
AND WITH STEAM!
350
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:24,065
♪ MELE KALIKIMAKA
IS THE THING TO SAY ♪
351
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:28,319
♪ ON A BRIGHT HAWAIIAN
CHRISTMAS DAY ♪
352
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:30,863
HIYA, RED.
353
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,198
HOW'D IT GO TONIGHT?
354
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,325
WELL, I SOLD A SET
OF HOT ROLLERS, BOB,
355
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,496
AND A, UH, PONG GAME.
356
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,498
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
357
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,793
I'LL GET IT.
358
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,753
MAY I HELP YOU?
359
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:49,674
MA'AM. DO YOU OWN
A 1969 TAN OLDSMOBILE
360
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,759
STATION WAGON IN THE DRIVEWAY?
361
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:55,179
NO, I DON'T.
362
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,557
DO YOU KNOW WHO DOES?
363
00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:01,686
YES, I DO.
364
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,563
COULD YOU GET THEM, PLEASE?
365
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:06,232
SURE. RED.
366
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,485
SIR, WE BELIEVE YOUR
VEHICLE WAS INVOLVED
367
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:12,238
IN THE UNLAWFUL REMOVAL
OF STATE PROPERTY.
368
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:13,573
WHAT?
369
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:17,201
WE GONNA HAVE TO CONFISCATE
THAT TREE.
370
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:18,536
THE TREE?
371
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,371
NO, I MEAN... IT'S ALL DONE.
372
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:21,956
I MEAN, LOOK AT IT.
373
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,374
YOU... I...
374
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,960
NO!
375
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,387
HEY.
376
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,722
I GOT YOU SOMETHING.
377
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,849
IT'S NO BIG DEAL,
BUT, YOU KNOW, CHRISTMAS.
378
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,895
SUDDENLY, HYDE'S
GETTING BASHFUL?
379
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:50,193
OH, WOW!
380
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,694
THIS IS GREAT.
381
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,029
HEY, WHAT IS IT?
382
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,114
IT'S A PICTURE OF ME AND HYDE.
383
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:57,450
YEAH, THAT'S YOU AND ME
IN FIFTH GRADE.
384
00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,453
I HAD IT IN MY DRAWER FOREVER,
SO I JUST FRAMED IT.
385
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,999
THAT IS SO SWEET.
386
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,585
YEAH, THAT IS SO SWEET.
387
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:13,925
WHY DON'T YOU OPEN MY PRESENT?
388
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,475
OH, WHITE SHOULDERS.
389
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,685
I LOVE THIS STUFF. THANK YOU.
390
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,938
YOU'RE WELCOME.
391
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:29,690
OH MY GOD.
392
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:32,860
YOU CAN SEE MY TRAINING
BRA THROUGH MY SHIRT.
393
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:35,655
YEAH, I REMEMBER
THAT TRAINING BRA.
394
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:42,203
UM, I WISH I'D... GOTTEN
YOU SOMETHING LIKE...
395
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:45,248
OH, MAN, IT'S NOTHING.
396
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:47,333
IT'S NOT NOTHING.
397
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,668
THIS IS SO THOUGHTFUL.
398
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,796
IT'S THE SWEETEST THING
ANYONE'S EVER GIVEN ME.
399
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,137
WELL, NEXT TO THE PERFUME.
400
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:01,806
RIGHT, WELL, I
WRAPPED IT MYSELF.
401
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,725
I KNOW HOW YOU LIKE THINGS...
402
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:07,311
WRAPPED.
403
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:13,234
ERIC, BEFORE YOU
EXPLAIN THE BEER,
404
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,902
MAYBE YOU CAN TELL ME
WHY THERE ARE
405
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,320
TWO STATE TROOPERS
IN THE LIVING ROOM
406
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,323
CONFISCATING OUR CHRISTMAS TREE?
407
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,410
WELL, THAT, UH, FUNNY STORY,
408
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,245
AND A TRUE STORY...
409
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,580
GET TO THE POINT.
410
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:28,249
WE TOOK THE TREE OFF
THE SIDE OF THE INTERSTATE.
411
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,960
WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT, ERIC.
412
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,879
NOW, THE PARTY'S OVER,
YOU'RE GROUNDED,
413
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,715
AND I WANT WHAT'S LEFT
OF MY 40 BUCKS.
414
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,592
KELSO, GIVE IT TO HIM.
415
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:41,095
OH NO...
416
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:45,391
YEAH, I SORT OF SPENT IT
ON JACKIE'S GIFT.
417
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:48,477
OH MY GOD! MY HOT ROLLERS!
418
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,858
YOU GOT IN TROUBLE
FOR ME, MICHAEL?
419
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,402
OH, I LOVE YOU.
420
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,279
[CRYING]
421
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,490
OH, GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE.
422
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,705
AND HYDE LOVES DONNA.
423
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,665
WHOA!
424
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:12,043
SHE'S CRAZY, MAN.
425
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,878
ERIC, WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON HERE?
426
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,463
HAVE THESE GIRLS BEEN DRINKING?
427
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:16,964
NO, LOOK, DAD, I SWEAR.
428
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:19,342
JUST MOM'S PUNCH.
429
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,307
LOUSY WITH HOOCH!
430
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:27,934
YOU SEE? YOU SEE, RED?
431
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:30,937
SHE'S DRUNK, MAN.
THAT'S DRUNK TALK.
432
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,939
FALSE.
433
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,273
COME ON, JACKIE.
434
00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:37,944
I'LL TAKE YOU AND
THE SOB SISTERS HOME.
435
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:40,488
ERIC, THE REST OF THAT BEER
GOES IN MY REFRIGERATOR.
436
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,114
DONNA, YOUR FATHER'S UPSTAIRS.
437
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:43,449
I SUGGEST YOU JOIN HIM.
438
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,284
STEVEN, YOU HELP ERIC CLEAN UP.
439
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:46,953
AND KELSO,
440
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,747
GO HOME.
441
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,124
ERIC, DO SOMETHING.
442
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:55,044
YOUR FATHER'S TAKING MY WOMEN.
443
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:02,718
THANKS FOR THE GIFTS, GUYS.
444
00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:04,845
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
445
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,655
SO, WHAT DID YOU GET?
446
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:23,990
I.D. BRACELET.
447
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:25,366
COOL.
448
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:26,701
IS YOUR NAME ON IT?
449
00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:29,829
YEAH. WHAT'D YOU GET?
450
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:39,839
TUBE SOCKS.
451
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:43,175
GOOD.
452
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:47,430
I MEAN, TUBE SOCKS ARE GOOD.
453
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:54,645
♪♪♪
454
00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:57,523
THANKS FOR WORKING TONIGHT.
455
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:58,983
SORRY IT WAS A SLOW NIGHT.
456
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,401
NO PROBLEM.
457
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:01,736
MERRY CHRISTMAS, RED.
458
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:03,863
MERRY CHRISTMAS, BOB.
459
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,824
NOW, GIVE ME A HUG.
460
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,994
NO, BOB, REALLY. I'M FINE.
461
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,413
HEY, IT'S THE SEVENTIES,
MEN CAN HUG.
462
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:15,374
NO, BOB. THEY CAN'T.
463
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:17,460
COME ON, IT'S CHRISTMAS.
464
00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:19,503
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER
PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
465
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:22,798
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.
466
00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:24,884
HEY, LOOK, MISTLETOE.
467
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:28,732
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