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Previously on Eureka. If we're going to be working together and sleeping

together, things are going to get complicated.

I can handle complicated.

Joe and I, we used to be something, but

I don't know what.

And she does.

What are you doing with my grandmother's ring, Joe?

There's something you should know about Joe and the other you.

Behold, the world's first armhole FTL.

You crack man fast at plane travel.

Dr. Fargo, I'm Senator... Senator Michaela Wynn. I know who you are.

You did just launch a rocket that nearly took out the International Space

Station.

Get comfortable. Your future in Eureka is about to get very complicated.

Oh, that can just go right over there.

Morning.

Coffee will be ready in a minute. Did you want to wait inside?

Oh, no.

I mean, I'll wait out here. That's fine.

I'd just rather not sit at all. I've been flying for seven hours.

Well, not me personally. I was on a plane.

I prefer trains, though, because you can put your stuff on a seat next to you

and people won't sit there. And you can get up and walk around.

I'm fine out here.

So, be careful.

No.

Good morning, Larry.

Morning, Larry.

Ow, ow, that hurts.

Sorry,

I'm awake.

How was the vacation?

Fantastic. Last night I saw the sunset on the beach. Awesome.

So, what's on the docket today?

Have an 8 a .m. with Dr. L. Wood in biogenetics. About specs with some

containment units. Not right now. Not right now.

Conference call at 8 .30 with Senator Wen. 9 a .m. with Dr. Parrish. Parrish,

reschedule. What would you like the reason to be?

How about because I hate his stupid face and I can't stand his whining? Right.

No, no, no. I was joking.

Oh, yes. Of course you were. I totally got that, but I just have to give a

second right here.

Just keep the meeting.

What else?

Would you like a Vinspresso?

Oh, no, I don't drink coffee. I love a good cup of herbal tea. It's so much

calming, you know? I'm here on assignment, so my nerves are a little

Holly, did I mention that? I'm talking to Matarne.

Now it's awkward.

I'm Vincent, and we have every herbal tea known to man.

I'll brew you up something special.

That'd be great. Thank you.

What were you listening to?

Oh, nothing good. Have you heard of neurolinguistic programming?

Honey, this is Eureka. There's nothing we haven't heard of. Right. I encoded

some MP3s with it to help me manage anxiety around social situations.

It's my own personal recipe for success.

Joke. Get it? I said it. Because you're the chef. I work with rockets.

You are such a blast.

What? I got it. Joke.

I like you. I like you, too.

What else?

Senator Wen's representative is due at 10 to conduct an inquiry into the FTL

accident. What? No, no, no, no, no. They weren't supposed to be here until next

week. An email just arrived in your inbox with a timetable change.

And I'll be out of a job sooner than I thought. Well, you know, you did take

part in a non -sanctioned launch of an untaxed... Not helping, Larry.

Sorry.

So, does our Cylon spy have a name? Dr. Holly Martin. She holds...

aeronautical and mechanical engineering degrees from Cal Poly. Top of her class,

recruited by numerous government agencies.

Why do I know her name?

Because Global Dynamics was one of those agencies.

She said no. She turned down a job at GD? That doesn't happen ever?

According to her files, she likes to work alone.

Well, happy to keep it that way.

Time to rock the Game Face playlist.

Doc, you may be smart and adorable, but I won't go down without a bite.

Could you please not do that in front of me?

It's traumatizing.

Is it?

Now, are you sure you can handle this?

Yeah, it's one day I can handle it.

All right.

Hey, you know, it's still not too late to come with me. You can change your

mind. Because going to a medical conference with your mom is just every

teenager's dream.

This is the sarcasm phase. It's right after the ignoring phase and just before

the loathing phase. Here you go. So the best is yet to come.

That's great.

All right, so everything you need is in this bag, and I had Deputy Andy upgrade

it with the latest child care techniques, so if you need any extra

Please. I survived a teenage daughter, and apart from her running away a few

dozen times in a brief stint in jail, she turned out okay.

All right. Okay.

Okay, bye, baby.

Okay, bye.

Hey, keep your eye on him.

Got it.

Bye, baby.

I'll be back tomorrow.

Say goodbye.

Bye. Have a nice trip.

I thought you hated 80s music. Well, you know what? I read

somewhere that marriage is about compromise.

This smells amazing.

What is this all for?

Our anniversary.

Oh.

Uh, is it December and someone forgot to tell me? No, but it's been six months.

Since you came home. Mm -hmm.

So, here is to my beautiful wife.

If only every morning could be like this.

Well, you know, I just had an idea about that.

Looking good,

Lupo.

I meant the new place.

A little small, though.

Didn't know you were building a TARDIS house.

A what?

Big on the inside, tiny on the... Never mind.

When do you move in?

Getting the retinal scans today.

Ah, biometric security.

Gotta love the future.

I mean, who needs keys, right?

It's not like I went through a wormhole that stuck in 1947.

How do you know... I am going to kill him.

Ow! What was that for? You told Zane...

about the other timeline.

It may have come up.

I thought we were going to die.

How much does he know?

That we were stuck in 1947 and when we came back things were different.

Did you tell him about us?

What do you mean, me and you?

Me and him.

He may have guessed right a couple times.

Great. But he knows about time travel protocols.

He's not going to give us up. I don't care about the stupid protocols, okay? I

let him go and now he's...

starting to look at me and that... Fargo.

Welcome to Global Dynamics, Dr. Martin. I'm Douglas Fargo.

Director, hello.

I'm here to see the FTL drive, of course. Shall we? Oh, yeah, that'd be

Thanks.

You know, I've been studying the design specs and I really... Do try and keep

up. Okay.

This is too cool.

I'd love to take it apart and see how it works.

When I was a kid, this one time I reversed the suction on the vacuum

Fascinating. You know, if you want, I could give you a demonstration.

I thought it was non -operational.

I'm the head of G .D. I can do whatever I want.

What'd you do?

Got rid of her. It's for the best.

So, who wants breakfast?

Um...

UFTL's

Holly Martin?

The DOD's gonna flip.

She wanted to take it apart?

She would've realized the design is based on the Einstein Bridge, and

Secrets out. Now you care about keeping secrets.

What the hell is wrong with you?

I feel fine.

Fargo, where is Holly?

Beats me.

She could be anywhere or nowhere.

Oh, waffles?

This sucks.

Man.

You said you wanted to hang out like we used to, right?

Yeah, like when you used to take me out on investigations and stuff. I never

took you out on, uh, except when it did.

Then we did.

And ever since you and Mom got together, we don't have any fun.

You're all domesticated. I'm not domesticated.

I'm...

Hey, Joe, I'm on a day off. Can you call Andy?

What?

Do we have a case?

I could help you.

Okay, keep me posted.

Hypothetically?

What if there was an accident with the FTL and someone got sent somewhere?

And someone got that?

Hypothetically. Well, they might be at the BCE site.

You know, both in Cloud Exciter? Yeah, the catcher's mitt, I remember.

But if the coordinates from the BCE were the last ones in the drive, the FTL

might have sent them there.

We should go. No, no, no, hey!

No.

But it's a good idea, and I will let Joe know.

Sheriff, your order is ready.

What's the occasion?

Oh, big party later.

Getting started a bit early, don't you think?

Oh, it's never too early to partay.

I think it might be.

And he just took off. Yeah.

He's on some sort of crime -fighting kick. I guess the whole timeline means

take him on ride -alongs.

That is so cute. He wants to be your little deputy.

Joe, he stole my Jeep.

Yes, well, there's that.

Dr. Martin!

Kevin!

And Fargo?

He, uh, what, just disappeared her?

Yeah, he claims he was protecting us.

I don't know. This Holly chick has him acting crazy.

Crazier. I cared for his job. I mean, you don't act rational when you're

out. Okay, there's irrational, and then there's homicidal.

You didn't see his face. It was... It was like you didn't care. Jack!

Jack! I found her!

Dr. Martin. Global dynamics is not that way. Are you okay? Are you kidding?

That was amazing.

The first direct FTL flight of a vehicleless life form?

Oh, I can't wait to tell everyone I know. Not that I know a lot of people.

I'll have to write a paper.

Maybe I'll call it Beam Me Up, or something less dated and more reverent.

Oh, hi, I'm Holly.

Hi, I'm Jack.

Can I go again?

Well, we can talk about that at G .D. when we get you checked out. Okay, bye.

Okay, look, I know you're probably mad. Oh, you think?

Oh, come on, Jack. Please don't do it.

Who's your best friend? She is. Hey, Allison.

Hey, yourself.

Everything okay? How are my babies?

Um, well, Kevin, just, uh, just, um, uh,

found something for me that I lost.

Oh, that's good.

Carter, hey, you know what? I'm losing you.

I'll call you when I get to the hotel.

Okay, sounds good. Miss you.

I miss you, too.

Hello?

You know, I drove over the same debris.

I tried calling for help, but I can't get a signal.

What do I do?

Please, you have to help me. That's my dad.

One second, honey. It'll be okay. I'm a doctor.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine. Just watch out for passing cars, okay?

Where's Fargo?

Resting comfortably in your office.

You locked him in my holding cell.

You'd rather he'd roam free while we're out here and sniff around the FTO?

Who knows what he'll do next?

I have to call the senator and let her know what's going on. This is going to

blow her mind. Have you seen Dr. Fargo? I want to thank him.

For? For the demonstration.

To be honest, I don't do a lot of work in the field.

Really? So this has been a real education. I did my thesis on Einstein's

equations and...

Are you familiar with the Gauss -Binet theory, which posits that exotic matter

need not be present to superluminally traverse two points in space -time?

Must have been sick that day.

Oh. Speaking of which, we should probably get you checked out by the

a standard procedure for superluminous travel.

Right. Of course. Let me show you to the infirmary. I know the way. I memorized

the blueprints on the plane.

Of course you did.

What?

There might be a way to disguise the origins of the FTL.

Keep her from figuring out that it's a spin -off of the bridge device.

Great.

Do it.

How about some quid pro quo?

I'm at a bit of a disadvantage here, Joe.

We used to be intimate.

And you've seen me naked.

I'm just saying it's only fair.

I'm not playing games with you.

Come on, Joe. We have to deal with this.

No, we don't.

We don't exist.

Not in this or any timeline.

Oh, there's Sheriff Carter and your big brother, Kevin. He just perpetrated Code

503. That's Grand Theft Auto.

Yes, it is.

Sorry, I was thinking of a baby sitting there. No problem.

It was kind of nice, actually. Did you find Miss Martin?

Yeah, we did. Wow.

He did. Don't know how or why, but he did.

I don't know.

I had to. I knew who she was and I wanted to help.

Well, if you're still in the mood, I could use some help.

Really? Yeah.

What's going on? Is there like a nanobot outbreak? Did a quantum window open up

somewhere? Nope.

You can hold Jenna while I answer the phone.

Now, read.

I set the ring to an infrasonic frequency.

Jenna's been napping. It's been kind of crazy.

Sheriff's office.

Hold, please. I could use another hand, though.

I'll order one today.

You're putting out the fires.

Watch him. Deputy Andy, how may I be of assistance?

Is Carter around?

He's indisposed right now.

Can you just let him know that I'm going by my house and I've got everything

under control?

I'll do that.

Oh, hey, Joe.

Just give me one reason why I shouldn't shoot you. Oh, come on. We can talk

about this.

You burned down my house.

Okay, we are way past talking.

Well, maybe if you listened.

This is revenge?

For what? Not getting naked?

Maybe. Okay, that's enough. You, I'll let you out of there when you calm down.

You sit.

Now, what's going on?

She was ignoring me. I tried to talk to her about us.

The other us.

What's he talking about?

Nothing.

We're telling everybody this?

Fargo told him.

Fargo? Mm -hmm.

Look, that's it.

What? What Fargo did to... What's her name? Holly? Yeah. And now Zane's gone

postal. What do they have in common?

They're both idiots?

The FTL flight.

They were in the capsule together.

Oh, you think that it may have altered them somehow?

Well, no one's ever used fast and light technology before. It's got to have some

side effect.

There's nothing wrong with me.

You set Joe's house on fire to get her attention.

Okay, I see your point. Okay. You and Fargo, check that out.

I want to leave some action.

Uh, we.

Not we. You're not going anywhere.

Well, I can take Zane.

I won't kill him.

Promise. That's reassuring.

So, so does this mean we finally get to talk?

Go.

And now Zane has to watch over Joe committing a 187 after he 1071'd her

Yes.

So this is the best idea you've ever had. And you inspired it. Hand me the

torch, would you?

Well, wait, don't you want to use the F crimper on it?

You don't think so. Okay.

All right, good. Okay.

Mm -hmm.

Told you.

Well, you know, I was just... It was a test.

Oh.

It's, uh... Jack.

Well, it'll have to wait.

Mm -hmm.

Okay, still here.

Right there. Yep.

There's a small silver case in the glove compartment. Bring it to me.

Be careful.

Dr. Martin, we are sorry for this.

You think what's happened to them will happen to me?

Because if the FTL travel altered their brain chemistry in some way, that means

it'll change me too, right?

Obviously, I don't know that for sure. I'm only a rocket scientist.

Don't trust her, Jill.

She's working against us. You have to get rid of her. You know, he's really

quite... Sweet, when he's not trying to destroy you.

Ooh, dogs!

What the hell is going on?

Carter, you talk to Henry?

He's not answering his phone. We're headed over to the garage now. How are

things over there?

Fargo and Zane are out of commission, and the only person who knows anything

about the FTL is the one person we can't ask.

Look, Henry needs to check it out before things get any weirder around here.

I'll find him.

Whoa. Whoa!

Hold on, Joe. Carter, what is it?

Well, things just got weirder.

Hi! You're not Joe.

No, I'm Holly.

We met earlier. I'm not surprised you don't remember.

I remember.

Joe sent me. She's busy herding dogs.

Excuse me?

No, no, not herding.

Herding, with a D.

With a D. Yeah, someone let all the dogs out of the behavioral science lab,

which I totally get.

I mean, yes, research requires test subjects, and no, they weren't being

but they're all cooped up in there, and... Whoa.

I know, right?

Uh, so what is it?

It's a landslide, but the rocks aren't moving.

It must be some kind of stasis field.

Taste it to you? Like a frozen bubble in time?

Well, it only looks like time has stopped.

Stopping time would violate the uncertainty principle. The rocks are

moving, only at a rate imperceptible to the naked eye.

Have you ever played Warhammer?

Never mind. And it looks like it's still expanding.

Check this out.

What happens if a person gets stuck in there?

It's not good.

Because there's not enough to worry about.

Seriously?

I just have to look something up. You can't drive,

okay? Not legally.

Sheriff?

Sheriff's office, Deputy Andy.

Oh, be careful. She just...

Eight. Oh, dear.

Gotta go.

Can you watch Kevin?

What's happening to him has happened to everybody.

So, you're putting me in custody?

Oh, come on.

And I'm so telling Mom about this.

Is this what you needed? Thanks.

I flagged someone down. They went to get help.

Why would my dad leave the car?

Well, I think he may have a head injury and he's confused and wandered off.

Don't worry, honey. We'll find him.

What is that?

You know how search teams track people using bloodhounds?

This is sort of a GPS for DNA.

And you just have this in your car?

Come on, let's hurry.

This device will lead us right to him.

In the last hour, it's expanded half a kilometer.

Who cares about some stupid stasis field?

We all know what the real threat is here.

How long till it reaches us?

I'll run some calculations.

Seven minutes at the current rate of expansion.

Or thereabouts. Is there a way to tell where it's coming from?

The point of origin seems to be somewhere in this radius here.

Bad boy, bad boy. So much for my day off, huh?

What you gonna do when they come, girl?

Are you singing a theme from Cops?

Man, it's stuck in my head.

And it was the first song on that playlist.

What playlist?

I downloaded a bunch of songs off the server this morning. You know, stuff we

could crank up while we drove around.

We could do every time we hang out.

Songs about what?

About, like, uh, crackheading?

Mostly, yeah.

Huh.

What else is on this playlist?

What about the dogs?

What's that, boss?

That's not something Holly said about someone letting the dogs out of a lab.

Where's his server?

The jukebox is a hard drive for all the music in Eureka.

It doesn't matter where you listen to it. iPod, home stereo, car radio.

You download it in from here. It has every song ever recorded.

Well, could it have a virus in it?

It's possible. It says it was an automatic update this morning.

Maybe there's a bug in the software.

Okay, shut it down. Shut it down.

Hey, uh, Carter, we might be able to... Don't you touch that, Sheriff!

Because... Because we are here to pump up the volume.

Joe? Break down to the beat!

Because that is how we do, and these hips don't lie!

Right.

Joe, uh, was Zane ever a fan of talking heads?

Carter, what is going on?

Joe? It's music.

What'd he say?

He wants to know if you're a Talking Heads fan. I was listening to them on my

run this morning, the greatest Heads album, and she was, once in a

Burning down the house?

Yeah, probably.

Fargo, were you listening to music today?

You know, it's really hard to think clearly in such a confined space.

Fargo? I may have been listening to something.

Something that made you want to target Holly?

They're acting out songs.

Yeah, it's, uh, happening to Kevin and Betsy a lot.

Um, somebody order 99 Red Balloons.

99 Red Balloons?

Pretty much the whole town.

For, um, Nina.

Ever hear of a little ditty called, uh, the end of the world as we know it?

Believe in the people who can make it happen. Well, it's already happening.

phaser field has got to be connected to this, and it's still expanding.

How long before it reaches GD?

Now, good for you?

All right, Joe, get out of there.

I've already ordered an evac of all personnel but we're not going anywhere

we figure out who's doing this.

You're getting close. Come on in.

Daddy?

Is he okay?

Okay, he's alive.

Go meet the paramedics. Tell them where we are.

Now!

Okay, I downloaded the jukebox's recent playlist before we shut it down.

I can trace every song that was accessed today back to the people who played

them. Is there any song about stopping time?

I'm not sure I can check the lyrics database for key words.

Stop the world, Emma. Who played that?

Running back, Grace.

It's gotta be more than just a bug in the automatic update. I mean, I hate

Sorry. It's okay.

Maybe there's a predisposition at play. The song's repeating an impulse that's

already there.

I didn't want to burn down Jo's house. But you wanted to get her attention. The

song gave you a way to do that.

The mesolimbic system is the part of the brain responsible for hypnotic

suggestivity. If the region were hyperactivated due to frequency

within the music, it would explain why you felt compelled to act on the lyrics.

So we've been hypnotized.

Influenced. Like with neuro -linguistic programming.

Oh.

Oh.

What?

someone new to Eureka had an iPod filled with NLP -infused MP3 files. Well, the

jukebox wirelessly downloads all music files from any outside source.

It could have embedded the hypnotic programming into all the music files.

You caused this?

Can you reverse it? Maybe. Probably. I would have to adjust the pitch

frequencies to reprogram everyone individually.

Theoretically, I... Oh, my God! Can you do it or not?

Yes.

Uh, the safest field is Breach GD.

There won't be time to cure everybody.

What if we reprogram the person who created the field and get them to stop

It'll buy us some more time.

If we can find them.

So where is the point of origin?

See how it's fanning out wider as it goes? If it's here now and we first

discovered it over here in a smaller area, we just have to connect the dot to

find the vertex of the angle.

X marks the spot.

Wait, isn't that...

Henry's garage.

That's where the song was accessed.

Well, that's why we can't reach him.

You think Henry and Grace are caught in the stasis field?

Is that an accident?

I'm trying to live out the song. Get Kevin and Jenna as far away from you as

possible. You can't go out there by yourself. What if you get caught in the

field? I'll manage.

Okay.

Okay, not to rush you, but we kind of got to get out of here. If you guys know

how to retune neuro -linguistic frequencies using acoustic algorithms,

all means, assist.

Yeah, of course we know how to... Whatever.

All right.

Uploading the cue to the player.

Got it.

Let's go fix Henry.

Easy there, little fella. You heard what the sheriff said. I have to get you and

your sister to safety.

Look, you don't understand. He's in danger.

From the stasis field?

From Bob Marley.

Yes, I do.

He put the uniform on. Why did he put the uniform on? Jo, this isn't you. It's

the music that's making you do this. Please, we're running out of time. Just

hand me the gun.

I can't.

He's the sheriff. The device that's causing the stasis field is in the

We have to shut it off.

I'll be right here.

If I cut off the field, the bullet will kill him.

Jo, please, you don't want to do this. He's your friend.

He's your friend.

I can fix this. I just need to find the right song.

What are you doing?

Just listen.

Not

yet.

Look, we can still save him.

A little, Fargo.

I like him better like this.

You!

This is your fault!

No, no, no.

I think we should try out that carrier's now.

Yeah.

I'm sorry. I tried to kill you.

It

was

the least that I could do.

But I'm not the one that you should thank.

Jack!

I told you I could help.

Nice job, deputy.

If it wasn't for your stupid self -help tapes, none of us would be in this mess.

I hope you're going to put that in your report.

Okay, first of all, tapes?

Are we living in 1982?

Second, what report?

The report you're sending back to Senator Wendt.

About the accident.

I'm not filing a report.

Everyone knows you're just a senator's henchman.

Henchperson. Admit it. You're just here to shut us down.

I'm here to evaluate the FTL's potential for use in long -term space exploration

before the grant becomes final.

What grant?

The $20 billion you're getting to build an FTL -powered spacecraft capable of

reaching Titan.

$20 billion.

Did I not mention that?

And now it's awkward again.

They say he's going to be okay.

I don't know what I would have done if you weren't here.

I'm just glad I was here.

I will never forget this.

Neither will I, honey.

Go ahead.

Well,

I'm a little disappointed in you.

You could have been a little bit more helpful for all of it.

But you sleep, you eat, you poop, and I think that's what you're about.

Hi there, little friend.

Hi. Come here.

Hi.

The neuro -linguistic programming here has been successfully deployed, boss. I

think we got everybody.

That is a code 1048. All clear.

Yes, it is.

Maybe not everybody.

There you go. Come here, sweetie.

Um, hey.

Hi. Why are people out there dancing in the street?

Oh, long story.

Oh, okay. There's my baby. I missed you.

Hey.

Mom, how was the conference?

It's a long story.

Maybe you can take up the violin.

Did you come here to finish the job? There's a few uncharted books over there

the shelf.

I don't know what to say, Jo.

I'm really sorry.

I guess it's a start.

How can I make it up to you? Name anything.

Just stay away from me.

Yeah, except that.

Listen, I know I can be insensitive sometimes.

Okay.

Most of the time. What do you want from me, Zane?

Do you want to see me naked?

Would that do it for you?

I want to know what we were.

Although I'm not opposed to the whole naked thing. Everything is just a joke

you. Look, if we were something to each other before, maybe we're supposed to be

something to each other now.

We're not.

How do you know?

Yeah, I just, um, have a headache.

I miss you, too.

Hello?

Hello?

Whoa!

You sure she won't remember anything?

She'll remember what we want her to remember.

You're about to have quite an adventure.