Original subtitles

["We R The Heroes" playing]

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are not cool ♪

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are too young ♪

-♪ Here we go ♪ -♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break the way you are ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Everybody says we're ugly ♪

♪ Everybody says we're tiny and shabby ♪

♪ But nobody knows We have huge passion and guts ♪

♪ And fiery heart ♪

♪ We know who we are And where we're going ♪

♪ It's time for us ♪

♪ It's time to rush ♪

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are not cool ♪

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are too young ♪

-♪ Here we go ♪ -♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break the way you are ♪

[music ends]

[sighs]

-Huh? Hmm. -[water running]

[Crying Man humming]

[gasps] Crying Man?

[humming continues]

Oh. Hey, Mike.

[chuckles] Crying Man. You're back!

[Crying Man chuckles] Mmm.

Dude, where were you?

I thought I lost you forever.

Crying Man?

[stammers] Why are you…

[gasps, shouts]

Crying Man!

[panting]

[groans]

[Nick] I mean, it's a good thing that you've been doing weird things

and your mom doesn't even question you when you come home soaking wet.

-Bro, you okay? -[sighs]

Yeah.

Then why you be looking so down?

Is it because of Crying Man?

Cheer up, Mikey.

I've been up all night on the search, so you know I'm gonna find him. Huh?

But what if some bad guys got him?

[both] Huh?

Let's get one thing clear.

-[yelps] -I have aced every project,

-and I plan to ace this one… -[yelps]

…so I will not let you drag me down.

We meet at 3:05 after school on the dot.

Do not be late.

If you so much as try to mess this up, I will end you.

-[scoffs] -Hmm.

What the heck, man?

-Hmm. -Hmm?

[Nick] "History class team assignment"?

[gasps] Lucy and I are partners.

Whoa! Epic!

Listen up, Mike.

As the love doctor, I can coach ya.

-[sighs] -Do as I say,

and you'll win her heart in no time.

["Shooby Doo Bop" playing]

Huh?

[giggles]

-[sighs] -[Lucy] Mike. Mike.

Huh?

[stammers, chuckles]

Are you even listening?

Wait-- Uh, I'm sorry. I got distracted.

-[phone buzzes, dings] -Huh?

-[sighs] -Oh. Uh, sorry.

Yeah. Sure.

-[stomach rumbles] -Huh?

[groans]

Hmm.

[Lucy] I've never been to a place like this.

[customers chattering]

You're gonna love it. [chuckles]

Uh, yo, Jack.

[grumbles]

-[fingers snap] -Mikey boy!

You want the usual?

Oh, yeah.

Easy on the buns, throw pants on the Tom,

a side of British hats, a summertime Charleston--

Oh, and, uh, slap on a sunny-side on Sir Hamlet. [chuckles]

Ha! Perfect choice.

Wow, that's quite an order.

Easy when you know what you want.

[chuckles]

And what can I get you?

Um, I'll have a side salad.

-[customer 1] Did I hear that right? -[customer 2] Salad!

-[customer 3] A salad? -[customer 4] This ain't a garden.

[Jack, Mike] Hmm?

Uh,

I'll have what Mike's having.

["Hamburger Love" playing]

Here.

[chuckles] Oh, yeah.

Come to Papa.

[moans]

♪ I'm happy to be here with you ♪

♪ At this burger restaurant that I love ♪

Uh…

♪ Sizzling meat and a lot of cheese ♪

♪ You will probably fall in love too ♪

Hmm?

[gasps]

[chuckles]

-Oh, yeah! -[groans]

-[laughs] You go, man. -[grumbling]

-[shouts] -Huh?

-[clears throat] I was just, uh-- -[grunts]

[Nick yelps]

You look away one more time,

and your brain is gonna be rolling on the floor. Got it?

[stammers] Got it.

[whimpers]

And this is Fish President.

His weakness is his left flipper.

-Oh. -Because on page 12 of volume three,

his flipper gets caught in the fridge door. And then--

That's, um, interesting.

Oh, that?

-Hmm. -That's Dirty Potato.

They're a band my mom was crazy for back in the day.

-[rock music playing] -[cheering]

Rock and roll!

She's still banned from the mosh pit

because they're afraid of what she might do again. [chuckles]

[laughs] Your mom sounds so cool.

[sighs]

[chuckles]

[grunting]

[humming]

[groans]

[grunting]

[grunts]

[groans]

They said this was a routine derailment.

[scoffs] Did they even look at this place?

[screams]

[panting]

Tara, are you a dog fashion show investigative journalist

or a real reporter?

Hmm. Well, technically I'm both.

No way a derailment did this.

[grunts]

Huh?

Are those claw marks?

This is definitely the work of superheroes.

[panting]

You got new comics in today, right? Oh.

-I thought it was a rock concert… -Really?

…but then the ballerinas came out.

-[shouts] -[yelps]

Huh?

-Hmm. -Are you okay?

Yeah.

What was that about?

This guy keeps showing up looking for magical comic books

where the heroes pop out of them.

Here's a new one. This is definitely it.

Allergies Boy.

Hmm? No.

Lazy Boy.

Lemon Squeezer.

Hairball Girl! No.

Super Drum. Tonsil Tony. Parry Hotter.

No! There's got to be one here.

[groans] S--

Sylph.

Dang it! No.

[exclaims]

-[cackling] -[customers clamoring]

-What is that? -What's going on?

-[groaning] Huh? -Huh?

[yawns]

What?

What is this dump?

I've been cooped up so long. I was hoping for some fresh air.

Ha! See? I told you I'm not crazy. I was right.

Oh, come with me.

We'll get some fresh air, and then everyone can see I was right,

and I'll rub it and that smelly faces.

Sure. Whatever. Let's go.

[cackling]

What just happened?

Do you see? Told you. They're real.

Mmm.

The air isn't great here either.

Okay. So, I just hold the book, and you do what I say?

-Pretty much. -Ha!

So you all believe me now.

I said heroes were popping out of books.

Okay, Sylph. Do Wind of Spirit.

Are you sure that's a good idea?

Scott told me to only use that against bad people.

But they are bad people.

They all treated me like I was crazy.

Okay. Here we go.

[pedestrians gasp, murmur]

[pedestrian 1] What's going on?

[pedestrian 2] What's she doing?

[pedestrians clamoring]

[pedestrian 3] Oh, no.

Wind of Spirit!

-[screaming] -[Lucy] Get down!

[pedestrians screaming, clamoring]

-Mike. Run! -Huh?

-[panting] -[screaming continues]

That guy's out of control.

We should be okay.

As long as he doesn't try to do anything too powerful.

-[yawning] -I want to try something more powerful.

Sylph, what do you got?

Well, there is one thing on page 17, but I don't think you can handle it.

-That's what you think. -Hmm?

Comicalize: Ultimate Speednado!

If you don't like getting destroyed, I suggest you leave now.

[cackles]

-Now he's done it. -[whimpers]

[Sylph cackles]

Now we're talking.

[shouts]

[screaming]

-This is bad. -[grunts]

-This is very, very bad. -[straining]

-Don't worry. I have a plan. -[pants] Huh?

-Mike, what are you doing? -[strains] Come on.

Where is it? [grunts]

[exclaims]

[screams]

[grunting]

-[honking] -[tires screeching]

[whimpers]

[screams]

[panting]

Relax! I got you! [panting]

Yeah. But who's got you?

[both screaming]

[Lucy] Mike!

[screaming]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[both screaming]

Mike, watch out! [grunts]

Thanks, Lucy. [chuckles]

Don't thank me yet! [grunts] We've gotta do someth-- [yelps]

-[Lucy pants] -[Mike] Wow.

Huh?

[Mike] Whoa. She's so pretty.

[sighs] Oh, Mike.

I love you. I wanna be with you to the moon and back.

[sighs, giggles]

[sighs]

Mike.

With you in my life, I can do anything.

I love you more than burgers, and I really love burgers.

[Lucy] Mike.

Mike, get it together!

Yeah, let's get together.

-[Lucy] Mike! -Huh?

-[Lucy screaming] -[Mike whimpering]

[panting]

[straining] Lucy.

[screams]

[Mike straining]

-[screaming] -[straining]

Got to hang on.

Lucy!

-[Mike grunts] -[Lucy yelps]

Mummy Girl, save us!

-[chuckles] -[gasps]

It gets worse every time I come out.

Bandage Net!

[Lucy, Mike screaming]

[grunts]

[both] Huh?

Mike-- You--

[Lucy] Huh?

Huh?

I have to stop this.

Mike, no! What are you doing?

-[grunting] -[Lucy] Mike!

Wha-- [yelps]

[grunting, straining]

[screams]

[gasps]

Little more. [strains]

Sylph, return!

[grunting]

[stammers] Lucy.

[Nick grunts] Mikey!

[pants] You good?

[groans] I grabbed your suit on the way over, and--

Mmm. Mmm. Mm-mmm.

[pants] Huh?

[yelps, chuckles]

Um, Lucy, uh--

It's okay.

-Your secret is safe with me. -Uh--

-[stammers] -Geez, what did I miss?

["Teenage Dreaming" playing]

♪ 7:00 a.m. It's morning ♪

♪ Gotta get up and ready ♪

♪ No time to eat my breakfast The bus is here already ♪

♪ No time for fun and play Just gotta get through the day ♪

♪ But then I see you And the way seems brighter ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ We don't need to grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ My chin is rough and scratchy Voice is getting low and cracky ♪

♪ Friends wanna hang and party Mom and Dad said I'll be sorry ♪

♪ When did I get so cranky? And what is all this acne? ♪

♪ But then you smile And it all makes sense ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ We don't need to grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ So don't you worry about the future ♪

♪ No need to hurry ♪

♪ There's nothing wrong or bad With being unsure ♪

♪ So don't you worry about the future ♪

♪ You're perfect Being just the way you are ♪

♪ Do you think that she likes me? I don't have the guts to ask her ♪

♪ Feel like the frog from stories Oh, every day I see her ♪

♪ Can life go back to normal? I don't really know the answer ♪

♪ This isn't like the love From romance movies ♪

♪ Teenage dreaming ♪

♪ Teenage dreaming ♪

♪ We don't need to grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ Even when we're old We'll just look back ♪

♪ We'll miss our teenage dreams And miss the past ♪

[music ends]