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[crowd cheering]
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Fastanfurius. Sit aprum lupus.
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Er, "lupus"? Erm, what is that?
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Because I studied Greek at school.
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[sighs] Get on with it.
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Oh, yeah! [clears throat]
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[shouting] Legion, now march!
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[ominous music plays]
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[rhythmic stomping]
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[blades clanking]
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[Gauls gasp]
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[music crescendos]
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[gasps]
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[music fades]
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And the winner of this year's Big Fight
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is Cassius Ceramix!
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[crowd cheers]
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[crowd chants] Cassius!
Cassius! Cassius! Cassius!
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Cassius! Cassius! Cassius!
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Cassius! Cassius! Cassius!
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[yells]
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-[exclaims]
-[chanting continues]
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Caesar!
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I won this victory for you!
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Caesar, I love you!
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Is that the Big Fight then?
It's more like the Battle of the Losers!
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Yeah, it certainly is a let-down.
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No blows, no spilt blood,
no fractures, no gouged eyeballs.
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What example are we setting children?
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Mmm. And what world are we leaving them?
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What world, exactly!
I agree wholeheartedly.
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Don't get me started.
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[audience clamouring]
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[grunts]
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[laughs] Again!
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More fighting! More brawling!
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We want The Big Fight!
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-It's my shield, Grandad!
-No, it isn't!
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-[grunts]
-[audience exclaims]
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Getafix!
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Oh! It's all kicking off
on the podium down there.
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Yeah, you're right. Look at that slap.
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Wow, not for the faint-hearted.
Avert your eyes.
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[gentle magical music plays]
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-[Getafix] Four-leaf clover…
-[soldier] Capture him!
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-Shh, he's awake.
-Do you know me?
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Getafix…
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♪ We feel glad in the home of Panono ♪
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[groans]
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Getafix, you okay?
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Yes, I am, Asterix, I thank you.
A bit stunned, but I'm all right.
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Good. That's good.
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Hold on. You called me Asterix!
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-Getafix, you're cured!
-[Fastanfurius] In formation!
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Here.
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Now it's time
for the ceremony of the shields!
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[cheering]
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[tense classical music plays]
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We have to act fast now.
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There's nothing we can do, Asterix.
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Our tribe must submit, it's the law.
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Obelix lost.
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[Cassius yells]
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[crowd cheers]
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I am the chief of you all!
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No. Not us all.
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[tense music swells]
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[suspenseful classical music plays]
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[woman on Tannoy] Your attention please.
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The great Julius Caesar is now
going to say a few words.
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Thank you.
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-[Obelix] Hmm?
-[Caesar] My beloved people…
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-[whines]
-Today is an historic day.
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Today, the last village in Gaul
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has fallen.
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[sighs]
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I'm the worst chief
in the whole history of Gaul.
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Today, Rome has won.
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[chuckles]
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Today, all of Gaul is occupied.
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[crowd cheers]
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[crowd chants] Caesar! Caesar! Caesar!
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[Asterix] All? No!
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[all gasp]
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[Gauls gasp]
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[bold defiant music plays]
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There's still one Gaul. Me!
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All of Gaul is not occupied.
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What are you on about? You're a Roman now.
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Accept your defeat. Your chief has lost.
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No, Julius. Because he's not my chief.
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Obelix banished me
from the village before the fight.
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[Dogmatix whines]
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And it's the best decision
you took as a chief, my dearest Obelix.
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It's all gone to pot. It's so sentimental.
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All right! Let's give each other flowers
and shower each other in roses, huh?
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I am the last indomitable!
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I am Asterix the Gaul!
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It's interminable.
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[crowd jeers]
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What now? What are they booing for?
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Well, there has been
no combat, no spectacle.
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First there was no bread,
and now, no circuses.
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Boo!
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We're going to destroy this arena!
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All right. So they want a show?
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They shall have one.
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-Do you want a show?
-[all cheer]
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I can't hear you, do you want a show?
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[all cheer]
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-Louder!
-[all cheer]
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A show, then, is what you'll all see.
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-[creaking]
-[pressure released]
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[ominous classical music plays]
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[crowd cheers]
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[whirring and clicking]
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[clanks]
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[woman on Tannoy] The incendiary squadron
to proceed to the catapults.
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The incendiary squadron. Thank you.
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[music swells]
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-[music stops]
-Fire.
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[crowd cheers]
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[sad sweeping music plays]
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[both] My village!
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[Getafix] Oh, no, Julius.
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If you don't obey the rules,
it changes everything.
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[crowd hollers rhythmically]
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[laughs]
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[both laugh]
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[cheering]
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[music crescendos]
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Yeah, but why?
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You won, so why burn down the village?
This is stupid.
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Hey, whoa. I remind you
that the Big Fight was your idea.
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It wasn't my idea
to set a village on fire!
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Ah, but of course.
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That's what we should have done.
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Rap on the doors of their huts
and say, "Hello, Gauls."
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"We're invading you, we hope that's okay".
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Get your head out from your papyrus, girl!
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This is war!
So choose which side you're on.
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Ours or the barbarians.
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[crowd cheers]
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Now, that's what I'm talking about.
The show's taking a new turn now.
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It's getting good.
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It's spectacular,
though not really conforming to the rules.
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Oh, come off it!
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What's wrong with a little massacre
every now and again, eh?
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[crowd hollers]
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Caesar, what you're doing
is against Gaulish law.
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[laughs]
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This is what I think of your Gaulish laws.
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[catapults clank]
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[tense classical music plays]
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[all gasp]
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My fishmongery!
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[growls]
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[laughs] Take care of that idiot.
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With pleasure.
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Potus, come with me.
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The smell of victory.
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Stinks like grilled fish.
And it's rotten too.
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[musical arrangement turns dramatic]
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[legionaries grunt]
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[music continues]
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[whimpers nervously]
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[laughs]
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[legionaries grunt]
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I've a riddle
I want to put to you, little Gaul.
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What do you call an indomitable
with no potion?
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[children riders exclaim]
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Well, maybe you would say
he's a… domitable?
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[grumbles]
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It's all right, no cause for alarm.
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[boy] Mmm.
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[Asterix] You ready?
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[boys scream playfully]
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Hmm.
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Halt, Gaul! This way.
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-No funny stuff.
-[whimpers]
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[Metadata] Leave him to me!
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He's my prisoner, I'll handle it.
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You, er, go stop the catapult
shooting at the village.
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Really? But that's not
what Fastanfurius told us…
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By order of Caesar!
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[both] Okay, let's go!
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Mileycirus, stay here and assist.
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[boys exclaim]
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-Let's take that one.
-Oh, no, those rides make me feel ill.
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I prefer hook-a-duck or splat the rat…
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[screams]
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-[growls]
-[groans]
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[screams]
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No, no, no, no!
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[screams]
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[intriguing classical music plays]
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Oh, look over there.
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-Huh, what's that?
-Over there, look!
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-Eh?
-[pottery shatters]
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-[groans]
-Hey. What are you doing, Roman?
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I'm choosing my side. Come on!
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[children exclaim happily]
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[both laugh]
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[Potus exclaims nervously]
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[children exclaim and laugh]
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[grunts]
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[bold music plays]
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[growls]
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[grunts]
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[Potus whimpers]
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-[laughs menacingly and grunts]
-[music swells]
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[both grunt]
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[music stops]
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Children, another fight starts for us.
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But without magic potion,
we must all fight together in unity!
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Because the Big Fight is you.
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And you.
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It's you, you, you,
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and you!
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[rousing adventurous music plays]
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So let's show these Romans
that the real chiefs are us!
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Come on!
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-[Gauls shout]
-[grunts]
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[woman on Tannoy] Legionary reinforcements
are requested at the centre of the arena
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following the Gauls' rebellion. Thank you.
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Out the way, let me through!
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Where you going?
What are you doing, Tenmillionviews?
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[grunts] My name is Tenmillionclix!
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Long live Gaul!
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Traitor.
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[rousing adventurous music continues]
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[both yell]
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[screams]
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[grunts]
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Even the Gaulish women get stuck in.
237
00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:45,208
Now, that's equality.
Apparently, we're all equal now, huh?
238
00:11:45,291 --> 00:11:46,791
[all grunting]
239
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,583
[grunts] Oh!
240
00:11:49,666 --> 00:11:50,875
[all shout]
241
00:11:50,958 --> 00:11:53,208
♪ It's a Roman world ♪
242
00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:54,958
♪ No, Gallic it is not ♪
243
00:11:55,041 --> 00:11:57,166
♪ Clap your hands, you must ♪
244
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,250
♪ Respect all of our laws… ♪
245
00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:01,333
To think I fell for all this.
246
00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:03,291
♪ Not an Egyptian world ♪
247
00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:04,833
♪ Nor Greek or African ♪
248
00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:07,166
♪ It’s just a world that’s pure Roman ♪
249
00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:09,458
♪ In this Roman world ♪
250
00:12:09,541 --> 00:12:11,125
♪ Oh wow, it is so nice ♪
251
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,458
♪ A wonderful world ♪
252
00:12:13,541 --> 00:12:15,208
♪ No, nothing can compare ♪
253
00:12:15,291 --> 00:12:17,125
♪ If you don't like this… ♪
254
00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:19,125
[sweeping sombre music plays]
255
00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:21,583
[Dogmatix whines]
256
00:12:21,666 --> 00:12:22,833
[barking]
257
00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:26,791
No, no, Dogmatix.
258
00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:30,208
Every time I wanna make things better,
I just make them worse.
259
00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,416
[suspenseful classical music plays]
260
00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:42,583
[barks and whines]
261
00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:46,000
[breathes deeply]
262
00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:51,541
[gasps]
263
00:12:52,958 --> 00:12:53,833
[barks]
264
00:12:53,916 --> 00:12:54,875
[growls]
265
00:12:54,958 --> 00:12:56,541
[music swells]
266
00:12:57,833 --> 00:12:59,416
[deep rumbling]
267
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,000
[Gauls] Huh?
268
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,583
[legionaries scream]
269
00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:05,083
[gasping]
270
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,125
[screaming]
271
00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:09,166
[rousing adventurous music plays]
272
00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:10,916
-[yelling]
-[Obelix chuckles]
273
00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:17,416
Here we are, a retro ruckus!
274
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:20,458
Like the old days, ah!
275
00:13:20,541 --> 00:13:23,166
[breathing heavily]
276
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:24,750
[muffled heavy breathing]
277
00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:25,916
[soldier screams]
278
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,083
[shouting]
279
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:28,166
Whoa!
280
00:13:28,916 --> 00:13:30,791
[breathes heavily]
281
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:32,083
Oh, it's really hot.
282
00:13:33,666 --> 00:13:34,958
[grunts]
283
00:13:35,708 --> 00:13:37,458
[footsteps squeak]
284
00:13:37,541 --> 00:13:38,875
[suspenseful music plays]
285
00:13:38,958 --> 00:13:40,375
[both grunt and exclaim]
286
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:44,333
[seethes]
287
00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:52,125
-[laughs]
-[gasps]
288
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,291
[strains]
289
00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:56,583
[gasps]
290
00:13:57,833 --> 00:13:58,666
Phew.
291
00:13:58,750 --> 00:13:59,750
Hmm?
292
00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:00,833
[screams]
293
00:14:00,916 --> 00:14:02,625
[groans]
294
00:14:05,416 --> 00:14:06,333
[growls]
295
00:14:06,416 --> 00:14:07,791
[grunts and exclaims]
296
00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:09,541
[grunts] Ooh!
297
00:14:09,625 --> 00:14:11,000
-[growls]
-[grunts]
298
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:12,791
[growls]
299
00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:16,916
[fast-paced tense music plays]
300
00:14:28,791 --> 00:14:31,625
[musical arrangement turns
gentle and intriguing]
301
00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:41,250
[gasps] Is that magic potion?
302
00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:47,291
Metadata, the secrets of druids' recipes
are passed down…
303
00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:51,291
From one druid's mouth to another's ears.
I know. I'll go.
304
00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:58,750
[magical musical flourish plays]
305
00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:03,416
[energy pulses]
306
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,583
[bubbling]
307
00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:07,041
[grunts]
308
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:08,458
[dramatic music plays]
309
00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:10,416
[groans]
310
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:11,541
[Fastanfurius grunts]
311
00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:13,291
-[growls]
-[Potus grunts]
312
00:15:14,416 --> 00:15:15,750
-[energy pulses]
-Eh?
313
00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:16,750
[all struggle]
314
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:17,666
[all gasp]
315
00:15:18,541 --> 00:15:20,916
-What on earth was that?
-The magic potion!
316
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,791
Their druid is making magic potion!
317
00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:24,000
Getafix.
318
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:26,583
-[grunts]
-[groans]
319
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:29,500
[whimpers]
320
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,250
[groans]
321
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,625
[cow lows]
322
00:15:36,708 --> 00:15:37,541
Ah.
323
00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:39,833
To the village!
324
00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:41,166
[yelling]
325
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,916
[inspired dramatic classical music plays]
326
00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:48,166
[crowd cheers]
327
00:15:49,541 --> 00:15:50,708
Asterix!
328
00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:52,625
[grunts]
329
00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:55,708
Stick with Obelix! To the catapult!
330
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,000
Quack-quack?
331
00:15:59,083 --> 00:15:59,916
[yelps]
332
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:04,166
Hurry, hurry, hurry! Quick, quick, quick!
333
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,125
[chuckles softly]
334
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:10,541
Watch out, coming through!
335
00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:13,083
[suspenseful musical flourish plays]
336
00:16:17,416 --> 00:16:20,333
[fast-paced adventurous music plays]
337
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:23,333
Oh!
338
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:27,833
[grunts]
339
00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:34,083
[music slows]
340
00:16:34,666 --> 00:16:35,916
-You okay?
-Mmm.
341
00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:37,583
[groans]
342
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:39,833
Wo bin ich?
343
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,458
But what's happening here?
344
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,166
[all gasp]
345
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:53,625
♪ It's a Roman world… ♪
346
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,041
[hums "Roman World" melody]
347
00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:56,708
-[grunts]
-Hup!
348
00:16:56,791 --> 00:16:57,833
[clicks tongue]
349
00:16:57,916 --> 00:17:00,000
-Obelix!
-[growls]
350
00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:02,625
♪ Clap your hands, you must ♪
351
00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:05,291
♪ Respect all of our laws ♪
352
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:07,916
Mind out now, if you please.
353
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,416
[Obelix growls]
354
00:17:10,791 --> 00:17:12,458
[chuckles]
355
00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:20,583
How did they get here before us?
356
00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:23,166
Ah, 'cause we went
via the Roman World amusement park
357
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,625
and went by river.
358
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:26,583
That's why we got wet feet. [laughs]
359
00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:29,333
But it also means
we got here quicker than you.
360
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:32,291
The rides there are really very good.
I've been twice now.
361
00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:35,083
If you haven't been before,
I strongly recommend it.
362
00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:36,958
-If you have time to go later.
-Potus!
363
00:17:37,041 --> 00:17:40,000
Er, yeah, I'm coming! It's superb.
364
00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:41,333
[heavy marching]
365
00:17:41,416 --> 00:17:44,208
[tense classical music plays]
366
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:46,250
[sighs sadly]
367
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:50,250
[magical musical flourish plays]
368
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:55,875
Mmm. The time has come
to taste the famous magic potion.
369
00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:57,416
[bubbling]
370
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:58,791
[tense music continues]
371
00:17:58,875 --> 00:17:59,916
[inhales]
372
00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:02,416
Er… Hmm.
373
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,583
Potus.
374
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:05,625
[flaps lips]
375
00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:07,083
It's always me.
376
00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:10,416
[Fastanfurius] Drink.
377
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:12,583
[grunts]
378
00:18:15,291 --> 00:18:17,125
[slurps]
379
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:19,541
[energy crackles]
380
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:22,541
Wow! I think I can feel it working.
381
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:23,875
Go and try it out.
382
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:25,375
Er…
383
00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:27,541
[grumbles]
384
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,291
Er, try it out over there?
385
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,416
-[growls]
-[sighs heavily]
386
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:35,875
Mars, I'm so fed up with all this.
It's always the same.
387
00:18:35,958 --> 00:18:39,708
It's always me who has to taste things.
I go polka dots, I go green.
388
00:18:39,791 --> 00:18:41,416
Gauls and their potions.
389
00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:45,916
Well, I'm really sorry. Orders.
390
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000
[groans]
391
00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:50,333
[gasps]
392
00:18:50,416 --> 00:18:51,333
Oh, yeah!
393
00:18:51,916 --> 00:18:53,791
-Obelix!
-Success.
394
00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:55,208
[groans and sighs]
395
00:18:55,291 --> 00:18:57,291
[dramatic music plays]
396
00:18:58,583 --> 00:18:59,625
You just wait!
397
00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:00,875
[laughs]
398
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:07,458
Not bad.
399
00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:10,125
Legion, potion!
400
00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:11,875
[energy crackles]
401
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:14,958
[energy crackles]
402
00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:17,458
-[slurps]
-[energy crackles]
403
00:19:18,041 --> 00:19:19,125
[Gauls gasp]
404
00:19:19,916 --> 00:19:21,458
-[distant clattering]
-Hmm?
405
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:24,208
[gasps softly]
406
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,083
[grumbles]
407
00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:29,833
[grumbles]
408
00:19:29,916 --> 00:19:31,458
[growls]
409
00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:33,083
[rumbling]
410
00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:34,666
[both grunt and strain]
411
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:38,125
[bold dramatic music plays]
412
00:19:38,208 --> 00:19:39,416
[metal ringing]
413
00:19:39,958 --> 00:19:40,916
[sniffs]
414
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:43,416
[energy crackles]
415
00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:46,166
[energy crackles]
416
00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:48,750
-[slurps]
-[energy crackles]
417
00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:52,625
I'm sorry. Sorry, but, er,
how is all this supposed to work?
418
00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:54,208
We gotta share the same spoon?
419
00:19:57,291 --> 00:19:59,291
[bold dramatic music intensifies]
420
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:01,833
-[grunts]
-[groans]
421
00:20:01,916 --> 00:20:02,750
[grunts]
422
00:20:03,541 --> 00:20:05,333
-[yells]
-[groans]
423
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,583
Obelix! They are coming for you!
424
00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:13,416
[grunting]
425
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,500
[legionary yells]
426
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,541
[groans]
427
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,708
[metallic clang]
428
00:20:22,708 --> 00:20:24,875
[breathing heavily]
429
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,833
[audio distorts]
430
00:20:27,916 --> 00:20:29,666
[music peaks then turns sombre]
431
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,458
-[Dogmatix whines]
-[Gauls] Oh!
432
00:20:31,541 --> 00:20:32,458
[gasps]
433
00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:33,958
[ominous music plays]
434
00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:35,250
[grunts]
435
00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:39,375
-Mmm.
-[electricity crackles]
436
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:41,458
[growls ferociously]
437
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:46,458
Legion! In position!
438
00:20:46,541 --> 00:20:48,541
[sweeping suspenseful music plays]
439
00:20:53,708 --> 00:20:55,208
We have nothing to lose.
440
00:20:55,958 --> 00:20:58,916
Let's show them how indomitable we are,
441
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,416
and let's settle it, once and for all!
442
00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:05,958
Gauls!
443
00:21:06,041 --> 00:21:07,041
[metal ringing]
444
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,708
Assemble.
445
00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:13,083
Attack!
446
00:21:13,166 --> 00:21:14,000
[all yell]
447
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:15,791
[epic music playing]
448
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:33,375
[musical arrangement turns enchanting]
449
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,375
Huh?
450
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:36,333
[legionaries gasp and exclaim]
451
00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:38,666
But, what… the…?
452
00:21:41,666 --> 00:21:44,208
[weapons and armour clatter]
453
00:21:44,291 --> 00:21:45,916
[chattering nervously]
454
00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:50,208
[gasps]
455
00:21:54,916 --> 00:21:55,791
Wow.
456
00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:58,125
-[legionary] Whoa!
-[chuckles]
457
00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:00,041
[exclaims]
458
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:01,666
Holy cow!
459
00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:04,000
This is nuts!
460
00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:05,291
What's going on?
461
00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:07,333
What's happening, by Jupiter?
462
00:22:07,416 --> 00:22:09,458
It's not the magic potion!
463
00:22:09,541 --> 00:22:11,583
This one makes you fly and change colour!
464
00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:12,750
[chuckles]
465
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:15,541
Let's just say
it's a mixture of all three.
466
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,250
But I'm so bright!
467
00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:18,333
[Metadata laughs]
468
00:22:18,416 --> 00:22:20,375
There's a first time for everything.
469
00:22:20,458 --> 00:22:21,875
Traitor!
470
00:22:21,958 --> 00:22:23,041
You have my word
471
00:22:23,125 --> 00:22:26,291
that I'll tell everyone in Rome
that you betrayed us!
472
00:22:26,375 --> 00:22:27,333
Be my guest!
473
00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:29,708
-Rome's that way. See ya!
-No, no, no!
474
00:22:29,791 --> 00:22:32,875
No!
475
00:22:32,958 --> 00:22:36,958
["Nothing Less Than Happiness"
by Sly & The Family Stone plays]
476
00:22:50,708 --> 00:22:54,333
Oh, look! They sure know
how to put on a show, don't they?
477
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:55,833
Only in Armorica.
478
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,500
[song continues to play]
479
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,375
Oh!
480
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,500
It's beautiful, son.
481
00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:12,750
Happy Birthday, Mummy.
482
00:23:13,541 --> 00:23:14,833
Thank you, my boy.
483
00:23:16,166 --> 00:23:18,250
Stick that in your pipe, Pompey.
484
00:23:23,083 --> 00:23:25,166
[serene classical music plays]
485
00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:27,708
[laughs] Bravo, Getafix!
486
00:23:28,333 --> 00:23:31,708
My friends, I couldn't have done it
without her help.
487
00:23:31,791 --> 00:23:33,833
Well, er, thank you, Roman.
488
00:23:33,916 --> 00:23:35,416
Er, Metadata.
489
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:36,541
Asterix.
490
00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:41,333
Put out the fire!
'Cause I have one last little thing to do.
491
00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:48,958
[chanting] Go, the Gauls! Go, the Gauls!
Go, the Gauls! Go, the Gauls!
492
00:23:49,041 --> 00:23:52,500
Go, the Gauls! Go, the Gauls!
Go, the Gauls! Go, the Gauls!
493
00:23:52,583 --> 00:23:56,083
Go, the Gauls! Go, the Gauls!
Go, the Gauls! Go, the Gauls…
494
00:23:56,166 --> 00:23:57,833
[chanting stops]
495
00:23:57,916 --> 00:23:58,875
Gauls!
496
00:23:59,666 --> 00:24:03,500
But… what are you doing
with those barbarians, Wikipedia?
497
00:24:04,083 --> 00:24:06,083
These barbarians, O Caesar,
498
00:24:06,166 --> 00:24:09,208
may be loud, grumpy, undisciplined,
499
00:24:09,291 --> 00:24:11,500
and their personal hygiene
might be questionable…
500
00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:12,541
[Gauls] Hmm?
501
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:15,666
But they don't need to conquer the world
to impose their tastes,
502
00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:17,791
their gods, and their way of life.
503
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:21,666
And, for the last time, I am Metadata!
504
00:24:22,916 --> 00:24:24,583
She has a temper on her.
505
00:24:25,208 --> 00:24:27,291
So, which one of you is your chief?
506
00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:29,166
It's me.
507
00:24:29,875 --> 00:24:31,208
But in fact, it's him.
508
00:24:31,291 --> 00:24:33,041
[gentle classical music plays]
509
00:24:33,125 --> 00:24:35,416
Gauls, I could destroy you.
510
00:24:35,958 --> 00:24:38,541
Really? With what army?
511
00:24:39,291 --> 00:24:40,333
Hmm.
512
00:24:43,125 --> 00:24:45,875
But you certainly entertained my people.
513
00:24:45,958 --> 00:24:48,125
And so you all deserve to live.
514
00:24:48,208 --> 00:24:51,000
Now, to demonstrate
the generosity of Caesar…
515
00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:54,166
[suspenseful musical flourish plays]
516
00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:55,458
I pardon you!
517
00:24:55,541 --> 00:24:56,958
[crowd cheers]
518
00:24:57,041 --> 00:24:59,000
[gentle classical music continues]
519
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,541
I hope one day they find another way
of saying "like" or "dislike", hmm?
520
00:25:08,625 --> 00:25:09,666
Shall we, Mummy?
521
00:25:12,291 --> 00:25:15,041
But why are they stopping?
There were fires and battles,
522
00:25:15,125 --> 00:25:16,833
crying children, blood and guts…
523
00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:19,125
All the ingredients you need
for a good night!
524
00:25:19,208 --> 00:25:20,541
What is going on?!
525
00:25:22,791 --> 00:25:24,666
[Cassius] Whew! Goodness, me.
526
00:25:25,708 --> 00:25:27,583
Oh, what a day!
527
00:25:28,458 --> 00:25:30,375
So, well, er… [sniffs]
528
00:25:30,458 --> 00:25:32,833
Yeah, because he pardoned everyone,
529
00:25:32,916 --> 00:25:35,250
er, let's just call it quits.
530
00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:38,666
After all… [chuckles]
us Gauls stick together.
531
00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:39,708
No?
532
00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:42,291
Let's put it behind us?
533
00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:44,375
Let's not.
534
00:25:45,583 --> 00:25:46,791
[crowd cheers]
535
00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:49,750
[crowd] Long live
our chief Vitalstatistix!
536
00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:52,375
[upbeat Celtic folk music plays]
537
00:25:52,458 --> 00:25:54,291
[Hannabarbera] Here we go, Blackangus.
538
00:25:54,375 --> 00:25:55,916
A traditional Gallic banquet
539
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,041
to mark the end
of this wonderful adventure.
540
00:25:58,125 --> 00:26:00,916
[Blackangus] Yes indeed, Hannabarbera!
They dance, they feast.
541
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,291
You can't deny it,
those Gauls know how to enjoy life.
542
00:26:04,916 --> 00:26:09,333
Excuse me, but can I just ask,
are you going to commentate on everything?
543
00:26:09,416 --> 00:26:12,333
Mmm, indeed.
What is this need to commentate?
544
00:26:12,416 --> 00:26:14,291
Is one running from reality?
545
00:26:14,375 --> 00:26:17,875
Try not to perform
one's way through life, perhaps.
546
00:26:17,958 --> 00:26:19,458
Er, good evening, madam.
547
00:26:19,541 --> 00:26:22,208
[Metadata] You see?
For as long as I can remember,
548
00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:24,583
I have always had
a passion for Gallic culture.
549
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:27,458
Metadata, as a thank you,
I'll share a secret
550
00:26:27,541 --> 00:26:29,583
that can only be passed
from one druid's mouth
551
00:26:29,666 --> 00:26:30,875
to another druid's ear.
552
00:26:30,958 --> 00:26:32,083
Ah! Really?
553
00:26:32,166 --> 00:26:33,000
Yes.
554
00:26:34,083 --> 00:26:36,208
The trick is to heat it up again tomorrow.
555
00:26:36,291 --> 00:26:38,375
A stew is always better that way.
556
00:26:38,458 --> 00:26:39,291
Ah.
557
00:26:40,291 --> 00:26:41,333
[chuckles softly]
558
00:26:42,708 --> 00:26:46,291
[woman on Tannoy] Could someone bring me
more of that strong Gallic ale?
559
00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:47,208
Thank you.
560
00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:50,333
[Potus chuckles]
561
00:26:50,416 --> 00:26:51,958
[all chant] Offerings! Offerings!
562
00:26:52,041 --> 00:26:57,375
-Offerings! Offerings! Offerings!
-All right. Settle down, settle down.
563
00:26:57,958 --> 00:27:00,791
Well, then, I think I know
who gave this one.
564
00:27:00,875 --> 00:27:02,708
[people chuckle]
565
00:27:02,791 --> 00:27:05,041
-[woman] Speech!
- [man] Yes, go on, Obelix.
566
00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:08,458
-[woman] Give us a few words, come on!
-[man] Give us a speech! Speech!
567
00:27:08,541 --> 00:27:10,250
[woman] Go on! A speech!
568
00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:11,500
Er…
569
00:27:11,583 --> 00:27:13,083
[heart beating]
570
00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:14,583
-[man] Get on with it!
-[whines]
571
00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:16,208
[high-pitched ringing]
572
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,833
[nervously] This… menhir…
573
00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:22,166
[audio distorts]
574
00:27:22,250 --> 00:27:24,000
[heart beats rapidly]
575
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,416
[normally] This menhir is for you, Chief.
576
00:27:27,041 --> 00:27:29,458
And for you, Impedimenta.
577
00:27:30,041 --> 00:27:32,166
-And it's for you, Cacofonix.
-Mmm.
578
00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:34,000
And for you, Fulliautomatix.
579
00:27:34,083 --> 00:27:35,583
Ah! [grunts happily]
580
00:27:36,166 --> 00:27:38,958
It's for you, Bacteria and Unhygienix.
581
00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:42,791
And it is for you, my dear friend Asterix.
582
00:27:42,875 --> 00:27:45,375
I'm so happy
that you're back in our village.
583
00:27:45,458 --> 00:27:46,791
-[Dogmatix barks]
-Hmm?
584
00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:50,083
[chuckles] And yes,
it's for you too, Dogmatix.
585
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,500
This menhir, my friends,
it is for one and for all.
586
00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:57,416
Because it's like our unity.
587
00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,000
It's like our village.
588
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,041
Solid as a rock!
589
00:28:02,125 --> 00:28:04,250
-[all cheer]
-[woman] Forever!
590
00:28:04,333 --> 00:28:05,500
[man] Hurray to us!
591
00:28:05,583 --> 00:28:07,500
[Potus] That's nice. [chuckles]
592
00:28:07,583 --> 00:28:09,125
Asterix, you wanna add anything?
593
00:28:11,291 --> 00:28:12,416
Then that's it from me.
594
00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:14,541
[all cheer]
595
00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:16,083
[lively classical music plays]
596
00:28:16,166 --> 00:28:19,750
[narrator] And so ends
this beautiful adventure.
597
00:28:19,833 --> 00:28:23,500
As usual,
the whole tribe celebrates 'til dawn.
598
00:28:24,250 --> 00:28:25,500
The whole tribe?
599
00:28:26,041 --> 00:28:27,208
Well, no.
600
00:28:27,291 --> 00:28:32,666
Hmm, our garden veg fricassee
was delicious, Piggywiggy.
601
00:28:32,750 --> 00:28:34,541
Mmm. Thank you, Pidiped.
602
00:28:35,416 --> 00:28:37,291
You sure you don't wanna go to Lutetia?
603
00:28:37,375 --> 00:28:38,958
We can decide in the morning.
604
00:28:39,458 --> 00:28:42,166
-Mmm.
-Let's have a night in, shall we?
605
00:28:42,250 --> 00:28:43,958
Well, okay.
606
00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:47,166
So then, Netflix, where did we get to?
607
00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:49,250
[clears throat] Previously…
608
00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:50,583
No, skip the recap.
609
00:28:50,666 --> 00:28:52,875
[melodically] Tudum!
610
00:28:52,958 --> 00:28:55,333
[lively classical theme music plays]
611
00:29:25,958 --> 00:29:28,458
ASTERIX & OBELIX:
THE BIG FIGHT
612
00:30:13,166 --> 00:30:16,208
[musical arrangement turns
sweeping and sentimental]
613
00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:42,416
[upbeat Celtic folk music plays]
614
00:34:11,333 --> 00:34:13,166
MISSION VEGGIE PATCH
615
00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:15,083
[cheerful classical music plays]
616
00:34:18,750 --> 00:34:19,958
[both exclaim]
617
00:34:20,041 --> 00:34:20,875
[both] Mmm!
618
00:34:20,958 --> 00:34:22,500
[barking in distance]
619
00:34:22,583 --> 00:34:25,708
[Obelix] It'd be a shop
where I can sell and trade wild boar.
620
00:34:25,791 --> 00:34:27,000
[exclaiming in fear]
621
00:34:28,166 --> 00:34:30,583
[Asterix] So you'd sell
menhirs and wild boar?
622
00:34:30,666 --> 00:34:33,166
-[boar squeaks]
-[Obelix] Maybe. I don't know yet.
623
00:34:37,458 --> 00:34:38,416
[slurps]
624
00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:42,750
[squeaks]
625
00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:44,291
[pops]
626
00:34:44,375 --> 00:34:45,666
[both scream]
627
00:34:47,666 --> 00:34:49,083
[objects rattle]
628
00:34:52,416 --> 00:34:54,208
[dramatic music plays]
629
00:34:55,208 --> 00:34:56,083
[gong strike]
630
00:34:56,166 --> 00:34:58,375
[both squeal]
631
00:34:59,666 --> 00:35:01,666
[humans chatter and munch]
632
00:35:10,333 --> 00:35:11,708
[both sigh]
633
00:35:11,791 --> 00:35:12,708
[both grunt]
634
00:35:12,791 --> 00:35:14,791
[beautiful ethereal music plays]
635
00:35:18,416 --> 00:35:20,291
[cheerful classical music plays]
636
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,500
[dramatic music plays]
637
00:35:28,583 --> 00:35:30,458
[honks]
638
00:35:34,125 --> 00:35:34,958
[both exclaim]
639
00:35:40,666 --> 00:35:42,000
[growls]
640
00:35:42,083 --> 00:35:44,291
[militaristic drum march plays]
641
00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:51,500
[snorts]
642
00:35:53,083 --> 00:35:54,541
[drum roll]
643
00:35:56,833 --> 00:35:57,666
[snorts]
644
00:35:57,750 --> 00:36:00,000
[bright and lively music plays]
645
00:36:03,291 --> 00:36:04,125
[honks]
646
00:36:05,375 --> 00:36:06,375
[snorts]
647
00:36:06,458 --> 00:36:07,291
[clattering]
648
00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:10,125
[Potus] Ow! Ouch!
649
00:36:11,083 --> 00:36:12,708
[bright and lively music plays]
650
00:36:16,041 --> 00:36:16,875
[honks]
651
00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:24,166
[music crescendos]
652
00:36:25,291 --> 00:36:26,500
[kettle whistles]
653
00:36:27,375 --> 00:36:28,458
[explosion]
654
00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:34,875
[Metadata] Oh! Ugh.
655
00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:38,000
[woman on Tannoy]
The Big Fight will begin soon.
656
00:36:38,083 --> 00:36:39,750
[dramatic music plays]
657
00:36:43,583 --> 00:36:45,208
[light comic music plays]
658
00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:47,375
[chickens squawk]
659
00:36:48,916 --> 00:36:50,625
[militaristic drum march plays]
660
00:36:55,041 --> 00:36:56,000
[honks]
661
00:36:56,958 --> 00:36:58,583
[dutiful militaristic music plays]
662
00:37:03,333 --> 00:37:04,375
[snorts]
663
00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:06,750
[triumphant music plays]
664
00:37:07,458 --> 00:37:08,833
[both exclaim]
665
00:37:09,541 --> 00:37:10,958
[straining]
666
00:37:11,041 --> 00:37:11,916
[music stops]
667
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,291
[chicken clucks]
668
00:37:14,625 --> 00:37:16,416
[honks]
669
00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:20,125
[dramatic music plays]
670
00:37:20,791 --> 00:37:21,625
[squeals]
671
00:37:24,833 --> 00:37:26,750
[honks angrily]
672
00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:31,250
[screams]
673
00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:35,750
[exclaims]
674
00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:38,375
[screams]
675
00:37:40,291 --> 00:37:41,500
[music stops]
676
00:37:42,166 --> 00:37:43,500
[both exclaim]
677
00:37:43,583 --> 00:37:44,833
[all honk angrily]
678
00:37:44,916 --> 00:37:46,500
[suspenseful music plays]
679
00:37:46,583 --> 00:37:47,708
[both whimper]
680
00:37:47,791 --> 00:37:49,416
[whistling]
681
00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:57,708
[crashing]
682
00:37:57,791 --> 00:37:58,666
[both sigh]
683
00:38:00,750 --> 00:38:01,958
[both exclaim happily]
684
00:38:02,041 --> 00:38:03,875
[lively classical music plays]
685
00:38:10,166 --> 00:38:11,083
[music stops]
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