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Phil. No, that's bullshit.

I know.

Phil, that's bullshit. And you know it's bullshit, too.

I can hear a girl in the background of this phone call right now. What do you

mean you have to get on a boat?

You were supposed to be back here two hours ago. We're on a family vacation

right now.

No, not tomorrow.

Today!

We're supposed to go today.

Billy, you said this three days in a row. We only have two days left.

No, I want to go to the beach today.

I know that you're out there fucking hookers.

I can hear them in the background, Phil.

No, just get back here, okay?

Just get back here so we can go to the beach as a family and do what we came

here to do.

I can't have this conversation anymore. Just come back to the hotel.

I'm so sorry, honey.

This is not how our vacation was supposed to be.

Mom, I don't...

I don't know why you even, like, argue with Dad anymore.

Like, it's pointless.

I just want us to have, like, a nice family vacation, you know? We're all the

way over here. We might as well go to the beach together.

Yeah, Mom, it's just... You know how Dad is. He's just...

I just, like, it'd be cool if Dad would, like, stop.

Like, want to hang out with us and, like, not stop lying and getting drunk

like, cheating on you and stuff, but... I mean, I could be out there getting

fucked like that, too, and having a great time, but, you know, I'm trying to

a good mom.

Well, you are a great mom.

Like, but that's, like, Dad's not going to, like... You know what I mean?

Like...

Dad's not going to change because you're an awesome mom.

You're the best stepmom I could ever want to have.

Thanks, buddy.

You're awesome.

Thank you.

We're in Miami.

You should go.

We don't need Dad.

I know you want us to have wholesome family fun stuff, which would be cool.

We should just do whatever.

Mom,

we could go and do whatever.

What's wrong with doing what Dad does?

I'm trying to be a good stepmom.

I want to spend time with you guys.

Well, you are spending time with me.

But Dad's not going to... I

think you should just go.

Just go. have fun or something i mean i could i could be going and getting laid

just like he does yeah i could be meeting up with random guys down at the

i mean like but like why not like

like why not just let's

just go out i mean like we could just we could just go out to the beach or like

maybe you should just go out like what do you like

I guess I could.

If... I mean, like...

Like, it's... It would be fair,

I feel like, right? Yeah.

If he's doing it, I could do it. Is it fair that dad gets to do whatever he

wants and then you're not... You're trying to be, like, perfect mom?

No, it's not fair.

You're right. If you could do, like... I mean, okay, if you did...

Dad does whatever he wants, right?

Yeah. Like, all the time?

And he doesn't care? Like, what do you want to do, like, right now, if you can

do anything?

I want to fuck.

Oh, my God, I should not have said that to you.

You're literally my stepson.

You know what I mean, though. You know what I mean.

Well, Mom, you should do that.

Why not?

Yeah, I guess I could go down to the pool and just, like, pick up.

You're some guy?

Yeah, just do a long vacation.

It's Miami.

I don't know. I'll just like, I'll just like stay here and like watch a movie or

something and like.

Do you think, do you think I look good enough to do that still?

Yeah, mom.

You think so?

Yeah, you look really good.

It wouldn't be weird?

No.

It wouldn't be that hard.

I'm kind of nervous. Will you go with me?

What do you mean, go with you?

Like, will you go down with me while I find somebody?

No, that's weird, right? I can't go with you when you try to go hook up with

some guy.

What if, like, what if, you know, you just go with me and whenever he and I

about to go back somewhere, I tell you that you can go and we can, like, part

ways?

I think that kind of would be weird, Mom. Yeah.

I guess you're right.

Just you can do it. It'll be easy.

So, I mean, like, hypothetically, like, if I wasn't your mom and you were a guy

down there at the pool, like, would you think that I look good enough to, like,

take back to a room?

Do you think I look good enough for that?

Yeah, of course, Mom. Like, if... Yeah, if you weren't my mom, like, I'd...

Yeah, totally would bang you.

I think almost any guy would want to have sex with you pretty much.

There's got to be plenty of hot guys in Miami.

It should probably take like 10 minutes max.

I mean, what if I'm your mom and we have sex

anyway?

With me?

Is that too weird?

Sorry, I shouldn't have asked that. No, I shouldn't have even said that.

Oh. No.

Oh, no, I can't answer that. No, it's okay.

I mean, like, we could, like, if we

pretended like you weren't my mom. Yeah, like that.

Yeah.

I mean, we could just try, like, a little bit of a time first.

Like this?

I don't... Oh, my God, Alex, you're already hard.

Yeah. Did you want to do this?

I mean, I wasn't, like, planning on it, but... I think we should just try. Like,

we can make this not be weird, right?

I mean, it doesn't feel weird to me.

I don't think it's weird either.

Like, I mean, you've always been super

hot, man.

I really want to put it in my mouth.

You do?

Yeah, I do.

That'd be okay.

Yeah? You don't think it's too weird?

No.

Okay,

well, let's just try it then. We should just, we're on vacation.

Yeah. Right?

We'll just make it not be weird.

Yeah, Dad gets to do whatever he wants.

Yeah, if Dad can do whatever he wants, it's only fair.

Why can't we do it? We can do whatever we want.

So I'll just take my shorts off. Yeah, just take them off.

This is crazy.

It feels good, right?

Yeah, it probably could be doing this, but it does feel good.

This is, like, exciting.

Does it feel good? Yeah.

Thank you, honey.

I don't know, my dad, like, doesn't have sex with you all the time.

Can you believe it's been two weeks since he had sex with me?

That's crazy.

I'm going crazy.

You should get to have sex, like, every day, like, as much as you want.

That's what I want you to do.

Can I tell you something, Mom? Yeah, tell me.

You give me, like, boners a lot. Oh, my God.

I walk around in, like, bikinis and stuff.

Should I stop walking around in bikinis?

I just didn't want to tell you before because I thought you'd think I was

weird.

You can tell me.

I don't think it's weird.

All right, tell me now.

Mm -hmm.

um

I'm finally having some fun.

Would it be crazy if I got on top of you right now?

No.

Oh it's so big.

I wanted this so bad.

Fuck yeah, it feels amazing.

I'm about

to

squirt

Your dick is amazing. It's making me squirt over and over again.

Oh, fuck, honey.

Oh, my God.

I want you to turn me over and fuck me from behind.

Okay. Yeah.

Yeah? Can you do that? Okay, mom.

Okay.

Oh,

fuck, mom. Your ass is so nice.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Fuck me, oh my god.

Oh my god,

you're going to make me squint again.

Say it again.

inside me right now.

come inside me? I'm sure it's okay. Yeah, it's okay.

Mom,

this is way better than last vacation.

It's so much better.

It's exactly what I wanted.