Original subtitles

["We R The Heroes" playing]

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are not cool ♪

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are too young ♪

-♪ Here we go ♪ -♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break the way you are ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Everybody says we're ugly ♪

♪ Everybody says we're tiny and shabby ♪

♪ But nobody knows We have huge passion and guts ♪

♪ And fiery heart ♪

♪ We know who we are And where we're going ♪

♪ It's time for us ♪

♪ It's time to rush ♪

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are not cool ♪

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are too young ♪

-♪ Here we go ♪ -♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break the way you are ♪

[music ends]

["Disco Duo" playing]

♪ We're funky We're chunky ♪

♪ One time We fought a monkey ♪

-No. -Stop.

♪ We're funky We're chunky ♪

♪ One time We fought a monkey ♪

[music ends]

I told you this was a bad idea. Disco Duo makes too much noise.

Hey, if you have a better way to learn how to dance

in time for the party tonight, I'd like to hear it.

[sighs] I guess if I gotta learn, I might as well learn from the best.

Even if the best are disco dancing superheroes.

No, you're not getting it.

That's why we're going to head deep into the park and train,

not only disco, but superhero skills too.

It's all for our future.

In the instance the future involves hero books.

And so you can film us to get cheap views on your OnTube channel.

That too. Now, let's roll.

[sighs]

Do you think other people in town worry about this sort of stuff?

[scoffs] No way. Everybody else just does boring stuff.

Wait. Stop. I-- [groans] I can't be late.

[panting] Dang it.

Excuse me?

Sorry. Excuse me.

[straining]

Made it.

Good. It's still rush hour.

Hummingbird Man!

[chuckles]

Is it just me or is it suddenly glamorous in this alley?

[chuckles]

Just kidding. We know it's just me.

Let's make some money.

Mmm. I picked some flowers for you for good luck.

They're from my garden.

Not today, Mom. I have to get to the courthouse.

Something about a crazy fight at the aquarium.

When I get back, we're having a talk about the garden.

My garden?

I can't have you slip and fall out there again.

You're too old, Mom.

Nonsense.

I've still got some pep in my step, you know.

We'll talk when I get home, but the garden has to go.

[sighs] Oh.

[humming]

[sighs, groans]

I'm sorry, my babies.

I don't think I can care for you right now,

but I know somebody who can.

Mr. Justice.

Greetings, citizen. What is the danger?

A bank robbery?

A break-in at City Hall?

Or perhaps an exploding dam threatens to bury the entire city underwater?

Tell me what crimes require the mighty attention of Mr. Justice.

Can you water my plants?

Yes.

-[announcer] You lose. -What? You can't hack me.

You lousy, lamebrained loser.

This isn't over. Let's end this, mano a mano.

Huh? [chuckles]

[chuckles] Here we go.

This has gotta be the place.

Careful with those.

Do you know what I had to go through to steal this truck?

[child clears throat]

Huh? What the-- A kid?

Huh?

Jackpot.

-[groans] -Uh…

Stupid kid.

Just get out of here before something bad happens.

I'm looking for someone.

They ain't here. Now scram before you get hurt.

Hmm.

Something tells me that truck doesn't belong to you.

[chuckles] I think you read too many comic books.

[child] Uh, actually, I just read one.

Jelly King!

-[gangster whimpering] -What's that?

[laughs]

Dr. Tennyson?

We've been getting calls from the university.

They'd like your help with a patient and--

I already told them. I don't work for free.

Let me know when my first appointment arrives.

Okay.

[inhales deeply, sighs]

[patient] If only I could hear my dad one last time

just to know that he's proud of me.

And also, I--

Hmm. Excuse me for just a moment.

[whimpers] You're leaving?

In the middle of a session?

[grunts]

Professor Z!

-I have a-- -Patient. Yes.

-They have some-- -Father issues. I understand.

[sighs] Do you always have to--

Read your mind? Why not?

Hmm.

It's incredibly annoying. I see.

[pedestrian grumbles]

[distorted] My wallet.

[Hummingbird Man, normal] Ooh. Ooh.

Oh. Hmm.

[grunting] Tacky.

Tacky.

Mmm. Very fancy.

Ugh, such a waste of my fabulous abilities.

[distorted] Wa…

[pedestrians chattering]

[normal] Hey, where's my wallet?

It's gone.

For justice. [grunts]

[grunts]

-[sighs, gasps] -[growling]

-[grunts] -[growling]

Oh, dear. The raccoons are back.

Fear not, Mrs. Cubbenson.

I shall defeat these pests in the name of honor, truth and…

justice.

-I will never fail. [grunting] -[screeching]

[raccoons snarl]

Justice. [shouts]

For justice.

[grunting]

Just-- [grunts]

[shouts]

[panting]

[exclaims, chuckling]

Justice will never fail.

[groans]

[breathing heavily]

-Evil, I have defeated you… -[panting]

…in the name of justice. [grunts]

Oh, that's wonderful, deary.

[gangsters clamoring]

[whimpering]

Eat lead, you freak!

[laughs]

[gangsters whimpering]

[screaming]

[chuckles] Now where did he get off to?

Ah, there he is.

Jelly King. Get him.

[gasps] Oh, no!

[screaming]

[coughs]

-Hmm. -Why attack us? Is it the money?

[scoffs] Who cares about that?

Uh, then why? Huh?

Are you FragBot78 in Dead Craft?

Uh, the video game?

-Yeah. -Thought so.

This is for cheating at the Rocket Caverns and for spawn camping.

Don't act like you don't do it.

This?

You track me down, you beat up my crew, you destroy my whole operation

-all because of a game? -[groans]

Obvi.

[breathing heavily, whimpering]

[buzzing]

Yes, that's right. Relax.

You are under my control right now.

I can sense sadness from you.

My dad and I were never close.

He never really cared about anything or anyone but work.

Every day, every night, his work was the only thing that mattered.

When he passed, I--

If he could have just said one loving word to me his entire life,

maybe I wouldn't be so angry at him after all this time.

[sobbing] Dad!

I can feel it. Your sadness.

Dad, why didn't you love me? [crying]

You died all alone and me still loving you.

Oh, Daddy. Why? [crying]

I'm sorry.

Get a hold of yourself and see to this properly.

[sobs]

Memory Glow!

[patient continues sobbing]

[sniffles]

Oh. Ah. [laughs]

Here's one. A happy memory of the two of you together.

Your father came to your piano recital when you were young.

[sobbing]

Yes. I remember now.

[Professor Z] He never said it…

-[no audible dialogue] -…but he was always there for you.

And look, look at that proud expression.

[sobs]

Daddy!

You did love me after all.

[both crying]

[Tennyson groans]

[server] Here.

Dance practice is the worst.

Now that we turned you into a dancer, it's time to turn you into a hero.

What? No. Come on.

Evil doesn't take a break. Neither can we, dude.

[groans]

Mikey. Think about it.

There could be other Readers right under our noses,

and we wouldn't even know it.

Yeah.

But if they're anything like Dirk-O,

I bet we could tell who they are a mile away.

Yeah, probably.

New wallet?

Hmm. You could say that. [chuckles]

May I plug in my computer here?

Oh, what a nice boy you are. Of course.

-[bell chimes] -[door opens]

Hmm?

Ugh. [groans]

This is what you wanted to show me?

A crummy milk tea shop?

-It's not what. It's who. -Huh?

Uh…

[laughs]

["Teenage Dreaming" playing]

♪ 7:00 a.m. It's morning ♪

♪ Gotta get up and ready ♪

♪ No time to eat my breakfast The bus is here already ♪

♪ No time for fun and play Just gotta get through the day ♪

♪ But then I see you And the way seems brighter ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ We don't need to grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ My chin is rough and scratchy Voice is getting low and cracky ♪

♪ Friends wanna hang and party Mom and Dad said I'll be sorry ♪

♪ When did I get so cranky? And what is all this acne? ♪

♪ But then you smile And it all makes sense ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ We don't need to grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ So don't you worry about the future ♪

♪ No need to hurry ♪

♪ There's nothing wrong or bad With being unsure ♪

♪ So don't you worry about the future ♪

♪ You're perfect Being just the way you are ♪

♪ Do you think that she likes me? I don't have the guts to ask her ♪

♪ Feel like the frog from stories Oh, every day I see her ♪

♪ Can life go back to normal? I don't really know the answer ♪

♪ This isn't like the love From romance movies ♪

♪ Teenage dreaming ♪

♪ Teenage dreaming ♪

♪ We don't need to grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ Even when we're old We'll just look back ♪

♪ We'll miss our teenage dreams And miss the past ♪

[music ends]