All language subtitles for Who.Wants.To.Be.a.Millionaire.S40E09

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Hi.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Hello, everybody. Hello.

Hello! Thank you so much. Thank you.

Hello, and welcome
to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

Now, in the last show,
the contestant had only got

one buttock in the chair
when the klaxon sounded.

So let's bring both of them back.
Ladies and gentlemen, Daniel Keeble.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome, Daniel.

Hello, Jeremy.
Nicely rested?

Good to see you again.
You too. Have a seat.

Thank you.
Have a seat.

So, you're Daniel Kee...

That's as far as we got last time.
Keeble.

Daniel Keeble, yep.
Insurance manager. Hmm!

Exciting job (!)
Isn't it (?)

From Ipswich, an exciting town.
Yes, very much so. Up-and-coming.

Best town in East Anglia.
Hmm. The only, isn't it?

No, there's Norwich.
Wait a minute, there's two.

Anyway, listen,
let's not dwell on East Anglia here.

You're joined in the audience
by your mum and dad,

Richard and Janice.

Greetings. Welcome, both of you.

You know the rules, don't you?
Yes.

Shall we get cracking?
Let's do it.

OK. Let's play
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

OK.

Right, nice and easy one to start
with. £100 question. Here it comes.

Let's hope so.

I believe that abbreviation is
do-it-yourself,

so I'll play "yourself",
final answer.

And the right answer.

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£200 question.

I believe this is a tablet,
and that's my final answer.

And that is the right answer. £200.

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OK, this is for £300.

I wasn't sure it was gonna come up,
actually, but I believe

that's The Magic Circle,
and that's my final answer.

And that is the correct answer.
That's £300.

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Right, £500 question.

That's my GCSE Latin
coming into play.

I hope that's a centipede,
and that's my final answer.

Right answer. Well done.
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And this is it. This is
your £1,000 safety net question.

Get this right, and that's
the smallest amount of money

you'll be going away with.

Here's the question.

I enjoy pesto with my pasta,

and I believe that is basil,
and that's my final answer.

And there you are, £1,000.
Whew!

Well done. Well done, Daniel.
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We got there.

I must say,
I do admire the way you've made

no effort at all with your wardrobe.

LAUGHTER
Oh, thank you.

I mean, I do approve of it.
What's wrong with it?

"I'm going on television,
I think just shirt

"and a T-shirt and some jeans."
Why not?

No, listen, I...
Given half a chance, I'd join you.

You should try it.
I know.

You should try it.
No, it's good.

So, if you win a lot of money, are
you gonna buy some clothes or...?

LAUGHTER

I'll get Mother to buy me
some clothes,

as my shopping is not well-known
for its fashion sense.

Let's move on.
Let's move on, yeah, yeah.

Would you like
to set your safety net at £2,000?

No, thank you, Jeremy.
Okey-doke, here comes your question.

So...

...it is on the logo for MGM,
the roaring lion

at the start of films,
and it is the Premier League.

I can't picture the Burberry logo,
and I'm trying to work out

what the picture is, actually,
on the Peugeot.

Because it is a rampant creature
of some sort.

Erm... with all that in mind...

...I would like to use
a 50/50, please.

Okey-doke. Could we remove
two wrong answers, please, computer?

Of course!
DANIEL CHUCKLES

Often the way.

Well, it's not helped me because
I'm still debating between the two.

But I think
you'll be able to help me.

I would like to ask the host, please.

OK, here's what I think. Tricky.

Peugeots normally are driven
very slowly.

They are, they are.

Burberry...
I used to drive a Peugeot.

What, and you can't remember
what the badge was?

I remember it looks like that...

Cos when you lift the bonnet up,
I suppose it's up here, isn't it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You see it.
But what is it?

I don't know. We just lost
all the Peugeot advertising

in the commercial breaks.
LAUGHTER

Burberry, I think their logo
is Wayne Rooney, isn't it?

Some footballer.
They all love Burberry.

No, no.
No, I...

Oh, let's stop messing around.

Peugeot has a lion on its badge,
I do know that.

100% certainty.
OK.

Definitely a lion.
Excellent.

Burberry doesn't.

It has Wayne Rooney on its badge,
and that's my final answer.

Thank you, Jeremy.
That is very helpful.

I will play Burberry,
and that's my final answer.

OK. Computer, can you reveal
the correct answer, please?

There it is.
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Well done. Well done, you.

Burberry's logo - I did not know
this - is an equestrian knight. Ah.

And we just lost Burberry now
as an advertiser as well.

Right, would you like
to set your safety net at £4,000?

No, thank you.
Okey-doke, here comes your question.

I can rule out The Inbetweeners, and
I can rule out Friday Night Dinner,

two shows that I've seen.

I've not even heard of Ghosts,

but I do know that Outnumbered is
a family sitcom,

and, at this stage,
I'm looking to preserve lifelines,

having just burnt through two
quite quickly.

So I would like to play,

and I'll play Outnumbered
as my final answer.

That is the correct answer.
Well done.

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OK.

Right, so, would you like
to set your safety net at £8,000?

I'm going to push it one more,

and I will not set the safety net
yet, thank you.

Okey-doke, here comes your question.

I was actually looking at kings and
queens in preparation for this show.

Edward VIII was very brief,
in 1936, before he abdicated.

George VI followed him.

Er, Edward VII was
just after Victoria, in 1901,

and I think he was off the throne
by the time war broke out.

I would like to play.

I'd like to play George V,
final answer.

And that's the right answer.
Well done.

Well done.
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That's good.

Erm, if you did win a lot of money,
other than clothes,

what would you spend it on,
do you think?

We're planning to go out
to the World Cup in 2026,

out in North America.

Maybe taking a road trip
from Houston across to California,

maybe up to the Northwest, as well,
to Seattle.

That'll be quite expensive, erm...

You'll need a raincoat if you're
going to Seattle, that's for sure.

Yes, indeed.
It's like Manchester, only wetter.

Right, would you like
to set your safety net at £16,000?

I did say that, at this point,
if I'd used two lifelines,

I would set the safety net,
and that it was there

as something to fall back on
rather than something to aspire to,

so I would like to set
the safety net at £16,000, please.

Well, let's hope you get
a lot further,

but can we set the safety net,
please, the second one, at £16,000?

OK, that's done.
Now let's get you there, if we can.

Mm-hm.
This is the question.

OK. Music is
amongst my weakest subjects. Erm...

I don't know the answer.
Well...

So I would like to put my faith
in this lovely audience, please.

OK, you've been instructed,
audience,

so fingers on your keypads, please.

If you think it's
Sophie Ellis-Bextor, press A,

Natasha Bedingfield is B,

"N-S-Y-N-C" is C,
and Kate Bush is D.

And if you'd all vote now, please.

Right, OK.
OK.

"N-S-Y-N-C" hasn't even got
half of it, actually,

and then a pretty even spread
among the other three.

I didn't want to say anything
to guide the audience,

but in my head,
I'd ruled out Kate Bush.

She burst back onto the scene
with Running Up That Hill

on Stranger Things.
Mm-hm.

The other two, er, minority answers,
I know very little about.

I will play, and I'll play NSYNC
as my final answer.

"NSYNC", is it?
I've been calling it N-S-Y...

I believe it's NSYNC.
NSYNC. Is it NSYNC?

LAUGHTER
Makes no difference.

It was Justin Timberlake's band.
Shows how old I am.

And you're right! Well done.

NSYNC.
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N-S-Y... NSYNC.

Right, yeah, Sophie Ellis-Bextor,
she came back

because of that thing
where that man was in a bath.

What?
LAUGHTER

Saltburn.

Oh, oh.
Saltburn, that's when it came back.

Bedingfield was Unwritten
from the rom-com Anyone But You,

and Running Up That Hill was
Stranger Things on Netflix.

So, it doesn't matter,
and we've discovered

I didn't know
that N-S-Y-N-C was NSYNC.

LAUGHTER

I think it was
Justin Timberlake's band.

Again, psh!
The little music knowledge I...

The little music knowledge I know.
I've got an idea.

Let's take a break, OK.
We'll be back in a few minutes,

and while you're away,
you can educate me

on pronunciations of modern bands.

See you in a few moments.
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OK. Welcome back
to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

We're here with Daniel. He's on
£16,000, which is your safety net.

You have one lifeline remaining.
Yes. Yeah.

So you've got a free shot now,
nothing to lose.

Shall we see the question
for £32,000?

Yes, let's.
Let's, let's.

And if you'll notice,
I pronounced "ethylene" correctly.

That was very good.
Didn't go, "E-T-H-Y-L-E-N-E."

LAUGHTER

What I'm worried about is
that I'm a chemistry graduate

and I don't know the answer.

Ooh!
Erm...

OK, so... it's not gonna be
zinc chloride,

which is a greenish powder.

Doesn't do very much.
It's very boring. Erm...

It's not hydrogen fluoride,
which is an extremely toxic

and corrosive acid.

That wouldn't preserve anything.

It's ethylene oxide
or sulphur dioxide,

and when ethylene oxide came up,
I actually thought, "Oh, it's that."

Erm... But then sulphur dioxide
came up, and actually, I thought,

"No, it's sulphur dioxide,
which is a gas."

The debate is whether to use
Phone A Friend at this point,

or whether to go with...
go with my gut.

The more I think about it,
the more I... I start to convin...

See, sulphur dioxide in water
becomes sulphuric acid,

which obviously is not nice
to drink,

but that would also explain
the slightly acidic taste.

Erm, ethylene oxide...

Ethylene is...

Does that become like vinegar?

Ethanoic acid.

No, let's... let's call Chiz,
please, and get his opinion.

OK, can we call Chiz, please?

And if you're a Gen Z-er
watching this,

phoning is like DM-ing,
only you have to speak.

LAUGHTER

PHONE RINGS

Ch... Chiz.
Chiz.

'Hello.'
Hi, Chiz?

'Yeah, hi.'

Hi, it's Jeremy Clarkson here
from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

'Hi there.'
Hi there, how are you?

'Yes, very good, thanks.'
Good, good. OK, Daniel's, erm...

needs your help, obviously,
hence the phone call.

Can I just check you've got
someone from our office there

making sure you're not online?
'Yes, I have, yes.'

Lovely. Right, Daniel, 30 seconds is
all you've got. Are you ready?

OK.
Your time starts now.

READS QUESTION
AND ANSWERS

16 seconds.

'I'm not 100% sure, but I think
it might be sulphur dioxide.'

How sure?

'Just repeat
the question again quickly.'

Wine to help preserve it.
Sulphur dioxide, ethylene oxide?

'I would say 50%.'
Thank you.

TIMEOUT BUZZER

Good. I sometimes think that,
if you can get some support

behind your thinking,
then that can help you out.

I will play. Obviously, I'll play.
There's nothing to lose.

I will play sulphur dioxide,
and that's my final answer.

It's the right answer. Well done.

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Well done.

Zinc chloride is used
in textile processing

and fabric refresheners,
whatever they are.

Ethylene is used in antifreeze
and detergents,

hydrogen fluoride is refrigerants
and herbicides.

OK.

Now, no more safety nets
to worry about.

Mm-hm.
It's just pure, naked quiz show-ery.

So, this is your question
for £64,000.

Let's have a think.
So, Uruguay is separated, erm...

Uruguay is on the coast,
not particularly close

to the Amazon, which is
where I imagine this would be.

So, you've got Bolivia, Paraguay,

and following the Amazon,
it then goes into... Brazil.

I don't think it's Argentina.

The question is
whether it starts higher up

and goes into Chile,
but Chile's so mountainous.

Why would it be Chile?

Wetlands are not normally high up.

And Brazil, obviously,
has the rainforest.

Erm, Pantanal, Pantanal.

Patagonia's often referred to
as Argen... No, erm...

I cannot risk it, Jeremy,
and it's been a great experience.

I'd like to take the money,
and that's my final answer.

Sudden cowardice, OK.
LAUGHTER

It's fine, because,
as you have just deduced,

you are leaving here, Daniel,
with £32,000, and that's a good win.

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It's a good win. It's a good win.

Do you mind if I torture you
just a little bit?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What would you have said?

I would've gone for Brazil.

See, if you'd have done that,
you'd now have £64,000.

AUDIENCE GROANS
I couldn't quite get there with it.

It matters not. As you rightly
point out, you've got £32,000.

Very happy with that.
Ladies and gentlemen, Daniel Keeble.

APPLAUSE
Great contestant.

Thank you very much.
Thoroughly enjoyed having you along.

It's been a great experience.
Thank you.

So, now we have
six brand-new contestants.

Let's meet them. They are...

APPLAUSE

OK, to see who gets in the chair,

we're going to play
Fastest Finger First.

No distraction, please,
from the audience.

Here comes the question.

OK, time's up, so let's see
the correct order, first of all.

We've got...

Right, good. So now let's see
how many people got that right.

Only two. And who was the fastest?

It was Scarlett Grant
in 6.82 seconds.

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Well done, Scarlett.

Congratulations.
Hi.

Very best of luck.
Thank you.

There's your seat.

So, you are Scarlett Grant.
Yeah.

Events coordinator from Oxford.
Mm.

Joined in the audience
by your friend Jacob. Yeah.

Hi, Jacob.
Hello.

Welcome. Right, you know the rules,
of course.

Mm, yeah.
Shall we get going?

Of course.
Settle any nerves.

Actually, you don't seem
that nervous.

I'm not showing it on the outside.
OK.

We'll settle them down anyway
with some easy questions.

But first of all, let's play
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

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Right, this is for £100.
Mm.

I actually don't have one of these,

but I may get it
with the prize money.

So I'm gonna say A, air fryer.
Final answer.

And the right answer. That's £100.

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Right, this is for £200.

I remember, I think,
it was probably coming up

to two decades ago,
there was a TV show called The Bill,

so I'm gonna say, C, Bill,
final answer.

And the right answer, and there was.

APPLAUSE

OK, £300 question.

I'm really glad I saw the answers

because I wouldn't have had
a clue before,

but I'm going to go A, final answer.

And the right answer. £300.

APPLAUSE

Okey-doke, this is for £500.

As someone who's been
to North America,

I'm going to say D, Canada,
final answer.

And the right answer.
Mm.

APPLAUSE

I'm not sure you need to have
actually been to North America

to know that one, but...

"Is it Cambodia? No."
No.

OK, right, this is it.

This is your first safety net
question for £1,000. Here it comes.

So, when I turned 13,
my mum actually bought me this book,

so I've read it,

and I know the answer is
A, Adrian Mole, final answer.

And the right answer. £1,000.

You're there.
We're up and running now. Good.

APPLAUSE

And now we must take a short break.
Back in a few moments. See you then.

APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE

Welcome back
to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

We're here with Scarlett.
Mm.

She's on £1,000, all the lifelines
still intact, so that's good.

You're a music fan, I gather.

Yeah, I guess
you could say so, yeah.

And it says that you like
hard, fast music.

Yeah, so anything
that's quite fast, loud,

anything that's quite energetic,
really, yeah.

So, would that include
N-Y-N-C-Y-N-C?

LAUGHTER

Maybe stuff that's a little bit
heavier than that, I'd say.

I wouldn't know how heavy they were,
I just don't know.

What sort of music are N-Y-N-C-C?

So, pop, boyband.
Oh, I'm amazed I didn't know them.

LAUGHTER
Anyway, shall we get on with it?

Yeah, of course.

Would you like to set
your safety net at £2,000?

No.
OK, here comes the question.

So, even though I don't know
much Spanish, or hardly any Spanish,

I do happen to know the Spanish word
for "home", which is "casa",

so I'm going to say "mi casa es
su casa", C, final answer.

Nicely worked out, and the
right answer, well done. £2,000.

APPLAUSE

Well done, you. Now, would you like
to set your safety net at £4,000?

No, I'd like to keep going.
Okey-doke. This is the question.

So, the one that's calling out to me
is C, go into space,

but I'm also looking
at summit Everest solo, as well.

B and D, I don't see.

So I'd like to go for a 50/50,
please, Jeremy.

Good use of your 50/50.

So, computer, can we take away
two wrong answers, please?

So, I would like to go for C,
go into space. Final answer.

And the right answer.
You got it, well done.

APPLAUSE

Right, safety net at £8,000?
No, let's keep going.

Yeah.
Yeah.

Course you will.
Right, this is your question.

Are you a cook?

I like to think so,
but not that good.

I do cook a lot of pasta, though,
which is quite annoying,

in regards to this question.

Hmm... So, A, bruschetta is
definitely... it's the bread.

I feel like C, bucatini,
is a type of pasta.

So I'm stuck between B and D,
and I've already used my 50/50.

I would like
to ask the audience, please.

OK, audience,
on your keypads, please.

If you think it's bruschetta,
it's A,

burrata is B, bucatini is C,

and bresaola is D.

And if you'd all vote now, please.

OK.
Hmm.

That's pretty good, actually.
Yeah.

63%...
That's solid majority.

A quarter have gone for bresaola,
and, you know...

Yeah.
...the others are little.

I would, then, love to go
with B, burrata. Final answer.

That sudden faith in the audience
was well placed,

because that's the right answer.

APPLAUSE
Well done, audience.

Well done, Scarlett.

Right, would you like to set
your safety net at £16,000?

Yeah, go on, £16,000.
Let's set it, set it there.

OK, computer,
could we set the second safety net

at the quite low £16,000 mark?

OK, that's locked in. Now we've
got to get you there, of course.

Here's your question.

Hmm.

I'm honestly not too sure.

Jeremy, you've done a lot of driving
across the country.

I have. I would like to ask
for your help, please.

I'd like to ask the host.

Okey-doke.
Yeah.

Erm... well, you've lucked out,
because here's what I think.

Great.
I know the answer.

Thank you!

It's Trent, and I'm 100% certain
of that, and that's my final answer.

I would like to say D, Trent,
final answer, then, please.

OK, computer, could you reveal
the correct answer, please?

There we are.
You've made it to your safety net.

Thank you.
APPLAUSE

That's good.
Mm.

So, we've established you don't know
very much about rivers or cheese.

No.

What would be your areas that you
hope crop up as we go up the ladder?

I'm quite good at British history
and monarchs,

and I'd say that's probably
my specialist area,

but I do like to know
a bit of history

about everywhere in the world.
Right, this is it.

There's no more safety net
questions, you're on it.

Mm.
This is your question for £32,000.

You know what's really annoying?
My dad used to breed reptiles,

but he's not one
of my Phone A Friends.

Oh!

So, I believe a royal python,
they're quite brown-y,

and I don't think they have,
you know, like, that large bit

at the end
where it makes a little rattle.

Since I don't really have a clue,
I'm going to phone a friend,

and I would like to call
my friend Max, please.

Max?
Yeah.

OK, can we call Max, please?

PHONE RINGS
Who's Max?

Max is actually Jacob's dad,
my friend Jacob's dad, yeah.

'Hello.'
Hi, Max?

Yes, hello!
Hi there. Jeremy...

Hello! It's Jeremy Clarkson here,
yeah,

from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

And Scarlett needs a hand.

So, Scarlett, are you ready?
Yeah.

Your time starts now.

READS QUESTION
AND ANSWERS

You have 15 seconds.

'Scarlett, I have to say
I don't know.

'If I guessed, it would be a guess,
and I don't wanna do that,

'so I'm sorry,
you've drawn a blank.'

That's fine. That's fine.
'Sorry about that, Scarlett.'

TIMEOUT BUZZER
Very brave of you

to say that's fine, cos, of course,
it's not fine, it's annoying.

"Annoying" is
what you should've said.

So you're back to where you were,
actually, now.

Yeah, that's OK. So, knowing
that no matter what I answer,

I walk... I walk away with 16,000...
Mm-hm.

...I am going to have
a total stab in the dark,

and there's something about eastern
diamondback that is calling to me.

Maybe it's my dad.

Maybe it's my dad.
Mm-hm.

So, I'm going to say C,
eastern diamondback. Final answer.

Well done, Dad!
That's the right answer.

APPLAUSE
Good for you.

Oh, wow!
Good for you.

Great! I love it when that happens.
Yeah.

No, well done.
And now we've got to take a break.

Join us again in a few moments

for the final part of tonight's
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE

Welcome back
to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

We're here with Scarlett.
Mm-hm.

She's on £32,000,
no lifelines remaining.

And you're desperate
for a question about history.

That's correct, Jeremy.
We haven't had one yet.

Cheese and snakes, but no history.

Right, this is it.
This is your £64,000 question.

You know what's funny, Jeremy? I
don't know much about planes either.

SHE LAUGHS
Cheese, snakes, planes...

And you know
what's also kind of funny?

The only time I can remember
seeing the word "autogiro"...

...is in The Simpsons.

Mr Burns has one, but I do not
remember flapping of its wings

in that particular Simpsons episode.

"Orthihopter"...

Isn't something like "orthio"
is to do with birds, I believe.

And also, C, dirigible,
that doesn't sound

like a real thing that exists.

That one sounds a bit fake.

And A, triplane. Well, tri, three.

So...

Hmm.
The situation is, of course,

if you get this wrong,
you lose £16,000.

Mm.

At least you don't have
to deliberate

about what lifeline to use,
I suppose.

To be honest,
as I really don't have a clue...

...I would like to take the £32,000

and, erm, end my game on £32,000.

Fi...
My final choice, is that my...?

No, it isn't my final choice.
My final decision...

Answer.

My fi...
LAUGHTER

That's my final answer.
Final answer?

Yeah, that's my final answer,
Jeremy.

Final decision would've worked.
OK, sorry.

I'm comfortable
with any one of those things.

OK, well, look, well done.
And the fact of the matter is,

despite the disappointment going
round in your head at the moment,

you are leaving here with £32,000.
Mm, yeah.

Still a lot. Well done. Well done.

APPLAUSE

Erm...

Go on, just have a stab.
What would you have said?

I'm not...
Out of all of them, I'm not sure,

but I reckon D, "ornthiopter",
cos I'm thinking of the bird aspect.

So you'd have said D?
I would've said D, yeah.

And if you'd have said that,
you'd have got £64,000.

That's OK.
AUDIENCE GROANS

Autogiro I know
from the James Bond film.

It's like a mini helicopter.
Triplane's got three sets

of wings, and a dirigible's
a hot-air balloon, effectively.

Airship, yeah,
to give it its correct name.

But there you are.
Yeah.

You've still got £32,000.
Exactly.

You've been a great contestant.
We've discovered that you...

Don't know anything.
Yeah.

LAUGHTER

If you'd have known more, you'd have
won a lot more, but there you are.

You've still got £32,000.
Yeah.

Ladies and gentlemen,
Scarlett Grant. Well done.

Well done, Scarlett.
Yeah, no problem. It was really fun.

It was. It was fun having you.
It was, yeah. Great.

It was fun having you.
That way?

Thank you so much.

OK, five contestants left.

Once again, they're gonna play
Fastest Finger First.

Everyone nice and quiet
in the audience

because here comes the question.

OK, time's up, so let's see
the correct order. You've got...

OK. So, let's see
how many people got that right.

Three did.
And who was the fastest?

Oh, it was Lionel Wilson
in 5.35 seconds.

Well done.
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Well done, sir.

Thank you, sir.
Thank you.

I thought you were going to do
a modern handshake on me then.

Oh, please!
I was a bit worried.

OK, so, you are Lionel Wilson,

a retired finance analyst
from South Hampstead.

Erm... right, good.
Shall we crack on?

Yeah, let's crack on.
OK.

LAUGHTER
I like this man.

OK, let's play
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

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This is your £100 question.

That's barbershop. Final answer.

It is indeed, and that's £100.

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OK, this is for £200.

That's straws. Final answer.

Yep, it is. £200.

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This is for £300.

I'm gonna go for rain sensors.
Final answer.

You're probably right, and you are.
£300, well done.

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OK, this is for £500.

That would be "encore".
Final answer.

Yep, that's £500.

APPLAUSE

And now it's your safety net
question. This is for £1,000.

I'm gonna go for haricot
as the final answer.

You're absolutely right.
It's £1,000, well done.

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OK, safety net at £2,000?
Not yet, thank you.

Okey-doke, here's your question.

This is obvious, but I'm...
Hold on. Second...

Ah...

It's a good Millionaire question,
that one,

cos it's work out-able, but it might
take time, which you have.

So, her...

...nephew is George's father.

This is a bit harsh for £2,000,
but I'm going to...

With great embarrassment,
I'm gonna have to ask the audience.

It's no indicator, really.

OK, so, you wanna ask the audience
for sure? Sure, yeah.

OK. Audience,
fingers on your keypads, please.

Here comes the question.

READS QUESTION

And if you'd all vote now, please.

OK.
Then I'll go great-aunt.

90% are saying it's great-aunt.
Sure.

And your final answer?
It is, yes. Great... yeah.

Well done, audience.
Well done, Lionel.

That's the right answer.
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It's, erm... I agree with you.

It's one of those ones
where you think, "Oh, heavens!"

I know!
"Once removed, once removed..."

Anyway, we're there.
You're on £2,000...

KLAXON
Oh.

Oh, no!

LAUGHTER

Yeah, it's the end of the show,
I'm afraid.

Lionel, of course,
will be back next time,

seeing if he can get further up
the ladder, which I'm sure he will.

And we'll be joined
by six brand-new contestants,

all hoping to become millionaires.

Good night.
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