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I'm here for the guitarist gig.

Is this... Goblin Slayer?

Goddammit.

Goblin Slayer?

Do they screw up the poster?

Yeah, you're in the right place, kid.

What's your name?

Um, Dario.

Lee.

So, is it just you, or...? The band will be here soon.

The band?

Lord Lucifer, I will deliver myself unto thee.

Lee, who is this emissary to our cause?

Daria.

Daria!

I welcome you.

My name is Death.

Slytherin.

Charmed, I'm sure.

Norman, come on. Lee, no, we agreed to buy four of you a station.

You need to be on a stage to have a stage name, mate.

Worry about that no longer, my friends.

I have finally found it.

The next big thing.

Satan. Your new idea is Satan.

Satan is so in right now.

By right now, you mean 30 years ago.

I don't think this will go down well with the guys that are founding your

We've rangled a gig there.

My uncle knows the honour. Yes, then.

Everyone is buying this stuff now.

Speak of the devil, it's a venue.

We're all good for tomorrow night.

Tomorrow?

Yeah. Why do you think we needed you?

Are you kidding me? That's not enough time to learn everything.

That's all the time I need.

For what?

To do the devil's work.

Whatever. You need lift?

Yeah, please.

Perfect.

Dig in.

Trust me. It'll help you get through whatever you've got planned for us.

How'd you get on with the songs?

Alright. Um, just practiced the chords the slice gave me.

They're hard to read, though.

He's weirdly obsessed with this devil thing.

Is he not like this normally, then?

Change of the seasons.

Last month, he thought he was Bowie.

The week before, he said he was the third coming of Christ.

What happened to the second?

That was Bowie.

Right.

And I regret joining now.

Just wait until after you've heard his play.

Coming?

Sure.

Don't forget that.

You know, I'm kind of nervous about playing in front of the... Oh god.

The moment is finally upon us.

Yeah, I've always dreamed about playing for no one. Not no one.

We're playing for Todd.

Hi, Todd.

Hi.

Are you really going to bother playing for one - We begin!

We are Goblin's Lair.

I don't know.

It's not a guitar player.

I've never seen anything like this.

Maybe it's just sound vibrations.

Yeah, that's not sound vibrations.

Come to me, Satan!

No, no, metaphorically.

Stay there!

Stay there!

Phil, are you okay?

Norman, come on, man.

My name's not Norman.

I don't think he's okay.

Give me that.

What happened?

I don't know.

That's some trip, eh?

Wait, you saw that too?

Yeah. That was intense.

Must have been there all night.

So far, no one's kicked us out yet.

Let's hope they don't realise.

Can you imagine the rental fee?

Wait,

where's Liza?

Probably wouldn't have done it with some drug deal adventure.

No, I'm just going to go for a later question.

What do you think?

About what?

About joining the band.

I don't know. All of it.

I don't think it's for me.

Yeah.

Making music's all.

Are you around?