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There's nothing wrong with these pipes, boss.

I don't know what the fuck she was talking about.

Ma 'am, are you wasting our time?

This is the third fixture you had us inspect in the house.

Nothing's wrong.

Well, guys, you know, I just want to make sure everything's working and it's

good. Yeah, usually when you call us, something isn't working.

Well, I...

I thought... We gotta go, but it was nice

that you called. Next time when something's broke, let us know.

Let's get out of here, y 'all.

I mean, wait a minute, guys.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop, stop.

Okay, look.

Thank you for coming out here. I appreciate it.

I guess I have to be kind of honest with you a little bit.

Okay, here's the deal.

You know my husband.

It's like, it's what I do.

It's like, when he's not here. I think you're getting a little too personal

us right now. This is a professional establishment.

I can't. But she could be good at something, though. Look, man.

Here's the deal. We don't want no liabilities.

We gotta go. I mean, you guys are so cute, and you're so nice, and I love

service kind of guy. Well, you know, I like you guys. I mean, I know I'm...

I know,

you're very nice. You're so cute.

Black guys, really? I love them, too.

I do.

Oh, come on. Just play along.

Come on. When was the last time you guys had fun on the job?

You guys have been working this fucking all week.

Look,

if y 'all stop tripping about the bonuses, I'll let this shit happen.

Come on, man.

Bonuses? Come on.

Here's the bonus.

I got a pussy.

Come on, guys.

This will be fun.

Look, I'm getting to you.

Ma 'am, exactly how old are you?

Question.

Well, I'll tell you the truth. I'm 63.

What the fuck? I'm only 23.

Oh, there you go. You know, I know. I'm 42. Damn. That's a lot of time.

I'm 40 years older than you guys.

Yeah. Let me help you out.

Yeah, I need a little help. Let's get you a little bit more comfortable.

Yeah, I could use a little help here.

Yeah. Oh, man. Just know that. Yeah.

You got my boys excited.

I can tell. How about you get on your knees?

Bring me to my knees?

Guys, y 'all have fun.

Thanks for me.

That's a good sign.

Oh, yeah,

yeah.

I said, you really horny, aren't you? Mm -hmm.

Is that right?

Mm -hmm. How horny are you? Ooh, very horny. I got like three more crew

If I invite them over, how would you feel? Ooh, I'd love it. More than her,

yeah. I'm going to knock out all these.

Call them up. Call them up.

Come on. You know you got one more.

Give me a hand.

Hey, man.

Y 'all finished with that other job?

Come on down to fifth.

Yeah, second house on the right.

I got some bonuses for y 'all.

See y 'all shows.

I want to see how much of a fight you really are.

You guys want to have some company come over? I'm going to arm fuck the shit out

of you.

That's good.

How old were you again?

63. That's enough to know about her.

Is it like 40 or different?

Probably got some kids over here like my parents.

That's right, keep stroking that dick.

You age well, you know that, right?

Damn,

shit, I heard that.

That shit for everybody.

Yeah, she's sharing that pussy.

Oh, shit, I heard what she said. Look me in the fucking eyes, man.

There we go.

There we go.

See how she turns me on? That turns a young guy like me on.

Look at me in the eyes turning to a young guy like me.

Look up.

Look up. Look at that.

Do you want to get these pants up a little bit?

Yeah. I want you on a cool foot. You really do. Come up here.

Oh, you want to see it?

Oh, my.

Oh.

I don't know. I can handle this.

These guys are great.

Oh, service.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

God damn it.

Hey boss, what a cool pussy you look like.

It's looking good so far. Looking like it's prime. Like an easy slide.

You look like it's ripe.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, she likes that.

Oh,

don't fuck up. Oh, shit.

These bears are black. That's right.

Yeah,

that's right.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. That's fun.

Oh, shit.

God, this is work.

Somebody texted me.

Ah, they're close.

They're close.

Oh, yeah.

Let's get a little bit more comfortable.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah, right there. Yeah, the Kugelmauvers.

Kugelmauvers. Put that

hand right here.

Yeah. What are you different, Scott? Damn.

That's a ton of them.

Damn.

That's my fucking eyes.

Oh, yeah.

That's good.

That's fucking cool. It's gone wild today, huh? Mm -hmm.

Get us some youth in us.

Mm -hmm.

Take your eyes off your youth, fella.

Put that head up. Put that head up. All right.

What does cuckoo pussy feel like?

Oh you guys are great!

I'd be a sugar mama.

I don't see it.

Let's just push out this bit. You were well at the seat. Oh, I was.

Let's just push out the bit. There you go.

Let's just make it a little.

Oh, the other hole.

I can't get in there. Oh, you see that?

The hole?

Oh, shit. Oh,

shit.

There you go. Let me show you.

Oh, gosh!

Good girl.

Keep struggling that day.

Oh!

Oh my gosh!

Okay!

Talk to the pot. Talk to the pot.

Let's keep that rotation. Take your pussy out there. Oh, my God.

Oh, I love it. Oh, that's a big salami. I love it. I love cougar mouth. I love

cougar mouth. It's good.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

We'll take you back some years.

Don't take her back too far. You

don't

want me giving you that?

I'm gonna take care of my whole staff today, alright?

You got bonuses to pay out as fuck. I wonder what's in the gutter. I wonder

what's in the gutter.

No, I don't know.

These cookies are everywhere.

Yeah, they really are. They set these little young traps.

Yeah, yeah, I mean, come on, for real. He told me.

No, no, no, no. I'm telling you the last time. He did some shit like that

before, man. He's old.

He's old.

He's better. He loves that type of shit.

I feel you, but, man, we might be here wasting our time. He probably got some

jokey playing on us. No, no, no, no. Watch, watch. Watch. He's going to make

feel stupid.

Let's see. Let's just see.

Trust me, trust me.

Fuck that cuckoo pussy. He's tight.

Damn. Yeah, I know, man.

I love the cuckoo pussy.

Warm as shit. Warm, wet, juicy.

Fuck that, man.

Can't believe you should report it on board.

What the fuck? Hey, I'm always here. Shit. Everybody here?

Hey, I came to have a vision to go get the door.

Oh, I'm sorry. This lady should go get the door. Is the second crew here?

Yeah? Go see.

Hi. Come on in.

Is that you? Is that you?

Hello.

You're welcome.

Hello.

Hello.

So.

Here we are. I see that.

Am I looking?

Wait a second. Where's my husband at?

He's on the wall.

530 at least.

That ain't really that much time.

That's not a lot of time.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Bye.

Bye. Bye.

There you go.

Oh. Oh.

There you go.

Now.

Oh.

I believe in you. Give me a hand.

Give me a hand.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit. There we go.

Oh,

yeah.

It's a little hard.

Oh, sweet.

Right there.

Oh, shit.

How old is she again?

She said 63.

God damn.

I'm only a dog.

She's like 20 years old.

She got over

20

on all of them.

God, three.

The age well.

Yeah. Every time they come up with some shit like this.

Him and Jax called me last week and it was crazy.

Shit. Told you they'd be lurking.

Oh, my goodness. Cougar said trap.

Yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

Put some youth in there. She said, ooh.

Oh,

my goodness. There you go.

Oh, my goodness.

Look at that.

Yes. Get that shit.

She called me over for some bullshit problems. She could have just told us

wanted to cheat.

Oh, that's what it was.

Look at her hand. She got a ring on that finger.

Oh, shit.

She do.

Hey, what y 'all trying to pussy on? You know what I mean?

That Google pussy.

Shit. You know what? I'll bring her up here to you. I'll bring her up here to

you.

Come on up here.

That's what I'm talking about. I don't even know how to feel about this.

That's what I'm talking about.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Good. I want you to be locked out. I want you to be locked out.

Yes.

I got you. Right there, baby.

Right there.

There we go, girl.

Oh, shit.

God damn.

Hold on a minute.

This is almost better than what y 'all gave us last week.

Shit.

Oh, damn. Right there.

Oh, man. I like that.

She move.

She move.

Oh.

We laid on the gel.

We got to give her what we get, Charlie.

Mm. Mm.

Right there.

Oh. Oh.

Woo. Uh -huh.

Don't you stop.

Right there.

Oh, shit. She got a wedding ring on her. I think I'm going to jazz on that

motherfucker.

Come on. Let me get it.

Don't you move.

I ain't dead.

Uh -huh.

That's what I'm talking about.

Oh, my goodness. She take it.

She take it. She take it.

She take it.

Shit.

Hey, she's not getting your way. Oh, my goodness.

There we go.

Oh.

That's what I'm talking about. Oh. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, my.

Oh, my. Oh,

my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my. Oh, my.

Oh, my. Oh, my.

Oh, my. Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

You ain't got to wonder no more.

That's how we do it.

That's how we do it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Oh, are you in my ass?

Yeah? Is that what you wanted?

Yeah. Oh, right there.

Right there.

Oh, my God. You just took my ass.

My husband doesn't even do that.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, good.

Keep on talking to each other.

There we go. That's right. There we go. That's right.

Just like that.

Just like that.

There you go.

That's fine.

That's fine right there. Hello, Harry Cooper. Hello, Harry Cooper.

Oh,

shit. There we go, girl.

Right there. How far?

Oh, my goodness.

Open that motherfucker up. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. He ain't playing with her. He is not playing with her. There you go.

Keep getting it. Oh, we do.

Oh,

don't you stop.

Don't you stop.

Don't you stop.

Yeah. Speaking of sucking, here we go. What I want you to do, I want you to

around. Don't you touch his dick. Get on the floor and suck.

Suck. Suck that part.

Get it.

Oh, yeah. She nasty.

She nasty and nasty. See?

That's what I'm talking about.

That's how you get a nasty thing.

For real.

Just like that.

Ooh.

This is your goddammit dick on me. Yes. There you go.

Fuckin' ATM cooler.

There we go. There we go. Look at him. Long stroke.

That's a long stroke to go.

See,

do you want to know how this girl puts it?

Do you want to know how I know?

Just like that, girl.

Yeah,

there

we go. Right there, girl.

Oh, shit.

Say, come on over here, man. Get that out of here. You know what, man? Let me

get it. Yeah. Oh, shit.

Ah. Ah.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Are you going to take it?

Ah. Oh. Oh, yeah.

There we go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Ah.

You got them coming from everywhere.

Just like that.

Just like that.

There we go, baby.

There we go, baby.

Keep that shit going.

Keep that shit going.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's what I'm talking about. Right there.

Don't give me too much stuff, Taker.

Let Jax get in there. Let Jax get in there.

Come on, get in there.

Come on, no, no. Come on down there. Come on down and get that.

Gotta clean that up.

That's what I'm talking about. Right there.

That's over.

That's over.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's what I'm talking about.

Oh, yeah. He got that.

He got that.

He got that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. He got that.

That's what we're talking about.

Amen.

Amen.

That's what we're talking about.

Oh, fuck, it's tight.

Yeah, if you stop, it'll go off right there.

Yeah, open it up.

There you go.

Hey, don't worry about that.

See that crazy Kugel 18?

Yeah.

Yeah,

I'm happy.

There you go.

There you go. There you go.

Yes.

All of them. Right there.

Let's see how many pipes you can take.

That Cooper mouth is fucking good.

There you go.

Better than most 18 year olds.

But if 18 year olds come from her room.

Oh, my goodness.

There we go, baby girl. Take all that shit.

That was all for you, baby girl.

Uh -huh.

Don't you move now. You got a whole lot more coming.

You got a whole lot more coming, girl.

He kind of looks nice.

Shit, the way she don't care about it, I'm going to leave him a surprise

That's the lick right there.

Oh, I like it.

Clean that cum up. Clean that up. Yeah,

you know he don't like that.

Oh.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's what I'm talking about.

Oh,

yeah. What's happening?

They got an idea.

Go with the flow. Go with the flow. Go with the flow.

Oh. That was a full one. Oh.

Oh, my.

Woo.

Oh,

my. Oh,

shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Keep going with it.

Keep going with it.

That's

right.

That's right. That's right. That's right.

That's right. That's right.

That's right. That's right.

That's right.

That's right.

Right there!

Right there!

Yeah, I'm about to fucking cum.

I know how you feel this evening.

Fuck, I'm cumming.

Yeah.

Fuck.

God damn it. I feel good.

Shit.

That's how you do it.

You throw that bitch up. You throw that bitch up.

What's happening now

You'll get more coming, baby.

You'll get more coming.

Ain't no fun if the homie can't handle it. That's what we do.

Oh, wow.

Mmm, I'm going to be just covered in cum. You can't shit go.

You can't shit go.

Yeah, let them know. Let them know what you want, baby girl. Let them know what

you want.

Oh, wow. I want your cum.

I want it.

Ooh.

Sticky gooey.

I know I gave it to that ring. Beautiful stuff, yeah.

I know that.

Look me in the eyes and I'll put that in your face, bitch.

Look me in the eyes.

Look me in the eyes.

Laugh, jerk.

Got it?

Oh, yeah.

Uh -huh. Everybody need one.

Oh, yeah. Everybody need one.

Oh, yeah.

Squeeze it hard.

Ooh -wee. There we go.

There we go.

That's your old dude right there.

That's your old dude right there. That's my old generation.

Uh -huh.

Feel like a teenager.

Feel young again. Feel young again.

Yeah.

I'm gonna have some fucking good -ass cougar now.

I'm gonna leave you to the homies when I'm watching you feel just love.

Yeah.

I like that.

Yeah.

That's nice.

There you go.

Yeah.

Come on.

Oh, yeah.

Who's next, boys?

We got one more fight. There we go.

That's what I'm talking about.

We found the pipes real

for you today.

There you go. Right there.

Ooh -wee.

Hit it. Uh -huh. Hit it. There we go. Hit it. There we go.

Take that motherfucker.

Shoot her.

Ooh -wee. Get her.

Shoot her. Ooh -wee. You got that nigga jealous.

Look at him.

Ooh. Yeah.

He like the devil.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

That's right. That's right. I think we got the boogeyman here, too. He came

to come for his.

Ooh.

No, we're not.

Yeah,

looks like and you know what guys I'm thinking next Wednesday