Original subtitles

Wh at is the mea n i ng Df th is check? DD yD u wa nt me tD cheat?

N D . l ' m j ust the m idd lem a n .

Are yD u p layi ng a j Dke D n me , D r tryi ng tD ca use trD u b le?

DD yD u th i n k yD u ca n rep lace me if l fa i l?

LDDk at th is !

I ' m the D n ly GD lde n Leg !

- M ake s u re yD u remem be r th at. - l t's n Dt th at.

I j ust wa nt a kickback. P lease d D n 't te l l a nybDdy.

YD u ' re tras h !

I ' m sD rry. Catch yD u late r.

GD lde n Leg ! GD lde n Leg !

YD u 've bee n n u m be r D ne eve r s i n ce P u ng g Dt h is g D lde n leg b rDke n .

P i rst as a p laye r, the n as a cDach .

I ' m bette r th a n P u ng eve r was .

Team Evi l h as wD n the S u pe rcu p the last five yea rs .

- Wh at's yD u r secret? - Secret?

They j ust h ave the best cDach .

SD yD u ' re cD nfide nt th at yD u r team wi l l wi n ag a i n ?

Are yD u new? DD n 't ask stu p id q uestiD ns .

GDDd m D rn i ng .

GDDd m D rn i ng .

GD lde n Leg .

H u ng ! GDDd m D rn i ng .

H u ng , yD u r s h De's d i rty. Let me clea n it fD r yD u .

I t's Dkay. l ' l l d D it.

H u ng , l ' l l get the ca r.

H u ng , yD u sa id if l wD rked h a rd l cD u ld cDach my Dwn team .

I ' m ready !

I th i n k l ca n tra i n a team tD be as g DDd as Team Evi l .

DD yD u rea l ly th i n k l 'd let yD u cDach ?

B ut yD u sa id-

Get rea l .

YD u ' re a j Dke .

Take a lDDk at yD u rse lf.

Th is tattDD is a l l th at's left Df yD u r fame .

H u ng ...

l 've se rved yD u fD r 20 yea rs . H Dw ca n yD u say th at?

Let's be h D nest. Th i ngs h ave ch a nged .

YD u used tD be a g reat p laye r, b ut n Dw yD u ' re n Dth i ng .

I 've h ad e n D ug h .

I 've kept yD u a rD u nd fD r 20 yea rs ...

b ut it's ti me fD r yD u tD take ca re Df yD u rse lf.

H u ng !

YD u 've g Dt a lDt Df ne rve .

If yD u h ad n 't tricked me with a bad check 20 yea rs ag D ...

yD u 'd be wD rki ng fD r me rig ht n Dw.

I t was yD u r idea tD th rDw the g ame .

Are yD u th rDwi ng a ta ntru m ?

Say it a b it lD ude r. D id yD u g uys hea r th at?

M ake s u re the repD rte rs ca n hea r it.

Say wh at yD u wa nt. Take a lDDk at yD u rse lf.

DD yD u th i n k a nyD ne wD u ld be l ieve a cri pp led h as-bee n l i ke yD u ?

- YD u- - DD n 't be a ng ry.

If yD u wa nt tD b lame a nyD ne , b lame yD u rse lf.

B lame yD u r Dwn g reed i ness .

Get lDst.

O ne m D re th i ng ...

l h i red th at m Db tD b reak yD u r leg .

Yu pp ies .

They' re n Dt ve ry ski l led at p layi ng sDcce r.

Wh at was th at?

I sa id ...

they' re n Dt ve ry ski l led at p layi ng sDcce r.

YD u th i n k yD u ca n d D bette r?

The re m ust be a fus iD n Df m i nd a nd fDDt.

Wh at ki nd Df fus iD n ?

My late id D l , M aste r B ru ce Lee ...

i nve nted the u lti m ate kick.

If yD u wa nt tD lea rn abD ut it, l ' l l g ive yD u ku ng fu lessD ns .

Ku ng fu lessD ns? YD u lDDk l i ke a j a n itD r.

My j Db as j a n itD r is D n ly tem pD ra ry.

I ' m a pDstg rad u ate stude nt.

PDstg rad u ate stude nt?

I ' m tryi ng tD deve lDp a n effective meth Dd ...

Df p rDm Dti ng S h aD l i n ku ng fu .

He re's my ca rd .

Authe ntic S h aD l i n sch DD l . M ig hty Stee l Leg .

LDDk ! l kn Dw wh at l ' m ta l ki ng abD ut.

I d D n 't need ku ng fu .

I ' m m D re Df a n i nte l lectu a l .

I t d Des n 't m atte r.

LDDk at th is wDm a n .

Yea h , s he's sexy. SD wh at?

N D .

Watch th is !

If s he knew S h aD l i n ku ng fu ...

she wou!dn Įt ha ve !!en. Get me ?

S h aD l i n ku ng fu ca n wD rk fD r eve ryD ne !

Excuse me ! DD yD u wa nt tD lea rn ku ng fu ?

Are yD u crazy?

LDDk Dve r the re .

If s he h ad stud ied S h aD l i n l rD n H a nd pa rki ng wD u ld be m u ch eas ie r.

Ku ng fu is wD nde rfu l .

- Excuse me , d D yD u wa nt tD lea rn- - He re . Get lDst.

Hey, yD u s h D u ld s h a re th at with me .

Let's n Dt fig ht. See th at g uy?

Wh at a re yD u d D i ng ? YD u ' re way tDD s lDw.

Th at's it ! YD u ' re fi red !

- I ' m sD rry. - Get lDst !

If he knew S h aD l i n P lyi ng SwD rd ...

he Įd st!!! ha ve ajob!

YD u th i n k S h aD l i n is the a nswe r tD eve ryth i ng .

The re is n Dth i ng m D re pDwe rfu l . Al l ku ng fu de rives frDm it.

PeDp le h ave the wrD ng idea abD ut ku ng fu .

I t is n 't rea l ly abD ut fig hti ng .

Ku ng fu is a cDm p lete way Df l ife .

I ' m lDDki ng fD r a g DDd way tD s h Dw peDp le ...

h Dw it ca n m ake the i r l ives bette r.

- E n D ug h a l ready ! - B ut-

l h ave i m pD rta nt th i ngs tD d D . l 've hea rd e n D ug h .

P lease se ize th is DppD rtu n ity ! C ri pp les ca n sti l l lea rn ku ng fu .

Wh D a re yD u ca l l i ng a cri pp le !

Th is leg h as kicked h u nd reds Df g Da ls .

I ' m sD rry !

DD yD u kn Dw wh D yD u ' re ta l ki ng tD?

I ' m the fam D us GD lde n Leg .

YD u ' re ...

j ust a b u m !

- YD u th i n k l ' m i m p ressed ? - Get these ca ns D ut Df he re .

- Okay. - Rig ht away.

C heap trick.

Get lDst.

Excuse me ! Ca n yD u he l p me m Dve th is?

N D p rDb lem !

YD u r leg 's am azi ng !

Twe nty ce nts !

O n ly twe nty ce nts? H Dw abD ut a n adva n ce?

N D way ! Get lDst.

SWE ET B U N S

M u i , te n steamed b u ns p lease !

Us!ng Ta! Ch! kung fu to make steamed buns !s a bT!!!!ant !dea

They !ook so sweet and tasty

YouT masteTy !s aston!sh!ng

lt shows !n youT e veTy mo vement

Wh at a re yD u d D i ng ?

S i ng i ng is the best way fD r me tD exp ress my g reatest esteem .

WDw, wh at a bea uty !

I ' m n Dt bea utifu l . DD n 't la ug h at me !

I bet the steamed b u ns a re wD nde rfu l .

De l iciD us !

Was th at S h ifti ng BDd ies a nd Tra nspDs i ng S h ad Dws?

N D , it's S h Dve A Th D usa nd Cattle with PD u r Ta i ls .

Rig ht !

Th at's why the b u ns a re sD te nde r, yet fi rm .

S ixty ce nts each . TwD fD r a d D l la r.

Th at m u ch ?

They' re wD rth eve ry pe n ny.

Th is is a l l l h ave .

- Ca n l pay tDm D rrDw? - N D !

S pDke n with the g race a nd ecD n Dmy Df a true ku ng fu m aste r.

I ' m a S h aD l i n m aste r tDD .

- Ca n l pay tDm D rrDw? - N D !

Okay !

He re a re sDme fi ne s neake rs .

I ' l l g ive them tD yD u , if yD u let me h ave D ne m D re b u n .

- I ' l l ca l l the cDps . - P i ne .

CDme D n , g ive me a b reak.

YD u ' re sD bea utifu l .

S h ut u p !

P lease stDp s i ng i ng .

J ust pay a nd get D ut Df he re .

If yD u wa nt tD s i ng , d D it D n the m D u nta i n .

O n ly crazy peDp le s i ng he re .

I d isag ree with the yD u ng lady.

J ust beca use yD u s i ng D ut lD ud he re d Des n 't m ake yD u a l u n atic.

My n ame is Dyn am ite .

My d ream is tD becDme a g reat cDm pDse r D ne d ay.

Th is ge ntlem a n 's sD ng is ve ry creative a nd s i n ce re .

- Th a n k yD u ! - YD u ' re we lcDme !

I a lsD lDve tD s i ng .

Whe n l ' m i nsp i red l fee l sD pass iD n ate ...

l cD u ld exp lDde .

My dTeam !s to become a gTeat choTeogTapheT.

Let's g D !

H ave yD u lDst yD u r m i nd ?

Sta nd stra ig ht ! P ut yD u r h a nds d Dwn ! Get tD wD rk !

Lu n atics !

Wh at's g D i ng D n he re?

I neve r s h D u ld h ave g D ne fD r a facia l ...

a nd left the p lace i n yD u r h a nds !

Wh at d D yD u wa nt?

Re lax. We we re j ust h avi ng fu n .

I ' m he re fD r the b u ns .

Wh at abD ut my b u ns?

Okay ! Okay ! J ust a m i n ute ! D id th at b u m pay?

He d id .

These a re d isg usti ng . Get rid Df them !

P i rst B rDthe r!

P i rst B rDthe r!

Okay, Dkay. Keep wD rki ng ! C lea n eve ryth i ng !

Are yD u s ick, P i rst B rDthe r?

I 've g Dt a b it Df a h a ng Dve r. Wh at d D yD u wa nt?

- I 've h ad a reve latiD n . - A reve latiD n ?

H Dw tD p rDm Dte ku ng fu i n a b ra nd new way.

N Dt ag a i n .

S i ng i ng !

YD u kn Dw we' re g reat s i nge rs . YD u ca n 't de ny it.

- Leave me a lD ne . - We Dwe it tD D u r teache r.

He's dead .

- I t's wD rth a try. - PD rget it.

I tD ld yD u tD be d Dwn-tD-ea rth .

The re's a n Dpe n i ng he re . YD u ca n clea n tD i lets .

DD n 't waste yD u r l ife ch as i ng d reams .

With D ut d reams , we' re n D d iffe re nt th a n a n ch Dvies .

YD u a re a n a n ch Dvy, yD u s h De less sm a l l fry.

- Why ch ase yD u r d ream ? - Why n Dt.

The fi re i n my hea rt ca n 't be eas i ly exti ng u is hed .

Why n Dt? J ust b lDw it D ut.

- B ut l ca n l ig ht it u p ag a i n . - E n D ug h a l ready !

We bDth h ave D u r Dwn l ives .

P lease d D n 't bDthe r me . l h ave tD wD rk tD s u ppD rt my fam i ly.

YD u ' re j ust g D i ng tD fD rget abD ut yD u r l rD n Head afte r a l l th at wD rk?

Neve r!

I sti l l p ractice my l rD n Head ...

eve ry s i ng le d ay !

Pe i !

BDss .

YD u id iDt !

YD u fD rg Dt tD bDDk a ba nd fD r tD n ig ht.

- DD n 't wD rry, l h ave a n idea . - Te l l me .

Let's cDm b i ne S h aD l i n ku ng fu with s i ng i ng a nd d a n ci ng .

- Wh at ki nd Df S h aD l i n ku ng fu ? - Obse rve .

I s he g DDd e n D ug h tD pe rfD rm D n stage?

- He's g DDd e n D ug h . - H Dw abD ut yD u ?

Me?

S h it.

H Dw abD ut yD u r l rD n Head ?

If yD u d D n 't pe rfD rm we l l , l ' l l ki l l yD u tDm D rrDw.

- S u re . - P i rst B ig B rDthe r, th a n k yD u .

- Shao!!n kung fu !s gTeat - Rea!!y gTeat

- S h aD l i n ku ng fu is wD nde rfu l - WD nde rfu l

- lĮm lTon Head - lTon Head

- He Įs M!ghty Stee! Leg - M!ghty Stee! Leg

Be se riD us !

- Shao!!n kung fu !s gTeat - Rea!!y gTeat

- Shao!!n kung fu !s gTeat - Rea!!y gTeat

- Shao!!n kung fu !s wonderfu! - Wonderfu!

- LĮm M!ghty Stee! Leg - M!ghty Stee! Leg

He Įs lTon Head

l ' m ch Dki ng .

I t sD u nds l i ke yD u ' re stra ng l i ng a cat.

Th is sD ng s u cks .

YD u sD u nded l i ke a dyi ng a n i m a l .

Wh D wrDte th at g a rbage?

- Yea h , wh D? - Wh D?

C reative wD rk is h ig h ly s u bjective , sD l ' l l accept yD u r criticism .

B ut it's D n ly the beg i n n i ng Df the s h Dw.

Wa it u nti l we s h Dw yD u why we' re ca l led M ig hty Stee l Leg a nd l rD n Head .

I rD n Head ?

I tD ld yD u the lyrics we re tDD i nte l lectu a l .

- I ' m n Dt l rD n Head . He's- - l rD n Head ?

- M ig hty Stee l Leg ! - He's M ig hty Stee l Leg !

Th at's yD u r M ig hty Stee l Leg ?

- I ' l l ki l l yD u . - M ig hty Stee l Leg .

I ' m the rea l M ig hty Stee l Leg .

- I rD n Head . - DD n 't yD u u nde rsta nd ?

- He's the rea l- - l rD n Head .

YD u ' re sD stu bbD rn .

DD yD u wa nt tD fig ht with a custDme r?

Th a n k yD u sD m u ch . H appy h D u r we nt by fast.

I t's ti me fD r us tD say g DDd n ig ht rig ht n Dw.

Let's l iste n tD sDme m us ic.

YD u crazy g uy.

- Let's see h Dw m u ch yD u ca n take . - Th a n k yD u .

YD u ' re a b u m .

CDme D n . N Dth i ng tD see .

YD u wa nt sDme m D re? S u re yD u wa nt tD fig ht us a l l?

I p rDm ised my m aste r l 'd neve r fig ht.

I tD ld yD u he'd wi m p D ut !

B ut l expect a n apD lDgy !

An apD lDgy? YD u s h D u ld apD lDg ize tD us !

YD u sa id yD u wD u ld n 't use ku ng fu tD fig ht.

I ' m n Dt he re tD fig ht. l ' m he re tD p lay sDcce r.

SD m u ch fD r yD u r ku ng fu-

DD n 't be s u ch a baby. Wh at?

I g ive u p . l apD lDg ize !

DD yD u h ave a ny ch a nge?

Yes .

Th i rty ce nts .

- Are yD u stea l i ng my m D ney? - Yes .

- Was th at P rayi ng M a ntis Style? - Yes .

YD u s h D u ld lea rn S h aD l i n i nstead .

Ca n l see yD u r leg ?

I d D n 't ca re . DD wh at yD u wa nt.

I t's the rea l dea l .

I t lDDks l i ke a n D rd i n a ry leg .

I t's S h aD l i n M ig hty Stee l Leg . l t's pate nted .

YD u cD u ld use yD u r ku ng fu tD p lay sDcce r.

YD u th i n k sD?

Yes , why n Dt.

Of cD u rse .

Th at's a g reat idea . Ku ng fu sDcce r.

Why d id n 't l th i n k Df th at? H Dw d D l g D abD ut it?

YD u ' l l need my he l p .

I ' m GD lde n Leg , the sDcce r sta r.

N Dw l ' m a cDach .

- G reat ! YD u ca n teach me sDcce r. - l d D n 't kn Dw.

I t's a g reat idea .

I ' l l th i n k abD ut it !

The re's n Dth i ng tD th i n k abD ut. We s h D u ld sta rt rig ht n Dw!

We've g Dt n Dth i ng tD lDse .

I t takes a lDt Df tra i n i ng .

Let's d D it ! Wh at d D l need ?

A pa i r Df s h Des .

DD yD u h ave the m D ney fD r the b u ns?

- N D , b ut- - l th rew them D ut.

O h , my GDd !

Th Dse s neake rs we re a mess . They we re a l l wD rn D ut.

I kn Dw, l kn Dw.

If my bDss sees yD u , s he' l l sta rt ye l l i ng .

I cD u ld n 't b ri ng myse lf tD tDss them . l fixed them i nstead .

P i rst B rDthe r, wh at's wrD ng ? Are yD u Dkay?

I ' m fi ne .

Wh at d D yD u wa nt?

I fi n a l ly fD u nd a g reat way tD p rDm Dte S h aD l i n ku ng fu .

SDcce r!

P lease leave me a lD ne !

YD u g Dt me i ntD a lDt Df trD u b le . They dem Dted me .

N Dw l h ave tD clea n the tD i lets .

- B ut we'd be g reat. - N D ! AbsD l ute ly n Dt !

If yD u h u m i l iate me ag a i n , my fam i ly wi l l cDm m it s u icide i n frD nt Df yD u .

CDm m itti ng s u icide is n Dt the a nswe r.

Be b rave . Be l ieve i n yD u rse lf.

I ' m a cDm p lete lDse r. P lease ! P lease d D n 't eve r cDme he re ag a i n .

If yD u wa nt tD fD rm a sDcce r team , j ust ask the Dthe r b rDthe rs .

P lease , n D m D re !

H Dpe less .

GDDd m D rn i ng , PD u rth B rDthe r.

GDDd m D rn i ng , S i ng . H Dw a re yD u ?

Let me i ntrDd u ce yD u tD a g reat g uy. He's-

N ice tD meet yD u !

I ' m P u ng .

I t's a n h D n D r tD meet s u ch a g reat b us i nessm a n .

- He's g Dt a lDt Df style . - P u ng is a sDcce r cDach .

SDcce r cDach !

The wD rld fam D us sDcce r cDach .

YD u p lay sDcce r with yD u r legs , rig ht?

SD , d D yD u h ave a j Db fD r me?

- I wa nt yD u tD j D i n my sDcce r team . - SDcce r team ?

I h ave n 't h ad a j Db i n s ix m D nths .

YD u ca n use yD u r E m pty H a nd tD be the g Da l keepe r.

Wh at's E m pty H a nd ? l t's bee n sD lD ng .

YD u kn Dw, l eve n fD rg Dt whe n D u r m aste r d ied .

Liste n . We' re g D i ng tD s ig n u p fD r the S u pe rcu p TD u rn ame nt.

The p rize is D ne m i l l iD n d D l la rs .

Rea l ly? YD u m ust be the sm a rt D ne .

YD u see? YD u ' re d ressed u p .

O u r m aste r ta ug ht us th at ku ng fu was sacred .

N Dw, yD u h ave th is crazy idea tD use S h aD l i n fD r sDcce r.

LDDk.

Th is is the g rD u p p ictu re Df D u r m aste r a nd b rDthe rs .

I keep it u nde r my p i l lDw.

G reat ! Let's s it d Dwn tD ta l k abD ut the p ictu re .

I ' l l ca l l yD u . Keep a spDt Dpe n fD r me .

Get lDst ! l rea l ly ca n 't ta l k n Dw. My cl ie nts a re wa iti ng fD r me .

I ' m d D i ng a m i l l iD n d D l la r dea l . Ca n yD u hea r me?

My d rive r's Dff tDd ay.

I le nt my ca r tD a frie nd a nd left my wa l let i n my Dffice .

I ca n 't h ave l u n ch . l neve r d D .

I ' m late ! P lease leave me a lD ne .

Th i rd B rDthe r, yD u cD u ld use yD u r l rD n S h i rt tech n iq ue as a fu l l back-

Wh at's l rD n S h i rt?

LDDk. The re a re p la nes i n the sky.

The re a re cDm p ute rs eve rywhe re .

I t's the 21 st ce ntu ry. P lease d D n 't d ayd ream .

I th i n k we s h D u ld cDm b i ne ku ng fu with sDcce r.

- We cD u ld wi n a lDt Df m D ney. - Are yD u crazy?

The re's n D way l ' m taki ng ti me Dff tD p lay sDcce r.

SD rry, yD u r Ddds a re te rri b le .

We d D n 't kn Dw a nyth i ng abD ut sDcce r.

And let's be h D nest.

We wD u ld n 't sta nd a ch a n ce .

I n fact, the p rDbab i l ity Df wi n n i ng is 0c!c .

- P rDba- - P rDbab i l ity.

Watch .

If l tDss a cD i n it wi l l be heads D r it wi l l be ta i ls .

The p rDbab i l ity th at we'd wi n is the same as a cD i n la nd i ng D n its edge .

- Let me try ! - Get lDst !

I ' m h avi ng l u n ch with a cl ie nt !

YD u sa id yD u neve r eat l u n ch .

Ti me is m D ney. l 've lDst a lDt j ust ta l ki ng tD yD u !

He's S ixth S m a l l B rDthe r, We ig ht Vest.

Th is is the fam D us sDcce r cDach , P u ng .

P u ng , h Dw a re yD u ?

- Lead We ig ht? - S h aD l i n Lig ht We ig ht.

N ice tD meet yD u , M r. We ig ht.

P ifth B rDthe r, yD u wa nt tD p lay sDcce r?

Yes . lf yD u use yD u r Lig ht We ig ht ski l ls as a wi nge r...

- D u r Dffe nse wD u ld be pe rfect. - Are yD u s u re?

- Of cD u rse . - G reat.

DD they se l l d iet p i l ls he re?

I t's use less .

Eve r s i n ce the vi rus g Dt i ntD my b ra i n , l j ust ca n 't lDse a ny we ig ht.

I ' m n D lD nge r ab le tD use S h aD l i n ku ng fu We ig ht Vest...

a nd l ca n 't ru n a nym D re .

Okay, yD u ' re a l ittle Dve rwe ig ht, b ut it's n Dt th at i m pD rta nt.

PD rget it.

Th is was me .

I ca n 't eve n get a d ate lDDki ng l i ke th is .

YD u d D n 't kn Dw wh at it's l i ke .

- I d D . l ca n 't get a d ate e ithe r. - Rea l ly?

I 've read stD ries abD ut yD u r d ates i n newspape rs a nd m ag azi nes .

- Wh at ki nd Df pape rs a nd m ag azi nes? - l ' m sD rry.

I ca n n D lD nge r cD ntrD l myse lf.

P lease leave me a lD ne .

S m a l l B rDthe r!

Be l ieve i n yD u rse lf. l kn Dw yD u ca n d D it.

Eve ryD ne ca l ls me Lazy P ig n Dw.

YD u ' re the D n ly D ne wh D sti l l ca l ls me S m a l l B rDthe r.

Th a n k yD u .

Lazy P ig , get me th at rD l l Df tD i let pape r.

The red D ne .

- SDcce r? - Yes , SecD nd B rDthe r!

If yD u use H DDki ng Leg as a fu l l back, l th i n k-

- We'd be pe rfect ! - Rig ht !

YD u th i n k l ca n sti l l d D H DDki ng Leg ?

YD u j ust need p ractice .

Be l ieve i n yD u rse lf, a nd yD u ' l l get it back fast.

I d D u bt it.

Why a re yD u was h i ng d is hes?

I th D ug ht yD u we re a wa ite r.

Why? The re a re sD m a ny whys .

I d D n 't kn Dw.

Why is n 't my d ad the rich ?

Why am l g D i ng ba ld eve n th D ug h l ' m sD h a ndsDme?

Why a re n 't yD u g D i ng ba ld s i n ce yD u ' re sD ug ly?

Eve ryD ne e lse e nj Dyed the i r yD uth , b ut l h ad tD study S h aD l i n ?

J ust tD becDme a d is hwas he r? TD clea n u p afte r peDp le?

Ca l m d Dwn , SecD nd B rDthe r.

YD u s h D u ld try tD e nj Dy l ife .

E nj Dy l ife? Stay he re , a nd l ' l l e nj Dy ki l l i ng yD u !

E nj Dy l ife?

YD u ca l l th at tD i let clea n ? l t sme l ls awfu l .

If it eve r sme l ls th is bad ag a i n , yD u ' l l clea n it with yD u r tD ng ue .

YD u r apa rtme nt lDDks g reat ! l t's we l l fu rn is hed .

I ca n 't be l ieve yD u wD rk as a j a n itD r...

b ut l ive i n the pe nth D use D n the 59th flDD r.

YD u 've g Dt g DDd taste .

Th is ki nd Df apa rtme nt is sD pDp u la r, l ca n 't eve n get D ne .

The ve nti latiD n is Dkay. l t's j ust a b it n D isy.

Ca n l m Dve i n with yD u ?

PD rget it. YD u r b rDthe rs a re n 't cDm i ng .

We ca n fi nd Dthe r p laye rs .

I t's my fa u lt. l ' m n Dt pe rs u as ive e n D ug h .

N Dt true . YD u pe rs u aded me , d id n 't yD u ?

We d D n 't h ave m u ch ti me ...

a nd yD u g uys h ave a lDt tD lea rn .

SD l iste n u p a nd wD rk as a team .

Al l rig ht ! Let's g D !

Se l l a l l my s h a res . Yes , a l l five Df them !

DD n 't la ug h .

H D ld D n , l h ave a n Dthe r ca l l .

I t's cDm i ng d Dwn !

YD u fi n a l ly decided tD cDme back d Dwn , h u h ?

We wa ited Dve r a n h D u r fD r yD u .

- Wh at a re yD u d D i ng ? - P layi ng sDcce r!

The ba l l is Dve r the re !

YD u ! CDme he re !

Let me see yD u kick the ba l l .

- The ba l l is Dve r the re . - Yes . l t's Dve r the re .

H Dw ca n yD u kick it if yD u ca n 't eve n fi nd it?

N Dw, the re a re fD u r bas ic sDcce r d ri l ls : pass , d ri bb le , h D ld a nd s h DDt.

- CDach ! - S h ut u p !

Let's get sta rted .

He re .

H D ld it.

Watch it. CD n ce ntrate .

DD n 't lDse it. YD u ca n d D bette r th a n th at.

H ave yD u neve r see n a ba l l befD re?

YD u p lay l i ke a n D ld wDm a n .

P u ng , why ca n 't l p ractice with them ?

YD u r leg is strD ng , b ut yD u h ave n D cD ntrD l .

Wh at if yD u kick the ba l l u p a nd h it a p la ne?

- Eve r th D ug ht Df th at? - N D .

S m a l l B rDthe r. l bD rrDwed yD u r eggs .

Wh at?

If yD u ca n kick a n egg with D ut b reaki ng it, yD u ca n p lay with us .

N D p rDb lem .

See . l t's n Dt easy.

S m a l l B rDthe r, stDp it.

O h , my GDd ! My egg .

I ' l l get yD u a n Dthe r D ne .

I ' l l get yD u ! H Dw cD u ld yD u d D th at !

CD n ce ntrate .

My egg !

Yes ! Yes !

GD !

Yes . GD !

Wh at a re yD u d D i ng ? H Dw cD u ld yD u m iss th at D ne?

Get it ! CDme D n !

- He's g reat. - He cD u ld wi n a g ame by h i mse lf.

N D . l t takes teamwD rk tD wi n .

The g ame is 30 m i n utes , with n D b reaks .

We' l l fD l lDw the sta nd a rd ru les . l ' l l refe ree .

- AnyD ne Dbject? - Of cD u rse n Dt.

We' re h D n D red tD h ave GD lde n Leg refe ree .

Al l Df us a re b ig fa ns .

- Th is is P u ng ! - P u ng !

Okay.

S i ng h as a l ready h ad D ne ru n-i n with yD u r g a ng .

Let's be civi l ized , a nd j ust p lay a clea n g ame .

The i r tidy u n ifD rm a nd frie nd ly faces ...

- i nd icate th at they a re s i n ce re . - Th a n k yD u .

Re lax. l ' m a mech a n ic.

I ca rry th is with me sD l wD n 't lDse it.

- I ' m a lways D n ca l l . - Yes , Df cD u rse .

As l sa id , l ' m a mech a n ic...

a nd th at's why l ca rry a h am me r.

I ' m fam i l ia r with yD u r team 's u n us u a l rep utatiD n .

DD n 't wD rry.

O h , g DDd . l ' m g lad we u nde rsta nd each Dthe r.

YD u bette r watch D ut. S h ake h a nds .

I ' m Dpe n !

Th i rd B rDthe r!

We' re u nde r attack. Se nd re i nfD rceme nts .

We need re i nfD rceme nts !

Sta nd u p .

Get u p ! Sta nd u p n Dw!

I sa id n Dw!

- Wh at a re yD u d D i ng ? - They' re ki l l i ng us .

Wh at d id yD u expect?

YD u ' re g D i ng tD let them get away with th is?

YD u ' re ejected !

Are yD u n uts?

Th is is a test.

If yD u g uys ca n 't pass it, yD u s h D u ld n 't eve n bDthe r p layi ng !

We j ust wa nt tD p lay sDcce r, n Dt fig ht a wa r.

SDcce r is wa r. YD u m ust lea rn th at.

I s u rre nde r!

I s u rre nde r!

I s u rre nde r.

YD u ca n 't s u rre nde r. We' re sti l l at wa r.

We' re n Dt letti ng yD u g D h Dme .

I ca n 't take it a nym D re .

We' re n Dt g DDd e n D ug h tD p lay with yD u .

Let me g D tD a d DctD r.

P ut th is D n yD u r head .

LDDk at yD u , yD u lDDk l i ke a stray d Dg .

Whe re's yD u r d ig n ity? l d D n 't eve r wa nt tD see yD u ag a i n .

P ut it D n yD u r head the n yD u ca n g D see a d DctD r.

Yes , l ' m a d Dg . l h ave n D d ig n ity.

G ive it tD me .

N Dw it's D u r tu rn .

Wh at?

The i r pDwe rs a re back. l ca n fee l it.

- Get yD u r s h Des ready ! - Al l rig ht !

The fi n a l attack !

I ca n 't be l ieve l m issed .

He l p !

Th a n k yD u fD r he l p i ng us get D u r ku ng fu back.

I ' m h D n D red tD h ave yD u back.

I t's D u r h D n D r.

J ust a secD nd .

I ' m the D ne wh D is h D n D red .

YD u ' re g D i ng tD m ake me rich ! Th a n k yD u !

We' re sD rry.

Ca n we j D i n yD u r team ? P lease g ive us a ch a n ce !

P lease !

N Dt a bad kick.

A b it m D re wD rk a nd Team Evi l wi l l be u n beatab le .

Wh D is th is?

The cri pp le?

- Wh at's wrD ng ? - l ' m sD rry !

If it's a n Dpe n tD u rn ame nt, why wD n 't yD u let me s ig n u p?

GD lde n Leg ! Wh at a re yD u d D i ng ?

- H u ng ! - He-

l t's Dkay.

H u ng , my team wa nts tD s ig n u p .

AnyD ne ca n s ig n u p fD r a n Dpe n tD u rn ame nt.

Th at's n Dt h Dw it wD rks .

I ' m the ch a i rm a n .

I decide wh D s ig ns u p .

- YD u get me? - Yes .

Wh at's the n ame Df yD u r team ?

CDme he re .

Th is is H u ng .

H u ng !

Th is is q u ite a team .

I 've g Dtta see them p lay.

Wh at's the n ame ag a i n ?

Th is is S h aD l i n-

Okay.

GD a head a nd s ig n them u p .

I ' l l eve n pay yD u r app l icatiD n fee .

- Th a n k yD u ! - DD n 't me ntiD n it.

C ri pp le , yD u a re my b rDthe r.

My s h De is d i rty ag a i n .

Wh ite s h Des get d i rty a lDt.

SD-

l ' l l clea n it fD r yD u !

I ' m g DDd at clea n i ng . Let me try.

I t's my d uty.

Let me try !

H i .

Wh at's g D i ng D n ?

Whe re a re we g D i ng ?

Why a re yD u sD q u iet?

I need tD g D h Dme .

- YD u ' re late . - l wD n 't be lD ng .

Try it D n .

N D , l j ust wa nt tD see the q u a l ity Df it.

TD u ch it.

I ' l l get it d i rty.

- DD n 't wD rry. GD a head ! - N D !

- TD u ch it ! - N D .

- Li ke it? - SD sm DDth .

- Wa nt D ne? - l tD u ched it. Th at's e n D ug h .

TDm D rrDw, l ' m g D i ng tD p lay i n a p rDfess iD n a l sDcce r g ame .

Rea l ly?

I ' l l be fam D us .

B ut if yD u h ad n 't fixed my s h Des ...

n D ne Df th is wD u ld 've h appe ned .

YD u ' re ve ry i m pD rta nt tD me .

I ' l l get yD u a nyth i ng yD u wa nt.

I ' l l h ave m D ney sDD n .

If yD u becDme rich a nd fam D us , p lease b uy me s neake rs .

YD u dese rve m D re !

YD u s h D u ld h ave m D re cD nfide n ce i n yD u rse lf.

YD u ' re s u ch a bea utifu l g i rl , a nd yD u ' re a ku ng fu m aste r.

YD u 've g Dt it a l l .

YD u s h D u ld n 't let yD u r h a i r cDve r yD u r face .

CDme D n !

- CDme D n . LDDk at me ! - N D .

LDDk at me !

YD u ' re bea utifu l !

Rea l ly?

S u re .

- I s th at a fly? - Yes , b ut l m issed it.

- D id yD u get it? - l d id .

SD rry. l m ade yD u r h a nd d i rty.

I t's Dkay.

YD u ' re s u ch a bea utifu l g i rl .

DD yD u kn Dw th at?

I g uess .

Th a n k yD u ! Th a n ks sD m u ch ! YD u s u re yD u kn Dw?

Whe re we re yD u ?

I let yD u b ri ng a g i rl he re beca use yD u p rDm ised tD clea n the flDD r.

I wi l l get p u n is hed if yD u d D n 't clea n it.

GD h Dme . l ' l l ca l l yD u late r.

Remem be r: be cD nfide nt. YD u ' re the best.

- I l i ke yD u r s h i rt. - l l i ke yD u r sDcks .

- Let's trade . - GDDd .

G uys , d D n 't be ne rvD us . J ust try tD h ave fu n .

The re' l l be tD ns Df repD rte rs a nd a b ig crDwd .

Try tD sm i le fD r the p h DtDg rap he rs .

Be s u re tD th a n k the fa ns .

Th a n k yD u !

Th a n ks fD r yD u r s u ppD rt ! Th a n k yD u !

- They' re j ust j a n itD rs . - They' re sti l l D u r a ud ie n ce .

Th a n k yD u !

S h ut u p !

Whe re is eve ryD ne . YD u sa id-

l t's j ust the fi rst rD u nd .

We h ave tD m ake it tD the fi n a ls .

- G reat ! Let's get tD the fi n a ls ! - S h ut u p !

Team S h aD l i n ?

LDDk at th is g uy.

LDDk at th at g uy.

Wh at's wrD ng ?

N D sm Dki ng ?

Wh at h appe ned ?

I t's i m pDss i b le . J ust a trick.

Wh at's g D i ng D n ?

Okay, it's a trick.

Let's s h Dw them wh at we ca n d D .

Al l rig ht !

O h , cDme D n !

P lease p lay fa i r. G ive us a ch a n ce .

H u ng , it's fD r yD u .

YD u r tricks d D n 't sca re me !

Wh at? PD rty tD zi p?

Yea h !

I rD n Head scD res !

We b ri ng the pDwe r Df S h aD l i n tD sDcce r.

Ku ng fu is g reat. l t's wD nde rfu l !

I wa nt tD say h i tD my pa re nts a nd my S h aD l i n m aste r, b ut they' re a l l dead .

I a lsD wa nt tD say h i tD my frie nd , M u i .

M u i , h Dw a re yD u ?

I ' l l see yD u sDD n .

H i . Ca n l he l p yD u ?

- I wa nt- - l u nde rsta nd .

I ' l l take ca re Df yD u .

S h Dw us sDmeth i ng .

S u re . S m a l l B rDthe r!

G reat !

Ca n yD u s h Dw us m D re?

S u re !

Take it easy.

My b rDthe rs , tDd ay we say g DDd-bye tD D u r D ld l ives a nd D ld s h Des .

- Hey, d D n 't th rDw th Dse a rD u nd . - SD rry.

M u i?

Wh at's u p?

YD u lDDk g reat tD n ig ht.

J ust a l ittle .

I t's a b ig d iffe re n ce . YD u ' re sD heavi ly m ade u p .

SD yD u th i n k l lDDk n ice?

I h ave b ig news fD r yD u . We wD n the sDcce r m atch .

I kn Dw. l saw yD u g uys D n TV.

CD ng ratu latiD ns .

Th is is fD r yD u .

Th a n k yD u .

Let me i ntrDd u ce yD u tD my frie nds .

N ice D utfit.

Hey, let me i ntrDd u ce yD u g uys tD a new frie nd .

I s s he a g h Dst?

Th is is my frie nd .

- G i rlfrie nd ? - N D .

Th is is M u i , the Ta i C h i M aste r l tD ld yD u g uys abD ut.

- O h , n ice tD meet yD u . - YD u r g i rlfrie nd is q u ite u n iq ue .

- Yes . - Th at's g reat.

I 've neve r see n s h D u lde r pads sD b ig .

I 've decided tD sta rt a new tre nd .

See? l t's fas h iD n ab le .

DD n 't wa l k a rD u nd at n ig ht.

I t's q u ite sca ry.

I t's Dkay. PeDp le wi l l get used tD it sDD n .

I t wi l l wD rk p retty we l l i n fDDtba l l .

YD u wa nt tD bD rrDw them ?

StDp it. l t's n Dt p rDpe r tD ta l k tD a lady l i ke th is .

I t's Dkay, l ca n take it.

Alth D ug h s he's a g i rl , s he h as a g reat se nse Df h u m D r.

M u i , s h Dw us a sexy pDse .

G ive us a kiss .

- Wh at's wrD ng ? - DD n 't tD u ch me .

Are yD u m ad ?

- N D , l ' m n Dt m ad . - The n-

l ' m sD rry.

We we re j ust j Dki ng .

I kn Dw yD u we re j ust j Dki ng .

I ' m sD rry, l d id n 't m i nd at a l l-

DD n 't be l i ke th is .

The n why a re yD u l i ke th is?

Take yD u r h a nd Dff me-

BDss !

Wh at the he l l a re yD u d D i ng ?

I was j ust D ut p layi ng m a h-j D ngg .

LDDk at wh at yD u d id tD yD u rse lf? YD u lDDk l i ke a g h Dst.

H ave yD u n D s h ame? YD u a re s u ch a d isg race .

Hey, e n D ug h !

M u i h as the rig ht tD d ress h Dw s he wa nts .

Ca n 't yD u respect th at?

- I th i n k s he lDDks ve ry n ice tDd ay. - Yes .

- S he lDDks g reat. - DD n 't be mea n tD he r.

I ' l l ye l l at he r if l wa nt tD . Wh D the he l l a re yD u g uys?

They a re my frie nds .

I ag ree with them cDm p lete ly.

I th i n k l lDDk bea utifu l n Dw.

And l l i ke the way l am .

If yD u d D n 't l i ke it...

yD u ca n s i m p ly g D away.

Wh D d D yD u th i n k yD u ' re ta l ki ng tD?

I ' m ta l ki ng tD yD u .

YD u a re a mea n a nd cD ld hea rted bDss .

YD u ' re aski ng fD r it !

H Dw d a re yD u h it me?

I ca n 't be l ieve th is . Wh D d D yD u th i n k yD u a re?

I am wh D l am . l am M u i .

I ' m g D n n a te l l yD u r m Dthe r abD ut th is .

M u i , we l l d D ne !

We we re j ust j Dki ng ea rl ie r. P lease fD rg ive us .

We we re n 't la ug h i ng at yD u , yD u r sexy pDse rea l ly was sexy.

Rea l ly?

DD yD u ...

l i ke the way l lDDk?

We l l-

YD u ce rta i n ly h ave m D re cD nfide n ce .

I wa nt tD te l l yD u sDmeth i ng .

Wh at?

I l i ke yD u .

I l i ke yD u tDD .

I s th is lDve?

YD u-

YD u ' re j Dki ng .

N D . l ' m se riD us .

AbsD l ute ly n Dt. Th is is n Dt lDve .

We' re frie nds fD reve r.

DD n 't yD u th i n k we s h D u ld be frie nds?

I t's fi ne .

SD yD u ' l l sti l l cDme see me?

I ca n sti l l fix yD u r s h Des .

N D , th a n ks . l ca n b uy new D nes .

Th i ngs h ave ch a nged .

I h ave tD th i n k abD ut the futu re .

DD n 't be l i ke th is .

YD u ' re cryi ng .

DD n 't be th at way.

I u nde rsta nd .

SD rry.

- CD ng ratu latiD ns ! - S it with us .

C hee rs !

If we wi n th is , we' l l g D tD the fi n a ls .

TD the fi n a ls !

- B ut d D n 't u nde resti m ate D u r DppD ne nt. - U nde resti m ate D u r DppD ne nt !

YD u d D n 't h ave a ch a n ce .

We h ave n 't lDst a l l yea r.

H Dw'd they d D th at?

I t m ust be specia l effects .

- GDDd m D rn i ng , H u ng . - GDDd m D rn i ng .

CDme he re .

YD u ' re a l u cky g uy.

YD u ' re l u cky tD cDach s u ch a g reat team .

Th a n k yD u .

I rD n Head a nd l rD n S h i rt is p racticed as pe rfD rm a n ce a rt D n the street.

I t's am us i ng tD see yD u r team use ku ng fu tD p lay sDcce r...

a nd m ake it tD the fi n a ls .

YD u d id a g DDd j Db .

DD n 't waste D u r ti me .

If yD u fD rfe it the g ame yD u ca n j D i n my Evi l Team .

I t's n Dt a bad check th is ti me .

YD u ca n get the m D ney befD re yD u s ig n the dea l .

Th at's a lDt Df m D ney.

E n D ug h tD reti re .

Of cD u rse . We' re l i ke b rDthe rs .

Th a n k yD u . B ut l d D n 't th i n k l ca n accept it.

Wh at? DD yD u th i n k l ' m tryi ng tD trick yD u ?

I th i n k yD u 've p ut a g reat team tDgethe r.

I 'd l i ke yD u tD cDme wD rk fD r me .

DD n 't get u pset.

Th i n k abD ut yD u r futu re . PD rget abD ut D u r past, Dkay?

H u ng , l ' m n Dt m ad at yD u a nym D re .

I kn Dw it was a l l my fa u lts . l ca n 't b lame a nyD ne e lse .

YD u ' re lyi ng .

I kn Dw yD u tDD we l l . YD u ' re tDD g reedy tD pass th is u p .

YD u ' re rig ht.

I am g reedy. My team is g reedy tDD .

B ut we d D n 't ca re abD ut the m D ney.

We ca re abD ut the ch am p iD ns h i p .

See yD u D n the sDcce r fie ld .

P u l l Dve r.

- M u i ! - S he's dead !

H Dw?

- I ki l led he r! - l m pDss i b le !

M u i is a ku ng fu m aste r. YD u cD u ld neve r h u rt he r.

Wh at d D yD u wa nt?

Reve nge !

CDme D n . l t was D n ly a j Dke .

S he's sti l l a l ive . S he j ust d Des n 't wD rk he re a nym D re .

Why n Dt?

We l l , we' re fam D us fD r D u r sweet steamed b u ns ...

a nd M u i m ade the sweetest D nes Df a l l .

B ut n Dw they' re sa lty a nd b itte r. S he was ru i n i ng my b us i ness .

The re was sa lt i n them ?

Yes .

N Dw is the re a nyth i ng e lse l ca n d D fD r yD u , s i r?

N D th a n ks .

Hey !

We've g Dt a g ame tD p lay !

Wi l l Team Evi l scD re a lDt Df g Da ls tDd ay?

ScD ri ng g Da ls is n Dt the D n ly way tD wi n .

B ut m ake n D m istake , we wi l l wi n .

N D way !

Th Dse Ame rica n d rugs wD rk bette r th a n l expected .

Actu a l ly, the refe ree , l i nesm a n ...

sDcce r assDciatiD n , sDcce r fede ratiD n a nd sDcce r cDm m ittee ...

a l l sta nd D n my s ide . H Dw ca n they pDss i b ly beat me?

N D p rDb lem !

- YD u ru le ! - GDDd j Db !

YD u the m a n !

Th rDw-i n ? Are yD u crazy?

H Dw ca n yD u ca l l th at a th rDw-i n ?

H u ng , a re yD u he re tD fig ht D r p lay sDcce r?

I s h D u ld b reak the i r legs l i ke l b rDke yD u rs !

The n yD u 'd h ave a wh D le team Df cri pp les !

C ri pp les ! C ri pp les ! At least yD u 'd h ave cDm pa ny.

I ' m sD rry. l s h D u ld take a b reak.

I t's Dkay. YD u r bDdy m ay leave the fie ld ...

b ut yD u r sp i rit wi l l stay be h i nd .

Get ready ! l t's my tu rn .

S m a l l B rDthe r!

Wake u p ! The clDck a l ready ra n D ut.

I t's D n ly h a lfti me . The i r team is a l ready bad ly i nj u red .

They wD n 't be ab le tD p lay the secD nd h a lf. GD h Dme !

YD u wD n 't be ab le tD fi n is h the g ame .

BD ri ng .

I ' l l d a n ce tD p rDvide sDme e nte rta i n me nt.

N D , yD u ' re n Dt g D i ng tD d a n ce . l am !

I 've h ad e n D ug h .

B reak it u p !

YD u wa nt me tD eject sDmeD ne?

Wh D d id th at?

D id a nyD ne see?

I 'd l i ke tD see yD u d D th at tD my face !

Ge ntly.

Wh at ki nd Df ku ng fu was th at?

I ca n 't take m u ch m D re !

I knew they wD u ld p lay d i rty.

I j ust d id n 't th i n k they wD u ld p lay th is d i rty.

They've neve r bee n th is g DDd .

They m ust be cheati ng .

Ca l l the pD l ice .

We j ust h ave tD p lay h a rde r.

We ca n sti l l wi n th is !

I fD rg Dt. l left the Dve n D n !

My wife needs me . S he's abD ut tD h ave a baby.

Ca n 't s he wa it u nti l the g ame's Dve r?

B ut they' re ki l l i ng us !

P lease . l ' m begg i ng yD u .

- I ' m begg i ng yD u tDD . - Wa it. Wa it !

Ca l m d Dwn .

Ca l m d Dwn !

He's rig ht !

We m ust p u l l tDgethe r.

We D n ly h ave e ig ht p laye rs left.

If D ne m D re is i nj u red , we h ave tD fD rfe it.

We' l l h ave tD s h Dw these g uys th at we ca n b lDck the i r ki l le r kicks !

Th at's easy fD r yD u tD say. YD u try b lDcki ng D ne Df them .

Wh at a re yD u ta l ki ng abD ut?

Ca l m d Dwn .

Ca l m d Dwn !

S h ut u p .

I wD nde r if l ca n b lDck them .

S h aD l i n Ba rricade S h ie ld !

Ba rricade?

They ca n 't eve n b lDck D ne kick !

- Are yD u Dkay? - l ' m fi ne .

C h u n , it's Ti n .

I 've kept th is secret fD r 20 yea rs .

I lDve yD u .

Are we p layi ng tDD d i rty?

- I d D n 't th i n k sD . - Rea l ly?

P lay eve n d i rtie r!

B rDthe rs ! GD !

Wh at?

LDDk D ut !

Get it !

I d D n 't be l ieve it.

Get u p ! lf yD u ' re i nj u red , yD u fD rfe it !

YD u ' re rig ht. l ' m fi ne .

The g ame's a l m Dst Dve r! Use the specia l attack !

S pecia l attack?

Th at's it. They' re D ut Df p laye rs . We wD n !

Team S h aD l i n , l D n ly see seve n p laye rs .

If yD u d D n 't h ave a s u bstitute yD u ' l l fD rfe it the g ame .

Th Dse a re the ru les .

Any s u bstitutes?

CD ng ratu latiD ns !

I ' m he re .

I ' m the i r s u bstitute .

I ' m a g Da l ie .

Why d D yD u lDDk l i ke E . T . ?

YD u sa id l s h D u ld get rid Df the h a i r i n my eyes .

Wh at a re yD u d D i ng he re?

I wa nt tD he l p .

H Dw ca n yD u he l p?

P h D ne h Dme . YD u d D n 't be lD ng D n Ea rth .

I rea l ly wa nt tD he l p . Trust me .

- Let me try. - N D way !

LDDk. YD u ca n 't p lay i n th Dse .

P ut these D n .

The Dthe r s ide .

GD !

Al l rig ht !

Watch D ut !

Wh at h appe ned ?

Wh at h appe ned ?

- BDss , watch D ut ! - DD n 't tD u ch me !

BDss !

BDss !

S h aD l i n Team wi ns the ch am p iD ns h i p .

Evi l Team 's d rug use leads tD pe rm a ne nt s uspe ns iD n .

CDach H u ng se nte n ced tD five yea rs i n j a i l .

Wa it.

StDp the b us .

P h D ne h Dme . YD u d D n 't be lD ng D n Ea rth .

I ' m ta l ki ng abD ut th D usa nds Df d D l la rs .

YD u ' re a b u n ch Df lDse rs-

DD n 't la ug h .

The g ra nd p rize is a lDt Df m D ney.

I ca n 't get it D ut.

I ' m a pDstg rad u ate stude nt.

PDstg rad u ate stude nt?

Let's sta rt Dve r.

I ' m a pDstg rad u ate stude nt.

- Wh at's wrD ng ? - DD n 't tD u ch me .

Are yD u m ad ?

N D , l ' m n Dt m ad .

- Wh at's wrD ng ? - DD n 't tD u ch me .

Are yD u m ad ?

- I ' m n Dt m ad . - The n-

l am begg i ng yD u .

DD n 't d D th is .

YD u h ave tD he l p me .

P lease , d D n 't !

ItĮs gTeat

l d D n 't kn Dw the lyrics . SD rry.

DD n 't yD u d a re !

- They' re j ust j a n itD rs . - They' re sti l l D u r-

l hea rd yD u h ave am azi ng legs .

C ut !

Th is is a cresce nt wre n ch . l t's fD r screwi ng-

- Are yD u s u re? - YD u ' re sD s ick.

My team is g reedy tDD .

B ut we d D n 't ca re abD ut th is p la ne ticket-

P la ne ticket? Are yD u g D i ng sDmewhe re?

C h u n , it's Ti n .

I 've kept th is secret fD r 20 yea rs .

I lDve yD u .

Th!s !s not Chun. Th!s !s Kung.

SD rry, Ku ng .

P lease te l l yD u r wife wh at l j ust tD ld yD u .

Th a n ks .