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APPLAUSE

Hi.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hello, everybody. Hello.

Hello! Thank you so much. Thank you.

Hello, and welcome to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

Now, in the last show, the contestant had only got

one buttock in the chair when the klaxon sounded.

So let's bring both of them back. Ladies and gentlemen, Daniel Keeble.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome, Daniel.

Hello, Jeremy. Nicely rested?

Good to see you again. You too. Have a seat.

Thank you. Have a seat.

So, you're Daniel Kee...

That's as far as we got last time. Keeble.

Daniel Keeble, yep. Insurance manager. Hmm!

Exciting job (!) Isn't it (?)

From Ipswich, an exciting town. Yes, very much so. Up-and-coming.

Best town in East Anglia. Hmm. The only, isn't it?

No, there's Norwich. Wait a minute, there's two.

Anyway, listen, let's not dwell on East Anglia here.

You're joined in the audience by your mum and dad,

Richard and Janice.

Greetings. Welcome, both of you.

You know the rules, don't you? Yes.

Shall we get cracking? Let's do it.

OK. Let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

OK.

Right, nice and easy one to start with. £100 question. Here it comes.

Let's hope so.

I believe that abbreviation is do-it-yourself,

so I'll play "yourself", final answer.

And the right answer.

APPLAUSE

£200 question.

I believe this is a tablet, and that's my final answer.

And that is the right answer. £200.

APPLAUSE

OK, this is for £300.

I wasn't sure it was gonna come up, actually, but I believe

that's The Magic Circle, and that's my final answer.

And that is the correct answer. That's £300.

APPLAUSE

Right, £500 question.

That's my GCSE Latin coming into play.

I hope that's a centipede, and that's my final answer.

Right answer. Well done. APPLAUSE

And this is it. This is your £1,000 safety net question.

Get this right, and that's the smallest amount of money

you'll be going away with.

Here's the question.

I enjoy pesto with my pasta,

and I believe that is basil, and that's my final answer.

And there you are, £1,000. Whew!

Well done. Well done, Daniel. APPLAUSE

We got there.

I must say, I do admire the way you've made

no effort at all with your wardrobe.

LAUGHTER Oh, thank you.

I mean, I do approve of it. What's wrong with it?

"I'm going on television, I think just shirt

"and a T-shirt and some jeans." Why not?

No, listen, I... Given half a chance, I'd join you.

You should try it. I know.

You should try it. No, it's good.

So, if you win a lot of money, are you gonna buy some clothes or...?

LAUGHTER

I'll get Mother to buy me some clothes,

as my shopping is not well-known for its fashion sense.

Let's move on. Let's move on, yeah, yeah.

Would you like to set your safety net at £2,000?

No, thank you, Jeremy. Okey-doke, here comes your question.

So...

...it is on the logo for MGM, the roaring lion

at the start of films, and it is the Premier League.

I can't picture the Burberry logo, and I'm trying to work out

what the picture is, actually, on the Peugeot.

Because it is a rampant creature of some sort.

Erm... with all that in mind...

...I would like to use a 50/50, please.

Okey-doke. Could we remove two wrong answers, please, computer?

Of course! DANIEL CHUCKLES

Often the way.

Well, it's not helped me because I'm still debating between the two.

But I think you'll be able to help me.

I would like to ask the host, please.

OK, here's what I think. Tricky.

Peugeots normally are driven very slowly.

They are, they are.

Burberry... I used to drive a Peugeot.

What, and you can't remember what the badge was?

I remember it looks like that...

Cos when you lift the bonnet up, I suppose it's up here, isn't it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You see it. But what is it?

I don't know. We just lost all the Peugeot advertising

in the commercial breaks. LAUGHTER

Burberry, I think their logo is Wayne Rooney, isn't it?

Some footballer. They all love Burberry.

No, no. No, I...

Oh, let's stop messing around.

Peugeot has a lion on its badge, I do know that.

100% certainty. OK.

Definitely a lion. Excellent.

Burberry doesn't.

It has Wayne Rooney on its badge, and that's my final answer.

Thank you, Jeremy. That is very helpful.

I will play Burberry, and that's my final answer.

OK. Computer, can you reveal the correct answer, please?

There it is. APPLAUSE

Well done. Well done, you.

Burberry's logo - I did not know this - is an equestrian knight. Ah.

And we just lost Burberry now as an advertiser as well.

Right, would you like to set your safety net at £4,000?

No, thank you. Okey-doke, here comes your question.

I can rule out The Inbetweeners, and I can rule out Friday Night Dinner,

two shows that I've seen.

I've not even heard of Ghosts,

but I do know that Outnumbered is a family sitcom,

and, at this stage, I'm looking to preserve lifelines,

having just burnt through two quite quickly.

So I would like to play,

and I'll play Outnumbered as my final answer.

That is the correct answer. Well done.

APPLAUSE

OK.

Right, so, would you like to set your safety net at £8,000?

I'm going to push it one more,

and I will not set the safety net yet, thank you.

Okey-doke, here comes your question.

I was actually looking at kings and queens in preparation for this show.

Edward VIII was very brief, in 1936, before he abdicated.

George VI followed him.

Er, Edward VII was just after Victoria, in 1901,

and I think he was off the throne by the time war broke out.

I would like to play.

I'd like to play George V, final answer.

And that's the right answer. Well done.

Well done. APPLAUSE

That's good.

Erm, if you did win a lot of money, other than clothes,

what would you spend it on, do you think?

We're planning to go out to the World Cup in 2026,

out in North America.

Maybe taking a road trip from Houston across to California,

maybe up to the Northwest, as well, to Seattle.

That'll be quite expensive, erm...

You'll need a raincoat if you're going to Seattle, that's for sure.

Yes, indeed. It's like Manchester, only wetter.

Right, would you like to set your safety net at £16,000?

I did say that, at this point, if I'd used two lifelines,

I would set the safety net, and that it was there

as something to fall back on rather than something to aspire to,

so I would like to set the safety net at £16,000, please.

Well, let's hope you get a lot further,

but can we set the safety net, please, the second one, at £16,000?

OK, that's done. Now let's get you there, if we can.

Mm-hm. This is the question.

OK. Music is amongst my weakest subjects. Erm...

I don't know the answer. Well...

So I would like to put my faith in this lovely audience, please.

OK, you've been instructed, audience,

so fingers on your keypads, please.

If you think it's Sophie Ellis-Bextor, press A,

Natasha Bedingfield is B,

"N-S-Y-N-C" is C, and Kate Bush is D.

And if you'd all vote now, please.

Right, OK. OK.

"N-S-Y-N-C" hasn't even got half of it, actually,

and then a pretty even spread among the other three.

I didn't want to say anything to guide the audience,

but in my head, I'd ruled out Kate Bush.

She burst back onto the scene with Running Up That Hill

on Stranger Things. Mm-hm.

The other two, er, minority answers, I know very little about.

I will play, and I'll play NSYNC as my final answer.

"NSYNC", is it? I've been calling it N-S-Y...

I believe it's NSYNC. NSYNC. Is it NSYNC?

LAUGHTER Makes no difference.

It was Justin Timberlake's band. Shows how old I am.

And you're right! Well done.

NSYNC. APPLAUSE

N-S-Y... NSYNC.

Right, yeah, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, she came back

because of that thing where that man was in a bath.

What? LAUGHTER

Saltburn.

Oh, oh. Saltburn, that's when it came back.

Bedingfield was Unwritten from the rom-com Anyone But You,

and Running Up That Hill was Stranger Things on Netflix.

So, it doesn't matter, and we've discovered

I didn't know that N-S-Y-N-C was NSYNC.

LAUGHTER

I think it was Justin Timberlake's band.

Again, psh! The little music knowledge I...

The little music knowledge I know. I've got an idea.

Let's take a break, OK. We'll be back in a few minutes,

and while you're away, you can educate me

on pronunciations of modern bands.

See you in a few moments. APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE

OK. Welcome back to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

We're here with Daniel. He's on £16,000, which is your safety net.

You have one lifeline remaining. Yes. Yeah.

So you've got a free shot now, nothing to lose.

Shall we see the question for £32,000?

Yes, let's. Let's, let's.

And if you'll notice, I pronounced "ethylene" correctly.

That was very good. Didn't go, "E-T-H-Y-L-E-N-E."

LAUGHTER

What I'm worried about is that I'm a chemistry graduate

and I don't know the answer.

Ooh! Erm...

OK, so... it's not gonna be zinc chloride,

which is a greenish powder.

Doesn't do very much. It's very boring. Erm...

It's not hydrogen fluoride, which is an extremely toxic

and corrosive acid.

That wouldn't preserve anything.

It's ethylene oxide or sulphur dioxide,

and when ethylene oxide came up, I actually thought, "Oh, it's that."

Erm... But then sulphur dioxide came up, and actually, I thought,

"No, it's sulphur dioxide, which is a gas."

The debate is whether to use Phone A Friend at this point,

or whether to go with... go with my gut.

The more I think about it, the more I... I start to convin...

See, sulphur dioxide in water becomes sulphuric acid,

which obviously is not nice to drink,

but that would also explain the slightly acidic taste.

Erm, ethylene oxide...

Ethylene is...

Does that become like vinegar?

Ethanoic acid.

No, let's... let's call Chiz, please, and get his opinion.

OK, can we call Chiz, please?

And if you're a Gen Z-er watching this,

phoning is like DM-ing, only you have to speak.

LAUGHTER

PHONE RINGS

Ch... Chiz. Chiz.

'Hello.' Hi, Chiz?

'Yeah, hi.'

Hi, it's Jeremy Clarkson here from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

'Hi there.' Hi there, how are you?

'Yes, very good, thanks.' Good, good. OK, Daniel's, erm...

needs your help, obviously, hence the phone call.

Can I just check you've got someone from our office there

making sure you're not online? 'Yes, I have, yes.'

Lovely. Right, Daniel, 30 seconds is all you've got. Are you ready?

OK. Your time starts now.

READS QUESTION AND ANSWERS

16 seconds.

'I'm not 100% sure, but I think it might be sulphur dioxide.'

How sure?

'Just repeat the question again quickly.'

Wine to help preserve it. Sulphur dioxide, ethylene oxide?

'I would say 50%.' Thank you.

TIMEOUT BUZZER

Good. I sometimes think that, if you can get some support

behind your thinking, then that can help you out.

I will play. Obviously, I'll play. There's nothing to lose.

I will play sulphur dioxide, and that's my final answer.

It's the right answer. Well done.

APPLAUSE Well done.

Zinc chloride is used in textile processing

and fabric refresheners, whatever they are.

Ethylene is used in antifreeze and detergents,

hydrogen fluoride is refrigerants and herbicides.

OK.

Now, no more safety nets to worry about.

Mm-hm. It's just pure, naked quiz show-ery.

So, this is your question for £64,000.

Let's have a think. So, Uruguay is separated, erm...

Uruguay is on the coast, not particularly close

to the Amazon, which is where I imagine this would be.

So, you've got Bolivia, Paraguay,

and following the Amazon, it then goes into... Brazil.

I don't think it's Argentina.

The question is whether it starts higher up

and goes into Chile, but Chile's so mountainous.

Why would it be Chile?

Wetlands are not normally high up.

And Brazil, obviously, has the rainforest.

Erm, Pantanal, Pantanal.

Patagonia's often referred to as Argen... No, erm...

I cannot risk it, Jeremy, and it's been a great experience.

I'd like to take the money, and that's my final answer.

Sudden cowardice, OK. LAUGHTER

It's fine, because, as you have just deduced,

you are leaving here, Daniel, with £32,000, and that's a good win.

APPLAUSE It's a good win. It's a good win.

Do you mind if I torture you just a little bit?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What would you have said?

I would've gone for Brazil.

See, if you'd have done that, you'd now have £64,000.

AUDIENCE GROANS I couldn't quite get there with it.

It matters not. As you rightly point out, you've got £32,000.

Very happy with that. Ladies and gentlemen, Daniel Keeble.

APPLAUSE Great contestant.

Thank you very much. Thoroughly enjoyed having you along.

It's been a great experience. Thank you.

So, now we have six brand-new contestants.

Let's meet them. They are...

APPLAUSE

OK, to see who gets in the chair,

we're going to play Fastest Finger First.

No distraction, please, from the audience.

Here comes the question.

OK, time's up, so let's see the correct order, first of all.

We've got...

Right, good. So now let's see how many people got that right.

Only two. And who was the fastest?

It was Scarlett Grant in 6.82 seconds.

APPLAUSE Well done, Scarlett.

Congratulations. Hi.

Very best of luck. Thank you.

There's your seat.

So, you are Scarlett Grant. Yeah.

Events coordinator from Oxford. Mm.

Joined in the audience by your friend Jacob. Yeah.

Hi, Jacob. Hello.

Welcome. Right, you know the rules, of course.

Mm, yeah. Shall we get going?

Of course. Settle any nerves.

Actually, you don't seem that nervous.

I'm not showing it on the outside. OK.

We'll settle them down anyway with some easy questions.

But first of all, let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

APPLAUSE

Right, this is for £100. Mm.

I actually don't have one of these,

but I may get it with the prize money.

So I'm gonna say A, air fryer. Final answer.

And the right answer. That's £100.

APPLAUSE

Right, this is for £200.

I remember, I think, it was probably coming up

to two decades ago, there was a TV show called The Bill,

so I'm gonna say, C, Bill, final answer.

And the right answer, and there was.

APPLAUSE

OK, £300 question.

I'm really glad I saw the answers

because I wouldn't have had a clue before,

but I'm going to go A, final answer.

And the right answer. £300.

APPLAUSE

Okey-doke, this is for £500.

As someone who's been to North America,

I'm going to say D, Canada, final answer.

And the right answer. Mm.

APPLAUSE

I'm not sure you need to have actually been to North America

to know that one, but...

"Is it Cambodia? No." No.

OK, right, this is it.

This is your first safety net question for £1,000. Here it comes.

So, when I turned 13, my mum actually bought me this book,

so I've read it,

and I know the answer is A, Adrian Mole, final answer.

And the right answer. £1,000.

You're there. We're up and running now. Good.

APPLAUSE

And now we must take a short break. Back in a few moments. See you then.

APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE

Welcome back to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

We're here with Scarlett. Mm.

She's on £1,000, all the lifelines still intact, so that's good.

You're a music fan, I gather.

Yeah, I guess you could say so, yeah.

And it says that you like hard, fast music.

Yeah, so anything that's quite fast, loud,

anything that's quite energetic, really, yeah.

So, would that include N-Y-N-C-Y-N-C?

LAUGHTER

Maybe stuff that's a little bit heavier than that, I'd say.

I wouldn't know how heavy they were, I just don't know.

What sort of music are N-Y-N-C-C?

So, pop, boyband. Oh, I'm amazed I didn't know them.

LAUGHTER Anyway, shall we get on with it?

Yeah, of course.

Would you like to set your safety net at £2,000?

No. OK, here comes the question.

So, even though I don't know much Spanish, or hardly any Spanish,

I do happen to know the Spanish word for "home", which is "casa",

so I'm going to say "mi casa es su casa", C, final answer.

Nicely worked out, and the right answer, well done. £2,000.

APPLAUSE

Well done, you. Now, would you like to set your safety net at £4,000?

No, I'd like to keep going. Okey-doke. This is the question.

So, the one that's calling out to me is C, go into space,

but I'm also looking at summit Everest solo, as well.

B and D, I don't see.

So I'd like to go for a 50/50, please, Jeremy.

Good use of your 50/50.

So, computer, can we take away two wrong answers, please?

So, I would like to go for C, go into space. Final answer.

And the right answer. You got it, well done.

APPLAUSE

Right, safety net at £8,000? No, let's keep going.

Yeah. Yeah.

Course you will. Right, this is your question.

Are you a cook?

I like to think so, but not that good.

I do cook a lot of pasta, though, which is quite annoying,

in regards to this question.

Hmm... So, A, bruschetta is definitely... it's the bread.

I feel like C, bucatini, is a type of pasta.

So I'm stuck between B and D, and I've already used my 50/50.

I would like to ask the audience, please.

OK, audience, on your keypads, please.

If you think it's bruschetta, it's A,

burrata is B, bucatini is C,

and bresaola is D.

And if you'd all vote now, please.

OK. Hmm.

That's pretty good, actually. Yeah.

63%... That's solid majority.

A quarter have gone for bresaola, and, you know...

Yeah. ...the others are little.

I would, then, love to go with B, burrata. Final answer.

That sudden faith in the audience was well placed,

because that's the right answer.

APPLAUSE Well done, audience.

Well done, Scarlett.

Right, would you like to set your safety net at £16,000?

Yeah, go on, £16,000. Let's set it, set it there.

OK, computer, could we set the second safety net

at the quite low £16,000 mark?

OK, that's locked in. Now we've got to get you there, of course.

Here's your question.

Hmm.

I'm honestly not too sure.

Jeremy, you've done a lot of driving across the country.

I have. I would like to ask for your help, please.

I'd like to ask the host.

Okey-doke. Yeah.

Erm... well, you've lucked out, because here's what I think.

Great. I know the answer.

Thank you!

It's Trent, and I'm 100% certain of that, and that's my final answer.

I would like to say D, Trent, final answer, then, please.

OK, computer, could you reveal the correct answer, please?

There we are. You've made it to your safety net.

Thank you. APPLAUSE

That's good. Mm.

So, we've established you don't know very much about rivers or cheese.

No.

What would be your areas that you hope crop up as we go up the ladder?

I'm quite good at British history and monarchs,

and I'd say that's probably my specialist area,

but I do like to know a bit of history

about everywhere in the world. Right, this is it.

There's no more safety net questions, you're on it.

Mm. This is your question for £32,000.

You know what's really annoying? My dad used to breed reptiles,

but he's not one of my Phone A Friends.

Oh!

So, I believe a royal python, they're quite brown-y,

and I don't think they have, you know, like, that large bit

at the end where it makes a little rattle.

Since I don't really have a clue, I'm going to phone a friend,

and I would like to call my friend Max, please.

Max? Yeah.

OK, can we call Max, please?

PHONE RINGS Who's Max?

Max is actually Jacob's dad, my friend Jacob's dad, yeah.

'Hello.' Hi, Max?

Yes, hello! Hi there. Jeremy...

Hello! It's Jeremy Clarkson here, yeah,

from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

And Scarlett needs a hand.

So, Scarlett, are you ready? Yeah.

Your time starts now.

READS QUESTION AND ANSWERS

You have 15 seconds.

'Scarlett, I have to say I don't know.

'If I guessed, it would be a guess, and I don't wanna do that,

'so I'm sorry, you've drawn a blank.'

That's fine. That's fine. 'Sorry about that, Scarlett.'

TIMEOUT BUZZER Very brave of you

to say that's fine, cos, of course, it's not fine, it's annoying.

"Annoying" is what you should've said.

So you're back to where you were, actually, now.

Yeah, that's OK. So, knowing that no matter what I answer,

I walk... I walk away with 16,000... Mm-hm.

...I am going to have a total stab in the dark,

and there's something about eastern diamondback that is calling to me.

Maybe it's my dad.

Maybe it's my dad. Mm-hm.

So, I'm going to say C, eastern diamondback. Final answer.

Well done, Dad! That's the right answer.

APPLAUSE Good for you.

Oh, wow! Good for you.

Great! I love it when that happens. Yeah.

No, well done. And now we've got to take a break.

Join us again in a few moments

for the final part of tonight's Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE

Welcome back to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

We're here with Scarlett. Mm-hm.

She's on £32,000, no lifelines remaining.

And you're desperate for a question about history.

That's correct, Jeremy. We haven't had one yet.

Cheese and snakes, but no history.

Right, this is it. This is your £64,000 question.

You know what's funny, Jeremy? I don't know much about planes either.

SHE LAUGHS Cheese, snakes, planes...

And you know what's also kind of funny?

The only time I can remember seeing the word "autogiro"...

...is in The Simpsons.

Mr Burns has one, but I do not remember flapping of its wings

in that particular Simpsons episode.

"Orthihopter"...

Isn't something like "orthio" is to do with birds, I believe.

And also, C, dirigible, that doesn't sound

like a real thing that exists.

That one sounds a bit fake.

And A, triplane. Well, tri, three.

So...

Hmm. The situation is, of course,

if you get this wrong, you lose £16,000.

Mm.

At least you don't have to deliberate

about what lifeline to use, I suppose.

To be honest, as I really don't have a clue...

...I would like to take the £32,000

and, erm, end my game on £32,000.

Fi... My final choice, is that my...?

No, it isn't my final choice. My final decision...

Answer.

My fi... LAUGHTER

That's my final answer. Final answer?

Yeah, that's my final answer, Jeremy.

Final decision would've worked. OK, sorry.

I'm comfortable with any one of those things.

OK, well, look, well done. And the fact of the matter is,

despite the disappointment going round in your head at the moment,

you are leaving here with £32,000. Mm, yeah.

Still a lot. Well done. Well done.

APPLAUSE

Erm...

Go on, just have a stab. What would you have said?

I'm not... Out of all of them, I'm not sure,

but I reckon D, "ornthiopter", cos I'm thinking of the bird aspect.

So you'd have said D? I would've said D, yeah.

And if you'd have said that, you'd have got £64,000.

That's OK. AUDIENCE GROANS

Autogiro I know from the James Bond film.

It's like a mini helicopter. Triplane's got three sets

of wings, and a dirigible's a hot-air balloon, effectively.

Airship, yeah, to give it its correct name.

But there you are. Yeah.

You've still got £32,000. Exactly.

You've been a great contestant. We've discovered that you...

Don't know anything. Yeah.

LAUGHTER

If you'd have known more, you'd have won a lot more, but there you are.

You've still got £32,000. Yeah.

Ladies and gentlemen, Scarlett Grant. Well done.

Well done, Scarlett. Yeah, no problem. It was really fun.

It was. It was fun having you. It was, yeah. Great.

It was fun having you. That way?

Thank you so much.

OK, five contestants left.

Once again, they're gonna play Fastest Finger First.

Everyone nice and quiet in the audience

because here comes the question.

OK, time's up, so let's see the correct order. You've got...

OK. So, let's see how many people got that right.

Three did. And who was the fastest?

Oh, it was Lionel Wilson in 5.35 seconds.

Well done. APPLAUSE

Well done, sir.

Thank you, sir. Thank you.

I thought you were going to do a modern handshake on me then.

Oh, please! I was a bit worried.

OK, so, you are Lionel Wilson,

a retired finance analyst from South Hampstead.

Erm... right, good. Shall we crack on?

Yeah, let's crack on. OK.

LAUGHTER I like this man.

OK, let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

APPLAUSE

This is your £100 question.

That's barbershop. Final answer.

It is indeed, and that's £100.

APPLAUSE

OK, this is for £200.

That's straws. Final answer.

Yep, it is. £200.

APPLAUSE

This is for £300.

I'm gonna go for rain sensors. Final answer.

You're probably right, and you are. £300, well done.

APPLAUSE

OK, this is for £500.

That would be "encore". Final answer.

Yep, that's £500.

APPLAUSE

And now it's your safety net question. This is for £1,000.

I'm gonna go for haricot as the final answer.

You're absolutely right. It's £1,000, well done.

APPLAUSE

OK, safety net at £2,000? Not yet, thank you.

Okey-doke, here's your question.

This is obvious, but I'm... Hold on. Second...

Ah...

It's a good Millionaire question, that one,

cos it's work out-able, but it might take time, which you have.

So, her...

...nephew is George's father.

This is a bit harsh for £2,000, but I'm going to...

With great embarrassment, I'm gonna have to ask the audience.

It's no indicator, really.

OK, so, you wanna ask the audience for sure? Sure, yeah.

OK. Audience, fingers on your keypads, please.

Here comes the question.

READS QUESTION

And if you'd all vote now, please.

OK. Then I'll go great-aunt.

90% are saying it's great-aunt. Sure.

And your final answer? It is, yes. Great... yeah.

Well done, audience. Well done, Lionel.

That's the right answer. APPLAUSE

It's, erm... I agree with you.

It's one of those ones where you think, "Oh, heavens!"

I know! "Once removed, once removed..."

Anyway, we're there. You're on £2,000...

KLAXON Oh.

Oh, no!

LAUGHTER

Yeah, it's the end of the show, I'm afraid.

Lionel, of course, will be back next time,

seeing if he can get further up the ladder, which I'm sure he will.

And we'll be joined by six brand-new contestants,

all hoping to become millionaires.

Good night. APPLAUSE

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