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[PETER FRAMPTON'S
DO YOU FEEL LIKE WE DO? PLAYS]
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OOH, OOH! I JUST WANTTO HEAR
THE GUITAR SOLO ONE MORE TIME.
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NOT AGAIN. USE THE HEADPHONES.
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GOOD. NOW, WRAP THE
CORD AROUND YOUR NECK.
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HEY, WOULD YOU GUYS RESPECT ME
IF I WORKED IN THE TOWN DUMP?
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THE TOWN DUMP, NO.
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NOW, THE STATE DUMP...
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WHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A JOB?
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EVERYTHING COSTS MONEY:
GAS, CLOTHES...
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FUN.
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DATES. DATES COST MONEY.
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NO, KELSO, THAT IS PROSTITUTION.
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DATING IS PROSTITUTION, MAN,
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ONLY YOU DON'T ALWAYS
GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR.
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SAID THE MAN WHO'S
NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND.
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WHAT, YOU GUYS DON'T REMEMBER
ESTHER, THE BIKER CHICK?
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HEY, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HER?
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SHE'S DATING MY UNCLE.
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WELL, I'M GOING HOME FOR DINNER.
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OH, BY THE WAY, MOM AND DAD
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ARE GOING TO THE PLAYBOY CLUB
AT LAKE GENEVA THIS WEEKEND.
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DO YOU GUYS WANT SOUVENIRS?
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OOH, ASHTRAYS.
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A WOMAN.
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YOUR PARENTS ARE GONNA
BE OUT OF TOWN?
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REALLY?
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YEAH I MEAN, I'LL BE BABYSITTING
MY SISTER TINA ALL WEEKEND.
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JUST ME...
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ALONE...
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WATCHING TV.
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I MIGHT ORDER A PIZZA.
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I GOT AN IDEA!
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WE'LL HAVE A PARTY AT DONNA'S,
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A TOGA PARTY!
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MICHAEL? MICHAEL,
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MAYBE DONNA DOESN'T
WANT TO THROW A PARTY.
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MAYBE SHE WANTS TO BE ALONE.
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YEAH, JUST ME, ALONE.
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IF SOMEONE HAPPENS TO STOP BY,
THAT'D BE PRETTY COOL.
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SO WE'RE ON.
I'LL BRING THE BEER!
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DONNA, I NEVER BEEN TO AN
AMERICAN PARTY. MAY I COME?
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UM, UH, YEAH, I DON'T CARE.
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UH, SO, UH, ERIC, ARE YOU
GONNA BE THERE?
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YEAH, YEAH, SOUNDS FUN.
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COOL. CATCH YOU GUYS LATER.
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WHOO-HOO-HOO!
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PARTY AT DONNA'S!
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YOU ARE BOTH SO STUPID!
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OW! WHY?
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WELL, THIS IS A FIRST.
I ACTUALLY AGREE WITH JACKIE.
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WHAT, YOU'RE SAYING
THAT I'M STUPID?
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DONNA JUST PUT ON
THE FULL-CORE PRESS, MAN,
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AND YOU DROPPED THE BALL.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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ALL SHE SAID WAS THAT
SHE'D BE ALONE SATURDAY NIGHT
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WITH A PIZZA...
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OH, GOD, I'M SO STUPID.
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♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪
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♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪
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♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪
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♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪
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♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪
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♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪
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♪ WHOA, YEAH! ♪♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER
PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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HELLO, WISCONSIN!
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SO DAD, THE GUYS AND I
ARE THINKING ABOUT GETTING JOBS.
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NO, NO, NO. YOU HAVE A JOB.
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IT'S YOUR JOB TO GET GOOD
GRADES, GO TO COLLEGE, GRADUATE,
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AND LEAVE ME.
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KITTY, WHEN I WAS HIS AGE,
I WORKED IN A SLAUGHTER HOUSE.
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IT WAS A GOOD EXPERIENCE.
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I LEARNED HOW TO USE A HAMMER.
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UH, THE NEW FATSO BURGER
IS HIRING PEOPLE.
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JACKIE'S DAD OWNS IT.
I GUESS I COULD GET A JOB THERE.
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THERE IS PLENTY OF TIME
LATER TO GET A JOB,
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TO GRIND THE JOY
OUT OF YOUR LIFE.
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IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY.
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BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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WORK IS NOT ABOUT FUN,
IT'S ABOUT WORK.
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IT'S ABOUT SEEING HOW MUCH CRAP
YOU CAN TAKE FROM THE BOSS MAN,
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AND THEN, TAKING SOME MORE.
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AND REMEMBER... HEY, LOOK AT ME.
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ONLY QUITTERS QUIT.
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SO, CAN I WORK?
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WELL, WE'RE SURE AS HELL
GONNA FIND OUT NOW, AREN'T WE?
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SO, BIG PARTY SATURDAY NIGHT.
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WHOOPEE!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE FORMAN
MISSED ALL OF THOSE SIGNALS.
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WHAT SIGNALS?
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[FEMININE VOICE]
"OH, NO, POOR ME,
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"ALL ALONE IN MY BIG HOUSE.
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"JUST ME AND MY NIGHTIE.
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IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME SCRAWNY
LITTLE NEIGHBOR BOY HERE."
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HE'S NOT SCRAWNY.
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YOU KNOW, WHY AM I
EVEN TALKING TO YOU?
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I'M ALL YOU GOT.
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OH, MY GOD! SO EVERYBODY KNOWS.
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I'M AFRAID SO.
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I JUST WANT TO SPEND
SOME TIME WITH HIM ALONE,
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AND NOW I CAN'T.
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HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?
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FRUSTRATED.
IT'S AS FRUSTRATING AS HELL.
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I MEAN, I REALLY
PUT MYSELF OUT THERE.
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I SEE, AND DO YOU HAVE
TROUBLE SLEEPING AT NIGHT?
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SOMETIMES, YEAH, I DO.
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DO YOU THINK YOU'D SLEEP BETTER
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IF YOU HAD A SCRAWNY LITTLE
NEIGHBOR BOY UP NEXT TO YOU?
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OK, LET'S HEAR IT.
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HELLO, MY NAME IS ERIC FORMAN...
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NOT WITH
A LOOSE HAND, FIRM, YOU KNOW,
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NOT LIKE A FISH. AGAIN.
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HELLO, MY NAME IS ERIC...
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NO, STEP INTO IT, HUH?
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STAND UP STRAIGHT.
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STRAIGHT UP AND HOLD THE FISH.
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DON'T BE A SMART MOUTH.
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RIGHT, NO... NO SMART MOUTH.
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HELLO, MY NAME IS ERIC FORMAN.
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AND?
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OH, OH, OH, UM,
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TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR JUNIOR
ACHIEVEMENT EXPERIENCE.
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OH, THEY COULD GIVE
A RAT'S ASS ABOUT THAT.
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OK, UM, SHOW THEM YOUR HONORABLE
MENTION FROM THE SCIENCE FAIR.
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AGAIN...
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RIGHT, RAT'S ASS.
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DON'T SLOUCH!
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WOULDN'T THAT FALL UNDER THE
"STAND UP STRAIGHT" CATEGORY?
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YOU SEE, THAT'S A SMART MOUTH.
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YOU'RE FIRED, MR. SMART MOUTH!
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SEE, THAT'S HOW THAT WORKS.
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Man: FIRST OF ALL,
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PEOPLE WHO WORK
AT FATSO BURGER ARE SPECIAL.
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NOW, I KNOW YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME
AND WONDERING,
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"HOW DO I GET WHERE RICKY IS?"
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WELL, IF YOU WORK HARD,
PAY ATTENTION,
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AND USE THE PROPER
FINGER RELEASE TECHNIQUE
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ON THE SNAP CUP DISPENSER,
YOU COULD BE ME.
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NOW, LET'S GET STARTED.
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WHY DO YOU WANT A CAREER
AT FATSO BURGER?
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I JUST THINK IT WILL
BE A WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE.
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MY GIRLFRIEND'S DAD OWNS IT.
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I LOVE THE UNIFORMS.
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TO UNIONIZE THE WORKERS, MAN.
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TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER
YOUR BEST QUALITY?
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WELL, I'M A REAL PEOPLE PERSON.
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I DON'T ANSWER STUPID QUESTIONS.
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I SPEAK DUTCH.
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MY EYES. OH...
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AND, I GUESS MY BUTT, TOO.
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NAME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF
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THAT YOU CONSIDER
TO BE A WEAKNESS.
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I ALLOW PEOPLE
TO BOSS ME AROUND.
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I LOVE CHOCOLATE.
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I'M BRUTALLY HONEST... PINHEAD.
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UM...
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WHERE DO YOU SEE
YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS?
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FATSO BURGER.
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COVERED IN GOLD CHAINS.
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A ROCK STAR...
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UH, NO, MOVIE STAR.
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NO...
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YEAH, ROCK STAR.
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PRISON.
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WELL, I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL
VERY MUCH FOR COMING IN.
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ERIC, WELCOME TO THE
FATSO BURGER FAMILY.
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♪ OH, YEAH ♪
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OH, DADDY, I'M SO SAD.
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WHY, KITTEN?
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BECAUSE FATSO BURGER HIRED
ERIC INSTEAD OF MICHAEL.
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I KNOW, KITTEN.
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WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT, DADDY?
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LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY
ABOUT DOOFUS AND DILIGENT.
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DOOFUS IS FRIENDLY, BUT HE
DOESN'T FOLLOW DIRECTIONS WELL.
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NOW, DILIGENT ALWAYS
DOES HIS JOB BY THE BOOK.
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THIS IS HOW THE BOOK
SAYS TO DO IT:
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"WIPE LEFT TO RIGHT."
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UH-OH! LOOKS LIKE
A BIG ORDER JUST CAME IN.
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"LET ME HELP, GUYS,"
SAYS DILIGENT.
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"BUT WAIT A SEC.
WHERE'S DOOFUS?"
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?
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LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS HERE.
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"UH-OH, I WAS IN SUCH
A HURRY TO GET BACK TO WORK,
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I ALMOST FORGOT."
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THAT-A-BOY, DILIGENT.
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"HEY, THERE, DOOFUS,
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WASH YOUR
HANDS AFTER USING THE FACILITY."
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"HA! NO WAY, DILIGENT.
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THAT'S FOR SQUARES."
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SO MICHAEL'S A DOOFUS?
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AND HOW.
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WE EXPECT YOU TO BE RESPONSIBLE
WHEN WE'RE OUT OF TOWN.
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NO PARTIES.
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AND I WANT YOU TO BE
NICE TO YOUR SISTER.
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DON'T MAKE TINA EAT DIRT.
I MEAN IT.
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AND NO BOYS.
THEY ONLY WANT ONE THING.
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IT'S A DIRTY, DIRTY
THING THEY WANT.
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ENOUGH SAID.
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HEY, LOOKING SHARP, ERIC.
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YOU GONNA BE AROUND
THIS WEEKEND?
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Y GOOD. R.
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MAKE SURE NO GUYS ARE
HANGING AROUND DONNA, CAPISCE?
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SO I GOT A JOB.
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YEAH?
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YEAH. IT SEEMS I'M REALLY
FATSO BURGER MATERIAL,
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AND I REALLY WISH
I HADN'T JUST SAID THAT.
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NO, IT SOUNDED COOL.
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UM... AHEM...
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SO, UH, ARE YOU STILL COMING
TO THE PARTY ON SATURDAY?
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UH, WELL, I WORK LATE ON
SATURDAY NIGHT, BUT, UH...
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I MEAN, IF I GET OFF EARLY,
I'D LIKE, UH, SWING BY.
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SOUNDS GOOD.
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YEAH. BUT, I MEAN,
IT MIGHT BE REALLY LATE.
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SO EVERYONE ELSE MIGHT BE GONE.
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WELL, UM, YOU KNOW,
IF I'M STILL UP,
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I COULD LEAVE THE LIGHT ON,
IF YOU WANT ME TO?
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OH, YEAH... NO, I MEAN, YEAH,
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THAT... THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
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'CAUSE THAT WAY,
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WITH THE LIGHT ON,
I COULDN'T... FALL.
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YEAH.
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OK.
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YEAH.
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OK.
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SOUNDS GOOD.
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OK.
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YEAH.
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HEY, DONNA?
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UM, THAT LIGHT?
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YEAH.
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COOL.
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OK.
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BYE, MOM.
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OH, HEY, ERIC, I'M GOING TO
THE RESERVOIR. YOU WANNA GO?
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NOPE. I GOTTA WORK.
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00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,459
HEY, ERIC, I MEETING EVERYONE
AT THE HUB. YOU WANNA GO?
237
00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:53,586
NOPE. I GOTTA WORK.
238
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,508
HEY, ERIC, I'M GOING TO
SEE A MOVIE. YOU WANNA GO?
239
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,551
NOPE. I GOTTA WORK.
240
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,345
HEY, ERIC,
I JUST GOT THIS NEW BIKINI,
241
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:03,593
BUT I THINK IT'S TOO SMALL.
242
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,723
COME MODEL IT FOR YOU?
243
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,808
NOPE. I GOTTA WOOO...
244
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,935
[WHIMPERS]
245
00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:13,940
HEY, HOW'S THAT
MOPPING COMING ALONG?
246
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:18,445
WELL, I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE PART
OF THE FATSO BURGER FAMILY...
247
00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:20,405
YOU DUMB ASS.
248
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:39,174
HEAR, HEAR,
MY MINIMUM-WAGED FRIEND,
249
00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:41,384
I DEMAND SERVICE.
250
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:45,221
WELCOME TO FATSO BURGER.
HOW MAY I SERVE YOU?
251
00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:48,391
THAT IS SO SAD, BURGER BOY.
252
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,060
YOU KNOW, JACKIE,
I'VE BEEN WRACKING MY BRAIN
253
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:53,396
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
WHY THIS GUY DIDN'T HIRE ME.
254
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,440
MICHAEL, I AM SO
TIRED OF HEARING THAT.
255
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,691
YOU STILL HAVE ME.
256
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:57,984
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK IT IS?
257
00:12:58,152 --> 00:12:59,152
WHAT?
258
00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:02,030
I'M GREAT-LOOKING,
AND HE'S JEALOUS.
259
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:05,158
I'M TELLING YOU, JACKIE,
THIS BODY IS A CURSE!
260
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,330
WELL, BESIDES,
IF YOU WORKED HERE,
261
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:14,626
YOU COULDN'T SEE ME
WHENEVER I WANTED YOU TO...
262
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,920
LOVER.
263
00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:19,672
OH, YEAH!
264
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,675
PLEASE STOP TOUCHING
EACH OTHER...
265
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:25,386
IT GIVES ME NEEDS.
266
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,977
ARE YOU READY TO ROCK 'N ROLL?
267
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:45,406
TOGA! TOGA! TOGA...
268
00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:50,370
HEY, MAN, NICE DRESS.
269
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:53,039
YOU BROUGHT THREE BEERS,
MEAT HEAD?
270
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:56,709
WE'LL... WE'LL SHARE.
271
00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:59,462
HERE'S TO OUR WASTED YOUTH, HUH?
272
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:02,799
PARTY.
273
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:08,805
HEY, FEZ.
274
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:09,973
GOOD EVENING, DONNA.
275
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:13,226
WHICH OF THESE LADIES ARE EASY?
276
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:17,021
DONNA, SOME OF YOUR CREEPY
FRIENDS ARE USING DAD'S STEREO.
277
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:19,607
YOU GUYS, NO ONE'S
ALLOWED IN THE HOUSE.
278
00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:21,734
HELLO, PRETTY LADY.
279
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:23,361
HI. HA HA.
280
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,823
SHE'S NOT A PRETTY LADY,
SHE'S MY SISTER, AND SHE'S 14.
281
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,241
YOU KNOW, IN MY COUNTRY...
282
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,535
IT'S ILLEGAL HERE.
283
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:35,790
OH, I SEE.
284
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,293
MICHAEL,
285
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:40,461
YOU AND I NEED TO TALK...
286
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:43,214
INSIDE.
287
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,216
OK.
288
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,303
I'M MISERABLE. THIS PARTY SUCKS.
289
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:50,346
YOU KNOW WHAT WILL
MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?
290
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,765
A SCRAWNY LITTLE NEIGHBOR BOY.
291
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,293
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OFF,
GO SEE HIM,
292
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,393
I'LL WATCH THE KIDS, HUH?
293
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:58,396
YEAH? THANKS, HYDE.
294
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:01,149
[BELCHES] YOU'RE WELCOME.
295
00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:14,203
WELCOME TO FATSO BURGER.
HOW MAY I SERVE YOU?
296
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:15,580
HONEY, IT'S ME.
297
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,624
I KNOW. I HAVE TO SAY THAT.
298
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:20,126
OH! OH, OK.
299
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:21,628
WELL, I WAS ON A BREAK
FROM THE HOSPITAL,
300
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:24,005
SO I THOUGHT I'D BRING
YOU SOME NICE HOT SOUP.
301
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,548
OH...
302
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:26,966
OYSTER CRACKERS.
303
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:30,762
OH, THANK GOD, SOMETHING TO EAT.
304
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,014
SO HOW'S IT GOING?
305
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:34,641
IT'S GREAT.
306
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:35,892
SO HOW'S IT GOING?
307
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:36,726
IT'S TERRIBLE.
308
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,311
MM-HMM.
309
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,813
I'M EXHAUSTED, I'M BEHIND ON
ALL MY HOMEWORK,
310
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,301
AND I THINK THIS
POLYESTER UNIFORM
311
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,651
IS GIVING ME A BODY RASH.
312
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,654
OH, OH, UM, I SWEPT
THE DRIVEWAY FOR YOU.
313
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:50,073
OH! OH, MOM, I'M SORRY.
I FORGOT.
314
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,824
THAT'S OK. YOU KNOW WHAT?
HERE, I'LL DO THIS.
315
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:54,494
YOU SIT DOWN,
316
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:59,082
AND YOU EAT YOUR SOUP.
317
00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:01,334
YOU KNOW, UM,
318
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,961
ERIC, IF YOU WANT TO QUIT,
319
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:06,756
YOUR FATHER AND I
WILL COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND.
320
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,257
DID DAD TELL YOU THAT?
321
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:10,009
WELL, YOU LEAVE
YOUR FATHER TO ME.
322
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:12,053
YOU JUST WORRY ABOUT YOU.
323
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,764
HEY, FORMAN,
WHO SAID YOU WERE ON BREAK?
324
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:15,723
I DID.
325
00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:17,141
AND WHO ARE YOU?
326
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,434
I'M HIS MOTHER.
327
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:20,353
GOOD ENOUGH THEN.
328
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:27,402
MICHAEL, SIT. WE NEED TO TALK.
329
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:29,278
WHOA. HA HA.
330
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,864
AHOY, JACKIE.
WELCOME ABOARD THE U.S.S. KELSO.
331
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,574
HA HA HA.
332
00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:35,660
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES
I'M BEGINNING TO THINK
333
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:39,038
YOU'RE A REAL SCREWUP.
334
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,791
YOU SEE, ONE DAY,
I WANT A HOUSE AND KIDS
335
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:43,710
AND MAYBE A CHANDELIER.
336
00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:46,004
AND IF YOU CAN'T GIVE ME
THOSE THINGS, MICHAEL,
337
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,131
THEN THIS IS ALL
A BIG WASTE OF TIME.
338
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,969
YOU JUST GOTTA TRY HARDER.
339
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,850
WAIT. MICHAEL,
SOMETHING FEELS WET.
340
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,145
Michael, thinking:
"DEAR PENTHOUSE..."
341
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:05,273
NO, NO! YOU POPPED THE WATERBED!
342
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:11,195
IT MUST HAVE BEEN MY ROACH CLIP.
343
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:16,409
WELL, JACKIE, MAYBE
THEY WON'T NOTICE.
344
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:20,288
I AM IN LOVE WITH A DOOFUS.
345
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,002
HEY.
346
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,170
DONNA?
347
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:30,715
OH, UH, WELCOME TO FATSO BURGER.
HOW... AH, SCREW IT.
348
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:32,550
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
349
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,303
OH, I WAS BORED. AHEM.
350
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:39,098
REALLY? YOU LEFT YOUR OWN PARTY
TO COME SEE ME?
351
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:42,727
IT'S NOT MUCH OF A PARTY
WITHOUT YOU THERE.
352
00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:45,938
YOU'RE SO QUEER.
353
00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:48,858
SHUT UP!
354
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,026
UM...
355
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:52,028
ERIC, THE WHOLE REASON I TOLD
YOU MY PARENTS WERE GOING AWAY
356
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:55,198
IS SO WE COULD HANG...
357
00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,783
TOGETHER,
358
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,743
YOU KNOW, ALONE.
359
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,495
YEAH.
360
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,791
I KNOW, IT'S JUST, UH...
361
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:12,173
SO, UM...
362
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:17,845
LOOK, DONNA, I'M SORRY.
363
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,213
OK, I WOULD LOVE TO COME OVER,
364
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,808
BUT THIS IS MY JOB.
365
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:26,062
AND, UH,
WORK ISN'T FUN, YOU KNOW?
366
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:29,148
IT'S WORK.
367
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:33,152
AND ONLY QUITTERS QUIT.
368
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,322
WELL, AS LONG AS YOU
KNOW WHAT'S IMPORTANT.
369
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:39,909
I'LL, UM, SEE YOU AROUND.
370
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,841
OW!
371
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:03,099
WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW,
KELSO, WE'RE OUT OF BEER.
372
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,518
YOU KNOW WHAT?
FORMAN'S OLD MAN'S GOT A FRIDGE
373
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,645
IN THE GARAGE,
AND I KNOW HE'S GOT BEER IN IT.
374
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,942
[CRASH]
375
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,741
AAH! AAH!
376
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,786
IT WAS HIS IDEA!
377
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:30,626
REMIND ME TO KICK YOUR ASS.
378
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:32,753
UH, HEY, RED.
379
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:34,589
UM, UH,
380
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,257
IS FORMAN AROUND?
381
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:41,179
WELL, HE SURE AS HELL
IS NOT INSIDE THAT FRIDGE.
382
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:52,315
MR. PINCIOTTI, YOU'RE HOME.
383
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:53,858
GOOD.
384
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,027
UH, CAME BACK EARLY.
385
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,945
AH, MISS THE KIDS TOO MUCH.
386
00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,947
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
387
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:02,867
OH, UH, I WAS JUST
COMING HOME FROM WORK,
388
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,787
AND I NOTICED THAT SOMEONE
LEFT YOUR PORCH LIGHT ON.
389
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:08,915
YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE
THAT FROM YOUR HOUSE.
390
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:10,625
GOOD EYE.
391
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:11,876
THANK YOU.
392
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,170
YOU KNOW, ERIC, THAT'S
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU.
393
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:15,578
I ASK YOU TO LOOK OUT FOR DONNA,
394
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,381
AND HERE YOU ARE
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
395
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:22,887
HANGING AROUND THE BACK DOOR
DOING YOUR JOB.
396
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,180
YOU'RE A GOOD GUY, ERIC.
397
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:27,225
I DON'T CARE WHAT
THEY SAY ABOUT YOU.
398
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:28,392
HA! GOTCHA!
399
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,478
HA HA HA HA HA!
AH, GOOD NIGHT NOW.
400
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:31,562
OK, WELL, I WAS JUST GONNA...
401
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:32,313
YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
402
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,856
OK.
403
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,446
GOOD NIGHT, THEN.
404
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,406
Donna: GOOD NIGHT, ERIC.
405
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,126
DAD.
406
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:55,044
ERIC.
407
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,255
DAD, I'M QUITTING MY JOB.
408
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:58,839
YOU'RE QUITTING?
409
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:01,384
YEAH, I'M QUITTING.
410
00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:03,678
I'M IRRESPONSIBLE,
I'M A QUITTER,
411
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:06,305
AND I COULDN'T KILL
A COW WITH A HAMMER.
412
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:07,556
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?
413
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,444
WELL, EVERYBODY QUITS
THEIR FIRST JOB, ERIC.
414
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:12,770
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
415
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,647
WHAT?
416
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,483
THAT'S IT?
417
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:20,236
I GOTTA SAY, DAD,
I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED HERE.
418
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,656
I MEAN, IT WASN'T
A MAN'S JOB ANYWAY.
419
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:24,532
RED.
420
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,575
WELL, COME ON, KITTY,
IT WAS A HAIR NET,
421
00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:31,872
NAMETAG, NOTHING KIND OF A JOB.
422
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,250
NOW, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
423
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:35,751
IT'S JUST AS WELL.
424
00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:37,837
IT WAS CUTTING INTO
YOUR CHORES ANYWAY.
425
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:41,090
YOU DID A HALF-ASSED JOB
SWEEPING THE DRIVEWAY.
426
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,636
I THOUGHT HE DID
A WONDERFUL JOB.
427
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:48,139
DIDN'T LOOK WONDERFUL TO ME.
428
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,183
OK, THEN...
429
00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:54,395
SWEEP IT YOURSELF.
430
00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:58,816
HEY, HEY, HEY, FORMAN,
431
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:03,863
WHERE'S THAT BIG FATSO SMILE?
432
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,871
RICKY, HOW'D YOU START
WORKING AT FATSO BURGER?
433
00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:08,409
OH, GREAT STORY. I WAS
GONNA GO TO COLLEGE,
434
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:09,827
BUT THEN THEY MADE ME
ASSISTANT MANAGER,
435
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,204
JUST THREW THE MONEY AT ME,
SO I NEVER GOT TO GO.
436
00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:13,789
BUT NOW I'M MY OWN BOSS.
437
00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:16,917
WELL, THAT'S NOT TRUE,
I ANSWER TO A LOT OF PEOPLE.
438
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,255
OK, I QUIT NOW.
439
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:22,298
OH, YEAH, I CERTAINLY WOULD.
440
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,300
YEAH.
441
00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:25,926
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