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It was just a normal day in Eureka. Day's not over yet.

Yeah, like that was gonna last.

Hello, 1947.

Confused? Let me clarify.

The five of us got transported back in time through some wormhole thingy thanks

to the bridge device.

We eventually found our way back home, but surprise, home wasn't exactly the

we left.

Henry? Married.

Zane and Joe? Never dated. But Joe's in charge of GD security.

Kevin? Different. Much to Allison's surprise. And Fargo? Had a global

Much to everyone's surprise.

Oh, and Dr. Old Spice hitched a ride with us back to the present, but there's

one crappy rule.

We can't tell anyone.

If people ever found out about our trip, there'd be trouble.

And I finally kissed Allison.

63 years ago.

But of course, Dr. Charles Grant had to get in the way. I promise you, we will

get you back where you belong.

Lickety. Until then, Dr. Blake.

What do you care for some cotton candy? No, no, no, no.

Oh, and let's not forget the bridge device. We cannot rebuild the bridge

your time, and even if we could, it would be potentially catastrophic.

Yeah, that's never good.

But that's Eureka for you. Same town, big changes.

And what's surprising is that she hogs the TV.

Lupo can watch three reality shows simultaneously.

Last night she had Sarah voting for the guy with the eye patch all night long.

Ooh, eye patches are sexy.

Missing the point. So were you.

I think you like the company.

No, I don't.

Maybe. Don't tell Joe.

You're super safe with me.

Thank you.

So, did I tell you that Jenna is stacking blocks?

No. Look, I know that gross motor development outpaces fine motor at this

but I'm pretty sure that she's gifted.

Clearly. A decaf for you and a double espresso for Charles. Tell him I said

Thank you.

Coffee for him.

For a doctor and the nice gams.

Stop it. He's quitting smoking. I thought this would take the edge off.

And I get to test GD's latest nicotine therapy.

Oh, does that involve immense pain and suffering?

It's you being nice.

He's not so bad once you get to know him.

And I do have nice gams.

Oh, like I don't know that.

You... You do.

Uh, Jack?

What's wrong?

Um... I kissed Allison.

What? Uh, when?

Uh, 60 years ago, before we came back. And now... Old Spice is here with his

stupid hat and his, oh, smoking so cool, and it's just gotten a bit, uh,

complicated.

How's Grace?

She's coming back from the conference today. I just wish I could, you know,

her the truth.

Yeah. I know, but we can't with the protocols.

I know.

I mean, but she then gets stuck holding on to a past with a me that no longer

exists. Meanwhile, I'm beginning to feel like there's no future without her.

Hey, what are you doing? Where are you going?

Just doing a little thing called my job.

Okay, well, she's near, so we've got to look our best.

Never do that.

Sorry, just want everything to be perfect for our VIP.

VIP. Yeah.

The welcome wagon should have been set up by now. Thank you.

Breakfast croissants and muffins to go, Fargo. Savory and sweet.

Ah, just like our VIP.

Fargo, this isn't The Bachelor, you know.

Yeah, it says you.

Muffin sweet.

Oh, cut me some slack. She's here.

What's up, bitches?

Claudia Donovan. She's from Warehouse 13.

So? This isn't going to end well.

Oh, wow. Snacks.

Yeah, that's how we greet everybody.

Come on, meet the troops.

On the end is Joe. Joe, right? Yeah, Doug said you're a major babe who kicks

major ass.

Did he?

Donovan?

Donovan, coincidence?

It's no such thing, sweetheart.

Joe, can you escort Zane back to his hole?

Whatever.

And you must be the infamous Sheriff Carter.

How'd you know?

Some sheriffy about you. Yeah.

So, Director Doug, where's my goo?

Oh, I upgraded the warehouse computers to Class 7 standards, and I figured I

could enhance their goo, too.

Just so you know, that doesn't sound right.

No, no, no. It's neutralizing insulation to protect the artifacts during

transport. I whipped up a sample batch using alkalizing agents.

That's very nice. It's very nice to meet you, and welcome.

Yeah, we really can't wait to try it out. And thank you for the welcome

Jeez. We've got our whole day planned. First off, a tour of Global Dynamics

while they pack up your truck.

And I got Larry to cut together an IMAX film on the history of GD.

Sweet. Got any flying cars?

Yeah.

Charles?

Charles,

cigarette smoke and asthma just don't make it.

It's okay, I don't have a... Charles.

I had no idea. It's okay.

I'm so sorry.

Old habits die hard.

You got that covered?

Yeah, this is the last one. The core is almost ready.

Be careful with that.

You know that's the last transistor from party seven.

Yeah.

Working at the car wash, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Catching up with musical trends, are we?

Oh, yeah, I'm really digging the 70s.

70s musical teen is off the hook. You know what I'm saying?

Who'd have thunk it?

Well, I'm full of surprises.

Apparently.

All right.

Are we ready for an engine test?

Yeah.

Excited? A little nervous.

I know I can't use the bridge to go back, but there's something poetic about

using a relic from the past to explore the future.

Understanding the nature of wormholes is going to lead to new forms of space

travel. This is a first step.

Oh?

Here's to innovation.

Ready? Uh -huh. Here we go. One, two, three.

Ha! Yes!

Well, it's only an engine test, but it's a start.

Hey, sounds like a party.

I missed you, too.

Welcome back, Dr. Monroe.

Why don't I give you two a moment? Thanks, Charles, and shut the door.

Let's try this again.

Hi.

You're pretty good yourself.

Mm -hmm.

So, um, did you miss me?

Quite a lot, actually.

Mm -hmm.

Do you want to show me how much?

Um, so, how, how, how was the conference?

That's it.

Henry.

Henry.

Not to be, um, indelicate, but, um, it's been weak.

In case you haven't noticed.

I've noticed, and it's just that I'm in the middle of this... I've got this

thing. Teeth. No, I mean with Charles.

No, I don't mean with Charles. I mean, I'm in the middle of this thing, and

we're going to be done soon.

And then maybe you and I, you know, soon... Welcome

home.

Don't make me call Martha to put that thing out.

It's my last one. Have a heart.

Well, finish up. It's quitting time.

Such a sensual ritual.

Whisper curl of smoke.

The rich send to Virginia tobacco.

No, emphysema, heart disease, cancer.

Your doctor type's really got a way of sucking the fun out of life, you know

that?

Well, these things will suck the life out of you if you don't quit.

You got to start thinking about your future.

You're right.

And from where I'm sitting, it's looking pretty inviting.

So up next, we'll take a peek at the robotics lab. You can meet Deputy Andy.

just got his face reskinned. He's got a whole new look.

He built a real Terminator?

Hey!

Claudia,

they're loading your truck in. Thanks, Joe, but no need to rush your guest.

Are you enjoying the tour?

Yeah, the nanotech lab was impressive. The underground biosphere was off the

charts. I don't know. This is Eureka, right?

I was kind of hoping to see something insanely weird.

Because it is, I'm lucky.

Go, go, go.

All right, everyone off the floor. Go, move.

That's more like it.

I planned everything so perfectly.

Yeah, because that usually works out for you. So, what's up with Sherwood

Forest? They are Sequoia Sempervirens, redwoods indigenous to Eureka.

inside and fused to the building.

Well, not exactly. I mean, if you look at the damage, you'll see that they

actually displaced the floor and the ceiling. I've never seen anything like

One day of getting to look like I know what I'm doing. Was that too much to ask

for?

Evidently. This is so cool.

Uno, you reinforced Judy with tungsten. That's like one of the strongest metals

ever. Dose, the trees punched right through it. I mean, how crazy is that?

Should she be seeing this? She signed a nondisclosure statement.

Yeah, you can trust me. I was a campfire girl.

Please tell me you kept the uniform.

For posterity, you know, memories.

Anywho, I went ahead and scanned the trees for transient radiation, you know,

just for kicks.

If you guys want, I mean, I could stick around, help analyze the results.

I love that idea. I mean, that would be really helpful, right? Well, as a matter

of fact, I was going to suggest the same thing, so shall we? Ad revu.

She's awesome, isn't she?

A little shy, though.

We need to come out of her shell.

Relax. It'll be over in a second.

Oh.

What is this torch device?

Automated transdermal patch.

It injects a steady stream of nanobots. They'll purge the nicotine from your

bloodstream. That's amazing.

So I can carry on smoking, and they'll scrub me clean.

I like the sound of this plant.

Ah! What?

Did I mention that the patch has a negative reinforcement response?

No. No, you left that part out.

I'm sorry.

Well, you can make it up to me.

Say, want a drink?

Seems like you're trading one vice for another.

Oh, trust me, I've got an endless supply of vices for you to cure, Dr. Plank.

Well, I'll think about it. You're all set.

Well, at least the trees are healthy.

If you can call being uprooted from your stable environment healthy.

Well, maybe we should give them some nitrogen and potassium to ease the shock

the transplant.

I wasn't talking about the trees.

We have a problem, Henry.

I know.

Okay, well, if you talk to me, then maybe I could help.

Claudia found something.

Just did a little research, learned a ton about the local flora.

Specifically, ring patterns.

Dendrology, Jack. I mean, who would have known?

Did tree rings?

It's third grade.

I do know things, you know. Like how when there's a fire or drought, trees

grow fast. And they produce a narrow band.

Right, so check this out. The Mount St. Helens eruption in 1980 covered this

whole region in ash. That should have produced a black ring.

Hmm, but it's not there.

And none of the trees inside have it. So I'm thinking we compare these scans

with the trees outside, see what that tells us.

Okay, I'll go with you.

Artie, I'll tell him we're on a case.

Hey, Artie.

Okay, Jack, I can't stand it anymore.

What's going on?

With... Henry.

Can you be more specific?

He won't talk to me. He's avoiding being alone together.

It's been weeks since we've... Gotcha.

Gotcha. I think that he's got a lot on his mind.

Okay, I know you're his best friend, but you're my friend too, right?

Of course I am.

Is there someone else?

What? No.

No, no, no, no, no, no. No, that's the last thing you have to worry about.

well, then I don't know what changed.

I mean, we used to be partners and...

I want my husband back.

Yeah.

One banana, blueberry, soy, wheatgrass, whey protein smoothie to go.

Thank you. You're welcome.

My lunch?

Yes, perfect meal.

Chlorophyll, amino acids, minerals, and enzymes.

Look like you could use one.

Like all I'm mad.

Call me old -fashioned, but I prefer to eat my food, not drink it. Hey, Vinnie,

can I get a dick?

Uh, potatoes, eggs, butter, two fingers of scotch. A man's order, a paper. There

was one.

Cholesterol, starch, salt, and liquor.

You'll be dead before dessert.

Dessert. Uh, coconut cream pie.

Done and done.

No wonder the life expectancy of men your age was 20 years shorter.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you telling me everything that makes life worth living

going to kill you?

Pretty much.

Yeah, I can't take this. I need a smoke.

You can't light up in here.

It's worth the pay.

Secondhand smoke is terrible.

Joe?

Joe?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

She said something about secondhand smoke, and then she doubled over. All

let's see what we have here. Listen, I still think it's got something to do

that swill she was drinking.

They call it a smoothie.

I don't think it was a smoothie.

Is that a bullet?

Yes, it's a bullet. Prepper for surgery. Wait a minute. Joe's been shot?

Hey, how's she doing?

She'll be home with you soon, watching reality TV.

In that case, maybe you want to keep her for a couple more days, do some tests?

You know, she was...

She was really lucky. The bullet was huge and only centimeters from her

Here, look.

This is the bullet that was found inside of Joe, complete with casing.

It wasn't even fired.

You can't get shot in a normal way around here. I have no idea where it

from. Oh.

So, like the tree in the rotunda. Who knows what other disaster is waiting to

just appear.

Sorry.

What?

Claudia got the test results.

Tell Joe I'll be back. Okay.

Henry tested the trees outside of GD. They all show the same Mount St. Helens

ring pattern.

So random redwoods and unfired bullets. In my world, this reeks of artifacts.

Everything in Eureka can be explained with science, whether that's anger rays

red elves. Now you're speaking my lingo. All right, what about teleportation?

Teleportation research has been banned since the Stockholm Treaty.

Well, sort of technically.

Technically?

Dr. Lisa Wheeler, particle physics. She's the head of our quantum particle

entanglement research program.

Fancy way of saying teleportation. Thank you. Her performance review is

scheduled for later this month.

Wow. Degrees from Yale and Columbia by age 23. This chick is sick. Well, if

she's up for review, maybe she pushed too hard.

The plot thickens.

So where's the perp?

Heard what happened.

And for the record, it wasn't me.

Okay. Yeah, and the sky cruiser's almost done, so you can stop walking by my lab

like ten times a day.

It's so passive -aggressive.

Anyway, I thought you could use something to pass the time.

Hi.

Yeah.

And I'm passive -aggressive.

Hey.

Brought you a souvenir.

Whoa.

That's a .50 caliber Browning aviation tracer. Yeah, I had to check the

database to find that out. They use them in fighter planes.

Yeah, the collectors would go nuts for this.

Why? They still make them.

Yeah, but they stopped painting the tip in the 1950s.

How did this end up in my chest?

Want me to get my electrocops? I can be a great bad cop.

We don't really do good cop, bad cop.

Oh, you played straight.

That's classy.

Uh, Dr. Wheeler.

Yes, Sheriff.

I want to talk to you about the trees that appeared in G .D.

I had nothing to do with that. Oh, paranoid and an expert on teleportation.

Suspicious. Why don't you get a muffin?

Sorry. Continue.

And it's not teleportation. It's quantum particle entanglement.

Wow. Making things move by...

Zapping. Same thing. Listen, I'd be ecstatic if I'd done any of that to

trees, but all my test trials failed.

I can't even teleport this croissant.

If I had a nickel.

Everybody out!

Go, go, go, go!

Go, out, out, out, out!

Everybody go, go!

Go, go, go, go!

Go, go!

Is this an earthquake?

We should be so lucky.

Well,

that's a new one.

It's fully awesome.

I've seen this plane before.

This isn't the result of quantum particle entanglement. The plane would

fused with the matter in the building. This displaced it.

Yeah, there's a lot of that going around. What's causing it? But it looks

like someone's fooling around with wormholes. So this better not show up in

performance review.

This is like warehouse -issue vintage.

I wonder when this was built.

I'm guessing the 1940s.

I have the micro fracture results from the plane.

It's almost new.

P -38s haven't been manufactured since World War II.

Dr. Wheeler mentioned wormholes.

Which means it's possible these things are moving through time and space.

We should be talking about time travel.

If that's true, we're going to need to do some more research. You want to hit

the field? As a matter of fact, we really could use your help. I didn't

enough time to do a thorough search on the surges. No stone left unturned.

work? I'm your girl.

Our VIP should have an escort.

You know, the buddy system.

Just to be safe.

That's sweet, Doug.

You drive.

Oh, and don't worry about the rain. It'll pass.

Any unusual radiation signatures?

Nothing yet.

So... How's the computer upgrade working at the warehouse?

Not too shabby. It's only crashed twice.

I'm kidding.

You've made my life way easier, Frog -O -Nator.

Can I use that?

Knock yourself out.

So, how's Todd?

Um, I wouldn't know. We broke up. Really?

That's unfortunate.

Got something.

What?

Claudia's a smart kid. Yeah, too smart.

This stuff's coming through from 1947.

Yeah, well, my scanner picked up an unusual surge of exotic particles.

Exotic sounds bad. Well, they traveled faster than the speed of light. I've

breaking the time barrier.

I thought the Einstein bridge was DOA.

It is.

But Charles and I reconstructed the core to see if it would work for other

applications. What, did you need a new toaster? Why'd you do that?

Not for time travel, but to research wormholes. And we only activated it for

couple of seconds, barely got a spark out of the core.

Okay.

Could the wormhole have been reopened by...

If it was unstable, maybe it's possible.

What if we can't stop it?

1947 and 2010 collapsing to each other. The past and the present as we know it

ceased to exist.

All of this.

Gone.

Great.

You guys had to mess with it. You had to turn it on. We weren't messing with

anything. We were experimenting.

That's what scientists do. You know, they experiment.

Now, in that time, could you experiment with something less potentially world

-ending? It doesn't have that kind of power. Look, it's not even turned on.

Are you all right?

I thought that quitting smoking was meant to make you feel better.

I never felt worse in my life. I know how you're going to feel when you get

squashed by two colliding timelines. What kind of thing is that? I think it

could be a quantum chromodynamic confinement anomaly.

So you're just stringing words together.

What he means is if certain exotic particles were separated and then pulled

through a wormhole, they would still have a massive attraction to each other

like a giant magnet, literally tearing things apart on a quantum level. Well,

the magnet was strong enough to pull a plane into Café Diem. But Café Diem is

built next to where the airfield was back in 47.

The objects are tied to location. But drawn with a magnet.

All right.

Well, we need to see a map of Eureka circa 1947.

Lucky I know the town historian.

After you.

Sorry about Todd.

Whatever. Obviously not the right guy for me.

I swear, I just saw a radiation surge right here. Well, another one will come

along. I mean, radiation surges.

We got a live one.

Yeah, that's what was coming.

Nada.

Camp Eureka.

Authorized personnel only. No trespassing.

What, that's it?

Came to Eureka and all I got is this stupid fence?

Protected by minefield.

As in landmines?

Claudia, wait!

The red dots are our anomalies.

Cafe Diem, right next to where the airfield used to be. P -38 fighters,

ammunition. For the unfired bulletin, Joe.

And drums of diesel fuel were reported there.

Yeah, former side of the motor pool.

And there's GD.

Used to be built on a forest.

There's your trees.

If Camp Eureka is somehow crossing over to 2010, airplanes and bullets are the

least of our worries.

The collapsing timelines aren't pretty. Are you okay?

Yeah, I just, I need some air.

Something's not right.

Maybe my nicotine nanobots are malfunctioning.

You said this attraction thing could pull things apart in a quantum level.

would it do to a person?

Well, it would do the same thing. It would tear them apart from the inside

one molecule at a time.

I think I know what's going on.

Don't move.

Oh, no.

Foot cramp.

You need more potassium in your diet. I have a low arch, and the cramp usually

goes away when I wiggle my big toes. No wiggles.

Minefield. Sorry. Didn't realize you were the minefield police.

Not that I'm complaining, but why hasn't it gone boom?

Whoever designed it used a double -tap fuse.

If you lift your leg, the detonator will be cut from a circuit that activates

the fuse.

Then boom.

Okay. Calling 911. No, no, no.

No cell phones. A 40 megahertz signal could excite the lead azide in the old

-style detonator, and then... Boom! Claudia Smoothie. Okay.

What do we do now?

Come on, you're the head of GD.

You work at Warehouse 13. I do inventory, not bomb disposal.

What do you think my job is? The Hurt Locker?

Wait a sec.

Your scanner, that's encased in aluminum alloy, right?

Yeah, this... This and the printed circuit board from your PDA.

We can make a null pulse inducer to delay the trigger signal in the

Geek talk.

So hot.

We're getting more reports. We've got a Quonset hot at Lake Archimedes and a

munitions bunker in Tesla High School, Jim. He's getting worse. The exotic

particles are spreading like cancer.

It's probably been happening since he got here.

Testing the core just pulled a thread and it unraveled everything.

How do we stop it from unraveling? We need to figure out a way to purge the

exotic particles from his body before it kills him. Scan complete.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but even if I die, my body remains attractive.

No?

Yes, and unless we find a cure, you'll keep pulling objects from 1947. We need

to neutralize you against those objects so they'll snap back to where they

belong.

Wait a minute. Can't we just dip them in Fargo's goo?

I'd rather die.

Okay, but it is supposed to neutralize on the table objects. Dipping wouldn't

it. We'd have to transfuse his entire body. I could break the subatomic bonds

his cell.

Theoretically, the exotic particles would then travel back to their proper

Except for Charles.

You would stay here for good.

Oh, no plans.

Perfect.

Tell me that's not what I think it is.

That's one of our first intercontinental nuclear missiles. Thanks for the tip.

Another surge could detonate it.

We can't wait any longer.

I'm ready.

Almost done.

Let's hope the null pulse inducer delays the signals in the trigger.

How long are we going to have? If we're lucky, maybe three seconds.

That's lucky.

Claudia, you can do this.

You're cute when you get all heroic.

Okay, I'm going to count to three.

Well, how come you get to count? I'm the one standing on a mine.

Yeah, well, I'm going to be pulling you towards me, and I have the gravitational

advantage. So, one... One, two, three!

Well, that was easy.

Uh -oh.

This is awkward.

I've infused the IV solution with Fargo's goo.

See? Not so bad.

You hang in there, okay?

The solution should start to neutralize the exotic particles any second now.

Yeah. What do you think you're doing?

My job.

Well, I'd tell you not to, but I think I know you're better than that by now.

More objects keep coming through, and we detected an explosion right here. Hold

on.

That's a receptacle going close here.

That used to be a minefield.

Of course.

Do you have a minesweeper in the weapon rack? No, no, no. We have an infrasonic

diffuser. It's right next to the plasma detonator. Carter.

Yeah. Do not get them confused.

Right.

The exotic particles are multiplying.

The infusion isn't working. We have to raise the levels. No, it might kill him.

If we stop the infusion, the time collapse will continue. We have to take

risk. I'm increasing the volume.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit smoking.

The anomalies are tied to him and both are getting worse. We're running out of

time and options.

Henry, wait a minute. The transdermal patch. The nanobots are programmed to

remove the nicotine from his blood cells.

It's a long shot for me if I can reprogram the nanobots to purge the

particles instead.

Well, let's hurry. Long shot's all we have.

Charles?

Really isn't how I pictured things going.

Yeah.

Kind of imagined a swanky hotel at Comic -Con.

What? No, I meant dying.

Oh.

You know, even if we keep still until someone finds us, there's another

disturbance that might set off all the mines.

Guess up until now, Eureka was pretty cool.

Well, I have to go, I guess.

This isn't so bad.

At least they'll say we went out with a bang.

Look out!

Oh, great timing, Sheriff.

Don't move!

Too late.

Doug kind of put his head on a mine. After I saved her from standing on one.

Don't move.

Be careful.

Thanks.

You kids having fun?

The most.

How you liking that field work?

What's it look like?

Looks hard.

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

Pay attention.

This is an infrasonic diffuser.

That applies with detonator.

Pretty sure I got the right one. Pretty sure?

I read the instructions.

Twice.

You need to put this on the mine where your head is.

But my head is where my head is.

This will help keep it that way.

That is so not comforting.

On my mark.

Roll your right.

His right or my right?

One.

Two.

How do you like Eureka now?

You're welcome.

I've rewritten the code for the nanobots. But will they remove the

particles without causing any subatomic toxicity?

Well, if that's the hypothesis, yes. Well, that's not good enough. We don't

time to play it safe.

The nanobots are locking on to the exotic particle.

Vital organs are approaching critical failure, and the wormhole is about to

collapse. His system can't take much more. We have to stop!

Don't you dare!

It's working!

Stop!

so I guess I picked the right day to quit smoking after all.

We saved the world in time for drinks.

They never give up, do you?

No. I got it.

Here, here, here.

Sorry I hurt

you.

Whatever it is, whatever you're going through, I

can't help you if you won't let me in.

But I'll be here when you're ready.

Hand me the wrench.

All right. I think you should take her for a ride.

I will.

But there's something I'd rather do first.

Come on.

No. I said go home and rest.

No heavy lifting, I promise. I'm just, uh, just dotting the I's, crossing the

T's, making this transfer official.

Are you sure that sending the bridge away was the right decision?

Definitely.

Hmm.

What's this?

It's a souvenir, for old time's sake.

You must miss home.

I'll always have memories of those people.

This is my home now.

It's not a bad place to settle down.

You know, it's growing on me.

Listen, Doctor.

You... You saved my life.

That's not a debt a man can easily repay.

At least let me buy you a drink.

Vincent makes a spectacular sidecar.

One drink.

One. What are we going to share?

Fine. Shall I pick you up at about eight?

I'll meet you at eight.

Welcome back from the break, ladies and gentlemen. How about a big hand for all

our success?

Let's get them all out here right now. Is that a racist?

You okay?

Yeah, Allison's having drinks with Grant, so I'm a little... He's charming

suave. He's got great hair.

Thanks for making me feel better.

That's awesome.

That he isn't you.

You know something about that guy, I just don't like.

I don't trust him.

Well, then get off your ass and do something about it.

Noted.

How about you and Zane?

I catch these glimpses of who we used to be.

And then they're gone.

Are we having girl talk?

No, we're having guy talk.

Semifinals are on.

Eyepatch guy made it to the next round. You want to watch? See, I think he's

pitchy.

It's good to have you here.

Oh, you shouldn't have. No, trust me, I should have.

But there's more.

I figured it was time to mothball the Einstein Bridge for good, and I was

maybe you could take it off our hands.

Well, we restore artifacts.

I mean, this thing doesn't even work anymore.

Well, that could be our little secret. And plus, you could tell Artie you

your first solo grab.

I like the way you think.

Plus, if things don't work out at the warehouse, we could always use someone

with your skills here.

I do have to pull with the boss.

Thanks, Doug, but I'm pretty attached to the crew I have, so...

So...

See

you around, Fargonator.