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You didn't think you had to just run this by me at all?

Really?

No, I've got a lot going on. Yeah, I've got, you know, besides work, I've got,

you know, it's my life. You can't just have... Yeah, well, you should have

me, okay? And then you should have, if she's coming over, you should have given

me some warning. When's she coming over?

Today?

Bro.

She's here. She's right now.

It's fucking unbelievable. I can't yet. No, we'll talk later.

Hi, Uncle Ryan.

Hey, come on in.

Thanks.

How are you? You look so good.

I'm great. How are you?

Good morning.

Thanks. Hi there.

Yes,

come this way.

How have you been? You been good?

Yeah, I've been doing really well. I do.

You haven't been to the place, have you?

No, I don't think so.

Well, your dad was telling me you're in town looking at colleges. Is that what's

going on here?

Yeah, I'm going to be here for like three weeks.

Here in town?

Like staying with me for three weeks.

Like staying with you. Is that okay?

Uh, yeah, of course.

Thank you.

Um, yeah.

So, uh, yeah, of course. That's why if they're going to be here for a while,

I've got some, some ground rules to go over just so we don't, you know, um,

number one is, uh, no, no boys coming over or, or girls like whatever, but no,

like night. That's fine. Okay.

All right. Uh, secondly,

I like to keep kind of a clean place, so if you do any kitchen stuff or

whatever, just, you know, put the dishes away.

Laundry, there's a lot of room, right? It's on the left. Feel free to use it.

Okay. But just, you know, pick it back to yourself.

Okay.

Third, most important rule is, do you remember that I like to meditate a lot?

Um, yeah, I think so.

Okay, yeah, well, I do.

I'm very stressed. I've got a lot of just...

I just need meditation time, okay? It's just really important to me. So if you

smell incense or anything like that, that's just me doing my thing. Just kind

leave me alone.

Just stay out of the room. That's it.

Okay. Just remember that rule and everything should be pretty good.

Okay. Sounds good, yeah.

So other than that, you've been okay? I feel like I haven't seen you in a while.

Yeah, I've been...

I mean, I've just been, you know, looking around, and I just figured this

the best place. My dad kind of, you know, sent me over here, but he told me

something. I was just wondering if I could ask you about it.

Yeah, sure, what's up?

So, I've always known you my whole life as, you know, Uncle Ryan, but he just

let me know that you guys were actually just college buddies, so it's, you know,

you're not actually family.

Yeah, well, yeah.

That's true.

But you know, your family always meant a lot to mine.

Well, you've always been my favorite uncle.

Well, at least now you know the truth, right?

Can I show you your room? Yeah, I would love that, actually.

Please remember when we're 30, okay?

Okay, yeah.

Okay, this will be your room.

Yeah, it should be okay. The bathroom's there.

I'm sorry, it's a little messy, but I didn't have a warning, so it's fine.

Let me know if you need anything. I'm going to do some meditation.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

You should be set, and I'll talk to you in a bit. Thank you so much, Uncle Ryan.

No problem.

A password.

She didn't tell me the password.

What the fuck?

Uncle Ryan?

Uncle Ryan?

What are you doing here?

Um, I needed the Wi -Fi password, but... Did I not tell you? When the lights be

in since I did... I'm meditating.

Um, is your meditation masturbation? I... That's what... Wow.

I told you this was the most important rule.

What do you need?

I just told you I needed the Wi -Fi password and you didn't give it to me.

But, you know, I never really considered you

attractive until I figured out you weren't actually my uncle.

So... What do you think?

I'm saying that I've always wondered what you look like when you're naked and

I'm... Not really unhappy.

So you want the Wi -Fi password?

I mean, I think that... I think that it's fine.

I think I got something better.

What... It's okay. Remember, you're not actually my uncle.

I love

you.

Oh yeah, like that.

I don't have this back for me.