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The US and Israel launch massive joint

The US and Israel launch massive joint

The US and Israel launch massive joint strikes on Iran.

strikes on Iran.

strikes on Iran. >> President Trump ordered the attack

>> President Trump ordered the attack

>> President Trump ordered the attack overnight from his Mara Lago home. The

overnight from his Mara Lago home. The

overnight from his Mara Lago home. The president briefly dropping in on a

president briefly dropping in on a

president briefly dropping in on a charity gala held in the ballroom, then

charity gala held in the ballroom, then

charity gala held in the ballroom, then huddling with advisers to monitor

huddling with advisers to monitor

huddling with advisers to monitor strikes in a makeshift command center

strikes in a makeshift command center

strikes in a makeshift command center seen in these White House photos.

seen in these White House photos.

seen in these White House photos. >> He's not in the situation room. He's in

>> He's not in the situation room. He's in

>> He's not in the situation room. He's in a makeshift

a makeshift

a makeshift um skiff made out of, you know, drapes.

um skiff made out of, you know, drapes.

um skiff made out of, you know, drapes. >> Looking for the perfect banquet hall?

>> Looking for the perfect banquet hall?

>> Looking for the perfect banquet hall? Come to beautiful Mara Lago. Whether

Come to beautiful Mara Lago. Whether

Come to beautiful Mara Lago. Whether you're launching Benjamin into manhood

you're launching Benjamin into manhood

you're launching Benjamin into manhood or launching missiles into the Middle

or launching missiles into the Middle

or launching missiles into the Middle East, Mara Lago has all the amenities.

East, Mara Lago has all the amenities.

East, Mara Lago has all the amenities. With our sumptuous buffet, you can begin

With our sumptuous buffet, you can begin

With our sumptuous buffet, you can begin epic fury while dining on epic curry.

epic fury while dining on epic curry.

epic fury while dining on epic curry. Death to hunger. Need security? Our

Death to hunger. Need security? Our

Death to hunger. Need security? Our staff will [music] surround your

staff will [music] surround your

staff will [music] surround your classified meeting with tasteful pipe

classified meeting with tasteful pipe

classified meeting with tasteful pipe and drape, keeping your war plan secret,

and drape, keeping your war plan secret,

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>> [cheering]