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It was just a normal day in Eureka. Day's not over yet.

Yeah, like that was gonna last.

Hello, 1947.

You? Let me clarify.

The five of us got transported back in time through some wormhole thingy

with a bridge device.

We eventually found our way back home, but, surprise, home wasn't exactly the

way we left.

Henry? Married.

Zane and Joe? Never dated. But Joe's in charge of GD security.

Kevin? Different. Much to Allison's surprise. And Fargo? Had a global

Much to everyone's surprise.

Oh, and Dr. Oldspice hitched a ride with us back to the present, but there's one

crappy rule.

We can't tell anyone.

If people ever found out about our trip, there'd be trouble.

And I finally kissed Allison 63 years ago.

Which complicated things a bit when I found out that Teth never left. Look at

you, handsome.

Teth, you're not in Australia.

Yeah, that would be true.

She's pretty amazing.

Must be why you asked her to move in with you.

I spend a year.

Realizing we don't work as a couple. We break up. And she's here thinking that

it's great.

That's Eureka for you. Same town, big changes.

Last item, no whips. Where are we? On track, sir.

You'll be really pleased with the progress in that whole Nullwhip area.

Good, so I can expect them to be ready for field tested by next month.

I'll get back to you on that, sir.

Today, Dr.

Fargo, today?

Of course, sir.

Over and out.

Sorry to interrupt. Just wanted to let you know I was running home to see

Jennifer. What's a null web? What?

Calm down. This job is hard. I can't tell Mansfield I don't know what he's

talking about or have me fired or killed, and I think those are the same

Okay, Fargo, take a deep breath.

Null webs are non -lethal weapons used for crowd control and peacekeeping.

Dr. Parrish runs the lab. Non -lethal?

Dr.

Parrish? Got it. Okay, just so you know, he can be a bit of a handful.

Maybe you should come with me.

Fargo, you're the boss now.

You can handle it.

Section 3.

I can handle it.

Ben, can I get a coffee? You got it. And we've got plenty more boxes if you need

them. Thanks, Ben.

Hey, babe.

Hello. You excited?

About the movers coming today, yes. Oh, don't tell me that you forgot.

How could I forget that?

Okay, well, listen, they've got the furniture and the big stuff, but I have

least another carload or two to go. I don't trust some dude named Boris with

cat.

You've got a cat?

I mean, I'm more of a dog guy, but yeah, yeah, yeah.

My catadaptic telescope.

Well, that cat. You gave it to me for my birthday last year.

Vince, I'm going to need a double.

Come on. Okay. Hey, honey, come here.

I'll see you at home.

I kind of love the sound of that.

Home. Bye.

What's the matter, Sheriff? You don't exactly look delighted that Dr.

Fontana's moving in.

You should be.

She's a peach.

Yeah, well, it's... No, shut up. It's your fault. I had to break up with her

once, and it sucked, and I have a second chance that I'm not sure that I want.

Well, I don't know if that's my fault entirely.

And if you're not sure, sport, don't tell me.

Tell her.

Not that it's any business, but I don't want to hurt this.

It can't always be the good guy, Sheriff.

Not that it is any of my business.

Have a good day.

Good day.

Wow!

Look at me. Oh, other me.

Nice. I was going to go with disturbing, but okay.

Thanks for coming with me, Jill.

I'm head of security now. You're my boss.

Also disturbing.

It says here I assigned Zane to the knowledge lab.

Don't care.

So you're not looking to rekindle things? In this reality, nothing's ever

happened. He's that snarky jerk I first met, but I am not going to let him get

to me.

Why does everyone keep avoiding me?

Dr. Fargo.

Oh, I am... I'm so sorry.

Are we going to have to be worried about that? No, no, no. Nope. All good. I

will have that report to you by noon today.

Sir, I promise.

No one's ever called me sir before.

To me, like he was scared of you.

Anson.

Biological pathogens lab.

No wonder.

Apparently, I moved the guy's deadline up three times and wrote him up for

underperforming. Other me is kind of a jerk.

You didn't get that from the posters?

Dr.

Parrish. Hello?

I was hoping for a demonstration.

Another surprise inspection.

Goody. They're so productive.

The latest know -what prototypes are still in development. They're not ready

demonstration.

General Mansfield is expecting one.

We just need to see what you've got.

Anytime you want, Lupo.

Fine.

Stand here.

I can see why they didn't want him in the legal weapons lab.

Unidirectional plasma field allows passage from your side, not from ours.

Cool. Zane.

Relax. She shoots beanbags.

Not cool. I told you it wasn't ready.

Dr. Fargo reminds you to think global. Act dynamic.

Africanized honeybees. Since when are killer bees non -lethal?

They're test subjects for the riot suppression system.

Bee and human brain chemistry are similar.

The RSS neurochemically induces feelings of serenity and trust.

A crowd beamed with the RSS will peacefully disperse.

Watch how it calms the bees.

Not seeing the calming.

Still adjusting the signal strength.

Does anything in this place actually do what it's supposed to?

I wouldn't poke at those if I were you. They're immobilization mines.

Eye mines?

Shoot at gel webbing that hardens on contact. Restrain... Forget it. Just

me all your design specifications and fix this.

Fix it all.

The bridge device?

Or what's left of it, anyway.

I got a new name. I got a new identity. I need a project. And this?

Well, technically, I own this already, so Douglas trucked it on. We cannot

rebuild the bridge back to your time. And even if we could, you've seen too

much. I mean, it would be...

Potentially catastrophic.

Maybe we could use it for something else. I don't know. It could be

say, for space travel. I don't know. History's full of accidents that led to

invention. Come on, Henry. The contacts are fried, and you'll never be able to

rebuild the power coupler. You say that, but I never had access to materials

like this, technology like this before. Not to mention your expertise.

All right. There is a chance that I can

replace the blown conduit with a...

High TC superconductor.

Chance favors the prepared mind. Louis Pasteur, you're giving me Louis Pasteur.

Come on.

What do you say, partner?

For old time's sake?

Let's get to work.

Do you want the good news or the bad news, General?

The no -webs are semi -operational.

What's it doing out here?

Blinking.

And beeping.

Hey!

At least it works.

Joe?

Someone? Anyone?

was an assassination attempt.

Easy, Fargo. An assassination attempt with a non -lethal weapon seems a little

pointless, don't you think? I almost suffocated.

And these were my favorite pants.

You sure it wasn't just a prank?

Even if it was, this is still an attack on the director of GD.

Well, technically the other Fargo was director. Well, now this Fargo's boss,

he demands a full investigation.

And if you stop talking about yourself in the third person, I'll look into it.

The head of security for GD.

And I will look into it, and I suit.

The mind came from Dr. Parrish's lab.

We'll start with him and Zane. Oh, Zane, what a shocker. Seriously, Joe, you

dodged a bullet there.

Smug, disruptive, horndog bullet with his stupid T -shirts. Maybe I'll talk to

Zane. You talk to Parrish.

Fine.

Oh, hey, Sheriff. Vince Presto? I'm working. And then he's unpacking.

Ah. Ah.

Just take me a stone break.

Oh, um, is it okay if I use the top drawer in the bathroom?

Yeah, sure. Okay.

Oh, and my cat looks great on the mantle, by the way.

Uh, the mantle is for Mickey Mantle's bat.

It's bat, not cat.

Okay,

yeah, I can, uh, I can put it back.

Okay.

No problem. Okay.

Jack, what is going on?

Nothing. Sorry.

Hey,

Zane, could I talk to you about the mine that went off on Fargo?

Booting me from one brain -dead assignment to another.

The guy deserves what he gets.

Are you saying that you did it?

I'm saying he's a tool.

I've been here for hours. That's Vincent, law dog.

Zane, you okay?

Zane!

Any idea how your eye -mine got into that hallway?

Aside from me putting it there. Explain now.

You heard Dr. Fargo.

He demanded a demonstration, so I gave him one.

I wouldn't want his report to be incomplete now, would I?

Non -lethal weapons are very serious business.

We're not done.

Dr. Parrish admitted to setting the eye -mine.

I knew it.

Why does everyone hate me? Oh, everyone doesn't hate you.

Most express indifference to mild dislike.

Really?

I found this on the firing range.

Don't you think you're kind of asking for it? I want Parrish brought to

Oh, I'm sure he didn't mean any harm.

Have you considered why he reacted that way? Impossible deadlines pitting labs

against each other, surveillance everywhere?

That wasn't me. Why am I on the hook for what other Fargo did? You need to talk

to Parrish now.

Convince him and his team that you're going to reinstate a calm and respectful

working environment.

Oh, I'll talk to them, all right.

We better go with them. Good idea.

Ah, hey, honey. You remember Dr.

Charles Grant, sweetheart? He's our new science historian.

Ah, it looks like they've already put you to work, Charles.

Oh,

barium aluminate.

You're building an electron gun.

Can I help? Oh, sure.

Absolutely. I mean, it's not going to be terribly interesting.

All right.

You boys play with your toys.

I will be at Café Diem editing that paper for the Academy if you need

And I apologize for the state of the place, those shabby old tools.

Sometimes Henry acts as if he's been a bachelor his whole life.

If I was married to a girl like that, that knew how to build an electron

But I'm not the man she married.

Let's, uh... Let's try the circuit.

Hey, Henry.

Thanks a lot.

That means a lot.

Ready? Yeah.

Here we go. Okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

We're in business.

I can attach the particle chamber directly, and the increased density

Did you, uh... Did you see that?

Yeah. Good.

What did we just do?

Attention,

everyone.

I apologize for disrupting your work.

I apol... Really? Do it. Fine.

I apologize for disrupting things here today.

Your work is important.

Your work is important to Global Dynamics.

And to me.

Right. You sit up there in your office, lording it over all of us. The only time

you ever come down here is to harass us or snoop around.

I didn't want to put you on the spot, but General Mansfield needed... Of

Mansfield. And what's that supposed to mean? Okay, calm and respectful, Fargo.

You're nothing but Mansfield's puppet.

His lapdog.

His tool.

That's a creepy eye thing.

You think you actually earned that fancy job of yours, kiss -ass?

Okay, there's something wrong with him.

Apologize, Parrish, or else.

Fargo, just let it go. Or else what?

You gonna unleash your goons on us?

Who are you calling a goon? You're just pissed because none of the crap in your

stupid Toys R Us lab works. I'm pretty sure the iMind worked just dandy.

Wouldn't you say?

You apologize.

You never did.

It's about time. Shoot him now.

All right, everyone, let's just calm it down, okay? Put down the gun.

Hold on.

Put the beanbag down now.

Stop. Stop.

Allison's taken everyone to the infirmary for testing. All discernible

leaks have been contained, but I'm still ordering a lockdown and quarantine.

Back up. All discernible leaks? Just let me do my job, okay?

Okay. I don't know what's making them act like that.

And the freaky eye thing first perished, then Fargo. Well, it could be some sort

of brain virus or Hulk juice.

Dr. Anson, meek little guy dropped a beaker earlier, a red liquid. Anybody

nearby could have been exposed.

Which lab?

Biological pathogens.

And this didn't concern you?

The biohazard filters didn't show anything unusual.

Well, it could be some sort of new undetectable super germ. We've got to

out. I'll post be on the lookout for Dr. Chris Ant and detain him by any means

necessary.

Uh, Joe, I'm wondering if you might have been a smidge exposed.

I'm fine.

Everything is under control.

This is an outrage.

I demand to be let go.

So, everyone is negative for chemical exposure from the spill. Leukocyte and

histamine levels are normal.

There's no infection.

So it's not contagious.

Fargo, out.

Fargo, wait.

I'm also seeing unusual levels of adrenaline.

Elevated blood pressure and heart rate. I need to keep you under observation.

I have a facility to run in case you've forgotten.

And you're getting in my way.

Again.

Fargo, come back here. Yeah, Blanca. Keep everyone inside the infirmary,

Hey, I got your call. You need a hand? Yes, please. I really do. If you can,

check her out. Okay.

It has been a little tense around here today.

Oh, yeah? Not just here.

Want something now? Well, I was, um... I was hoping that you might know. It's

like Jack has...

cold feet all of a sudden about the move. I finally make the leap, and now

not so sure that he wanted me to.

You know, Carter hasn't been himself lately. Why don't you just, you know,

him some time?

Allison, I've given him the past year. I thought that we were on the same page

about this, you know?

Yeah.

Tess, I thought you were packing.

Actually, I had her come in to work with Dr. Hanson.

Yeah, he's been developing a viral psychotropic, amongst other things.

Could that be the reason why people aren't acting like themselves?

I sure hope so.

Unless there's something else that you want to tell me?

Stage three quarantine in place. All exits have been sealed. Look, I really

gotta go. Yeah, well, take your time.

We're not going anywhere.

This the kind of thing that happens often around here?

Objects disappearing into thin air?

No.

Well, not a lot.

Not to me.

I can't figure it out.

All the components seem to be... inert.

Well, the device is not causing the dematerialization. Wait.

What if I...

Oh,

my God, it's us.

It's us.

It's us.

Oh, hey. Thought you might be hungry.

So, are you boys putting something together or are you taking it apart?

Taking it apart.

Taking it apart, okay.

We were actually debating under what hypothetical conditions a person might

cause an object to dematerialize. Interesting.

Possibly exposure to certain radiation.

Parannihilation would cause a huge gamma -ray burst. We would have noticed the

EMP. Yeah, what about passing through a small rupture in space -time?

Right, but that's impossible.

Right, that's impossible.

Well, carry on.

Turkey sandwich.

There he is. Dr. Asin!

What?

you want?

One sec.

I thought you said he was meek. He was.

Uh, why don't you put down the giant lunchbox of death?

Okay, okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What was in the beaker you spilled? Easy, Johnny.

Take it easy.

You don't want to talk? Take it easy, Johnny.

Uh -oh.

No, it's happening to me too, isn't it?

Yeah, big time.

What did you do?

Okay, let's go.

Let him go.

No. Let him go. Let him go.

There you go.

Let him go. Let him go.

Okay,

I'm sorry.

Save me. Save me.

Save me.

With this, we'll find out what's going on and we'll fix it.

juicy spill on it. Great. This should help isolate the cause. Good thing, too,

because the medical results have it.

See? And it's spreading.

These people here, all new cases.

What's wrong with everybody?

I don't know. They're all angry. These are the physical and mental symptoms of

rage.

So we're dealing with a bunch of mad scientists?

Well, some madder than others. I mean, everyone deals with anger differently

depending on personality, physiology, learned coping mechanisms.

Emotional control can vary widely, but...

Everyone here seems to be losing it.

Losing it? What do a bunch of pampered scientists have to be upset about?

Keep your voice down.

Everyone's got stuff building underneath that they need to vent.

Okay.

Well, of course you could say that.

You think that it's better to let things go unspoken.

What?

Well, sure.

Yeah, I mean, if it's going to make things more complicated or someone's

to get hurt.

I think that Tess would disagree.

I'm her friend, Carter. She knows that there is something wrong between you

I'm going to talk to her.

When? Things are getting worse around here in more ways than one.

Allison, I have everything under control.

Power grid failure.

Emergency backup engaged.

Power grid failure.

Emergency backup engaged.

No thanks.

I should have gone with them.

What is that?

An effigy? It doesn't even look like me.

What are you doing about it? I'm trying not to throttle someone.

Don't push me.

It's like a Romero movie out there.

Tested the stuff on Anson's sleeve. It's raspberry wine cooler.

What is he, a high school cheerleader? Well, unless it's a new bioweapon, we're

no closer to figuring it out. Okay, just say it. I drove Anson to drink on the

job. Are you enjoying my failure?

A more test on Dr. Parrish might isolate the neurological anomaly.

Here come the big words. What genius idea does Dr. Perfect have to rattle out

next? Fargo. You people are useless.

The situation is critical out there. You're wasting time.

Get out of my way, Carter.

Wait, you can't walk out not like this.

Right. Because you know how to do my job better than me, just like always.

That's not what I'm saying.

Trust me.

Move! Now!

Move now!

Joe?

Listen to me.

Hey, listen to me.

Wait, wait, wait.

You can hold this together, all right?

We can't fix this without you.

Joe?

Tess, are you in here?

Where the hell are my guards?

My staff is all gone, too, and they let all the patients go.

Not all of them.

Tess wants to tranquilize them and help save them from himself.

What's wrong with him?

A little high fever, shallow breathing.

Stop it!

If

this

is happening to him... The others will be getting worse, and so will you.

I gotta find Zane while I still can.

It's all my fault.

Scientific discovery starts with bold ideas.

You said.

To me, that never was. You said that.

Yeah, I, uh... I took the liberty of looking myself up in the archives.

And there was no Nobel Prize, nor the institute that you founded? Well, no,

because I wasn't in my own time to do them.

I was here.

I mean... I mean, I am here.

It's confusing.

Everyone I know is gone.

Everything I might have done has been erased.

So you see, Henry, this machine, that's all I got.

for a grown man you must have really blocked that aptitude exam i wanted to

librarian

Affirmative. I'm Zane being affected.

I'm taking him to the infirmary before I kill him myself.

Copy. Copy that, Joe. Hang in there. We're on our way.

Jack! Jack!

Harris came after me in the infirmary. I had to crank him. Whatever happened to

him is getting worse.

Hey!

That's GD property!

Well, all it did is... Except for you and me and Allison.

So that means we weren't here when whatever happened, happened. So where,

Parker, where did it start?

I'm trying to think.

Paris, Zane, Joe, and me. You know, we just need to figure out which of the 50

projects could do that.

I'm going with the frisbee ray pointed at the tank of dead bees.

Alton, we think we figured out where the anger epidemic started. Can you make it

out of Paris' lab?

Yeah, that's going to be a problem.

with two jerks and a murderous mob. Thanks for asking.

Jack, we have to go get them. Yeah, we're working on it. If I die because of

you, Parrish, you're a dead man!

Very helpful, Fargo. You want to check on the bees? Already on it.

Why do I get the stupid bee topsy? Because you can't kill dead bees.

Parrish there? Can he help us?

Fargo! I'm gonna kill you! Do you hear me? I'm gonna rip that stupid face off

that tiny little head of yours! That would be a no.

And my head's plenty big.

Well, Parrish's brain is basically overheating. It's being flooded with

vasopressin, a neurochemical link with anger and aggression.

No kidding. Is Zane there? Can you tell us what the rain has left us?

The RSS!

It does three things.

One. Two.

Okay, never mind. Can't you just ask, Fargo?

Dealing with the bees here.

Okay. Okay, deep breath.

Happy place.

The RSS.

It was designed to produce oxytocin.

Induce a calming effect.

Oxytocin differs from vasopressin by only two amino acids.

I mean, structurally, they're almost identical.

Vasopressin killed the bees, too.

Looks like the prototype triggered the wrong chemical.

No, but that thing didn't work.

Paris cranked it up and nothing.

Yeah, but if the bees were already angry, could you even tell if they got

angry? No, you couldn't.

The RSS fires infrasonic waves. That means that it can penetrate through

which is why the whole building was affected.

Okay, so what happened to Zane and Parrish when the ray went off happened

of GD?

Oh, that's just great. So the calming ray is an anger ray. What can go wrong

next?

Carter! Carter, they're getting in!

Joe! Joe!

Joe!

Why are you... We lost

Joe.

Can you flip the switch, make the anger off, happy on?

Are you kidding me?

Hello, I'm Sheriff Carter.

I'm going to save the day with my everyman logic.

Hey, we're on the same side, and I don't sound like that. Yeah, you do.

Well, a little bit.

But look, look, look. I think that you might be right. I think that we can

retune the beam. In order for it to reach people in time, we'll have to

the signal and set it off in a central location.

Uh, hello, homicidal maniacs out there.

I'm sorry. No, no, no.

I'm the boss.

Me.

What now?

Dr. Fargo, I've been expecting your call. Go frack yourself, Mansfield.

Fargo, not helping.

Pull it together, Fargo. This isn't about you. Allison's stuck in

Why are you so mad? I thought you weren't affected.

I'm not. You're pissing me off. Well, I'm the head of GD, so you can shut the

hell up and do what I say.

for the I -Minds, Dr. Fargo.

It was immature and unprofessional.

I'm glad you're back to your old self, Dr. Parrish.

You do have a tiny head.

So glad.

I'd better call Mansfield and get the groveling over with.

Bet you never had to do that.

Yeah, you'd lose that bit, Fargo.

Hey, it doesn't really matter if I think you can do the job, although I do.

It only matters that you do.

Wish me luck.

So, how's anger management going?

Well, everyone's going to be okay, thanks to Fargo and you.

And Tess. She did a great job today. She did.

She did, especially knowing how she feels about me right now.

And not to mention how she's going to feel about me later.

You're going to tell her?

Yeah.

Yeah, I think I can anyway.

I'm sorry, Carter.

Yeah, me too.

She can't always be the great guy.

Right.

A reading show only standard.

Background radiation, so unless you can measure an aberrant quantum

fluctuation... There's only one other option.

We could be manifesting a negative stress energy tensor field.

But if that's true... Then anything we touch could be sent backward or forward

in time and lost forever.

Dr. Monroe, stay back!

Why? What's wrong?

Don't come any closer, please.

Something's happened to us, I can't explain it, but anything that we

Disappeared.

And you can't explain it?

Really?

I don't understand.

There for you.

You're always saying you'll use those old tools of yours until they fall

so I coated them with thermal depolymerization paint.

Paint plus body heat.

Poof. That's a gag.

That's a prank. No, I got it.

I'm just getting back at you for magnetizing all my pots and pans.

That was one of your better ones.

This is something that we do.

Is it?

Okay.

Henry, I don't know what's going on with you, but will you let me know when

you're yourself again?

She is something else.

If I didn't know better, I'd say I had a little crush on your wife.

Three, two, one.

Much better.

Cleanup's almost done. All the labs are pitching in.

By tomorrow morning, you'd never know we had a full -blown insurrection.

Great. I can't avoid going home any longer.

You were great today.

You kept it under control, even with Zane. That was...

I couldn't have done it without you, Carter.

And years of Special Forces training.

Wow.

Hey, um, what you said about my thinking, I know how to do your job.

It's fine.

I wasn't myself.

Well, just, if that's what you think, I'm sorry.

If I stepped on your toes, it's just because I miss you.

I miss my deputy.

Wow.

We make a good team.

Always will.

Yeah.

So you're going to apologize for pulling a gun on me?

No.

You had that coming. Yeah.

Thinking of someone who might agree with you.

Good luck.

the movers?

I canceled them.

Fair enough.

Was it the cat?

Was it the drawers? I mean, do you just want to slow things down because... No.

Tess, you deserve the truth.

So here it is.

So sorry, Tess.

I'm so, so sorry.

But I don't think we should move in together at all.

I think you should take that job in Australia.

I think it's what you're meant to do, and I know that you're going to be happy

there.

How could you possibly know that?

I just do.

The same way I know that you and I are not meant to be.

And I wanted to save you the pain of watching it all unravel.

Too late.

Sorry, Ted.

I love you.