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Hey, what are you doing?

Um... I'm gardening.

What's going on?

I was just wondering where Mom's at, if she's going to be home for dinner.

Probably working late. You know, she works late most of the time. Yeah, that

boss seems to be working her pretty hard.

What's going on?

Oh, I was just wondering what's for dinner.

I'm kind of getting hungry, so if she's not going to cook, what are you going to

cook?

Um... I'm not, um, I'm not gonna cook. I have to get this stuff. I have to

organize. Um, just order something, um, whatever.

I guess I'll fend for myself.

I'll leave you to this.

Kyle was using the bathroom.

Sorry, I just came in to take a shower.

Yeah, I'm totally done. You can get right there.

I'm done. I'm totally good.

Yeah, I'm good.

Go on, step up. Oh, by the way, is Mom not calling me up?

No, she has me home.

Breaking weight again?

Yeah. Okay.

So I guess I'll see you later tonight?

Yeah, of course.

Hello?

Hey, hey, what's going on, babe?

Yeah, I know, I didn't want to disturb you. You're working, like always, so...

Yeah, um... I was just thinking that, you know, like, you've been putting in a

lot of hours lately, I mean... I'm not being insecure or anything, baby, it's

just like... Just forget about it, it's just me, I'm maybe in my head, and, you

know, maybe it's just been saying little things here and there, I mean... Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, it's just been... I mean, just little comments and stuff. It's not

even important.

I mean, I'm overreacting. I get it. You don't have to yell, babe. I mean, just

forget I brought it up. I mean, I know we just married. Things are beautiful.

I'm overreacting. I mean, I'm listening to her. She's a brat. I mean, I know.

I won't... Look, look, when you get... Just finish up.

You know, finish work. Come home. Dinner will be ready.

I'll make your favorite tonight.

I will. I will.

Okay? Alright.

Love you too, baby.

Alright.

Damn.

Again.

You know what?

This is fucking mean.

I'm gonna put an end to this.

This is the last time.

This is the last time.

I need to speak with you.

Yeah? Yeah, we really need to talk.

What about?

Um... It's about the antics lately.

Antics? Um, I know what you've been up to.

I mean, it's kind of like you keep giving hints of her working late and

you know?

I mean, I'm... Look, I'm not trying to be a father. I'm not trying to please...

I mean, I'm not trying to punch your dad.

I mean, I just... Oh, I know. You could never be my dad.

Okay. I think you got it all wrong here.

I mean, look.

I mean, me and mom just got married. Things are new.

We're happy.

I'm just trying to be a good stepdad here. I mean... I mean, what is... You

have to let me know something. We have to come to a conclusion about this.

So here's the thing.

I've just, I've noticed ever since my mom's left my dad,

all she's ever dated is black guys.

I mean, there's Benny, then there's Darnell.

Hank was kind of cool. He had a cool car.

Who else? Tom. Tom had a lot of money.

You don't have to name all of them. No, that's totally unnecessary.

But, I mean, like, you're telling me all of this has to do with you

antagonizing me with these comments?

I mean, it doesn't make any sense. I mean, what is your motive? I mean,

what's... I guess I just... I thought it'd be

easier to do what I wanted if I kind of, you know,

antagonized you to the...

point of being mad at my mom okay and that then i

mean you leave me in peace no you're giving me a bit of peace you're being

vague i mean all right um you know i thought that maybe if i kind of like

a wedge between you and my mom it would be easier for me to make a move on you

and see what the hype is all about wow we both know that i would never do

anything I could never date you, Mom. We both know this. Actually,

I don't know that.

I mean, you're still kind of new in my life. And I was just hoping, you know,

wasn't too late to, you know, if you do stick around long, then why not try to

do this early on in the relationship before, you know, you're really loyal.

And she has been working late a lot. Isn't that weird?

I mean.

As fucked up as that sounds, it makes somewhat sense, but... And you're my

stepdad, and that means my mom obviously trusts you, and if she can trust you,

then shouldn't I be able to feel safe with you?

I mean, you're a lot safer than any random guy on the street.

I mean, unless you expect me to just go find some random guy on the street.

Is that what you want me to do? You want me to go fuck some random guy? I could

get an STD.

We're not talking about you going and messing with random guys.

Yeah, we're talking about me messing with you.

Oh.

This is really happening right now. This is really the conversation that would

crush your mother if she ever found out about that. Doesn't it crush you how

late she works with that new boss of hers?

I mean, how many late night meetings can a person really have?

We both know that's not true.

I mean, she's there right now, isn't she?

And I'm here right now.

Come on.

Come on.

What are you doing?

Are you saying that?

I mean, stop.

Are you taking a pose?

Oh, my. What are you doing?

What, are you saying you can't resist that?

I mean, you can't. I mean,

what are you doing?

Oh my gosh.

Are you serious? This is totally out of focus.

You're not leaving yet, though.

I mean, what if your mom walked in? Put your clothes on. She's working late,

remember? Oh my gosh. Come on, it's right here.

Yeah, it is, but... I mean, put your clothes on.

No.

What are you doing? I'm showing you what you're missing.

Look.

Put your fucking clothes on.

Look.

This cannot happen. Are you serious?

What are you doing? Come on.

You're fucking hard. I can feel it.

I'm not hard. Are you serious?

Yeah, you are. Come on.

What are you doing?

She can walk in and see everything.

She's freaking late.

Okay, I'm not going to tell her.

Come on.

Oh my. You know what?

You do what you want to do, but I am not looking at this.

I'm not watching this.

This is not happening. You just have to feel it.

Oh, my God.

I knew your cough was going to be bad.

So you don't want to use the feathers that you got?

you're really fucking hard now

Oh. Oh.

Burn.

Oh my God, I can fucking see what the hype's about. It's so big in the back.

Yeah,

I'm gonna feel it super bad.

I'm gonna shove it in.

It's fucking deep.

My fucking pussy.

No, no. That's not fucking happening.

No? I just need to plant baby babies. You do?

Yeah. You promise? Yeah, I can go after.

You promise?

I don't know. I just want to feel your hot cum inside my pussy.

Yeah, I want you to film me. I want to trip with it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I can't believe that fucking worked.

I can't believe this just happened.

Okay, I want to tell mom.

So you're going to get the pill, right?

What pill?

What pill?

Yeah, what pill?

What do you mean, what pill?

What do you mean, what pill?