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(Transcribed by TurboScribe.ai. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) Oh, wow.

Hello.

Hello.

My God.

Where are you going?

Oh, hello.

To the centre, please.

Not usual.

You can't drink that in here, you know that?

Because this is like a car with no drinks or food, yeah?

Yes.

Just letting you know.

I've had some bad accidents in here.

But if I get thirsty a little bit...

Okay, don't worry, don't worry.

I will do it outside of this car.

It's cold out there, isn't it?

Yes, but inside, you know, it's quite warm.

I know.

Oh, my God.

I don't like winter season.

Yeah?

You know what?

Um...

I know that's a problem.

You have a problem?

No, no, no, it's not a big problem.

But I have to pee.

Okay.

It's limited here.

I don't want to pee inside, you know.

No, that would be wrong.

How desperate are you?

Um...

Not 100%, but...

Give us a moment, love.

I'll find a little wee place that you can probably have a little piss.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

No worries, love.

This is part of the fucking service.

What's your name?

My name?

Yeah, what's your name?

Me?

Me?

Yeah.

Like the month?

Yeah.

Be careful with them cans.

Yeah.

You've got really nice nips.

Why are you...

What?

Babe, babe, babe, one moment, one moment.

Pull over here.

Here we go.

Now?

Yeah, a little pee in the back.

Okay.

My God.

I need to hurry up, because outside it's really, really cold.

Phew.

This moment?

Yeah, I think this will be pretty cold.

There are some cars.

Yeah, don't worry about it.

Just fucking go for it.

Just let me go for it.

Can I?

Yeah, go for it.

I do pee, okay?

Okay.

Just wait, please.

I'm going to wait.

Okay.

There we go.

Oh, you're dangerous, love.

You finished yet?

What?

Did you just stop?

Are you crazy?

It's a street full of people and cars.

Okay.

I'm sorry about that, love.

It's really difficult to park your car somewhere.

You know the streets.

Come on.

Darling.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Now I'm a little bit thirsty.

Fuck off.

Why?

Oh, please, love.

I told you not to.

And you're still.

Oh, lovely.

Sorry about that.

I'm good.

Yeah, I'm good, too.

Oh, my God.

That fucking place.

No, I'm not doing nothing.

You're doing nothing?

It's the car.

It's the car.

Look.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

It's that fucking car.

Yeah, it's some...

My love, you're...

Please.

What?

Don't spill none of that in the back of my fucking cab.

Please, can you concentrate on the street and on the others?

If you spill that in my car, love, I'll tell you what.

Mate, you're going to be cleaning with your tongue.

What?

No, I'm not...

No, really, I'm not doing anything.

It's all closed.

Honestly, love.

Yeah.

You.

Me.

I'm going to have to check the back of my fucking taxi before you go anywhere.

What?

Because I want to see if you've made a fucking mess.

Because if you haven't made a mess...

Sorry, my love.

No, I did nothing.

I told you.

You told me, but the only thing is, you could be bullshitting me because you're

so sweet.

Oh, come on.

You're sweet, innocent, but butter wouldn't melt in your mouth.

I'm telling you now.

What?

You could be a little live wire.

Get your...

Fucking hell, love.

Ah!

OK, let me have a look in the back.

I hate you.

I hate you.

You hate me?

OK, if I can be checked.

Let me check this.

What are you doing?

Don't get out of this car.

Oh, my God.

This fucking thing.

Get that out of there.

What have you done?

It's...

It's a fucking mess.

No.

It's all in the fucking hair.

No, it's just...

It was there before.

Love, if you don't clean this up, you're going to have to pay the 3,000 euros

fine.

No, please.

I cannot afford it.

I cannot...

What I can say to my family, I got a taxi dirty.

OK, I can give you something else to clean, if I may be, and fucking we can

call it quits.

What?

You know, I think it's in Thailand, sucky sucky.

Don't hit me.

Sorry for being cheeky.

How you dare?

What would you think?

3,000 euros or it's a really tough one or we're going to be here for a long

time?

I'm going to punch you.

Please.

You.

Come on, darling, you look so beautiful.

Oh, see, there we go.

Yeah, maybe this is better than cleaning.

Oh, yes.

Now I know.

I say, same sound.

Oh.

All the way to the back of your throat.

Oh.

Oh.

Just stop.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, so nice.

Oh.

Oh.

She was first girl from Thailand.

Oh.

Oh.

oh two hands yeah lovely

that's lovely that's so good i

really like you you're a little cutie this one is really tasty yeah it's better

than your can of coke um hmm

um um

oh you

like it don't you um just a little bit

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right where it belongs

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it fucking love it come

here come on come on just come over here oh um oh

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Listen to that noise.

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Oh, God.

I know what she wants.

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I'm gonna have to take it.

Shh.

Oh, oh, oh.

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Oh, oh.

No.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Ah, huh.

I'm sorry.

Stop, stop crying.

Oh God.

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, Stay there.

there we go.

ahhh ahhh ha ha ha

ahhhh oh yeah stay like that baby stay here stay like that ohh

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oh, oh

oh oh oh oh oh oh come

here come here come over here oh oh oh oh

oh oh

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oh oh oh oh oh oh I

can't even remember, what, what, what, why, why are we here again?

But now, who's going to clean this up?

I'm a gentleman!

We're from fucking London, love!

Don't worry, bend over for me.

Go and bend over there.

Go over there.

Go, bend over.

Bend over, love.

Look at that mess.

Don't you worry, that'll be cleaned right up, mate.

Okay.

That's the batter for the fish and chips.