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LAURIE'S BUS ISN'T HERE YET.
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DAD, CAN WE GET IN THE CAR
AND TURN ON THE HEAT?
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I'M FREEZING.
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I'M NOT WASTING GAS JUST
SO YOU CAN BE COMFORTABLE.
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WELL, CAN WE AT LEAST
GO WAIT INSIDE?
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I'M NOT GOING IN THAT BUS
STATION WITH THOSE PEOPLE.
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GOD, I'M FREEZING.
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ERIC, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.
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YOUR SISTER'S BRINGING
A FRIEND HOME,
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SO YOU'LL BE SLEEPING
IN THE BASEMENT.
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THE BASEMENT?
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THEY SHOULD SLEEP
IN LAURIE'S ROOM.
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OH, AND RED,
I'VE BEEN THINKING...
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MAYBE THIS THANKSGIVING
WE SHOULD SKIP THE BIG TURKEY.
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SMALL ONES ARE ON SALE
AT PIGGLY WIGGLY.
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THIS FAMILY DOESN'T
SCRIMP ON HOLIDAYS.
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CAN YOU IMAGINE MY MOTHER
SITTING DOWN TO A CHICKEN?
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RED, YOUR MOTHER WON'T
EAT MY COOKING ANYWAY,
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SO THAT WON'T BE A PROBLEM.
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DAD, THEY SHOULD SLEEP
IN THE BASEMENT.
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RED, LAST THANKSGIVING SHE SAID
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HER JAW WASN'T STRONG ENOUGH
TO CHEW THE TURKEY,
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AND THAT WAS
A MAGNIFICENT TURKEY.
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DAD, IT'S MY ROOM...
I WORK MYSELF...
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ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT. HOLD IT.
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NOW, KITTY, DON'T GET
WORKED UP OVER MY MOTHER.
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AND YOU, YOU'RE SLEEPING
IN THE BASEMENT,
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AND WE'RE ALL HAVING
A HAPPY DAMN THANKSGIVING.
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MOMMY, DADDY... THIS IS KATE.
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HI.
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HI, SWEETHEART.
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OH, LET'S GET IN THE CAR.
YOU MUST BE FREEZING.
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SO YOU'RE ERIC.
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YOUR SISTER DIDN'T TELL ME
YOU WERE SO CUTE.
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WE ARE GOING TO HAVE
SO MUCH FUN THIS WEEKEND.
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YOU CAN SLEEP IN MY ROOM!
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GET KATE SETTLED INTO YOUR ROOM.
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YEAH.
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OH, YEAH, AND, HEY, DON'T FORGET
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TO SHOW HER YOUR G.I. JOE DOLLS.
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THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
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THAT'LL GIVE YOU A CHANCE
TO TELL DAD
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ABOUT THAT PROFESSOR
YOU'RE DATING.
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WHAT?
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DAD, HE'S JOKING.
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GOSH, I HOPE IT DOESN'T GET
TOO COLD TONIGHT.
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I SLEEP PRACTICALLY NAKED.
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SO, KITTY, LOOKING FORWARD
TO THANKSGIVING?
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YES.
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RED'S MOTHER IS COMING.
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WHAT'S THAT PET NAME
SHE HAS FOR YOU?
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WHORE.
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OH, YOU KNOW,
SHE DOESN'T BOTHER ME
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AS MUCH AS SHE DOES
RED, AND HE'S...
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HE'S TENSE ENOUGH, WHAT
WITH CHRISTMAS COMING UP
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AND HIM ONLY WORKING PART-TIME.
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PART-TIME, HUH? THAT'S ROUGH.
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OOH, WHEN BOB GETS TENSE,
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WE TAKE A BUBBLE BATH TOGETHER.
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SOAKING MY NAKED BODY
REALLY RELAXES HIM.
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OH, DEAR...
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MOM, TELEPHONE.
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OH, I GOTTA GO.
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♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪
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♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪
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♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪
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♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪
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♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪
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♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪
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♪ WHOA, YEAH ♪♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER AND FOX BROADCASTING
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HELLO, WISCONSIN!
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SO, THIS KATE, IS SHE HOT?
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OF COURSE SHE'S HOT.
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ALL COLLEGE GIRLS ARE HOT.
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I MEAN, WE'VE ALL SEEN
THE BROCHURES, RIGHT?
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OKAY. DONNA, HELP ME
PLAY SOME MUSIC...
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RIGHT NOW.
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SO SHE'S HOT, RIGHT?
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OH, SO HOT. YEAH.
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OKAY...
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ARE YOU OKAY?
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UM... YEAH.
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DONNA, HOW CAN YOU BE OKAY?
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THERE'S A COLLEGE WOMAN
SLEEPING IN HIS BED.
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HE'S SLEEPING IN THE BASEMENT.
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DONNA, STAIRS ARE NOT GONNA
STOP A HIGH SCHOOL HORN DOG.
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BARBED WIRE WILL NOT STOP
A HIGH SCHOOL HORN DOG.
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A WALL OF FIRE WILL NOT STOP...
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I GET IT, I GET IT.
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POOR DONNA. SO NAIVE.
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SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT TO DO?
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Kate: ERIC, I HOPE IT DOESN'T
GET TOO COLD TONIGHT.
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I SLEEP PRACTICALLY NAKED.
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YEAH, WELL...
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I GUESS I'M JUST GONNA, OH...
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JUST KIDDING. I'M TUCKERED OUT.
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SO I MIGHT AS... WELL GO HOME.
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SO TELL ME ABOUT SCHOOL.
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OH, WELL, I'VE DECIDED
TO MAJOR IN PHILOSOPHY.
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THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSE
THEY JUST OPENED UP
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THAT BIG PHILOSOPHY
FACTORY IN GREEN BAY.
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ERIC, WHAT DID I TELL YOU
ABOUT BEING FUNNY?
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I'M NOT?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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NOW... SWEEP THE GARAGE.
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YES, SIR.
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I WONDER IF THE PILGRIMS
WERE CLEVER ENOUGH
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TO PUT PEANUT BUTTER
IN THEIR CELERY.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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KITTY, COULD YOU GET THAT?
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I'M FIXING THE DRAWER.
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AHEM.
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OH, DEAR GOD.
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YOUR MOTHER
HAS ALREADY CALLED ME
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FIVE TIMES THIS MORNING, RED.
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YOU ANSWER IT.
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KITTY, I DON'T WANT
TO TALK TO HER.
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SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOU.
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HELLO.
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HI, MA.
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REALLY?
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IT'S FOR YOU.
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HELLO, MOTHER FORMAN.
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MM-HMM.
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JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU... I DON'T
KNOW... A HALF AN HOUR AGO,
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THE KIDS WILL BE THERE
AT NOON TO PICK YOU UP.
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YUP. YOU'RE RIGHT.
I NEED TO WORK ON MY ATTITUDE.
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BYE, THEN.
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YOU KNOW...
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I COULD HAVE MARRIED BILL BAUER.
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HIS MOTHER WAS DEAD.
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WHAT IF HE YELLS AT ME?
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HE'S NOT GONNA YELL AT YOU.
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YOU'RE DOING HIM A FAVOR.
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GO, GO...
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RED, HEH, WHAT A SURPRISE
TO RUN INTO YOU. HEH.
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I LIVE HERE, BOB.
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YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP,
YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP.
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OKAY, I'M GOING IN.
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UH, ACTUALLY, RED, I, UH...
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I JUST WANTED
TO ASK YOU A FAVOR.
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MY APPLIANCE STORE
GETS, YOU KNOW,
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REAL BUSY
OVER THE HOLIDAYS, AND, UH,
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I COULD USE A LITTLE
HELP DOWN THERE.
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OH, YOU'RE OFFERING ME A JOB?
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NOW, I DON'T WANT YOU
TO GET THE WRONG IDEA.
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THIS IS NOT CHARITY.
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CHARITY?
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NO. NOT CHARITY.
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I'M NOT LOOKING
FOR WORK ANYWAY, BOB.
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BUT... GOOD NIGHT, BOB!
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MIDGE, HE YELLED AT ME.
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♪♪♪
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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COME IN.
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WOW.
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WHAT?
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UM, I WAS JUST COMING UP HERE
TO GET SOMETHING TO SLEEP IN.
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SO...
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I... I GUESS I'LL
SEE YOU LATER, THEN.
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YOU CAN STAY AND TALK
A MINUTE IF YOU WANT.
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O... KAY.
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CLOSE THE DOOR.
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O... KAY.
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SO...
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KATE.
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SO, UM, THAT'S SHORT
FOR KATHERINE, RIGHT?
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YEAH.
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HAVE A SEAT.
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SO HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT WHERE
YOU WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL YET?
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OH.
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WELL, I LIKE... YOUR SCHOOL.
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I FOUND THAT IT WAS REALLY...
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I HAVE TO GO TO BED NOW.
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WAIT, WE ARE IN BED.
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OKAY. I SEE.
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OKAY.
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SO...
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GOOD NIGHT.
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ERIC...
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JUST, UM... ONE SECOND?
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[IN THOUGHT] OKAY, BASEBALL,
VIETNAM, RICHARD NIXON, PAT NIXON,
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PAT BOONE, THE GIRL WHO
DOES THE WEATHER... NO, NO!
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OKAY, JELLYFISH, REALLY BIG
SPIDERS, COME ON, DIG DEEP.
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OKAY, THE DAY WE BACKED OVER
SKIPPER IN THE DRIVEWAY
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AND INSTEAD OF GOING
TO THE COUNTY FAIR,
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I HAD TO BURY HIM
IN THE BACK YARD.
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OKAY.
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I'M GOOD.
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AND GOOD NIGHT.
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GOOD MORNING, RED.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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YEAH.
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WELL, AHEM...
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YOU'RE UP AWFUL EARLY.
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WELL, LUCKILY I HEARD
THE PHONE RING
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WHEN YOUR MOTHER CALLED
AT 5:00 THIS MORNING.
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YEAH. THAT, UM...
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THAT IS LUCKY.
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OH, BEFORE I FORGET,
LAURIE TOLD ME
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WHAT SHE WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS.
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A PORTABLE TV FOR HER DORM ROOM.
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HEH.
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I'M WORKING PART-TIME,
SHE WANTS A TV, GREAT.
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MAYBE BOB CAN GET YOU A GOOD
DEAL ON ONE FROM HIS STORE.
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I DON'T NEED ANY HELP
FROM THAT DAMN BOB.
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YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID YESTERDAY?
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HE OFFERED ME A JOB.
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HE DID?
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OH, HO HO HO...
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WELL, WE HAVE TO MOVE AWAY
FROM SUCH AN EVIL MAN.
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WELL, YOU'RE A LOT OF
FUN IN THE MORNING.
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HEY...
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TURKEY BOY...
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WANT TO SHOW ME YOUR GIBLETS?
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SO YOU MADE OUT
WITH A COLLEGE GIRL?
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KINDA.
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START TALKING.
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TELL IT LIKE A STORY.
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LIKE A SEXY STORY.
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OKAY.
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SHE, LIKE, JAMMED HER ENTIRE
TONGUE INTO MY MOUTH.
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AND YOU WOULDN'T THINK
A GIRL HAD, LIKE,
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THAT MUCH TONGUE, YOU KNOW?
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THAT IS GREAT!
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OH... OH, YEAH.
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WHAT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I FEEL KINDA GUILTY,
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ALMOST LIKE... DIRTY.
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DIRTY IS GOOD.
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I LIKE FEELING DIRTY.
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NO, NO. I MEAN, I FEEL BAD.
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LOOK, I THINK
I GOTTA TELL DONNA.
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REALLY?
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WELL, ON BEHALF OF
MEN EVERYWHERE...
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YEAH, MAN. I MEAN,
THE RIGHT THING TO DO
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IS JUGGLE THEM BOTH UNTIL
IT ALL BLOWS UP IN YOUR FACE.
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LOOK, YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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I CAN'T HIDE ANYTHING.
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THE MINUTE SHE LOOKS
AT ME, SHE'S GONNA KNOW.
242
00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:46,556
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
TALKING ABOUT?
243
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,434
I KISSED A GIRL.
244
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,103
OH, MY GOD!
245
00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:58,902
YOU WHAT?
246
00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:01,112
YOU KNOW THAT FRIEND MY SISTER
BROUGHT HOME FROM COLLEGE?
247
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,280
THE SLUTTY ONE?
248
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:04,824
YEAH. THAT ONE.
249
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:07,410
UM... I KISSED HER.
250
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,287
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?
251
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,414
I... I FEEL GUILTY...
252
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,792
BECAUSE IT WAS, LIKE...
253
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,877
REALLY KISSING.
254
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:19,005
SO WHAT WE DO
ISN'T REALLY KISSING?
255
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,423
I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW,
256
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:24,010
CONSIDERING THAT YOU
AND I HAVE A THING.
257
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,348
RIGHT?
258
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,956
WELL, OBVIOUSLY WE
DON'T HAVE A THING
259
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:34,229
IF YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND
KISSING SLUTTY GIRLS, RIGHT?
260
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:36,481
OKAY, YOU'RE MAD.
261
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:40,276
MAD? NOOOO.
262
00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:41,444
WHY SHOULD I BE MAD?
263
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:43,863
I MEAN, IN FACT, YOU CAN KISS
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
264
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,199
START WITH YOUR OWN BUTT!
265
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:50,703
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
266
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:53,915
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS HERE?
267
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:57,335
IT'S THANKSGIVING.
DON'T YOU HAVE FAMILIES?
268
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,295
UM... UM...
269
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,218
HEY, DONNA, YOU WANNA TALK?
270
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:05,969
[DOOR CLOSES]
271
00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:07,656
I GUESS DONNA DIDN'T
TAKE IT VERY WELL.
272
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,389
TAKE WHAT WELL?
273
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:19,148
ERIC MADE OUT WITH KATE.
274
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,943
ANYTHING ELSE?
275
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,153
YOUR SON IS A WHORE.
276
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,284
ERIC...
277
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,374
NOW, DONNA JUST CAME THROUGH
HERE LOOKING VERY UPSET.
278
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,959
WOULD YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT THAT'S ABOUT?
279
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:38,793
I HAVE NO IDEA.
280
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,962
SHE SEEMED FINE WHEN WE...
281
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:41,880
UM, YOU ALREADY KNOW.
282
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,382
OF COURSE I KNOW.
283
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,052
DONNA IS SUCH A SWEET KID.
284
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,597
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HER?
285
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:52,223
I DON'T KNOW.
286
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:53,711
YOU KNOW,
IT SEEMS LIKE BAD THINGS
287
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:55,268
ARE ALWAYS HAPPENING TO ME,
288
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,896
LIKE I HAVE BAD LUCK
OR SOMETHING.
289
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,191
SON...
290
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,777
YOU DON'T HAVE BAD LUCK.
291
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:07,488
THE REASON THAT BAD THINGS
HAPPEN TO YOU...
292
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:09,782
IS BECAUSE YOU'RE A DUMB ASS.
293
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,500
NOW, FIX IT.
294
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,672
LOOK, DONNA, UM...
295
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,090
CAN WE TALK?
296
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:26,883
I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALO...
297
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,760
NO.
298
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,470
YOU SHOULD STAY.
299
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,180
WE DON'T HAVE SECRETS
IN OUR HOUSE.
300
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,306
WE DON'T SNEAK
AROUND ON EACH OTHER
301
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:36,225
LIKE A LITTLE HORNY RAT
KISSING OTHER GIRLS.
302
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,397
LOOK, DONNA...
303
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:44,525
UM, PLEASE COME TO MY HOUSE
FOR THANKSGIVING DESSERT.
304
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:47,320
EVERYONE'S GONNA BE THERE.
YOU ALWAYS COME.
305
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:50,114
PLEASE DON'T LET SOME STUPID
THING THAT I DID WRECK THAT.
306
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,532
WELL, I CAN'T DEPEND ON YOU,
307
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,868
SO WHY SHOULD YOU BE ABLE
TO DEPEND ON ME?
308
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,332
LOOK...
309
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,543
DONNA, PLEASE, OKAY?
310
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,545
I'M REALLY SORRY...
311
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:07,340
AND... I FEEL REALLY BAD.
312
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,759
GOOD!
313
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,058
POOR THING.
314
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,393
MOM!
315
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,560
OH... YOU!
316
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:23,231
OF COURSE I MEANT YOU.
317
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:26,943
AS A FOOD EDITOR, I WANTED
TO FIND OUT FOR MYSELF
318
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:30,279
JUST WHAT MAKES
THE MODERN TURKEY SO GOOD.
319
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,908
AMEN. LET'S EAT.
320
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,316
NOW, IS EVERYTHING ON THE TABLE?
321
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,203
I STILL FEEL LIKE
I FORGOT SOMETHING.
322
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:43,292
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
323
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:47,130
OH, MY GOD.
I FORGOT YOUR MOTHER.
324
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,674
HELLO, MOTHER FORMAN.
325
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,926
NO. I DIDN'T FORGET YOU.
326
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,762
I DON'T KNOW. THE KIDS LEFT
A HALF HOUR AGO TO PICK YOU UP.
327
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,931
I CAN'T IMAGINE
WHAT'S KEEPING THEM.
328
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,183
PUT THAT BACK!
329
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:02,061
TOYOTA'S BLOCKING THE CAR,
I NEED THE KEYS!
330
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:03,354
WOULD YOU HOLD ON
ONE TEENY-TINY SECOND?
331
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:08,359
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MOVE!
332
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:11,446
ARE YOU SURE THEY'RE NOT THERE?
LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW.
333
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,656
DO YOU HAVE YOUR GLASSES ON?
334
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,120
WHERE'S YOUR GRANDMA?
335
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,538
SHE'S NOT COMING.
336
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,916
SHE SAID SHE'S GOING TO
COUSIN JOEL'S FOR THANKSGIVING.
337
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:26,502
AH. THAT'S NOT SO BAD.
338
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,049
ACTUALLY, SHE SAID
IT WAS A SHAME
339
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,216
SHE COULDN'T SPEND WHAT MIGHT BE
340
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,635
HER LAST THANKSGIVING
WITH HER FAMILY,
341
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:37,346
BUT SHE HOPES WE ALL
ENJOY OURSELVES.
342
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,098
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
343
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,725
THAT'S JUST FINE. HA HA HA.
344
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,854
I DON'T NEED TO KISS SOME OLD
LADY'S A-S-S ON MY HOLIDAY.
345
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:50,068
YOU HEARD WHAT I SPELLED.
346
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:53,696
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
347
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,281
FORGET IT.
348
00:17:55,449 --> 00:18:03,449
[RING]
349
00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:23,559
OHH...
350
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:32,401
WHOO.
351
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:34,028
SO...
352
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:38,574
YOU GIVE AN EMPLOYEE'S DISCOUNT
DOWN THERE AT YOUR STORE?
353
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,409
TWENTY PERCENT.
354
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:42,120
DOES THAT COVER, UH, ANYTHING,
355
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:47,416
LIKE, OH, SAY, UH, PORTABLE TVs?
356
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,630
OH, HECK, YEAH.
357
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,758
CONGRATULATIONS, BOB.
YOU JUST HIRED ME.
358
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,137
GOOD.
359
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:02,014
I'M GLAD TO HEAR IT, RED.
360
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:05,476
YOU KNOW YOU'LL HAVE TO CALL ME
MR. PINCIOTTI AT WORK.
361
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,566
OH, I GOT YOU GOOD THAT TIME.
362
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,654
DONNA, I AM SO GLAD YOU CAME.
363
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,823
I ONLY CAME BECAUSE
MY MOM MADE ME, OKAY?
364
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,409
HEY, DONNA, ALL RIGHT,
GOOD TO SEE YA.
365
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:22,618
GOT YOU SOME PIE.
366
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,704
I DON'T WANT ANY STUPID PIE.
367
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,832
WHAT? I DIDN'T KISS HER.
368
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:36,716
HEY, THERE, BOB.
YOU WANT A PIECE OF PIE?
369
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,137
OH, YEAH.
370
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:52,940
HEY, DONNA...
371
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:53,983
OH, DON'T GET ALL TOUGH WITH ME.
372
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,151
YEAH? YEAH!
373
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,986
OKAY.
374
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:00,198
NO, LOOK.
375
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,365
WE NEED TO TALK.
376
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,784
I'LL START. GET OUT!
377
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:05,369
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?
378
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:06,329
I ALREADY APOLOGIZED.
379
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,748
YOU JUST WANT TO FORGET ABOUT US
380
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,125
BECAUSE I KISSED SOME GIRL?
381
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,169
WHY'D YOU DO IT?
382
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:16,088
WELL, I HAVE IT ON PRETTY GOOD
AUTHORITY THAT I'M A DUMB ASS.
383
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,719
SO YOU LIKED IT?
384
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,555
YEAH. I LIKED IT.
385
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,807
"NO" WOULD HAVE BEEN
A BETTER ANSWER.
386
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,562
DONNA...
387
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,606
LOOK...
388
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,442
THAT KISS WAS GREAT.
389
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,986
AND IF I COULD TAKE IT BACK,
I WOULD,
390
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:42,490
BECAUSE IT'S NOT WORTH RUINING
WHAT YOU AND I HAVE.
391
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:46,244
ERIC, YOU ARE A DUMB ASS.
392
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:50,373
SO IS THAT LIKE,
"I FORGIVE YOU, DUMB ASS"...
393
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:54,794
OR, UM, "GET OUT
OF MY HOUSE, YOU DUMB ASS"?
394
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,546
WELL, MOSTLY THE FIRST ONE.
395
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,564
WOW.
396
00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:17,650
TONGUE.
397
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,069
OH, YEAH.
398
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,282
OKAY, WELL, LET'S GO TO DESSERT.
399
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:27,576
JUST, UH, ONE SECOND?
400
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:29,203
DONNA?
401
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,998
JUST... ONE MINUTE.
402
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:36,210
[IN THOUGHT] SILK SHEETS,
JOE NAMETH'S BUTT
403
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,337
STRAWBERRIES...
404
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:40,464
SLOW DANCING...
405
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:41,799
OH...
406
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:45,845
THE WASHING MACHINE
WITH AN UNBALANCED LOAD.
407
00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:51,142
WELL, I'M GOOD.
408
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,394
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER AND FOX BROADCASTING
409
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,042
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.
410
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,268
YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ANYBODY ELSE
411
00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:59,275
ABOUT LAST NIGHT, HAVE YOU?
412
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,610
I MEAN, IT'S KIND
OF EMBARRASSING...
413
00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:04,530
I MEAN, FOR ME, NOT YOU.
414
00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:08,909
OH, NO KATE,
THAT'S OUR LITTLE SECRET.
415
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:12,163
SO, KATE, YOU AND ERIC, HUH?
416
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,999
LIKE THE GRADUATE,
OLDER WOMAN, YOUNGER MAN...
417
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,168
YOU KNOW, IF BREAKING UP
COUPLES IS YOUR THING,
418
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,210
YOU CAN DO YOUR THING WITH ME,
419
00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:19,378
'CAUSE I'M...
420
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:21,255
Jackie: MICHAEL!
421
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,299
HELLO, KATE.
422
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,051
MAY I SEE YOUR GIANT TONGUE?
423
00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:29,482
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