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Previously on Eureka.

I was naive to think I could just jump into this marriage.

I'm not your Henry.

Not yet.

Now if I can't be with you on Titan, I'll be right here in Mission Control

watching you every second. So go.

On one condition.

Marry me, Henry Deacon. Absolutely.

That's a god. Senator Wen just left.

And she's recommending a full pardon for me.

From now on, if I stay in Eureka, it'll be because I want to be.

Okay, listen, if we're going to be working together and sleeping together,

things are going to get complicated, Jack.

I can handle complicated.

Follow my lead. Titan's beautiful, but dangerous.

Core sample, marker five delta.

Five delta.

Copy that.

Come here often?

The money plume!

Sorry, hon.

My tooth!

It's losing pressure!

No, no, no! You just have to recalculate that.

I'm sorry, Holly.

I'm so sorry, Holly.

Sim session terminated. My snowflakes are still too small.

Stand by.

Sim session 5, 3, 7, terminal.

Goof around like that on Titan, and you're dead.

Easy, Huggins. We've been at this all morning. I'm just a little punchy.

And do you really need to vent the environment after every test run? It has

be perfect.

I agree. So let's go again.

Can't. I'm off to the BCE to welcome home Tiny.

Our little lady is due back from Titan.

I wouldn't use the words little or lady to describe Tiny.

Are we not fond of the Titan rover?

We were almost vaporized by the Titan rover.

Okay, that was a software glitch.

Tiny's my hero.

She's bringing back samples that'll help me replicate the conditions on Titan

precisely.

Huggins, you need to get out more.

Yeah, and you need to stop flirting, okay? All the other Astraeus candidates

focused on the mission.

A dash of nitrogen and some phosphorus?

These lily hybrids are totally unique. Trust me.

No one is going to have centerpieces like yours.

Wow. I don't usually offer my botanical research for personal use, but

I'm a sucker for weddings.

Hey, best man here, reporting for duty. Well, best man, I suggest you prepare a

toast this time. Last time you rambled.

I did?

Like it was open mic night.

Oh, and don't lose the rings again.

The rings? So I hear.

Which reminds me, we need to choose new ones.

I mean, what's wrong with these?

Nothing. Well, the time's different, so new beginning, new ring.

Really?

Really?

It's a high adventure.

I can't complain.

Can't complain.

Nice, nice blooms you got. Thank you.

Jack. Yep.

Hey. Okay, I don't want you to get all worked up. Oh, this doesn't sound good.

Just consider it a temporary nuisance. Now that we're involved, I had to file

IA -248 with the DOD. IA?

It's the form acquired for our intimate alliance.

There can't be a form for that. Normally it's a formality, but given what

happened to me recently on your watch, well, our relationship has been red

-flagged.

Our relationship's been red -flagged? Because of our high rank, the DOD is

concerned. They have sent a relationship auditor to assess us.

Assess us for what?

National security.

Hello, Sheriff.

Warren Hughes.

Warren.

Ph .D., M .A., CPA.

I cover all the bases.

So as I've told Dr. Blake, I'm here pursuant to an I -248 filing.

Well, Warren, how do you assess an intimate alliance?

I like to watch.

Oh, I don't mean watch.

Watch.

No, you two just carry on, go about your business, and pretend I'm not even

here.

Who's here to judge us? What, there's some sort of mid -level paper pusher

the DOD?

Actually, our office intends to go entirely paperless by 2016.

Yeah? I'm vice chair of the green team.

All we have to do is keep it professional.

Also, no groping.

Let's just get through the day.

Fortunately, it looks like it's going to be a quiet one.

So, Dr. Blake, exactly what's happening here?

Well, Tiny, our robot rover, has just finished building a site just like this

Titan to facilitate our faster -than -light travel.

And she's bringing back soil and air samples.

So I can recreate the perfect ethane fog, hydrocarbon lake, methane burp.

was delightful.

The next best thing to being on Titan.

Our strength team will be prepared for anything, which includes traveling via

the FTL just like Tiny. You don't want to miss it.

Trust me, I never miss a thing.

Dr.

Deacon? Commence return course sequence.

Activating. Let's bring her home.

She's just getting a bearing. It's been a rigorous assignment.

Hang on. I've got to deactivate her depressurization field.

Field clearing in three, two, one.

He needs a CT for blunt force trauma, possible concussion.

Mr. Hughes, are you okay?

Well, my ears are ringing. Exploding robots will do that.

Tinnitus, it's a result of the blast. It's usually temporary. It's usually?

I'm so sorry. We will take care of you.

I'll live. Now I can watch you and Sheriff Carter handle a crisis.

One second she was here, and then the next... What happened?

Well, I won't know until I examine her remains.

Any theories?

Dr. Deacon.

Well, Dr. Blake, there's a strong methane presence on Titan as a gas,

as a liquid, and as a solid. Now, Tanya was in prolonged contact. So she may

have somehow absorbed a dangerously high concentration. If that's the case, once

I deactivated her depressurization shield, the tiniest of sparks could have

caused her to explode.

This is a disaster.

I was counting on those samples.

Well, hopefully her containment unit is still intact.

Sheriff Carter.

Sheriff. I need you to check the area.

Oh, come on. This thing's probably blown halfway to mid... Um, yeah.

I will do that, Dr. Blake.

Well, I'll come with you. We can chat.

Fantastic.

But... Please.

It's okay. You can look.

What? No, no, I wasn't trying to... Doug, we might spend six months in close

quarters together.

You're bound to see me in my skivvies.

Okay.

For the mission.

Which brings up something else.

Um, excuse me?

We failed at our last simulation.

Ah, yeah, my bad.

I was just distracted, you know, because you're so distracting.

Hence our problem.

And I think I have a solution.

Just the two of us, we need to spend some time together. Just getting to know

each other, talking.

Talking? Okay, that's one approach.

What did you have in mind?

I was thinking that we should just have sex.

Our budding urges are interfering with our professional ambitions.

Wait, our urges? You mean like mutual?

Definitely. So that's why I think the most sensible course of action is to

satisfy them. Now?

Yeah. The sooner we consummate, the sooner we concentrate.

Uh -oh.

We have a tiny problem.

Oh. Oh, no, no, tiny. The robot. She exploded.

Yeah, I have to go look into it. All right. Well, rain check tonight?

Absolutely. All right.

Okay.

Sign here and here.

Initial here and we're done.

So that's it.

It's official?

Full and complete, pardon.

Well, thank you very much, Jill.

You know, it must be a sad day for you, though. I mean, I know how much you love

locking me up.

Oh, I still can if you misbehave.

Only if it's on your turf.

I can go anywhere now. I'm a free man.

So does that mean you're leaving?

Maybe. Who knows?

And if I do, this could be the last time we ever see each other.

So what are your intentions?

Well, my intentions are to find these scientifically fascinating samples.

No, I meant with Dr. Blake.

Well, my intention is to continue to enjoy her relationship.

Which you would consider to be, A, a fling, B, friends

with benefits, C, leading to a serious commitment, or D, other?

E, none of your business.

Well, now, Sheriff, you're obliged to respond as per Section QV6.

What is that?

I guess some pieces of tiny sort of fire. Wait here.

Oh, Penny Candy, you're not going to get rid of me that easily.

We're tiny.

The CH4 concentration is more than 3 ,000 ppm. It's like she was saturated

methane. Which means we definitely have to rethink the filtration system for the

Australia's habitat.

Tiny, you didn't blow up for nothing.

Henry, I have to ask. Are you okay with getting married?

I couldn't be happier.

It's just... Are you okay?

I asked you to marry me, remember?

So, adios, Tiny.

And where have you been?

Oh, I was tangled up with Zane. With his thing.

His pardon thing.

So, you guys must be swamped with wedding plans.

Need any help?

Oh, no, no. It's just an intimate party with friends. No fuss.

Yeah, but you guys are making a commitment to each other. You gotta go

No big and splashy. No, we're gonna go all out.

Small.

And simple.

The smoke seems to be gone, Sheriff.

Keen eye, Warren.

Oh, is that the containment unit?

Yeah, it looks like.

I mean, it might have sprung a leak.

My eyes are starting to sting.

I don't think we should be here.

I think you should be left home.

You want to give a mid -level paper pusher a ride home?

I knew they were going to haunt me.

Oh.

Sheriff. Is that a part of your robot?

Wait.

What is that? A foot?

Just don't touch anything, okay?

Bad day for nodding.

The earth just opened up and swallowed me. It was horrible.

I'm just glad that you're okay.

I'm fine, too.

Over here. Can I speak to you for a moment?

Sure.

You almost broke the auditor.

I think it wasn't my fault.

Can you please be more cautious? This assessment is serious.

This assessment is ridiculous.

You run G .D. I protect the town.

After hours, when I get lucky, we sleep together.

Jack. What are you writing?

Just a few notes.

Please, carry on.

Jack.

I'll let you know. Why don't you go check in with Henry and see what

he's made?

I'm checking with Henry.

Testy, isn't he?

Actually, he is the most level -headed, even -tempered person in a town full of

huge egos. Oh. Do you have a huge ego?

Yes. Do you really see a future together?

I don't... No.

Why, what did Jack say? I won't say anything.

Dr. Blake, I mean, you have to admit, two of you do make a strange

Here you are in charge of some of the most brilliant scientists in the world.

mean, you're a genius.

And Sheriff Carter is, well, you know. Jack Carter may not have a bunch of

degrees, but in many ways he is the smartest man that I know.

Hyper defensive.

That's interesting.

Excuse me.

I believe the orange fog you saw was primarily composed of ethane.

What, that methane's what made Tiny explode?

It did. Both compounds are prevalent on Titan.

Oh, so the samples are leaking.

Possibly, but the protective seal appears not to be broken.

Sorry to interrupt, but, uh, Grace, I've been doing a bit of reading, and it

seems that people tie their weddings together with a theme, like vintage

or country charm. Joe? Yeah?

I appreciate your enthusiasm. What were you thinking for a gown?

Oh, no, no, I wasn't going to wear anything formal.

Yeah, but, oh, I think that you would look so beautiful in something like

I think that's a bit much. Montessori, can I borrow you for a second?

Yeah. I think you're going a little bit overboard.

Carter? Yeah?

Henry got dumped into this timeline, married to a woman he didn't know, but

still managed to fall in love. Okay, now that is a new timeline success story.

It deserves to be...

Celebrate it.

Okay, so Dr.

Leonardo is expecting us at her lab to choose flowers.

Oh, no, we already picked out our flowers.

Yeah, but we can reconsider.

I think it's cute.

Hacking the mainframe. Not exactly how to celebrate a pardon from the Pentagon.

I'm not hacking, I'm upgrading.

But upgrades aren't due till next month.

Well, I wanted to check off another item on my to -do list before I leave.

Since when do you have a to -do list?

And since when are you leaving?

Well, I'm a free man.

There's nothing holding me here now.

What about Jo?

Well, it's not like we're really together.

And she's not asking me to stay.

Okay, but I am.

I need your advice.

About?

Wait a minute.

Specifically, Holly Martin.

The doctor's in.

She wants to upgrade our relationship, and by upgrade, I mean... Yeah, I get

But it just seems like it's going too fast for me. I mean, where's the whole

getting -to -know -you courtship part? What the hell is wrong with you?

Have you seen her?

But isn't having sex too soon kind of like skipping over the meat and potatoes

and going straight to dessert?

There's no such thing as having sex too soon.

The dirt is the best main course, and if you're lucky, you're going to get

seconds and thirds, am I right?

Huh?

Methane concentration is unusually high, and I'm getting readings for... Yeah,

ammonia. I can smell it. Yeah, enough to destabilize the ground in this area.

What, are you talking more sinkholes? Well, if the levels continue to rise,

can say goodbye to the BCE, for starters.

Henry's...

Is there ammonia on Titan?

In spades.

Well, if we've little pieces of tiny scattered all over Eureka... You know

I should expand the search boundaries.

So, are you nervous?

Well, the idea of being sucked into a giant pink hole is not exactly pleasant.

I know.

Marriage is a big commitment.

You know what? I tell you what.

I wasn't nervous.

What's changed?

Well... I gave other Henry's ring to Grace, telling her that I would earn it,

and I thought I had.

Now? Well, now she wants a new one, so I feel like I still have to live up to

him.

Me.

High levels of ammonia and methane in the 24th quadrant.

And if those two mix, the fob could be extremely toxic.

What's in the 24th quadrant?

Offside lab, agricultural.

Talk to Leonardo.

All right.

Yeah, no baby's breath in her bouquet. Everyone uses that. She needs something

special. Well, how about lavender? No.

I love it.

I hate it.

So how about something more exotic, like jasmine or a bird of paradise?

Those plants aren't exactly in season.

Seasons don't matter in here. Flip a switch, make it summer. What about

boutonniere? Roses are generic.

What on earth?

Is that normal?

No. And neither is that.

This way.

Everybody out!

We've got to shut off the vent.

Over here.

Jill, we need to get out of here.

I'm right behind you.

You okay? It's the ethium fog.

It's coming through the vents. Carter!

Shut the valve!

Careful!

The tritons can't use a green as delicate. Are you kidding me? This thing

trying to fill me up.

How'd the fog get into these vents?

Well, whatever contaminated Eureka has found its way through the soil and

somehow infiltrated the venting system.

Does it all look like this in here? No, but I think the plant... Saved our

lives. They must have absorbed the fog.

If there was a nitrate radical present, it could have stimulated a rapid mass of

overgrowth. So, we're now swamped by methane, ethane, ammonia, and

nitrogen, all found in heavy concentrations on Titanite.

Right.

Holly!

How you doing?

Well, I am really looking forward to tonight.

Yeah, me too.

But, you know, if it feels like we're rushing things, we could, well, maybe

have dinner.

Dinner?

Yeah, you know, just hang out, shoot the breeze, share secrets.

Uh, no.

Let's just stick with the plan and have sex.

Sounds awesome.

Great. Okay.

Well, until tonight.

What's wrong?

I'm sorry.

I can't do it.

Not like this.

Not with you.

Vince, come on. We haven't even ordered yet. Test batch.

I want angel food cake. Joe insists on hazelnut. Bold choice for a wedding

if you ask me.

I think you should decide.

But I'm right.

You're not concerned about the cake, are you?

No.

All right, talk to me. What's wrong?

You want new rings.

So what are you going to do with the old ones? I mean, you want to keep wearing

them around your neck?

I mean, it's like you're embracing me with one arm, but holding on to somebody

else with the other.

So all three women are fine and very lucky. Good.

Prolonged exposure to the fog is legal.

And Joe's still in the infirmary?

She's in her office.

Wow. With Warren.

She's the head of security who wants her perspective on our relationship. Yeah,

but Joe's giving me insight about our relationship?

She dated a robot.

Well, we cannot interfere.

How'd your little talk with him go?

It's funny, I didn't realize how difficult it was to define what we are

other.

Well, it wasn't until he got here.

I think it's just hard, you know, with Henry and Grace making a little

commitment.

So you think commitment, or you think for... Okay, don't panic. It doesn't say

anything about marriage.

But now that you brought it up, is it so inconceivable?

Why, is it for you?

I asked you first.

Hey, Jack, I'm glad I found you. Look, I'm sorry, I've got to show you

something. Okay, great.

We'll talk about this later. Yeah, apparently.

Sheriff Carter and Dr.

Blake. have never engaged in unprofessional behavior in the

No. No, they're always discreet. Even when Allison spends the night at our

house.

Well, my house is under construction, and Carter was kind enough to let me

He's a very good friend. Carter is dating the head of G .D. while living

the head of G .D. security.

It's not as three's company as it sounds. No, that is very enlightening.

just... No, really.

Thank you.

Okay.

Any uniform?

No.

I was just helping Grace plan her wedding.

She doesn't seem to be here.

But you're still here.

Well, I heard you had a close call to Aggie Lab.

So do you need anything?

Like a break?

Some weed killer?

No, I'm good.

Good?

Yeah, well, I guess this is goodbye then.

Yeah, I... Again.

I think I know. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Tiny didn't absorb anything.

Final tests show that Tiny's remains were only coated with methane.

Meaning? That the exposure was terrestrial after her return from Titan.

Well, if she overdosed on the BCE, then where did all the methane come from?

Well, that's what I don't know.

Yeah.

What's wrong with you?

Oh, nothing.

Unless you call losing the girl of your dreams before you ever even had her

wrong. Very sorry about that.

But your problem sits at the moment. So there were a mixture of compounds that

created the ethane fog.

Oh, the guy at the BCE who was whining about losing tiny, he said that he was

planning on creating that in his lab.

Huggins, Titan atmosphere specialist.

So type A. Any tiny mistake and he'd flush his entire simulation down the

proverbial toilet.

And those simulations utilized actual methane, ammonia...

When he dumped it, where would it go?

To an underground evacuation chamber.

So it's possible that the waste from those simulations could have permeated

chamber and leached into the soil.

Okay, let's go with that. How did it pop up across town? There are geothermal

vents that run through all the layers of the soil at both sites, leading from G

.D. to the B .C. East site and passing directly through Main Street.

And it's all interconnected.

I'll find out. And I'll get Grayson. We'll identify the hot spots.

Well, I'll just sit here, alone, not having...

Stop! Don't touch anything!

Don't touch anything! I have to, Sheriff.

My methane flurries are too small.

Our strayest candidates need to be prepared for the real thing. Stop!

How many times have you flush -typed down the toilet?

Uh, five hundred and ninety -six. Why?

Listen, you've overloaded the evacuation chamber.

It's found its way through the vents and into the soil. Now we've got thick

holes in methane fog popping up all over town.

I made methane fog?

Uh, was it thick? Because, you know, I never really got the mixture. Not the

point! Your simulation is turning Eureka into Titan.

We can't let that happen.

We'll all die.

All right. Everybody inside.

Come on. Inside.

All right. Everyone inside. Come on. Inside.

Inside. Let's go. Inside.

Inside. Inside.

Inside. Inside. Inside.

Leaving so soon?

Well, apparently you're in no rush to go anywhere.

Turns out I like saying goodbye to you.

You want to say it again?

Zane, what are you waiting for? A farewell party?

Actually, I prefer private parties.

Uh -huh.

Seriously, I like this.

Quiet and simple. It's just me and you. Code four, emergency response activated.

Party's over.

activated. Is that... Methane snow.

Extremely... Explosive. Yeah.

Titan has come to Main Street and will spread if we can't vent it.

Here, guys.

Use this from the door.

Main Street's been evacuated, but there's still people trapped at Café

That ethane fog is a killer.

Yeah. You said that. Now, again, is there any way to get this off Main

No.

Well, I have been developing a portable evacuation unit, but it hasn't been

tested yet.

Dr. Huggins, maybe the time is now.

Say no more.

I've trained for a moment like this.

I don't need my partner.

Once Bargo and Holly pump the fog off of Main Street, it's going to spread

underground. The whole town could destabilize. All right, well, the vents

Main Street, can we redirect them someplace else?

Yes, but to where? I'm thinking Dr. Leonardo's lab. I mean, her plants

the fog and clean the air, right?

Sort of like photosynthesis.

I love science class.

All right, everybody move back.

They're going to redirect the fog.

Jack, it's still confined to Main Street, but it's spreading quickly. Now,

the evac unit works, you just have to open the valve in time.

Or Eureka will become one giant pit.

Got it.

Easy, Miss Lou.

Stay in your lane. I am in my lane.

No backseat driving.

I gotta get out there. No, Henry, Henry, give them a chance.

Holly,

you okay?

I think so.

What's wrong?

Spark, something's happened. My suit is losing pressure.

Your tank must have been damaged.

leaving Main Street.

She needs to go slower.

That's the opposite of going slower. Just close your eyes, Warren, and

Breathe.

Stay calm.

Save your hair, Holly. I can't recalibrate. These gloves, my fingers

slipping. We're going to switch you to the reserve tank.

Don't you need spacesuits? The fog is toxic!

We don't have time! We got a plan!

Warren, stay!

What?

Okay, I got it in.

Watch it.

Why won't it open?

It's under too much pressure.

I can bench press twice my weight.

Okay.

Way to go, Warren.

All right, get out of here. This stuff's poison. What about you?

I'll be right behind you, Joe.

Yeah, okay, come on.

You can't stay in there. I'm not leaving.

You're stubborn.

You're wasting time.

Write that down.

Saved the day, huh?

Look, I've been thinking. I was wrong.

Wrong? About what?

My advice.

Wasn't the right approach, at least not for you.

Look, he's a really good guy.

Anyway, there's plenty of time for dessert, maybe. If you wait, it'll taste

better.

Thanks. I'm going out.

Thanks for saving us.

So, dessert, huh?

Look, Holly...

Before, it wasn't that I wasn't interested.

It's that I was too interested.

I really like you, and I don't want to miss all the parts in between.

Yeah, but I am terrible at that stuff, and I am really, really good at dessert.

And you have no idea how much I'm looking forward to that, but I just

want to get to know you first.

But that's where things start going wrong. I mean...

What if you don't laugh at my jokes? Or you like the original Star Trek and I

like Next Gen? But the not knowing, that's the exciting part. You're just

a chance.

And by the way, I like both Star Treks.

Really? Me too.

Yeah? See? That wasn't so hard, was it?

Fog -free, just the way I like it.

So a little taste of Titan didn't give you second thoughts?

About joining Astraeus?

No, I still want to go. Good. But the thought of being two billion

miles away from you... Oh, I don't... Grace, Grace, Grace.

I will be with you.

Always.

Would you be comfortable wearing this?

Would you be comfortable? I mean, it was his.

Mine, but... The truth is, you are my Henry.

Hey, we run a respectable town.

Hey, hey, hey, mayor.

Um, Joe, we are so grateful, but, um...

What you want for our wedding, it's just not us. Not us, no.

I know.

Good. Now get in.

Oh.

Um, what is going on?

Isn't this where you first met?

Well, that's how I remember it. Yeah, me too.

Did I pick the right spot?

It's perfect.

Thank you.

Oh, my.

Joe, it's perfect.

Are you so excited and surprised?

Completely. I've got to go through with it.

Tell you what, we could do a double wedding.

How they made it all work out.

That proves it's possible.

Am I late?

No, you are right on time.

Warren is here to officiate. He has a license to marry.

Of course he does.

So who's the happy couple?

We are. Oh, wonderful.

So, uh, choose a spot?

Okay.

So, sure.

Carter, Dr.

Blake, it's been quite a day.

Well, sort of standard stuff for Eureka, but we're a pretty good team.

Yeah. Well, I've already filed my report with the DOD.

So what did it say, or is it confidential?

You may as well know now.

I think the two of you are very impressive, and it's quite clear how

care about each other.

In other words, too much.

Your personal feelings are bound to get in the way.

so your relationship has not been approved.

Are you kidding?

Oh, come on. That means you have to terminate your intimate alliance

immediately or resign your posts.

Excuse me.

Oh, I love weddings.

Shall we begin?

So beautiful. My friends, or should I say acquaintances, we gather tonight to

celebrate... Henry. Henry and... Grace. Grace.

A couple whose love transcends time.

They're here to renew their vows with respect for the past,

joy in the present, and commitment to the future.

together forever.