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What are you doing, nerd?

Stop. Nothing. I'm just trying to relax.

Why do you have your feet up like that?

It's because of my circulation.

Oh, you need circulation. Did you go outside today?

Yeah, I went outside.

I go outside all the time. Why do you always say I don't go outside? Because I

never see you outside, silly.

I do go outside.

Mm -hmm.

I never think before, but okay.

I went for a walk this morning.

A whole walk? You?

Outside? Yeah.

I need evidence. But okay.

You need to start, like... Yeah.

You need to start coming to the gym with me. Sorry.

You need to start coming to the gym with me.

You're a little, you know... I don't want to go to the gym.

Well, you're just a little flabby. You know, just... It wouldn't kill you. You

could get a girlfriend.

I don't want a girlfriend. And I do calisthenics sometimes.

Okay. Well, I think you should come with me instead of your walks outside.

I don't need to go to the gym. Gyms are annoying.

Girls.

There's lots of girls.

I don't care about girls.

You think I don't get girls. I get girls all the time.

I'm your big stepsister.

I live with you.

I think I would know if you get girls or not.

You're not with me every moment of the day. You don't see all the different

times where I'm going out and meeting chicks and doing stuff with them. You do

not sound really believable right now.

Leave me alone. Stop bothering me.

Stop. Leave me alone. I'm not doing anything.

Well, I just got back from the gym, so just give me a massage like you always

do.

I told you I'm not doing that anymore.

I mean, you're not doing that anymore.

Because it's fucking weird. It's not fucking weird. It's not good. Because

weird. You're my big sister. What?

You're the one.

Ow. You're squishing me. Well, fix your legs.

Why can't you go to a massage place?

You're free.

Yeah. Just give me a massage real quick. Quit being stingy.

Why? I'm not even good at it.

You are good at it, or I wouldn't ask you.

Oh, my God. You're going to build up like your arm muscles or something.

You're not going to get... Okay, fine. Okay, I'll give you a massage.

Say yes. Yes. Okay.

Awesome.

Fucking weird.

Oh, it's not weird unless you make it weird.

Okay, you know the drill.

What kind of massage was that?

You're being such a nerd right now.

They should be paying me to do this.

Oh, yeah, right.

What degree do you have?

Do you have to have a degree to be a massage person? I don't know. Some kind

certificate or something.

But you definitely don't have it because you're inside.

Gosh, you need to get a little bit better at this.

That's not my job. I'm not trying to be a massage therapist person.

Okay, well, you could be. You didn't make a lot of... You just forced me to

you massages.

I think you'll be fine. Because you threatened to beat me up if I don't.

ridiculous.

Well, you do it, and then, you know, that's fine.

You'll live.

Gosh,

see? Get all sore going to the gym.

Yeah, this is what's dumb going to the gym. What are you doing this for?

Yeah, but you can get muscles.

Girls like muscles.

Like big ones.

That's what you should be worried about.

I don't care about the... I don't care

if I'm talking to girls. They're annoying anyway most of the time.

So what do you do for fun?

Like a million different things. Oh. It's my business.

Bullshit. It is my business. I live with you.

So I, you know, I'll probably know.

And girls is not a hobby that you do.

Definitely do.

Sometimes I just don't tell you about it.

I'll believe it when I see it. How about that? Okay, whatever.

Okay.

Do you have to do it? Stop being like that like you've never seen.

Why do I have to do that every time?

Because. It's the same thing if you left it on.

No, it's not. You get directly on the skin.

Oh my God. And you should put your elbow into it anyway or something.

Some elbow grease.

Girls like massages too.

It's not normal to maybe massage your butt. I'm just saying it's like weird.

no man on this earth would complain except for you it's fine whatever i

care okay

see

that's much better

Don't forget to get, like, the side boob part soon.

Don't look at me like that. Okay, all right.

I don't think they do this stuff at normal massages. Yes, they do.

They just don't tell anybody about that.

It's not that bad giving me a massage.

I don't care. It's whatever.

I just think you should, like, I just think it's kind of weird.

Okay.

Really, like, get in there.

You have a boner right now. No.

Yes, you do.

No, I don't.

Oh, my God.

You're giving me a massage.

You're a big step -sister, and you have a boner. No, I don't. Shut up.

I'm giving you a massage.

What are you talking about? You're such a fucking liar.

I'm not lying. Why are you lying? I'm not lying. I don't have a boner. Let me

see. Let me see.

No. No.

Are you serious?

Can I get you?

Why do you want to see it? Because.

Stop.

What do you mean stop?

This is probably the first time a girl has touched her penis.

No it's not. It definitely is.

Oh my gosh.

It's a lot bigger than I thought it would be.

Why did you think it was tiny?

You're just inside all the time. I don't know. I don't see you doing any

activities.

Sorry about tiny penis because I just don't go outside.

Yeah, kind of. That doesn't make sense.

Look, since you're complaining about giving me massages, I'll just help you

come, like, real quick.

But I... What? Okay, I guess.

Yeah, it's fine. Don't worry about it. You're going to come in, like, what, a

minute, two minutes, 30 seconds?

What? It's fine.

I can, like, laugh like a woman on the phone, actually.

I don't know about that.

But, no, no. I've been with, like, a bunch of girls.

How many?

A bunch.

Name them. You can't.

Don't be a baby.

That's like a long ass time actually.

If I want to.

See, give me a massage every day and just not complain from now on.

Okay.

Do you think it's, like, kind of nice?

Yeah, I mean, it's a lot bigger than I thought it would be, honestly.

Thick and ready to go.

See?

Can I touch your boobs more?

Oh, see?

I just always get boners when I do it. I didn't want you to find out.

Well, just tell me next time instead of me having to find out.

See?

You need this anyway.

Oh, fuck. I've seen, like, videos with this.

Yeah, now you can't be in one.

You're not gonna tell anybody about this, right?

Oh, how am I gonna tell?

Yeah, the straightening is both hands.

I'm surprised you haven't come yet.

I told you I can last for more than a month.

Okay. I'm like really good at like sex shit.

Yeah, okay. I'm going to make you come really soon.

I can last for like a long ass time. I'm telling you. Okay.

If you say so.

So you're just not going to come?

Yeah, no, I'm good. You're good? Yeah.

I'm fine.

Yeah, you're perfectly fine.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

So you're not going to come?

That happens.

I kind of laugh no longer. Yeah, okay.

Oh, fuck.

God.

That was a good massage.

You just make sure you don't tell your friends about any of this.

Okay, I won't.

You're sure?

Yeah, I swear. I swear I won't. Yeah, okay.

What are you doing, nerd?

Hey, stop.

Nothing, I'm just hanging out.

As usual, doing nothing.

I don't know what kind of stuff today.

Well, I'm going to go to the beach, so you should get up and come with.

It's like 100 degrees outside.

I know.

That's the point.

Going to get a tan, hang out in some sand.

Wait, you're going to the beach?

Yeah, what's wrong with that?

What? There's a string.

Your tip... That doesn't even, like, close.

It's like lingerie or something.

You're going to wear that to the beach?

Yeah, I'm going to wear it to the beach. No one's going to say anything.

You're going to get arrested.

I'm going to get arrested, nerd.

Let's just get up and come. It'll be fine.

It's not like you're doing anything anyway.

No, I want to hang out.

Why don't we just, like, stay at home or just, like, air conditioning?

Or we could go get a tan and play in the water.

Like, let's just hang out.

You know, like, I'd, like, give you the massage again.

Yeah, I'm sure you would love to do that again.

Yeah, I think you'd love it, too.

You lasted, like, not even three minutes.

Why don't you?

I was like at least five or six minutes.

You can keep telling yourself that. That's fine.

Yeah, but it was fun though, right?

Yeah, it was cool.

Well, let me give you another massage.

Or we could just do more stuff, you know?

What do you mean like stuff?

Like more stuff for my penis.

And other stuff, you know? You came in three seconds. How do you think we're

going to do it?

There was like five minutes, six minutes. It was like a long time.

It really wasn't though.

Just give me another chance. I can go way longer, I swear to God.

Maybe.

So you don't want to go to the beach and you want to massage me again.

Yeah, we can just skip right to the other part.

The penis part?

Yeah. The part where I play with your penis?

Yes. Oh, my God. But then, like, dude, just give me a shot, give me a shot. I

swear I could do, like, I'll last longer this time. Just do your, do better this

time, okay?

I'll make you calm, I swear to God.

Okay, well, we'll see about that.

Hurry up.

You better not come.

I'm not. I'm going to do way better this time. We don't even need to do this if

you're going to cum. I'm not. I'm telling you. Just give me another shot.

I want to make you cum.

Okay, we'll see.

mm -hmm

Are you sure?

Yeah.

You're sure, sure?

I think

you're

ready. Yeah.

I think.

positive yeah

Look at you.

I told you.

Yeah, you told me, okay.

You know we're not done yet.

What do you mean?

We have two doggies still.

You're not done.

Okay, fine.

Yeah?

Keep going, keep going.

That's the answer.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you so much.

You can come. Oh, fuck, I'm not going to sign it. No, are you fucking crazy?

Oh, sorry.

Just come up here.

In, like, your mouth?

Yes. Okay, sorry.

Just not in there.

You did do good this time.

Oh, yeah.

All right, we can go to the beach if you want.

Now you want to go?

Yeah. Okay, hurry up.