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♪ Mike N Keys ♪

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♪ And I ain't change up, I got my change up ♪

♪ I bought a Beemer and a Jag in the same month ♪

♪ I've been hustling niggas mad 'cause I came up ♪

♪ I've been hustling niggas mad 'cause I came up ♪

♪ And I ain't change up, I done came up ♪

♪ I bought a Beemer and a Jag in the same month ♪

♪ I've been hustling niggas mad 'cause I came up ♪

♪ I've been hustling niggas mad 'cause I came up ♪

♪ I got my name up before I got my fame up ♪

♪ Had to get my change up, but I ain't never change up ♪

♪ I just step my game up ♪

♪ Niggas switching lanes up ♪

♪ I'm fucking with the same plugs ♪

♪ I only fuck with day ones ♪

♪ J Stone my neighbors, I did it for my gang ♪

♪ Our money in on my chain, cous' ♪

♪ So I'ma stay dangerous ♪

♪ Nigga, you can't blame us, who trying to flame us ♪

♪ I keep two Glocks 'cause a nigga getting famous ♪

♪ My destiny is greatness ♪

♪ But I ain't never changed a nigga ♪

♪ All these blue faces, they be matching my blue laces ♪

♪ I ain't walk the stage 'cause I'd rather rock these stages ♪

♪ Did a show at the Staples ♪

♪ Now a nigga getting paid, I done came up ♪

♪ And I ain't change up, I got my change up ♪

♪ I bought a Beemer and a Jag in the same month ♪

♪ I've been hustling niggas mad 'cause I came up ♪

♪ I've been hustling niggas mad 'cause I came up ♪

♪ I ain't change up, I came up ♪

♪ Bought a Beemer and a Jag in the same month ♪

- Ooh, that Mustang, yo.

- [Clarence] Yeah.

(car tires squealing) (car engine revving)

- This shit, this where it at right here, man.

- Yeah, where your boy at, man?

- I don't know where this nigga Slick is, man.

- Waiting for this nigga.

- It's tripping, man.

- Here come his Oompa-Loompa ass.

- Hey, bro.

- Where was you at, man? - Come on, come on.

- Man, getting some money.

- [Clarence] Shit.

- Money.

- You got a toothpick in your mouth, you was eating?

- I guess so, player shit, don't know nothing about.

- Come on, man, you know we got this, Slick, you ready?

- You already know, bro, I'm ready.

- [Piece] You're late, though.

- I know I'm late, man, I'll make it up.

This dude's gonna get this dough for real.

- [Piece] All right-

- [Clarence] You're missing all the action.

- Let's get it. - I'm trying to

get some cabbage. - Let's get it.

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- Damn, man, how you always trying

to nip this shit, bro, pass it.

- Look, man, it's all scoped out.

We're about to get this money, dog, let's get it.

You got your mask?

- Yeah, I got my mask, got yours?

What is?

- I know, I know it's not your mama's stockings.

- Yep, I'm a smooth criminal, you get what I'm saying?

I can't even see nothing through this joint.

(car door slams)

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(gate rattles)

- What the fuck, they don't pay me enough for the-

- [Piece] Shut up.

- Oh, hey, man, in 90 seconds, man,

they're gonna fuck you up.

I've got security dudes. (mumbles)

- [Piece] Tie his ass up.

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(game cases rattling)

- [Slick] Oh, that's my shit.

- [Piece] Go down to the other side.

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- Code red at the game store.

I repeat, code red at the game store.

Doofus, copy.

Doofus, do you copy?

Doofus, do you copy-

- Code red, code red.

Man, what do you want?

- Alarm at the game store, go check it now.

- I'm on my way, I told you I'm on my way, man.

Relax, goddammit.

- [Slick] Yo, Piece, they got all the new shit

over here, bro.

- [Piece] Man, don't say my name.

- [Slick] My bad, Piece, I mean, shit, damn, my bad.

- [Piece] Come on, we gotta go before the alarm go off.

Come on, man, let's go.

Get up, man, let's go, the law about to-

- Get your ass down.

Oh, not you, you're going to jail tonight.

Get your ass down on the ground, man.

- [Piece] Oh, don't shoot.

- [Doofus] Oh, man, Lord.

I need backup here at the game store, immediate backup.

Now, don't you move, motherfucker.

I told you, I'll blow your fucking head off.

Move and make my day, you don't know me, boy.

Get your ass on the fucking ground.

What you got in your back pockets, man?

What you got in your back?

(Doofus cries out)

- [Piece] Yeah. (laughs)

Let's go. (door jingles)

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♪ Where you hating niggas at ♪

♪ I don't play, nigga, I make plays, nigga ♪

♪ 'Til I'm six feet off in my grave, nigga ♪

♪ I do it big and I ain't got time for you small guys ♪

♪ I'm a Big Mac and y'all are small fries ♪

♪ I'm counting racks beating, fly by ♪

♪ Blowing backwoods on the 105 ♪

♪ In the 7-Series Benz, me and GI ♪

♪ That's my motherfucking cousin ♪

(car engine revs)

♪ In case you ain't know ♪

♪ We leaped up due to bro, neighborhood hustle ♪

♪ Since then been on my grind ♪

♪ On money in, get the dough, bankrolls in my ♪

- Yeah, we can get some money and all,

but that is not gonna help your game

on the sticks none, bro, (laughs) for real.

(television chatters)

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Oh, hey, hey, bae, what's up?

- Don't "Hey, baby" me, no.

I thought we were spending time together today.

What is this shit?

- No doubt, no doubt, we are.

We're gonna spend all the time together today.

Hold on, wait, wait, wait- - Wait, are you serious?

Are you serious, I'm in your way?

Oh, excuse me, excuse me.

- Hang on, wait, hold it, touchdown!

Touchdown, did you see that? (cheers)

21 and zip, that's done, game over. (laughs)

- I'm confused, are you fucking me or Madden?

- Oh, I mean, well, that all depends

on what day of the week it is

and what time you get off. (laughs)

- You got me fucked up, you always got me fucked up.

- What, babe, are you-

- Are you serious?

- All right, chill, chill.

Is it that time of the month or something?

- You know-

- Is that what- - You know what, it's not,

but you're not getting no pussy, so anyway.

- Don't let her talk to you like that.

- Not right now. - And then here go

your broke-ass friend. - Not right now.

- Always putting his damn two cents in,

but he ain't got two, you know what?

See, this is exactly what,

I've been doing a whole lot of thinking lately.

- Ooh, for once in your life,

you believe been thinking, that's, (laughs) that's good.

- Mm-mm. - Not right now?

- Mm, no, time out. - No jokes? Well, shit.

- Time out, you know what?

Time out, I need a time out from your Black ass.

You don't treat me like a priority,

and you're by far the cheapest nigga I ever met.

- Wait, hold on, wait, how do you figure,

and how many niggas you been meeting?

- Enough to know you're cheap as hell.

Oh, Mariah's boyfriend bought her a car for her birthday,

a whole car, and what did your cheap ass get me?

- Uh, I got those pretty-

- Kroger flowers, carnations, ain't even

in, like, an arrangement or nothing.

Like, oh my God, you're just so motherfucking cheap,

and them bitches died in a week.

- Babe, come on, now, that's not me being cheap, though.

I'm trying to stack this bread up for,

you know how they say, "Trippling, fumbling,"

I don't know what the Migos be saying-

- Nobody does, but you know what?

The only bread you stacking is the Wonder Bread

from the Dollar Store.

You need to learn how to treat a bad bitch, okay?

- Babe, babe, come on.

- You know what, I've tried,

and you need to learn how to treat a bad bitch, I'm out.

- This shit like front row seats at the Ram Stadium.

- You know what, fuck you.

That's why Ronisha cheating on you

with a dope boy up the street,

and he pays rent on time, okay?

All right.

- Babe, baby! (door slams)

Maybe I can, yo, why you fronting on me, man?

Fronting on my homie?

- Fuck you and fuck him, goofy ass.

- I'm goofy now? - Yeah.

- You know I'm out here trying to get the bag, man.

You're gonna be running right back

when my crib look like Disneyland.

- Disneyland, oh, you must be living a fairy tale.

Look at how you're living, back shack ass nigga.

- Hey, you wasn't talking like that

when I was piping you down in the back shack, remember that?

- Nobody want them broke-ass pipes no more,

toe no-budget ass.

- Whatever, yo.

Whatever, you know what?

You want to be out here thot-ing and popping?

It's fine, go ahead, you know what I'm saying?

'Cause tricks get special bread, too.

- [Karmen] I'll be back to get my shit. (car engine revs)

- [Piece] Fucked up.

- What the hell is all this ruckus out here?

Damn. - Man, that's Karmen, man.

Man, I'm not messing with that girl no more, man.

Her wig on too tight, she tripping, done.

- Don't you love this girl?

- No, no, no, she a thot just like the rest of them.

She got us both fooled, that's what was going on with that.

- What did I tell you, son?

I told you to keep an extra piece on the side,

just in case this type of shit don't work out.

I told you that. - You did, you did, man.

She tripping, too, come in front of my homie,

you know, just talking about my job.

She don't even have a job, you know what I'm saying?

Talk about what I can and can't do for her, man.

I don't know what's wrong with these girls,

man, she tripping.

- You gotta get your money up.

This shit is real out here.

I done told you this over and over, seriously.

- What's up, baby, what's all that loud stuff?

What's up, boy? (group chattering)

- Hey, man.

- Him and Karmen done broke up.

- Wait, the little Karmen?

You done broke up with little Karmen?

That little, fine little thing?

You done fucked up, me and your mama was just

about to have a threesome with that.

- Man, what, nobody asked you, man.

What do you know about- - Hold that, baby.

- Man, what do you know about females anyway, man?

Nobody asked for your advice.

- Did you hear?

Boy, first of all, look,

I'm five years older than you, okay?

That means I know how to pick a bitch.

Your mama didn't pick me, I picked that bitch.

And then second, you think I picked my mama to have me?

No, I picked that bitch to have me, too,

and that's just real talk.

I got game, boy, I got game.

I've been having that since day one.

- Where'd you get this doo rag?

- Where'd I get the doo rag?

- Bro, you-

- Right there on that ass, boy. (laughs)

Here, baby, go on and make me a little bit

of the Hen and the Coke, two drops of ice, the crushy,

the crush, though, not the big blocks, the crushed.

You're dripping it on your lip.

And you owe me for that convo right there, boy.

- [Piece] Oh, shit, this your guy.

- You owe me. - Don't be late for work.

- It's always a pleasure to meet you, baby,

'cause you know how we roll, and Piece?

Ha, I'll be back to get a piece of your mama's ass. (laughs)

And don't forget, baby, like you always do,

make sure you got that macaroni the way it's supposed

to be done, burnt at the top,

a little cheesy at the bottom, how I like it, you dig?

And Piece, hey, hey, got it. (laughs)

Piece, I'm just balling out of control.

I don't be caring about nothing.

Hey, holler at me, fam,

when you want to learn a little knowledge

about light light, you know?

Ugh, I'm so tired of this, I'ma holler at you, LaCrecia.

- All right.

Why is you drinking right now anyway?

- Hey, this is from last night.

I gotta, you know, gotta do my thing, child.

You just get your ass to work.

(television chatters)

- I can't believe this, man.

You see how she just come through tripping

on me, man, disrespectful.

- Man, don't even worry about that.

Girls is like buses, you miss one,

the next 15 minutes later, another one coming.

♪ Yo, all I ever wanted was the backend, the 50 ♪

♪ Yeah, with the success ♪

♪ Know they want to see me like you want to see me ♪

- [Piece] All right, man, get to that money, man.

- [Slick] Yeah, all ready.

Trap god, trap lord, I trap in my dreams,

I trap when I'm asleep.

(Piece laughs)

- Just don't get trapped by the police.

- [Slick] Oh, man, you don't- (Piece laughs)

- [Piece] All right, man.

- All right. - Go on.

- [Slick] I'm that trap god, baby.

♪ Dream, just my thoughts in the bag, get to packing ♪

♪ We're like, no, practice is out with the backend ♪

- All right, I'll be back.

♪ What's up with the backend, yeah ♪

♪ I've been throwing it back in, back in ♪

♪ She wouldn't fuck with me back then ♪

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- Raul, Raul, man, turn this shit down, man.

This ain't cool. - Huh?

(upbeat music drowns out speaker)

This is my money dance.

If you had the money, you would dance, too.

- Okay, give me that.

Let's put on something we can vibe to.

- Ah.

- Like this, ooh. (slow music)

- I can jam to this too, this is my jam.

- You've got zero rhythm.

- I've got moves, baby, I got moves.

♪ I take that money that be coming through the mail ♪

(group chattering)

- Oh, Raul, that's not it-

- I got my drink, I got my step, my drink, my step.

Break it up, break it up, break it up.

Fuck it up, fuck it up, fuck it up,

break it up, break it up, break it up.

♪ I'll take a maid ♪

- Homeboy don't got it, let me show you how it's done, Raul.

(group chattering)

- Okay, okay, ooh.

- Okay, Vida.

- Hey, oh, yo, yo, which way to the pizza place, bro?

- That way.

- Which way is that way? - That way.

- All right.

- [Slick] Call of Duty, what's up, man?

Brand new Duty, 2K, still in the wrapper.

Two for 40. - I don't care.

I don't buy stolen merchandise, bro.

- [Slick] Who said it's stolen?

- I can tell.

- Fake-ass Ricky Martin, like you shop at the Goodwill.

- Man, I smelled you from the hallways.

Come on, man, I knew it.

Look, man, you've got to loan me some of that loud,

man, smoke me some of that until,

you know, until I get my check.

- What you, come on, man.

You work at the same job I work at, you don't got it.

- Come on, man, open the door, man.

Don't leave your boy out like that, man.

I got you, man, what you playing for, man?

- Hey, you want some of this, COB, all right, for real.

- [Julius] Come on, listen, I'm a fine ass nigga-

(water splashes)

- Shit.

Uh.

Uh, I might got something for you, man.

There you go, all right?

- Damn, why is it wet?

- [Piece] It's that drip, man, (indistinct).

- So this is that (indistinct).

- Raul is crazy.

- I know, he really is, though.

♪ Say you're having ♪

- Oh, boy.

♪ Say you're having my baby, ooh, yeah ♪

- Hands off, don't ever fucking touch me

with your dirty-ass hands.

- Oh, shit. (coins jingling)

- That chocolate, baby.

- Ugh.

♪ Forever, my lady ♪

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

A little change for the good brothers out here,

doing this professional work? (coins clinking)

- No, man, not today.

- You know, we hard blue collar workers out here, man.

- You need to get your ass a real job.

- Where do you do that at? - What?

A couple slices of pizza will do.

- Hey, man, you know I can't do that, man.

(group chattering)

Come on, man.

- You're lucky we ain't out here robbing niggas.

- [Panhandler] Exactly.

- You'll be an easy lick.

- You need to lick your lips.

- Your life is a joke, don't touch him.

- That's what they say, baby.

- Hey, you know what-

- 'Cause I'm gonna fucking do me,

you know what I'm talking about?

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- Hello, Bomb Pizza.

- [Keisha] Hey, this is Keisha.

- Damn, you sound cute, baby.

- [Keisha] I want to order of them Bomb Pizzas.

- Well, what kind of pizza you want? I'll deliver it myself.

- [Keisha] I'm over by the Jungles.

- The Jungles, (scoffs) we don't deliver in the jungles.

- [Keisha] What?

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(slow music continues) (people continue singing)

- What the fuck was that all about?

- What?

- You and that nigga getting all lovey dovey and shit.

- Who, Peace?

That is my coworker, why you so insecure?

- Because he's trying to get a piece of what I got.

- Honey, don't worry about him.

He makes, like, $3.00 an hour, okay?

We're good, we're good.

- Whatever.

♪ Nigga, we done running this ♪

- Ain't worried about nothing.

♪ Nigga, I ain't worried about nothing ♪

♪ Worry about nothing, nigga ain't worried about nothing ♪

Oh, oh, no, not now. (sighs) (engine sputters)

Shit, (indistinct).

- Yo, homie, man, move your raggedy-ass car out the way.

- Hey, man, ain't nobody worried about you

and your little Benz, man, chill out, man.

Trying to get the car out the way.

- Oh, (laughs) I see, you have car trouble.

I feel bad for you, son.

I got 99 problems, but a car ain't one.

- What, I know you ain't acting like you're doing it

over there in that old Benz, man.

What is that, a 2000, a CLK?

Man, that's a girly whip, man.

- Hey, first of all, this car is a 2010,

and this car is manly.

- Manly, yeah, like that lavender shirt you picked.

Yeah, real manly.

- What, hey, don't- - It looks good on you, baby.

I like that shirt on you, you look good-

- Hey, man, why don't you go ahead

and take your $3.00-ing ass out of here

and deliver them pizzas?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, Boris Kodjoe. (laughs)

You know what I'm saying?

Just enjoy them groceries tonight, man.

I heard about your little fetish.

You need to brush your teeth, nasty.

- What the hell is he talking about?

- I have no, you know what? Just drive, y'all tripping.

(slow music)

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Nigga ♪

- [Speaker] Hey, babe?

- What's up?

- Do you think you can do that?

- Man, look at the fucking time,

and that fucking pizza man ain't here, Bomb-ass Pizza, man,

it better be bomb. - Can you please

stop talking about the pizza

and start talking- - Man, that whiskey, man.

The motherfucking- - About this.

- Bottle's gone.

- Baby, it is Friday, are you serious?

- I'm walking to the motherfucking liquor store, man.

(Piece knocks)

- I think that's the pizza.

♪ Cold motherfucker ♪

♪ You can search the whole world ♪

♪ But won't find another ♪

- Ah, bo- bo- bo- bo- Bomb Pizza, yeah.

- What the fuck is that?

- It's Bomb Pizza, this is what you ordered, isn't it?

- I ordered extra large, homie.

- Oh, they told me you ordered

the poquito pizza, man. - No, no, no, no.

- Baby, we want that pizza.

I want the pizza. - I'm hungrier

than a motherfucker. - Thank you.

- You know what?

I ain't paying this fool.

You want to pay him, go ahead.

- Oh, I gotta get paid, man. - It's okay, it's okay.

It's okay, I got you.

- All right, all right-

- So, and you have a double meat special-

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, stop flirting with that fool.

Get your ass over here, man.

(faintly speaking)

- [Speaker] Hey!

- High man win, low man win.

High man lose, low man lose, pick one.

♪ Chopping game, but these niggas got my name wrong ♪

- Boom, I won.

- 2K, Madden, 2K, all the brand new games you need.

- What's up, man?

♪ So I stay low ♪

♪ Chopping game, but them niggas got my name wrong ♪

- Okay, I see the bag

about empty, man. - Yeah.

- You throwing out some new stock?

- Hell, yeah, man, shit been selling like Gucci

before blackface, things are going crazy.

- Hey, man, my bad it took me so long.

I was helping moms get her wig off, you know how that be.

- Man, come through on demand.

My time is money and my money better be on time.

- All right, kid, you talking all this money, man,

how much have we got? - Hell, yeah, about 1,200.

1,200, bro.

- 1,200?

- Hell, yeah.

- That's it?

- "That's it"?

Listen, our mans came through,

he seen a bag, and he seen all the merch,

I had to throw him a G deal.

- No, man, we can't be throwing nobody no G deals, man.

- You're tripping. - We're taking penitentiary

chances for business, come on, man.

- We get some more, get another one, we up.

- [Piece] We're not up.

That is not up. - Yeah.

It's more than we had. - You know what I think?

I'm gonna go ahead and do it, you know what I'm saying?

- Is this nigga driving fast?

I feel like. (laughs) (group chattering)

Oh, shit, oh, you hit me, I'm suing you.

I'm suing you, you hit me.

- What you talking about, boy?

I ain't done nothing, you done hit my car.

Look at this, what you talking about?

You hit me and I ain't paying you nothing.

- Get the fuck out of here, old head.

I'll lay your ass flat.

- Oh, you keep talking that craziness right past this line,

it's on and popping, little motherfucker.

- Now, come past this line,

your old ass ain't popping a balloon.

- What, boy, don't you know,

I will pop your little ass right here and right now,

pop your ass dead. - What you gonna do?

- Yeah. - What you gonna do?

What's up, what?

- Oh, yeah, 'cause you don't know.

You'd better ask somebody.

I got eight bodies under my belt from 'Nam.

I got my stripes, you little nigga.

- Popping the trunk on old niggas this year,

and your ass gonna be the first to catch it.

- Old, man?

- Oh, shit! (group chattering)

- Old, yeah, yeah. (gun fires)

- What, they shooting, oh, shit, man.

(gun fires) (group chattering)

- 'Nam, you're lucky I got a three o'clock appointment,

or I would finish you off, boy.

Don't mess with me, I'm from 'Nam.

(slow music)

- [Piece] What up, big bro?

- Man, same old, same old.

Another day, another dollar.

- Man, it's ugly out here, man.

- I know, junior, let me get that shit.

- [Slick] Man, watch out before you burn a hole in my T.

- Check this out, if your fat-ass stops smoking,

maybe you could get to this cash, fool.

- I know you ain't talking

with that damn half a sweatsuit from Slauson.

Did that motherfucker come with a pack of Backwoods?

- Nigga, whatever you think, nigga,

I stay fresh and stay clean, nigga, and to the money.

- Oh, yeah, oh, you think you fresh fresh, huh?

I bet you take a shower with them damn shades on too, huh?

- Yeah, straight with your girl, nigga.

(Piece laughs)

I gets to the money.

- Oh, man. (laughs)

- Man, but anyway, what's happening with your car, bro?

- I know, you see it smoking over there, man?

Some dude shot my car up, man, it's messed up.

Then my girl broke up with me and my car all busted, man.

I'm ready to go play in some traffic right now about now

or jump off a building or something.

- Check this out, bro, it ain't never that bad.

Bitches come and go, as do cars.

- Yeah, man, but that's my livelihood right there, man.

I mean, without my transportation, man,

I can't get to the money or get to any honeys.

It's messed up.

- I hear you, hold up, hold up real quick.

Man, take this wet-ass blunt this nigga done chewed on,

man, let me get this phone call- (group chattering)

- Motherfucker.

- [Woman On Phone] Hey, Daddy, are you around?

♪ Boo, boo, boo ♪ - [Woman On Phone] I miss you.

- [Panhandler] Damn, what you got on, nigga?

What's up, Piece?

What's up, baby? - Man, not today, y'all.

Not today.

- I'm hungry, man.

- Look at my car, look at my car, man.

- That motherfucker clean.

- Man- - First things first.

Smoke with your good brother.

- No. (group chattering)

- Y'all smell bad.

- Smell?

- Extremely bad.

- You got the same hoodie I got on, man.

What are you talking about? - Wait.

You might as well get you a sign, brother. (laughs)

Might as well get you one of them-

- You can't even spell, look at this.

- The message is coming across.

- Tell me what it says,

man, tell what it says. - It's all about the message.

- Have some-

- Compassion.

(group chattering)

- [Piece] And put an E on your sign, man.

- [Panhandler] Man, don't worry about this, man, this is-

(group chattering)

- Your spelling is terrible. - This message is coming

across, that's all that matters.

- All right.

- But you just not gonna smoke with me, huh?

- This motherfucker, man. - All right, no, no-

- Marshmallow man, come on, man, we outta here, man.

- [Slick] Man, get your sample-

(group chattering)

- Man, I got a proposition for you.

You want to make some money? - Proposition?

Hell, yeah, man.

What I gotta do, man? - Cool, cool, cool, cool.

- Where I gotta go?

- First and foremost,

stop asking all these motherfucking questions.

Let's ride out.

Hold up, hold up, big sexy, come on, now, uh-uh.

Your fat ass gotta stay here, this is strictly business.

- What?

I gets pussy, my nigga, mad bitches, bad bitches,

for all the nights I never had bitches.

- Nigga, keep eating that blunt and hold it down, man,

for the block. (Piece laughs)

- Bo- bo- bo- bo- bo- Bomb Pizza, how may I help you?

♪ The world way too big ♪

♪ Stepping through your hos, and your ass ain't shit ♪

♪ When they finally close in, tell them ♪

- So check it out, bro, I had to put you up on some game.

- Good looking, bro.

- Man.

- For real.

- The key to it is comfort and converse these bitches.

Make them keep coming back, and once she get that first hit,

she hooked, you know what I'm saying?

- I feel you, that's what I'm gonna do, man, watch.

- Yeah, yeah, so all you gotta do, man,

go ahead and knock that shit out the park,

but keep it safe, though, and I'll be back.

- All right, all right, all right.

Here, man, hold on to this 'til I'm done.

- All the way, all the way-

- One condom, though, you couldn't get me a gold one?

- Man, it's one shot-ersky.

- I got it.

- Handle your- (car door slams)

- Yeah.

(upbeat music)

- Got them games here.

(upbeat music continues)

Hey, hey, Call of Duty? (upbeat music continues)

- Yes, a little spring chicken.

I've been waiting for you all day.

Come on, this way.

(slow jazzy music)

Nice hair, I want to show you something.

That was me at Dr. Dre's first music video.

- Oh, (laughs) shit, Dr. Dre, I see, the Doctor.

Yo, you was popping back in the day.

- What do you mean, back in the day?

I still got it, here.

Drink up.

- It smells like witch hazel.

- Mm-hmm, 100 proof, uh-huh, take it down.

Mm-hmm. (Piece groans)

(Piece splutters)

- That burned, yeah.

- Look here, look at me,

this is my rodeo now.

- Oh, you're about to get your little Tatiana on.

Okay, okay, hey, look it right here, twerk that.

- Baby, I've been twerking before twerking was twerking.

I'm going to ride you like a toro.

- [Piece] Oh, wow.

- You passed your first test. - Yes, sir.

- That's what I'm talking about, yeah.

- I'm telling you what, man, $100, man, and just that,

look, that's what I'm talking about.

- Oh, that ain't shit, bro, you know,

my first day, I made a rack.

- A rack?

- And got title to a mule.

- What, I'm trying to get on your level.

Can you put me on it?

- Man, look it, check this out.

E's Impala, a couple of racks,

man, that's a simple starter kit.

Turn that shit up, man.

- What, you want to give me the keys?

- Hurry up before I change my mind.

- You ain't gotta say it twice.

- Man, come on. - You gonna let me drive?

- Like I said, man. - Come on, come on.

(slow music)

- Yeah, this is what I'm talking about.

- Bro, bro, bro, gro, bro, bro.

Don't fucking scratch my shit.

- [Piece] All right, all right, all right.

- I'm serious.

- [Piece] My man.

- Man, go ahead, you know how to do it.

None of your business.

- All right.

- [Clarence] Take care of my baby.

- All right.

- Hello, Bomb Pizza.

(slow funky music)

- Yo.

- [Assistant] What?

- You're the best assistant in the world.

- [Assistant] Thank you.

- And the worst, you know why?

Because I'm trying to be as professional as possible,

but- - I understand.

- I cannot focus without my pizza.

- I ordered it an hour ago, I apologize.

He should be here soon. - I don't like to curse.

- He should be here soon- - Where's my shit?

- Oh, shit. - Are you pulling up now?

Give me that shit. ♪ If I had one week ♪

- How much do I owe you? - Oh.

♪ I wish ♪

- Listen, stop, stop, you late.

You got way too much energy.

Run the pizza, fam. - What is you late for?

I ordered this shit an hour ago.

Cold as hell, you talking about fresh?

This shit is trash.

- Oh, yeah, no,

why'd you get the Bomb Pizza- - Would you eat this?

Then why would you deliver this shit?

This is not bomb, it's trash.

How much I owe you?

- Not only am I disappointed, but I'm appalled,

and I'm appalled at you for about

to ask him how much, it's free.

- $20, it's $20, yeah. - 20, here you go, baby.

You have a blessed day, okay?

- What about a tip?

- Yeah, I got a tip, the tip of this dick.

Now get the fuck out of here, man-

- It's pretty rude, and you know,

if you gave me one of them scooty bikes,

my deliveries would be on point. (laughs)

Where's that, she not here?

- He's gross, he's dumb, he's gross.

- You sure you don't want any pizza?

- Bye, adios, puto.

(Piece faintly speaking)

- All right, pizza man, see you.

(slow music)

- Don't stay, baby, let's go, yeah.

Oh, yeah, let me call that fool, get my money.

- I know you didn't eat all the chicken.

- Bro, you know I ate all the chicken.

What kind of question is that?

Why are you worried about me eating chicken-

- [Piece] You didn't save me any.

- What you been doing?

- Man, I've been at work all day,

okay, doing my thing. - Your work ain't shit.

- But what I'm really teed off about, okay,

is that Karmen ain't sent not one sub,

Insta, tweet, not nothing, bro.

She over there acting like she living it up,

margaritas and whatnot.

- Karmen, you talking about Karmen?

Come on, bro, get up off the past.

- I'm just keeping everything in key, you feel me?

Let me, let me hit her up.

I'm about to FaceTime, I'm about to FaceTime, shh.

- [Slick] Awful, she's bad.

- Shh. (slow orchestral music)

(phone rings)

- Hello?

- Nigga, who the fuck is you?

- Hey-

- [Slick] You looking for Karmen Sandiego?

- Put Karmen on the phone, man, shh.

- Nigga, she's mine now.

- What, what, you, oh, Millennium Tour Raz-B lookalike.

- You need to get your little money up, you little bitch.

Hey, you better tell that nigga

to quit calling your phone, get his ass fucked up.

- Raz-B shit on this beat? - Hello?

Looked like Raz-B.

(slow music)

- Where Raul at?

- Raul's not here.

- Well, tell that motherfucker he needs to take care

of his baby and handle his responsibilities,

and I will be back later.

- Yeah, you will be back, girl, that back, dang.

Wow. (faintly speaking)

♪ Niggas fell up off slim and I don't want them back ♪

♪ Trapping, coming back ♪

♪ Early night, early morning, took the ♪

- Hey, hey, what's up?

- I've got, guys are talking-

- Hey, what does it do?

- Hey, baby, I see you, baby. (laughs)

(car crashes)

- Oh, shit, I think I just caused an accident.

- Hey, bro, you hit my shit, bro.

- My bad, man, it's my bad, man.

I was looking at that ass, too, you know. (laughs)

- Hey, pull over here, bro, hey, pull over, bro.

- Oh, yeah, man, don't trip, don't trip.

I got you, I got you, don't trip.

Come on to the, yeah.

Yeah, right.

(car engine revs)

No, you don't. (cheers)

(car engine revving drowns out speaker)

(group chattering)

- [Piece] No, no, don't touch the car, no, no.

Back up off the car, man. - Damn.

(group chattering)

- No, look, look, bro, don't touch the car.

Don't touch the car.

- Piece, come on, Piece. - No.

(group chattering)

- Coupon for half off on your next pizza.

- [Piece] I see you smiling. (laughs)

I see you smiling, baby girl, (laughs) yeah.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, come on.

- I don't play that ball. - Ooh, ooh, ooh, I got you.

(both screaming)

Oh, you cheated, oh, get up off, get off, get up off.

- Oh, yeah, we gonna do our thing,

just like when we was in the joint, you hear me?

Go full Rambo on this nigga.

Nobody disrespects my goddamn sister,

motherfucking punk-ass nigga.

You know Hashim Raul?

- [Julius] Who's looking for him?

- A nigga with an attitude, nigga.

- Oh, shit, he in there, he in there, he in there.

Raul, Raul, Raul, hey, Raul, (indistinct)

'cause Big Roy is coming after you.

(slow music)

(door creaks)

- [Big Roy] What's up, man, Hashim Raul?

- Tried to break into my door, what the fuck?

- What's up with you not claiming my sister

and her baby, man?

- I didn't skeet in that.

She's a delusional whore and looking

to make a free day paycheck.

- Hey, who you calling a whore, homeboy, huh?

- Not today, pussy.

- You're goddamn right.

(slow dramatic music)

Watch out, this nigga's crazy.

(gun firing drowns out speaker)

- Motherfucker wants to test me.

(gun fires)

- Oh, yeah, got that van for sale?

Oh, yeah, OG, OG, what's going on?

You selling this van right here?

- It depends, you got any money?

- Oh, man, look, today your lucky day.

I got a bag full of gains right here, brand new.

- Hey, it's my van's lucky day

'cause I've been wanting to get rid of this shit anyway.

Yeah, damn, man, you-

- That's good, today's your lucky day.

- [Speaker] You know what they say.

- They gonna love you forever, I'm telling you. (slow music)

♪ Fucking popo, I'm out of here ♪

♪ Listen, little bitch, I got a story to tell ♪

♪ Fuck the police, I ain't going to jail ♪

♪ I got my pistol on my lap and my foot on the gas ♪

♪ I ain't going back to prison 'cause I'm doing the dash ♪

♪ Niggas blowing up my line, is that you on the TV ♪

♪ I'm like, yeah, nigga ♪

(van door slams)

(van door slams)

- What up, man, how you doing, man?

What's going on, what you trying to get done?

- Shit, I want to get, like, six 12s, three (indistinct),

I want this motherfucker to be rocking.

- You want live, do you want everybody

to hear you coming down the block?

- Staples Center.

- Put some (indistinct) in that thing

with a big-ass Fosgate amp,

put a second battery and everything else.

Change the little inside speakers,

put a double there in the EQ, you'll be straight.

- All right, shit, whatever you want-

- I'll give you the little player price, man.

I don't know whenever you're ready,

but, man, like, 15- - Ready right now.

- Or something like that?

Oh, man, come on, man. - 15?

Come on, man. - You got on all the jewelry.

- Man, this is costume jewelry-

- No, it ain't costume

jewelry, man, look, man- - Listen.

- We could do it this way.

Just bring your half now and just pay me the rest later,

if you could work that out.

- Oh, I guess we could do that.

- I got you, man.

- Hell, yeah, hook it up, man, let's do it.

- Let's go.

(door squeaks)

- Welcome to Bomb Pizza,

how may I help you?

- I've never had this Bomb Pizza before.

- First time for everything.

- Any suggestions?

- Oh, yes.

This vegan pineapple vegetarian pizza. (air kisses)

- Now, do it look like I eat anything vegan?

Look at all this, this is not no vegan body, okay.

- You can have all the meat you like.

- Okay.

Uh-oh.

♪ Quarter million, a stash for a rainy day ♪

♪ Yeah, still in the field, I be making play, yeah ♪

♪ I'm chasing mills, I can't change my ways ♪

♪ Yeah, I done made a way ♪

♪ A quarter million, a stash ♪

(upbeat music)

- Damn, ooh, that's the fattest booty all week.

Piece, come here, you gotta see this.

- Where, where?

Man, that's my mom, man.

- I didn't know. - Raul!

Hey, hey, what the hell, Raul?

- Hey, I am the owner here and she's the bomb.

- Hey, this is my mom.

- You know what, it's too much.

But your boss is a wild boy.

- Yeah, man, you've been off the chain lately.

Hey, man, off limits.

- Now, wait a minute, now, who is that?

- That's Vida, Mom, don't worry about all that.

- Okay, now, that's who you need to be getting on.

She way better than Karmen. - Shh, okay.

- Okay.

(group chattering)

- $100 a minute, make your dreams come true today.

$100 a minute.

- Is it true, man, the blacker the berry,

the sweeter the cherry?

- You mean the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice?

Hell, yeah, that's true, man.

Come on, all right, step right in.

- Hey, I'm Keisha, come on in, baby.

- You're already one minute, eight bucks.

Step right up, $100 a minute, step right up, $100 a minute.

(slow music)

- Bo- bo- bo- bo- Bomb Pizza, may I take your order?

(slow music continues)

♪ Yeah, I done made a way ♪

♪ Quarter million in stash ♪

- Brought some lunch.

- Oh, for sure, good looking.

- How's business?

- Oh, man, shit is booming.

- What?

- [Slick] What can I say, right here.

- Where's all the gains?

What, what, what is this?

- Liquidating and investing, baby.

(Piece laughs)

- What are we supposed to do with this van, though?

- Look, you see the motherfucker rocking?

- What you got going on in there?

- Man, you know what I'm saying,

a little P-I-M-P, yeah, P-I-M-P, yes, sir.

$100 a minute, yeah, $100 a minute.

(Piece laughs)

♪ Hold on with the cash, switch the order ♪

♪ This is how it sounds when the ♪

- Bo- bo- bo- bo- Bomb Pizza, tell me what you want.

Is it pickup or delivery?

Okay, no cheese, right, pepperoni?

You got it, that'll be about an hour.

You're welcome.

- Hey, what's up, homie?

Oh, shit. (gun clicks)

- You're right on time.

- [Piece] Come on. - [Robber] Turn around.

- Man, I'm just trying to make-

- Shut up and turn around.

Where the money at?

- Bro, my account on overdraft, stop, come on, man.

- Shut up, shut up, the keys-

- [Piece] My keys?

- Keep your hands there.

Go check that car, bro, I got this.

- [Robber] All right, all right.

- I got this, come on, (indistinct).

What have you got, bro?

- [Robber] Some good-ass weed, pizza boy.

- [Robber] What do you got? - Q kid kush, 700.

- Oh, that's what's up, man, you know what I'm saying?

You're right on time, man, get your.

(background noise drowns out speaker)

(slow music continues)

(Julius laughs)

- Yeah, you see it's real out here in the battlefield.

I got robbed three, four times the first night I went out.

You're lucky they ain't take your shoes. (laughs)

- Damn, oh, that ass, shake it for big daddy.

Eat them nipples like these Ruffles.

Oh, damn.

(Piece knocks)

Hey.

- [Piece] Man, you in here watching twerk videos,

man, I just got robbed, man,

you're over here- - You just got robbed?

- Ruffles and, man, they just ripped me for everything, man.

- You got robbed?

- Yeah, bro, they took me for my whole sack, man.

- Who, where, what, why? - Everything.

Man, these two scavenger dudes, man.

- Oh, hell, no.

- [Piece] What are you?

- Oh, shit, ugh, this is gonna discombobulate me.

- [Piece] Yeah, man, you in here working,

watching twerk videos, I'm in here getting twerked on, man.

- Yeah, we about to go get the turf deal.

We about to grind on these niggas, man.

(slow music)

- And I just got fucking robbed, man.

- [Clarence] What?

- I'm about to quit this job, man.

- No, bro, no, you can't quit this shit.

Nigga, you're sitting on a goldmine.

- Man, Raul's going out of town for two weeks.

I'm not seeing enough money, I don't know what to do.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

It just hit me, I'm gonna make a delivery app,

extra mega meat lover's with the extra meat, yeah.

- What, man, what is you talking about, bro?

- Check it out, bro.

Every time a client orders the extra meat special,

you're gonna make a house call.

You get what I'm talking about?

- I got it. - Yeah, yeah.

- Futuristic with it.

- You already know.

- Let's get it, man.

- Yeah, that's what we gonna do, get to this money.

- Because you display the dedication

and discipline which is necessary, hmm?

- That's.

- Hey, Vida, why you so sad?

- I had to catch the bus.

- What happened to Mr. Skinny Jeans?

- He's a fucking lying son of a bitch, that's what happened.

- Hey, what'd he do?

- He had six babies

by six different baby mamas, y'all, like, it's like.

- Huh, batting 1,000,

trying to make you the lucky number seven.

- Guess I can't deal with men anymore, like.

- Well, ladies lie, too.

- At least I can't get pregnant.

- My girl got a girlfriend.

- I slashed all his tires.

Ooh, this motherfucker putting shit on me?

How do you hide six fucking kids?

(indistinct), six fucking (indistinct) fucking kids.

(tire air hisses)

- Oh, no, not on the baby Benz.

Well, six babies, still.

(Raul laughs) (Piece laughs)

Dang.

- Going downtown. - What you gonna do downtown?

- I'm gonna get this money. - Nigga, you ain't leaving me-

- So I can take your sister out to eat.

- Oh, nigga, I got that.

I'm gonna get your grandmom another wig.

- Money from Raul-

- [Raul] Hey. - Hey.

- Say hello to my nephew and niece, Jerry and Delani.

- Oh, what up, man?

- They just came from the motherland.

- Africa, y'all came from Africa?

- No, a little east.

- Man, Africa is the motherland.

- Maybe for you, but we come from the streets

of bang, bang, Bangladesh.

- Where the skies are blue and the poonani is fresh.

(Piece laughs)

- So what's your niece's name again?

- She is way out of your league.

- You're thirsty.

- Wait, why y'all hating on me like this?

- I'm gonna go back to Bangladesh for a week,

and they're gonna be your boss in charge.

- [Julius] Man, they just got here, what about me?

- You are not qualified.

They're gonna learn from you, okay?

♪ It's a pizza day ♪

- [Speaker] Man, take your fat ass home, man.

♪ Hey, hey ♪

(group chattering)

♪ Hey, hey, it's a pizza day ♪

- Hey.

♪ Hey, hey, hey, it's a pizza day ♪

- Hey, hey, we want Raul, we want Raul.

- Hello, welcome to Bomb Pizza.

- Uh-

- Who the fuck is this?

Vanessa Williams look alike mother. (laughs)

Where's Raul at, man?

- Raul is away and I'm in charge.

- Listen, let me get my regular, man.

Let me get my regular, let me get a pepperoni

with seasoned salt, shredded cheese,

what else do I get on it?

What else I get on it? - [Panhandler] Meatloaf?

- Meat, there ain't no damn meatloaf on no damn pizza, man.

Give me some meatloaf, too, goddamn it, we got money.

- We don't do none of that.

- I just told this motherfucker.

- What, what, what's wrong with you, man?

We want to eat, man, it's pizza day.

- You smell like shit.

- What?

- You smell like shit?

- No.

- Well, you know, I'm gonna take my shit-

- You know what?

- That's what I'm gonna do. (laughs)

- Take your shit. - I'm gonna take my shit.

- I thought you smelled like shit.

- Yeah, and you're shit.

- You know what, you smell like the toilet and the shit.

- Yeah, 'cause it's not, we outta here.

(slow music)

- Thank you for calling bo- bo- bo- bo- Bomb Pizza.

What you want?

- I would like to order the mega meat lover pizza

with extra meat.

- Meat lover's, okay.

- Delivery, 412 Balboa Trailer Park.

- One hour.

- Okay, make sure the driver

doesn't forget the extra condiments.

- Bye, girl.

(birds chirping)

(birds continue chirping)

- Extra meat lover's pizza?

- [Client] I love a man who's on time.

(slow music)

- Hey.

Okay. (laughs)

♪ On break, no po ♪

♪ Single out, won't tell one soul ♪

♪ Know the streets make a guy turn cold ♪

♪ Thank God that I'm still on my toes ♪

♪ Still I (indistinct) ♪

♪ Won't break, won't bend, won't fold ♪

♪ From the body used to heat up the stove ♪

♪ Now we heating up streets like whoa, streets like whoa ♪

♪ Unbreakable, untameable ♪

♪ Made my first 100,000, shit was untraceable ♪

♪ First time in the foreign unexplainable ♪

♪ Around with the bitches and the shit was unbreakable ♪

♪ Street brothers in this bitch ♪

♪ No mascot in Hell's kitchen ♪

♪ Cooking (indistinct) ♪

♪ I figured out crime pays and never looked back ♪

- Damn, girl, tongue all down my throat.

- I love that freaky public sex, right here, right now.

(slow jazzy music)

- Right here?

Man, there's people around.

- (indistinct) not to live life.

- Girl, you gotta pay me first.

- My money, my fantasy.

Get out of the car, right here, right now.

(car seat creaks)

Talk that dirty gangster shit.

- Okay, well, why don't you drop down there

and give me some top, (indistinct).

- [Client] I don't know, maybe.

♪ I take a bus down, I'll take a plane ♪

♪ Yeah, I don't like it if it's same ♪

♪ Bitch, I need me a side and I need me a main ♪

♪ I'll take me a Bentley ♪

♪ Take me a Rolls Royce, take me a Fendi ♪

♪ I'll take me a Birkin ♪

♪ I'll take me a million ♪ - Step right up.

Thotty with a body, step right up.

Step right up, $100 a minute, thotty with a body.

Step right up, $100 a minute, thotty with a body.

She's ready to go party.

- Man, what's happening with you, big baby?

I've been hearing about you all across the West Side.

- Man, $100 a minute, that's what's up-

- $100 a minute?

Well, look, man, let me get two.

- All right. - I only need

the two minutes, man, I just need a swirl.

- For sure, get up in there then, big dog.

♪ I take cash ♪

- Thotty with a body, step right up.

Thotty with a body.

She's ready to party, step right up.

♪ I take cash app, Zelle ♪

♪ Money that be coming through the mail ♪

- [Julius] Bomb Pizza.

- Can I order an extra mega meat lover's pizza

with extra meat?

- [Julius] Will that be pickup or delivery?

- Delivery, how long will that be?

- [Julius] It'll be right there.

- Great, make sure he's not late.

♪ Like you fuck with me the wrong way ♪

♪ I had a long day, today to be the wrong day ♪

♪ See, we was trapping all night, we had to make it home ♪

♪ Big money year round, so every day we on ♪

♪ Little mama, bounce that ass like it's your favorite song ♪

♪ I'm smoking bomb ♪

(Piece knocks)

♪ I don't want to smoke the weed, I want a pound of smoke ♪

- Special delivery?

(slow music)

- Meow.

(upbeat music)

Barry Manilow is my absolute favorite.

- Oh, I never would have noticed.

- You're my Barry Melanin.

- What the fuck?

What the hell is this?

- It's an original piece from Barry's head itself.

- Ew, uh-huh, I'm not with that shit.

- Please, I love your companionship.

My husband doesn't really have time for me.

He's a police officer.

- What, the police?

- [Darlene] What?

- Damn, I gotta get up out of here.

No, hey, I gotta go, no, no.

- [Darlene] No.

- Are you trying to get me shot?

- No, stay, he'll be out and, like,

doing God knows what, screw him.

- Uh, no, okay, I'm not safe here with you, okay?

That's what the police do,

they shoot Black people every day.

- But you're my pizza boy,

and we can watch together on the security cam.

- Oh, that's kind of tight,

something like how Scarface had.

- Mm-hmm.

(upbeat music)

I think you got this all figured out, hmm?

- Fool, I'm a vet, you can bet.

I can dance in the water and not get wet.

(upbeat music continues)

(music drowns out speaker)

Meow. (upbeat music continues)

- Mm-hmm.

(slow music)

- It's the best sex I've ever had.

You hit places I didn't even know existed.

(Piece laughs)

- That way, (laughs) you like that, huh?

- Mm-hmm.

(slow music continues)

♪ I'll take it if you put it on a scale ♪

- Token of my appreciation?

♪ I take cash ♪

- Oh.

♪ I take Apple Pay ♪

♪ Bitch, I'll take it whole, baby ♪

- Well, payment accepted.

(both laughing)

♪ I got them twerking ♪

(crickets chirping)

- Want to make a hashtag out of this motherfucker?

- Hashtag.

- Let's get this little-

- [Officer Menedez] Let's do it. ♪ Nigga headed home ♪

♪ And see my main bitch chilling with my main bitch ♪

♪ I hit the dash on them so you bitches ♪

♪ I hit the dash on them ♪

♪ Okay, cool, you two bitches be friends ♪

- [Officer Legursky] Hands where we can see them.

♪ I'm out of here ♪

♪ I hit the dash on them ♪

- [Officer Menedez] Get out of the car.

- Well, what are you guys pulling me over for?

I didn't even get out the block.

- [Officer Legursky] What are you doing at this house?

- Look, look, I'm just doing my job.

I'm a pizza delivery guy- - What job is that?

- Just a pizza delivery, see Bomb Pizza on the shirt?

- Oh, pizzas?

- [Piece] Yeah. - Is that what you call it?

Why are you delivering to my wife over there?

'Cause she don't even like pizza.

- No, she ordered the extra meaty pizza, bro.

She literally just devoured it at the door.

- This motherfucker.

- [Piece] Hey.

(group chattering)

I can explain, hey, what?

- Yeah, yeah. - Look.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, I know my rights.

You can't just be snatching me out of my car like this.

What the? - We just did.

- Yeah, if I ever catch you in this fucking house again,

I'll cut your fucking dick off and your face,

yeah, put it together, and make a pita out of it.

- Get out of here, get in your car and get out of here.

- I don't want to see you no more here, pookie.

Go on, yeah, hurry up.

You sure you're not slinging drugs?

All you have is pizza in there, huh?

(car engine revs) ♪ Dash on them, I got a ♪

- This one was. (laughs)

- Hey, I'm here to take care of Mrs. Williams' bill.

She's in 357.

- It's $10,000.

Jennifer Legursky?

(slow orchestral music)

- [Receptionist] You're Jennifer Legursky?

- Yeah, yeah, I'm Jennifer Legursky, yeah.

- I'm gonna need to see an ID.

- I didn't bring my ID.

Nobody said I needed an ID.

I thought it would fine, just.

- Yeah, for that amount, $10,000,

definitely an ID is required-

- I mean, that's me, Jennifer, it's French, it's French.

- It just sounds kind of girly.

- Yeah, it does.

- Okay, all right, you guys are giving me a hard time.

That'll be fine, I'm just gonna.

- Okay, bye, Jennifer.

(group chattering)

- Oh, oh, (laughs) look at you, looking all shiny.

Let me see this.

(group chattering)

- Dancing in the sun.

- Wow, it's nice.

- Yeah, (indistinct). (laughs)

- Man, if you don't get out of here

with these fake-ass cubic zirconias, man.

- Hi, welcome to Rich Environment.

- Okay, hell, yeah-

- Shopping for someone special?

- Oh, yeah, my little boo thing there.

She (indistinct).

- Hi. - Oh, I see, I see.

Well, I have a perfect fragrance for you both.

Try this, it's irresistible.

- Okay, let me see.

- What do you think? - What do you think

that smells like?

- It smell like an acne medicine.

Are you wearing that, is that what that it is?

- Okay, well, I have a unisex fragrance

that might be within your price range.

- Did you just, did you just see how

she tried to just play me?

You hit me with the price range?

You tried to price range.

Oh, okay, is it 'cause I got the Bomb Pizza shirt on?

You thought I was the employee? (laughs)

I'm the boss, baby, I'm the boss.

(coins clattering)

- Oh, okay. - Ignore that change,

now, that ain't mine.

It's all blue faces, yeah. - Okay, I mean, we,

why don't you try this?

- Oh, ow, shit.

- [Salesclerk] What do you think

about that one? - Goofy bitch,

you sprayed me in my eyeball.

- Be more careful next time- - Right in my eyeball.

- He was right in my line of fire. I'm so sorry.

- [Piece] You're fine, you're fine-

- Of course I didn't do that on purpose. (group chattering)

Oh, shit!

- [Piece] How's that? - Oh, shit, in my eye.

- Yeah, mm-hmm, eye for an eye.

That's how it goes in the street.

- Oh, sprayed in my eye, you done get the hell out of here.

Security, get them the hell out of here,

please, get them out of here.

I can't see, (cries) shit.

♪ I've been hustling niggas mad 'cause I came up ♪

♪ I've been hustling niggas mad 'cause I came up ♪

♪ Now I'm about to ♪ (Piece knocks) ♪

- I've got a delivery, extra meat lover's pizza, extra meat.

- Yeah, I heard you got that little meat. (laughs)

- Little meat, no, hell, no, not me. (laughs)

- You know, take it out, measure it

so we, you know, we can see it.

Send us a picture.

- Yeah, beam it over, Scotty.

- Okay, I mean, y'all want me to do that right here?

Y'all don't want me to come in?

- Just do it, nigga.

- [Piece] I'm about my money,

and I ain't got no shame in my game.

(group chattering)

- I got my AirDrop on.

- [Piece] Here, I'll send it through the app here.

Yeah, yeah, big things come in small packages.

- All right, that's what up.

I like a little male confidence.

- I mean, so what are your rates?

- It's 200 an hour.

- Bitch?

- Okay.

- Go ahead and give-

(group chattering)

(door slams)

Ooh, wait, this- this 500.

- Yeah, I know, I own businesses.

- Okay, once the money's exchanged,

no refunds, right, nigga? (laughs)

- [Piece] Goddamn right, there ain't no refunds.

- Well, get your ass in here, then, nigga.

Come on, little nigga.

- This ain't Wally world, you know?

If I rock your world, you can't get no refund. (laughs)

- Hey, word on the street is,

you got this shit cracking out here

with this Bomb Pizza shit.

- Yeah, you got these hos over here tweaking.

- I heard everybody want a piece.

- Oh, no, no, it ain't like that, I just-

- No, that ain't what I heard.

You're in the way of my money, major violation.

- [Piece] Violation, but I don't even know you.

- Nigga, you gotta pay these 'hood taxes.

- Top making that says you quit, nigga.

- Look- - Get a cut.

- Either you can pay up and move around freely,

or I'm on your bumper, heavy.

Pick one. - Period.

- [Speaker] Gonna get cut, nigga.

- This is some bomb-ass pizza.

♪ Yo, and I be making play, yeah ♪

- [Piece] Hey, yo, yo, Vida!

♪ Dressed in all black ♪

- [Piece] Vida, where you going?

- I'm on my way to the bus stop.

- Girl, you don't gotta walk or take the bus.

Come on, I've got you a ride, hop into my office.

- What's all this about?

- Oh, I been, you know, I'm just being nice.

Just being nice, she wanted to see the 'hood.

You know, I'm being a concierge.

- You're doing too much, that's what you're doing.

- He's just showing me the ghetto.

- [Piece] Yeah.

- Yeah, and I didn't ask you.

- Come on, girl, get in.

I'm gonna give you a ride, I'ma drop you off.

Don't look at me like that.

- Oh, I can't stand you right now.

I can't believe I'm sitting in the, really, the back?

I'm used, that's my seat, all right?

I'm used to sitting there, move, move.

I can't even- - Finders keepers,

sit back there first.

- Don't say shit to me,

don't talk to me like that- - Hey, come on, V.

Don't be smacking the Corinthian leather, so nice, come on.

- This rat has no class.

- Excuse me? - No, no, no, no.

- Did you, you just called me a rat?

(Vida speaking in foreign language)

- Hey, hey-

- With the fucking (speaking in foreign language)

and it's probably not even yours.

- No Espanol.

- No Espanol, yeah, that's what I thought.

- You guys, come on, come on.

- Ugh, I can't believe this shit.

- [Piece] Be nice, be nice, ladies.

- [Vida] Piece, what the hell is this?

- [Piece] What's that?

- [Vida] Who is this woman?

- [Piece] What, I don't, I don't know who that is.

I don't even know, I've never seen her before in my life.

- [Vida] Aha, the hell you haven't.

It's dedicated to you, "To Piece," all right?

"You and me go marvelous together, and between the sheets."

- [Piece] What? No-

- [Delani] Ew!

- [Piece] No, no! - [Delani] Is that true?

- [Piece] No, that's, that's my brother's doing.

He's a practical joker,

and he's always pranking. - [Vida] Uh-huh, right.

You hella nasty, sleeping with these old-ass women.

- [Piece] No, no I'm not.

- [Delani] Ew.

- [Piece] Yo, hey, we're not gonna talk about this, okay?

- [Vida] Disgusting.

- [Piece] We're gonna go get some Hennessy.

♪ I done made a way ♪

♪ Quarter million in stash for a rainy day, yeah ♪

♪ Still in the field, I be making play, yeah ♪

♪ I'm chasing mills, I can't change my ways ♪

(slow music)

- Thanks for the ride.

- So, look, V, what about me and you?

- Oh, not as long as you're doing this male escort thing.

That's not, mm-mm.

- What, what you mean?

I mean, how did you know?

- Piece, I'm not stupid.

Are you serious right now?

You know, if you really want to get with me, stop tricking.

- Well, I'm not just out here sleeping, okay?

I'm out here getting my money up-

- Oh, you're getting "my money up"?

- I gotta get my money up. - Okay.

Well, that's a decision you need to make, then.

- I already made my decision.

- Mm-hmm.

- You know?

- Hmm, better wear them condoms tonight, goodnight.

- Okay, it's like that, it's like that.

All right, I'm gonna see you tomorrow.

So what's up, man?

I know they're not doing it like this over there.

♪ What you looking for ♪

♪ I know what you're looking for ♪

- Do I got Hennessy or what? ♪ What you looking for ♪

- Just drink it.

♪ You ain't gotta search no more ♪

- Drink this Jack, huh?

♪ What you looking for ♪

- No, let me show you how we do it,

head back, look at the sky, oh.

Oh, you're a pro, huh?

(music drowns out speaker)

(Piece laughs)

Okay.

♪ What you looking for ♪

♪ You ain't gotta search some more ♪

♪ What you looking for, I know what you're looking for ♪

- Now I know. (singing drowns out speaker)

(Piece laughs)

♪ Ran into you at One Oak, yeah ♪

♪ Noticed you was solo, yeah ♪

- Give me head now, right now.

Right fucking now.

♪ If you vowed that life, yeah ♪

♪ Baby, don't think twice, yeah ♪

- Oh, Piece.

You're a piece of work. (laughs)

- [Piece] Oh, babe, you got that Aquafina, huh?

- It's Fiji! (slow orchestral music)

It's, like, $3.00 more.

- [Piece] Oh, you got that wet wet, huh?

- Yeah.

♪ Nigga, strip from the drip, nigga, Baywatch ♪

♪ Chop it up everywhere and I can't stop ♪

♪ Around the world and a bitch that I can't pop ♪

♪ Lifeguard keep it on me, nigga, Baywatch ♪

♪ Nigga, strip from the drip ♪

- Certified fire stuff.

(Delani laughs)

And that Venga, that 100 proof or something, that worked.

(slow reggae music)

- Netflix and chill, uh-uh, no,

he ain't chilling with my password, oh, hell, no.

(door rattles)

- [Piece] Man, I know that's not Karmen.

Uh.

- I came to get my belongings.

- Uh-uh, not right now's not a good time, I'm busy.

- (indistinct), oh, who's that bitch?

- Oh, um-

- You?

- Yo, that's my, that's my flavor of the month right here,

that's what that is.

- [Karmen] Oh, is that, that bitch got my fucking robe on?

- [Piece] Hold on, first of all,

you broke up with me, remember?

- [Karmen] How many you seeing, though?

- Hold up, and, and I'm the one who bought the robe.

- Get off me!

Get off me, you bitch!

(Karmen screams)

- Sorry about that.

- (indistinct) up in this motherfucking-

- Here, man, take your stuff, yo.

- Hold on, girl, make sure I got all of my shit in here.

Are you, goddamn, this, ugh, ugh.

Nasty, dirty-ass, oh, oh,

and I know what you do with one sock on, nasty,

yeah, but I've been. (faintly speaking)

Yeah, girl. (music drowns out speaker)

Dirty ass nigga. (faintly speaking)

Yeah, girl, I'm like, what the fuck? (faintly speaking)

- Phone ringing off the hook

for the double meat lover's with extra meat.

I was calling your phone, where were you?

You had me worried.

- I'm a grown-ass woman, Jerry.

- We'll see how Uncle feels about that.

- "We'll see how Uncle feels about that."

- Hey, can you believe that cougar, though,

dropping that card on me, man,

with the $30,000 limit, eh?

- [Slick] 30 racks,

are you for real? - Yes, 30 bands.

- Man, man, you're living your best life

in that escort business, damn.

- It's getting crazy, man, every day's a new adventure.

- Plug me in, I'm supposed to be a man, you ought to know.

- Man, I'm not holding out, man.

You know what's going on with Grandma, man.

I gotta stack this bread, figure out what we doing, man,

but I might got a play for you, man.

I'll probably need your help.

- Psst, all day, man, let's do it. (faintly speaking)

- [Piece] Ooh, oh, shit, you see my buttercup?

Okay, okay, oh, she checking me out,

no, she checking you out.

No, I think she's checking me out, bro.

She's trying to stay popping,

trying to stay popping, she on me.

(group chattering)

Hey, hey.

- Hey!

(group chattering)

♪ Now, shorty, she a freak-a-leek ♪

- What is that? - What the hell is with this?

- Oh, no.

♪ Underneath, she could have followed (indistinct) ♪

- With the creep, he got glasses on in the gym, no.

- Baby, baby, oh, yeah, work it.

Yeah, work it, baby, yeah.

- Jerry, I gotta call off work, oh.

You're disgusting, here?

- Again? Ugh.

Seriously, here?

You're embarrassing us.

I look bad now, ugh.

(slow music)

- Yo, yo, yo, I want to introduce you

to the new delivery driver.

- Yeah, hey, what's up? - Welcome to the business,

man, welcome. - What's going on, man?

How you doing?

- What y'all doing?

- What the fuck is on this dude? Damn, bro, what the?

- What is that, man?

- [Jerry] I don't know.

- Anyway, bro, do I get to eat for free?

- 20% discount.

- 20%?

- Eat for free?

- Yeah, five finger discount, an employee discount.

I'm not paying for no food, bro.

- [Jerry] What are you talking about-

- Don't get fired before you get hired.

Don't worry about it. - I ain' getting fired.

You crazy.

- He's gonna make all the runs.

- All the runs, (indistinct), all the runs.

- Rashonda, clean this motherfucking house up, man.

I'm about to make a run.

I want some food ready, roll me up a blunt.

I need a glass of Jack when I get back,

and stay the fuck off that phone.

- You need to get a job and bring some bread back,

and I'm not talking about the kind

of bread you make a sandwich with,

which your ass done had too many of, anyway.

- If I call you, you'd better pick (indistinct).

(door slams)

(Rashonda faintly speaking)

- Mm-hmm, yes.

Yeah, hi, I was wondering

if I could order a meat lover's pizza.

Yes, extra sausage.

Yes, (laughs) oh my God, yes, yeah.

Yeah, okay, okay, oh, thank you so much, thank you.

(Rashonda sighs)

♪ I was sleeping on the floor ♪

♪ Worth a million on the low ♪

- This is that fire, right here, (indistinct).

- Mm-hmm. - Here, you want to hit it?

- Jaquan, I thought you said you had a friend for me.

- I do, he's on his way right now, don't even trip.

- Okay.

(Slick knocks)

- Hey, calm down, patience.

That might be homie right now.

Oh, no, that's some pizza.

♪ Still the same young nigga ♪

- [Jaquan] What's cracking, fool?

- [Slick] What up?

- [Jaquan] Come in.

(door slams)

- Got Bomb Pizza.

- [Jaquan] Cool.

(faintly speaking)

- [Slick] Okay, Bomb Pizza.

(group chattering)

- [Jaquan] There you go, extra meat lover's special,

right there for you.

You ordered extra meat, didn't you?

- Mm-hmm.

- There you go, right there.

Let me hit that.

You hanging out with us?

- No, I gotta get back to the shop, bro-

- Come on, man, smoke with us.

- I'll hit that motherfucker one time.

- Yeah, man, if you get fired, nigga,

come holler at me, nigga, I got a job for you.

- Oh, shit.

- Take care of him, have fun with him.

♪ Don't sneeze, don't cough, break me off ♪

♪ Don't sneeze, don't cough ♪

♪ Break me off, real nigga with a bag ♪

♪ That's what turn me on ♪

♪ There's a person burning house, got him running out ♪

♪ 12 pull up on the ♪

- Yeah. ♪ Niggas run they mouth ♪

♪ I just got him for his pockets, now I'm cashing out ♪

♪ Icy do a ♪

- The mega meat lover's pizza, it keeping you busy.

- Yeah, man, somebody gotta do the job.

(Piece knocks)

(Rashonda sings)

- [Piece] Bomb Pizza.

- Yeah, come on in.

- [Piece] Extra meat lover's?

- Yes, come on in.

Oh, yeah. (laughs) - Okay. (laughs)

Ooh, so you ordered the meat lover's special, huh?

- I did, with extra sausage. - Yes, yeah.

So you ready for the, you know, you know,

it's 200 an hour, okay?

- Yeah.

- Yeah? - Oh, hold on one second.

- It's a little noisy up there,

you got some people up there?

- [Rashonda] Ooh, oh. (faintly speaking)

- You got your, you got you sister or somebody?

Ooh, menage, yay.

- This is Angela.

Say hi to Mr. Pizza. - Oh, hey, hey.

Hey, Angela. - Hi, Mr. Pizza.

- Okay.

- [Rashonda] Yeah, isn't she cute?

- Yeah.

- She's so nice and calm,

she's very calm, isn't she? - So she's gonna

be asleep or something? - Hang on one second.

- Just, okay, um.

- [Rashonda] Oh, oh, oh. (laughs)

- [Piece] Oh, another one.

- This is Monique.

- Oh, yes, hello there. - Say hi to Mr. Pizza.

- [Monique] Hi, Mr. Pizza.

- Yeah, she's adorable,

isn't she, yeah. - Okay, yeah, so-

- One second, oh, hold on one second.

- Did you, the terms and conditions, did you read?

- [Rashonda] Come say hi to Mr. Pizza.

Mr. Pizza, this is Zoe. - Hey.

- Say hi, Zoe.

- Hey, hi.

- To Mr. Pizza, yeah.

- Okay.

- Oh, oh, oh, hold on one second, let me.

Yes, and this is Mark.

- [Piece] Hey, Mark, what the hell?

- Ooh, Mark, ooh!

No, no, no! - What the hell?

- We don't do that. (faintly speaking)

This is Mark. (laughs)

- The terms and services, this is not what it agrees to,

you know, the meat lover.

- [Rashonda] Oh, yeah, yeah-

- Supposed to be dropping kids off,

not watching the kids for the- - No, here's it, here's it.

You know, okay, here.

- [Piece] What?

- Okay, so Mommy's gonna be back, okay?

- [Piece] Be back?

- Be good for Mr. Pizza.

- [Piece] This is, this is not daddy-

- Mr. Pizza loves it when kids jump all over him

and do all kind of fun things-

- [Piece] It's not daddy. (screams)

(children squealing)

This isn't what the app is for.

(upbeat music)

(Slick knocks)

- [Slick] Bomb Pizza?

- Yes.

- [Slick] You ordered the extra meat, extra sausage?

- Extra everything.

Come on in. - That's what I'm talking

about, thank you.

Thank you.

- [Rashonda] Mm-hmm.

Ooh, you're nice and strong.

- [Slick] Yeah, I'm strong like a bull.

- [Rashonda] Yeah, isn't that nice, okay.

(children squealing)

(Slick cries out)

- [Slick] Hold on, hold on, I got Rice Krispies Treats!

Y'all like Rice Krispies?

- No!

- [Slick] Cap'n Crunch, Cap'n Crunch?

(children giggling)

You like Cap'n Crunch?

Y'all don't like Crunch Berries?

- No!

- [Slick] Crunch Berries!

- [Speaker] Hey, who the hell is you, little nigga?

- [Slick] Pizza man.

- Pizza man, what the fuck you doing

with my kids here? - A little babysitting, man.

- Get your ass up out of my house,

little nigga, (indistinct).

(children laughing)

I'm tired of Rashonda having little niggas coming over here

and babysitting y'all, are y'all okay?

- Yeah, we, you know.

- Can you please send me that driver with that extra meat?

The mega meat lover's pizza?

Great, thank you.

(Slick knocks)

(slow music)

Oh, chubby baby, you have me so excited.

- [Slick] What's up, Mama?

- I've worked all week long.

I've been waiting for this very moment.

(Slick groans)

Can you throw that pipe down, baby?

- Are you a rider?

- Yeah, I'm a gangster and a rider.

- Choke me, (moans) oh, harder, you little bitch.

(slow music)

(slow music continues)

There's a Catwoman there.

Yeah, I put that kitty to sleep.

(slow music continues)

(birds chirping)

Yo, yo, what are you doing?

- What does it look like I'm doing?

Read the sign, it's 10:02.

- [Slick] 10?

What is this? - Yeah, it's 10:02, baby.

- It's only 10:02, bro.

- Yeah, two too many, take it to court.

- Two too many?

- Yo, that's assaulting an officer!

- [Slick] Man, assaulting-

- Yo, I'm about to call the fucking tow truck right now-

- [Slick] Get your shit up out of here-

- [Officer] Grimace looking ass motherfucker.

- Hi, can I order an extra meat mega meat lover's pizza

with extra meat, okay? - Oh, yeah, baby,

we got all the extra meat you want.

- Thank you.

- [Julius] On the way.

(slow music)

- OG kush spray, straight from LA.

- So how's everything going in America?

- Hmm, shit is crazy in LA.

You know, just before I came here, they shot Nipsey Hussle.

(Raul sighs)

- I heard about that on the internet.

- Ah.

I am glad I'm here, bang, bang, Bangladesh. (laughs)

- So how's everything with Bomb Pizza?

- Oh, not Bomb Pizza, bo- bo- bo- bo- Bomb Pizza.

Speaking of which, let me make a call.

(slow music continues)

Hey, how are things going in my shop?

- Business is booming.

- Why are you talking like that?

- Business is super cracking.

- Why are you talking to me like that?

- Pizza is the real MVP.

- You give them an inch and they take a mile.

(phone beeps)

Hold it down for me, baby.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, game, game-

- What the hell has gotten into you?

- America, same thing that's got into you.

The streets are watching.

- Okay, well, can you

at least keep your fly zipped for once?

Bo- bo- bo- bo- Bomb Pizza, what can I get you?

(slow mystical music)

(Slick knocks)

- You had a note, said, "Come in."

Look me in my eyes, tell me what you see.

- I see a lot of money in your future.

(slow mystical music continues)

- Hey, baby, it's the first time for me.

- This pussy will have you traumatized,

hypnotized, and mesmerized. (laughs)

- I need to get paid up front.

- I knew you would say that.

Hey, bring your fat ass back over here with my money.

- I'm out, bitch, you're a psychic,

can't even see that coming?

- Can I have a word with you, man?

- Yeah, what's up, what's going on?

- I need you to find me American pussy.

- How much money you got?

- [Jerry] 10,000.

- Yeah, I know the perfect place to take you.

Don't worry about it, I got you.

- Eddie Murphy, "Coming to America" shit.

I need to find my queen to be, please.

- I got you, man, let's go, come on.

(slow music)

(slow music continues)

- Yeah, we'll be over in 20.

(Piece laughs)

- I got another one? (laughs)

But I have to make this quick. (laughs)

- They personally asked for Slick.

(Slick laughs)

- It's the personal, oh, you know what I mean?

I'm doing the job better than you. (laughs)

- (indistinct) this piece of shit.

- Anyway, you started shit.

- Hurry up, man, and put the uniform on.

- I can't fit this, buddy.

I'm about to use this as a pizza warmer or something.

- Go on, (laughs) go on, man.

- Hey, the party's here on the West Side.

(group chattering)

- Ooh, (indistinct). (laughs)

♪ You a clown-ass nigga, need to get a new costume ♪

♪ Paying for the pussy, I assume you're a character ♪

♪ In the cartoon, you don't know what to do ♪

♪ Niggas ain't learn the rules, let her choose ♪

♪ Next move supposed to be quarantine ♪

♪ But she went on a cruise ♪

♪ Because my bitch is bad as hell ♪

♪ Make sure her skin look good, hair done and nails ♪

♪ Tell her her pussy too good ♪

- Girl, girl, what's your name?

Come over to my section.

♪ I take cash app, I take Zelle ♪

♪ I take that money that be coming through the mail ♪

♪ I take Venmo before I take an L ♪

(group chattering)

♪ I take cash, I take Apple Pay ♪

♪ Bitch, I'll take your whole baby dad away ♪

♪ I take MasterCard and Visa, ho ♪

♪ I'll take a big house with a lawn to mow ♪

♪ I take that money that be coming through the mail ♪

- Ooh.

(doorbell rings)

- I'll buzz you in.

(buzzer buzzes) (slow orchestral music)

(gate creaks)

(slow orchestral music continues)

(slow orchestral music continues)

That isn't Piece, he look like he ate Piece.

(slow orchestral music continues)

- Your pizza's here, baby.

- Where's Piece?

- Piece, I'm all the pieces you need.

- He is my one and only pizza boy.

- One and only pizza boy?

One time with me, that's all you need.

- I have a message for him.

You tell him the credit card is canceled.

- Canceled?

(Darlene hisses)

(slow music)

(slow music)

What's up, baby?

You ordered the extra meat lover's pizza with extra meat?

- Where the fuck is Piece?

- Piece, I'm Slick, I'm better than Piece.

I slide right in and slide right out.

You ordered the Bomb Pizza, right?

- [Client] There's four slices missing.

- I got a little hungry on the way over here.

You're not gonna eat the pizza anyway.

- Okay, fine.

- Bo- bo- bo- bo- bo- Bomb Pizza, what can I get you?

- [Client] One pizza. (faintly speaking)

Want another meat lover's pizza.

- Coming right up.

- That was your last call.

- What?

- There's a shuttle waiting for you

to take you to the airport outside.

- No, no, no, no, no, no!

(slow music)

- Hey, what's up, dough boy?

What's up, nigga, (indistinct).

What's up with you, big snack?

(group chattering)

- [Slick] I can't breathe.

- [Speaker] Oh, you been eating more pizza, huh?

Hey, you're the real dough boy, come on, punk, come on.

(Slick groans)

- Fuck y'all, (pants) dammit, fuck.

Damn, that's some bullshit.

(slow music continues)

- What's up, y'all?

Welcome to Juice Box Entertainment.

I'm your girl, Chocolate Thunder,

where it all goes down at Juice Box,

where we keep it juicy.

Our hot topic tonight is (imitates drum rolling)

booty injection, we have a so-called expert on the line.

What's up, Clarence?

- Oh, what it do, what it do, young world?

- Today's hot topic is booty injections.

Clarence, what you know about that?

- Booty, (laughs) well, check this out.

It don't matter if it's real or fake to me,

'cause you know what?

I'm going in.

- [Adriana] What do you mean, you're going in?

- Oh, very interesting, so with your experience,

what seems to be the difference between the two?

- Well, check it out, now, if it's real,

it's nice, soft, and jiggly. - What?

- If it's fake, oh, yeah, it's hard like a brick.

- Okay, ladies, so you hear Clarence say

y'all out here with bricks in your ass,

and says these booty injections got y'all mind infected.

Y'all better get your mind right,

and while you're doing that, head on down to Bomb Pizza.

They have this trippy pie that I hear is the bomb,

and it's wrecking shop.

Go on down here to Bomb Pizza.

- Oh, honey, I got ass for days, for weeks,

for years, baby, forever.

- [Clarence] I (indistinct) motherfucking show.

- Oh, by the way, I'm getting him right now.

Blueface, it's time to go.

Come on, you gotta hit the stage.

- Where my Bomb Pizza at?

- I ordered it two hours ago.

- I ain't going onstage

until I get my motherfucking Bomb Pizza.

- It's still not here.

(group chattering)

All right.

- [Piece] Oh, oh-

- About time.

- Somebody ordered a trippy pie?

- Yes, how much is it?

- It's about 40, oh, oh!

- We got Blueface- - Blue!

(group chattering)

- We know that, you know that. (laughs)

Hey, I got your trippy pie right here, man.

Yeah, yeah, y'all got the drink popping back here-

- Hey, these the best pizzas in town.

- I'm not supposed to drink on work, you know,

but I'm gonna turn it up, man, we're gonna turn it-

- Eat a couple of those and (indistinct), trust me.

- Yeah. (group chattering)

- Knock those down.

Hey, hey, we could stay for the show, what's up?

- Okay, okay, that's enough, guys.

- Can I get one of these VIP laminates?

- Come on, no, it's time to go-

(group chattering)

- [Slick] I ordered pizzas for the-

- [Piece] Yeah, and I rap, I got bars.

(group chattering)

(slow music)

- Yeah, man, you ready?

- Hey, I'm ready to get in here and do our thing.

- Man, we gotta make it happen, homie, I'm saying,

fuck that shit, you know?

Hey, listen, though, these strategic moves, bro.

You gotta plot this shit out, you feel me?

So, you know what I mean, just pay attention.

Right here,

this is the pizza joint, right?

Okay, so, yo, we gotta have this shit mapped out,

strategic moves, remember that, you know what I'm saying?

This right here is the little duckies, you know what I mean?

These are the sitting ducks

that are gonna be sitting inside there,

waiting on us to come lay they heads down.

- Yeah- - Right, all right.

So, look, we're gonna come around from the back side

and gonna slide up in there,

you know what I'm saying? - Slide on in.

- This motherfucker right here, this thing,

it's that Impala shit.

You gotta be in a Chevy, you know what I'm saying?

When you do this gangster shit,

it's got to be a Chevy, remember that, number one.

You're gonna jump out, you're the penguin there, hear me?

So, look, you're gonna come-

- Come through.

- Come through that motherfucker,

you know what I mean? - Yes, sir.

- I'm this dog right here, so that dog,

I'm gonna come through, and just come through

with the motherfucking shit,

and anybody who want to get up in here

and want to play the motherfucking game,

you know what I'm saying? - Yeah.

- We're gonna lay them asses down.

- Get everybody

the fuck down. - Everybody.

The red light special tonight. - Everybody the fuck down.

- You know what I'm saying? Everybody gotta go,

you know what I mean? - Everybody.

- Yeah, fuck that, fuck that. (imitates gun firing)

(birds chirping)

Hey.

♪ All I ever wanted was the backend, check in, yeah ♪

- [Jerry] No, I don't know anything-

- [Robber] Where the money at? - [Jerry] What?

- [Robber] Give us all your money.

Yeah, let's go.

♪ We get hella green just by (indistinct) ♪

(Jerry cries out)

- [Jerry] No, no, no, no, I just-

(group chattering)

- [Robber] Open the motherfucking safe.

- [Robber] Open the motherfucking safe,

what's the combination?

- [Robber] Give us the motherfucking money.

Open the fucking safe for us, open it.

Grab it, there it is.

(group chattering)

- [Jerry] You bastards, you bastards!

- Back in my 'hood, ba- ba- ba- ba- Bangladesh, mm.

Gotta check on something.

I'll show you, I've got cameras all over there.

We go here, and here, look.

- Looks like something's blocking the cameras.

- I know, hey, Jerry?

What's blocking those cameras?

- I have everything under control.

I will fix the problem.

- What type of fuck shit do you have going on over there?

- I gotta go, I will handle it.

- It'll be taken care of. (moans)

- Hey, hey, hey. - Come over here.

- Hey, you.

- Hey, buddy.

- What are you doing?

- We've got a few words here for you, what's going on?

- Hey, man, I plead the fifth, man.

I know my rights.

- Are you on parol or probation, huh?

- Come on, man, this is bullshit, man.

- All right, hang it up, come on.

Turn him around. - Hey, man, what the fuck

is y'all doing, man? - Turn him around.

We're taking you in, bro.

- For what, what? - We're taking you in, bro.

- What, what's my charges?

- Turn this guy around.

- What's the charges? - Hey.

You know what?

We can make up a few charges

on the way to the LA County Jail, how about that?

A few felonies.

- This guy thinks he's innocent.

- I am innocent. - Him, innocent, really?

- Innocent until proven guilty,

all right? - Hey, hey, the jig is up.

- Yeah.

- I know you work at Bomb Pizza.

You're fucking my wife.

I know that delivery guy's fucking my wife, huh?

(Julius laughs)

- Delivery guy?

I got a DUIs, I ain't drove in years.

I ain't fucked a wife bitch in even more years.

You got the wrong guy, buddy. (laughs)

- You know what?

Look, just tell us everything we need to know, okay?

- Come on, man, I ain't- - Then we'll let you go.

- I ain't no snitch, man.

- Okay, you know what? (group chattering)

Save it for the judge.

- So who is it, who?

- Who does what?

- Who is fucking my wife at that Bomb Pizza fucking place?

- Man, let me hit that shit, man.

I'll tell you everything.

- No, let him hit it, let him hit it.

He'd better, he'd better speak, all right.

- Man, it's Piece, man.

He's the one fucking your wife.

He's the one got doing the prostitution

and running all the drugs out the Bomb Pizza, okay?

He's the one fucking up the community.

I want you guys to get his ass and stop fucking with me.

- All right, get him out the cuffs.

- Man, take me out of these motherfucking cuffs, man.

All right, fucked my day up.

Thanks, appreciate you guys. - All right, all right.

- I'm gonna find that motherfucker-

- Piece, the little motherfucker-

- He's a piece of shit.

(slow music)

- [Robber] What's up, my little dough boy?

- [Piece] Oh, man, pizza, ugh.

- [Robber] Okay, shut up, get over here.

Shut up, man. - Come on, man.

- [Robber] Come on, now, you know the routine, dough boy.

- [Piece] I don't know, man, I didn't hear you coming, man.

(group chattering)

- [Robber] Got about, like, 30 racks.

(group chattering)

- [Piece] Man, can I go?

- [Robber] No, y'all are selling more than pizzas, man.

Your gonna have to let us all in. What the fuck is this?

- [Piece] Look, I don't have nothing else, man.

That's everything, okay?

- Man, get your goofy ass. (faintly speaking)

- [Piece] Hey, hey, hey!

- Get out of here.

- Watch out.

(slow music)

Hey, man, I just got robbed, man.

- Robbed again?

- Yeah, man.

- By who?

- Man, them stupid goon gang niggas, man.

- Damn, bro, how much they get you for this time?

- Bro, they licked me, man, like racks, man.

- All the racks?

- [Piece] Yes.

- Damn, man, I'm sick of these niggas, bro.

We're gonna go get Jerry, (indistinct), bro.

Fuck that, I'm about to go-

- All right, let's go, let's go, man.

- Shit, that's my, damn.

Fuck with my damn burrito.

♪ What's the next lick ♪

♪ I gotta hit that shit, gotta get me some money ♪

♪ Gotta get it real quick ♪ ♪ Gotta get on top ♪

♪ Can't never hit the bottom with you fucking feeders ♪

♪ Knuckle beaters, blame it on the rain ♪

♪ 'Cause you can't get no change ♪

♪ With sleet or snow, I'ma get my dough ♪

♪ When my mind gets to it, best believe I'ma do it ♪

♪ I ain't playing no games, I'm a plotter, never playing ♪

- Oh, shit, nigga.

(gun fires)

(gun firing drowns out speaker)

- Motherfucker, go!

(gun firing drowns out speaker)

- Man, they got me for everything.

All that money, all that money was for my grandmother.

Now I don't know what I'm gonna do, like.

- I mean, don't do anything stupid, like, nothing, okay?

Just wait it out.

- I hear you, man, I don't know.

(slow music)

I guess I just need some time.

(slow music continues)

(slow music continues)

(slow music continues)

(slow music continues)

- Honey, relax.

You don't have to worry about my husband.

He's working the night shift.

- I'm trying to be calm,

but I'm real uncomfortable right about now.

(slow music continues)

Your husband's kind of crazy, you know what I mean?

- Mm-hmm. - Tripping. (sighs)

- [Darlene] Holy shit.

- Oh, hell, no, no!

He already, that is him, he already said he's gonna kill me

if he catches me here.

Damn police, they don't even need a reason.

He waiting to shoot.

I've gotta get out of here, dammit, shit.

Yeah, help, help me.

(slow music continues)

Oh, shit, what the fuck?

- Yeah, run, little hoss.

- Where do I go?

The balcony?

(door bangs)

Balcony, oh, shit, I gotta get the fuck out of here.

Shit, hey, Slick, Slick, pick up, pick up.

Shit, yo, Slick, I'm at the cougar house, man.

Pull up, man, I need your help.

(Officer Legursky knocks)

- Open this fucking door, Darlene.

What, what are you doing?

Why are you holding the door, where is he?

- Babe, calm down.

- [Officer Legursky] Where is he?

Don't tell me to calm down.

You, why, why is Barry there?

- [Darlene] I was cleaning-

- Why is Barry there?

That's my Barry, I'm Manilow!

Goddammit, where is that little fucker?

(slow music continues)

- [Adriana] I can't wait to see Beyonce and Jay-Z tonight.

- Ooh, I can't wait to see Beyonce, too, baby, that's right.

- Drake is gonna be there, too.

- Ooh, I'm ready-

(phone vibrates)

Yeah, hold on, hold on, hold on, hello?

- Yo, yo, man, hey, pull up, man.

I'm at the cougar house, the cop is tripping, man.

- Oh, yeah, got you now. - No, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

- Get over here, oh, shit.

- What, hello?

- Caught your little ass red handed here.

Get your ass, get over here. - Yo, come on.

- Hello?

- Babe, who is that? - I'm gonna meet with you

and the girls later, okay?

- What are you talking about- - I've gotta handle something.

- Babe.

- I'ma meet you later.

- You want me to go with you?

Babe!

(slow music)

- Get off me, get off of me!

- [Piece] What the?

- Now-

- Look, man, look, I was just delivering pizzas, man.

- He was just delivering pizza.

- Totally.

- You don't like pizza, you don't like pizza!

- [Piece] Don't shoot me, man.

- I'm not gonna, dude, okay, I'm gonna shoot her.

- I'm sorry.

- We didn't do anything. - Get on your feet, man.

- We didn't do anything, bro. - Go, go, go.

(group chattering)

Really nice, sit your ass down.

(group chattering)

Real nice, real nice.

♪ Red demon ♪

- [Clarence] Got it, all right.

For sure, for sure, thank you, Siri, baby.

Get this nigga about his bullshit.

- [Siri] Turn right on Athens Way.

♪ Riding through the ghetto ♪

♪ Still dope boy, money ♪

♪ Probably think I got a record deal ♪

♪ I've been on my grind trying to keep the paper straight ♪

♪ Niggas out of line ♪

♪ I'ma show them how to ♪

- Yeah, can I get one of these?

Yeah, can I get one of these?

Oh, let me get a dutch, please, yeah.

Uh-huh, here, throw one of those in there. (laughs)

- You having a party tonight or what, man?

- Oh, yeah, I'm about to protect and serve. (laughs)

- Take for me, man, you cannot do this.

- [Officer Legursky] You can't tell me what to do.

- [Darlene] This is totally uncalled for-

- Shut the fuck up.

(indistinct), we're just getting started.

I want you to welcome to the torture chamber (indistinct).

Get his little ass in there, get his ass.

Help, help me, help me.

- What the?

- Oh, yeah, I told your ass to stay the fuck away from her.

I told you not to come back.

- [Piece] What is this?

- [Darlene] I'm sorry, he's crazy-

- [Officer Legursky] Get the fuck in there, just go.

Get your ass in here.

- Hey, Legursky, you need anything from the store?

- Oh, yeah, what's up, bro?

- Help, help, help!

- Hey, shut the fuck up right now.

- Hey, hey, what's going on over there, everything okay?

- No, everything's A fucking okay, bro.

No, everything's great.

Put his ass around the fucking thing, right?

- All right, well, don't hurt nobody. Wait 'til I get there.

- Oh, yeah, okay, cool, all right.

Put your ass in the rope.

- Yeah, all right, how much that's gonna cost?

- That'll be $30.

- $30, I mean, what happened to the LAPD discount?

- Not today, man.

- "Not today," what's today, Presidents Day, huh?

Oh, oh, you voted for Trump, didn't you?

Okay, all right, all right, okay.

$30, man.

- Yeah, good job, yeah, you remember, huh?

You'd better remember.

Why, why are you looking at me like that?

Look at her, that's your girl.

Look at your little girl right there, huh?

She's doing a nice job.

I told you what would happen if you came back here.

I told you what would happen!

- Hey, Vida, hey, Piece, is he still with you?

No, shit going to voicemail.

Yeah.

I think he in trouble, I'ma call you back.

- [Officer Legursky] We got a knife,

and, oh, and a hammer. (laughs)

You're gonna like this, huh?

(slow music)

This, this is nine pounds. (grunts)

Yeah, look at these hands right here, these are pretty.

Look at that, you do your nails, nice cuticles.

You know there's 206 bones in the body.

Did you know that?

I wonder how long it would take to break each one.

(Piece mumbles)

You, what, what?

You fucked your brother, what, what'd you say?

Oh, this is nice, hmm.

(Piece screams)

Oh, God, I love to see you suffer.

I love to see you suffer.

(Piece moans)

Oh, wait a minute, your shoe's untied, hold on.

(Piece screams) (Officer Legursky yells)

Yes, yes, oh, my man, are you suffering?

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

♪ I punch the clock, homie ♪

- [Clarence] I don't know, I'm there to meet you.

♪ Middle finger to the world ♪

- [Clarence] Shit, you ain't (indistinct).

♪ My trigger finger doing curls ♪

- Oh, shit, I guess this is the house.

♪ My trigger finger doing curls ♪

(slow music)

(slow music continues)

- What the fuck you get here, man?

- [Clarence] Man, what the fuck your fat ass doing here?

- Piece.

- [Clarence] Man. (faintly speaking)

- [Slick] Shit, let's go in.

- [Clarence] Yeah, let's do it.

(Clarence faintly speaking)

- [Slick] Shit.

(feet pattering)

- It's checkout time, pizza boy.

I hope your mama has life insurance-

- [Clarence] Drop it or I'm gonna blow this motherfucker-

- [Officer Legursky] Who the fuck are you?

- Last warning.

- Hey, hey, you can't kill the popo, bro.

I'm the popo.

- I know the fuck what you is, fuck the police.

(slow music)

- So sorry, babe, will you forgive me?

- Yeah, okay, we'll. (faintly speaking)

- Wouldn't be the first time.

(Piece mumbles)

You think I didn't know you weren't in me just for my money?

(gun fires)

- [Officer Legursky] Oh, you fucking shot.

- I told your ass to stop messing with that (indistinct).

- You bitch, fuck this shit. (gun fires)

(Officer Legursky moans)

(Officer Legursky cries out)

- [Officer Legursky] Oh, fuck.

(slow orchestral music)

(slow orchestral music continues)

- [Adriana] (indistinct), man.

What did you go?

I've been looking for you everywhere.

- How the fuck did you get here?

- Come on, what happened?

- Just get in, get in my-

- Are you okay? - And follow me.

- [Adriana] Oh my God!

(Clarence faintly speaking)

- [Clarence] You got the keys?

You got the keys?

(car engine revs)

- Aha, got y'all motherfuckers.

That's right, hashtag, hashtag, hashtag.

Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa! (car engine revs)

(Officer Menedez screams)

(Officer Menedez farts)

Oh, oh, oh, shit, oh, I think I shit my pants.

(slow music)

- Okay, Piece, your test results have come back

and you're doing just fine.

Now it's time for you to get some peace and quiet.

(slow music)

- Knock knock, hey, baby.

(group chattering)

- I seen that camera footage.

Man, he was kicking your ass.

(indistinct) at the highest level,

but with that shit he wore, probably looked like a 1,000-

(group chattering)

- [Piece] Yeah.

- That's my boy, he don't miss a beat.

(Piece screams)

- Man, I'm not healed up yet, man.

My back hurts, my back hurts, man.

I think I need a chiropractor, then.

- I've got the perfect spot for your back.

- Okay, where is that?

- It's a surprise, so I'm not telling you. (laughs)

- [LaCrecia] Hold on, now, Mama's in the room, okay?

- [Piece] I don't know, Mom, so, you know.

(Vida laughs)

(slow music)

- Yeah, though, this motherfucking macro beer

off the chain, man.

- Oh, man, it's fire, too, man.

- I ordered a pizza a minute ago.

That shit should be here any minute.

(slow music continues)

(slow music continues)

Yeah.

(slow music continues)

(slow music continues)

(slow music continues)

(slow music continues)

That bro does it again, hello.

- Mr. Dogg, your pizza is here.

- Thank you, baby, send it right on over.

- For sure.

- She look better leaving, don't she?

- That part, what kind you get?

- Bomb Pizza.

- [Speaker] Oh, I can't wait, I'm starving.

What do you got, meat?

I'm hungry as a motherfucker.

- Pepperoni, a little Italian sausage, mushrooms,

you know what I'm saying?

- [Piece] Snoop!

- What up, what up, what up, my nigga, what's happening?

What's up, what's up? - Oh!

♪ Bow, wow, wow, yippie yo, yippie yay ♪

♪ Snoop Dogg's in the motherfucking house ♪

- [Snoop] What's up, yes, he is.

- [Piece] Yeah, yeah!

- What up, what up, what's happening, my nigga?

- [Piece] Yeah, man, I brought you a pizza through, man,

your Bomb Pizza.

- What's your name, homie?

- Piece.

- [Snoop] Piece?

- Yeah. - [Snoop] I heard about you.

You're the one with that meaty-

- Yeah, you know-

- [Snoop] That's you? - Yeah, I was out there doing-

- [Snoop] I like, that's, hey, man, COD, cash on dicking,

you understand me? - You heard about me, yeah.

- [Snoop] You know, no way, I likes that.

But trip, I got something to boss you up even better

than that, right?

- [Piece] Okay.

- You want to make that pizza, like, super, super bomb?

Infuse that shit with some of this sticky icky icky

and watch your revenue double quicky, quicky, quicky.

- I feel you, yo.

- Good looking, fam, man, I've been waiting for this pizza.

- You know, late night, when we're out there

and wanting a little something to eat,

you want to have something that's munchy related

that can knock the munchies out and still be wholesome.

So if you put that pizza together,

it's quick to make and it's quick to get to the streets

and it's quick to be, like, personified,

doubled up, real quick, like- - Infuse it.

- Infuse it, yeah, don't overdo it.

Just add a little bit to it, you know what I'm saying,

so it's inside the mozzarella.

- Just sprinkle it in there. - So when

they're biting it like this, in the mozzarella cheese,

then a couple of sprinkles should just fall

on them like that, that, that, that, there.

You know what I'm talking about?

- I like it.

- Hey, Piece.

- I like it.

- Make sure you cut my piece.

All right? - Okay.

I'ma cut you in.

- And on that same note, peace.

- Peace. - It's been real.

Hey, pull that beat back up, my nigga.

We're gonna get this shit cracking. (slow music)

(no audio)

(slow music)

(slow music continues)

♪ All my life, been grinding all my life ♪

♪ Sacrifice, hustle, pay the price ♪

♪ Want a slice, got to roll the dice ♪

♪ That's why all my life ♪

♪ I've been grinding all my life, yeah ♪

♪ All my life, been grinding all my life ♪

♪ Sacrifice, hustle, pay the price ♪

♪ Want a slice, got to roll the dice ♪

♪ That's why all my life ♪

♪ I've been grinding all my life ♪

♪ Look, I'm married to this game ♪

♪ That's who I made my wife ♪

♪ Said I'd die alone, I told that bitch she probably right ♪

♪ One thing that's for sure ♪

♪ Not a stranger to this life ♪

♪ Got a safe that's full of Franklins ♪

♪ And a shoulder full of stripes ♪

♪ Don't know a nigga like myself ♪

♪ I say self-made, meaning I designed myself ♪

♪ County jail fades, you can pull my file yourself ♪

♪ Spot raid, swallow rocks, I'm getting high myself ♪

♪ You're damn right, I like the life I built ♪

♪ I'm from west side, 60, shit, I might got killed ♪

♪ Standin' so tall, they think I might got stilts ♪

♪ Legendary baller, like Mike, like Wilt ♪

♪ '96 Impala, thug life on wheels ♪

♪ Up against the walls, squabble at Fox Hills ♪

♪ Like a motherfuckin' boss, ask me how I feel ♪

♪ Successful street nigga touchin' them first mills, whoa ♪

♪ All my life, been grinding all my life ♪

♪ Sacrifice, hustle, pay the price ♪

♪ Want a slice, got to roll the dice ♪

♪ That's why all my life ♪

♪ I've been grinding all my life, yeah ♪

♪ All my life, been grinding all my life ♪

♪ Sacrifice, hustle, pay the price ♪

♪ Want a slice, got to roll the dice ♪

♪ That's why all my life ♪

♪ I've been grinding all my life ♪

♪ I got everything I said I was gonna get on my kid ♪

♪ In addition to that fact, I went legit, I'm the shit ♪

♪ Now, according to the way ♪

♪ That I'm positioned in this biz ♪

♪ It looks like I'm just gonna keep on getting rich ♪

♪ Know that West Side RSCs is us ♪

♪ LAPD on my dick, I'ma squeeze and bust ♪

♪ If a rap nigga ♪