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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER
PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
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DAMN!
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OH, KELSO MISSES ANOTHER ONE.
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I BELIEVE THAT'S H-O-R.
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AH, YOU ARE A WHORE.
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NO, THE GAME IS HORSE.
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OH.
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OK, YOU KNOW, MICHAEL,
I'M GONNA GO HOME.
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I'M GONNA DO MY HOMEWORK.
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YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK
ON A SATURDAY NIGHT?
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YEAH.
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LOOK, I MEAN, LOOK AT ME.
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I'VE GOT A 1,000-WORD
TERM PAPER DUE MONDAY,
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BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME SWEATING.
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I'VE GOT A WHOLE
CRAPPY SUNDAY TO DO IT.
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JACKIE, DON'T GO HOME.
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I MEAN, STEVE MARTIN'S
HOSTING SATURDAY NIGHT.
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I HATE THAT SHOW, OK?
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THEY HAVE THESE COMMERCIALS
WHICH YOU THINK ARE REAL,
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BUT THEY'RE NOT REAL.
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AND THEN YOU WANT
TO BUY THE STUFF.
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OK, SEE YOU, MICHAEL.
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BYE. BYE.
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Jackie: SHUT UP!
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KELSO, JACKIE DOES HER
HOMEWORK ON SATURDAY NIGHT.
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THAT'S SO HIP.
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YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT JACKIE ANYMORE
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BECAUSE I'M
BREAKING UP WITH HER.
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WE ARE SO TIRED
OF HEARING YOU SAY THAT.
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NO, I AM.
I'M BREAKING UP WITH HER.
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YEAH? WHEN?
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I'M PICKING MY MOMENT.
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HEY, WHERE'S FEZ?
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MAKE THAT SHOT, WHORE!
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♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪
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♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪
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♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪
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♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪
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♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪
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♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪
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♪ WHOA, YEAH! ♪
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HELLO, WISCONSIN!
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[MUSIC PLAYS]
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WELL, NOW, AREN'T
THE WAFFLES EXTRA DELICIOUS
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THIS WONDERFUL MORNING?
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DID YOU QUIT SMOKING AGAIN?
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AND WHY DO YOU ASK, LITTLE ONE?
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WELL, YOU'RE KIND OF TALKING
LIKE SNOW WHITE, SO I FIGURED...
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Red: ERIC!
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WHICH IS GREAT. UM,
I REALLY WANT YOU TO QUIT.
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WELL, I SHOULD HAVE QUIT
A LONG TIME AGO.
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I'M A NURSE. I KNOW BETTER.
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MORE SAUSAGE?
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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I'LL GET IT.
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HELLO.
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OH. OH, THAT'S...
THAT'S TOO BAD.
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WELL, SURE. WE'LL BE GLAD TO.
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YEAH. SEE YOU SOON.
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GOOD-BYE.
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WHO WAS THAT, DEAR?
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UH, MY MOTHER.
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SEEMS LIKE UNCLE PAUL
BROKE HIS ANKLE AND, UH,
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SHE'S GOING TO CHURCH
WITH US TODAY.
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NO, SHE'S NOT.
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IT'S PAUL'S TURN TO TAKE HER.
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WELL, LIKE I SAID,
HE BROKE HIS ANKLE.
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BROKEN ANKLE, WHATEVER.
IT'S HIS TURN.
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KITTY, THE MAN IS INJURED.
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OK, THAT IS JUST GREAT.
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HA HA HA. I WILL JUST TAKE
A CHICKEN OUT OF THE FREEZER.
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BECAUSE... QUEEN BERNICE...
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DOESN'T LIKE HAM.
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OK, OK, LOOK. I'LL JUST CALL HER
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AND TELL HER
THAT WE CAN'T MAKE IT.
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OH, RED, RED, RED, RED, RED.
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YOU KNOW WHO'LL
GET BLAMED FOR THAT.
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WELL, WHY SHOULD SHE BLAME YOU?
SHE'S MY MOTHER.
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SOMETHING SHE NEVER
LETS ME FORGET.
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LOOK, YOU CAN TELL HER
I'M SICK OR SOMETHING.
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ERIC, GO UPSTAIRS
AND PUT ON THAT SHIRT
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YOUR GRANDMOTHER GAVE YOU.
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ERIC, JUST STAY THERE.
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YOUR MOTHER IS JUST
BEING RIDICULOUS.
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YOU KNOW, WHAT'S RIDICULOUS
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IS GIVING YOUR MOTHER
OUR PHONE NUMBER!
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WHAT'S BEING RIDICULOUS IS...
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HOLD IT. HOLD IT!
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HOLD... HOLD IT.
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NOW, LOOK, LET'S JUST STAY CALM.
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MOM, IF IT'LL HELP YOU OUT,
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I'LL HANG OUT WITH GRANDMA...
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SO SHE'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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WELL, FIRST OF ALL, ERIC,
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I'M THE ONE WHO SAYS "HOLD IT."
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WHEN YOU PAY THE BILLS,
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YOU GET TO SAY "HOLD IT."
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NOW GET IN THE CAR
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BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO CHURCH
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AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
A DAMN NICE SUNDAY!
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WELL, YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!
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JUST TRY AND STOP ME!
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DAMN.
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HERE SHE COMES.
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OH, GOD, RED, I DON'T
THINK I CAN DO THIS.
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KITTY, DO US ALL A FAVOR
AND LIGHT UP.
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I'M FINE.
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CAREFUL, GRANDMA.
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AAH!
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IT'S JUST MY DRESS.
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WELL, IT'S NICE
TO SEE YOU, BERNICE.
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I HATE THIS CAR. YOU KNOW,
I JUST HATE THIS CAR.
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YOUR BROTHER JERRY
HAS A BEAUTIFUL CAR.
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A LINCOLN.
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I BET HE MAKES MORE MONEY,
A LOT MORE MONEY THAN YOU DO.
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ALRIGHTY, THEN.
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SO, KITTY, ERIC TELLS ME
THAT YOU QUIT SMOKING.
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YES, YES, I DID QUIT AND
I JUST... I FEEL GREAT. HA HA!
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WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, DEAR.
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IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER,
THE SON, AND THE HOLY GHOST,
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AMEN.
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PLEASE STAND FOR A MOMENT
OF SILENT MEDITATION.
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Kitty, thinking: DEAR GOD,
THANK YOU SO MUCH
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FOR HELPING ME QUIT
SUCH A FILTHY, DISGUSTING...
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SOOTHING, DELICIOUS HABIT.
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OH GOD, I CAN'T DO THIS!
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NO NO. I'M FINE!
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AMEN!
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Bernice, thinking: DEAR GOD,
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WHAT'S WITH ALL THE POLACKS?
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Eric, thinking: DEAR GOD,
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I DON'T MEAN TO BOTHER YOU
ON YOUR DAY OFF,
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BUT I PROMISED TO HELP OUT
WITH GRANDMA,
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AND I HAVE A TERM PAPER
DUE TOMORROW,
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SO IF YOU COULD EITHER GET
HER TO LEAVE EARLY TODAY
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OR BURN DOWN
THE SCHOOL TOMORROW,
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I MEAN, EITHER/OR, GOD'S CHOICE.
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IT WOULD REALLY
HELP ME OUT, MAN. GOD. LORD.
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UH, AMEN.
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Red, thinking: DEAR LORD,
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WOULD IT KILL YOU TO GIVE
THE PACKERS A WINNING SEASON?
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AMEN.
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OH, AND WATCH OVER MY
LOVING FAMILY, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
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TV Announcer: WELCOME TO
WORSHIP FOR SHUT-INS.
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CHANGE IT.
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[BOWLING PINS
BEING KNOCKED DOWN]
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ALL RIGHT, CHANGE THAT.
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HOW DID WE CHANGE
CHANNELS BEFORE FEZ?
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I DON'T THINK WE DID.
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OH, YOU GUYS, I GOT TO WORK
ON MY TERM PAPER.
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WHERE'S GRANDMA?
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OH, SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM.
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SO I'VE GOT, LIKE,
20 MINUTES, 1/2 HOUR, TOPS.
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WHAT'S THE ASSIGNMENT?
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ALL RIGHT. IN 1,000 WORDS,
DESCRIBE THE 3 BRANCHES
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OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT
AND THEIR FUNCTIONS.
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I'LL NEVER MAKE IT.
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WELL, GO UP AND TELL THEM
YOU HAVE HOMEWORK TO DO.
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NO. I WANT TO KEEP PEACE
IN THE FAMILY.
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YEAH, DONNA.
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FORMAN WANTS
THE HALLMARK CARD FAMILY.
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THE WHAT?
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YOU KNOW, GRANDMA COMES OVER...
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[HYDE IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] TO MY
MOTHER-IN-LAW ON THIS BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY...
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YOUR SMILING FACE,
YOUR KIND EMBRACE,
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HAS MADE MY HOME A HAPPY PLACE.
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[HYDE IN SCRATCHY VOICE] AND
I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE THE ONE
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TO WHOM I GAVE MY LOVING SON.
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[HYDE AS RED] AND I'M SO
HAPPY YOU'RE BOTH HAPPY
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BECAUSE OTHERWISE
LIFE WOULD BE CRAPPY.
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I DON'T WANT THAT.
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YEAH, YOU DO. I CAN SEE IT
IN THOSE WIDE, HOPEFUL EYES.
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BUT THE REALITY IS THIS.
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TO MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW...
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YOU TOOK MY SON.
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YOU WRECKED MY LIFE.
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YOU STOLE MY YOUTH.
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YOU HATE MY WIFE.
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I DO MY BEST.
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NOW, THAT'S A JOKE.
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I'M GOING OUT.
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I NEED A SMOKE!
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DAMN IT, ERIC.
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QUIT HIDING FROM
YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
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SHE'S OLD! SHE COULD DIE!
NOW MOVE IT!
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I THOUGHT SHE WAS
IN THE BATHROOM.
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FALSE ALARM!
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OH.
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LOOK, GO TAKE CARE
OF YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
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WE CAN DO THIS.
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THANKS.
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ALL RIGHT, HOW MANY
WORDS DOES HE HAVE?
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HIS NAME, THE DATE, THE CLASS...
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SEVEN.
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HE'S SCREWED.
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USE HIS MIDDLE NAME.
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SEE, NOW THIS WOULD
NEVER HAPPEN TO ME.
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THAT IS WHY I DO MY
HOMEWORK ON SATURDAY.
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THIS IS A MOMENT,
KELSO. PICK IT.
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AHEM. I THINK YOU ALL
COULD LEARN SOMETHING
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FROM ME RIGHT NOW.
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MOMENT NUMBER 2.
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ALL RIGHT! JACKIE,
WE NEED TO TALK.
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[HUMMING HULA MUSIC]
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I DID THE SAME PAPER
LAST YEAR IN HISTORY.
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I THINK I GOT AN "A."
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YOU WANT ME TO
GO HOME AND GET IT?
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LET ME THINK.
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YEAH!
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HOLD ON, DONNA.
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JACKIE, WE NEED TO TALK
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ABOUT THIS WHOLE SITUA... GAAH!
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JACKIE, WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD?
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OK.
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DO NOT BREAK UP WITH HER YET.
YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
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SAY YOU UNDERSTAND ME.
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ALL THIS TIME
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I THOUGHT YOU
DIDN'T LIKE JACKIE.
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AAH!
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JUST DON'T BREAK UP
WITH HER YET.
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OK, OK.
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ALL RIGHT.
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HEY, WHAT DO WE NEED
JACKIE FOR, MAN?
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I KNOW MORE ABOUT
THIS STUFF THAN SHE DOES.
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THE THREE TRUE BRANCHES
OF THE GOVERNMENT
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ARE MILITARY, CORPORATE,
AND HOLLYWOOD.
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I NEED A PENCIL.
I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
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JACKIE, RUN!
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I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY.
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YEAH, THE CHICKEN
WILL BE DONE SOON.
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I CAN'T EAT CHICKEN.
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YOU KNOW I HAVE
AN IRRITABLE BOWEL.
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YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE A HAM.
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OH, BOY, GRANDMA, THAT WAS
A GREAT SERVICE THIS MORNING,
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DON'T YOU THINK?
239
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WELL, I THINK THE PASTOR TALKED
TOO MUCH ABOUT FORGIVENESS.
240
00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:50,482
SOME PEOPLE
SHOULDN'T BE FORGIVEN.
241
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,151
THIS IS WHY THEOLOGY
IS SUCH A RICH TOPIC...
242
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,904
YOU KNOW, BERNICE, SOME PEOPLE
DON'T NEED FORGIVENESS.
243
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,031
THEY JUST NEED A LITTLE
UNDERSTANDING.
244
00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,784
OH, TOO TRUE,
HAVE YOU SEEN GODSPELL?
245
00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:04,329
YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND
246
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,790
IS HOW IN HELL
A BRILLIANT YOUNG MAN
247
00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:09,209
LIKE MY RED COULD HAVE
THROWN AWAY EVERYTHING...
248
00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:10,960
GRANDMA, WHY DON'T
WE GO INTO THE LIVING ROOM
249
00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:13,088
AND I'LL RUB YOUR FEET?
250
00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:19,886
WHAT A WONDERFUL BOY! OH!
251
00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,930
LOOK AT HOW THIN YOU ARE.
252
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,641
IS YOUR MOTHER
FEEDING YOU ENOUGH?
253
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,351
YOU SHOULD COME
AND LIVE WITH ME.
254
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,103
HA, HA, AHH... NO.
255
00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,190
OH, HI. I WAS JUST
ON MY WAY TO THE GARAGE
256
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:35,402
TO, UH, FIX... THIS.
257
00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:38,154
DAD, JUST WATCH YOUR GAME.
258
00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:41,783
NAH, NAH. IT'S JUST
THE PACKERS. UH...
259
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,953
ERIC, WHERE HAVE
YOU BEEN HIDING?
260
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:46,913
WELL, I'VE BEEN DOING
SOME HOMEWORK.
261
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,248
OH, THAT'S IMPORTANT.
262
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,749
YEAH, YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY
IT'S A REALLY INTERESTING...
263
00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:53,962
ERIC, A LITTLE LESS TALK
AND A LITTLE MORE RUBBING.
264
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:57,716
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO'S
NOT AFRAID OF MY BUNION.
265
00:11:57,883 --> 00:11:59,384
OH BOY.
266
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,637
AAH. AAH. OOH.
267
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,890
GOOD-BYE, ERIC.
I AM GOING HOME NOW.
268
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:09,394
NO! I MEAN, FEZ,
YOU HAVEN'T MET GRANDMA.
269
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,105
OH, HELLO, GRANDMA.
270
00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:16,568
OH, IN MY VILLAGE,
WE WORSHIP FEET.
271
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:20,739
AND THESE DOGS
ARE A HOLY TREASURE.
272
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:23,032
YOU WANT TO RUB THEM?
273
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,200
MAY I?
274
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,578
KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
275
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:36,713
OHH! OHH! OHH!
276
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OHH! OHH!
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HEY, DAD.
278
00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:50,935
DAMN IT, ERIC!
279
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:56,649
DON'T SNEAK UP ON A PERSON LIKE
THAT WHEN THEY'RE DOING... THIS.
280
00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:58,276
HOW'S IT GOING IN THERE?
281
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,153
I RUBBED HER FEET.
282
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,363
WELL, YOU'RE A BRAVE ONE.
283
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:05,116
BETTER GET BACK IN THERE.
284
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:08,745
HEY, DAD,
YOU COMING BACK INSIDE?
285
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:13,833
ERIC... I LOVE YOUR GRANDMOTHER
VERY, VERY MUCH.
286
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:18,463
I JUST CAN'T TALK TO HER
OR SPEND ANY TIME WITH HER.
287
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,842
DID I MENTION THAT I'M
IN THERE RUBBING HER FEET?
288
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:24,302
YOU KNOW, SON,
289
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:28,765
SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOT
TO PLAY THROUGH THE PAIN.
290
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,643
WHAT?
291
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:32,519
I DON'T KNOW.
292
00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:34,813
JUST GET BACK IN THERE.
293
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,232
WITH THEIR SUGAR-COATED IDEALS
294
00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:40,235
DESIGNED TO ANESTHETIZE
THE IGNORANT MASSES.
295
00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:43,488
WHY? SO THAT THE
MILITARY/CORPORATE BRANCHES
296
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,449
COULD CARRY OUT
WORLD DOMINATION.
297
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,910
ALL RIGHT. READ THAT BACK TO ME.
298
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,162
OK. [CLEARS THROAT]
299
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:55,708
WOH WOH WOH WOH WOH.
300
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:57,919
YOU DIDN'T GET THAT?
301
00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,004
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S JUST USE THE ENCYCLOPEDIA.
302
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,090
OH, OH, YOU JUST
WANT TO VOMIT UP FACTS
303
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,550
FROM AN ENCYCLOPEDIA?
304
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:04,467
YES.
305
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,052
OK. FINE.
YOU KNOW WHAT? VOMIT AWAY.
306
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,263
I WILL NOT BE
A PART OF THIS, THEN.
307
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:11,140
ERIC, ARE YOU DOWN HERE?
308
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:12,350
HE'S NOT DOWN HERE, MRS. FORMAN.
309
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,227
DONNA, GOOD, WHY DON'T YOU
COME UP AND EAT WITH US?
310
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:15,687
I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET.
311
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,064
NOT YOU, STEVEN.
GRANDMA DOESN'T LIKE YOU.
312
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,692
YOU LUCKY BASTARD.
313
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,140
WELL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT?
314
00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:26,614
OH, UM, YOU KNOW HELP
YOURSELF TO THE DEEP FREEZE.
315
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:29,367
BUT EVERYTHING'S FROZEN.
316
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:33,246
AND I HAVE A DRYER.
317
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:44,340
HONEY, THESE, UH,
CHEESY POTATOES ARE DELICIOUS.
318
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:47,677
MMM.
319
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,805
THANK YOU, HONEY.
320
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:54,350
THEY REALLY ARE GREAT,
MRS. FORMAN.
321
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,604
WE HAVE THEM WHENEVER
GRANDMA COMES OVER,
322
00:14:57,771 --> 00:15:01,524
'CAUSE MOM KNOWS HOW MUCH
SHE LOVES THEM, RIGHT, GRANDMA?
323
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,986
THEY MAKE ME SICK.
324
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,655
I'M ALLERGIC TO DAIRY.
325
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:10,742
OH, HOW SAD.
326
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,660
MA, THIS IS WISCONSIN.
327
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:15,663
YOU'RE NOT ALLERGIC TO DAIRY.
328
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:18,374
WELL, MAYBE SHE'S JUST
ALLERGIC TO MY DAIRY. HA HA.
329
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:20,668
IF YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO DAIRY,
330
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,295
YOU SHOULDN'T BE PUTTING
CREAM IN YOUR COFFEE.
331
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:23,212
I MEAN, CREAM IS DAIRY.
332
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:26,549
DONNA, I JUST... NO, NO, NO, OK?
333
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,176
YOU SHUT UP, ERIC.
334
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:31,220
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
335
00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:34,891
GRANDMA, THAT'S DONNA.
YOU'VE KNOWN HER FOR 16 YEARS.
336
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,684
I HAVE NOT.
337
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:39,520
ANYWAY, I LIKE
YOUR NEW FRIEND BETTER.
338
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,982
THE FEELING IS MUTUAL.
339
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,193
DONE!
340
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:48,404
I THOUGHT I HEARD A NOISE
IN THE, UH, GARAGE.
341
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:50,406
RACCOONS.
342
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,200
BYE.
343
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:57,121
WELL, UM, I COULDN'T
EAT ANOTHER BITE.
344
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,415
I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
345
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:03,086
I'M GOING BACK DOWNSTAIRS.
EXCUSE ME.
346
00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:08,257
SO, LET'S SAY WE WATCH
LAWRENCE WELK, HUH, GRANDMA?
347
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:09,550
NO, I'M GOING TO WATCH
LAWRENCE WELK
348
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,302
WITH MY NEW FRIEND.
349
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,597
YOU UP FOR ANOTHER
FOOT RUB, DESI?
350
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,602
OOH... FRY TIME
351
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:22,772
HOT, HOT.
352
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:23,439
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
353
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:25,692
HUH? UH... JUST WORKING
ON YOUR REPORT HERE
354
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,819
AND... HAVING SOME FRIES.
355
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,238
YOU PUT FRENCH FRIES
IN MY MOM'S DRYER?
356
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:33,866
YEAH, WELL, THE FISH STICKS
ARE TOO FLAKY, SO I JUST...
357
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,618
I DON'T NEED ANYTHING.
358
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,913
FINALLY.
359
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,623
WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN?
360
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,875
WE HAD TO LOOK FOR THE PAPER.
361
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,043
AND...
362
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,295
EAT, AND THEN SOME
STUFF HAPPENED, YOU KNOW.
363
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:47,543
YOUR SHIRT'S ON INSIDE OUT.
364
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,883
YEAH, THAT'S... THE STUFF.
365
00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:52,135
WHERE'S THE PAPER?
366
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:53,302
RIGHT. OK, SEE,
367
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,722
IT WASN'T ON THE THREE
BRANCHES OF THE GOVERNMENT.
368
00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,849
IT WAS ON THE FOUR FOOD GROUPS.
369
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,186
OK, LOOK, MY DAD'S
GOT THE WORLD BOOKS.
370
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,754
I'LL JUST RUN NEXT DOOR
AND GET "G."
371
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:05,565
OOH. I'LL GO WITH YOU.
372
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,444
YOU CAN BREAK UP WITH HER NOW.
373
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:12,905
YOU KNOW, I'M TIRED OF EVERYBODY
374
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:16,743
TRYING TO TEAR
ME AND JACKIE APART!
375
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:20,580
MORON. EVERY DAY YOU SAY
YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH HER.
376
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:24,917
WELL... YOU GUYS
DON'T KNOW HER LIKE I DO.
377
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:28,796
I MEAN, IT'S NOT JUST
ABOUT FOOLIN' AROUND.
378
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,174
SHE BUYS ME STUFF.
379
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:34,844
SHE HOOVERED YOUR CHEST, MAN.
380
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,055
YOU KNOW WHAT?
381
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,348
I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.
382
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,309
ALL I WANTED WAS
A LITTLE HELP WITH MY PAPER,
383
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:42,769
AND YOU'VE DONE NOTHING.
384
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:45,605
WE PUT YOUR MIDDLE NAME IN.
385
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:48,858
JEAN-CLAUDE?
386
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,527
YEAH. IT'S TWO WORDS.
387
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:53,321
YOU GUYS SUCK!
388
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,448
JUST... THANK GOD FOR DONNA.
389
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,701
OK. BAD NEWS.
390
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,411
MY MOM SOLD SOME
AT A GARAGE SALE,
391
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,956
BUT WE HAVE "B," "X," AND "R."
392
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,084
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
393
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,960
NOW, YOU LISTEN UP.
394
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,838
I HAVE HAD AN
EXTREMELY STRESSFUL DAY,
395
00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:12,840
AND I AM NOT PROUD
OF WHAT I AM ABOUT TO SAY,
396
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:15,051
BUT SOMEONE GIVE ME A CIGARETTE.
397
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,804
NOW!
398
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:20,014
BUT, MOM, WE DON'T SMOKE.
399
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,724
CUT THE CRAP, ERIC.
400
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:22,975
I AM A NURSE.
401
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,686
I KNOW THAT ONE IN FIVE
TEENAGERS SMOKE.
402
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:27,814
1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
403
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,316
NOW, I AM GOING
TO CLOSE MY EYES,
404
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:31,526
AND WHEN I OPEN THEM,
405
00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:34,695
THERE HAD BETTER BE A CIGARETTE
BETWEEN THESE TWO FINGERS.
406
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:39,492
COME ON, PEOPLE, HOP TO!
407
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:40,952
THANK YOU.
408
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,830
LIGHT!
409
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,332
Red: KITTY!
410
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,667
KITTY!
411
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,335
KITTY?
412
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:52,046
OH, THERE YOU ARE, RED.
413
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,297
MA SAYS THE CAT BIT HER,
414
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,174
SO I'M DOWN HERE LOOKIN' FOR IT.
415
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:58,553
DAD, WE DON'T HAVE A CAT.
416
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,596
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
417
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,860
WELL, UH...
418
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,111
YOU KNOW, WE REALLY...
WE SHOULDN'T LEAVE
419
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:23,279
YOUR POOR LITTLE FOREIGN FRIEND
UP THERE ALONE WITH GRANDMA.
420
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:32,295
SO, REALLY,
IT'S KIND OF NICE DOWN HERE.
421
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,429
[LAUGHING]
422
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:44,682
OH, THANK YOU FOR
A WONDERFUL DINNER.
423
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,226
WELL, YOU ARE SO VERY WELCOME.
424
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,478
I HOPE I WASN'T ANY BOTHER.
425
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:51,063
OH, MA, YOU'RE NO BOTHER.
426
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,316
YOU'RE AS WELCOME AS...
427
00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:56,110
FLOWERS IN MAY.
428
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,838
BERNICE, HERE,
I WRAPPED UP SOME CHICKEN
429
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:58,988
FOR YOU TO TAKE HOME.
430
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,699
OHH, THANK YOU, DEAR.
431
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,785
AND I... I HOPE YOU PUT SOME OF
THOSE CHEESY POTATOES IN THERE.
432
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:07,246
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM.
433
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:09,457
WHAT?!
434
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,708
I THOUGHT YOU MADE
SUCH A BIG DEAL
435
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:11,792
ABOUT HOW YOU
WERE ALLERGIC TO...
436
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,252
Red: ERIC!
437
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,378
IT'S BEEN A
PERFECTLY NICE SUNDAY.
438
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,505
LET'S NOT SPOIL IT.
439
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,928
SWEETHEART, I HOPE
I DIDN'T MAKE TOO BIG A DEAL
440
00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:23,512
ABOUT MY ALLERGY.
441
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,389
OH, NO, MA.
442
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,308
HE'S A KID. HE, UH...
443
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:28,851
HE OVERREACTS.
444
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:34,190
YOU KNOW, THIS IS
THE CUTEST LITTLE CAR.
445
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,859
I JUST LOVE IT.
446
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,448
825, 826...
447
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:43,616
ERIC?
448
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:44,450
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
449
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,118
IT'S 1 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING.
450
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:48,955
I'M JUST FINISHING UP
SOME HOMEWORK.
451
00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:50,498
WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE?
452
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,583
OH, WELL, UM...
453
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:56,921
SNOW WHITE CAME DOWN
TO GUN A STICK.
454
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,048
LOOK, MOM, I... I WISH
YOU WOULDN'T SMOKE.
455
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:03,261
I KNOW, I KNOW.
THIS IS MY LAST ONE, I PROMISE.
456
00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:07,682
BY THE WAY, UM...
457
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:10,518
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP
WITH YOUR GRANDMA TODAY.
458
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:11,435
CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
459
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,229
MM-HMM.
460
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:17,191
WHAT DOES SHE HAVE
AGAINST YOU, MOM?
461
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,110
WELL...
462
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,404
ABOUT 25 YEARS AGO,
YOUR FATHER WAS DATING
463
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:25,658
THIS VERY ATTRACTIVE
WELL-TO-DO WOMAN
464
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:28,953
THAT YOUR GRANDMA LIKED,
AND, UM...
465
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,956
HE MARRIED ME INSTEAD.
466
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:35,042
AND SHE NEVER FORGAVE ME.
467
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:38,129
THAT BITCH.
468
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:54,383
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER
PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
469
00:21:56,606 --> 00:22:00,026
[LAWRENCE WELK BAND PLAYS ON TV]
470
00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:02,194
NOW, WHO WAS THE LADY WITH
THE COTTON CANDY DRESS?
471
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:05,072
THAT'S NORMA ZIMMER,
THE CHAMPAGNE LADY.
472
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,366
SHE IS VERY TALENTED.
473
00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:08,492
AND YOU SEE THOSE TWO DANCING?
474
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:12,079
THAT'S BOBBY AND CISSY.
I LIKE HIS TIGHT PANTS.
475
00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:14,081
UH, SHE'S A SLUT.
476
00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:15,499
YOU KNOW, I HAVE SEEN
THIS SHOW BEFORE,
477
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:18,586
BUT THE BAND LEADER'S VOICE
WAS MUCH MORE MASCULINE.
478
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:21,839
AHORA, BOBBY AND CISSY
CON EL GRANDE TANGO.
479
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,007
[CHAMPAGNE CORK POPS]
480
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:25,593
OOH! BUBBLES!
481
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:27,595
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.
482
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:31,443
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT
PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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