Original subtitles

["We R The Heroes" playing]

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are not cool ♪

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are too young ♪

-♪ Here we go ♪ -♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break the way you are ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Everybody says we're ugly ♪

♪ Everybody says we're tiny and shabby ♪

♪ But nobody knows We have huge passion and guts ♪

♪ And fiery heart ♪

♪ We know who we are And where we're going ♪

♪ It's time for us ♪

♪ It's time to rush ♪

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are not cool ♪

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are too young ♪

-♪ Here we go ♪ -♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break the way you are ♪

[music ends]

[footsteps approaching]

[grunts] Gotcha. [chuckles]

[screams, grunts]

[groans]

[chuckles] See you later, loser.

[chuckles]

Huh?

"When you hear that funky groove, I'm coming for you"?

Funky groove? [scoffs]

Like I'm scared and-- [screams]

[groans, gasps]

[chuckles]

-[screams] -[superhero] Come on, now!

["Disco Duo" playing]

[bully grunting]

[music ends]

[bully screams]

[students laughing]

[student 1] That's ridiculous.

Yo, Keith. What's going on?

You didn't hear? It's George.

George? As in "I beat up nerds for money" George?

-Mm-hmm. -What happened?

[student 2] This is so funny.

[George grunting]

Oh, ow!

Apparently somebody made him dance so hard he couldn't stop.

[grunting] It's not funny.

Oh, the doctor said my hips will stop dancing in a couple of days.

[shouts]

-Rumor is some masked hero did it to him. -Hmm?

A real hero who's bullying the bullies.

A hero. Could be you.

Oh, dear. Not good. Not good.

Ed, buddy. Where's the fire?

Diego.

[scoffs] Looks like Ed-wetter here needs to pay his cello tax.

-Huh? [screams] -[grunts]

Hey!

Ed.

[straining]

You okay? Here you go.

Check it out, guys, little Mikey thinks he's a hero.

[students gasp]

You wanna go, hero?

Uh, no, no. I mean, it's not--

That's enough, Diego.

Why don't you knock it off and do something useful?

Like jump in a landfill and recycle yourself.

You're lucky you got your girlfriend to protect you.

Girlfriend? [groans]

Oops. I slipped.

[scoffs] Let's go.

[students muttering]

[groans]

Huh? Thanks for--

Don't just stand there and take it. Stand up for yourself.

[groans]

These are the most bullied kids at school.

Compiling all this data, wedgie forensics and spitball ballistics,

we can find out the real identity of the masked vigilante.

So, who is it?

No idea.

But don't it look cool?

[students chattering]

[student 1] Hey.

[student 2] Hi! How are you doing?

[student 3] What happened to those guys?

[both grunting]

I heard they both had to disco dance for hours.

[shudders]

-So, what's the plan? -There is no plan.

This doesn't concern us.

I don't want to get involved.

-[Diego] What was that? -Huh?

What you guys jabbering about? Huh?

[both grunt, whimper]

Keith, where's my lunch?

[panting]

Here's your sandwich, your bulkiness.

[groans]

I said I wanted my sandwich with no paper.

"When you hear that funky groove,

I'm coming for you. The cafeteria. Tonight."

Did you do this?

[stammers] No, it's not me. Really!

[grunting]

Hey, masked dork. Do you know who my dad is?

Not a single person in this town messes with my dad and lives.

So, come on!

You know, I was done anyway. [chuckles, sighs]

Grow, grow, grow away.

[phone vibrates]

Dude, what are you doing?

Diego's about to throw down with the masked vigilante.

This is our chance to find out who he is.

I don't know.

After everything he's done to me, maybe Diego deserves it.

[phone beeps]

Isn't that right, CM?

Hmm. You already know what to do, don't you, Mike?

[sighs]

I just love hanging out with my friends.

[groans] Because of that super awesome loser,

my own mother kicked me out.

After all the years I let her clean up after me.

[grunts]

-[pedestrian grunts] -[Dirk-O gasps]

Who did that?

[grunts] Sorry. I didn't mean to hit you.

It's not my fault your head is so big.

[pedestrian] What did you say?

You son of a--

-[whimpering] -Get back here!

Sparkules!

[pedestrians shout, gasp]

["Sparkules" playing]

I am the son of Zeus, the God of Thunder.

I am Sparkules!

-[laughs] -[pedestrian] Okay.

[Dirk-O] I've been saving this one for last.

Comicalize: Zeus' Wrath!

Father! Grant me power!

[thunder rumbling]

[music ends]

[whimpers]

[Zeus] For the last time, I'm not your dad.

-I've never had a son like you. -[gulps]

[whimpering, screaming]

[grunting]

[shrieks]

What's going on? You guys better have my back.

I get one scratch on me and my dad won't stand for it.

-[vigilante] Hey, Diego. -[all gasp]

It's funky groove revenge time.

Yeah, but I don't hear no disco music.

[laughs] You will. Disco Duo!

["Disco Duo" playing]

[both] Aw, yeah. Time to get funky.

[Diego] What?

-Get them. -[both grunt]

[both] Aw, yeah, baby. Come on.

Let's boogie.

-Disco Poke. Disco Kick. -[grunting]

Disco Beam!

[both whimpering]

[goons] What the--

Get him.

Who? The kid?

Beat up weaklings? Not groovy.

He's no weakling. He's a bully.

He beats up everybody.

[both] Well, in that case…

[screams]

[both] …time for revenge, baby.

Stay back!

[groans]

[music continues]

You done already? We're just getting started, Diego.

[both] Party's over, baby.

-[Crying Man] Tear Split! -What?

Hi-yah!

Don't hurt him!

[groaning]

Okay, don't hurt him any more than you already have, I guess.

Yes! Mike. I knew you would come.

Stay out of my way.

Disco Duo, attack!

[both] Okay.

Crying Man, Tear Blast!

[crying]

[both] Whoo-hoo! Oh. Oh, yeah.

Feel that funky beat.

Ha. Out of sight, baby.

-[shouts] -Crying Man?

[exclaims] I'm sad, but I'm having fun.

[groans] Crying Man, return.

Black Knight.

[gasps] Who are these flashy dudes now?

Black Knight. Watch out for those beams from the disco ball.

[both] Hit the lights, baby. It's a dance party!

Whoa. Too bright.

[groans]

[both] Our disco lights! Bummer.

Disco Duo! Last call.

Comicalize: Saturday Night Fever!

Saturday night fever!

[both] Oh, yeah. Saturday night is all right for fighting, baby.

♪ The roof, the roof The roof is on fire ♪

Let it burn, baby.

♪ The roof, the roof The roof is on fire ♪

[grunting]

Black Knight. What are you doing?

Light. My only weakness. Besides all my other weaknesses.

Huh? [yelps]

[music ends]

I told you to stay out of my way.

Once I get rid of Diego,

there will be no more villains at this school.

I'll be a hero.

A real hero!

Dude! No!

-[Mike grunts, groans] -[gasps, whimpering]

[Mike] Ed. Stop this.

You-- How do you know my name?

It was the notes, Ed.

Who else puts stars on exclamation points?

What? That was your big clue? Come on.

[Ed grunts]

Who are you?

[gasps]

[stammers] Mike?

But Diego bullied you too. [whimpers]

He made your life miserable.

[shouting] Why are you helping him?

Ed, ask yourself. Is this what a hero does?

[gasps]

[breathing shakily]

[gasps]

So, party's over?

Shh. Party's just getting started, baby.

I wanted to be a hero, but I became the bad guy instead.

Disco Duo, return.

You take it. You seem more like the hero than me.

[crying]

What a beautiful finale.

[all groaning]

I don't know what you just did, but I know what I'm gonna do to you.

[groaning]

[shouting]

-Huh? -Hmm?

Listen, lady, this doesn't concern you. [grunts]

[whimpers, grunts]

[shouts] Uh, sorry. I give up. I'll do whatever you want. [whimpers]

[chuckles]

["Teenage Dreaming" playing]

♪ 7:00 a.m. It's morning ♪

♪ Gotta get up and ready ♪

♪ No time to eat my breakfast The bus is here already ♪

♪ No time for fun and play Just gotta get through the day ♪

♪ But then I see you And the way seems brighter ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ We don't need to grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ My chin is rough and scratchy Voice is getting low and cracky ♪

♪ Friends wanna hang and party Mom and Dad said I'll be sorry ♪

♪ When did I get so cranky? And what is all this acne? ♪

♪ But then you smile And it all makes sense ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ We don't need to grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ So don't you worry about the future ♪

♪ No need to hurry ♪

♪ There's nothing wrong or bad With being unsure ♪

♪ So don't you worry about the future ♪

♪ You're perfect Being just the way you are ♪

♪ Do you think that she likes me? I don't have the guts to ask her ♪

♪ Feel like the frog from stories Oh, every day I see her ♪

♪ Can life go back to normal? I don't really know the answer ♪

♪ This isn't like the love From romance movies ♪

♪ Teenage dreaming ♪

♪ Teenage dreaming ♪

♪ We don't need to grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ Even when we're old We'll just look back ♪

♪ We'll miss our teenage dreams And miss the past ♪

[music ends]