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[bold dramatic music plays]
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[armour clanks]
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Halt!
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In formation!
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[shields clatter]
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Ah. Hey, Prefix, let me go in front.
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-No, Suffix, you go behind!
-What is your problem?
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Why can't you keep in line?
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[man] Excuse me, children, excuse me.
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By Toutatis, your chief,
Vitalstatistix, is coming through!
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Come on now, come on, keep calm.
There's enough for everybody.
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[Vitalstatistix] Ah! Thank you, Getafix.
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[lively classical music plays]
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[energy pulses]
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[Getafix] Next!
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[energy pulses]
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-Next!
-Oh, dear.
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Are they all going to have
some magic potion, do you think?
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Oh, yeah. All except one.
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Very good.
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No, not for you, Obelix.
You fell in when you were a boy.
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[flaps lips] It's just so unfair.
Come on, Dogmatix.
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-[barks]
-[Getafix] Here, Asterix.
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[energy pulses]
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Well, you gotta do what you gotta do.
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Legion, attack!
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[all scream]
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[scatting rhythmically]
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[horn blows forcefully]
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["Buona Sera" by Louis Prima plays]
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Oh, yoo-hoo, Pidiped!
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-Ready!
-[soldier screams]
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Spread out now!
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-In staggered rows!
-[yells]
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[screams]
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[beeps, chirps, and whirs]
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[song continues to play]
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[exclaims and groans repeatedly]
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[soldiers yell]
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Regroup now! Tortoise!
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[yells and exclaims]
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[yaps]
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[screams]
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[scats rhythmically]
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[plays drum solo]
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[cymbals crash]
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-[energy pulses]
-I'm feeling a bit weak, Getafix.
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No, Obelix, no magic potion for you.
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I told you a thousand times
that you fell in…
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Okay, okay, I get it.
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Where's your helmet? Huh?
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Where is your hat?
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[soldiers yell]
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[all groan]
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[Obelix hums and chuckles]
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[moans]
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[exclaims]
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Fall back now!
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Run away!
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It's good of them to keep attacking when
they know they can't win. Right, Asterix?
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[laughs] These Romans are crazy!
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-[soldier wails]
-[music peaks, ends]
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ASTERIX & OBELIX: THE BIG FIGHT
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[gentle ethereal music plays]
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[squirrel squeaks]
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[tense musical flourish plays]
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[gasps]
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Asterix?
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[branch snaps]
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Asterix?
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-[Asterix shouts]
-[exclaims fearfully]
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[laughs]
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Oh. You nearly scared Dogmatix.
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Yeah, but I'm the winner, aren't I?
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Your turn to go first.
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Oh, all right.
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Where is it? Here!
Happy birthday, Asterix!
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[Asterix] Oh, wow!
You did such a great job.
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[chuckles]
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Wait. Happy birthday, Obelix.
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Oh, you remembered it too.
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We were born on the same day. Here.
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[Obelix] Wow. A four-leaf clover.
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It's really rare. It's like a talisman
to bring you good luck,
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and give you strength.
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Give me strength?
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Wow, that's great.
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[both chuckle]
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[both laugh]
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[narrator] It is the year 78 BC.
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All of Gaul is free.
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Free? Yes.
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And life was peaceful
in the Gaulish village.
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Everyone lived in harmony.
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After all, it was the minus '70s.
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["It Takes Two" by Marvin Gaye
and Kim Weston plays]
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-[chief] Hello, hello!
-Hello, chief.
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Hello!
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Good day, Chief Copacetix!
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[lows]
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[man grunts and exclaims]
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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[children grunt]
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-Hello, chief!
-Hello, children.
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Hello, Chief Copacetix.
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Mmm. Ah!
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-Good job.
-That's a good stockpile of wood.
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Yeah. But we hope the winter
won't be so harsh this year.
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Oh, I wouldn't worry yourself about that.
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'Cause one thing never changes,
and that's the climate.
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Now, I trust you will enjoy
this peaceful and tranquil…
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-[distant explosion]
-[all gasp]
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…day.
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Getafix?
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[mysterious music plays]
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Getafix?
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Are you okay?
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No. Not at all.
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[bottle uncorks]
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All right, so… a little bit of this.
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Ah, yes.
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[slurps gently]
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[clicks tongue]
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-Ah, no, no, no, it's still wrong.
-Working on your tragic potion, then?
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-"Magic".
-Yeah.
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I continue my research to no avail.
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-The recipe's lost to the mists of time.
-Oh, yeah, the mists of time.
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You're not gonna find it tonight
then, are you?
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And that indeed is a problem.
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I'm worried about the rise
of Julius Caesar.
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Once in power,
if he chooses to invade Gaul,
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we won't stand a chance against his army.
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Oh, you worry over nothing, Getafix.
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This Caesar has no future.
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Let's hope so.
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Well, the children are waiting.
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And that salute of his?
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It'll never catch on.
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According to tradition,
the Big Fight is organized
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when two villages have a conflict.
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The chiefs of the villages meet
at a specific place
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and fight in front of their tribes. It's…
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Asterix, I'm scared.
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I'm not sure I know
our mushroom presentation very well.
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You'll be fine, don't worry.
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After the fight, the loser and his tribe
must submit to the victor.
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It's really hard.
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That's how the great Chief Vercingetorix…
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No, no, I swear. I just can't do it.
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-Let's have a rehearsal.
-Uh-huh.
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Cap of red with white dots…
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[both] Touch you not!
White dots with cap of red, run in dread!
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[Getafix] Hey.
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You two, concentrate.
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Please continue, Impedimenta.
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And finally…
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[both] Long live our village, by Toutatis!
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Well done, Impedimenta and Vitalstatistix.
The work of born leaders.
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And now, as you're "the inseparables"
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and you like to chatter away,
you can talk in front of the class.
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Don't fret, it's okay.
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[sighs nervously]
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There are two kinds
of mushroom in the forest.
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Those that are edible, that you can eat,
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and they are delicious.
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And the poisonous ones,
that can make you really sick.
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Isn't that right, Obelix?
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[student] Erm?
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Mushrooms.
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Er…
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And therefore not all mushrooms
are suitable to eat.
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Cap of red with white dots, touch you not!
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Touch you not!
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[heartbeat pounds slowly]
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White dots with cap of red…
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[audio distorts] …run in dread.
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[high-pitched ringing]
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[Asterix speaks indistinctly]
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[heartbeat quickens]
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[high-pitched ringing rises, stops]
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[all gasp]
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Er… and so this is what happens
when you eat a poisonous mushroom.
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[all cheer]
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Oh, yes. Very theatrical!
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Well done, boys.
All right, class dismissed.
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Go and have a snack.
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[boy] Finally!
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[all chatter excitedly]
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Obelix?
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Obelix.
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[groans weakly]
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-How did it go?
-Well!
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-But I had to talk for the both of us.
-[both grunt]
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That's what friends are for,
though. Right?
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[both laugh]
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["Bad to The Bone" by George Thorogood
and the Destroyers plays]
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[clucks]
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[squawks]
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[sniffs] What an utter dump this is.
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-[woman] Hello, Chief Copacetix.
-Hello, hello.
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Oh, here's the little angel!
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-Hello, Cassius Ceramix.
-[grumbles]
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[laughs] We'll only be gone a few days.
Are you sure it's all right?
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Of course!
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We have to help out our neighbours
from time to time, don't we?
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And everyone loves him here.
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[chicken clucks nervously]
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[chicken swallows]
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-Mmm!
-[squawks]
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Are you sure your clover brings good luck?
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[groans]
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[laughs] Why are you
hitting yourself, huh? Eh?
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-Tell me, what are you doing?
-Enough, Cassius Ceramix!
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[Asterix and Obelix grunt]
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[laughs] Go on, give it a go!
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Just a tiny little jab, right on my chin.
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[grunts]
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[laughs] You are even weaker
than you were before.
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Ding-dong, ding-dong,
ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong!
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You're a coward to pick on Obelix.
He's the weakest in the village.
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[laughs] I wouldn't pick on him
if he was stronger than me, would I?
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-You idiot!
-[winces]
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Oh! Let's play,
"If I catch you two, I hit you".
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-It's a cool game, right?
-Er…
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Go on, then!
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[adventurous classical music plays]
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[gasps]
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[laughs] I see you!
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[exclaims]
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I'm coming to get you!
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[gasps]
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Oh, yoo-hoo!
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[Asterix] Getafix.
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Quick! In the druid's hut!
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-No, we're not allowed!
-He went out, come on!
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No, Asterix.
I'm not going inside, I'm too scared.
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[laughs] Found you!
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Ah!
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[squeaks]
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Dogmatix!
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You're just a coward!
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The wuss calling me a coward?
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"I'm scared of going
into the druid's hut!"
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I'm not scared at all!
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Oh, sure. And my mum's called Belenus.
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I'm not scared to go in the druid's hut.
We'll go tonight, so we will!
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Ha! And how will you prove it, huh?
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-We'll bring back a sickle.
-[scoffs] You can find sickles everywhere.
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Oh, yeah? Not the golden sickle, though!
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[magical musical flourish plays]
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[gasps] Asterix, not the golden sickle.
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-It gives mistletoe magic powers.
-The golden sickle?
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-No.
-Yeah.
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Hmm? Oh, all right.
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Bring me the golden sickle,
and I'll leave you alone.
257
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000
But if you come back empty-handed…
258
00:12:36,791 --> 00:12:38,875
you can kiss your milk teeth goodbye!
259
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,041
[Obelix swallows]
260
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:42,125
[villagers chatter happily]
261
00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:50,583
[suspenseful classical music plays]
262
00:12:58,333 --> 00:13:02,625
Asterix, let's tell Cassius Ceramix
we couldn't find the hut, yeah?
263
00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:03,666
Come!
264
00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:05,625
[nervously] O-Okay.
265
00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:12,083
What do we do if Getafix comes back?
266
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,291
Red cape and white beard? Be afeared!
267
00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:16,541
[laughs]
268
00:13:17,958 --> 00:13:18,916
[gasps]
269
00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:21,083
[mutters nervously]
270
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:22,250
[gasps softly]
271
00:13:23,958 --> 00:13:25,958
[continues muttering]
272
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,375
[exclaims]
273
00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:33,875
Hey, Obelix! Shhh!
274
00:13:33,958 --> 00:13:36,666
Er… shhh.
275
00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:41,916
-Oh.
-[cauldron bubbles]
276
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,083
[exclaims happily, smacks lips]
277
00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:51,083
Mmm.
278
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:53,791
[Asterix] Right, then…
279
00:13:55,916 --> 00:13:57,166
[grunts softly]
280
00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:58,750
-[mouse squeaks]
-Hmm.
281
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:01,541
[Obelix grunts]
282
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:03,291
[sniffs]
283
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:04,208
Mmm.
284
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,708
[object rattles faintly]
285
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,208
[chuckles]
286
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:21,291
A bit bland.
287
00:14:22,958 --> 00:14:25,041
Hmm? A huge prawn.
288
00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:29,708
[chuckles]
289
00:14:29,791 --> 00:14:31,250
[pulses energetically]
290
00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:33,333
[bubbling]
291
00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:37,791
Ah. Hmm.
292
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:42,291
Yummy.
293
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:46,625
[Cassius wails]
294
00:14:46,708 --> 00:14:48,458
Oh, druid! [groans]
295
00:14:48,541 --> 00:14:50,208
Tummy ache!
296
00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:51,250
Hmm?
297
00:14:52,166 --> 00:14:54,333
Well, you look well enough.
298
00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:58,125
[wails] No, no, no, no, no.
299
00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:01,708
I'm not well, and my head hurts.
300
00:15:01,791 --> 00:15:03,625
And my neck as well.
301
00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:05,916
Hmm, he doesn't seem to be very well.
302
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,541
[groans]
303
00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:10,791
Yes. Well, let's see
what I can find in my hut.
304
00:15:11,916 --> 00:15:13,083
[chuckles]
305
00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:16,375
[mysterious musical flourish plays]
306
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,208
[Asterix grunts softly]
307
00:15:18,916 --> 00:15:20,916
[slurps] Mmm!
308
00:15:21,791 --> 00:15:22,833
Not here.
309
00:15:23,541 --> 00:15:24,375
Hmm.
310
00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:27,208
[gasps softly]
311
00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:29,541
[magical musical flourish plays]
312
00:15:31,666 --> 00:15:32,500
Ah!
313
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:36,541
[suspenseful classical music plays]
314
00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:43,583
-[door opens]
-[both gasp]
315
00:15:45,541 --> 00:15:46,666
[grumbles softly]
316
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:51,166
Never a quiet dinner. Where is it?
317
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,916
Let's see now. Hmm.
318
00:15:54,416 --> 00:15:55,916
[chuckles softly]
319
00:15:56,791 --> 00:15:58,250
Mmm, yes.
320
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,000
[Obelix grunts softly]
321
00:16:03,291 --> 00:16:04,583
My friends,
322
00:16:04,666 --> 00:16:08,541
I raise my horn
to our eternal Gaulish civilization.
323
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:12,416
So then, digestion… Where did I put it?
324
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,750
Ah, here we are.
325
00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:16,833
It's a grandma's remedy, but it works.
326
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:18,708
[Asterix] Phew!
327
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:26,458
And remember that we have nothing to fear…
328
00:16:26,541 --> 00:16:29,000
[chain squeaks and clanks]
329
00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:30,458
-Hmm?
-[gasps]
330
00:16:30,541 --> 00:16:31,791
[exclaims]
331
00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:34,958
…but the sky falling upon our heads.
332
00:16:36,541 --> 00:16:37,875
[Obelix yelps]
333
00:16:38,666 --> 00:16:40,541
[dramatic music plays]
334
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:44,541
[music swells and fades]
335
00:16:45,166 --> 00:16:48,833
[rumbling]
336
00:16:48,916 --> 00:16:50,583
And that ain't gonna happen.
337
00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:00,125
[groans]
338
00:17:01,541 --> 00:17:02,833
Oh, no!
339
00:17:02,916 --> 00:17:04,583
[melancholic music plays]
340
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:06,375
Oh!
341
00:17:07,291 --> 00:17:08,375
By Toutatis!
342
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:09,583
[energy crackles]
343
00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:11,583
What have you done, my children?
344
00:17:11,666 --> 00:17:14,666
[whimpers]
345
00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:18,416
[people chatter nervously]
346
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,750
[woman] My son!
347
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,750
Oh, my little honey boarlet!
348
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,625
Oh, he's so delicate.
349
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:26,541
He's so fragile!
350
00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:30,500
Asterix, why did you want
my golden sickle?
351
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:34,125
Uh, just so that I could…
take a look at it.
352
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:36,750
Right.
353
00:17:37,833 --> 00:17:40,625
Ah, his fever's going down.
354
00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:44,041
Mmm? [grunts softly]
355
00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:46,541
-Oh.
-[people gasp softly]
356
00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:47,875
I'm hungry.
357
00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:49,625
Oh, Belisama, thank you!
358
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,291
-He's hungry! He's hungry! Oh.
-[exclaims]
359
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,958
[kissing] Tuck in!
360
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,000
[laughs]
361
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,125
[upbeat percussive jazz music plays]
362
00:17:58,208 --> 00:17:59,916
[chomps loudly]
363
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:05,291
Ah!
364
00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:15,041
-At least he didn't lose his appetite.
-[Obelix] A little bit more, please.
365
00:18:15,791 --> 00:18:18,083
Mmm, eat up, my boy. Eat up.
366
00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:22,708
Eat up! Eat up! Eat up! Eat up!
367
00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:25,333
[rooster crows]
368
00:18:25,416 --> 00:18:27,833
-He's munching.
-Oh, is that too much?
369
00:18:27,916 --> 00:18:29,916
-Still grazing.
-He can eat, that lad.
370
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,625
[man] This shows an eating disorder
you may find upsetting,
371
00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:35,666
especially if you're a wild boar.
Please visit wildboar-danger.com
372
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:37,000
for help and support.
373
00:18:38,791 --> 00:18:42,916
I actually had quite a bit of time there,
didn't I? Don't know quite why I ru--
374
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,125
I'm sorry, Getafix.
375
00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:48,750
It's all my fault.
376
00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:51,166
Do you think Obelix still wants
to be my friend?
377
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:54,541
Of course.
The main thing is that it ended well.
378
00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:55,625
Go on, scram.
379
00:18:57,916 --> 00:18:58,916
[cow lows]
380
00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:03,666
Hmm. There we are, Dogmatix.
381
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:05,791
[gentle tender music plays]
382
00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,750
Hmm. [exclaims]
383
00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:09,833
[laughs]
384
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,958
Oh, good shot. Hmph!
385
00:19:12,041 --> 00:19:13,833
I'll get you back.
386
00:19:13,916 --> 00:19:16,750
There, look at the size of this one!
387
00:19:16,833 --> 00:19:17,833
[laughs]
388
00:19:17,916 --> 00:19:19,125
[grunts]
389
00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:20,208
[yells]
390
00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:21,208
[grunts]
391
00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:22,916
-[repeated thudding]
-[gasps]
392
00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:24,958
[gasps]
393
00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:26,291
Er…
394
00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:31,541
-[man 1] What was that?
-[man 2] What was that noise?
395
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:34,125
-[man 3] That's crazy!
-[woman] Oh, for goodness’ sake.
396
00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:35,166
[people chatter]
397
00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:39,958
[sweeping magical classical music plays]
398
00:19:40,041 --> 00:19:40,958
[grunts]
399
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:42,791
Hey. Not bad.
400
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:44,291
But can you lift more?
401
00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:46,083
[Obelix grunts]
402
00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:47,958
-How about this?
-[chuckles]
403
00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:49,666
Wow.
404
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:52,416
Er, that?
405
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:55,958
[gasps] A menhir.
406
00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:59,875
Er, well, no, that is much too big.
407
00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:06,083
[Asterix gasps]
408
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:08,250
Oh, it's okay.
409
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,000
Actually, it gives me balance.
410
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:11,791
Hup, hup, hup.
411
00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:14,791
[laughs] You are superhuman.
412
00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:19,291
Hmm, hup! Hup, hup, whoo-whoo!
413
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:21,875
[stones clatter]
414
00:20:21,958 --> 00:20:23,583
-Whoa!
-Oh.
415
00:20:25,041 --> 00:20:27,500
Well, they could've been placed
like this on their own.
416
00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:32,083
Oh, these menhirs are sacred
and haven't moved for thousands of years!
417
00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:33,416
What shall we say?
418
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,833
Erm, about the menhirs, I'm not sure.
419
00:20:35,916 --> 00:20:38,166
But about your strength,
not a word, Obelix.
420
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:39,500
It's our secret.
421
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:41,541
-[both laugh]
-[clears throat]
422
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:45,083
Hello. So I see
you don't have the golden sickle.
423
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:48,125
Dear oh dear, that really is tough.
424
00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:49,125
So who's first?
425
00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:52,291
Oh, no, Asterix.
[gasps] Can I tell him about our secret?
426
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:54,541
No, Obelix, we said we can't tell anyone.
427
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:58,625
No, but… No, but please, just him.
Honestly, I promise, no one else, Asterix.
428
00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:00,583
-No, Obelix.
-Oh, go on! Just Cassius.
429
00:21:00,666 --> 00:21:03,125
-We promised though.
-Oh no, just him, please, please!
430
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:07,208
Stop! So what is this secret?
You're gonna tell me right now!
431
00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:09,708
[screams]
432
00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:13,250
Well, you sure know how to keep a secret.
433
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:16,458
Yeah. He did say right now.
434
00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:20,375
[both laugh]
435
00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:21,708
[both gasp]
436
00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:28,791
No. It was very bright.
And its light shone all around.
437
00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:31,833
Hmm. I've put
the same ingredients in though.
438
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,708
Did you add anything, Obelix?
439
00:21:33,791 --> 00:21:35,375
Er, not sure.
440
00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:37,125
Oh, yes! A huge prawn.
441
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:38,666
Hmm?
442
00:21:40,125 --> 00:21:41,291
Like this?
443
00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:43,250
-No, bigger.
-Bigger.
444
00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:46,041
-Like this?
-No, even bigger.
445
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:49,958
-Like this?
-Yeah, that's it! Yeah, a huge prawn.
446
00:21:50,041 --> 00:21:51,833
Ah, well, this is a lobster.
447
00:21:51,916 --> 00:21:53,583
-Mmm?
-Yes.
448
00:21:53,666 --> 00:21:55,416
Did you add anything else?
449
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:56,416
Strawberries.
450
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:59,083
Lobster and strawberries? Hmm.
451
00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:04,000
[energy pulses]
452
00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:06,041
Quick, quick, quick. Get down.
453
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:08,125
[suspenseful music plays]
454
00:22:10,166 --> 00:22:11,208
[all] Hmm?
455
00:22:11,916 --> 00:22:13,458
[Getafix] Mmm.
456
00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:16,583
Obelix, are you sure
you put nothing else in?
457
00:22:16,666 --> 00:22:19,125
A mushroom, a fruit, a herb, a flower?
458
00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:21,666
Hmm… No, I don't think so.
459
00:22:22,291 --> 00:22:24,291
[gasps] Your four-leaf clover!
460
00:22:24,375 --> 00:22:26,250
[light-hearted classical music plays]
461
00:22:27,125 --> 00:22:30,208
[laughs] You're so stubborn, Getafix!
462
00:22:30,291 --> 00:22:32,625
You're wasting your time,
there aren't any here.
463
00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:36,166
[laughs] I swear that night will fall
long before you can find a four-leaf…
464
00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:37,666
-I got one!
-[chuckles]
465
00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:38,750
What?
466
00:22:38,833 --> 00:22:40,000
[cauldron bubbles]
467
00:22:40,916 --> 00:22:42,875
[tense music plays]
468
00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:44,958
[energy pulses]
469
00:22:51,666 --> 00:22:52,750
[rumbling]
470
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,166
-[energy crackles]
-[gasps]
471
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,625
[energy pulses]
472
00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:02,125
[gentle mysterious music plays]
473
00:23:04,291 --> 00:23:07,458
[Asterix] Yeah, that's it.
It has the same light.
474
00:23:07,541 --> 00:23:09,750
So that's what was missing from my recipe.
475
00:23:09,833 --> 00:23:11,708
-Ah, I'll taste it.
-No.
476
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:15,041
Obelix, you fell into it.
Drinking more could be dangerous.
477
00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:17,708
-[Obelix, sadly] Oh.
-I'm going to try.
478
00:23:20,916 --> 00:23:21,916
[slurps softly]
479
00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:25,375
-[energy pulses]
-[shivers]
480
00:23:29,958 --> 00:23:30,916
Hmm.
481
00:23:31,666 --> 00:23:34,625
I've been wanting
to move this thing for a while.
482
00:23:39,375 --> 00:23:41,583
-[chuckles]
-[gasps]
483
00:23:41,666 --> 00:23:44,416
-But it's…
-The magic potion.
484
00:23:45,583 --> 00:23:47,166
[groans] Whoa.
485
00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:53,416
Hmm. It would seem
the effect is temporary.
486
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,125
On you too, Obelix?
487
00:23:58,875 --> 00:23:59,708
No.
488
00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:03,416
We will need some time
to study this prodigy.
489
00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:06,583
So, for now,
let's keep this potion our secret.
490
00:24:06,666 --> 00:24:10,166
Getafix, I think
you're being overly cautious.
491
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:13,833
We're wise enough to use it
intelligently and reasonably.
492
00:24:13,916 --> 00:24:16,750
["Rubber Biscuit" by The Chips plays]
493
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:19,958
[cow lows]
494
00:24:21,291 --> 00:24:25,708
More! More! More! More! More! More! More!
495
00:24:34,916 --> 00:24:36,000
[music continues]
496
00:24:37,958 --> 00:24:40,375
-[people chatter excitedly]
-[energy pulses]
497
00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:50,083
[excited chattering continues]
498
00:24:51,666 --> 00:24:53,083
That's it!
499
00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:55,416
-[chicken clucks]
-[music fades]
500
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:58,041
That's enough. No more magic potion!
501
00:24:58,125 --> 00:24:59,125
[squawks]
502
00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:02,166
But Getafix, where can my logs go?
503
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:03,708
Do you really want to know?
504
00:25:04,208 --> 00:25:07,375
We'll only use this magic potion
in self-defence
505
00:25:07,458 --> 00:25:08,958
if the village is in danger.
506
00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:10,000
[squawks]
507
00:25:10,083 --> 00:25:12,458
[sighs] That won't be anytime soon.
508
00:25:13,708 --> 00:25:15,333
[grumbles] Children…
509
00:25:15,416 --> 00:25:18,041
[inhales sharply] Some… insufferable…
510
00:25:26,041 --> 00:25:27,000
It's ready.
511
00:25:29,125 --> 00:25:31,125
[sweeping dramatic music plays]
512
00:25:33,416 --> 00:25:34,791
Here, Asterix.
513
00:25:35,458 --> 00:25:37,291
[Roman soldier in distance] Halt!
514
00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:42,708
[energy pulses]
515
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,416
[lively classical theme music plays]
516
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,500
ASTERIC & OBELIX: THE BIG FIGHT
517
00:26:59,208 --> 00:27:02,500
[musical arrangement turns
sweeping and gentle]
518
00:28:38,666 --> 00:28:41,500
[musical arrangement turns suspenseful]
519
00:29:22,166 --> 00:29:24,166
[lively Celtic folk music plays]
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