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This is how you do it in the day

On the flip side, still fits

I was hoping to never feel wool on my skin again

There he is

Welcome back

Thank you sir

Happy to be here

Ready to ace my second chance

It's just all the long sleeves necessary

You fell as far as you could without getting bounced

You have to earn your way back to short sleeves

I know it's a bummer, but I'm excited to have you back on patrol

For a little while

So, what's happening? Am I riding solo or are you pairing me with someone?

It's not really my call to make

But you know the answer

I should really let time tell you

But you won't

Because UCs have a blood bond of honesty that will last until the apocalypse

So, spill it

I'm just the messenger

I don't understand

No, you won't be riding with me anymore

Then who?

You're gonna be training Penn

Are you kidding?

Not only do I have to go back into the suck

That is uniformed police work

Not only do I have to walk a high wire act of perfection every minute of the day for the

next six months

I'm getting paired with a training officer so legendarily can't take her as she makes Tim Bradford look like Mr.

Rogers

I'm getting stuck with a Texas lemon who should have been fired for a multitude of reasons

Yes

Yes

Yes

and you heard the mechanic say that he would get it done today

Hey, he said those actual words.

Yes.

Even though last time it took him over a week to order the parts.

Hey, I put the fear of God in.

Okay, he'll be done by fire.

Luna, my savior, room 314 is imploding.

Of course it is.

I knew we were in trouble as soon as the third estranged child showed up.

I prescribed antibiotics for his pneumonia and therapy for the rest of them.

I'm sure they'll get right on that.

I don't think we've met.

Right.

Oliver Ashton, this is my husband, Wade.

Nice to meet you.

Good to meet you.

I don't think I've seen you around here before.

I just started a couple months ago.

Spent the last five years working for Doctors Without Borders.

Noble.

It's nothing compared to what you do every day.

I'm doing assessments.

The 314 asked for me, telling him I got carried off by a twister.

Um, nice guy.

He makes us all look like underachievers.

Thank you for the ride and for taking my car in,

which you should probably go do now

or else he's going to blame us for not getting it finished today.

Yeah.

Listen, Nolan and I have thoughts

on how to train Miles going forward.

Deepum, you both had your chance.

Nyla.

What are you going to tell me that I don't already know?

He's a cowboy because he's insecure.

That was clear to some of us on day one.

And now he is a hot mess who's going to hit the streets

so scared to make a mistake that he will panic freeze

the second the adrenaline hits.

So, no, I will chart my own course.

I think she's got it handled.

Morning.

What?

I said good morning.

Did you mean to get off here?

Um, no.

Taskforce floor.

I'm sorry.

I'm just a little distracted.

Everything okay?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I found this in Luna's car and a pair of fancy men's sunglasses.

That doesn't necessarily mean anything.

No, of course not.

I'm sure it doesn't mean anything.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just, um, you ever just...

Never mind.

Sir, if I may, there's two paths you can take here.

The first is talk to your wife.

Odds are there's a very simple explanation.

The second is, you know, Snoop.

I highly recommend the first.

Just had to see me, or is there a problem?

Your mom.

Now what did she do?

Well, have you not been following our group chat?

No.

I muted that thing the second you set it up for the three of us.

Tim.

I know I have a problem with communication.

This is not funny.

Your mom has texted us 11 times in the past hour, and you're being radio silent, so I have

to answer.

No, you really don't.

What?

You don't.

It's not your job to fill the silence.

In fact, the sooner you stop, the sooner she'll abandon the thread and stop sending blurry

pictures of relationship quizzes from ancient Cosmo magazines she has lying around.

So you are following the thread.

I may have seen one or two.

Mm-hmm.

I'll text her, okay?

It's not your way to carry.

She's my mom.

Okay.

Yeah.

I'll ask.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, howdy, Detective Harper.

I want to say how thrilled I am to be training with you.

You want your nickname to be Askisser?

No, ma'am.

Then rethink your approach.

Yes, ma'am.

So what is your goal for the next six months of training?

Learn from my mistakes.

Try not to get myself in situations I can't handle.

So play it safe.

I'm one screw-up away from getting bounced.

What am I supposed to do?

Okay.

So here's how today is going to go.

You are the T.O.

I am the rookie.

I don't understand.

You will teach me the job as if I were a day one rookie and take the lead on every

call

we get.

And at the end of shift, I will decide whether you are worth my effort.

Yes, ma'am.

Or should I say boot?

I'm just going to stick with metal.

Okay.

Well, this is nice.

Back together again without the pressure being evaluated.

You know, I can really let my freak flag fly.

No, no, not that I have one.

Like a freak flag.

Like no hidden freak agenda over here.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Don't worry.

There's freak rent safe with me.

Wait, what?

Oh, I see.

No, no, but seriously, I have no freak rents.

7-1-15-2-11 at 4-7-1-6-3-San Vicente.

Copy that.

Show us responding.

Hit it, super freak.

Police!

Police!

Police!

Police!

Is it over?

Yeah, why don't you come out where we can see you?

We were just in the middle of filming when two guys with guns came in,

stole all of our equipment, and shot the place up.

Okay, filming what?

Minion erotica.

Zach, not the tie.

Sorry, it's called Dropout TV.

We do shows based around improv comedy.

I own the company.

Oh, there he goes.

He owns the place.

He owns the place.

There's like a weird power dynamic, but we're friends, but he's our boss.

Jacob.

I act like I'm obsessed with myself.

Okay, can we just stay on track?

Doubtful.

Sorry.

No.

Sorry.

We won't.

Right.

I think the path forward here is to take witness statements from each of them separately.

And you can put your hands down.

Oh, thank God.

Oh.

All right, in your own words, just tell me what happened.

Wow.

Okay, yeah.

I first got into comedy after being bullied in middle school.

Okay, so where were you when the robbery took place?

Your Honor, let the record show that it could not have been me before I was at the studio when

the crime occurred.

Oh, well, this isn't a courtroom.

You're a witness, not a suspect.

I could have committed the crime.

I could have been, you know, like, colluding.

Were you?

I thought you said I wasn't a suspect.

Okay, you're making me nervous.

I did the crime.

No, I didn't.

I'm panicking.

I'm panicking.

Yeah, I can't believe we lost all the footage that we shot today.

I probably did some of my best, most important work in my career.

My Dame Judy butthole bit?

Killed.

Did the suspects have accents or any distinctive vocal qualities?

Yeah, when you say accents, do you mean like,

Hey, I'm a guy from, like, Birmingham.

I'm here to rob your place.

Or maybe he was an Appalachian hairbilly with a sinus infection.

I promised to answer your question, but can I just ask you something first?

No.

Okay, so I just need, like, a regular not funny person's opinion of this.

Like, which version is funnier?

A guy who is trying to give a eulogy but he's holding in a sneeze?

Or a guy who's giving a eulogy but he's being attacked by invisible egrets?

And don't answer yet.

I have to show you.

Perhaps he was a vampire from down under who has really bad anxiety.

I want to suck your blood, but I'm a little scared.

Oh, it's kind of coming back to me.

The suspect's license plate?

No, my Dame Judy butthole bit.

Do you mind if I do it real quick so it doesn't escape me?

Ooh, record me on your body cam and then text it to me.

And then I start a dropout TV.

What was your question again?

Hey, hi.

I don't know how helpful this is,

but one of the robbers must have dropped their wallet

when they were robbing the control room.

Wait, I know you.

No, uh, you're the drone kid.

Dax, Dan.

Dax, but close enough.

He let you use the drone?

He straight up told me no.

Okay, well, you wanted to film Mr. Reich in his backyard

doing yoga for blackmail purposes.

Am I the only one that went to the HR meeting?

We had an HR meeting?

I need a background check on Mark Wyatt.

I thought you were moving to Vegas with your mom.

Yeah, uh, that didn't work out,

so we moved to L.A.

My mom always wanted to be a hand model,

which is going as well as you would expect.

So I got a part-time job with these lunatics.

Lovely people.

Well, uh, I wait to graduate high school.

For a suspect, Mark Wyatt has priors.

Assault and for public nudity.

At the same time, what would that look like?

I've been thinking about it.

I feel like if someone were to do that...

All right, we're going to go pick him up,

and we'll be in touch.

Lots of luck.

Um, tell me the six rules of a traffic stop.

Why'd you do that?

Is my training officer asking why a patrol officer

would listen to a police scanner

and not just wait for dispatch calls?

Yes.

When evaluating a rookie,

a training officer wants to see how they respond

to different scenarios with a rookie

who is looking to get into trouble,

the calls they choose can be illustrative.

Armed suspect just abandoned his car on freeway.

He's shooting!

Watch out, he's running!

The flip pursuit heading east on Benedict!

Add us to that call.

Mm.

Training, why wouldn't we want to respond to that call?

Travel time to call is approximately 15 minutes.

A shots fired call means that every available unit

in the area will respond.

As last arrivals, we will likely miss the action

and be tasked with looking for shell casings

in the hot sun for the next five hours.

Right.

I mean, uh, good answer.

Let's look for a closer call.

All units, silent alarm at Lincoln Bank and Trust.

2-11 in progress.

Bank robbery?

Hot damn, we're taking that one, right?

Yes, sir.

Although...

Although what?

A thoughtful T.O. might inform his rookie

that most bank robberies can be measured in minutes.

And given our proximity and the units that are closer,

it might be prudent to focus on the bank robber's

possible escape route and intercept.

In case they manage to get away before police arrive.

Smart.

So the route they would take to escape would be?

They would head for the 10-1-10 freeway exchange

and try to get lost in the chaos off Los Angeles traffic.

Which means that they would have to drive up?

Georgia Street.

Georgia Street.

Georgia Street.

Georgia Street.

Georgia Street.

Georgia Street.

Georgia Street.

Hey, show me your eyes.

Please.

Please, help.

I think she's dying.

I think she's dying.

Here we have two GSW victims.

Patient number one GSW in the left upper quadrant abdomen.

Now worstly descended and firm.

Critically unstable. Recommend OR stat.

I'll stay with them.

Sounds right. You investigating this one?

No, we are.

That is sweet, but you are the hotshot detective.

I am just a lowly patrol officer.

You're still a detective, but I get your point.

Did either of them mention the third bank robber?

No, I didn't realize there was one.

Yeah, security guards said there were three of them all masked and armed.

Their robber disappeared when the shooting started,

must have laid low as the other two escaped,

then snuck away into the chaos afterwards.

We're pulling security footage now.

Hopefully we can get a before and after the mask came off.

How's your rookie?

Hmm, right. Oh, yeah.

You know you can't bounce him from the program, right?

What? I was looking forward to it.

He's not the only one being evaluated, Naila.

You need to be made of wins while you're back on patrol.

Firing a rookie will be seen as a loss,

and you can't give IA a reason to punish you more or worse, fire you.

Oh, Lieutenant.

Hey, um, you all right?

I mean, other than uniform.

Yeah, we caught two bank robbery suspects.

Penn is in there watching over them while they get prepped for surgery.

You here to see Luna?

Yeah, I'm on. Take her out to lunch.

Oh, that's sweet.

Oh, yeah. Excuse me.

Luna.

Hey, what are you doing here?

Thought I'd take my wife to lunch?

Oh, that's so sweet.

But Oliver is about to do his assessments,

and I accompany in case any patient advocate questions come up.

You can join us, but it's going to be a lot more bodily fluids

than a normal person wants to see in a day.

You'd be surprised what a cop sees in a day.

Good point.

I shouldn't be too late.

Why don't we go to dinner?

I'll make a date you can't keep.

I can keep it.

Yes.

All right, good.

It really was sweet.

You came to take me to lunch.

Um, look, Luna, um...

Hey, we need help.

Let me guess.

You're glued together.

You say that like it happens a lot?

More than you know.

Did you drive here like that?

Well, we didn't take the bus.

Hey, I can't help but to notice by the position of your hands

that you were engaged in a domestic dispute gone sticky.

No, no, no, no.

She was just caressing my face.

Why you choked her?

Not all choking is non-consensual.

I'm going to go get the doctor.

Wait, wait.

Please tell me there is not glue on your hand.

I wish that we could.

Why can't you just come in here?

Because I'm mad at you.

It's not enough that I have a busy day.

I have to run damage control on your dysfunction.

I was trying to take my mom off your plate.

By telling her to not contact me?

I want to have a relationship with your mother,

but not whatever this has become.

All right, I'll text her.

No, hey, come on, please.

Call her today, okay?

An actual human conversation.

Okay.

I hate her.

I'm telling you, I lost my wallet yesterday.

How convenient timing,

given we found it at the scene of an armed robbery this morning.

Convenient is such lazy framing.

The universe is an infinitely complicated place.

You show your ignorance acting like coincidences are impossible.

The sheer amount of things happening on a single day,

number in the sextillions.

Okay, that's a made-up number.

No, it's not.

A sextillion is a thousand trillion.

And given that the world is populated with over 8 billion people,

I'm probably way underestimating.

No, I'm definitely underestimating.

There's over 10 quintillion insects in the world.

It's over 1 per billion per person.

So given that scale,

me losing a wallet,

a criminal picking it up,

and then dropping it at a crime scene

isn't unlikely.

Statistically, it's almost a given.

Oh, we're still going to put you in the lineup

and see if the victims can identify you.

That's fair.

How many of that quintillion?

A quintillion insects are spiders?

Oh, at least a quadrillion.

There's 53,000 species.

They're on every continent except Antarctica.

I might have to move to Antarctica.

Not today, though, right?

No.

Today, we see if Mark loses the lineup lottery.

Hmm.

It's just like the movies.

With as much diversity.

Check, test.

All right.

We are about to show you a lineup of six men.

The person or persons involved in the robbery

may or may not be among them.

Afterwards, I'm going to ask you individually

if you recognize anyone.

But do not compare notes

and do not discuss the suspects amongst each other.

Do you understand?

Yes, Daddy.

Okay, the guy that's number one

looks like a tech bro that speaks about himself

in the third person,

and he probably kisses his immediate family on the note.

Smoochie!

Okay, wait, but number three is sort of getting like,

hey, I'm Chad.

I completely misunderstood the message at Fight Club,

and I don't understand why my Native American Halloween

cost him so offensive.

Number five looks like he spends his Friday nights

chugging beer loaded with protein powder.

Stop drinking a load

if your two snakes are in the house.

Okay, guys, let's try to focus.

I mean, this should be fairly easy.

Do you guys recognize anyone or not?

Well, they were all wearing masks,

but these guys are the same basic size.

You know, I feel like I might recognize

the guy's voice that yelled at us?

Yeah.

Number one, could you please repeat the phrase?

Shut up and get on the ground.

Okay.

I'm unimpressed with the performance.

Could use a little more pizzazz.

I don't want to give a line read,

but there's like a hundred guys in L.A.

that could do a better job than that.

So, question,

can you just sort of make them say

whatever you want?

No, they're only going to say

what was said at the robbery.

You guys thinking what I'm thinking?

Contestant number one,

can you please recite Tommy Lee Jones' speech

from The Fugitive?

No, contestant number one.

Suspect number one,

you do not have to do that.

I would like it if you did.

I would like it if you did.

I'll do it.

Yes.

I love The Fugitive.

Floor's all yours.

What I want out of each and every one of you

is a hard target search

of every gas station,

residence,

warehouse,

farmhouse,

henhouse,

outhouse,

and doghouse in that area.

He's really good.

That's really good.

Bravo.

Can we see a chemistry read

between four and two?

Okay, okay, okay.

Do you recognize

any of these individuals

from the robbery?

I mean,

if we say yes,

can we get them

to say more weird stuff?

No.

Can we make them kiss?

Ooh, can we make them kiss?

Can we see a kiss

between four and two?

That would equal six.

Ooh.

It's odd.

Super glue usually comes off

with a bit of acetone.

Do you remember the brand you used?

Nope.

Yes.

I think it was like

an acetone-resistant blend.

Heavy-duty stuff.

Yeah.

I can't really remember

the exact name.

Well, surgery is a last resort,

but without identifying

the exact adhesive you use,

I'm not sure how else to proceed.

Can someone go by your house

and get it?

Uh, no.

Not really.

I'm happy to do it.

Give me your address.

No, that's not necessary.

It's super nice, though.

Oh, my God, the nicest.

Um, but we just,

we couldn't ask that of you.

Listen up.

You are glued to my wife.

The only person

I'm supposed to touch her

this long is me.

So give me your address.

Unless there's something

at your house

you don't want me to see.

Something that has to do

with this, perhaps?

Uh, I swear,

I don't know what that is.

It's a firing pin

for a handgun.

Oh, my God.

Crazy.

The question is,

why are the two of you

covered with them?

So, Finley is out of surgery.

We should be able

to talk to her soon,

but the, uh,

the girlfriend, Ava,

she died on the table.

Damn.

Hard way to learn

not to rob a bank

with the former Green Beret

working as a security guard.

Yeah.

Hey, as my rookie,

shouldn't you be doing

the paperwork?

Yeah.

Had to give it a shot.

Mm-hmm.

All right, I requested

an officer to come watch over Finley.

We should get back out on patrol.

Actually, we have been asked

to take a first run

at interviewing Finley.

Lopez is tied up

with the feds

combing through Bankfoot

and trying to figure out

how the third robber escaped.

And as our former partner,

future partner,

yeah, um,

she trusts your detective skills.

Exactly.

And unfortunately for you,

I still need my T.O.

to show me how it's done.

Not to break

the fourth wall here,

but you're a literal expert

at interrogating suspects,

and I'm not.

The only way to become

an expert

is to do the work.

And as someone

whose instincts

are to turn everything

up to an 11,

I am curious to see

how you handle something

that requires nuance

and delicacy.

Hey.

Hey.

How long's she been awake?

A couple minutes.

Anyone tell her

about her partner?

I know I didn't.

Can I ask you one question?

Sure.

What's the worst mistake

I can make in that?

Don't make it a competition.

You versus her.

You guys are on the same side.

Yes, ma'am.

Got it.

Thanks.

Finley,

I'm Officer Penn.

This is Detective Harper.

We brought you in.

Yeah, I remember.

Josefa,

no one will tell me.

I'm sorry,

but she didn't survive

the surgery.

She had lost too much blood.

No.

No.

Why did he have to shoot her?

He didn't have to shoot her.

Our guns weren't real.

But they looked real.

People were terrified.

That's not fair.

She only did it

because of me.

Why?

I've seen your history.

It's spotless.

I couldn't even dream

of getting into Stanford.

Be grateful.

You want to know

why we robbed that bank?

I am $200,000 in debt,

and that's after spending

the last three years

trying to pay off the loan.

It's higher now

than it was when I started.

What hope did we have

at a happy life together,

working two jobs

just to barely stay above water?

Listen, I get it.

I lived in my car

until a few months ago.

Debt is no joke,

and it could impact

how the DA's office

decides to prosecute you.

But if you want

any hope of leniency,

any,

you need to tell us

who your other partner

was in the robbery.

It was just me and Ava.

We know that there was

a third person that got away.

We're going to find

them eventually.

But you have an opportunity

to help yourself here.

I strongly urge you take it.

I don't deserve help.

Dave is dead because of me.

Hey.

What are you doing here?

Hey, uh,

dropout guys made me drive them.

Something about a lineup?

Right, but

they left.

Are you kidding?

That's why Sam asked

for the minivan keys.

Okay.

Sorry.

Can your mom pick you up?

Yeah, I can call her.

Did they help you at all

with the lunch?

No?

Stupid question.

Those guys would have

gone down with the Titanic

because they were too busy

making fun of the orchestra

to get on a lifeboat.

Look, don't take this

the wrong way,

but why do you work

with those guys?

They pay me surprisingly well.

Uh, Nolan,

sorry.

Are you free?

Yeah, I can be.

I'll see you later?

Yep.

All right.

So, Greg just called.

Uh, Luna is currently glued

to a couple who appears

to be manufacturing

and selling ghost guns.

The judge just signed off

on a warrant for us

to go inside

and take a look at their house.

While they remain glued to Luna?

That's gonna have to be

our secondary assignment,

identifying the adhesive

they've been using

to assemble the ghost guns

so we can get them

all separated.

And who are these people?

Uh, Poppy and Jasper Watterson.

Neither of them

have a criminal record,

but at one point or another

they've both filed

restraining orders

against each other.

I checked out

their social media.

They are both gun enthusiasts,

obviously in a toxic relationship

who share an inability

to think things through.

Wow.

Yeah.

Today is an odd one.

Right?

Wait, why?

What's going on with you?

I can't even explain,

not without crying.

Juarez, we're on the move.

Coming.

I, uh, let Mark White go.

His girlfriend corroborated

his story of him

losing his wallet yesterday

and he was very understanding

about our confusion

and happy to get his wallet back

once we had it fingerprinted.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Hey, uh, you wanna write with me?

Ooh.

Can I?

Traitor.

Yes.

So did he call his mom?

I don't know.

I don't think so.

I don't have much confidence

that even if he does,

it'll make things better.

Hmm.

Okay, we're coming up to it.

It's...

Oh.

You know what?

Let's, uh, let's back up a little.

What's up?

Three guys are moving stuff

out of that greenhouse

around the corner.

And by stuff, you mean guns?

Among other things.

So do we wanna go right at them

or try something more subtle?

A little bit of both.

On the ground, step away from the van.

On the ground, arms and legs spread.

That could not have worked out better.

That could not have worked out better.

Looks like we found our adhesive.

Ooh, I wouldn't touch that.

Good idea.

Hey, guys, I got this out here.

Go inside, clear the house.

Nolan sent a photo of the glue.

Thank God.

Oh, did he, uh, did he see anything else

while he was there?

Hey, I just got the exact epoxy

that he used.

Great.

Um, by the way, earlier in the day,

I found these in the bathroom.

You wouldn't happen to know

who they belong to, would you?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I've been looking everywhere for these.

Where'd you say you found them?

Um, I don't know.

Oh.

Finley!

Grandpa!

Finley!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

You can't go in there.

You can't go in there.

The hell I can't.

You're going to have to shoot me to stop me.

Hey, ma'am, ma'am, hold on one second.

Your granddaughter has been arrested

for a very serious crime.

My granddaughter has also been shot.

And I am the only family she's got,

so you are going to let me into that room.

Yes, ma'am, we can do that.

But I need you to do something for me.

Finley can help herself

by telling us the truth about what happened.

Finley needs a lawyer.

I've got one on the way.

Now let me see her!

Of course.

But Detective Harper is going to pat you down

and hold on to your purse.

Whatever.

Arms up.

Oh.

Ava's dead.

What?

Oh, baby.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

What's going on?

Uh, Finley's grandma just got here.

Great.

I don't need to make a separate trip.

When the feds finished processing the prints

from the bank, one set stood out.

Although, the last bank she robbed was in 1983.

Get out.

Finley's mama?

Yeah, she did a nickel for it.

Got out and never robbed another bank.

Until today.

Maeve.

It's all my fault.

They did everything right in life.

And still, they were struggling so much.

It wasn't right.

Put your hands behind the back.

No, please.

No.

It wasn't right.

No.

Finally.

So much better.

Oh.

All right.

Good news is that you're free.

And this is the bad news.

All right.

If you could just turn around.

Turn around.

Hands on your head.

Hands behind your back.

Must have missed something.

Bruh.

Hey.

Are you still waiting for your mom?

Yeah, she's busy.

Said she'd get me when she's free.

She couldn't think of a safer place for me to wait.

Okay.

What about your dad?

Oh, he's only break glass in case of emergency.

Right.

Well, I just finished with an arrest, so I can give you a ride home.

Great.

Can we go with the lights and the sirens?

No, but I'll let you use the radio to tell dispatch she has a sexy voice.

Really?

No.

Is that your mom?

No, it's Sam.

Where is our equipment?

You weren't supposed to steal it for real.

I'm not paying you unless you bring it back.

Second text.

Ha ha, whoops, sorry.

That message wasn't for you.

Please don't share it with anyone.

Fryer hands emoji.

Do I need a lawyer?

That is your right.

Do you have one?

Yes.

But he only does entertainment law.

That's not going to help you.

Look, not only did you make false statements to police, which is punishable by up to six

months in prison, but you also endangered yourself and your employees.

Look, I am so sorry.

We do crazy stunts for our shows all the time.

I thought I was hiring actors to play robbers.

They were supposed to interrupt our game show with a fake robbery and then return all of

our stuff a few hours later.

I never thought a casting breakdown for armed robbers would attract actual armed robbers.

And then I was too embarrassed to say anything and now I fully realize the error of my ways.

Which is great, but it will still be up to the DA's office as to whether they want to press

charges.

I can't go to jail.

I couldn't even handle sleepaway camp.

Look, let's just start with arresting the two men that robbed you.

I'm assuming you have names and numbers.

I have their Venmos.

Let's start with that.

Okay.

Robber 88.

Okay.

Well, I should have seen that one coming.

All right.

What a way to end shift.

As a thank you, paperwork can be turned into the top of the day tomorrow.

I'll even add an hour of OT for those who want to come in early.

That's great.

Hey, did you call your mother?

I'm going to...

Yeah, don't we have a...

Right behind you.

I'm sorry.

I think I just need to get some closure.

No, it's okay.

Look, why don't we clock out and we'll talk about it at home.

Okay.

I don't know about you, but all I'm thinking about is a hot bath and 12 hours of sleep.

Sounds nice.

Mm-hmm.

Are you okay?

Um, I thought, uh, I can broach this in a more delicate way, but after the day we had,

I think it's better just to come out and say it.

Is there something going on with you and Dr. Ashton?

Are you accusing me of cheating?

I'm not accusing you of anything.

But after seeing the way you two act together and finding his things in your car,

that's one real truth.

First of all, you have to believe me when I say that nothing has happened between us.

Second of all?

I do feel something for him.

I wasn't looking for it.

In our whole marriage, I've never even thought about anyone else.

But this past year, the world has opened up for me.

I finished school.

I got this job.

You met another man.

It is not that simple.

Am I attracted to him?

Yes.

But that doesn't mean that I was planning on acting on it.

Doesn't mean you weren't.

Otherwise, you would have said that.

Wait, please.

I'm...

I'm trying to be honest, and I'm making a mess of it, because I don't...

I don't really know how I feel.

I...

If you hadn't confronted me about Oliver, there's a good chance I would have worked through all of this without

you ever knowing.

I do know.

It's breaking my heart.

It's just...

So what you need to tell me is that whatever it is you feel for this man, it's over as

of now.

And your hesitation gives me my answer.

Here, take this.

Wait.

I need to take a walk.

And then what?

I don't know.

So, officially end of shift.

Did you decide whether or not I'm a lost cause?

I want to hear your thoughts first.

Okay.

Well, I think I made some real progress today.

Even though it wasn't close to perfect.

Stop.

You do know not everything is about you, right?

I don't want to hear your own self-analysis.

I want to hear what you thought about me, your rookie.

Oh.

Can I not do that?

All right.

I'd say you're pretty knowledgeable for a rookie officer.

You have natural instincts.

Though I can sometimes feel your urges take over, I appreciate that you don't.

Your willingness to trust your T.O. and give him a second chance, even when you think you might know

better,

when you most definitely do know better, it's admirable.

Okay, thanks.

Now it's your turn, right?

Wait, so what does that mean?

Do I get to stay or should I go home?

See you tomorrow.

Happy birthday!

Woo!

We wanted to do something special to celebrate your first day back on patrol.

You guys, you, you are terrible.

Wonderful people.

And I love you.

We love you too, and you're going to get through this.

You guys really did not have to do this, but I am glad that you did.

It's not something I ever would have thought to celebrate.

To be fair, you are not big on festivities of any kind.

I only found out when your birthday was because I called your mama.

And I am still kind of mad at you for that.

Me too, and so is Wesley.

I'm mad at you.

Okay, so I assume that this is not just decorations, that there are some sort of sustenance and possible adult

beverages.

I'm on it.

Thank you guys for being here.

But just to clarify, I do want to be in my bed in an hour.

Oh yeah, we'll be long on.

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

All right, Mom.

Bye.

I did it?

It is handled.

That took too long to happen easy.

Is she okay?

Are you okay?

Yeah, no, I'm great.

Okay.

Actually, no, it went a lot easier than expected.

She understood the whole boundaries issue pretty quickly.

And acknowledged that she can get overexcited.

Doesn't blame you or me.

Just blames technology for being too fun to experience alone.

Wow.

Okay.

It sounds like it went great.

Yeah.

Well, what took so long then?

We started talking about a lot of other stuff.

Like what?

Nosy.

Come on, tell me.

If you want to tell me.

Um, work, childhood memories, you, it was nice.

Yeah.

I bet you guys have a lot to catch up on.

Yeah.

Yeah, she did.

She told me all about her weekly trips to the farmer's market.

Oh, and she told me all about her friend, Linda, who has been acting like, and this is

in my mother's words, a shrewd bitch with a stick shoved so far a press.

Yeah.

I heard about Linda, and honestly, I agree with your mother.

She has to go.

How'd you hear about that?

That was not on the group chat.

Nope.

I, I am on a separate group thread with just your mom and Jenny.

You are unbelievable.

No, stop.

To be fair, I did not start that one.

Jenny did.

But now I have two of my main sources for vintage Tim photos in the same place, so that's

very nice for me.

Oh, God.

Okay, so do I have to talk to Jenny now, too?

No, no.

But if you have that powder blue prom suit lying around, that would be nice.

Okay, I'm sure I can dig it up from somewhere.

Wow.

Yeah.

Hello?

I'm in the bedroom.

I thought you couldn't be over another week.

I moved some things around.

Are you naked under there?

100%.

With the caveat that I have to go back in 36 hours.

We can get a lot done in 36 hours.

We can.

Just one.

Yes, sir.

Is everything all right?

No.

Luna and I are in a bad place.

I don't, I don't know what our future looks like.

I'm here at the hotel bar where I'll be staying for who knows how long.

Sounds like you need some company.

I'll be right there.

Thanks.

Maybe not right there.

Hey, John.

He won't be any more sad in 40 minutes than he would have been in 20.

This is your fault.

This is your fault.

I don't know.

Oh my God.

And I, this is your fault.